My Babysitter's a Vampire (2011–2012): Season 2, Episode 4 - Flushed - full transcript
This episode starts with Ethan singing in his shower, when the water cuts off. During one of his classes the next day, the faucet won't work, and while trying to figure out the problem, he spots a green, scaly thing in the ripped-in-half pipe. After coming across "it", Ethan and friends find out its history: the school was doing a "locker raid" and Benny had a potion he needed to get rid off, but before he could flush it, Rory rushes in, putting something in: baby alligators. Benny flushes them both done, and its at that moment that they realized the gators must have grown, mutated by Benny's potion. They see it captured on TV and thinks the problem is solved until Erica drops by with bad news: the one that attacked her was bigger. Another gator to deal with. Will they be able to find it and stop it before its too late?
ANNOUNCER: The shark truly is
nature's underwater chainsaw.
OOOOOOOH!
THAT WAS SICK!
Ah!
That was disgusting.
What?
And so boring.
I thought this was
a pool party.
Come on!
Last one in's a rotten egg!
Tad?
Are you coming?
Cool.
Um-
I'm making nachos.
...rows of razor-sharp
teeth make the shark...
Ew!
Scary!
[splash]
I knew you'd change your mind.
[splashing]
Tad.
You can't scare me.
Sharks don't live in pools.
Let's see a shark
eat THIS many nachos!
Am I right?
Seriously Tad, cut it out.
If you find carnivorous
terror machines...
Hey, Heather.
You gotta get in
on these nachos.
Heather?
* She's the girl next door.
* Nice, but not
in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
* What you get is what you see
* No more maybe
it's may believe *
* She can give you
everything you need *
* She's the girl next door.
* Nice, but not
in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
[*]
* I am so clean,
do you know what I mean? *
* My friends are kinda freaky
[water flow stops]
* that doesn't bother me.
Hey!
What happened to the water?
Hey?
Dad?
DAAAAAD!
[laughter]
This won't help
our reputations.
Nice look guys!
Yeah, yeah.
The shower cut out right
before we could rinse.
Our whole street
lost water pressure.
You were both in the shower
at the same time?
DIFFERENT showers, Rory.
DIFFERENT.
Well, actually I was
in the middle
of this deep
conditioning treatment.
People aren't just BORN with
hair this thick and shiny,
all right?
Hey, s'up, hottie?
There is no one at this school
who's got it worse than us.
HEY BABY FRESHMEN-
it's naptime!
[clearing throat]
That was pathetic!
Wake up!
Nice jacket.
NAP TIME!
Thanks!
I picked it up last
night at dinner.
Oh relax, I didn't drain her!
You're such a square.
Excuse me, your highness.
Can I please go
to the bathroom?
Sure.
That's what the diaper's for.
Huh?
Hey derfnerders!
Did I say you could get up?
One hundred jumping jacks!
Of course you can go.
Oh, thank you!
You could be
a LITTLE easier on them.
Arms higher!
Please.
Our seniors did it to us and
one day these little noobs
will abuse their freshmen.
It's the circle of life.
I just think you
could be a little bit-
[sound of breaking wind]
Was that a-
Sh! Yes, it was!
I've been volunteering
at the blood bank.
It's like an
all-you-can-drink buffet.
What?
How much did you drink?
I don't know ...
like, six pints?
SIX?
Sarah!
Anything more than
a pint every few days
can make you nauseous and-
[sound of breaking wind]
Disgusting!
Wow!
That one had some bass in it.
OMG, this is so humiliating!
Disgusting!
What are you looking at?
NAPTIME!
Good babies!
[chuckles]
Noodles.
Cheap, easy noodles.
Learning to boil
noodles is good
because some of you will be
living alone for a long time.
Dude, this looks impossible!
I knew home ec
was a bad idea!
Benny.
Calm yourself.
We just need water.
[rattling pipes]
See?
We're gonna fail noodles!
Sorry!
It's an emergency!
[gurgling]
[groaning]
[groaning]
[clanging, rattling]
[screaming]
Kate?
Are you okay in there?
Help me!
Somebody help me!
Okay!
I'll try and find a nurse-
just hang in there, okay?
[gurgling]
[beeping]
Oh, as IF.
J.J. Abrams was referential
without being reverential.
If you're still worried
about failing noodles,
you could help me.
He conjured nostalgia
without being constrained
by it- durfnerder.
Whoa!
Benny, something
moved down there.
