My Mister (2018): Season 1, Episode 2 - Survive - full transcript

Ji An uses the bribe money to pay off the loan shark. Dong Hoon is in a lot of trouble at work.

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[My Mister]

[Episode 2]

[Yeongkwang Loans]

[Yeongkwang Loans]

34, 35, 36.

Exactly 18 million.

You know that I give 10 percent discounts
for payments made in cash, right?

10 percent means...

that you have 1.8 million left, okay?

Where did the tea go?



Why is it never around
when I need it?

Where are you?

She must really
not want to see you anymore.

since she came to see me
first thing in the morning.

She brought it in all cash.
Should I accept it or not?

How much is it?

18 million.

Accept it for now.
It's stolen money.

Accept it, then report it as
stolen money and send her to jail.

Increase the interest rate
like crazy while she's in jail.

Then that bitch
will be done for.

Keep her there.
I'll be right there.

Kwang Il told me to accept it.

Here's two million more.



Oh.

- My receipt.
- Whoa.

Why are you in such a hurry?

Have some coffee before you go, since
I won't be seeing you around anymore.

Coffee is nice.

Damn it!

Why, you little bitch...

I want to end things here
with just the money

but I don't think Kwang Il
feels the same way.

I think his ultimate goal
is to put you in jail

so there's no way that he'd
miss this opportunity!

[Park Dong Hoon]

Park Dong Hoon?
It'll be easy to find the owner.

What, are you going to beat me up?

Which one would you like, huh?

All right, then. Let's get
assault charges added on, too.

All right?

[Yeongkwang Loans]

Don't go too far. Let's not give
the detectives the runaround.

Where did she go?

You didn't see her?
She just left.

Over there.

What the hell was that?

Damn it!

Damn it!

Mister!
Come here, Mister.

Mister!
Mister!

Hey, you should apologize
if you caused an accident

not call your insurance company!

Is that what the folks at
the insurance company taught you?

Hey!

I said get over here!

What are you going
to do about this, huh?

Damn it!

Bring my grandma
to your house.

Right now.

Damn it!

Hey!

Get up.

- I'm up.
- Put your shoes on.

They're on.

Hurry up and go.

What did you say?

Why are you making excuses?
There was nobody here but you!

So, what are you going
to do about this, Mister?

What are you going
to do about this, huh?

You're dead.
Get over here!

You have to take responsibility. What
are you going to do about this, huh?

Don't play dumb!
I saw it all!

I said, what are you going
to do about this, huh?

Manager Park.

Please come with us for a bit.

Let's go.

Um, there's something
I need to do first.

Just come with us now.

Wait.

This way.

What's going on?

Wait.
Ms. Lee Ji An!

Ms. Lee Ji An!

Ms. Lee Ji An!

So they came by,
and took him...

Just a moment, please.

- What the...
- What's going on?

- Hey!
- What are you doing?

Whoa, there!

- Hey, hey!
- Let go!

- Please move.
- Be careful with that!

What are you doing?
He's not even here!

These are just documents
that are related to work.

- Move.
- Not that, please!

Not that! Wait, why
are you taking this?

Excuse me, why are you taking that?

Excuse me!

You may not make phone calls.

Please give me your cell phone.

- Wait, let me make just one call.
- Hang up.

Who did you call?

My wife.

She's an attorney, so...

I see.

Yes, please clean all of this up.

What's going on?

I told you, I don't know, either.

Geez, this is driving me crazy.

Which company was it from?

Who sent you this?

Manager Park.

I'm curious about that, too.

I'm curious about who did this to me.

How much was it?

I heard that it was 50 million in cash.

Where is it now?

Uh...

I need to step out for a bit.

- Sit down.
- I need to ask someone something--

Take a seat!

Take a seat.

The guy who wanted
to send you to jail

will find out where
you work, in the end...

and he'll find Park Dong Hoon, too.

Well, it'll be a relief if he
finds Park Dong Hoon.

If he makes a mistake...

and finds Park Dong Woon instead...

you're done for.

Put it in.

Excuse me.

- Yes?
- Um...

I found this in the trash.

He left work around 7 p.m.

and came back around 11:40 p.m.

Then, he looked in the security room...

Why is he acting like that?

And then, he just leaves again.

And what's this about a blackout?

They said they think they mishandled
something while checking the elevator.

