Mysteriet på Greveholm (1996–…): Season 1, Episode 13 - Lucia - full transcript
♫ Night walks with heavy steps
♫ 'round farm and hearth
[PART 13: LUCIA]
♫ 'round farm and hearth
[Part 13: LUCIA]
♫ Round earth, left by the sun
♫ shadows are brooding... – Are you ready?
–Yes!
–You have to scream if you see anything.
–Like what?
–Ghosts, obviously!
I saw them last night. One was
in the armour, the other ate a saffron roll.
–Staffan!
–Is that his name?
No, I mean... ♫ Staffan was a
♫ stable hand, we give our thanks to the Lord,
♫ He gives them water...
Who could that be?
–I was supposed to be Lucia!
–Stop that!
You have to learn how to sing first.
Then you can be the Lucia.
You look ridiculous! ... Ouch!
Look: I take the treasure map,
you keep watch.
When they look away, we
run and get the treasure.
–Tip?
–Top!
♫ ...Look, on our doorstep she stands,
♫ dressed in white with candles in her hair,
Saint Lucia...
–Who's that?
–Don't have a clue.
Excuse us?
–Hey! Do you know anyone living here?
–So sorry. We haven't met before...
I'm Bobby Joe...from the bend.
This is Bobby Jack.
–We're neighbours.
–Yours, that is! We're not...
We always sing here on Lucia.
It's a tradition of ours...
That's great! Come on in,
we're about to sing for mum and dad.
♫ ...There she brightens our home,
♫ Walking with candles bright
♫ Saint Lucia
♫ Saint Lucia...
Stop! I'm the Lucia, and you're
just a star boy. Got that?!
–What's the matter with you?
–Ugh, let's just go!
♫ ...Tonight was grand and silent,
♫ now hear its wings...
Leif, wake up!
–Isn't this wonderful?
–Yes... But aren't there too many of them?
–What? You think we have too many kids?
–No! But what are those two doing here?
I don't see anything?
Ouch!
–Nice floors... Wide planks.
–They live over by the bend!
–Bobby Joe. Hi!
–Other way around...
–What, aren't you Bobby Jack?
–Mhm.
–Why did you say "Other way around"?
–Mhm.
–That's not a name!
He's, er, a farmer.
We sing here every year.
Right... Would you like
to have some coffee?
Sorry... We have to sing for others,
I'm afraid. We'll find our way out.
You've got to stay for coffee!
Melitta, pour them a cup.
OK, he can have coffee.
I have to go... To the bathroom.
Well... H-He's got
a very small bladder. Tiny.
How does it feel to milk a cow?
I've always wanted to know that!
Well!
Mooöoo!
Now let's see...
That's north. Then I have to go...
No, I have to go to the cellar!
–The treasure map!! How did he get it?!
–You set fire to it!
That's odd...
–What should we do? Should we scare him?
–No, on the contrary... Let's help him!
If the children get that treasure, they'll
get to the Count sooner or later.
That would cause problems!
–But if we let him steal the treasure...
–... The children won't get it!
Exactly! Now let's go!
♫ ...There she brightens our home,
♫ Walking with candles...
It has to be here! Now let's see...
This looks complicated. Dang it...
What's this? "How to dance the minuet..."
"First, take a small step forwards
to the right..."
What's this? What's going on?!
Ralf! Help!
Stop!
–You dance very well!
–Let me go!!
Right! That's all there is to say
about milking, really.
Your friend has been gone for a while...
Don't tell me the bathroom door got
stuck again... Leif, could you go check?
–Right!
–No!
... Er, you don't need to.
He tends to take a while.
His bladder's enormous, you know.
Emptying it can take several hours!
Sometimes he stands there
all night... All day!
Make up your mind already!
You just said that it's really small!
Yeah... Strange, isn't it? One second it's big,
then... whoosh! And it's small again!
His bladder's a mystery.
You never know what's gonna happen.
Suppose I should check on him...
–Should I come with?
–Wh... no! I know the way, thanks.
–We'll keep you company.
–... Yes.
Knock it off! Let me go!
Dammit...
Oh, is a simple reef knot too hard for you?
–T-thanks...
–Don't thank us.
Just take it, like you thieves
are wont to do!
S-s-sure?
Yes, I'm sure! Now take it and go away!
We never want it to return to the castle!
I'm sure about it! Do I have to
write a note down for you?!
–T-thanks...
–You better leave before I change my mind!
–Do I look that horrible?
–Yep.
Hah, thank you!
–Your car is still here...
–We've looked everywhere! Where could he be?
Wait here, I'll go to the cellar...
–Oh, here he is!
–Right. Goodbye, kids...
And happy Lucia, or whatever.
–Your crown's at an angle...
–Stop that!
Hey, I know you!
Come on, let's go.
Look, the treasure map!
They have taken the treasure! Wait!!
Oh no! Do you think Ivar
and the paper boy could catch up with them?
With that tiny thing?
No Staffan, there's no reason to worry.
Now the treasure is gone
for eternity.