Dude, this is
home-ec class.
Food gets spilled around
here all the time.
See?
It's probably just a rat.
GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
GENTLEMEN!
Don't make me come over there.
I am not as sweet
as I used to be.
Sorry, Mrs. Oppenheimer.
What the heck was that?
Wow.
The pipes are wrecked.
What kind of a school
system is this?
You'd think they'd
have better plumbing.
GAH!
I weep for the future
of the human race.
[bell rings]
Okay, what was that?
And how did it make
that hole in the sink?
And why won't
Mrs. Oppenheimer shave
that one hair
off her chin?
Whatever it was,
it wasn't friendly.
I know.
It just points right at you,
no matter where you stand.
We have to find Sarah.
In here.
She didn't sound good.
Kate?
Are you okay?
Um-I guess she went home.
You really don't
want to go in there.
It's the janitor's
problem now.
OMG, you scared me!
Look, we need to talk.
No-we need to talk.
Benny, we're the same we.
What is it?
Something terrible just happened
to Kate in the bathroom.
It's like something
evil just--
-came up through the pipes?
I think whatever it was
came to the home-ec room
looking for dessert.
[bell rings]
I found this.
Instead of Kate.
We need to go
where the pipes go.
Come on.
Maybe there's a reason
the basement's off-limits.
[loud bang]
[gasps]
Whatever it is must have hit
a power line or something.
I don't like this.
Okay, come on.
Sure, dying young
could be fun.
Benny, Sarah, we'll
just take a look.
That's what they always
say in scary movies
before they get eaten alive!
[clatter]
That thing is nature's
greatest klutz.
Hey guys!
[screams]
What are you doing here?
Looking for a snack.
What else?
We thought you were...
THAT!
Ahh!
[low growling]
Was that an alligator?
How was that an alligator?
I mean, in Whitechapel?
Uh, guys?
Remember that locker search
a couple of months back?
Goodbye Super Jock potion.
Come on, Benny.
I gotta go!
INTERCOM: Attention,
all students must comply
with the random locker search.
Don't worry guys-
I'll be back to get you as
soon as this raid's over.
Rory!
You have to flush it!
No, wait!
[flushing]
You flushed live alligators?
I didn't mean to!
What?
They obviously survived.
Where did you get them?
Uh, Florida.
I thought they were iguanas!
When they called the
locker raid, I panicked.
I thought they'd
be safe in there.
Yeah, 'cause nothing says
"home" like a school toilet.
Yeah, it definitely
went this way.
How do you know?
Vampires have a really
good sense of smell.
She's right.
It was here.
[sloshing]
Ugh!
Is this normal
for an alligator?
Ugh.
It's grown a lot
in four months.
This is no normal alligator.
The potion must
have mutated them.
Potion?
What potion?
The potion I dumped that
day was called Jock Star.
It gives you the
combined athletic mojo
of Sidney Crosby, Kobe Bryant,
and a circus dolphin.
A dolphin?
What?
Chicks dig dolphins.
I need new friends.
I can't believe you were going
to take something like that!
I'm telling your grandmother.
No, no, no!
Please don't tell her!
I'm telling her!
Guys!
Not now.
We're trying to find
a huge alligator.
[growling]
Don't surprise it.
They don't like
to be surprised.
Okay.
I've got a bad
feeling about this.
We got it cornered.
Let's go.
What?
Okay, no we don't
have it cornered!
Rory, get back!
Got you!
Rory!
What are you doing?
No, let him do it!
Or else we'll have to do it!
Guys! I saw this on
"The Crocodile Hunter!"
Help me burrito this thing!
Hold still, buddy!
I'll get his tail!
Watch his teeth!
You got him!
You're not so bad.
Ah!
Get his head!
Yeah!
Stop with the flashlight,
Benny!
[grunting]
YEAH!
Woo-hoo!
Bring it in.
Humans 1, Gator, 0.
Zero!
That's what happens when
you mess with thumbs!
[loud bang]
I think we made our point.
This is the gator
that attacked Kate!
How did it get
through those pipes?
Well, grown mice can flatten
themselves down to half an inch
to get under doorways...
they must have evolved.
You evolved?
Awwww.
Daddy's so proud!
[loud growling]
TV: A large, scaly
creature was spotted
lurking outside a Hunter Hills
home two nights ago.
Police warn if anyone spots it-
[door slams]
Erica?
What happened to you?
