My So-Called Life (1994–1995): Season 1, Episode 18 - Weekend - full transcript

Angela's parents leave town for the weekend, and Rayanne accidentally handcuffs herself to their bed.

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Danielle: MY WHOLE LIFE IS
WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN.

PATTY!

OH, NO WAY!



COME ON. THIS IS A KILLER DRESS.

THIS COULD VERY WELL BE WHAT
GAVE ANDY HIS HEART ATTACK.

Danielle: IT'S SO EASY TO LISTEN IN
ON GROWNUPS' CONVERSATIONS.

YOU JUST ACT LIKE YOU'RE
PLAYING SOME BORING GAME.

IT'S SO BACKLESS.

EXACTLY.

PATTY, MEN LOVE BACKS, OK?

THIS WILL DRIVE GRAHAM INSANE.

YOU WILL HAVE AN
INCREDIBLE WEEKEND.

N-NO. NO. I... I JUST...
I... I DON'T THINK IT'S...

ME.

OH, GOD.

I WONDER WHY GRAHAM
ISN'T BACK HERE YET.

WELL, WHERE IS HE?



OH, HE'S AT ANOTHER MEETING WITH
ANOTHER POTENTIAL RESTAURANT INVESTOR.

OH, HE'S WITH THAT HALLIE
LOWENTHAL PERSON?

YES, AND SHUT UP.

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

I'M NOT UPSET BECAUSE
HE'S WITH HALLIE LOWENTHAL.

I'M UPSET BECAUSE NEIL AND MARLA
ARE GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE,

AND HE HASN'T COME HOME YET.

AND I'M NOT UPSET.

OK.

I CAN'T BELIEVE MARLA
IS STILL DATING NEIL.

I MEAN, HOW MANY
YEARS HAS IT BEEN?

SIX. I KNOW. IT'S LIKE
A PRISON SENTENCE.

MM-HMM.

LISTEN, HOW ABOUT THIS? I
GOT IT FROM THAT CATALOGUE.

Danielle: IT'S TRULY AMAZING.

I HAVE THE POWER
TO BE INVISIBLE.

HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO
GET YOURSELF A PIECE OF FRUIT?

'CAUSE ANGELA'S IN
THE KITCHEN WITH RICKIE.

AND SHE KICKED ME OUT.

DANIELLE, YOU GO GET
YOURSELF A PIECE OF FRUIT.

I'LL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE
TO TALK TO ANGELA.

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

OH, COME ON!

Danielle: MY LIFE IS
DIFFERENT PEOPLE

KICKING ME OUT OF
DIFFERENT ROOMS.

Patty: IT'S JUST BEEN SO LONG

SINCE GRAHAM AND I HAVE
HAD ANY TIME ALONE TOGETHER.

AND I KNOW WE WON'T
TECHNICALLY BE ALONE,

BUT WE'RE PRETTY COMFORTABLE
WITH NEIL AND MARLA...

WELL, MARLA.

A-AND I JUST... I FEEL LIKE OUR
MARRIAGE NEEDS THIS, YOU KNOW?

LIKE, WE NEED THIS
TIME TO RECONNECT OR...

SOMETHING. PATTY...

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED.

OH, MY GOD!

HA HA HA!

OH, MY! HEH.

YOU ACTUALLY... OWN THESE?

NO, I RENT THEM.

WELL, YOU SAID YOU
NEEDED TO RECONNECT.

HA!

YEA OR NAY.

YEA.

OH, IN SUCH A BIG WAY. HA HA HA!

DANIELLE, WHY DON'T
YOU GO HELP MOM PACK?

HELLO.

YEAH, HE'S HERE. JUST A SECOND.

IT'S RAYANNE.

HEY.

Rayanne: HEY, IT'S THE RAYGUN.

WHAT'S SHAKIN'?

UH... NADA.

SO, ANGELA, LIKE,
BARELY SAID HELLO.

LOOK, RAYANNE, DON'T PUT
ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS, OK?

HEY, I DIDN'T PUT YOU THERE.
THAT'S JUST WHERE YOU ARE.

Camille: I KNOW IT SOUNDS WEIRD,

BUT JUST CHECK IT OUT,
YOU KNOW? YEAH, I KNOW.

I'LL TRY THEM. I WILL.
I'LL TRY THEM. HEH HEH.

UH, GIRLS, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T
WANT TO COME AND STAY AT MY HOUSE?

OH, YEAH.

OK. BYE. I'LL SEE YOU.

BYE.

HAVE FUN. HEH HEH HEH!

WHAT?

DID YOU KICK YOUR SISTER
OUT OF THE KITCHEN?

NO.

MOM, SHE WAS BEING IMPOSSIBLE.

ANGELA...

THIS IS A REALLY
BIG RESPONSIBILITY

BEING HERE ALONE ALL WEEKEND.

MOM, I'VE BEEN ALONE
WITH DANIELLE BEFORE. YES,

AND I CAN'T HELP BUT RECALL THE
TIME YOU PUT HER IN THE DRYER.

OH, MOM, THAT WAS SO LONG AGO.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
STILL TALKING ABOUT THAT.

ANYWAY, SHE BEGGED ME TO DO IT.

WHOSEVER IDEA IT WAS,

I DON'T WANT TO COME HOME
AND FIND ANYONE IN AN APPLIANCE.

ANGELA, YOU HAVE TO BE
THE ADULT THIS WEEKEND.

NOW, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO PROVE TO ME

THAT YOU CAN HANDLE
THIS, ALL RIGHT?

IT'S JUST GONNA
BE ME AND RICKIE.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN?

ENRIQUE, WHAT DO
YOU WANT FOR DINNER?

OH. UH, HOLD ON A SECOND.

UH, LOOK...

I... I BETTER NOT
TIE UP THEIR LINE.

YOU KNOW?

HA! WHAT? YOU'RE NOT
ALLOWED TO TALK TO ME NOW?

JUST, UM...

