NCIS: New Orleans (2014–…): Season 6, Episode 11 - Bad Moon Rising - full transcript

Come on, man.

Please don't do this.

I swear to God I'll
never say another word.

Yeah, you won't say another word
after Abel's done, either.

Hey, look, man,

I was just a little drunk,
all right?

I didn't mean nothin'.

You were shooting off your mouth
about the Corps.

Warned you never to talk
about it outside the group.

I-I didn't say
anything important.

The Commander
doesn't accept excuses.



And he sure as hell
doesn't give second chances.

No...

- Wait. Please don't.
- Wait.

Let me do it.

Seen a lot of dead people.

Never actually
killed one myself.

Had a feeling he'd be useful.

Oh, more than useful.
I was a CSI for years.

I can get rid of a body so...

no one'll ever find it.

Oh, let me go, man.

I don't think you got it in you.

About to prove you wrong.

Come on.



Please. Come on.
Shut up.

Please don't do this. Stop whining,
I'll make it quick.

Come on.

Look, you don't have to do this!

Shut your mouth!

Get in.

Hold your breath.

Stay down
for as long as possible.

Told ya.

Extra holes'll make
him more buoyant.

Current should carry him
out to the ocean.

That's if the gators
don't get him first.

Wait!

Who are you?

What do you want from me?

Who are you!?

Pride?

Uh...

You there?

I'm coming.

Hang on.

Sorry. We tried calling.

I-I-I just,
I probably...

left my phone in the
bedroom, that's all.

Spend another all-nighter
doing paperwork?

Well, it turns out that, uh,

that's a pretty effective...

sleep aid.
Oh.

What's up?

So, your friend Sebastian
figured out the perfect way

to get these white nationalists

to believe he's
one of them. Yeah?

Yep. Last night he killed a guy.

Or...

at least he pretended to.

What happened?
Well, he knew

Hannah and I were following him,
so he faked the whole thing,

and he saved the guy's life.

Okay, well... Is Sebastian okay?

Yeah, his cover's holding up.

That should've been me
going under.

Are you kidding?

After all that time
you spent undercover

with the militia, you're burned

in that community.
We just need

to get Sebastian out of
there as soon as we can. Yeah, well,

this guy we pulled out
of the swamp last night,

maybe he knows something,
but I got to tell you...

he's not the brightest bulb
in the pack.

Hey. That Fed shot at me!

I'm gonna sue! Okay,
what you're gonna do is

you're gonna tell us
everything you know

about the Real American Corps.

How about you jump on your camel

and go back to where
you came from?

Hey! Don't bother, Pride.

Heard worse on the playground
growing up.

You know this man?

No.His name is Jeff Teagan.

Aviation mechanic
out of Belle Chasse.

His girlfriend told us

that some men who
identified themselves as RAC

tried to recruit Teagan
a few weeks ago.

So what?

It's a free country.

Least it used to be.

Petty Officer Teagan
refused their offer,

and he was found beaten to death
the next day.

Well, I don't know anything
about that.

No? These guys tried
to kill you.

You're not stupid enough
to try to protect them, are you?

Because even if you
weren't directly involved

you'd still be
an accessory to murder.

What?!

No, I barely even know
these guys.

I-I met 'em at a bar
a few weeks ago.

Well, then you
better start telling us

everything you do know.

Who's in charge

of the RAC?

It's some guy
they call the Commander.

The Commander's name?

I don't know.

I haven't met him, all right?

Hardly anybody has.

He only trusts a few top guys.

Okay, he's useless.
Let's give him back to the RAC.

Let them finish what they started. Wait,
wait!

I do know one thing.

Then you better talk fast.

The RAC's about to do something.

Something big.

They said once it's done,

everybody's gonna sit up
and take notice of the Corps.

Sounds like whatever
the RAC is planning

is happening soon.

Whoever this "Commander" is,
he's done a pretty good job

of keeping the group
off law enforcement's radar.

We still know almost
nothing about them.

Yeah. Let's loop Sebastian in.
See if he can find out more.

Okay. I'll arrange a meet.

Take Gregorio with you.

I'll call you if
I get anything else. All right.

You up for a game, honey?

Oh, I'm not looking
for any company... honey.

Sorry. Was that too much? No,
no, it's good.

Okay. Man, this is the kind
of place I used to avoid

'cause I was afraid
of getting my ass kicked. Yeah?

Well, you look more like
the ass kicker

than the ass kickee right now.

