Murphy Brown (1988–2018): Season 2, Episode 16 - I Want My FYI - full transcript
people left on the boat our George Bush
Gorbachev and Dan Rather going on ten
minutes now Phil this better be a good
joke all of a sudden in the distance
they see another boat coming up and it
gets closer and closer and closer great
everybody's together I have big news
Mike finally the boat comes right up
next to him and who do you think he's on
the deck oh is this the Nancy Reagan
joke oh I'm sorry okay I guess I was
just anxious to fill you in on the scoop
of the day I had a meeting with the head
of network programming he had this
incredible idea I mean when I tell you
what it is you were going to flip you
wouldn't happen to be talking about a
new magazine show the network wants to
promote and they want you to produce the
pilot that wouldn't be at would it miles
sorry I hate myself by the way your
raise didn't come through
a new magazine show I don't like the
sound of it the network already has us
why do they need another one don't worry
about a prank there's no competition
it's a Saturday morning news show
reported by kids for kids fYI for kids
isn't that a great idea I'll say and
you're the perfect choice to produce if
you're over budget on wardrobe the kids
can wear your clothes have somebody to
help you with your paper route all right
all right let's hear from that table
down there
come on take a shot it's a really mild
you must be so sensitive so what's the
first segment is piggy on the Berlin
Wall okay I can see where I stand the
network selects me to produce an
important pilot that just might raise
the intelligence of the nation's youth
and II just I was hoping you'd
understand I was also hoping you might
work with the kids some expertise on
story areas would you read my lips miles
I remember what it was like when I was
first starting out I needed guidance
from someone old and I had Murphy now
it's time to get something back I'll
help you miles thanks cookie cookies
gonna help me so it's me and Corky
anyone else please baby cookies right
it's about time we offer our youth
something other than these poorly drawn
cartoons that litter the airwaves what
about you Frank well maybe I could spare
some time as long as this fYI for kids
isn't on opposite route dog I love that
show least one person I haven't heard
from yet miles I already have a job and
besides there's that little matter of
the Mario Cuomo profile which you want
for next week's show okay forget it
we don't need Murphy I'm sure there was
probably a time I would have tried to
change your mind maybe even begged but
the truth is I think we can do this
without her I really do
so buddy aren't you sorry miles and I'm
up to the real world you know little
things like wars revolts global warming
so good luck see you all on the peewee
Silverberg spoils
[Music]
our young reporters are in a photo
session our following that they'll be
here to meet you for the first time then
it's informal chatty until noon lunch
from 12:00 to 1:00 stories from one to
three and a visit to the set at 3:15 so
that's our schedule for the day
hey look who's here
my kids my stars of tomorrow - one
where's Natalie
he missed the elevator ok ok this is not
a crisis she knows where to go
somebody call security here in the
meantime I'm going to introduce you to
some very special people
fYI me FYI jr. now Tracey night you'll
be working with curly Shirley
[Music]
so much I want to teach you about
finding a story and writing a good lead
have you ever won your hair pulled back
this area Dyke young man must be the
acre
I'm Jim dial welcome aboard how do you
do mr. dial my name is Henry Caldwell
but they're not the anchor
I'm the investigative reporter so then
by simple process of elimination is it
where this fellow right over here the
only one left
must be the anchor you got that right
West Jordan how's it hangin Jim
oh you're not sure about the earring
yeah why I was warned me hey that's cool
but just because I don't fit the mold
doesn't mean I can't report the news oh
of course not
I guess I'm just a traditionalist last
of dying breed it's an old dinosaur
gasping for air as it crashes to the
ground and dies
so it's Henry right yes sir
very nice me sir Hey we're not in the
arm you call me Frank and listen the
only time an investigative reporter
whereas it ty is when they bury him but
I can't
[Laughter]
we'll work on it well I'm excited and
your excited too aren't you Henry you
can tell just by looking at you I've
arranged a special studio tour right
after lunch first I get a bus driver who
can't accept criticism now this hey
Natalie there you are
did you get lost no I didn't get lost
rollers pedal over there didn't hold the
elevator for me
Natalie snuck into the studio you know
you really shouldn't do that you could
get into trouble Oh
did you say this one's name was Natalie
more remember it Miles asked me to do
double duty because of a certain
person's selfishness so I'll be helping
Tracy and you with your little stories
boy it just gets worse thanks but I
don't need help just give me an office
and a decent secretary you know I was
thinking maybe I could find time in my
schedule to work with Natalie but before
we get started there's something you
should understand to me working with
kids is like chewing chalk so don't
expect me to be nurturing or patient or
bake cookie Murphy are we gonna stand
around yakking all day or are we gonna
put together a story you got potential
kid I can tell you that from experience
what's wrong someone phoned sheldon
Pincus and my parents were out of the
house and then I want him to come over
and watch Blue Lagoon gee I wonder what
that could have been it was Natalie I
know it was Tracy it's okay when they
pull those pranks on us they're just
showing their affection it means we've
finally been accepted into that
fraternity of news people
okay you guys ready for this I did what
I could I don't know I'm I had a week
yet this very sharp Henry its Hank Hank
he's exposing substandard nutrition
levels in school cafeterias Scott Hank
well Frank
so far I've infiltrated the kitchens of
four different schools opposing as a
student cafeteria monitor including an
all-girls school the master of disguise
I'll wear the jacket but I've gotta roll
up the sleeves I'll look like a geek oh
I see anybody who wears a suit and ties
a keep that what you're saying that I'm
a geek you know when I was your own
problem here miles I've been talking
myself blue in the face but mr.
