Newhart (1982–1990) - episodes with scripts
Dick Loudon and his wife Joanna decide to leave life in New York City and buy a little inn in Vermont. Dick is a how-to book writer, who eventually becomes a local TV celebrity as host of "Vermont Today." George Utley is the handyman at the inn and Leslie Vanderkellen is the maid, with ambitions of being an Olympic Ski champion; she is later replaced by her cousin Stephanie, an heiress who hates her job. Her boyfriend is Dick's yuppie TV producer, Michael Harris. There are many other quirky characters in this fictional little town, including Dick's neighbors Larry, Darryl, and Darryl...three brothers who buy the Minuteman Cafe from Kirk Devane. Besides sharing a name, Darryl and Darryl never speak (until the final episode).
Season 1
- 1. In the Beginning
- 2. Mrs. Newton's Body Lies A-Mould'ring in the Grave
- 3. Hail to the Councilman
- 4. Shall We Gather at the River?
- 5. This Probably Is Condemned
- 6. No Tigers at the Circus
- 7. The Perfect Match
- 8. Some Are Born Writers... Others Have Writers Thrust Upon Them
- 9. No Room at the Inn
- 10. The Senator's Wife Was Indiscreet
- 11. Sprained Dreams
- 12. The Way We Thought We Were
- 13. The Visitors
- 14. What Is This Thing Called Lust?
- 15. Breakfast Theatre
- 16. Ricky Nelson, Up Your Nose
- 17. A View from the Bench
- 18. The Boy Who Cried Goat
- 19. Heaven Knows Mr. Utley
- 20. You're Homebody 'til Somebody Loves You
- 21. Grandma, What a Big Mouth You Have
- 22. I Enjoy Being a Guy
Season 2
- 1. It Happened One Afternoon: Part 1
- 2. It Happened One Afternoon: Part 2
- 3. Animal Attractions
- 4. The Stratford Wives
- 5. The Girl from Manhattan
- 6. Don't Rain on My Parade
- 7. Lady & the Tramps
- 8. The Man Who Came Forever
- 9. The Looks of Love
- 10. Kirk Goes for the Juggler
- 11. Jug of Wine, Loaf of Bread & Pow
- 12. Cats
- 13. Curious George at the Firehouse
- 14. Book Beat
- 15. Kirk Pops the Question
- 16. Best Friends
- 17. Kirk Ties One On
- 18. Go, Grandma, Go
- 19. Leave It to the Beavers
- 20. Vermont Today
- 21. Send Her Ella
- 22. New Faces of 1951
Season 3
- 1. Tell a Lie, Get a Check
- 2. Twenty Year Itch
- 3. A Hunting We Will Go
- 4. Miss Stephanie
- 5. But Seriously, Beavers
- 6. Tickets, Please
- 7. Poor Reception
- 8. The Fan
- 9. Happy Trails to You
- 10. Georgie's Girl
- 11. Pillow Fight
- 12. Local Hero
- 13. Dick Gets Larry's Goat
- 14. Once I Had a Secret Love
- 15. Lady in Wading
- 16. Look Homeward, Stephanie
- 17. My Fair Larry
- 18. You're Nobody 'til Somebody Hires You
- 19. Out with the New, Inn with the Old
- 20. R.I.P. Off
- 21. The Prodigal Darryl
- 22. What Makes Dick Run
Season 4
- 1. Pirate Pete
- 2. The Way We Ought to Be
- 3. Summa Cum Larry
- 4. Oh, That Morocco
- 5. Candidate Larry
- 6. Locks, Stocks, and Noodlehead
- 7. The Geezers in the Band
- 8. The Shape of Things
- 13. Larry's Dead, Long Live Larry
- 15. The Stratford Horror Picture Show
- 16. I Do, Okay?
- 17. The Snowmen Cometh
- 18. Will the Real Dick Loudon Please Shut Up?
- 19. He Ain't Human, He's My Cousin
- 20. Dwight Schmidlapp Is Not a Quitter
- 21. Torn Between Three Brothers
- 22. Baby, I'm Your Handyman
- 23. Replaceable You
- 24. Pre-Nups
Season 5
Season 6
- 1. Here's to You, Mrs. Loudon
- 2. Prima Darryl
- 3. Inn This Corner
- 4. Me and My Gayle
- 5. Reading, Writing, and Rating Points
- 6. Vintage Stephanie
- 7. Take Me to Your Loudon
- 8. Till Depth Do Us Part: Part 1
- 9. Till Depth Do Us Part: Part 2
- 10. Telethon Man
- 11. Laugh at My Wife, Please
- 12. Support Your Local Shifflet
- 13. My Three Dads
- 14. A Friendship That Will Last a Lunchtime
- 15. Presence of Malice
- 16. Would You Buy a Used Car from This Handyman?
- 17. The Buck Stops Here
- 18. Attention WPIV Shoppers
- 19. The Big Uneasy
- 20. Draw Partner
- 21. A Midseason's Night Dream
- 22. Newsstruck
- 23. The Gleeless Club
- 24. Courtin' Disaster
Season 7
- 1. Town Without Pity
- 2. Apples, Apples, Apples
- 3. This Blood's for You
- 4. I Married Dick
- 5. Goonstruck
- 6. I Came, I Saw, I Sat
- 7. Twelve Annoyed Men and Women
- 8. Home for the Holidays
- 9. Shoe Business Is My Life
- 10. George and the Old Maid
- 11. Hi, Society
- 12. Cupcake on My Back
- 13. Another Saturday Night
- 14. The Nice Man Cometh
- 15. One and a Half Million Dollar Man
- 16. The Little Match Girl
- 17. Buy, Buy Blues
- 18. Message from Michael
- 19. Homes and Jo-Jo
- 20. Georgie and Bess
- 21. Murder at the Stratley
- 22. Malling in Love Again
Season 8
- 1. Don't Worry Be Pregnant
- 2. Get Dick
- 3. Poetry and Pastries
- 4. Utley Exposed
- 5. Ramblin' Michael Harris
- 6. Meet Michael Vanderkellen
- 7. Good Lord Loudon
- 8. Cupcake in a Cage
- 9. Attack of the Killer Aunt
- 10. I Like You, Butt...
- 11. Jumpin' George
- 12. Lights! Camera! Contractions!
- 13. Beauty and the Pest
- 14. Good Neighbor Sam
- 15. Child in Charge
- 16. Seein' Double
- 17. Born to Be Mild
- 18. Daddy's Little Girl
- 19. Georgie and Grace
- 20. Handymania
- 21. Dick and Tim
- 22. Father Goose
- 23. My Husband, My Peasant
- 24. The Last Newhart