Pretty sweet 'stache, right?
Pretty sweet 'stache.

Head to the bar.
I'll keep watch.

I got you a diet root beer,
twist of lime.

Just how you like it.

You are a lifesaver.

You have no idea
how much crap beer

I've pretended to drink
over the last two weeks.

Mmm.
That's disgusting.

How you doing?
Oh, great.

You know, just kind of wishing
that my first time

going undercover this long
had been with a band of

vicious Pokémon nerds.

It's hard.

Those guys are pretty
messed up. Yeah.

Do you want us to pull you out?

No. No, no, no.
I can handle it.

Oh, hey, did my, um,

decision letter from
the REACT team come yet?

Really?

You're hanging out with killers,

and you're worried
about whether you got into

the NCIS SWAT team?

They said I was
gonna hear this week.

So worry about it after
you find out

who murdered our Navy mechanic.

Any leads?

No, they're pretty secretive.

Nothing new from the
crime scene or the victim?

Doc Wade found
a partial fingerprint

on the victim's body,

but not enough for an ID.

I gotta get these guys to talk.

That dirtbag
that you pretend-killed,

he told Pride something
big's going down.

I overheard them talking
about something last night,

but I couldn't tell what it was.

Hey, buddy.

You're up.

Pig!
Keep your hands to yourself.

Smooth, man.

Ah, what are you talking about?

I think she was into me.

What's up?

You're coming with us.

All right.
Where we going?

Taking a drive.

After you.

Jaw's a little more pointed.

How about this?

Yeah, that's closer.

And you don't have any clue
who this guy is?

No.

But he's been popping up
in my dreams for weeks now.

Maybe it's an old case.

A victim or witness
or something?

Well, you think I'd remember.

Can you make his eyes
a bit rounder?

How's that?

That's him.

But still not ringing any bells.

Facial recognition got a hit

on one of the guys from RAC.

Bryce Collier.

Priors for grand theft auto,
B and E.

Let me pull up his
known associates.

There. That's the other man who
came for Sebastian at the bar.

Abel Brooks.
Convicted of armed robbery

and assault.

You know,
I could run your sketch

through facial recognition, too.

Maybe we'll get lucky.

Yeah, do that.

Sebastian and those guys
have been stopped

at the same intersection
for a while now.

What are they doing out there
in the middle of nowhere?

Khoury.

I need you and Gregorio
to get eyes on Sebastian.

Right now.

Damn it.
They must've thrown it out.

Yeah, we'll find him.

Where do you think
they took him?

I don't know.

You didn't have to toss
the phone, you know.

You could've just taken
the battery out.

It's not like it can be tracked.

No phones allowed out here.

Or I could've just left it
in my car, you know?

Just saying.

So, uh...

what exactly are we doing here?

You might want to stop
asking questions.

They can be dangerous. Come on.

Appreciate you
coming out to meet me.

I'm Jim Keene.

Yeah, sure. No problem, Jim.

Commander.

You're the Commander?

It is an honor to meet you, sir,

There's no need for formalities.

We're all brothers here.

I heard that you shot a man
for the cause last night.

Happy to do it,
sir. Commander.

Abel tells me
that you know your way

around crime scenes.
Oh, yeah.

Worked with the
Louisiana State Police

as a CSI for seven years.

I know.

I looked you up.

Heard you got
in a little trouble there.

Well, now, that...

That wasn't my fault, you know?

Supervisor
had just been riding my ass,

telling me what to do
all the time,

and I kicked his ass, you know?

I don't know how I'm supposed
to take orders from someone

who's not even born
in this country. That's right.

This country is being infested
by unhealthy influences.

It's up to men like us

to start cleaning house.

I'd like to be part of that.

Good.

Because meeting you
has come at an opportune time.

Turns out we are in need
of your services.

Like for you to help
make a little problem

go away.

Hey. Still no sign
of Sebastian? Hey.

Nothing yet.

Hannah's with the sheriffs
doing a grid search.

Well, I've been looking
through property records

for any connections
to known members of the RAC,

and there's nothing.

Yeah, well,
we called in air support.

They'll be able
to cover more ground.

God, he could be anywhere,
Pride.

Yeah. We'll find him.

Sebastian got his decision
letter from REACT. Oh?

Cool.

Um, does it make me
a terrible friend

if I hope he doesn't get in?

Hey, I'm glad you back.

Hey. I was just about to call you.

Find something?
Yep.