TRY ME AT KATIMSKI'S LATER, OK?

YEAH, RIGHT. LATER...

MUCH.

Danielle: HI, DADDY.

YOU'RE LATE.

Graham: I KNOW.

HI... HI.

OH, MY GOD. YOUR NEW SHIRT.

I'LL BE READY IN 5 MINUTES.

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED.

WHEW. CAR TROUBLE.

OH, NO.

THE WAGON?

NO, ACTUALLY, IT WAS
HALLIE LOWENTHAL'S CAR.

OHH.

I KNOW. IT'S...
IT'S INFURIATING.

AND SHE'S GOT THIS REALLY
LOUD, OBNOXIOUS CAR.

OF COURSE IT WON'T
START IN THE COLD,

AND SO, I LOOK UNDER THE HOOD.

YOU LOOKED UNDER
HALLIE LOWENTHAL'S HOOD?

WELL, I COULDN'T
JUST LEAVE HER THERE.

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE
HALLIE LOWENTHAL'S ENGINE.

IT IS HELD TOGETHER BY STRING.

LITERALLY.

WELL, NOW... COULDN'T SHE CALL
BRAD IF HER CAR BROKE DOWN?

ISN'T THAT WHAT FIANCÉS ARE FOR?

OH, RIGHT. WELL, THEY BROKE UP.

DIDN'T I TELL YOU?

NO.

ARE YOU SURE?

I THOUGHT I DID.

NO.

THAT MUST BE THEM.

HI! HEY.

YOU'RE NOT MARLA.

UH, DANIELLE.

HA HA HA!

HI!

HEY, EVERYBODY.

THIS IS CHERYL FLECK.

MY BROTHER GRAHAM,
SISTER-IN-LAW PATTY,

AND THIS IS DANIELLE.
HERE, CATCH, COOKIE.

THANKS!

Danielle: GOD, UNCLE NEIL GIVES
THE LAMEST PRESENTS ON EARTH.

COME IN. COME IN.

WELL, IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU.

I'VE HEARD SO MUCH
ABOUT BOTH OF YOU.

OH... YES.

UH, WELL, UM...

N-NEIL, COULD YOU
HELP ME WITH OUR BAGS?

AREN'T THOSE YOUR
BAGS OVER THERE?

JUST HELP ME A SECOND.

SURE.

I LOVE YOUR FOYER.

EXCUSE ME JUST, UH, ONE MINUTE.

Where's Marla?

YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY,
WE BROKE UP AGAIN.

Neil! Patty: Neil!

Where is Marla?

WE BROKE UP AGAIN.

DON'T WORRY.

CHERYL I-IS INCREDIBLE.

YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES
WITH HER IN THE CAR,

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE HER.

Cheryl: I HEAR THIS HONK, RIGHT?

AND HERE'S THIS CUTE
GUY IN THE CAR NEXT TO ME

ROLLING DOWN HIS WINDOW.

SO, I ROLL DOWN MY WINDOW. SO,
THEN HE HOLDS UP THIS PIECE OF PAPER

AND HE SHOUTS OUT TO ME,

"HEY, THIS BLEW OUT
OF YOUR CAR." HEH!

AND I'M THINKING, "MY
GOD, WHAT DID I LOSE?"

HEH HEH HEH. AND,

RIGHT BEFORE THE
LIGHT TURNS GREEN,

HE HOLDS THE PAPER OUT.

AND I REACH MY ARM OUT.

AND ALL THESE PEOPLE
BEHIND US ARE HONKING!

HEH HEH. BUT HE GIVES
ME THE PIECE OF PAPER.

SO THEN, I PULL OVER
TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.

AND I LOOK AT THE PAPER.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAYS?

"HI. I'M NEIL. CALL ME."

YEAH. HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

HOW DID HE KNOW THAT?

HA HA HA.

HA HA HA HA!

OH!

OH!

I THINK I GOT A COUPLE OF
DOOBIES IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

YEA OR NAY?

NAY.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANTED
TO, LIKE, DO SOMETHING

WITH RAYANNE THIS WEEKEND,

IT'S NOT LIKE I'D TAKE IT
PERSONALLY OR ANYTHING.

ANGELA, I WANT TO HANG HERE, OK?

OK.

SO, DID SHE ASK ABOUT ME?

Danielle: IT IS SO COOL
TO BE HANGING WITH

MY BIG SISTER AND
HER COOL FRIEND.

UH, DO WE LIKE THIS?

OH, I... I KNOW,

UM...

CAMILLE ALMOST
FORCED ME TO WEAR IT.

IT'S NOT ME.

OH, I THINK IT'S GREAT.

HEH.

REALLY?

YEAH.

I LOVE SEX IN A DIFFERENT BED.

Neil: OHH, CHERYL.

YOU KNOW...

HMM?

UHH. I WISH THAT... THAT
NEIL COULD HAVE JUST WAITED

UNTIL AFTER THIS WEEKEND WAS
OVER TO BREAK UP WITH MARLA.

WELL...

PATTY, YOUR CONCERN
FOR MARLA IS... TOUCHING.

WELL... OH, PATTY, LOOK...

WELL, WE'RE HERE.

WE... WE FINALLY HAVE A WEEKEND.

THIS IS OUR OPPORTUNITY
TO BE TOGETHER.

DON'T LET THE FACT THAT
THIS GIRL'S HERE RUIN IT FOR US.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

OH, NEIL. OHH, NEIL.

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

DOOBIES.

Angela: COMING!

I'M ONLY HERE

'CAUSE KATIMSKI SAID
RICKIE SPENT THE NIGHT.

AND RICKIE, LIKE,
STILL OWES ME $6.50

THAT I REALLY NEED...

AND 'CAUSE THIS THING
TINO'S GOT GOING...

HE'S UPSTAIRS.

COOL.

SO, I'LL... I'LL BE HOME

TOMORROW NIGHT FOR DINNER.

OK. YOU, TOO.

BYE, MR. KATIMSKI.