wisenheimer has all the answers
seems I've been doing everything wrong
for the past 25 years maybe I should
wear an earring maybe Dan Rather's
should do the news and shredded jeans
take it easy
maybe after the meeting you guys can go
grab a burger and talk this out oh great
more talking I can't to just work with a
sherwoodk chick Oh
hi everybody guess what I brought that's
right a dozen beauty friends help
yourself just a little treat because my
story's going so well hey how was last
night Tracy it's Sheldon show you that
note there was no trick
it's great energy
okay I'm glad to see we're all getting
along why don't we get this meeting
underway exchange our thoughts talk
about ways to improve upon the things
we've done so far
there it is but we don't have time come
on young man we have some tapes to look
at all not little Walter Klondike Walter
Cronkite landlord will I ever make it
through this lifetime
come on Natalie let me get your caught
up on what I've been doing so where I
couldn't wait until school was over and
show you the extra work I did on my
interview and I really can't wait to see
it but just have a look at this first
what's this everything you ever wanted
to know on Edward Stoddard
Superintendent of Schools all the
research all the questions so all I have
to do is read it no well okay I did sort
of put it in a script form but you could
rearrange the questions if you want is
that something you could do see but
don't change the first three well maybe
you should just do the whole interview
yourself you don't need me come on
Natalie this is your first time out it's
not easy being on television I want you
to do well I want you to be the best
okay come on let's work on your opening
we'll do it together
I wrote an opening I put it on your desk
yesterday didn't you read it I skimmed
it thoroughly okay I was going to read
it but I was too busy come on we'll do
it now no thanks you go ahead I know
you'll do a better job anyway and that's
what counts hey Natalie
Natalie
[Music]
but time that's all I ask a thin little
piece of cloth that goes around your
neck would it kill you to wear it yes it
would put me in my grave see if I care
okay this is it
show time how do they look they seem
nervous
maybe the skin too what was too rough
maybe I pushed them too hard oh there
you go coddling them again if those kids
really want to be journalists they're
going to have to learn to be tough don't
you agree I should have gone with the
Batman wallpaper
I'm gonna give Natalie a little pep talk
so this is it the big moment how you
feel okay I guess I just wanted to wish
you good luck and see if she wanted to
use these three new questions I came up
with sure look Natalie I know you wanted
to do the interview you are away but
this isn't the school play there's no
room to make mistakes you know you're
right
well you're almost done I better go hey
Murphy yeah can I just ask you a
question when you did this for the first
time was it fun are you kidding it was
the greatest moment of my life oh I just
wanted to know all right places
everybody
20 seconds
addley give me those cards what give
them to me those are my notes and my
questions except it's not my interview
okay you want to learn
you're now flying without a net you're
gonna do this your way and you want to
know something you're gonna have the
time of your life all right stay by
everyone can I borrow your time in
[Music]
four three two
[Music]
good morning
I'm West Jordan welcome to the first
edition of fYI for kids where your
information
Hank Caldwell exposes a nutritional
nightmare in our school cafeterias and
tracy night spends a day skating with
Dorothy Hamill but first in an exclusive
interview dr. Edwards stuttered the
superintendent of Dolan County School
System talks to our own Natalie more
Baddeley Thank You Wes dr. Stoddard
welcome to fYI for kids well thank you
for inviting me Natalie I want to wish
you and your colleagues good luck and
your new and exciting project thank you
dr. Stoddard while other school
districts rely on tax dollars for
funding you began a successful program
reaching out to the private sector for
financial support and Natalie the
business of Education is the business of
all our tomorrow's
you see we're counting on bright boys
and girls like you to be the leaders of
the future
[Music]
how much money did you raise last year
oh yeah I'm sure you're not interested
in hearing a bunch of boring figures yes
I am you raised two million dollars
didn't you dr. Stoddard yet only a
million and a half reach the schools
whereas the other half million I'm glad
you asked it's being held in an escrow
account escrow is a very complicated
escrow account called sabar enterprises
an account used to secure a home
improvement loan for five five five Long
Creek Road that's your home address
isn't it dr. Schneider I have copies of
receipts for an automatic garage door
opener backyard patio three thousand
square feet of new sod this has been the
first edition of fYI for kids catch you
later
[Applause]
and I could watch that guy squirm LJ
come on you're gonna do seen it three
times already let's give the Machine