I may know who our mysterious
Commander of the RAC is.

I spent last night
digging into all

the members
that we've identified.

Turns out, over half of them
are connected to this guy.

James Keene.

Former Army Ranger.

Yeah, but he was
dishonorably discharged.

Shot a member of his own unit
during an engagement.

He claims it was an accident,
but no one believed him.

Did he serve time? For manslaughter,
not for murder.

He only did three years.

Looks like he's got
an outstanding warrant.

He's wanted for bombing
a military warehouse

in Little Rock a year ago.

Three people died, and Keene's
been off the grid ever since.

This guy Keene finds out
Sebastian's a cop,

he'll kill him.

Actually, Loretta says
Sebastian's fine.

Well, how does she know that?

Because he left me a message.

A very messy message.

This morning, pieces of a body

were discovered in
Jefferson Parish.

So, of course, they found
their way to my table.

Pieces?

Dismembered, soaked
in sulfuric acid to destroy

any distinguishing detail.
What does this

have to do with Sebastian?

When I examined them,
I found this.

That's one hell of a message.

Baking powder neutralizes
sulfuric acid.

Sebastian must have secretly
applied it to get my attention.

How did the remains
make it to you so quickly?

They were dumped outside
Lafitte National Park.

It's an area

that's patrolled by park rangers
every morning.

Sebastian knew they'd find this.
He took a lot of risks

to get this to us.Yeah.

You able to ID the victim?

Sebastian came through
on that front, too.

The body parts were damaged
beyond recognition,

except for one perfectly
preserved fingerprint.

Byron Landis.

He's got no criminal record,

but he did pop up

in a database
of state employees.

Courthouse guard.

Maybe he was a member
of the RAC?

Maybe. But whoever he is,

Sebastian thinks
that Landis is important.

We need to figure out
how he's connected.

And bring Sebastian home, soon.

There's more grits if you want.

Oh, no, thanks. I'm not hungry.

Grow a pair, man.

I did all the chopping.
You just poured

a little acid over it all.

Looks like you're about
done there, Abel.

Sure.

Those grits were
delicious, Commander.

Maybe you don't have the stomach
for this kind of work.

I thought you were used
to handling dead bodies.

Oh, no, it wasn't that.

Then what's bothering you?

That guy last night,
what'd he do?

I offered him a chance
to help us and he refused.

We're in a war here.

And there...

there's gonna be casualties.

Is that something
you can handle or not?

Whole world's gone
to hell lately.

We got to do whatever it takes
to make things right.

Yes, we do.

It's our duty.

You know, I served
our military proudly.

But they are turning
their backs on our kind,

the very people
who built America.

We just gonna take that?

No way.
Damn right.

But the only way
they will pay attention

is if they are forced to.

Our military used to be

respected and feared.

Real American men willing
to die for their country.

And now they just,

they just let anybody in.

Women, gays,
foreigners.

The bottom of the barrel
from the worst neighborhoods.

So what are we gonna do?

Force them

to face the error of their ways.

But you are only useful to me
if you are truly committed.

I killed one man
and I just got rid of another.

How much more commitment
do you need?

Eat up, then.

We've got a lot
of work to do today.

Meet me out front in ten.

Yeah.

When we find Sebastian,
I'm gonna kick his ass.

He should've pulled out
when I told him to.

He made a tactical decision,
just the same way you would've.

It-it's like he's looking
for ways to play with fire.

This whole going undercover
and REACT thing, it's...

Sebastian is...

He's growing,
as an agent, as a person.

Oh, God... Look, I get it.

You worry. So do I.

Same way I worried for Laurel

when she wanted
to go off to New York.

But I knew, if I held her back,
she'd just resent me.

Hey, so I talked
to Byron Landis's old boss

at the courthouse.

He retired, full benefits.

Never any trouble there.

He has no ties to white
nationalist groups, either.

Okay. So what's his connection
to the RAC?

Uh, he's been working
ever since he retired.

Part-time security work.

Yeah? Anywhere interesting?

A food manufacturing
company in Elmwood.

Tried to reach out to them,
they don't open on Saturdays.

Can you get the number
of the owner? Yeah.

Who's that?

Oh, that's a little something
I was doing for Pride.

I don't recognize him.
Is that a case?

That's just a little favor.

Okay.

Look, whatever it is,
I just hope that...

that Pride's talking
to you about it.

Because he... thinks
he's hiding it well,

but it's really clear
that he's struggling.