SO...

I GOT TO GET THAT
$6.50 YOU OWE ME.

UM, RAYANNE, I GAVE THAT
TO YOU, LIKE, 40 YEARS AGO.

I WOULDN'T MIND SPENDING A FEW
HOURS HERE WITH SOMEONE SPECIAL.

I LOVE SEX ON A DIFFERENT BED.

I'M SORRY. DOES ANGELA,
LIKE, KNOW YOU'RE HERE?

SHE KNOWS. GOD.

SO, YOU COMING OUT
WITH ME TONIGHT?

RAYANNE, I T-TOLD YOU.
I'M, LIKE, HERE THIS WEEKEND.

COOL.

SO, DOES, UH, DOES ANGELA...

ASK ABOUT ME?

WHAT'S THIS?

RAYANNE, PUT... PUT IT BACK.

ALL RIGHT, GRAHAM!

THIS ANSWERS A LOT OF
QUESTIONS ABOUT THOSE TWO.

R-RAYANNE, GIVE...
GIVE THEM TO ME.

OH, GRAHAM, GRAHAM,
DON'T HURT ME, MASTER.

RAYANNE... WAIT. IT'S
THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

GRAHAM! THAT DINNER YOU
PREPARED JUST WASN'T TASTY ENOUGH,

SLAVE BOY!

PATTY, I'VE BEEN BAD. PUNISH ME.

THIS IS, LIKE, SO UNFUNNY.

UH, WHERE... WHERE
DID YOU PUT THE KEY?

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE KEY?

WHAT?

I... I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

I... I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.

VASQUEZ, CALM YOURSELF.

IT'S GOTTA BE AROUND
HERE. WE'LL FIND IT.

LOOKS LIKE I MIGHT BE... STAYING
A LITTLE LONGER THAN I THOUGHT.

No!

Camille, everything
is going just fine.

I'm not... WHISPERING.

I WAS JUST WONDERING

IF YOU COULD GO
OVER TO THE HOUSE

AND CHECK ON THE
KIDS FOR ME. THANKS.

Oh, and, um, while
you're there, heh,

I LEFT THOSE, UM...

HANDCUFFY THINGS,
YOU KNOW, ON THE BED.

AND I FEEL REALLY WEIRD
ABOUT THE KIDS FINDING THEM.

THANKS. HEH. GOT TO GO. BYE.

READY FOR BREAKFAST?

YUP. WHO WAS THAT?

OH, I WAS JUST, UH...

CHECKING ON THE KIDS. HEH.

THEY'RE FINE.

YOU'RE NOT LISTENING
TO WHAT I'M SAYING.

LOOK, THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE.

IT IS PART OF WHO I
AM, AND YOU'VE JUST...

YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT. OH,

I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU ARE SAYING THIS.

I MEAN, I HAVE TO TELL YOU,

YOU ARE CLUTCHING ON TO
SOME VERY DISTORTED IDEAS.

I AM ENTITLED TO MY BELIEFS.

NO, TH...

SIT.

I MEAN, Y-Y-YOU'RE BEING A
LITTLE UNREALISTIC, AREN'T YOU...

CALLING THE '71 PIRATES
ONE OF THE GREAT TEAMS?

OH, YOU'RE JUST...

YOU KNOW, AFTER ROBERTO
CLEMENTE AND... AND WILLIE STARGELL

THE TEAM GOT EXTREMELY THIN.

THERE HAS NOT BEEN A
MORE OVERRATED TEAM.

OVERRATED?

OH, JUST STAB ME.

SOMEBODY, PLEASE, STAB ME.

DON'T TEMPT ME.

SO, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

ICE-SKATING.

OH.

OH. OH.

APPARENTLY THERE'S THIS
REALLY INCREDIBLE FROZEN POND

THAT WE CAN HIKE TO.

I SAY WE PLAY THAT ONE BY EAR.

WELL, WE ONLY HAVE A LIMITED
AMOUNT OF TIME UP HERE,

SO I THINK THAT WE SHOULD
REALLY PLAN WHAT WE WANT TO DO.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD
HAVE A REALLY NICE, FUN DAY.

AND IF WE PLAN, WE CAN FILL IT
FULL OF ALL SORTS OF FUN THINGS.

WELL, UH, I HAVEN'T, UH,
BEEN ICE-SKATING IN A WHILE.

OH, COME ON!

WHAT? IT'S FREEZING OUT THERE!

OH, I THINK IT'S A CUTE
IDEA. SHE IS SO CUTE!

HEH HEH. GREAT.

OH, COME ON, GRAHAM.
YOU'RE SO ATHLETIC.

YOU'LL BE GREAT.

FINE. FINE. FINE.

Waiter: EXCUSE ME, MISS?

YEAH, SURE.

WHATEVER.

YOU ARE SUCH A CUTIE.

WE ARE GOING TO
HAVE SO MUCH FUN.

YOU DON'T HAVE THE KEYS
TO YOUR OWN HANDCUFFS?

WELL, THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY MINE.

RIGHT. I GUESS THEY BELONG TO SOME REALLY
PERVERTED GUY YOU KNOW OR SOMETHING.

YEAH, OR YOUR PARENTS.

WHAT?

I FOUND THEM RIGHT
HERE ON THE BED.

THEY WERE NOT.

ASK RICKIE.

MM-HMM.

THOSE THINGS DO NOT
BELONG TO MY PARENTS.

WOW.

DANIELLE, LEAVE.

DANIELLE! I'M SERIOUS.
MOM LEFT ME IN CHARGE.

DUH.

I'M NOT LEAVING. I LIVE HERE.

GREAT. WONDERFUL.

THERE'S GOT TO
BE A KEY. FIND IT.

AND I'LL EXPLAIN
THIS TO YOU LATER...

LIKE WHEN YOU'RE 30.

HMM.

ANGELA!

DANIELLE!

ANYBODY?

UH, UM, MY MOM'S NOT HOME.

