NYC 22 (2012): Season 1, Episode 3 - Thugs and Lovers - full transcript

Previously on NYC22...

Last night at 02:00 we had an assault.

The killer: shaved head,

six-five, six-six,

- shamrock tat on the throat.
- I had him.

I was in some hole-in-the-wall
bar the other night.

I froze.

Yo, this our block.

You can't tell us nothing,
'cause we didn't do nothing.

Officer, he didn't
mean no disrespect.

My name is Michelle Terry.



I'm T's sister.

T, what are you doing?

Who you here with?
Nobody.

Who wrote on that
tombstone, nobody?

Is he still running
with that gang?

You told me you were out.
I am out.

Then what were you doing
tagging at a cemetery?

She hates me.

Did you tell her you arrested
him to save him from a felony?

Maybe it's not hate.

No, that's hate.

God, I dig her.

All right, day tour,
fall in for inspection.

McLaren. Con.



Here.
Here.

Post 46.

Martini.
Here.

Hey, Ray.
Good mor.

Good morning.

Let's roll.

Toney. Perry.

Here.
Here.

45. Harper. Sanchez.

Here.
Here.

Who's that?

My dad.

Post 47. Duke. McCormack.

Hey, Inspector.

What brings you uptown?

Detective squad review.

22's clearance rate's
a little low, Chief says.

Wants me to give every
open case, and detective,

a thorough going-over.
Oh.

Something tells me
it's not gonna be

as romantic as it sounds.

Where's your flashlight?

You know, day tour.
And your vest?

Soon as I lose this next ten pounds, sir.
I don't care if you're

two tons of cop
in a one-ton vest-- wear it.

How's Junior doing?

What, Kenny? He's, uh...

he's a chip off
the old McLaren block.

Ride his tail.

No special favors,
or I'll ride yours.

10-4, Inspector.

Anybody got an extra flashlight?

Dad.
Hey.

I was hoping I'd
catch your tour.

This is my partner, Ahmad Khan.

Deputy Inspector Dennis McLaren.

Pleasure to meet you.
Pleasure's mine.

So, did you hear your brother's
getting his gold shield?

He made detective?

No, nobody told me.
That's great.

Yeah, your mother wanted
to be the one to tell you,

but, uh, she left you a couple of messages.
I've been meaning

to call back.
Listen, I got to, uh, be upstairs.

I got a major case review.

But, uh, call me
when you go to meal.

All right? I'll buy.

And shine up those dogs

before you hit the
street, will you?

My dad's a hard-ass, too.

When I was ten, I asked him
why I had to be Muslim.

He slapped me so hard,
I flew across the room.

Told me to read the Koran.

I did. But I also
read the Bible.

So Islam was my choice,
not my father's

or my grandfather's
or his grandfather's.

The McLarens only
have one religion:

NYPD.

And our priest would agree.

My dad... you
know, he's great.

Generous, never
missed a ball game.

He just wants the best for
everyone in our family--

so long as he gets to
decide what that is.

22, Post 46,
10-11 silent alarm activation.

Possible 10-30
at Mendenhall Bank,

3910...
Show 46 responding.

Show 45 responding.

Show 47 responding.

He's got a gun!
Look out, he's got a gun!

Police! Don't move!

Relax, okay?
Sir, get out of the way.

Nobody's going to get shot.

What are you doing?

Okay, sir, please...
Come on! Come on!

What do you think you're doing?
There are more cops out there.

Okay.

Are you all right?
I'm fine.

Hold the scene!

Let's go around.

We got this side.
You guys go.

Cut through here.

This way.

I feel like a cat
in an old cartoon

waiting outside a moe hole.

There he is!

Post 47

in pursuit on West 121st
and A.C. Powell!

We had eyes on him, and then...
Our luck.

A bank robber
who leaps tall buildings

in a single bound.

♪ Uh ♪

♪ Listen, first the Fat Boys ♪

♪ Break up,
every day I wake up ♪

♪ Somebody got
something to say ♪

♪ Where's the love? ♪

♪ Look, scrapper, I got
nephews to look after ♪

♪ I'm not lookin' at you dudes,
I'm looking past ya' ♪

♪ Ain't no love ♪

♪ In the heart of the city ♪

♪ I said, "Where's the love?" ♪

♪ Ain't no love ♪

♪ In the heart of town ♪

♪ Holler at me ♪

♪ Ain't no love ♪

♪ In the heart of the city ♪

One question:
Robber have a gun?