So, there's no way for us
to know who sent this?

Not yet.

Check to see if the delivery guy
from yesterday signed in.

He did!

The delivery man who was
here yesterday around 4 p.m.

Tell me the contact information
he wrote in the visitor's log.

Yeah.

Okay.

Ask him who asked him
to deliver that.

If he gives us the runaround,
tell him we'll call the police.

This number does not exist.

Please check the number
and try again.

The number... does not exist.

So, they put a lot of work into
planning and executing this.

Do you think it was the sender
who was trying to keep this a secret

or the recipient?

Maybe both?

Because neither the sender nor
recipient can get caught.

You think he requested the money himself,
or someone else forced it on him?

What about the anonymous tipster?

Excuse me.

Here.

The cleaning department said
they found this in the trash.

What is it?

Take a look.

[Here's 50 million won.
Please take care of the matter for us.]

In this case, someone was trying
to get him to take the bribe, right?

Until we find out who sent this,
and catch them

keep it a secret that we have this.

Let me see the email.

If you just tell me
where the money is...

Please get up, Manager Park.

Let's go.

Sir?

What's going on, Manager Park?

Are you all right?

Manager Park.

Look at me.

Please leave.

Look at me.

Look at me.

My cell phone.

We will return it to you when
our investigation is finished.

Please give me your key card.

Dong Hoon.

You have to keep your job
for a long time, no matter what.

The moment that you're fired...

you'll become just like me.

If someone sent it to me,
it should've had a return address.

But there wasn't one.

It was strange.
It was, but...

I was targeted.

I'm sure of it.

Someone wanted me gone,
and orchestrated all of this.

But who would do this, and why?

I definitely...

I definitely
put it in my drawer.

I need it back if I'm
going to defend myself.

There is one person I'm suspicious of.

Have you eaten?

Look into this for me.

Hire someone and do it inconspicuously.

There's no way to do that without
your company finding out.

Just sit tight for now.

And don't make any rash moves.

I'm sure that things will be fine.

But the... problem is...

I don't have that money.
The 50 million.

This caller has turned off their phone.
Leave a message after the tone.

What happened?
Did you do this to Dong Hoon?

This wasn't my intention.

Why are you doing this?

Why are you being so reckless?

Don't you know that you're putting
yourself in danger too, by doing this?

Dong Hoon is totally
freaking out right now.

He doesn't know who sent
him this, or why--

Let's talk later.
I have a meeting to go to.

There's nothing more
to investigate!

It's clearly shown on the footage
that he accepted the money!

Well, we don't know who sent it yet.

He still hasn't told us?

Why would he, when he may get fired?

The apartments that Manager Park
inspected not long ago

had their second round
of inspections recently.

So, if we just look at this situation...

Are you implying that he
gave them a D on purpose?

It may not have been on purpose,
but it was still a D!

Those people don't know that

so they sent it thinking that he'd give
them a good rating if they bribed him.

How did this not occur to you? Come on!

It'd be easy for them to get that info
if they roughed up the union rep.

Why, you...

You have to think about
the company's image!

If word about this gets out,
our company will be done for!

Are you going to take
responsibility if that happens?

It said in the email that
I was the one who got the bribe.

It didn't say Park Dong Hoon.
It said Park Dong Woon.

Aren't those two names
easy to mix up?

I mean, I get that they could have
mistaken "Hoon" for "Woon."

But how do you explain the fact that
it said "Director" instead of "Manager?"

In the email that reported this,
it clearly said

Director Park Dong Woon.

I'll look into every company that can
afford to part with 50 million won.

And when I find out who it is...

we'll find out if they meant
to send it to Park Dong Hoon

or me, Park Dong Woon.

All right, that's enough.

- Let's go eat.
- Yes, Sir.

If things go well

we may be able to get both
Do Joon Young and Director Yoon fired.

Make sure you investigate this fully.

Yes, Sir.

What about the company
that issued the bribe?

Can we trust them?

You don't need to worry
about that, Sir.

They definitely won't tell on us.
I can assure you that.

I'll contact Manager Park, and make
him submit a letter of resignation.

If he leaves of his own accord,
they won't investigate this further.

Don't worry, Sir.

I apologize.

Please trust me
just this once.

Are you sure?
They might say something else later.

There aren't any other buildings around
here that are only three stories tall

and yet are that tall!