HI.

HI. WE JUST STOPPED BY

TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING
WAS OK WITH YOU AND DANIELLE.

OH, WELL, IT IS, SO... THANKS.

WAIT! YOU HAVE GOT TO
SEE THIS JUMPSUIT I GOT.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
THINKING... "JUMPSUIT, BARF."

BUT LOOK! IT'S SO CUTE.

UH, WAIT. WHERE YOU GOING?

OH, I LEFT SOMETHING UP IN YOUR
MOM'S ROOM, SO I'M JUST GONNA...

OH, I'LL GET IT FOR YOU.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

NO. I WANT TO.

WHY? WHY? WHY?

THAT'S SO EXACTLY
THE POINT... WHY.

BECAUSE OF RESPECT FOR ELDERS,

WHICH I JUST FEEL IS TOTALLY
LOST IN, LIKE, TODAY'S WORLD.

SO, UH, WHAT DID YOU NEED?

IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
I'LL GET IT MYSELF.

OH, UM, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.

ABOUT...

JUSTICE.

WOW. I CANNOT BELIEVE

THAT YOU ACTUALLY
RUN YOUR OWN COMPANY.

EVERY DAY. OHH.

I WOULD LOVE TO
DO THAT SOMEDAY...

THAT, OR HAVE A CAPPUCCINO CART.

WELL, I'M SURE YOU COULD DO
ANYTHING YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO.

I MEAN, YOU GOT THIS GREAT JOB.

YOU'VE GOT THIS
HUSBAND AND CHILDREN.

IT MUST BE SO SATISFYING.

LIKE, WITH ME, THERE
ARE SO MANY, LIKE,

PATHS I COULD CHOOSE.

EVERY SINGLE POSSIBILITY OF LIFE

IS, LIKE, OPEN TO ME.

BUT YOU...

I MEAN, YOUR CHOICES...

HAVE BEEN MADE.

YOUR LIFE IS TOTALLY SETTLED.

IT MUST REALLY BE, LIKE...

COMFORTING.

YEAH, IT IS.

OK. IT LOOKS LIKE WE CAN BOOK
SPELUNKING FOR THE AFTERNOON.

IT STARTS AT 3:00, SO IF
WE WERE TO GET BACK

FROM ICE-SKATING BY, SAY, 1:00,

WE'D HAVE TIME TO GRAB A
QUICK BITE BEFORE WE GO.

COULD YOU, LIKE, PLAN
MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR ME?

HEH.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BELIEVE THIS. WHAT?

THIS PLACE DOESN'T
SERVE ALCOHOL. NONE.

WELL, IT'S REALLY NOT
THAT BIG OF A DEAL, RIGHT?

THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE.

OH, COME ON NOW, WE'RE ADULTS.

DO WE REALLY NEED
ALCOHOL TO HAVE A GOOD TIME?

ABSOLUTELY. YEAH. I MEAN,

IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT. I
WANT TO PARTY DOWN.

THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME LIQUOR
IN TOWN. GIVE ME THE CAR KEYS.

OH, NO WAY. NO, YOU'RE
NOT DRIVING MY CAR.

NOT AFTER WHAT YOU DID
TO MY DUSTER, MAN. NO.

THAT WAS SO LONG AGO. I CAN'T
BELIEVE YOU STILL TALK ABOUT THAT.

NO, NO. HEH.

HO. WELL, FINE.
WE'LL ALL GO, THEN.

OH, YEAH. IT'LL BE FUN.

OH, COME ON! IS THIS THE WAY
WE'RE GONNA SPEND OUR WEEKEND,

HUNTING FOR LIQUOR?

HA HA HA!

FINE.

I'LL STAY HERE.

I'LL RENT THE SKATES.

I MEAN, YOU'LL BE
BACK SOON, WON'T YOU?

OF COURSE. I MEAN,
HOW LONG COULD IT TAKE?

Cheryl: CAN I SIT ON YOUR
LAP IN THE CAR? HEH HEH!

AND THE POINT IS,

DO I HAVE TO KEEP A TOP
THAT I TRULY DON'T LIKE

JUST BECAUSE I'M BEYOND
THE 30-DAY EXCHANGE POLICY?

I MEAN, IS... IS THAT JUSTICE?

WHY ARE YOU, LIKE,
OBSESSING OVER THIS?

I GOT TO GO.

BUT, I... DO I GO TO THE
PERSON AND TELL THEM,

"LOOK, YOU KNOW, I
REALLY DON'T LIKE THE TOP.

CAN I HAVE THE RECEIPT BACK"?

OR DOES IT JUST BECOME THIS
THING THAT SORT OF SITS IN MY CLOSET

THAT JUST ERODES...
WAIT A MINUTE.

IS THIS THAT LAVENDER TOP THAT
I GOT YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

NO. 'CAUSE, IF IT IS, YOU KNOW,

LIKE, I REALLY DON'T
CARE. NO, I LIKE THE TOP.

NO! WAIT!

WAIT! PLEASE! DON'T GO IN THERE!

ANGELA.

OH, MY. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

RAYANNE'S NOT FEELING VERY WELL.

WATER, WATER.

WATER, WATER.

OH, MY GOD. I THINK
SHE'S CHOKING.

Rickie: ANGELA, CAN YOU BREATHE?

CAN YOU BREATHE?

RAYANNE'S REALLY, UM...

IT'S SORT OF HA-HAPPENED!

SHE JUST FAINTED.

WELL, NOT SO MUCH
FAINTED AS... SWOONED.

OH! OH!

SO, THIS IS THAT THING
THAT'S GOING AROUND, RIGHT?

THIS IS THAT, UM... THAT THING?

HUH?

ANGELA, CAN I SEE YOU
FOR JUST A MOMENT, PLEASE?

SURE.

UH, IS THAT THE SAME RAYANNE

THAT HAS THE DRINKING PROBLEM?

OH, THIS HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH THAT.