You guys are the ones
with your finger
on all that's weird
around here-
you tell me.
I was driving the freshmen
through the car wash
in the back of
my dad's pickup-
You drove them
through a car wash?
Well, after she made them
all roll around in manure
someone had to
hose them off.
Right?
And then something huge and
scaly jumped out of the pipes
and attacked me!
Hey, hey, is this a
dig on Sheila Botner?
'Cause she's actually
a really nice girl
who just happens to have
a minor skin condition.
NO!
It was some kind of
mutant alligator thing,
and it came out biting!
Now I know how my food feels.
And I DON'T LIKE it.
Are the girls okay?
They're fine.
My new leather jacket
is trashed though.
Hey guys-
looks like they
found Thor's buddy.
This just in.
The 250-pound gator was
captured in a local pool
after a close encounter with
a mother and her toddler.
The rampageous reptile
was heavily sedated
and sent to a local zoo
for testing.
Local officials say all city
pools are now considered safe
and gator free.
Well, that's both
my little guys.
It's all over.
Who wants pretzels?
That's not the one
that attacked me.
The one that I saw
was bigger than that.
That means Thor
didn't have a buddy.
He had a special lady.
They're breeding.
And if Erica's right,
them babies ain't pretty.
Yes!
I'm a matchmaker!
We're talking about an
entirely different species.
One capable of
incredible strength,
of growing to
who knows what size.
The possibilities are endless.
And thanks to
the dork squad,
they're loose in our
city's sewer system!
[phone ringing]
Erica, are you calling me?
No.
Oh, darn it!
That swamp thing must
have taken my new phone
when it tried to
bite my arm off!
I just got that phone!
Let me guess,
you got it
while you were trying
to bite somebody else's arm?
Yeah.
It's a 6G!
Erica, you need
to stop stealing
from your dinner
guests, okay?
You're gonna draw too much
attention to yourself!
Fine.
Okay.
They're just
souvenirs.
[sound of breaking wind]
Did you hear something?
NO!
Nobody did!
Nope-
me neither.
[beeping]
Is the gator stomach
calling you again?
No-stomach-texting
actually.
But I just got an idea...
Okay, as long as
Erica's phone
is still in
the alligator's stomach-
Then we call anyone
who got eaten,
and find out
where they were!
That'll never work!
The reception inside
an alligator would be like,
one bar, max!
That's just enough to track
the phone's GPS signal.
I can hack into
the satellite
and pinpoint the exact
location of the alligator.
And...
[beeping]
Voila!
Oh come on!
No reactions?
That was a lot
harder than it looks.
That thing's
working its way
up into Hunter Hills
mansion country.
Very high class.
Lots of hot tubs.
That was 126-bit encryption
I just hacked through!
I thought it was awesome.
Thank you, Benny!
Wait-where was Heather
last seen again?
Tad McGillis's mansion.
That's it!
Where else would a tropical
sewer-dwelling lizard
be able to make it
through the winter?
Under a hot tub!
That's where the nest is!
Isn't Tad having
another party today?
A POOL party.
And the baby is
heading right home-
right back to Tad's!
We have to warn them!
Hot girls in danger,
here we COME!
Are the costumes
really necessary?
What -
We need to be prepared
when we get down and
dirty with this croc.
Hey, I refuse to
enter a senior party
with them dressed like this.
Hey.
Dude.
Great.
What up?
Dudes.
Where's the party at?
No? Well...
We're with
the girls!
Great.
Whatever.
Let's go in the back way.
[*]
So many dining choices.
Kinda like picking your own
lobster at Captain Pinchey's.
[sound of breaking wind]
Hey...
OH-what is that?
Ew, it smells like
a burning tire!
I'm going to go
to the bathroom!
She's gassy.
It's an overeating thing.
I'm going to go find a snack.
I think I'm in the mood
for a blonde.
TMI.
Come on.
Let's give these seniors JEI.
Just Enough Information?
You know, to save themselves?
From the al-
Just go do it!
[*]
[feedback]
HEY!
Uh, hey-sorry about that.
There is a man-eating
mutant alligator
headed right toward
this house!
[laughter]
Yeah!
Everyone get out of the water!
[feedback]
Get!
Okay.
I guess we're gonna have to
do it the old-fashioned way.
Run and call the police.
No.
We wait for it to show itself,
then we give that mutant gator
some wicked indigestion.
Good snacks at this party.
Anyone got anymore SPF 1000?