Yes.
Good.

FBI's case.

We just warm the sheets
till they show up.

Hey, where you want
to have lunch?

That little strip club
under the bridge--

best meatballs in the city.

Mr. Arnhauldt?

You sure you're not injured?
No, I'm fine.

He threw you down pretty hard.
I'm fine. Listen,

are we gonna
be here much longer?

Because I run a nursing home,

and we're getting audited
by the state today,

and I'm gonna have
67 bewildered elderly people

getting poked
and prodded and...

generally have the breakfast
scared out of them.

And where's the
nursing home located?

Just around the corner...

He handed me the
note and a backpack.

But you tripped
the alarm anyway?

And I took my time
with the cash,

hoping the cops would
get here in time.

They were fabulous.

Fabulous is a big
part of our training.

So he didn't get any cash, huh?

No. That man in the suit
jumped in front of him,

and the robber used him like a
shield to get outside. Okay.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

So, this witness,
guy in the suit,

tried to play hero.
Yeah, we talked to him.

Talked to him?

Where is he?

He works near here.
We'll go pick him up.

Okay.

Detective Luster,
you wanted to see us?

We were first on the scene.

Geez, I can't get away
from McLarens today.

Is this your first
bank robbery?

Hell of a start, huh?

Who is it that, uh,
your dad used to tell

arrested Willie Sutton?

Was that your grandfather?

Great-grandfather.

Need you to look at this.

Male Hispanic.

Five eight, buck-fifty, goatee.

That's only what, like, a
million guys in New York?

Did you get a look at him
without the glasses?

Scar, tattoo? Anything?

Afraid not.
No, sorry.

Well, he didn't get anything,
so he'll probably try it again.

We had a guy last year

hit a bank, walked
across the street,

hit another one.

We caught him trying a third.

Asked him why.

He said, "Well, the first two

went well-- I figured I
was having a good day."

Well, we'll keep an eye out for him.
Remember,

he's got a gun.

You okay?

Yeah. Let's go.
I'm good.

You've been kind of out of it
since before roll call.

Out of it? What,
are you kidding?

I just chased a bank robber
halfway across Harlem.

You telling me your heart's
not thumping a little harder?

You stay out too late, Ray.

What am I supposed to do?
I mean, come on.

Aren't you keyed up
after tour-- I can't...

I can't go home
and just watch TV or whatever.

If you got the secret to chill

at will, you know,
you let me know.

Arnhauldt's not gonna be happy

with us showing up
during his audit. Yeah.

- Yeah...
- Get off me!

Let go!

Get...

Hey, hey! You!

Get against the wall!

Hey, you okay?

- What's going on?
- It's nothing, nothing.

It's a misunderstanding.

Well, we can understand
it at the precinct.

The robbery closed my branch.

I had to go use another one.

He probably saw the teller
counting out my cash.

It was a fair amount.

How much is a "fair amount"?

Five thousand.

My wife is a little
neurotic, so...

after the hurricane
and then the earthquake,

she heard on the news that you
should have a month's expenses

in cash on hand
just in case of an emergency.

That's kind of ironic,
you preparing for an emergency

and getting mugged
in the process.

Yeah, listen, I-I don't
have time to press charges.

I got to get back to work.

I'm gonna need you
to wait for a minute.

Assault, assault,

petty larceny,

felony assault.

What, are you homesick
for Riker's, Terrance?

It's all in the past, man.

I don't do that no more.
You don't?

You were jacking the guy.
I wasn't jacking the guy.

He was trying to give me five K.

What, you just won
Publisher's Clearing House?

He wanted me to kill somebody.

A total stranger

offers you $5,000 to kill somebody?
Anybody in particular?

Never got around to telling me.
Okay, so how did that

turn into a fight?
Man, I ain't no hit man.

But you show me
an inch of money...

Human nature
shouldn't be a crime.

Oh, now you're
making me sleepy.

Gonna get some coffee,
for the two of us.

Thanks.

10-13, 123rd and 5th!

Come on, stay down, down!

Johnny,

I told you not to come back!

Stay down, give me your hands!

Give me your hands!

Come on, let's go!

Hey, you know who this is?

Shannon Bar murder poster--
stomped some guy to death.

We got him?

No, I got him.

Let's go.

Let's go, Shamrock, come on.

- Hey, you okay? I'll call EMS.
- No, no.

My collar-- I'm coming with him.

Homicide suspect John Kelso.

From the Shannon Bar stomping.

Nice pinch, Harper.