NO. I... I PROMISE.

DOES YOUR MOTHER
KNOW THAT SHE'S HERE?

OH, OF COURSE.

GOOD.

OK, UM,

WELL, KEEP YOUR EYE ON HER.

AND IF SHE'S NOT FEELING
BETTER BY TONIGHT,

YOU CALL ME, OK?

HEH HEH.

HI AGAIN.

I GUESS NO ONE'S
CALLED FOR ME, RIGHT?

UH, NOT SINCE THE
LAST TIME YOU ASKED, NO.

NO.

MAYBE WE BETTER CANCEL
THAT SPELUNKING RESERVATION.

YES, I THINK SO.

UH, THE TOUR
STARTED AN HOUR AGO.

THIS IS REALLY A GREAT PLACE.

THANK YOU.

HAVE YOU BEEN HERE
YOUR WHOLE LIFE?

NOT YET.

BYE.

UHH.

OH.

MMM. MMM. MMM.

HEH.

OK. DANIELLE,

HERE'S THE THING...
ABOUT THE HANDCUFFS.

SEE, WE THOUGHT YOU
MIGHT BE, UH, CONFUSED.

AND... AND WE DON'T
WANT YOU TO THINK THAT...

SEE, THEY'RE NOT EVEN ACTUALLY
MOM AND DAD'S, OK? THEY'RE...

RIGHT, RIGHT. THEY'RE
JUST... THEY'RE LIKE... FOR FUN.

THEY'RE LIKE... A TOY.

A TOY. A TOY.

HEY, I DON'T CARE. I'M
NOT EVEN INTERESTED.

OH. OHH.

GOOD.

Danielle: THANKS.

NOW I'M INTERESTED.

LOOK.

I MADE A SWAN.

Neil: THAT COP! COULD
YOU BELIEVE HIM?

THAT TOWN IS SO WEIRD.

WE ALL GOT TICKETS
FOR JAYWALKING.

W-E-LL.

DID YOU AT LEAST GET SOME WINE?

WINE. UM...

UH, NO.

NO.

BUT WE DID MANAGE
TO SCARE UP SOME, UM...

All: DR. ALLEN'S
GINGER-FLAVORED BRANDY.

TA-DA!

IS THAT GRAHAM'S SWEATER
THAT YOU'RE WEARING?

OH, IT'S SO COMFY AND COZY.

UH, YEAH. CHERYL
GOT KIND OF COLD.

OH.

WHY DIDN'T YOU LOAN
HER YOUR JACKET?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

I WAS FREEZING.

JERK.

RICKIE, WILL YOU GO DOWN

AND HELP SHARON AND,
UH, DANIELLE WITH LUNCH?

I NEED TO TALK TO ANGELA ALONE.

UH, SURE.

LOOK, ANGELA.

I KNOW WE'RE NOT THAT
CLOSE RIGHT NOW, BUT I JUST...

LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO GET
INTO THIS RIGHT NOW, ALL RIGHT?

GET INTO WHAT?

SOME BIG DISCUSSION

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN
YOU AND JORDAN CATALANO,

BECAUSE THE TRUTH
IS IS THAT IT HAPPENED

AND NOTHING CAN CHANGE THAT.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

NEITHER DO I.

OH.

SO, WHY DID YOU
ASK RICKIE TO LEAVE?

I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

HEH.

I NEED YOU TO GET ME A JAR.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.

WHAT'S THAT?

OH, IT'S NOTHING.

HEH!

OK. THIS IS PRETTY EMBARRASSING.

UM...

WHEN CAMILLE BROUGHT
OVER THAT NEGLIGEE,

SHE ALSO BROUGHT
OVER SOME HANDCUFFS.

CAMILLE CHERSKI HAS HANDCUFFS?

WELL, LET'S SEE THEM.

OH, I DIDN'T
ACTUALLY BRING THEM.

OH.

SHOULD I HAVE?

NO.

NO... I MEAN...

Y-YOU KNOW. IT
M-MIGHT HAVE BEEN...

I... YEAH, I GUESS SO.

UM... CAMILLE CHERSKI?

I'M TELLING YOU, THOSE HANDCUFFS

DO NOT BELONG TO MY PARENTS.

OF COURSE NOT.

OH, NEVER.

HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS
AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE?

ANYONE?

CHERSKI?

PASS.

BACHELOR NUMBER
TWO, SAME QUESTION.

Sharon: I HATE TO SAY IT,

BUT YOU KNOW WHO COULD
ACTUALLY BE, LIKE, CAPABLE

OF FIGURING THIS OUT?

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

FORGET IT.

OH, MY GOD.

Danielle: OH, MY GOD.

WHEN HE WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR,

PART OF HIS ARM
TOUCHED MY SHOULDER.

I THOUGHT I WOULD FAINT.

I MEAN, SWOON.

AH! GENTLE.

SORRY.

WELL, THIS IS REALLY SIMPLE.

I MEAN, A CHILD COULD
GET HER OUT OF THIS.

UM... ALL WE NEED
IS WIRE SHEARS.

UH, I MEAN, ANY DAD
HAS THEM, YOU KNOW.

I MEAN, NOT MY DAD,
BUT A NORMAL DAD.

LIKE, YOUR DAD
PROBABLY HAS THEM.

HE DOESN'T.

OH.

SO... FINE. WELL...

WELL, WE CAN JUST GO TO
THE HARDWARE STORE MONDAY.

GREAT. MONDAY. PERFECT.

I JUST THINK THIS
PLACE IS BEAUTIFUL.

YOU KNOW, I KNOW THAT WE
GOT OFF TO A ROCKY START TODAY,

BUT I SPOKE TO WARREN, AND
HE'S WILLING TO BE FLEXIBLE

ABOUT THE CHECKOUT TIME.

SO, WE CAN HAVE SEVEN FULL
HOURS OF DAYLIGHT TOMORROW

TO HAVE FUN.

WHOA.

THAT'S REALLY BAD.

