Murphy Brown (1988–2018): Season 2, Episode 10 - Brown Like Me: Part 1 - full transcript
I tapped miles at a stoplight tapped me
my car is ruined a twisted heap of
midnight blue head robbed a metal God is
punishing me for buying a German car
look I can't even move my head because
she wouldn't wait five seconds for me to
find my station on the radio he was
holding up traffic for two blocks
searching for the Osmonds
his car is fine trust me
[Applause]
Oh guys you aren't going to believe this
listen listen we're pleased to inform
you that you have been chosen to receive
this year's Robert F Kennedy Journalism
Award for outstanding coverage of
problems of the disadvantaged in your
piece no place to call home Robert
Kennedy was my hero to receive this
award it's got to be one of the high
points of my career don't you think so
miles yeah okay it's pretty great
when's the presentation Murphy two weeks
and being as you guys are the closest
thing I have to family in this city I'm
counting on you all to be there what
about your real family first of all my
parents haven't been in the same room
together since they signed the divorce
papers 15 years ago secondly my mother's
in London for the month curating an art
exhibit and thirdly my father is too
busy well how do you know because he's
always too busy if he was too busy to
see me win the intramural broad jumping
championship in high school he's too
busy for this movie you know I don't get
involved in your personal life anymore
God knows I still feel responsible for
the Richard Gere debacle
I think you should invite at least one
parrot to share this wonderful honor
with you after all you're their only
child
he's right Murphy why don't you call
your father what's the worst thing that
can happen he'll say no he is not gonna
say no now come on call come on let's go
come on come on this is not a good idea
Frank he publishes this magazine it's
hard to get away he married this new
young wife he has this new baby I don't
know the Chicago area code three one two
damn you Frank
[Music]
dial I really setting myself up for a
fall here I'm flashing back to my sixth
grade play it was a musical about good
grammar I was brilliant as a dangling
participle it took real athletic prowess
did he see it
no it's ringing what if the new wife
answers I don't remember her name Frank
something with a nil Lois Lana Lisa
hello who's this Karen hi
so how's everything uh-huh
great listen is my father there sure
I'll hold
she said she thinks he went out for a
power walk
years from now she'll still be telling
this story he left in the morning for a
power walk and he never came home hi
great just great
so listen I saw your latest issue of the
Chicago voice I can't say I've ever seen
anyone refer to Jesse Helms as an
embarrassment to primates in print
before so listen dad you're probably
wondering why I'm calling it seems as
though I've just won the Robert Kennedy
award for journalism and I just thought
I'd let you know in the off chance that
you might want to be there although I
completely understand if you're swamped
I don't want you to feel like you're
under any obligation to two weeks from
Friday really you're kidding
you're kidding
great okay see you then
he's coming you see you did the right
thing and he's bringing Karen and the
baby
[Music]
unbelievable absolutely unbelievable
you're never gonna believe this
miles we're sick I'm hearing about your
car I take it to a mechanic and show him
the dent your fender he takes a common
household plunger and sucks the dent out
he then charges me a king's ransom for
30 seconds of work with a stick and a
piece of rubber and I'm not even be
unbelievable speed it up so pull out of
the dealership car looks good driving
driving driving I come up to the very
same stoplight where Murphy tried to
kill me it has barely turned green and
guess what guess what I get hit from
behind again like it just right or
something nobody cares miles you'll
never guess who this guy was never in a
zillion years getting off please watch
your backs
well then children first please clear
off people
[Music]
around looking for Murphy Brown oh you
must be Murphy's father
hi I'm Corki sure would
I'm sure Murphy's told you all about me
nice talking to you where's Murphy oh
this is mr. and mrs. Brown and baby bro
hello there young men hmm bananas
that's from Tina and my own super bra
yeah yeah we've already met listen
Silverberg I've got the insurance
information right here but you don't
need it I mean you just got a dimple in
your bumper
buy yourself a plunger and you can suck
the dancing right uh-huh I'll take that
if you don't mind
Murphy you got visitors yes whoo oh god
they're here why couldn't even come