It's been
a tough year for all of us.

Yeah.

Here you go.

The cell phone number

to the owner of the
manufacturing company.

That's a lot of nitrogen.

Remember what I said
about questions?

Technically, that was
more of a statement.

I just don't know
what else we have to do

to get this guy to trust us.

Commander's careful.

Maybe even a little paranoid.

He only tells us
what we need to know.

Whatever.

Just don't see how we're
supposed to carry out

this big plan if nobody
knows what's going on.

Don't worry about it, man.

I'm sure he'll
fill us in tomorrow.

Whatever it is,
it's gonna be epic.

He asking more questions?

Nah...

just making statements.

Excited to know
what's going down, right? Absolutely.

You two take off.

We'll load the rest.

You're with me.

Abel, we got company!

I see Sebastian.
We got to get him, Pride! Hold on.

Go, get out of here!

Let's go inside,
there's more cover, come on!

Come on!
Okay, okay! Go! Go!

NCIS! Drop your weapon!

Secure him!
Then cover the front!

Pride.

Where's Brooks? He's on the far side, we're
supposed to be surrounding you.

Okay. All right, look.

Let's split up.
We'll take him down.

No, no. We-we can't, okay?
I mean, I-I can't.

I can't break my cover.

This thing,
that's happening tomorrow,

they're gonna kill people.

Yeah, but we have them now.

We can stop it.
But that's the thing,

I don't know where
it's happening, okay?

None of these guys do,
but they trust me now.

All right? So if I stay with
them for a little bit longer...

What are you doing?

Hit me, Sebastian.

You have to do better than that.

Finish him off! No, wait! We got to go!
Come on! There's gonna be more!

Gregorio...

they're coming out,
don't stop them.

We got to let them go.

Ahh.
Okay...

Sebastian certainly
didn't pull his punch.

Eh, that's my fault.
I told him not to.

Yeah, you should've got
him out of there, Dwayne.

Well, it was his call,
and he made the right one.

Makes me sad to think
of him with those people.

The hateful things
he'll have to say or do.Uh-huh.

Hopefully by tomorrow
it'll be over,

and he'll be home. Yeah, but what
will it cost him?

Right now, though,
I'm concerned about you.

This might be an
orbital fracture.

What?
Follow this for me.

Something wrong, Dwayne?

What... What?

Nah, just a, a bad memory.

It's nothing.

Didn't look like nothing.

No, I-I'm okay, Loretta, thanks.

Uh, uh, I-I shouldn't keep you.

Hoping you can find something

on the body, give us some clue

so we can stop this thing
before it gets started.

Of course.

Now you call me if that pain
doesn't go away in a few hours.

He screwed it up somehow!

The cops must've
identified the body,

figured out where
he works. You don't

know that. Someone could've
seen us and called it in.

You had one job... And I did it.

Don't look at me 'cause
your operation fell apart.

You're blaming me for this?

Enough.
I never
trusted him...

I said enough!

We don't turn on each other.

That's what they want.

Makes it easier for them
to take what should be ours.

You should've let me
kill that cop.

Yeah, then every cop
in the state

would be
looking for us. The only fact that matters

right now is
we are one man down.

A man that we needed

for tomorrow's mission.

Are you good with a rifle?

Yeah, I'm all right, I guess.

You told us you qualified
at sharpshooter level.

That a lie?

No. I just don't know
if I want to be

a part of something
if no one's gonna trust me.

I wouldn't be asking you

if I didn't trust you.

Tomorrow, the Corps needs you.

Will you join us?

Of course. It's time
to show people

who this country
really belongs to. Damn right.

Now get some rest. Both of you.

You may have themfooled,
but not me.

The RAC seems to target
disgruntled military

and law enforcement. Keene finds men
like himself.

Did you get an ID on that guy?
Yeah, Todd Solloway.

He did a couple of tours
as a military scout sniper,

got an ODPMC discharge.

Mental issues?

He fought it, but lost.

The fact that one of their most
trusted guys was a sniper

is troubling. Well, I've been trying
to figure out

out who their target might be.

The only thing stolen from
that warehouse were tanks

full of nitrogen.

Well, Petty Officer Teagan
was an aviation mechanic.

Nitrogen is used

extensively in
airplane fuel lines.

You think Keene tried to get
the nitrogen from him first?

Maybe because he refused,

they went after
the security guard.

But why?
Nitrogen's incredibly stable.

You can't use it
as an explosive.