HA HA HA! HEH HEH HEH.

NO. I'M AN ADULT. I'M NOT
GONNA BREAK THE RULES.

I HAVE NEVER MET
ANYONE LIKE YOU.

PATTY'S NOT A BIG DRINKER.

TOO MATURE FOR US.

BY A LOT.

OH, COME ON.

YOU MAKE ME SOUND SO
STUCK-UP OR SOMETHING.

FINE.

GIVE ME THAT...

HOOCH.

AW, HONEY.

YOU SAID HOOCH IN A SENTENCE.

OHH.

HEH HEH HEH!

HEY, THAT'S NOT SO BAD.

YES. WHOO!

CHEERS.

Danielle: HE WAS A GENIUS.

I HAD GOOSE BUMPS
JUST WATCHING HIM THINK.

MAYBE WE COULD FIND A PLACE THAT SELLS
HANDCUFFS BY THE SAME MANUFACTURER.

MAYBE THEY WOULD
USE THE SAME KEY.

WELL...

THERE'S THIS PLACE CALLED
THE PLEASURE CENTER

THAT MIGHT HAVE
THAT SORT OF STUFF.

Rayanne: OOH, CHERSKI.
PLEASURE CENTER?

I'VE PASSED BY IT. JEEZ.

WELL, FINE. SO
SOMEONE HAS TO GO.

HEY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE THE PLEASURE CENTER IS.

DON'T WORRY. I'LL SHOW YOU.

HA HA HA!

OH, NO. IT'S ALL GONE.

NO PROBLEMO. AAH.

OH! I LOVE YOU, CHERYL.

LET'S JUST BREAK
THIS PUPPY OPEN.

YES, SIR-REE.

HEH! HEY, HONEY, MAYBE
YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.

NO.

OH. YOU... HEH!

YOU THINK THAT I'M DRUNK.

MM-MMM.

OOPS. WHOO.

MAYDAY, MAYDAY.

PLAY IT COOL.

HOW ARE YOU ALL ENJOYING
THE DINNER THIS EVENING?

WELL, IT'S... IT'S

IT'S GREAT. HEH HEH. YUMMY. MMM.

ISN'T IT YUMMY?
OH, IT'S VERY, VERY...

YUMMY. GOD!

NO, I'M SORRY. IT'S REALLY
GOOD. IT'S PRETTY GOOD.

OH.

That means... HEH HEH HEH.

NO, I...

He hates it.

But I don't want you
to feel bad, Warren,

because, you see,
he's a food snob,

and he hates anything

that he doesn't
fix himself. You do.

PATTY...

NO! WARREN IS A VERY
SENSITIVE PERSON.

AND HE'S MY FRIEND,

AND WE SPEAK ALL THE TIME NOW.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,

WE SPEAKED TODAY WHEN
YOU LEFT ME HERE ALL ALONE.

RIGHT, WARREN?

UH...

WELL, WE PULLED THAT OFF. OK.

OOH, THAT WAS CLOSE.

YOU WOULD NOT
BELIEVE WHO WE RAN INTO

AROUND THE CORNER
FROM THE PLEASURE CENTER.

OHH, KYLE.

KYLE.

OH, GOD, THAT FEELS GOOD.

KYLE, NO.

I TOLD YOU. YOU HAVE TO GO.

YOU CAN'T COME IN.

UH, KYLE, NO.

DOWN.

WELL, CAN'T I JUST COME IN
TO, LIKE, USE THE BATHROOM?

OH.

HEY, WAKE UP. I GOT 'EM.

MMM,

KRAKOW, WE NEVER DID IT
WITH YOU ON TOP BEFORE.

HEY, CAN WE JUST KEEP
THIS PROFESSIONAL?

OH, BUT YOU'RE MY
KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR.

WAIT A SECOND.

THIS KEY'S TOO
BIG. IT WON'T FIT.

KRAKOW, YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT.

QUIT MOVING, WILL
YOU? NO! IT'S TOO BIG!

OH.

HEH. HI.

HEH. PHIL...

BRIAN KRAKOW HAS RAYANNE GRAFF

CHAINED TO A BED,

AND THEY'RE ALL WATCHING.

HEH HEH.

Rayanne: KRAKOW, STOP!

IT'S TOO BIG! IT WON'T FIT!

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

Patty: NO. WAIT A SECOND.

WAIT A SECOND. SO,
AFTER YOU BROKE UP WITH...

UH, KIR... KIRK. KIRRRRK.

WHY DIDN'T YOU GO BACK TO
THE ONE WITH THE FRECKLES?

I LIKE FRECKLES. OHH, OHH.

WELL, IT ALL WORKED
OUT FOR THE BEST

BECAUSE NEIL IS SO SWEET.

YOU ARE SO SWEET. OHH. YEAH.

WAIT A SECOND. 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,

NEIL HERE HAS GOT, LIKE, AN
OLD COMMITMENT PROBLEM.

YOU KNOW, I MEAN,

HE JUST DOESN'T WANT
TO STEP UP TO THE BAT.

HEY.

WHOA!

IT'S MR. "BED AND
BREAKFAST" MAN.

COULD I GET YOU
FOLKS ANYTHING ELSE?

UH, WE WERE JUST GOING
UP TO OUR ROOMS. ACTUALLY...

WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA...

FOR OUR OTHER PATRONS.

NO. WAIT A SECOND.

I WANT... AN ICE-CREAM SUNDAE.

OHH.

PATTY, UH, MAYBE WE
SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT.

ONE ICE-CREAM SUNDAE.

YES. MM-HMM.

YEAH, OK. WHAT WE NEED
TO LIGHTEN THIS SITUATION UP

IS AN AFTER-DINNER DRINK.

CHEERS. CHEERS.

DOWN THE HATCH, HONEY.

OH, NO. OH, BABY.

I SPILLED. BABY.

OHH. NO, WAIT A SECOND.

I KNOW.

SOMEBODY LOAN ME A SWEATER.