arrest have some more food ya wanna do
excuse me
Elden we're talking to me
I was just wondering something whatever
I'm here you usually you know follow me
around a lot and hang on my every word
well I've been here for a while now and
you haven't even said hello oh you know
I'm a proud man now I've tried in the
past to win your favor but to no avail
it's quite obvious a man like me has no
chance with a woman like you so I'm
moving on oh the old hard-to-get routine
who would have thought huh thanks for
the tip tank
[Applause]
hello Murphy sorry I'm late I got hung
up and meeting with the big breasts
reeling in those confluences what do
they want a four-year commitment well I
guess I can work it into my schedule
come on the kids will want to hear this
fYI for kids is history what you know it
can't be the network hated it
but they said it was too hard hitting
too adult for Saturday mornings the
going with a quiz show hosted by Lou
Ferrigno television anymore I hate this
lousy business I hate those Network
people are nothing but a bunch of vipers
does it I've had it I'm buying a little
farm in Virginia and I'm getting out
yourself together we have to tell the
kids tell the kids
oh no we can't they're so happy and full
of glee we'll tell them next week the
circus is coming to town yes we'll take
them to the circus and we'll tell them
while they're watching Bears ride a bike
wait a minute Murphy weren't you the one
who said we shouldn't baby them it
looked like you it sounded like you okay
I'll tell them I work everybody
can I talk to you for a minute I have
some news but first I just want to say
how proud we all are of the work you've
done this week oh yeah and that one day
you'll all go on to become great
successes in the exciting field we got
the X
[Applause]
they didn't even give us a chance how
can they do this we had no meeting it's
not fair
hey Frank who said life was fair don't
take it so hard we had a good time and
that's what counts
no it isn't we dumped we can't tomorrow
nobody will answer our calls it hurts
Hank this I should have worn the suit ha
Jim you should have worn the earring and
played the guitar shaking your bottom
that's what they want
look I know this is hard but let's do
something to cheer ourselves up would
you like to see a movie or go for ice
cream would you like a puppy it's ok
Murphy not really that disappointed
between school in the shell I didn't
have enough time for cheerleading
practice and that's my first love hey
anybody want to go them all Yeah right
unless you guys wants to stay I think
you're gonna be alright
oh yes we'll be fine go Oh crazy belts
are on sale like casual corner
I guess I'll be going to Natalie do you
want to talk about I don't know how you
can say that I know I feel pretty crummy
it's my fault isn't it I didn't work
hard enough I wasn't good enough whoa
hold on if I put that much pressure on
myself every time things didn't work out
the way I wanted them to I'd end up well
I'd end up been Betty Ford look you've
already learned how to be a good
reporter now why don't you take some
time out and learn how to be a kid relax
loosen up and if somebody like Miriam
charters undoes the braid in your hair
don't turn around and slug her so that
she never speaks to you again because
one day she just might bind up his
senior class vice president and throw a
really great Christmas party with a
sleigh ride and not invite you and then
before you know it you'll be in your 40s
and you'll still never have gone on that
sleigh ride it'll be okay
you'll see once you've been in this
business a little longer you'll develop
a tougher skin you'll learn to take
these things in stride see you bye
okay let's think of something to cheer
ourselves up I know let's play Barbara
Walters special I'll be shared oh no I
want to be shared okay
you'll be share I'll be Madonna who's
gonna be Barbara Walters they've got
Sharon Madonna when you turn
[Music]
[Music]
Gorbachev and Dan Rather going on ten
minutes now Phil this better be a good
joke all of a sudden in the distance
they see another boat coming up and it
gets closer and closer and closer great
everybody's together I have big news
Mike finally the boat comes right up
next to him and who do you think he's on
the deck oh is this the Nancy Reagan
joke oh I'm sorry okay I guess I was
just anxious to fill you in on the scoop
of the day I had a meeting with the head
of network programming he had this
incredible idea I mean when I tell you
what it is you were going to flip you
wouldn't happen to be talking about a
new magazine show the network wants to
promote and they want you to produce the
pilot that wouldn't be at would it miles
sorry I hate myself by the way your
raise didn't come through
a new magazine show I don't like the
sound of it the network already has us
why do they need another one don't worry
about a prank there's no competition
it's a Saturday morning news show
reported by kids for kids fYI for kids
isn't that a great idea I'll say and
you're the perfect choice to produce if
you're over budget on wardrobe the kids
can wear your clothes have somebody to
help you with your paper route all right