No, that makes no sense.
You're completely wrong.

Man, this is driving me crazy.

The Chinese food place here
is really good.

That place isn't
all that good, though.

Really?

You sure do eat a lot.

- She's just like a fox in some ways.
- No, she isn't!

The train to Dangmu is approaching.
The train to Dangmu is approaching.

For your safety, please allow passengers
to disembark before boarding the train.

Connections are available
to other trains at this station.

Please be careful
getting on and off the train.

Please be careful.

Get off at the next station.
We need to talk.

I said, get off.

Why?

Where's that money?

It was you, right?

I said, where is it?

I threw it away.

Where?

In the garbage can.

This stop is Bukchon. Bukchon.
The doors will open on your right.

At any rate, get off.

Let go.

Get off.

I said no.

I said, get off.

Let's get off, and talk!

Come on.

- I said, come out!
- I said no!

I said, come out!

She said no!

Yes, Mom, it's me.

Is Ki Hoon home?

Pick up the phone.

Who is it?

Dong Hoon.

Geez.

Goodness.

Why didn't he just
call my cell phone?

Ugh.
What?

Hey, you said that you have
a friend who's a cop, right?

Yeah, why?

Why?

Can they find
lost money?

Of course.
Who lost it?

Me.

How much?

50 million.

How the hell did you do that?

Damn it!

What?
What happened?

- Ugh, damn it!
- What's going on?

Geez!

- Hey.
- Move!

- Hello?
- Damn it!

- What did you--
- Damn it!

Where is he going?

Dong Hoon doesn't
have his cell phone.

He said he's at Bukchon Station.

Huh?

Ugh.

Are you sure?

Are you sure
that she took it?

It's just an assumption,
but I'm 100 percent sure.

What's that girl's
phone number?

Ugh, I'm not 100 percent sure.

But I'm sure of it.

Answer the damn question!

I mean, if she took the money and
ran, she shouldn't have come to work.

But she did.

I mean, I would have too,
if I were her.

If you don't show, that means
that you're definitely the culprit.

So, what's that girl's
phone number?

It's in my cell phone. Damn.

You can call any of your
coworkers and ask them!

How would I know
my coworkers' phone numbers?

How is it that you haven't memorized
even a single one of their numbers?

Have you, then, you bastard?

You don't even know
Mom's, damn it.

Hey, so, um...

you can just call the office, can't you?

Who would still be
at the office at this hour?

Ugh, damn it!

Are you senile?

Why are you doing things
that are so unlike you?

Are you tired of being
an upstanding citizen?

Ugh!

We said that you had to hang in there for
a long time, and not end up like Big Bro

and make sure that it's not completely
empty at Mom's funeral!

That was just two days ago!

Why do you think I took it, huh?

You two are so damn old, and yet you were
stealing someone else's wedding money.

Ugh.

It's okay.

Okay?

Well, yeah. 50 million won is
a lot of money to lose, sure.

But we'll be okay
even without that money

and also, I'll produce
results somehow, so--

You think we're mad right now

because we lost out
on that money? You idiot.

We have to return it if we're
going to keep him from getting fired!

Are you that stupid?

Way to go, you
piece of trash!

Now you've even ruined
your younger brothers' lives!

Damn it, I'm so sick of my siblings!

Then don't be our brother
anymore, you bastard!

Nobody's begging you to be our brother!

How am I supposed to stop, unless I die?

- Fine, then. Die.
- Ugh!

- Die today, you bastard.
- Ugh!

Stop it!

Die.

Die!

I said, stop it!

You're going to trip
and get hurt again.

Ugh, damn it!

Are you okay?

- Yeah?
- Yeah, it's me.

- Did you look into it?
- Yeah, I did.

And there's only one Lee Ji An
living in Ganak-gu.

All right, give me her address.

But the thing is,
she's three years old!

Are you saying that
a three-year-old stole it?

Are you kidding me?

Is this funny to you?

Oh, of course not.

Search for every Lee Ji An
who lives in Seoul.

I'm busy, man!
I can't even go home--

Just look it up for me,
you bastard!

You should go.

The last train just left. Go home.

Let's go to the police station right now.

Go, and report this.

And say what?

That I lost bribe money?

You can just leave out
the fact that it was a bribe.

Where have you been?

Oh.