Not me, I'm all out.
No?
So, what's the dork
squad up to now?
Well, the alligator should
come up right under the hot tub.
Then all we have to do is get it
to come up through the grate
and open wide.
Then in goes the
liquid kaboom.
You know it's pathetic how
good you guys are at this stuff.
But your proportions are off.
You need more soda.
She's right.
How did you know that?
Because before she was
a smoking-hot vampire
she was a mega nerd,
remember?
Remind anyone of that again
and you're toast, get it?
Got it!
Good.
Whoa, that thing's
getting close.
Who's the bait?
Okay-who's gonna
be the bait, guys?
Rock paper scissors
lizard Spock!
DARN IT!
YES!
See, I win because
lizard poisons Spock.
Ergo, I'm the champion.
Yeah, I don't care.
I don't care.
Hello, my fellow tubbies.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait!
I meant we all like hot tubs!
Oh good,
you got rid of them.
The less bodies at risk,
the better.
Guys, it's right under us.
[beeping]
Maybe we're doing this wrong-
I mean what if the cell phone's
just drifting underneath and we-
[loud splash]
Ahh!
[growling]
Ethan, now!
I'm not ready!
Rory!
Grab that hot-tub cover!
Why?
Just do it!
Ah!
Ahh!
I don't like this plan!
Hurry up!
Ready!
[growling]
I forgot about the biting!
I'll do it.
Eat science!
Run!
[loud bang]
[screaming]
[indistinct voices]
Did we win?
Ah!
We're alive.
[shudders]
I got my phone back!
We kicked that
alligator's-
Ahh!
We won't be seeing
you later, alligator.
I just peed my
swimsuit, can you tell?
It's cool.
Just go with it.
We took a vote and
you nerds can stay!
Yes!
But you gotta tell
your girlfriend
to stop polluting
the bathroom
'cause it smells like
a dead skunk in there.
Ew!
He thinks Sarah's
my GIRLFRIEND!
Yes!
Yeah.
Ow.
So, did you fix that
little problem you had?
Problem is solved.
I'm eating a lot less now.
No more blood buffets.
Oh boy.
[*]
Wow.
I can't unsee this.
Pretty sweet boots, huh?
I have alligator socks.
I'm wearing
alligator underwear.
Well, okay,
normally I'd have a problem
with wearing animal skins,
but since it was an
evil mutant toilet gator,
I guess it's okay.
Oh sure, so they're
allowed to steal things
from THEIR victims?
What a double standard.
So, fashionistas,
everything's good
except for one thing.
What are you going to
do about that gator
locked in the supply closet?
Ah...
We gotta go.
nature's underwater chainsaw.
OOOOOOOH!
THAT WAS SICK!
Ah!
That was disgusting.
What?
And so boring.
I thought this was
a pool party.
Come on!
Last one in's a rotten egg!
Tad?
Are you coming?
Cool.
Um-
I'm making nachos.
...rows of razor-sharp
teeth make the shark...
Ew!
Scary!
[splash]
I knew you'd change your mind.
[splashing]
Tad.
You can't scare me.
Sharks don't live in pools.
Let's see a shark
eat THIS many nachos!
Am I right?
Seriously Tad, cut it out.
If you find carnivorous
terror machines...
Hey, Heather.
You gotta get in
on these nachos.
Heather?
* She's the girl next door.
* Nice, but not
in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
* What you get is what you see
* No more maybe
it's may believe *
* She can give you
everything you need *
* She's the girl next door.
* Nice, but not
in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
[*]
* I am so clean,
do you know what I mean? *
* My friends are kinda freaky
[water flow stops]
* that doesn't bother me.
Hey!
What happened to the water?
Hey?
Dad?
DAAAAAD!
[laughter]
This won't help
our reputations.
Nice look guys!
Yeah, yeah.
The shower cut out right
before we could rinse.
Our whole street
lost water pressure.
You were both in the shower
at the same time?
DIFFERENT showers, Rory.
DIFFERENT.
Well, actually I was
in the middle
of this deep
conditioning treatment.
People aren't just BORN with
hair this thick and shiny,
all right?
Hey, s'up, hottie?
There is no one at this school
who's got it worse than us.
HEY BABY FRESHMEN-
it's naptime!
[clearing throat]
That was pathetic!
Wake up!
Nice jacket.
NAP TIME!
Thanks!
I picked it up last
night at dinner.
Oh relax, I didn't drain her!