alone Frank what am I gonna say to that
woman what she like is she smart did she
support the ER a does she wear furs what
did you find out she's got legs up to
her neck nice work Frank
some things in life you just don't ask
for he's 63 years old she's younger than
I am
what about the baby did you see it did
it say anything to you why don't you
just bite the bullet and go out there
now come on you've got two days ahead of
you yeah yeah okay dad Susie Q don't
give your old man a big eye it's great
to see you dad you look really good my
young bride responsible for laughs she's
got me walking five miles a day eating
all that old brand crappy Karen honey
come on come on Karen I want you to meet
my daughter Murphy Brown Oh
Murphy it's great to finally meet you
why now I really feel like part of
Brown's family
hey Murphy you finally got the baby
brother you always wanted I never wanted
a baby hear you say hello to your sister
Murphy I know you want to hold a Murphy
it's okay
oh no I can see him fine from here
no come on he won't bite here you go
Billy Murphy's gonna hold
no no no really yeah
let's get the show on the road here the
baggage Karen you get the baby stuff
Murphy's got the baby that was an
interesting experience
well Murphy they look like you you're so
good holding you doesn't yeah so who
else wants to feel Virgil
[Music]
now we're having fun
okay why don't we go into the living
going to put up here oh no oh no what
are you doing Eldon what are you doing
painting you ceiling hell is he painting
up there the Statue of Liberty in a
Toyota what's that mean I'm particularly
fond of this one
it symbolizes the Japanese purchase of
the American spirit I know I can't stay
here Elden my father Bill Brown I'm not
saying no and this is his wife Karen yes
we are we're not going to a hotel bill
we came here to spend time with Murphy
and see her get her award and Bill jr.
needs time to get to know his sister
which way to our room Murphy straight
upstairs would make a right okay take
your son hold on I'll be back in a few
minutes this is your baby yeah
oh just pack it up Eldon you know pretty
gutsy trying again considering what
happened the first time well Phil I
think would just sit down here with me
thinking sit wait for I'm gonna come boy
things have sure changed haven't they
dad not really you know Noriega is still
in Panama and there's another Republican
in the White House no I mean things have
changed with you new wife new baby
supposed to be kind of hard for you if I
remember correctly you were never one
for kids he looks just like me Toby
be right back
[Music]
[Music]
I have a bone to pick with you my
daughter
I hate finding out about your life from
the newspaper especially but there's
going to be a large party and I'm not
invited or mother I knew you were in
London so I didn't bother to I decided
to fly back here to be with you
after all it's a very big honor and I
should be part of it
I smell paint and something else I
haven't smelled Old Spice since oh my
god Avery what the hell are you doing
here what do you mean what am I doing
here I live here you don't live here
mother
well I visited here once and I know
where things are and that's all I was
the same thing Oh what have we here
amazing bill one would think at your age
you'd be shooting blanks
it helps to have a live target
isn't it funny you two just running into
each other after all these years I mean
you just have to laugh don't you that
hat is stupid I can't stay here Murphy I
know that's a big disappointment to you
but I'll have to go into a hotel
no problem mother I'll just call the
Georgetown in you two just ketchup my
staple brush mr. bernanke something told
me that you would still be here you know
I was thinking about you recently
oh really yes now what was it oh yes it
was an exhibit a primitive wall
paintings in Malawi have you seen my
latest work cast your eyes skyward oh do
you surfing of American ingenuity by
Asian industrialism
very bold perspective yes it's you know
satirical art has long been maligned by
those who do not believe it is a true
art form but what is art really the
debate goes on you know I have missed
our little talks so much oh I forgot to
ask if you want to get up early and do
some yoga with me I have these great Hey
tonight oh hello hello well I have a
feeling that I know who you are aren't
you going to introduce a spell probably
not I'm Avery Brown the original one the
one who married him in college and gave
up her own career so that she could
support him while he was starting a
newspaper Borum a child raised it and
then Monday was told that he was bored
and he was leaving and you are Karen
this is a surprise yeah but there's no