Get over here!
Get over here!

Um, yes, Sir.

How long has it been
since I ordered snacks?

Um, I apologize.
They'll be right out.

Why, I ought to...

I apologize.

- Are you really sorry?
- Yes.

- My snacks better be right out.
- Yes, Sir.

I get really temperamental
when my blood sugar is low.

I couldn't even eat.
I was waiting for you.

Who do they think they are?

Why did they have to
take your phone, too?

Come closer.

Come here.

Here.

Where have you been?

Have you eaten?

Drink up.

Excuse me.

What took you so long?

I apologize, Sir.

I know that you're not
the type to accept bribes.

Everyone else doubts you,
but I believe you.

I...

brought you over to my team
because I know you're talented.

I'm sure that it was
tough for you, too

that your junior
from college became your CEO.

I know that.

You think that you were the only one
who had trouble accepting that?

It definitely was uncomfortable for
the CEO to be above you in rank, too.

But still, the CEO
cares a lot about you.

Since things have come to this

you should just quit
of your own accord.

I'll find you another great job.

Don't put up a fuss, and just write
your letter of resignation.

Let's put an end to this, okay?

There's no need to make this
situation bigger than it is.

This is a real headache for me, too.

Why do you toy with
people like that?

I told you, I'll divorce him.

Even if you two get divorced,
working at the same company

will make me a guy who is dating
his subordinate's wife.

What if Senior Dong Hoon finds out
about us, and wants to retaliate?

Get divorced from Senior Dong Hoon
after he's fired from the company.

That's the proper order to do things.

Not only is he getting divorced,
but he's getting fired.

That's just too cruel.

Is there any other way?

We're becoming bad people.

Where do you live?

Someone I know
is a detective

but there's no Lee Ji An
living in Ganak-gu.

I definitely saw you
in my neighborhood.

Where do you live, huh?

I'm going to do everything I can, since
it looks like I'm going to be fired.

I'll tell them that I left it in
my desk drawer, but I lost it.

But that there's someone
I have doubts about.

And I'll ask them to check
the CCTV footage.

You won't even be able to use it,
since it's stolen!

You know that?

So it'd be best if you just hand it over
before you're caught, all right?

And it'll be hard for you to
get a job if you have priors.

Excuse me. I'm an employee,
but I forgot my key card.

Please check in
at the front desk.

I'm an employee, but I'm
being investigated right now

so my key card is upstairs.

I'd like to check
if it's okay.

Yes, you're clear.

Please go inside.

It seemed to me that he didn't
know where the money was.

Did you take it,
by any chance?

Just let it be.

You might end up getting
fired instead of him.

I bet that they'll just pretend
that he took that money.

Maybe Manager Park did something
to annoy one of the higher-ups.

So, there's no way at all
to figure out who sent that email?

Let's chat for a bit.

I'll talk to you later.

He said that he took it?

I pushed him a little,
and he confessed everything.

I'm sure that it was hard on
Manager Park, too.

He ended up having to bow to
one of his juniors from college

and was demoted to
the Safety Inspection Team.

I'm sure he was quite dissatisfied.

What about the money?

What did he say that he did
with the 50 million won?

If you were him

you think you'd give up the money,
when you're about to be fired?

I'm sure he'll just take it, and leave.

Stay here for a bit.

Sure.

The 50 million.

The cleaning crew gave it to us, and
told us they found it in the trash.

Park Dong Hoon
threw it away.

He'd need to know who sent it
in order to send it back

but he didn't know.

I'm sure he just threw it out since he
got scared that we started investigating.

They found it in the trash on
the morning after it was delivered

so that means he threw it out
on the day he got it.

Wait, why are you so desperate
to get Park Dong Hoon fired?

I'm sure that you're
not acting alone in this.

Why is Do Joon Young doing this?

"Do Joon Young?"

Watch your words!

We call the president by his name

and yet I can't even call a punk
who is younger than me by name?

Why, you...

I'm sure that this isn't
just about the re-election.

The chairman, who doesn't
have any children

is hurt, and has been
frequenting the hospital

so he's trying to get the chairman's
share to become the main shareholder.

But there are a lot of people
in his way, aren't there?

And so, he was planning to take out
his enemies, one by one.

But things didn't go according to plan
because of some stupid company.

It seems like you two are
planning to fire Park Dong Hoon

and let all of this blow over.