all right let's hear from that table
down there
come on take a shot it's a really mild
you must be so sensitive so what's the
first segment is piggy on the Berlin
Wall okay I can see where I stand the
network selects me to produce an
important pilot that just might raise
the intelligence of the nation's youth
and II just I was hoping you'd
understand I was also hoping you might
work with the kids some expertise on
story areas would you read my lips miles
I remember what it was like when I was
first starting out I needed guidance
from someone old and I had Murphy now
it's time to get something back I'll
help you miles thanks cookie cookies
gonna help me so it's me and Corky
anyone else please baby cookies right
it's about time we offer our youth
something other than these poorly drawn
cartoons that litter the airwaves what
about you Frank well maybe I could spare
some time as long as this fYI for kids
isn't on opposite route dog I love that
show least one person I haven't heard
from yet miles I already have a job and
besides there's that little matter of
the Mario Cuomo profile which you want
for next week's show okay forget it
we don't need Murphy I'm sure there was
probably a time I would have tried to
change your mind maybe even begged but
the truth is I think we can do this
without her I really do
so buddy aren't you sorry miles and I'm
up to the real world you know little
things like wars revolts global warming
so good luck see you all on the peewee
Silverberg spoils
[Music]
our young reporters are in a photo
session our following that they'll be
here to meet you for the first time then
it's informal chatty until noon lunch
from 12:00 to 1:00 stories from one to
three and a visit to the set at 3:15 so
that's our schedule for the day
hey look who's here
my kids my stars of tomorrow - one
where's Natalie
he missed the elevator ok ok this is not
a crisis she knows where to go
somebody call security here in the
meantime I'm going to introduce you to
some very special people
fYI me FYI jr. now Tracey night you'll
be working with curly Shirley
[Music]
so much I want to teach you about
finding a story and writing a good lead
have you ever won your hair pulled back
this area Dyke young man must be the
acre
I'm Jim dial welcome aboard how do you
do mr. dial my name is Henry Caldwell
but they're not the anchor
I'm the investigative reporter so then
by simple process of elimination is it
where this fellow right over here the
only one left
must be the anchor you got that right
West Jordan how's it hangin Jim
oh you're not sure about the earring
yeah why I was warned me hey that's cool
but just because I don't fit the mold
doesn't mean I can't report the news oh
of course not
I guess I'm just a traditionalist last
of dying breed it's an old dinosaur
gasping for air as it crashes to the
ground and dies
so it's Henry right yes sir
very nice me sir Hey we're not in the
arm you call me Frank and listen the
only time an investigative reporter
whereas it ty is when they bury him but
I can't
[Laughter]
we'll work on it well I'm excited and
your excited too aren't you Henry you
can tell just by looking at you I've
arranged a special studio tour right
after lunch first I get a bus driver who
can't accept criticism now this hey
Natalie there you are
did you get lost no I didn't get lost
rollers pedal over there didn't hold the
elevator for me
Natalie snuck into the studio you know
you really shouldn't do that you could
get into trouble Oh
did you say this one's name was Natalie
more remember it Miles asked me to do
double duty because of a certain
person's selfishness so I'll be helping
Tracy and you with your little stories
boy it just gets worse thanks but I
don't need help just give me an office
and a decent secretary you know I was
thinking maybe I could find time in my
schedule to work with Natalie but before
we get started there's something you
should understand to me working with
kids is like chewing chalk so don't
expect me to be nurturing or patient or
bake cookie Murphy are we gonna stand
around yakking all day or are we gonna
put together a story you got potential
kid I can tell you that from experience
what's wrong someone phoned sheldon
Pincus and my parents were out of the
house and then I want him to come over
and watch Blue Lagoon gee I wonder what
that could have been it was Natalie I
know it was Tracy it's okay when they
pull those pranks on us they're just
showing their affection it means we've
finally been accepted into that
fraternity of news people
okay you guys ready for this I did what
I could I don't know I'm I had a week
yet this very sharp Henry its Hank Hank
he's exposing substandard nutrition
levels in school cafeterias Scott Hank
well Frank
so far I've infiltrated the kitchens of
four different schools opposing as a
student cafeteria monitor including an
all-girls school the master of disguise
I'll wear the jacket but I've gotta roll
up the sleeves I'll look like a geek oh
I see anybody who wears a suit and ties
a keep that what you're saying that I'm
a geek you know when I was your own
problem here miles I've been talking
myself blue in the face but mr.
