New Looney Tunes (2015–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - St. Bugs and the Dragon/Leaf It Alone - full transcript
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪
And stay down if in ya know
what's good for you!
This'll throw 'em off the scent.
And just like that
I'm up in smoke.
Ooh. This is ridiculous.
It's called a getaway driver,
not a wait around driver.
Finally, you yellow bellied...
Hey! You ain't the regular
getaway driver!
Who the heck are you?
You want an answer or do you
want to get out of here?
Let's go, vermin!
Drive me to the hideaway house.
First, you're gonna have
to put on your seat belt.
Now!
Okay, you're the boss, boss.
Ow!
Is this it?
This is a hospital. Go!
Oh! Ow!
- Is this it?
- That's a super market.
Go! Go! Go! Huh! Uh!
Is this it?
This is a library
Oh! Go, go.
- Oh. Oh.
- Is this it?
This is the Le Brea Tar pits!
It's a shame what happened to
these poor majestic critters.
Okay! Go! Go! Go!
Oops! Went too far!
Is this it?
This is the bank!
Wait! Go back.
Is this it?
Oh, no! This is
the police station.
Here, put this on.
Hey, how do I look?
Like a sitting duck.
Everything all right over here?
Yes, sir, Officers.
Just me and my baby boy on
our way to a costume party.
There's a bank robber
on the loose.
Let's be careful
out there, okay?
Hey, remember,
no texting and driving.
Yes, sir, officers!
Sheesh. That was an ugly baby.
Mmm-hmm.
You fleepin' vermin!
Just drive us to the hideout!
Use your GPS if you have to.
- But the boys in blue said...
- Do it!
Okay, you're the boss.
Now, let's see, which app does
the driving directions again?
Sorry, that's my music app.
Okay, what's the address
of the hideout?
Oh, we have to create
an account for you.
Uh, what do you want
your username to be?
Ahhh!
Is that "Ahhh"
with six H's or seven?
Okay, so now
we put in the address,
no traffic updates,
fastest route possible.
And there...
That was easy.
Oh, I'm not feelin' so good.
Fresh air comin' up.
The loot! Got you!
Oh!
Uh-oh!
You darn big eared galoot!
When I get back down there,
I'm a gonna...
I tried to tell you
to wear your seat belt.
You!
Should we go inside?
Can't go in. Not yet.
I gotta deactivates
my booby traps.
Now let's see.
You haven't forgotten
the code, have you?
Of course not!
Uh...
One, two, three, eh...
Four?
One, two, three, four?
Yeah. Yeah that's it!
You okay, doc?
Yeah.
This nice, soft wall
cushioned the blow.
Why don't you try your birthday?
Why don't you
shut your trap, rabbit?
I can remember a 4-digit-code,
I'm not some idiot.
- You okay, doc?
- Yeah.
Luckily, these racks
broke my fall...
And my back!
Try your pant size.
Your mom's birthday!
Your mom's pant size.
You seem like a factory
settings guy.
Zero, zero, zero, zero.
Hey, give me that,
you rasser frasser rabbit!
I did it! I did it!
I got away with the loot!
It's mine! All mine! All...
This ain't my loot.
That ain't my bag.
Oh, come on!
Whoo! I made it! I made it!
Yeah, but, what about the loot?
Oh, yeah.
Get in the car, rabbit.
Hey, Sam!
Yeah, yeah! Into the hallway,
third door on the left.
I got it.
Phew. It's safer in here,
than it is out there.
- You got that right!
- Huh?
Hermosa Beach!
My vacation begins... Now?
I knew I should've looked
at this map app.
Well, it's not like this
vacation could get any worse.
Hello.
- Bigfoot!
- Hey, lady!
Wow! Look at all the smut!
Snow, Bigfoot. Snow.
Gross! It's all around me.
Little help, lady?
Bigfoot, I'm not a lady.
Sorry. Little help, ma'am?
Yeah, fine.
One, two...
Three!
- Oh! Ouch! Cold, cold!
- Relax!
Snow is not gonna hurt you.
Bigfoot, you're right,
it's smut, it's smut.
Okay.
Oh, my back.
- Here, let me help.
- No, no.
You've touched enough.
So what're you doin' here?
Well, I was playing
follow the leader
and I followed you out here.
Except, I wasn't playing.
Well, those white guys were.
- Who?
- They were following me.
Prepare your weapons.
The Bigfoot should be
in the area.
Those are the Hazmats,
Bigfoot.
They hunt you!
We gotta get out of here!
Okay.
- What're you lookin' for, lady?
- Nothin'.
- You're lookin' for carrots?
- No.
'Cause, if you're
lookin' for carrots...
I'm not lookin' for carrots.
We've got much bigger problems
than carrots right now.