But that won't happen.

So, why did you side with him?

What? Did Do Joon Young tell you that
he'd make you CEO when he's chairman?

And did Executive Director Wang
tell you that he'd make you CEO

if he becomes chairman?

And one more thing.

He'll make me next in line.

No matter how nice
a person is...

there's one thing that
nobody can forgive.

Seeing someone who should be
below you getting ahead of you.

That'll really piss someone off.

So much that you
can't even sleep.

We're going to get rid
of all of the people

who don't know their
place, and cut in line.

I'll be sure to tell the CEO
that you said this.

Yeah, please do.

And that applies to you, too.

Damn it!

I'll pay.

Thanks.

Thank you for the 10,000 won.

What brings you here,
without any notice?

The coffee at the hospital
isn't as good as this.

I was out on a walk,
and decided to drop by.

Why did you come down?

I was only here
to get coffee.

He threw it away?

Yes, he threw it away.

He really threw 50 million won away?

Yes.

What an upstanding person.

Then he didn't accept it.
Why are we even considering firing him?

This is the first time that I'm hearing
about him having thrown it out.

We'll find out
who sent this money

and give them a stern
talking-to.

They caused a nice person
so much grief.

What did you say
his name was?

Manager Park Dong Hoon.

He was recently transferred
to the Safety Inspection Team.

Park Dong Hoon.

Oh, I know him!
I know him!

He has kind of a pitiful look about him.

Tell him that I'd like to
buy him a meal sometime.

Yes, Sir.

Are you feeling any discomfort?

Every part of my body is in pain.

Be sure to have fun
while you're young!

Please call me if you get bored, Sir.

I have a prior engagement.

Yes, please go ahead.

Let's talk in my office.

All right.

This way, Sir.

Hello?

Yes.

Yes.

All right.
Goodbye.

I heard that the 50 million
was found in the trash.

You must have met with Director Yoon.

I heard it from
Executive Director Wang.

The chairman told us to
pretend as if this didn't happen.

I understand.

Let's spare Manager Park Dong Hoon

and I'll only search for
the company that sent the money.

Go ahead.

When your secretaries go home for
the day, order me to buy you a sandwich.

It'll be hard for me to return this to
you now since many people are watching.

Don't call my other phone.

And don't pick up calls from it.

Why not?

Just don't, for now.
Don't send texts either.

What happened?

I'll tell you later.

I'm going to tell them.

It's true that I accepted that money.

But I wasn't the one who kept it.

I know.

The cleaning crew took it.

Why did you throw it out, punk?

You could've taken it to the Inspection
Team and told them you received this.

You're lucky that it was
a nice cleaning person.

What if he had just
taken it for himself?

You threw away 50 million without even
worrying about the repercussions?

The chairman took care of everything.

And we're going to act as if
you never got this.

Why didn't you just tell us
that you threw it away?

Who'd... believe that?

Why, you...

It's because you're like this that people
like Director Yoon look down on you.

And I'm sure...

that Director Yoon was
behind this, too.

Just give me one guess.

Just one company that is
subject to Director Yoon's whims.

I threw it away.

In the garbage.

Get off now.

- Let go.
- I said, get off.

- Come out!
- I said no!

[Ki Hoon]

Yeah?

I found Lee Ji An!

She was born in '98, right?

She doesn't live in Ganak-gu.
She lives in Dobong-gu.

So, her--

I found the money.

What?

I said, I found it.

Where?

He said he found it?

Damn it, you misplaced it, didn't you?

Damn it, Park Dong Hoon! Hey!

Hey!

Wow, he hung up on me!

- Damn it, I'm going to go crazy!
- Wow!

Damn it!
Ugh!

He said it fell through the cracks
in his drawer, right?

He always does this!

How does he have a job,
when he's so careless?

- Ugh, he's so careless!
- Damn it!

Ugh!

Damn it!

Damned bastard!

You want to ruin your
younger brother's perfectly good life?

Get the hell out, bastard!
Get out!

Ow!
Ow!

Stop it, already! Geez!

Sheesh.

See? I'm right, right? I knew it.

You really threw away 50 million?

Wow!

Wow, look at his form.
It's so arrogant.

He's like, "Yeah, I
threw away 50 million."