D-Cell One.

Presidential Suite.

Harper, just so you know,

the detective squad is going
to get the collar,

but you will get credit
for the apprehension.

Credit-- wow,
a five-percent tip.

That's very generous.

But Ray took him down.

Well, blame 50 years
of NYPD tradition.

After EMS checks you out,

get me your report
and then stick around.

Want you to help out
with the lineup.

What?

The way he keeps staring at me.

I mean,

it's bad enough if he thinks

I'm just some cop
who arrested him,

but what if he recognizes me
from the bar

and tells the other detectives
that I choked,

just let him walk away?

He's a murderer-- who's
going to believe him?

Okay, so they don't.

Then what?
Then I'm living with a lie.

I just--

I can't, I can't do it.

You think you haven't been?

Look, rookies are on
a two-year probation period.

He's a homicide suspect.

I could lose my job for
failing to take police action.

Well, we both could

'cause I've been keeping
your secret, too.

Look,

Kelso has laid eyes on a lot

of people since the murder.

You're just another
ugly face in the crowd.

We released Arnhauldt, but
thinking about how agitated

- and emotional he was...
- I'd be agitated

and emotional, too,
if I went from being

in a bank robbery to getting mugged.
Or if you were

a straight-up citizen trying to
hire a hit man off the street.

Come on.

"I mugged him because
he wanted me to kill somebody"

is right next to

"He mugged me, and I was
trying to get my money back."

We charge Wilson with
the robbery and be done with it.

Maybe Detective
Luster was right.

We take the robbery-assault
collar and call it a day.

I'm not saying Terrance Wilson

was telling the truth
about murder for hire,

but there's definitely
something off about Arnhauldt.

Here it is.

Disorderly conduct
about a month ago.

Complainant's a woman named
Joy Peoples, age 30.

Incident in her apartment
on 138th Street.

And there's about
half a dozen parking tickets

on that same block
going back over two years.

Arnhauldt lives in Queens.

His nursing home's
about a mile south of 138th,

so what's he doing up there
in Joy Peoples' apartment?

She's his side piece.

She's half his age.

What, you wouldn't go
for a guy twice your age?

Not if he was married.
Oh, yeah, right,

your "alleged" fiancé--
I mean, he's a rule maker,

not rule breaker.

He's an ADA--
that's a rule enforcer.

I mean, he does exist, right?

Because you don't
show pictures,

he never comes by.

I'm just saying, I
think you made him up

so people don't hit on you.

Just you.

Joy Peoples called the cops
because Arnhauldt got rough.

You think maybe he was trying to
hire somebody to finish the job?

You want to take it to Luster?

After the way he patted us
on the head the last time?

Let's talk
to his side piece first.

Won't be a huge party.

Eddie only made detective,
not chief.

Keg, couple handles
in the rec room.

Usual eats, usual crowd.

You stay over.

Your mother keeps your room
same as when you left it.

I thought she was gonna turn
it into a study for herself.

Eh, think she's waiting
till you get a wife.

You know, she gets worried
when she calls

and all she gets is
your voice mail.

You know, I'm sorry, it's just,
these first couple months--

it's like one tour starts
before the last one ended.

So it's not because you're out
every night with this girl--

the one with the brother
in the gang?

What, you mean Michelle?

I arrested her little brother
for tagging.

Listen to me.

Her banger brother shoots
somebody while you and her

are going at it--
are you kidding me?

That kid is not a banger,

and I'm not even
going out with her.

I haven't.

Good.

Is this why you came today--
to tell me all this?

My job is a lot bigger
than monitoring your love life.

Well, that's a relief.

That's what you call
postmortem bruising.

That's from the aggressive
application

of your foot

on his neck on the sidewalk
outside the Shannon Bar.

I never been to New
York until today.

And you got your girlfriend--
who's never been

out of the city-- pregnant how?

Or maybe it's not your kid.

It's okay.

I don't need you to talk.

No deals to be made here.

But getting that big, stupid
tattoo on your neck wasn't

too brightful.

It helped eyewitnesses
describe you

and confirm sightings of you
in town the day after--

multiple sightings.

What was that about?

He was just asking me
if we got hurt in the fight.

That's all?

You're saying I'm lying to you?

I, I don't know
what you're doing.

Ray, you better get a grip.

Remember that this
is on both of us?

Oh, yeah.

You put me in this position

and you're not making it better

by accusing me
of doing things I didn't do.

Hey.

You still mad at me?