DID YOU GET THAT?
DID YOU GET IT?

NO. WAIT A SECOND.

THIS IS GOING TO STAIN.

OH, GOD.

I THINK I'D BETTER SOAK IT.

OH, PATTY! DON'T.

ALL RIGHT. THAT'S ENOUGH!

I'M SORRY,

BUT I HAVE TO ASK YOU
ALL TO GO TO YOUR ROOMS.

GO TO MY ROOM?

EXCUSE ME.

I AM AN ADULT.

UM, THAT IS A
JUDGMENT CALL, MA'AM.

NO, NO, NO. WHAT ABOUT
MY ICE CREAM, WARREN?

NOBODY IS GETTING
ANY ICE CREAM TONIGHT.

♪ ICE CREAM! ♪

♪ I WANT ICE CREAM ♪

OH, COME ON, WARREN,

HOW ABOUT ONE LITTLE SCOOP?

I THOUGHT WE WERE
FRIENDS, WARREN.

HEY. THIS ISN'T SO BAD.

THIS IS FUN.

I REALLY ADMIRE HER.

OHH. HEH.

WAIT. COME IN.

YOU'RE AWAKE?

I CAN'T SLEEP.

TOO BORED TO SLEEP.

SO, COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

I COULD FOR MONEY.

A GIRL AFTER MY VERY OWN HEART.

OK. HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.

YOU GO DOWN TO
THE LIQUOR CABINET,

YOU GET ME A BOTTLE...
ANYTHING BROWN.

I'LL GIVE YOU $1.00

NOPE.

$2.00.

IT'S WRONG TO DRINK.

YOU HAVE A REAL MISERABLE
SIDE TO YOU. YOU KNOW THAT?

MY PARENTS SAY
YOU'RE A BAD INFLUENCE.

I HEARD THEM TALKING
ABOUT THE THINGS YOU DO.

WHY DO YOU DO THEM?

I DON'T KNOW.

SEE...

OK. WHEN I LOOK AT MYSELF,

I SEE EVERYTHING IN, LIKE,
SLOW-MOTION AND I THINK,

"SOMETHING HAS TO HAPPEN."

ONLY IT NEVER DOES,

SO I HAVE TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

WOW.

THEY'RE BROWN.

THAT THEY ARE.

UHH.

GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE.

UH, BY THE WAY,

WE'VE BEEN ASKED TO LEAVE.

UHH.

OH...

OH. UM... GOOD MORNING.

I... I WOULD JUST LIKE
TO APOLOGIZE FOR, UH...

WHAT HAPPENED, UM... LAST NIGHT.

AND, UH, ALSO, CHERYL,
I'D... I'D LIKE TO SAY

THAT I THINK I... I DIDN'T
GIVE YOU A FAIR CHANCE.

TO DO WHAT?

UM... WHY DON'T THE FOUR OF US

GET TOGETHER WHEN WE GET BACK?

YOU KNOW, UM, GO OUT.

ACTUALLY, CHERYL
AND I DECIDED TO

KEEP THINGS CASUAL FOR NOW.

OH.

WE DIDN'T DECIDE

"TO KEEP THINGS CASUAL."

WE BROKE UP. YOU DON'T
WANT TO SEE ME ANYMORE.

I GOT OUT OF THE
SHOWER THIS MORNING,

AND NEIL WAS ON THE
PHONE WITH MARLA.

I GUESS IT WAS PARTLY MY FAULT.

I TAKE REALLY SHORT SHOWERS.

I'M REALLY HAVING
SECOND THOUGHTS

ABOUT YOU TAKING
APART MY PARENTS' BED.

JUST DO IT.

I TOLD YOU, THAT'S
THE BEAUTY PART.

I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE
APART THE WHOLE BED,

JUST THE HEADBOARD.

AAH! OHH.

Woman: OK, I'LL GET IT.

LOOK, WHY DON'T I JUST SAY...

OH, GOD,

HOW DO I PUT THIS?

I ACTED TOTALLY LIKE AN IDIOT,

I MADE A FOOL OF MYSELF.

BUT YOU STILL SHOULDN'T
HAVE LEFT ME ALONE ALL DAY

WHILE YOU WERE ON
YOUR LIQUOR HUNT.

HONEY, I HAD NO IDEA
IT WOULD TAKE SO LONG.

AND ANYWAY, IT SEEMED
TO MATTER TO THEM.

WHAT ABOUT WHAT MATTERS TO ME?

I MEAN, THERE I
AM... I-I-I'M WAITING

AND I'M WAITING AND I'M WORRYING

AND I'M FEELING LIKE THE
MINUTES ARE TICKING BY.

AND THEN YOU TELL
ME THAT YOU'RE LATE

BECAUSE YOU HAD TO
LOOK UNDER HER HOOD!

WAIT A MINUTE. W-WHAT
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE?

YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY

I THINK IT WAS REALLY FUN.

I THINK WE SHOULD ALL
DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME...

I MEAN, ONLY WITHOUT NEIL.

Brian: O.K. ON THREE.

1... 2... 3.

YES!

I'M FREE!

KRAKOW, YOU'RE A GENIUS.

OK. I'M OUTTA HERE.

YOU'RE LEAVING?

AHH. I CAN STILL MAKE
SOMETHING OUT OF THIS WEEKEND.

DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE NOW.

HEY. HA! COME ON. HANDS OFF.

MY PARENTS WILL
NEVER TRUST ME AGAIN.

COME ON. NOW YOU'RE
CROSSING THE LINE, GIRLFRIEND.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
YOU'RE LIKE THIS CURSE

THAT'S JUST DESTROYING MY LIFE.

YOU CAN'T JUST WALK
OUT AND EXPECT US

TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOU. HELLO?

YOU'RE LIKE THIS LIVING,
BREATHING A BAD LUCK OMEN.

DON'T MINCE WORDS!
TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL.

OK.

Angela: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

HEY. HEY! RAYANNE,
JUST DON'T TALK.