wisenheimer has all the answers
seems I've been doing everything wrong
for the past 25 years maybe I should
wear an earring maybe Dan Rather's
should do the news and shredded jeans
take it easy
maybe after the meeting you guys can go
grab a burger and talk this out oh great
more talking I can't to just work with a
sherwoodk chick Oh
hi everybody guess what I brought that's
right a dozen beauty friends help
yourself just a little treat because my
story's going so well hey how was last
night Tracy it's Sheldon show you that
note there was no trick
it's great energy
okay I'm glad to see we're all getting
along why don't we get this meeting
underway exchange our thoughts talk
about ways to improve upon the things
we've done so far
there it is but we don't have time come
on young man we have some tapes to look
at all not little Walter Klondike Walter
Cronkite landlord will I ever make it
through this lifetime
come on Natalie let me get your caught
up on what I've been doing so where I
couldn't wait until school was over and
show you the extra work I did on my
interview and I really can't wait to see
it but just have a look at this first
what's this everything you ever wanted
to know on Edward Stoddard
Superintendent of Schools all the
research all the questions so all I have
to do is read it no well okay I did sort
of put it in a script form but you could
rearrange the questions if you want is
that something you could do see but
don't change the first three well maybe
you should just do the whole interview
yourself you don't need me come on
Natalie this is your first time out it's
not easy being on television I want you
to do well I want you to be the best
okay come on let's work on your opening
we'll do it together
I wrote an opening I put it on your desk
yesterday didn't you read it I skimmed
it thoroughly okay I was going to read
it but I was too busy come on we'll do
it now no thanks you go ahead I know
you'll do a better job anyway and that's
what counts hey Natalie
Natalie
[Music]
but time that's all I ask a thin little
piece of cloth that goes around your
neck would it kill you to wear it yes it
would put me in my grave see if I care
okay this is it
show time how do they look they seem
nervous
maybe the skin too what was too rough
maybe I pushed them too hard oh there
you go coddling them again if those kids
really want to be journalists they're
going to have to learn to be tough don't
you agree I should have gone with the
Batman wallpaper
I'm gonna give Natalie a little pep talk
so this is it the big moment how you
feel okay I guess I just wanted to wish
you good luck and see if she wanted to
use these three new questions I came up
with sure look Natalie I know you wanted
to do the interview you are away but
this isn't the school play there's no
room to make mistakes you know you're
right
well you're almost done I better go hey
Murphy yeah can I just ask you a
question when you did this for the first
time was it fun are you kidding it was
the greatest moment of my life oh I just
wanted to know all right places
everybody
20 seconds
addley give me those cards what give
them to me those are my notes and my
questions except it's not my interview
okay you want to learn
you're now flying without a net you're
gonna do this your way and you want to
know something you're gonna have the
time of your life all right stay by
everyone can I borrow your time in
[Music]
four three two
[Music]
good morning
I'm West Jordan welcome to the first
edition of fYI for kids where your
information
Hank Caldwell exposes a nutritional
nightmare in our school cafeterias and
tracy night spends a day skating with
Dorothy Hamill but first in an exclusive
interview dr. Edwards stuttered the
superintendent of Dolan County School
System talks to our own Natalie more
Baddeley Thank You Wes dr. Stoddard
welcome to fYI for kids well thank you
for inviting me Natalie I want to wish
you and your colleagues good luck and
your new and exciting project thank you
dr. Stoddard while other school
districts rely on tax dollars for
funding you began a successful program
reaching out to the private sector for
financial support and Natalie the
business of Education is the business of
all our tomorrow's
you see we're counting on bright boys
and girls like you to be the leaders of
the future
[Music]
how much money did you raise last year
oh yeah I'm sure you're not interested
in hearing a bunch of boring figures yes
I am you raised two million dollars
didn't you dr. Stoddard yet only a
million and a half reach the schools