It's Doc Wade,

maybe she found something.

- Hey, Doc.
- Hey.

Any word from Sebastian?

Nothing yet. We'll let you know
the minute we hear.

Loretta, you find something?

Yes. A match to
the partial print we found

on our Navy mechanic victim
a couple weeks ago.

Wait, I thought that
partial wasn't enough to ID?

It wasn't. Until the killer
ended up on my table.

The print matches Todd Solloway.

That makes sense.

He's one of the guys
Keene trusted most.

Anything that might help
us find where they are?

Nothing very useful, I'm afraid.

Though Mr. Solloway
did have an unusual meal

before he was killed.

How unusual?

Rattlesnake
and jalapeño sausage.

Can't be too many places
in the city you can get that.

We'll take any lead we
can get at this point, Doc.

Sebastian's running out of time.

All right, men, listen up.

To get the military to wake up,
we need to make an impression.

We're gonna blow something up
with nitrogen, aren't we?

No, we can't.

I'm just saying
nitrogen isn't combustible.

It won't blow...
we literally can't.

Very astute.

He's right.

No explosions today.

So what are doing?

Thing about nitrogen is,

it can suck the oxygen
right out of the air.

You could kill people
without them even knowing

they're in danger.
That's right,

over a hundred if we're lucky.

Just tell us what to do.

You two are together.
Take the rifles.

Solloway scouted
the site yesterday,

found a good sniper's nest.
Get up there,

when I give the signal,
you start shooting.

What about the nitrogen?

You two are just
getting things rolling.

We'll all be on comms,

when everybody starts running

the three of us
will take care of the rest.

And men...

if anything goes sideways
out there,

we do not go down
without a fight.

You start shooting,

and you kill as many
of those vermin

as you possibly can.

One way or another,
we will get our message across.

You look a little nervous there.

Come on.
We got work to do.

Patton's scanning street cams
for the plates of either

of those trucks. Yeah, BOLOs are out for
all known RAC members.

Including Sebastian.

Yeah. We need to figure
out their target

before he's forced
to compromise his cover.

If he does that,
he's gonna get himself killed.

I may have something.

So there's
only one place in town

that makes rattlesnake
jalapeño sausage.

Well, at least we know oneplace
the sniper visited.

Not exactly.

It's made locally,
but it's served

on a food truck.

First of the Wurst?

Clever and popular.

Stops at several locations

each day. I was able
to get a route map,

but it didn't narrow
things down much.

Actually, it might.

I've been putting together
a list of targets

the RAC might hit.

So one of those locations
means something to you?

Yeah, maybe.

A contact at Homeland
sent me everything they have

on James Keene.

This is a manifesto he wrote
a few years ago.

He doesn't like
the military, right?

Well, he claims that he's
fighting for the military,

which he believes is being
destroyed by recruiting

"foreign influences."

Who does that include?

According to Keene,

anyone who's not
a straight Caucasian male.

This is one of
the potential targets

I identified.

Military recruitment fair.

Cormier College.

That's one of
the food truck stops.Mm-hmm.

Maybe the sniper was there
scouting the place?

Best lead we got.
Let's check it out.

Which way?
Far side.

I don't see the
Commander or the others.

Shut up and stop looking around.
You'll draw attention.

Hey!

Come on!

There's a lot of people here.

If these RAC guys
are here and panic,

they could start shooting.

Yeah, we need
to keep a low profile.

It's mostly
college kids, though.

Might be kind of hard
to blend in.

Actually...

I don't think that's gonna be
a problem. Hats and jackets.

Let's communicate if we spot
any RAC members.

Let's identify as many

as possible
before we make a move.

So we shoot...

everyone down there panics
and runs for safety.

Like the cowards they are.

That building is the most
logical place for shelter.

I still can't figure out why
they stole that nitrogen.

The reason they use nitrogen
in food processing

is to suck out
all the oxygen, right?

Maybe they don't plan
to use it out here.

Here.

Commander, we're in position.

Wait for my signal.

Let's do this.

Don't even think about
backing out now.

I'm not.

I was right about you, wasn't I?

I told the Commander you've been
hiding things from us.

That you're not who
you pretend to be.

What, exactly, did you tell him?

That I've known plenty like you.

Guys who try to act
like they belong.

But the truth is,
you're not willing to do

what's needed to be done
to change things.

You can't handle the real work.

That's what you think
I'm hiding?

That I'm not as tough as you?

Now get into position...