HEY!

MOM'S GOING TO BE
HOME IN 20 MINUTES!

I CAN'T GET IT IN. HOLD ON.

ROOKIE.

UHH! OH!

LOWER. LOWER.

GOOD.

HIGHER. HIGHER.

OK.

OW! OW!

OH. FINGER. FINGER.

HELLO?

Man on TV: IN THE BOAT.
BOY, IT'S A NICE ONE.

BOB HAMILTON JR. HAS JUST CAUGHT

HIS FIRST FISH OF THE MORNING...

All: HI.

UHH... HI.

OH. UH, RAYANNE CAME OVER.

GREAT.

AND I DID. ME, TOO.

HI. HEY.

GEE.

AHEM.

SORRY.

Man on TV: THROUGH THE
UNDERWATER BRUSH, AND, UH...

WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING UP HERE?

OH, WE WERE JUST...

UM...

Patty: I WOULD REALLY PREFER IT

IF YOU ALL WOULDN'T
WATCH TV IN MY ROOM.

YOU'RE REALLY RIGHT.
I'M REALLY SORRY.

WE WERE ONLY UP
HERE BECAUSE... ANGELA.

SO, HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?

NOTHING SPECIAL.

UH, YOURS?

JUST... THE USUAL.

ANGELA!

WHAT, DANIELLE?

WHAT IS IT? UH...

I... I REALLY MISSED YOU.

OH! OH...

DANIELLE,

SWEETHEART.

I REALLY MISSED YOU, TOO.

OHH.

Man on TV: BOY, YOU JUST CAN'T
BE TOO CAREFUL WITH A CRANKBAIT.

WHEW.

WELL, WE'LL JUST
GET OUT OF YOUR WAY.

BYE, ANGELA.

BYE, EVERYONE.

BYE. SEE YA.

WHAT A WEIRD WEEKEND.

I KNOW.

AND WE NEVER
EVEN HAD A CHANCE...

TO RECONNECT.

Man on TV: THAT'S A BETTER FISH.

AND THERE AGAIN, I'M... I'M SURE
RICHIE'S GOT A COLD WITH THIS BIG...

OW. OW.

Man on TV: CHAMP PAUL ELIAS
STICKS UP TO A ROLAND MARTIN BASS.

AND THE FOOTRACE IS ON...

OH, MY GOD.

CAMILLE NEVER PICKED THEM UP.

Man on TV: PROBABLY THE
NEXT THING ON THE MARKET

WILL BE PAUL ELIAS
FISH-BITING SNEAKERS.

Graham: UH, PATTY,
WAIT A SECOND.

WHERE'S THE KEY?

Patty: OH, MY GOD.

THANKS.

BE GOOD.

UM, CAN I TALK TO RAYANNE
FOR A MINUTE ALONE?

LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO GET
INTO ANY BIG DISCUSSION

OR ANYTHING.

OH, NEITHER DO I.

OH.

THEN WHY'D YOU ASK ME TO STAY?

FOR THE KEY.

I KNEW YOU COULDN'T RESIST.

PARTY POOPER.

WEEKEND FROM HELL.

Danielle: THAT WAS THE BEST
WEEKEND OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.

BY THE WAY...

THANKS.

SO, WHAT ARE WE
DOING NEXT WEEKEND?

DANIELLE, WE ARE
NOT DOING ANYTHING.

WE COULD SEE WHAT BRIAN'S DOING.

DANIELLE.

I KIND OF LIKE BRIAN.

DANIELLE.

Patty: OH, MY GOD.

GRAHAM, COME ON.
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

I'M SORRY.

WELL, COME ON, YOU KNOW,
IT'S A LITTLE FUNNY. TSK. OH.

OK, OK, OK, OK.

I'M LOOKING.

I'M LOOKING. I'M LOOKING.

GOSH, HONEY, I... I
JUST DON'T SEE A KEY.

OH, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

IT'S GOT TO BE
THERE. I JUST HAD IT.

DID YOU CHECK
BEHIND THE DRESSER?

GRAHAM.

GRAHAM?

WAIT A SEC.

OH, GRAHAM, WILL YOU
FORGET THAT FISHING STUFF?

Man on TV: THIS IS EXCITING
WHEN YOU CATCH 'EM LIKE THIS,

ONE AFTER THE OTHER.

IT CAN'T HELP BUT BE EXCITING...

WHOA.

WILL YOU LOOK AT
THE SIZE OF THAT BABY.

THAT'S A KEEPER.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

SEE YOU FRY THAT UP. UHH.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

OHH. OH, OH, HEY.

YOU KNOW... YOU
KNOW WHAT WE NEED?

UM, WIRE SHEARS.

WAIT. WAIT. DON'T...
DON'T LEAVE YET.

NO, I TELL YOU, THE TYPE OF GUY
WHO HAS A PAIR OF WIRE SHEARS...

BOB KRAKOW.

I'LL ASK BOB KRAKOW IF I
CAN BORROW HIS WIRE SHEARS.

GRAHAM... GRAHAM, NO.

WAIT! DON'T LEAVE
YET. YOU'LL BE FINE.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
CAN... CAN YOU JUST SEE...

WHAT ELSE IS ON?

CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.

Man on TV: BACK IN A LITTLE
BAY RIGHT OFF THE MAIN LAKE.

THEN HE DOESN'T SEEM
TO BE CONCENTRATING

ON ANY PARTICULAR
PART OF THE BOAT DOCK.

HE'S JUST TRYING TO
SATURATE THE WHOLE DOCK

WITH THE JIG... UH,
VERY NICE TO THE DOCK.

HE MADE A COMMENT EARLIER TO US

THAT MOST OF HIS
STRIKES YESTERDAY

CAME AFTER 10:00

WHEN THE BASS WERE BEGINNING

TO RELATE TO THE
COVER A LOT BETTER.

♪ AND DANCE BY THE
LIGHT OF THE MOON ♪