[Official Announcement
Regarding Factory Reconstruction]

[Wife]

[Wife]

[Wife]

[Recent Calls]

[Recent Calls]

Yeah.

It's been taken care of.

I'll call you later.

Okay.

We'll be heading home now, Sir.

Will you be heading home late?

Yes.

I was...

thinking about buying you a meal.

I'm not hungry.

Then, how about
something to drink?

Like coffee, or something?

What is it?

Do you want me to
get you a sandwich?

It's in my pocket, so I can
just hand it to you.

But there are CCTV cameras around.

But if you want me to just
hand it over, I will.

Go and get me some coffee.

Money.

Let's make it a sandwich

since I haven't eaten yet.

Enjoy.

Thank you, goodbye!

I haven't seen you around.

What do you do here?

I work here.

What kind of work?

I send letters and
take care of receipts.

I do whatever people tell me to do.

Are you a temp?

Yes.

What kind of jobs have you had?

You have nimble hands.

This and that.

Anything that makes me money.

I was wondering why you were so
desperate to fire a manager...

but I figured it out,
after seeing the phone number.

That number...

came up as "Wife" on
Manager Park's phone.

She's my classmate from
college, and she's an attorney.

I called her because
I needed her advice.

Sure, let's go with that.

But...

why are you dating
a middle-aged woman?

Is she pretty?

But still, she's middle-aged.

So you really are
dating her, huh?

Wait.

Let's talk for a bit.

Oh, what a relief.

I thought that you might send
someone after me to kill me.

Wow, what a strange sight.

I feel like it's such a waste when I see
even 10,000 won in the trash.

And yet, it was 50 million.

Damn that crazy girl!
50 million?

Wow!

If you get caught
accepting a bribe

do you take it and get fired

or do you give it up
before you get fired?

Did you take it or give it up
before you were fired, Big Bro?

Well...

I pocketed that cash.

That girl likes you, Big Bro.

What kind of craziness is that?

She didn't steal it so that
she could keep it.

She stole it to save you,
then threw it away.

Right?

She must really love and
respect her manager.

Geez, you two are
out of your minds.

She likes you, Big Bro!

Just admit it!

Is she pretty?

She's young, man!
She's only a kid!

Is her body young?

This guy is just way too uptight.

Ugh, seriously!

Hey, be honest with me.
You flirt a bit at work, don't you?

What are you saying? Just eat.

Why do you always do
this on the street? Ugh.

Big Bro said that he's leaving next week.

And I think I may be working
on a movie soon.

If you get another bribe,
don't ponder over it too much.

But you can ponder over it
if it's 30 million won.

What can you do
when your heart is racing?

If it's 30 million,
don't hand it in.

And also, that girl.
Lee Ji An?

Keep your distance from her.

Young girls are reckless.

I'm fine with young girls.

Since, you know, I'm even
more careless than they are.

Geez, you're crazy.

But you, Big Bro...

Whoo!

Geez, you scared me.

If you're corrupted at all,
then you'll die.

Okay?

It won't come out.

It won't come out.

Damn it.

Hey, Mister Manager.

Do you...

like Ms. Lee?

- Do you like her?
- Why are you being like this?

Let go of me!
Let go!

Stop it!

Why?

- Why not me?
- Stop it.

Okay?
I said stop.

Buy me a meal, will you?

This is Lee Ji An.

The safety gates are opening.

The safety gates are closing.

What do you want to eat?

Something expensive.

I'm not a blackmailer.

I'll work for you
if you pay me.

What kind of work?

The work that Director Yoon was doing.

I'll get both Director Park
and Manager Park...

fired for you.

You saw how quickly I chose sides,
and how quick-witted I am.

Wouldn't I be better
than Director Yoon?

How can I trust you?

Why would you trust me?
That's lame.

I'll just do it, is all.

What do you want in return?

Pay me 10 million won...

per person.

Thanks.

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[My Mister]

I'd like you to keep it a secret
that you threw away that 50 million.

Buy me dinner for a month.

My little brother, whom I love.

I envy you most
in this entire world.

Who knew that he'd
still be eating

all three meals at home
when he's not even 50 yet?

It won't be difficult to find a company
credit card that used 50 million.

Prepare the 10 million won.

It'll be difficult for even
the chairman to endure this.

Adults just tend to ask kids
these sorts of things.

Why would you
ask something like that?

That kind of question is rude.