English translation based on Swedish subtitles:
SVT Undertext (c) Sveriges Television AB
♫ 'round farm and hearth
[PART 13: LUCIA]
♫ 'round farm and hearth
[Part 13: LUCIA]
♫ Round earth, left by the sun
♫ shadows are brooding... – Are you ready?
–Yes!
–You have to scream if you see anything.
–Like what?
–Ghosts, obviously!
I saw them last night. One was
in the armour, the other ate a saffron roll.
–Staffan!
–Is that his name?
No, I mean... ♫ Staffan was a
♫ stable hand, we give our thanks to the Lord,
♫ He gives them water...
Who could that be?
–I was supposed to be Lucia!
–Stop that!
You have to learn how to sing first.
Then you can be the Lucia.
You look ridiculous! ... Ouch!
Look: I take the treasure map,
you keep watch.
When they look away, we
run and get the treasure.
–Tip?
–Top!
♫ ...Look, on our doorstep she stands,
♫ dressed in white with candles in her hair,
Saint Lucia...
–Who's that?
–Don't have a clue.
Excuse us?
–Hey! Do you know anyone living here?
–So sorry. We haven't met before...
I'm Bobby Joe...from the bend.
This is Bobby Jack.
–We're neighbours.
–Yours, that is! We're not...
We always sing here on Lucia.
It's a tradition of ours...
That's great! Come on in,
we're about to sing for mum and dad.
♫ ...There she brightens our home,
♫ Walking with candles bright
♫ Saint Lucia
♫ Saint Lucia...
Stop! I'm the Lucia, and you're
just a star boy. Got that?!
–What's the matter with you?
–Ugh, let's just go!
♫ ...Tonight was grand and silent,
♫ now hear its wings...
Leif, wake up!
–Isn't this wonderful?
–Yes... But aren't there too many of them?
–What? You think we have too many kids?
–No! But what are those two doing here?
I don't see anything?
Ouch!
–Nice floors... Wide planks.
–They live over by the bend!
–Bobby Joe. Hi!
–Other way around...
–What, aren't you Bobby Jack?
–Mhm.
–Why did you say "Other way around"?
–Mhm.
–That's not a name!
He's, er, a farmer.
We sing here every year.
Right... Would you like
to have some coffee?
Sorry... We have to sing for others,
I'm afraid. We'll find our way out.
You've got to stay for coffee!
Melitta, pour them a cup.
OK, he can have coffee.
I have to go... To the bathroom.
Well... H-He's got
a very small bladder. Tiny.
How does it feel to milk a cow?
I've always wanted to know that!
Well!
Mooöoo!
Now let's see...
That's north. Then I have to go...
No, I have to go to the cellar!
–The treasure map!! How did he get it?!
–You set fire to it!
That's odd...
–What should we do? Should we scare him?
–No, on the contrary... Let's help him!
If the children get that treasure, they'll
get to the Count sooner or later.
That would cause problems!
–But if we let him steal the treasure...
–... The children won't get it!
Exactly! Now let's go!
♫ ...There she brightens our home,
♫ Walking with candles...
It has to be here! Now let's see...
This looks complicated. Dang it...
What's this? "How to dance the minuet..."
"First, take a small step forwards
to the right..."
What's this? What's going on?!
Ralf! Help!
Stop!
–You dance very well!
–Let me go!!
Right! That's all there is to say
about milking, really.
Your friend has been gone for a while...
Don't tell me the bathroom door got
stuck again... Leif, could you go check?
–Right!
–No!
... Er, you don't need to.
He tends to take a while.
His bladder's enormous, you know.
Emptying it can take several hours!
Sometimes he stands there
all night... All day!
Make up your mind already!
You just said that it's really small!
Yeah... Strange, isn't it? One second it's big,
then... whoosh! And it's small again!
His bladder's a mystery.
You never know what's gonna happen.
Suppose I should check on him...
–Should I come with?
–Wh... no! I know the way, thanks.
–We'll keep you company.
–... Yes.
Knock it off! Let me go!
Dammit...
Oh, is a simple reef knot too hard for you?
–T-thanks...
–Don't thank us.
Just take it, like you thieves
are wont to do!
S-s-sure?
Yes, I'm sure! Now take it and go away!
We never want it to return to the castle!
I'm sure about it! Do I have to
write a note down for you?!
–T-thanks...
–You better leave before I change my mind!
–Do I look that horrible?
–Yep.
Hah, thank you!
–Your car is still here...
–We've looked everywhere! Where could he be?
Wait here, I'll go to the cellar...
–Oh, here he is!
–Right. Goodbye, kids...
And happy Lucia, or whatever.
–Your crown's at an angle...
–Stop that!
Hey, I know you!
Come on, let's go.
Look, the treasure map!
They have taken the treasure! Wait!!
Oh no! Do you think Ivar
and the paper boy could catch up with them?
With that tiny thing?
No Staffan, there's no reason to worry.
Now the treasure is gone
for eternity.
English translation based on Swedish subtitles:
SVT Undertext (c) Sveriges Television AB