Naruto (2002–2007): Season 1, Episode 101 - Mitai, shiritai, tashikametai Kakashi sensei no sugao - full transcript

After being advised by Tsunade to quit the path of the shinobi, Lee recalls his first meeting with his teacher Guy. Unable to master either ninjutsu or genjutsu, Lee has always been looked down upon by the others. - This Episode is part of Season 2, Volume 4

We are Fighting Dreamers aiming high

Fighting Dreamers
don't care what people think about them

Fighting Dreamers
follow what they believe

Oli Oli Oli Oh! Just go my way

Right here right now (Bang)
Hit it straight like a line drive!

Right here right now (Burn)

Down a difficult road
filled with endless struggles

Where do you think you are going
following someone else's map?

An insightful crow comes along
to tear up the map

Now open your eyes and
take a look at the truth (Yeah!)

There's nothing to lose,
so let's GO!!!

We are Fighting Dreamers aiming high

Fighting Dreamers
don't care what people think about them

Fighting Dreamers
follow what they believe

Oli Oli Oli Oh!
Just go my way

Right here right now (Bang)
Hit it straight like a line drive!

Right here right now (Burn)
We're gonna do it and do our best!

Right here right now (Bang)
Hit it straight like a line drive!

Right here right now (Burn)
We're gonna do it and do our best! BANG!

Hey... don't you want to see it?

It's about time.

What?

You know what I'm talking about.

Kakashi Sensei's... real face!

What are you doing?!

That's stupid!

I'm not interested.

Today's mission is over,
so I'm going home...

Yeah, I agree...

Aw geez... It sounds like fun.

Maybe he has...

lips like cod roe?

Lips like cod roe, lips like cod roe,

lips like cod roe, lips like cod roe,
lips like cod roe...

Take one more push!

Or maybe a buckteeth?!

Buckteeth?!

Buckteeth?! Buckteeth?!
Buckteeth?!

Gotta See! Gotta Know!
Kakashi Sensei's True Face!

But this is rare...

Here you go! Thanks for waiting

All three of you treating me...

Snow might fall

- Great success!
- Great success!

You know what I mean?

Here! Thanks for waiting

All three of you treating me...

Snow might fall today?

Or if it's not that...

- Great success!
- Great success!

Maybe it's that...

Here! Thanks for waiting

All three of you treating me...

Snow might fall today?

Or if it's not that...

are you guys up to something...
or not?

- Great success!
- Great success!

...like that.

Or if it's not that,
are you guys up to something?

Wh-Wh-What are you saying?!

K-Kakashi Sensei, we're celebrating
your release from the hospital!

N-Now! P-P-P-lease eat, eat!

All right...
Then I'll eat it without hesitation.

Thank you for waiting.

The pork slices are our treat.

Thanks for the treat.

Oh! Sasuke...
What a coincidence!

Get away! Ino Pig!

Wha?!

Aw man! I can't see at all!

I'm finished! That was good...

- So fast!
- So fast!

Huh? Something wrong

N-Nothing's wrong

Hey!

- Huh?
- Huh?

- Wow! I'm really curious!
- Wow! I'm really curious!

Now, I will not allow myself
to be denied a glimpse of him!

But how are you
going to see it?

That's...

We'll see it somehow...

I'm asking you how! You idiot!

Then, then, do you have
a good plan, Sakura?

That's...

We'll follow by completely marking him.

If we do that, he'll eventually
take his mask off.

Sasuke, you are really bright.

What's that big deal?
That was so average!

Did you say something?

Well, that's fine.

What's Kakashi Sensei doing?

I'm disappointed in him.

He noticed us!

Stupid Naruto!
We were found because of you!

I tell you it's not my fault!

What?!

I-It's being made into a movie?!

I'm going to go buy
an advance ticket.

Hey, he's begun to move!

We'll follow his track!

Yeah!

What? He's gone!

Darn, he got away...

Darn it, where did he go?

What are you guys doing?

Do you guys have
some business with me?

- N-Not really...
- N-Not really...

Hey, how did he find us out?

Isn't it because there
are too many of us?

If the presence is erased,
the number of people shouldn't matter!

Or... have you forgotten the Jutsu?
Sakura...

That's you!