Actually, I-I owe you
an apology,

but I didn't know
how to make it.

T told me
what you really did--

arresting him for graffiti

so he didn't get caught up
in guns and burglary.

I haven't seen him hanging
with a gang

since the charges were dropped.

I wanted to call and-and say
thank you,

but I didn't know
if it'd be right.

Call me anytime you want.

Thanks.

And you, too.

Hi.

Dennis McLaren.

Michelle, my dad.

Oh!

So, you're Michelle.

Kenny's told me
a lot about you,

but I didn't believe
a word of it.

Nice to meet you.

And you.

I'm giving Kenny a ride
back to his post.

I'm gonna walk it.

It's just a couple blocks. Oh.

Can I give you a ride?

Uh, thanks,
but I've got more errands.

Well, then,

good to see you, kiddo.

Don't forget
to call your mother.

Geoff was just here.

Did he hurt you?
Of course not.

Wait. You mean,
last month?

That was a mistake.

Geoff said he was
gonna break up

with me after
eight years, and I...

He broke up with you
because he's married?

That's what he said.

And I feel bad for her,

but Geoff and me, we just can't
live without each other.

He came back the
very next night

and every day since,
and it's been wonderful.

You don't look
like everything's wonderful.

You want to tell us
what happened?

He was, like, in a hurry.

And he said, "Always remember
I loved you."

And then, "Good-bye."

It was the "Always
remember", it was so final.

And then I looked out
the window,

and there was this guy with
a shaved head waiting for him.

And he put his arm around
Geoff's shoulders,

and they walked off together,
but not like friends.

More like...

I've got a very bad feeling.

Bank robbery's going down,

and Arnhauldt throws himself
in the line of fire.

Wilson says he's walking
around with five grand,

trying to hire a hit
man off the street.

Yeah, Wilson says.

He leaves his girlfriend

and walks off with
some scary guy.

What if he's trying
to get himself killed?

Over a girlfriend?

You want out, you don't
want to hurt anybody.

You're unstable, wearing your
emotions on your fingernails.

I think we got to
find Arnhauldt

before he and this scary
guy get down to business.

Okay, where do you
want to start?

In the 22, we have

a 10-10, shots fired,
1500 block, Malcolm X.

Available units respond.

22, Post 45, we're right
around the corner.

Show us responding.

Police! Police!
I saw it! I saw it!

I saw everything.
Saw what?

I come out to do my bad habit,
and I hear shouting,

like two men's fighting,
and then a gun goes off.

A white man runs up out of that
stairwell and down the boulevard.

Then a brother comes out like
he's looking for the white guy,

but he don't see him, and he
runs off the other direction.

Which one got shot?
No, I don't know.

Which one had the gun?

I don't know.
It could have been either one.

Sounds like Arnhauldt.
Couldn't have gone far.

Thanks.
Thank you.

There. There he is.

Unstable man
in a crowded subway,

possibly armed.

Central, show 45
going to the hole

at 135 on the One.

There he is.

Stand clear
of the closing doors, please.

Mr. Arnhauldt.

Are you injured?

I'm okay, I'm fine.

We spoke to Joy.

Oh, God.

Eyewitnesses from
the Shannon Bar are here.

We should get Kelso

in the lineup.

Here, put this over his tattoo.

Mascis doesn't want
the I.D. to look rigged.

Fillers are wearing them, too.

All right, Curly, show time.

Get up.

Hold still.

Got to cover up
your beauty mark.

Don't think
I don't remember you.

Turn around.

Pick a number.

He remembers.

I'm screwed.

Hey, boss.

Hey. I heard the, uh,
lineup was a home run.

Yeah, well, you know, it's hard
to forget a face like that.

Something else?

Yeah, um...

Uh, do...?

Yeah.

I, uh...

I saw that face before...

myself.

At a bar...
in the bathroom.

I went in, and, uh...

he-he was there.

When?

Night after the murder.

What did you do?

I had my gun.

But I was, um...

I don't know, you know,

I just-just fr...
I just froze.

I was a little drunk, okay?

I mean, it's not okay,
but I was.

And, you know,
I should've called it in.

I know, I mean, that's the least
I should've done, but I-I...

I didn't, and now this guy

recognizes me...

and he says he's gonna tell.

And you're just telling me
about this now?

Who else was
in the bathroom with you?

Nobody. Look, you want me to
resign, I'll-I'll do it, okay?

I screwed up.
Shut up.

Let me wrap my head around this.

First off, you're not resigning.