You're such a square.
Excuse me, your highness.
Can I please go
to the bathroom?
Sure.
That's what the diaper's for.
Huh?
Hey derfnerders!
Did I say you could get up?
One hundred jumping jacks!
Of course you can go.
Oh, thank you!
You could be
a LITTLE easier on them.
Arms higher!
Please.
Our seniors did it to us and
one day these little noobs
will abuse their freshmen.
It's the circle of life.
I just think you
could be a little bit-
[sound of breaking wind]
Was that a-
Sh! Yes, it was!
I've been volunteering
at the blood bank.
It's like an
all-you-can-drink buffet.
What?
How much did you drink?
I don't know ...
like, six pints?
SIX?
Sarah!
Anything more than
a pint every few days
can make you nauseous and-
[sound of breaking wind]
Disgusting!
Wow!
That one had some bass in it.
OMG, this is so humiliating!
Disgusting!
What are you looking at?
NAPTIME!
Good babies!
[chuckles]
Noodles.
Cheap, easy noodles.
Learning to boil
noodles is good
because some of you will be
living alone for a long time.
Dude, this looks impossible!
I knew home ec
was a bad idea!
Benny.
Calm yourself.
We just need water.
[rattling pipes]
See?
We're gonna fail noodles!
Sorry!
It's an emergency!
[gurgling]
[groaning]
[groaning]
[clanging, rattling]
[screaming]
Kate?
Are you okay in there?
Help me!
Somebody help me!
Okay!
I'll try and find a nurse-
just hang in there, okay?
[gurgling]
[beeping]
Oh, as IF.
J.J. Abrams was referential
without being reverential.
If you're still worried
about failing noodles,
you could help me.
He conjured nostalgia
without being constrained
by it- durfnerder.
Whoa!
Benny, something
moved down there.
Dude, this is
home-ec class.
Food gets spilled around
here all the time.
See?
It's probably just a rat.
GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
GENTLEMEN!
Don't make me come over there.
I am not as sweet
as I used to be.
Sorry, Mrs. Oppenheimer.
What the heck was that?
Wow.
The pipes are wrecked.
What kind of a school
system is this?
You'd think they'd
have better plumbing.
GAH!
I weep for the future
of the human race.
[bell rings]
Okay, what was that?
And how did it make
that hole in the sink?
And why won't
Mrs. Oppenheimer shave
that one hair
off her chin?
Whatever it was,
it wasn't friendly.
I know.
It just points right at you,
no matter where you stand.
We have to find Sarah.
In here.
She didn't sound good.
Kate?
Are you okay?
Um-I guess she went home.
You really don't
want to go in there.
It's the janitor's
problem now.
OMG, you scared me!
Look, we need to talk.
No-we need to talk.
Benny, we're the same we.
What is it?
Something terrible just happened
to Kate in the bathroom.
It's like something
evil just--
-came up through the pipes?
I think whatever it was
came to the home-ec room
looking for dessert.
[bell rings]
I found this.
Instead of Kate.
We need to go
where the pipes go.
Come on.
Maybe there's a reason
the basement's off-limits.
[loud bang]
[gasps]
Whatever it is must have hit
a power line or something.
I don't like this.
Okay, come on.
Sure, dying young
could be fun.
Benny, Sarah, we'll
just take a look.
That's what they always
say in scary movies
before they get eaten alive!
[clatter]
That thing is nature's
greatest klutz.
Hey guys!
[screams]
What are you doing here?
Looking for a snack.
What else?
We thought you were...
THAT!
Ahh!
[low growling]
Was that an alligator?
How was that an alligator?
I mean, in Whitechapel?
Uh, guys?
Remember that locker search
a couple of months back?
Goodbye Super Jock potion.
Come on, Benny.
I gotta go!
INTERCOM: Attention,
all students must comply
with the random locker search.
Don't worry guys-
I'll be back to get you as
soon as this raid's over.
Rory!
You have to flush it!
No, wait!
[flushing]
You flushed live alligators?
I didn't mean to!
What?
They obviously survived.
Where did you get them?
Uh, Florida.
I thought they were iguanas!
When they called the
locker raid, I panicked.
I thought they'd
be safe in there.
Yeah, 'cause nothing says
"home" like a school toilet.
Yeah, it definitely
went this way.
How do you know?
Vampires have a really
good sense of smell.
She's right.
It was here.
[sloshing]
Ugh!