Man, that felt good.

Hang on.

Got one in front
of the building.

Fatigues.

Quad looks clear.

I'm heading to you.

Pride.

Pride, thank God.
Listen, it's the building, okay?

Keene's gonna suffocate everyone

by herding them inside.

Sebastian, where are you?

I'm on the rooftop
across from the quad.

And we're go in three, two, one.

It's happening now.

What's happening? Brooks, fire.

Keep everyone out
of that building.

Bryce, get those people moving.

Everybody in here!
You'll be safe!

No! Stay where you are!

No, no, no, no.
Not this way.

- Wait!
- Hurry!

Gregorio, seal off the building.

Everyone's running right
into a kill zone.

Come on, everybody inside!

Stop! Don't go in the building.

Everybody in here!
You'll be safe!

No, do not go inside.

Put your hands where
I can see 'em, now!

Don't.

I got him. Go get Keene.

Put 'em up, now!

Get out. Get out!

Tell everybody to stay outside.

Outside. Go outside.

Keene!

Hands behind your head.

Hey. You guys all right?

Yeah. Yeah, paramedics
are helping the victims.

Everyone's reviving.

Keene's dead.

How are you, Sebastian?

Oh, I'm just glad
it's over, you know.

I really need a shower.

You're gonna burn in hell.

You're a traitor to your race!

Shut up. You're a traitor
to your species.

Am I right?

She mad at me for something?

I-I think she's just glad
to have you back.

Still working on that report?

Yeah, I'm just trying
to finish it.

Hey, I'm...

I'm sorry again about your eye.

I should have pulled that punch.

You were just following orders.

You do have a hell
of a right cross, though.

Well, you know.

You should head home.

There's no hurry
on that report.Honestly...

I just... I want to be
done with this.

I want to get it out of my head.

Never easy trying to
be something you're not.

I guess I just,
I don't understand why

anyone would want
to live that way.

It's not something I've ever
fully understood myself.

I've always felt differences
should be celebrated,

not condemned.

You should get
some rest, Sebastian.

I will. I've just got to

purge the last two weeks.
Okay.

Oh, hey, did you happen to see

if, um, my REACT
decision letter came in?

It should have come by now.

Wasn't on your desk?

No.

You might want to check
with your roommate about that.

Whoa! Man, you about to
give me a heart attack.

Please don't sneak up
on me like that.

Sorry.

You're not still fooling
with that, are you?

Yeah, well, facial recognition
was a bust, so I figured

I'd just go through
these old case files

and see if your nightmare buddy
is connected to any.

Don't worry about it.

Sorry, I... I sh-shouldn't
have wasted your time. Oh, come on, man.

I love a good mystery.

Just a bad dream.
There's nothing more to it.

There's got to be something.
We just keep digging,

we'll figure it out.
Just let it go!

Okay?

Okay.

If that's what you want, Pride.

Just...

Appreciate your efforts.

Good night.

Hey!

Hey!

Is that your sauce I smell?

Yes, it is.

A little surprise for you.
Figured you deserved it.

Oh, great. Thanks.

You're welcome.

Oh, hang on.

What? What's up?

Nothing. I just...

Seemed like you were mad at me.

Why would I be mad at you?

Well, you don't always
need a reason.

Well, maybe I was a little
mad at you, but,

we're all good now.

Okay, great.

Mm-hmm.

Uh, Pride suggested
that I ask you about

my decision letter from REACT.

Have you seen that at all?

Have I seen that?

Maybe.
Where did I see it?

Oh, maybe this is it right here.

It's been opened.
I know I crossed the line,

but I didn't read it.

Would you admit
it if you did? Look,

you know how much
I worry about you, right?

And you wanting to do
all these dangerous things,

like going undercover
and REACT...

It's just Crazy Town.

I know.

Then I realized that
you're ready for it.

And even though
I don't like it, I...

have to deal with it, so...

Well, thank you.

You're welcome.

You totally read this,
though, didn't you?

I swear to God,
I didn't read it.

Open the damn letter.

Open it up already.
Come on. All right.

Well?

What is it?
Yes? No? What?

Yeah.

Yeah? You got in?

I made it.
Yeah, you nut case!

Yeah! Good job!

What, did you not do one dish
while I was gone?

You want this sauce
on the plate or on your head?

Why are there Froot Loops
in a frying pan?

I just cooked you a whole meal.
Also, I made this

in third grade... Now I'm done.
Good night!

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