Against all my expectations

you're actually turning out
to be a decent cop.

Okay?

Say nothing to anyone.

Stay away from Kelso.

Let's see how this plays out.

What if he says something?

Then we'll deal with that.
Now, get the hell away from me.

The first time Joy came to visit
her grandmother at the home

there was something there.

I know it sounds ridiculous
with the age difference.

She's so beautiful.

We both felt it.

We'd sit together
long after visiting hours

just... talking
about everything.

Or nothing.

And one night I kissed her.

And she kissed back.

I was done for.

When her grandmother died,
I paid for the funeral.

But I had been paying for the
rent and bills and vacations.

We saw the photos.

I ran through every dime

I ever saved.

And now I'm broke.

My wife doesn't know yet.

26 years we've been together.

I got two kids...

that I love more
than life itself.

And so you ask why,
why would I do this.

But I can't live without Joy...

and it's tearing me apart.

And I only saw one way out,
so... you know,

I had to make things right.
You couldn't kill yourself

because your life insurance
wouldn't pay out to your family,

so you had to hire somebody

- to do it for you.
- And when that

bank robber didn't shoot you,

you tried Wilson.

But he just tried
to keep the cash.

I come out of the restaurant,
and totally by accident,

Michelle comes walking
down the sidewalk.

You really think she didn't
know you were there?

Never occurred to me.
And I'm the one who doesn't understand women?

There was a spark,
a definite spark,

and then Dad killed it,
which wasn't an accident.

You know, wherever you want it to go with
Michelle, it's your choice, not his.

Easy to say.

Same guy who got
away this morning.

Coming out
of another bank?

Stop! Police!

Show 46 in pursuit!

Watch out!

10-85 bank robbery
suspect in bridal shop,

131 and Morningside.
Send backup.

Everybody stand back.

Where's the guy
who just ran in here?

Nobody saw anything?

I told him no dye pack!

You've been
robbing banks with a harmonica?

After you arrest him,

Wilson, I knew,
did a lot of time.

I looked all over Harlem.

Finally I found
this guy, Sammy Lane,

who I had fired six months
earlier for drugs.

Bumped into him on Malcolm X.

The funny thing is,
when I was...

you know, when it was
gonna happen, okay,

I'm looking down at the gun...

I didn't want to die.

I told him, no,

I... I changed my mind.

But he knew I had the cash.

Sir...

you're shot.

I'm okay.

I don't know, but I was
pushing him away, and...

he pulled the trigger.

Why didn't you just
give him the money?

I borrowed it on the last
good credit card I had.

I had nothing left.

I just want to go home.

I just want to go home, I want
to tell my wife everything--

everything-- I just want to...
I'm tired of lying, and...

Somebody pulled
the emergency brake.

Hell of a coincidence.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we're experiencing a momentary
delay. Please be patient.

We'll be moving shortly.

Going back to check
on the brakes.

Arnhauldt...

what's this Sammy look like?

He's a black guy.

He's bald.

He's got a leather jacket,

and, like, he's got scar
behind his ear.

He's coming this way.

I think he's the one
that pulled the brake.

Must've seen Arnhauldt
get on the train.

- And not us.
- Officer?

Yeah?

He's got my gun.

He wants to finish the job.

22, requesting backup.
Do you copy?

22?

Won't work down here.

And we're not on
Transit's frequency.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm okay, yeah.

I think the bleeding
just stopped.

Sit tight.

Everybody, I want you
to just stay in your seats,

remain calm,
don't try and exit the car.

We're gonna try and get it
moving as soon as possible.

Hey, hey, that's...

Down! Down!

Give me your gun!
Give me your gun!

On the ground now!
Get on the ground!

Release the gun!
Release the gun!

Turn around!
Let go of the gun!

Release the gun!

Got it!

Turn around.

Turn around!

Cuffs!

What's going on here?

Emergency's over.

Radio for a police car
and an ambulance

to meet us at the next station.

You just had your last subway
ride for a long time.

Come here. Get up.

Nice look.

Dye pack.

Thanks to him.

Enrique Garcia.

Bank robbery, attempted
bank robbery,

resisting arrest,
felony assault.

Nice collar.
Good work.

Oh, hey, boss,

this stuff washes off, right?

No.

Officers,

Miss Garcia here wants
to talk to you two.

Why?

Tell me why.

Well, he robbed a bank and then
tried to rob another one.

No, no.
Why he does he do it?

Why is he so stupid?

I could kill him.