whereas the other half million I'm glad
you asked it's being held in an escrow
account escrow is a very complicated
escrow account called sabar enterprises
an account used to secure a home
improvement loan for five five five Long
Creek Road that's your home address
isn't it dr. Schneider I have copies of
receipts for an automatic garage door
opener backyard patio three thousand
square feet of new sod this has been the
first edition of fYI for kids catch you
later
[Applause]
and I could watch that guy squirm LJ
come on you're gonna do seen it three
times already let's give the Machine
arrest have some more food ya wanna do
excuse me
Elden we're talking to me
I was just wondering something whatever
I'm here you usually you know follow me
around a lot and hang on my every word
well I've been here for a while now and
you haven't even said hello oh you know
I'm a proud man now I've tried in the
past to win your favor but to no avail
it's quite obvious a man like me has no
chance with a woman like you so I'm
moving on oh the old hard-to-get routine
who would have thought huh thanks for
the tip tank
[Applause]
hello Murphy sorry I'm late I got hung
up and meeting with the big breasts
reeling in those confluences what do
they want a four-year commitment well I
guess I can work it into my schedule
come on the kids will want to hear this
fYI for kids is history what you know it
can't be the network hated it
but they said it was too hard hitting
too adult for Saturday mornings the
going with a quiz show hosted by Lou
Ferrigno television anymore I hate this
lousy business I hate those Network
people are nothing but a bunch of vipers
does it I've had it I'm buying a little
farm in Virginia and I'm getting out
yourself together we have to tell the
kids tell the kids
oh no we can't they're so happy and full
of glee we'll tell them next week the
circus is coming to town yes we'll take
them to the circus and we'll tell them
while they're watching Bears ride a bike
wait a minute Murphy weren't you the one
who said we shouldn't baby them it
looked like you it sounded like you okay
I'll tell them I work everybody
can I talk to you for a minute I have
some news but first I just want to say
how proud we all are of the work you've
done this week oh yeah and that one day
you'll all go on to become great
successes in the exciting field we got
the X
[Applause]
they didn't even give us a chance how
can they do this we had no meeting it's
not fair
hey Frank who said life was fair don't
take it so hard we had a good time and
that's what counts
no it isn't we dumped we can't tomorrow
nobody will answer our calls it hurts
Hank this I should have worn the suit ha
Jim you should have worn the earring and
played the guitar shaking your bottom
that's what they want
look I know this is hard but let's do
something to cheer ourselves up would
you like to see a movie or go for ice
cream would you like a puppy it's ok
Murphy not really that disappointed
between school in the shell I didn't
have enough time for cheerleading
practice and that's my first love hey
anybody want to go them all Yeah right
unless you guys wants to stay I think
you're gonna be alright
oh yes we'll be fine go Oh crazy belts
are on sale like casual corner
I guess I'll be going to Natalie do you
want to talk about I don't know how you
can say that I know I feel pretty crummy
it's my fault isn't it I didn't work
hard enough I wasn't good enough whoa
hold on if I put that much pressure on
myself every time things didn't work out
the way I wanted them to I'd end up well
I'd end up been Betty Ford look you've
already learned how to be a good
reporter now why don't you take some
time out and learn how to be a kid relax
loosen up and if somebody like Miriam
charters undoes the braid in your hair
don't turn around and slug her so that
she never speaks to you again because
one day she just might bind up his
senior class vice president and throw a
really great Christmas party with a
sleigh ride and not invite you and then
before you know it you'll be in your 40s
and you'll still never have gone on that
sleigh ride it'll be okay
you'll see once you've been in this
business a little longer you'll develop
a tougher skin you'll learn to take
these things in stride see you bye
okay let's think of something to cheer
ourselves up I know let's play Barbara
Walters special I'll be shared oh no I
want to be shared okay
you'll be share I'll be Madonna who's
gonna be Barbara Walters they've got
Sharon Madonna when you turn
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