Is this normal
for an alligator?
Ugh.
It's grown a lot
in four months.
This is no normal alligator.
The potion must
have mutated them.
Potion?
What potion?
The potion I dumped that
day was called Jock Star.
It gives you the
combined athletic mojo
of Sidney Crosby, Kobe Bryant,
and a circus dolphin.
A dolphin?
What?
Chicks dig dolphins.
I need new friends.
I can't believe you were going
to take something like that!
I'm telling your grandmother.
No, no, no!
Please don't tell her!
I'm telling her!
Guys!
Not now.
We're trying to find
a huge alligator.
[growling]
Don't surprise it.
They don't like
to be surprised.
Okay.
I've got a bad
feeling about this.
We got it cornered.
Let's go.
What?
Okay, no we don't
have it cornered!
Rory, get back!
Got you!
Rory!
What are you doing?
No, let him do it!
Or else we'll have to do it!
Guys! I saw this on
"The Crocodile Hunter!"
Help me burrito this thing!
Hold still, buddy!
I'll get his tail!
Watch his teeth!
You got him!
You're not so bad.
Ah!
Get his head!
Yeah!
Stop with the flashlight,
Benny!
[grunting]
YEAH!
Woo-hoo!
Bring it in.
Humans 1, Gator, 0.
Zero!
That's what happens when
you mess with thumbs!
[loud bang]
I think we made our point.
This is the gator
that attacked Kate!
How did it get
through those pipes?
Well, grown mice can flatten
themselves down to half an inch
to get under doorways...
they must have evolved.
You evolved?
Awwww.
Daddy's so proud!
[loud growling]
TV: A large, scaly
creature was spotted
lurking outside a Hunter Hills
home two nights ago.
Police warn if anyone spots it-
[door slams]
Erica?
What happened to you?
You guys are the ones
with your finger
on all that's weird
around here-
you tell me.
I was driving the freshmen
through the car wash
in the back of
my dad's pickup-
You drove them
through a car wash?
Well, after she made them
all roll around in manure
someone had to
hose them off.
Right?
And then something huge and
scaly jumped out of the pipes
and attacked me!
Hey, hey, is this a
dig on Sheila Botner?
'Cause she's actually
a really nice girl
who just happens to have
a minor skin condition.
NO!
It was some kind of
mutant alligator thing,
and it came out biting!
Now I know how my food feels.
And I DON'T LIKE it.
Are the girls okay?
They're fine.
My new leather jacket
is trashed though.
Hey guys-
looks like they
found Thor's buddy.
This just in.
The 250-pound gator was
captured in a local pool
after a close encounter with
a mother and her toddler.
The rampageous reptile
was heavily sedated
and sent to a local zoo
for testing.
Local officials say all city
pools are now considered safe
and gator free.
Well, that's both
my little guys.
It's all over.
Who wants pretzels?
That's not the one
that attacked me.
The one that I saw
was bigger than that.
That means Thor
didn't have a buddy.
He had a special lady.
They're breeding.
And if Erica's right,
them babies ain't pretty.
Yes!
I'm a matchmaker!
We're talking about an
entirely different species.
One capable of
incredible strength,
of growing to
who knows what size.
The possibilities are endless.
And thanks to
the dork squad,
they're loose in our
city's sewer system!
[phone ringing]
Erica, are you calling me?
No.
Oh, darn it!
That swamp thing must
have taken my new phone
when it tried to
bite my arm off!
I just got that phone!
Let me guess,
you got it
while you were trying
to bite somebody else's arm?
Yeah.
It's a 6G!
Erica, you need
to stop stealing
from your dinner
guests, okay?
You're gonna draw too much
attention to yourself!
Fine.
Okay.
They're just
souvenirs.
[sound of breaking wind]
Did you hear something?
NO!
Nobody did!
Nope-
me neither.
[beeping]
Is the gator stomach
calling you again?
No-stomach-texting
actually.
But I just got an idea...
Okay, as long as
Erica's phone
is still in
the alligator's stomach-
Then we call anyone
who got eaten,
and find out
where they were!
That'll never work!
The reception inside
an alligator would be like,
one bar, max!
That's just enough to track
the phone's GPS signal.
I can hack into
the satellite
and pinpoint the exact
location of the alligator.
And...
[beeping]
Voila!
Oh come on!
No reactions?
That was a lot
harder than it looks.
That thing's
working its way
up into Hunter Hills
mansion country.