It will be good training to shadow him.

From now on,
we'll go about it individually.

Y-Yeah, let's just leave Naruto here!

What?!

And Junko then says...
"Oh, I am losing you."

What? What?

He got away...

Clumsy as usual...

You idiot...

Sorry.

Gosh, what is Kakashi Sensei doing?

He hasn't moved for
such a long time...

No way!

Sasuke! How did it go?!

No more shadowing

Off we go!

Today's mission is to help at a farm.

The mission itself is not a big deal.

We're definitely going to look at it...

- Kakashi Sensei's real face!
- Kakashi Sensei's real face!

What's the matter?

You guys seem to have
lots of energy today.

- I have lots of energy!
- I'm ready to go!

Oh, that's excellent.

I've finally found you...

Kakashi Hatake!

Kakashi...

It has been a long while,

but I will settle
my long standing grudge!

Boss, what is your grudge?

Fool! Have you forgotten?!

I cannot forget.

It happened in the spring
of three years ago...

No!

You don't need to be that scared.

No!

Our boss says he has something
to talk to you about...

Your boss?!

I love you... Please marry me!

- Boss is so cool!
- Boss is so cool!

No...

There's no need to be embarrassed.

You can be honest and
fly into my arms.

No...

Don't worry.
Even though I look like this,

I have a tidy sum of money!

I am telling you, no!

What? You're turning me down
in these surroundings?

When I say no, I mean no!

I made it such a romantic setting,
but why?

I don't like what I don't like!

Why don't you stop it around there?

- Huh?
- Huh?

Hey, the girl doesn't like it
and no matter how you look at it,

you're being rejected, buddy.

Yeah, yeah.

You're pretty gutsy.

Do you understand who we are?!

Are you challenging us, knowing that
we are the Moya Ninja Threesome...

fearsome enough to silence
a crying child?!

Moya Ninja? Never heard of it.

You don't know Moya Ninja?!

How dare you make fools of us!

Who the hell are you?

It's not worth enough to introduce, but...

Well, my name is Kakashi Hatake.

- You're introducing yourself!
- You're introducing yourself!

Hey you...

You're going to regret it.

For getting in the way of
someone's romance!

Romance?

Isn't it just an annoying,
one sided love?

Enough!

Men! We're going to attack!

- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!

4... 3... 2... 1...

- Hustle! Hustle!
- Hustle! Hustle!

Please! Somebody help me!

Hey! I can't stand heights!

I'll take you back to the village.

Stop talking! Hey!

Hey, quit sighing!
What, are you just leaving us here?!

That's how it went...

- Don't be so proud!
- Don't be so proud!

- You lost!
- You lost!

So it means revenge from
three years ago

Boss has become stronger
in the last three years,

and he's going to beat him up
in a face to face match!

That's so dramatic!

Fool! Who would take such risk?!

Huh?

If we're going to do it,

we'll do it stealthily from
the shadows! Stealthily.

- D-Dirty!
- D-Dirty!

Welcome!

Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!

Welcome!

Incredible!

Looks delicious!

How extravagant.

Please take your time...

Kakashi...

Now eat, this will be
your last dinner party.

That meal contains
a tasteless and odorless medicine

that causes uncontrollable hiccups.

Just keep on having
the ceaseless hiccups and die suffering!

It's a fitting end for you!

Something wrong?

Not one of you has
even laid chopsticks on the food.

Not really, but why don't you,
Kakashi Sensei, hurry up and eat?

Well, I'm on a diet.

Figured he'd say something like that.

Then I'll strip off that mask
if it kills me!

My hands slipped...

How could you!

Oh, sorry, sorry, I unintentionally...

- What do you mean "unintentionally"?!
- What do you mean "unintentionally"?!

What a pity! The meal...

- How could he do such a thing
- How could he do such a thing

Hey, what's the next move?

Don't worry. I have an idea.

- An idea?
- An idea?

I see, this is pretty good thinking
for Sasuke.

A person would normally
take off the mask here.

Never mind that.
Just be quiet, you idiot!

Kakashi, you will die here!

From this needle on the blowpipe arrow,

coated with medicine I prepared
that will make you laugh uncontrollably...

You'll die laughing...

That is the fitting way for you...