Sir! Our sensors report
Bigfoot's in the area.
Perfect! Prepare weapons
and be on the lookout.
There he is!
That's not a Bigfoot, Gary!
That's a dog.
Now let's destroy that Bigfoot.
If you're lookin' for carrots...
We're not lookin' for carrots.
I got my carrots right here.
Hey! Give me those!
Hmm. Why do these carrots have
red, dotty things all over them?
Are they sick?
Gary,
you got the safety on!
You better take cover, kid!
Yep, they're sick.
Oh!
The tree's sick too!
This whole mountain's sick!
We better get these bad
carrots outta here!
What are you doing?
- That's my food!
- No time to talk, lady!
We've gotta moo...
Oh, brother.
I think Sasquatch
went this way.
No, we're over here!
Shh... We gotta get out of here.
I can do that.
Wait, ooh...
Sorry, lady. I was trying to
catapult you over to that ridge.
I'll throw you instead.
No!
Transport coming!
No!
I can try
kicking you up there.
How about I try my left hand?
How about you don't!
- Whoo-hoo!
- Hey.
What are you so cheery about?
Well I just threw that lady
up a mountain!
Why not take the escalator
over there?
Thank you!
Wait, what're we chasing again?
What are you
doing here?
I took the escalator.
It's Sasquatch, get him!
Hey, guys,
just take the escalator!
What are you... Come on!
We gotta keep climbin'.
- You want me to throw you?
- No!
Just, no!
Whoo-hoo!
I'm climbin' here.
Yay!
- Whoo-hoo!
- My son!
The meaning of life is...
Make way for the lady.
Hi, lady!
You lookin' for carrots?
Sorry.
This does not look good.
Well, I got this.
We're toast.
Now, lady.
It sounds like
you're getting cold feet.
I was right, huh!
You ready, lady?
Whee!
- Yikes.
- Ow!
- Having fun?
- No!
How do these guys
keep finding us?
Oh, no! I'm sick!
Here, lady...
I want you to have that.
It's my good luck charm.
A tracking device?
Now, you're really sick!
I'm not sick.
What're you doing, you big oaf!
Yeah, you definitely
have a temper.
- Here. Let me rub some smut on you.
- No.
Feelin' better?
Hey, lady,
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Lady?
Lady, where'd you go?
Let's just say I took care
of a little business.
Number one or number two?
Not that!
The signal's coming from
inside this cave.
Let's get him!
Hey! Wait up!
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪
And stay down if in ya know
what's good for you!
This'll throw 'em off the scent.
And just like that
I'm up in smoke.
Ooh. This is ridiculous.
It's called a getaway driver,
not a wait around driver.
Finally, you yellow bellied...
Hey! You ain't the regular
getaway driver!
Who the heck are you?
You want an answer or do you
want to get out of here?
Let's go, vermin!
Drive me to the hideaway house.
First, you're gonna have
to put on your seat belt.
Now!
Okay, you're the boss, boss.
Ow!
Is this it?
This is a hospital. Go!
Oh! Ow!
- Is this it?
- That's a super market.
Go! Go! Go! Huh! Uh!
Is this it?
This is a library
Oh! Go, go.
- Oh. Oh.
- Is this it?
This is the Le Brea Tar pits!
It's a shame what happened to
these poor majestic critters.
Okay! Go! Go! Go!
Oops! Went too far!
Is this it?
This is the bank!
Wait! Go back.
Is this it?
Oh, no! This is
the police station.
Here, put this on.
Hey, how do I look?
Like a sitting duck.
Everything all right over here?
Yes, sir, Officers.
Just me and my baby boy on
our way to a costume party.
There's a bank robber
on the loose.
Let's be careful
out there, okay?
Hey, remember,
no texting and driving.
Yes, sir, officers!
Sheesh. That was an ugly baby.
Mmm-hmm.
You fleepin' vermin!
Just drive us to the hideout!
Use your GPS if you have to.
- But the boys in blue said...
- Do it!
Okay, you're the boss.
Now, let's see, which app does
the driving directions again?
Sorry, that's my music app.
Okay, what's the address
of the hideout?
Oh, we have to create
an account for you.
Uh, what do you want
your username to be?
Ahhh!
Is that "Ahhh"
with six H's or seven?
Okay, so now
we put in the address,
no traffic updates,
fastest route possible.
And there...
That was easy.
Oh, I'm not feelin' so good.
Fresh air comin' up.
The loot! Got you!
Oh!
Uh-oh!
You darn big eared galoot!
When I get back down there,
I'm a gonna...
I tried to tell you
to wear your seat belt.
You!
Should we go inside?
Can't go in. Not yet.
I gotta deactivates
my booby traps.
Now let's see.
You haven't forgotten
the code, have you?