Very high class.
Lots of hot tubs.
That was 126-bit encryption
I just hacked through!
I thought it was awesome.
Thank you, Benny!
Wait-where was Heather
last seen again?
Tad McGillis's mansion.
That's it!
Where else would a tropical
sewer-dwelling lizard
be able to make it
through the winter?
Under a hot tub!
That's where the nest is!
Isn't Tad having
another party today?
A POOL party.
And the baby is
heading right home-
right back to Tad's!
We have to warn them!
Hot girls in danger,
here we COME!
Are the costumes
really necessary?
What -
We need to be prepared
when we get down and
dirty with this croc.
Hey, I refuse to
enter a senior party
with them dressed like this.
Hey.
Dude.
Great.
What up?
Dudes.
Where's the party at?
No? Well...
We're with
the girls!
Great.
Whatever.
Let's go in the back way.
[*]
So many dining choices.
Kinda like picking your own
lobster at Captain Pinchey's.
[sound of breaking wind]
Hey...
OH-what is that?
Ew, it smells like
a burning tire!
I'm going to go
to the bathroom!
She's gassy.
It's an overeating thing.
I'm going to go find a snack.
I think I'm in the mood
for a blonde.
TMI.
Come on.
Let's give these seniors JEI.
Just Enough Information?
You know, to save themselves?
From the al-
Just go do it!
[*]
[feedback]
HEY!
Uh, hey-sorry about that.
There is a man-eating
mutant alligator
headed right toward
this house!
[laughter]
Yeah!
Everyone get out of the water!
[feedback]
Get!
Okay.
I guess we're gonna have to
do it the old-fashioned way.
Run and call the police.
No.
We wait for it to show itself,
then we give that mutant gator
some wicked indigestion.
Good snacks at this party.
Anyone got anymore SPF 1000?
Not me, I'm all out.
No?
So, what's the dork
squad up to now?
Well, the alligator should
come up right under the hot tub.
Then all we have to do is get it
to come up through the grate
and open wide.
Then in goes the
liquid kaboom.
You know it's pathetic how
good you guys are at this stuff.
But your proportions are off.
You need more soda.
She's right.
How did you know that?
Because before she was
a smoking-hot vampire
she was a mega nerd,
remember?
Remind anyone of that again
and you're toast, get it?
Got it!
Good.
Whoa, that thing's
getting close.
Who's the bait?
Okay-who's gonna
be the bait, guys?
Rock paper scissors
lizard Spock!
DARN IT!
YES!
See, I win because
lizard poisons Spock.
Ergo, I'm the champion.
Yeah, I don't care.
I don't care.
Hello, my fellow tubbies.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait!
I meant we all like hot tubs!
Oh good,
you got rid of them.
The less bodies at risk,
the better.
Guys, it's right under us.
[beeping]
Maybe we're doing this wrong-
I mean what if the cell phone's
just drifting underneath and we-
[loud splash]
Ahh!
[growling]
Ethan, now!
I'm not ready!
Rory!
Grab that hot-tub cover!
Why?
Just do it!
Ah!
Ahh!
I don't like this plan!
Hurry up!
Ready!
[growling]
I forgot about the biting!
I'll do it.
Eat science!
Run!
[loud bang]
[screaming]
[indistinct voices]
Did we win?
Ah!
We're alive.
[shudders]
I got my phone back!
We kicked that
alligator's-
Ahh!
We won't be seeing
you later, alligator.
I just peed my
swimsuit, can you tell?
It's cool.
Just go with it.
We took a vote and
you nerds can stay!
Yes!
But you gotta tell
your girlfriend
to stop polluting
the bathroom
'cause it smells like
a dead skunk in there.
Ew!
He thinks Sarah's
my GIRLFRIEND!
Yes!
Yeah.
Ow.
So, did you fix that
little problem you had?
Problem is solved.
I'm eating a lot less now.
No more blood buffets.
Oh boy.
[*]
Wow.
I can't unsee this.
Pretty sweet boots, huh?
I have alligator socks.
I'm wearing
alligator underwear.
Well, okay,
normally I'd have a problem
with wearing animal skins,
but since it was an
evil mutant toilet gator,
I guess it's okay.
Oh sure, so they're
allowed to steal things
from THEIR victims?
What a double standard.
So, fashionistas,
everything's good
except for one thing.
What are you going to
do about that gator
locked in the supply closet?
Ah...
We gotta go.