Darn...

I wanted to see it too,
but this is a hot spring...

But I want to see!

Kakashi Sensei!
Aren't you ready yet?

All right, I'm coming in now.

I do want to see it!

Here he comes!

Great!

Oh, I can't see at all!

Thanks for waiting.
I'll just soak for a little while.

- Why is it like this?!
- Why is it like this?!

Now!

Huh? Something wrong

And slowly, I sink in.

What the?!

What happened?
I want to know!

What in the world is
Kakashi Sensei thinking? Huh?

Darn, I'm completely flushed... Huh?

- Our clothes are gone!
- Our clothes are gone!

Please come again!
Please come again!

Thank you for coming!

Please come again!
Please come again!

Crap... I'm going to
definitely defeat you, Kakashi Hatake.

But it was great that
we brought spare clothes.

I wonder who took them away...?
Our clothes!

All right,
each of you work at your own posts.

Now, break up.

I can't stand it anymore...

I have too much stress stored inside.

I'm almost at the end of
my patience as well...

Sasuke... actually, me too...

Then, it's the last resort!

- Last resort?
- Last resort?

What is this?

Can't you see? It's Shinobi outfit.

When did you get this ready?

Well, well, never mind that,
never mind that.

What do you do with this?

We'll strip away the mask.
Even if we have to use force!

Darn Kakashi...

Boss! Look at that!

Hey, Kakashi Hatake!

Hey, what are you guys up to?

W-What are you talking about?
We are simply Ninja.

It is not that we want to see
what is behind your mask!

Fool! Don't say unnecessary things!

That's...!

Boss! There's somebody else besides you
who holds a grudge on Kakashi!

Now is the chance!

Right! Let's go

- Right!
- Right!

Stop right there!

Kakashi! It's time for you
to pay for your crime!

You shall die!

With this medicine I prepared
that will make you cry... What?!

Oh, just when I thought how long
you guys were going to sneak around...

you finally come out.

Ah, well, you know...

But before that,
Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto!

Why are you guys dressed like that?

Huh?! Well, yeah, so...

Oh no...

We have to make up an explanation,
whatever it is!

Caught you!

We were well aware that
you three were targeting Kakashi Sensei!

What?! Then our plot was exposed
from the beginning!

Of course!
This was a trap to lure you guys out!

We caught you off guard!

So we were completely caught
in the trap.

Darn! We underestimated you,
thinking it was kids!

I never heard that story!

Nice, Sakura!

I don't quite get what's happening,
but oh well...

- Please forgive us!
- Please forgive us!

There's no use talking...

- O-Oh no!
- S-Stop!

It's the same as three years ago!

This time, we're hung by just one rope,
combined with the same movement.

By the way, who are you guys?

- And he doesn't even remember us!
- And he doesn't even remember us!

Hey, Kakashi Sensei.

Yeah?

What is behind that mask?

What? You wanted to see
what's behind this mask?

Yeah!

Then you should have said
that from the beginning...

Well, can you show us?

I don't mind...

What the?!

Sure thing.

All right...

Is it like cod roe?

Buckteeth?

Or a tiny mouth?

Behind this mask...

- Behind that mask...
- Behind that mask...

There happens to be another mask!

- What?!
- What?!

What?!

What in the world is that?!

I believe your promise,
its a true heart give me courage

Always I feel it
the precious time with you

On your still shoulder

I feel the wind that blows
towards tomorrow

The city lights are like pieces of stars

That hold us together

"Each one of us glows differently,"

you say laughingly

but you look most dazzling

Like a comet,

like the rainbow after the storm

You bring light into my heart

Being lost can be the answer

Let's promise we won't cheat

Uh...like a shooting star,
we do go ahead.

Begging your pardon!
Begging your pardon!

I was born and raised in the Leaf Village
in the Land of Fire.

My given name is Naruto,
and the surname is Uzumaki.

People call me...

"The No. 1 Hyperactive
Knucklehead Ninja "!

I'm not "the No. 1 Hyperactive
Knucklehead Ninja"!

What's this
you've been practicing?

We're going to meet with
Boss Wasabi.

A proper first greeting's important!

Next time: "Mission:
Help an Old Friend in the Land of Tea!"