This was my Quinceañera.

You know what that is?

It's when a girl turns 15,

and her father gives
her away to womanhood.

A big party,

beautiful old-fashioned gowns
and music.

It means so much to me,
because that stupid man,

my father...
Mija...

he was never around
when I was growing up,

because he was in prison
for bank robbery.

He gets out last month and
wants to make it up to me.

Pay for the gowns,
a DJ, food, a limo.

And how? He robs a bank.

It's because I love you.

You know that's wrong.

You know that takes you
away from our family.

So why does he keep doing it?

Well, there was a guy
named Willie Sutton.

And nobody understood why
he kept robbing banks,

because he'd often get caught.

And when they asked him
why'd he keep doing it?

He said, "Because that's
where the money is."

That doesn't explain crap.

I hope you rot in jail!

Does everybody in your family

know so much about
Willie Sutton?

If I never hear that name again,
it'll be too soon.

Meet you at the house.
Thanks.

Geoff Arnhauldt...
he's in the next car.

You know we might have to charge
him with soliciting murder,

and filing false police report.

Poor guy needs a shrink
more than a cell.

Okay, like, is this
train gonna keep moving,

or what's going on?

How far does he think
he's gonna get?

He's wounded, and we
know where he lives.

Hey.

I, um...

told Yoda.

You tell him that I knew?

No. No, no.

No, no. This is all on me.

Look, uh...

I'm really sorry.

Keeping a secret,
it just, uh...

...it just really
eats you up, you know?

I know. Both of us.

So, um...

tomorrow?

Yeah. Yeah, tomorrow.

Hey, Kelso.

I talked to your girlfriend.

She says that you stayed with
her the night after the murder.

So?

So you say anything about any of
my cops having seen you before,

she's arrested for
harboring a fugitive.

And your daughter
gets taken by the ACS.

We understand each other?

Yeah.
Yeah, what?

We understand each other.

Doesn't change a thing.

You know that your cop
is a punk.

What I know is, my cop
took you down today.

Don't ever lie to me again.
I didn't.

The hell you didn't.
I never went out with Michelle.

Anybody can see the two of
you are a couple. We're not.

I mean, I am attracted to her,
but I'm not seeing her.

Don't forget.

You're a cop now.
Now?

The badge was engraved
before the christening.

Did I ever-- ever-- say,
"Kenny, you have to be a cop"?

Did I ever say that
I wouldn't be proud of you

if you weren't a cop?
You didn't have to.

Did I ever say it?

Did I ever tell you,
"You don't have a choice"?

Did you ever tell me I did?

I became a cop because
my father, my uncles,

our grandfather, his brother...

they were great men.

And I wanted to be like them.

I was hoping that's why
you did it, too.

Hey, did you hear I caught
a bank robber today?

I'll let them know.
Thanks.

That was 108 squad.

They're at your guy
Arnhauldt's house.

Went to pick him up, ended up
arresting his wife instead.

His wife?
Yeah.

Apparently he came home,

told her he was having an
affair, and she freaked.

Killed him with a steak knife.

Lazarus.

I spoke to Kelso.

I don't think he's
gonna give you away.

Thank you.

I don't want your thanks.

I want you to get it together.

So where are you going now?

You going home?

You know, I have no idea why you
wanted to become a rookie cop

at this point in your life.

I don't know. You know,
I guess I just felt like...

Doesn't matter.

What matters is that you see
that you're about to lose it.

Sarge, I... look, I know.

I froze, but it was, I...

I'm not talking about Kelso.

Chalk it up to a rookie mistake.

You have got a problem.

And you have to deal with it.

You know, it's such a cliché.

The old-timer with
a bottle in his locker.

Sarge, I don't have
a bottle in my locker.

Well, you haven't been
around long enough yet.

But you've seen
the guys that have.

And I saw how they got there.

Find a meeting.

Make this morning the last time

you show up for roll call
with a headache.

It's Officer McLaren.

♪ I'm so excited, I can't get
past the one, two, three ♪

Hi.

I was just...

enjoying having
the place to myself.

Uh... where's T?

Up with his cousin
in Brooklyn for the night.

Oh.

What happened to you?

Oh. It's, uh...

bank robber.

Dye pack blew up.

♪ 'Cause you stop my heart ♪

♪ I can't focus on anything ♪

♪ 'Cause you stop my heart ♪

If this is a bad idea...

♪ And he gets it
beating back again ♪

♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum ♪

♪ You stop my heart... ♪