Of course not!
Uh...
One, two, three, eh...
Four?
One, two, three, four?
Yeah. Yeah that's it!
You okay, doc?
Yeah.
This nice, soft wall
cushioned the blow.
Why don't you try your birthday?
Why don't you
shut your trap, rabbit?
I can remember a 4-digit-code,
I'm not some idiot.
- You okay, doc?
- Yeah.
Luckily, these racks
broke my fall...
And my back!
Try your pant size.
Your mom's birthday!
Your mom's pant size.
You seem like a factory
settings guy.
Zero, zero, zero, zero.
Hey, give me that,
you rasser frasser rabbit!
I did it! I did it!
I got away with the loot!
It's mine! All mine! All...
This ain't my loot.
That ain't my bag.
Oh, come on!
Whoo! I made it! I made it!
Yeah, but, what about the loot?
Oh, yeah.
Get in the car, rabbit.
Hey, Sam!
Yeah, yeah! Into the hallway,
third door on the left.
I got it.
Phew. It's safer in here,
than it is out there.
- You got that right!
- Huh?
Hermosa Beach!
My vacation begins... Now?
I knew I should've looked
at this map app.
Well, it's not like this
vacation could get any worse.
Hello.
- Bigfoot!
- Hey, lady!
Wow! Look at all the smut!
Snow, Bigfoot. Snow.
Gross! It's all around me.
Little help, lady?
Bigfoot, I'm not a lady.
Sorry. Little help, ma'am?
Yeah, fine.
One, two...
Three!
- Oh! Ouch! Cold, cold!
- Relax!
Snow is not gonna hurt you.
Bigfoot, you're right,
it's smut, it's smut.
Okay.
Oh, my back.
- Here, let me help.
- No, no.
You've touched enough.
So what're you doin' here?
Well, I was playing
follow the leader
and I followed you out here.
Except, I wasn't playing.
Well, those white guys were.
- Who?
- They were following me.
Prepare your weapons.
The Bigfoot should be
in the area.
Those are the Hazmats,
Bigfoot.
They hunt you!
We gotta get out of here!
Okay.
- What're you lookin' for, lady?
- Nothin'.
- You're lookin' for carrots?
- No.
'Cause, if you're
lookin' for carrots...
I'm not lookin' for carrots.
We've got much bigger problems
than carrots right now.
Sir! Our sensors report
Bigfoot's in the area.
Perfect! Prepare weapons
and be on the lookout.
There he is!
That's not a Bigfoot, Gary!
That's a dog.
Now let's destroy that Bigfoot.
If you're lookin' for carrots...
We're not lookin' for carrots.
I got my carrots right here.
Hey! Give me those!
Hmm. Why do these carrots have
red, dotty things all over them?
Are they sick?
Gary,
you got the safety on!
You better take cover, kid!
Yep, they're sick.
Oh!
The tree's sick too!
This whole mountain's sick!
We better get these bad
carrots outta here!
What are you doing?
- That's my food!
- No time to talk, lady!
We've gotta moo...
Oh, brother.
I think Sasquatch
went this way.
No, we're over here!
Shh... We gotta get out of here.
I can do that.
Wait, ooh...
Sorry, lady. I was trying to
catapult you over to that ridge.
I'll throw you instead.
No!
Transport coming!
No!
I can try
kicking you up there.
How about I try my left hand?
How about you don't!
- Whoo-hoo!
- Hey.
What are you so cheery about?
Well I just threw that lady
up a mountain!
Why not take the escalator
over there?
Thank you!
Wait, what're we chasing again?
What are you
doing here?
I took the escalator.
It's Sasquatch, get him!
Hey, guys,
just take the escalator!
What are you... Come on!
We gotta keep climbin'.
- You want me to throw you?
- No!
Just, no!
Whoo-hoo!
I'm climbin' here.
Yay!
- Whoo-hoo!
- My son!
The meaning of life is...
Make way for the lady.
Hi, lady!
You lookin' for carrots?
Sorry.
This does not look good.
Well, I got this.
We're toast.
Now, lady.
It sounds like
you're getting cold feet.
I was right, huh!
You ready, lady?
Whee!
- Yikes.
- Ow!
- Having fun?
- No!
How do these guys
keep finding us?
Oh, no! I'm sick!
Here, lady...
I want you to have that.
It's my good luck charm.
A tracking device?
Now, you're really sick!
I'm not sick.
What're you doing, you big oaf!
Yeah, you definitely
have a temper.
- Here. Let me rub some smut on you.
- No.
Feelin' better?
Hey, lady,
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Lady?
Lady, where'd you go?
Let's just say I took care
of a little business.
Number one or number two?
Not that!
The signal's coming from
inside this cave.
Let's get him!
Hey! Wait up!