reason that we should feel awkward about
this never got over your obsession with
breasts did you Belle
[Music]
let's see go to the paint store stay
here watch this I think I'll stay
I see everyone's met well I'm sorry to
break up the party but you have to go
mother
the Georgetown in has a lovely room for
you but if you're not there in 15
minutes they're going to give it away so
come on let's go here we go we're going
Marvie I've changed my mind I don't see
my daughter that often it isn't right
for me to go to a hotel I'll just sleep
in the den the den just like old times
if everyone will excuse me I'll just old
freshen up interesting family kind of
like a Fellini version of The Waltons
[Applause]
Murphy are you asleep
Murphy I'm sorry I woke you out God just
because I'm awake I thought you'd be
awake huh well guess we're both awake
now huh which is good because I was
really hoping that we would have a
chance to talk you know just the two of
us what good night don't you but then I
know good morning well I loved the whole
day actually I guess you were saying
really loving life what you know Murphy
I've been thinking that I might be in
the way here it's just as a sixth sense
on my part that maybe there's some
unfinished business and maybe it'd be
better if I just let things take their
course you know I guess that's sort of a
Zen way of looking at things do you know
much about Zen
well anyway I believe Bell jr. here
because I feel that's the right thing to
do and I'm going to hop the shuttle to
New York for a few days you know I could
use a break new husband a new baby it'll
be nice to sleep alone for a few days
God your father needs a lot of sex every
night it's not that I don't like sex
that he has this unbelievable drive I
don't want to hear about this Karen okay
I don't know it's hard to explain but it
just feels a little weird you my father
say so um talking to you I'll see you in
the morning okay okay sweet dreams sure
if you like cigars and tunnels
Murphy wake up I'm awake mother good I
forgot to give you this it's a present
oh gee a present for me
now it's a handmade damn from Scotland I
thought of you oh gee thanks mother I
needed one of these try it on I don't
know mother it's kind of late isn't it
go ahead I'm on the sea Oh Murphy you
can really wear hats you should do it
more often
so what shall we talk about I don't know
mother
it seems like we should be sleeping
doesn't oh don't be such an old lady
let's stay up all night and talk about
subjects that interest us like art
theater Karin I hate Karin don't you
door opening the lights on so I thought
I'd come in and oh you we're talking
here bill about women's things pantyhose
childbirth get out are you making her
wear hats again don't do that Avery she
doesn't look good in hats well bill I'm
so happy that you've become an expert on
fashion do you still have those 12 pairs
of desert boots let me get a pen and pad
I want to get every word down oh well
let me start with this who do you think
you are gallivanting around but the
woman half your age because a woman your
age can't keep up with me excuse me I
was forgetting that I'm talking to a man
who now wears that Italian underwear
they sell in a tube
well if you haven't changed a bit you've
been sucking on that same old lemon for
whole did what is going on here
it's one o'clock in the morning you two
are at each other's throats I mean what
kind of family is this supposed to be
we're all adults right would you please
take off that you know I feel cheated I
really do
I had everything except a family other
people would talk about their big
Thanksgivings and I tell about how dad
Saud Mother's person have with the
electric knife
you should be ashamed of yourselves
can't you hold it together for one day
one day so I can enjoy myself is that
too much to ask
yeah well I I hear what you're saying
Susie Q and you're right yeah absolutely
right
well I don't know about her I'm willing
to put those old differences aside I
think I can do so this is where
everybody is
maybe we should start by having lunch
together tomorrow at the moon is that
one of the tie and jacket kind of joints
no no I don't like that no no how about
the fish joint off Connecticut since
when do you eat fish since I found
someone who could cook it when did you
become a connoisseur on food you don't
have to be a connoisseur to recognize
burnt fish
I hate it when mom and dad fight
I love the chimp dial voice could you
say this is Nick at night this isn't a
good night
stay tuned for Murphy Brown stay tuned
for Murphy Brown no is it in right now
leave a message at the tone my good
friend lo isn't here right now
[Applause]
[Music]
you
[Music]
it's organic
[Music]
I simply can't believe what's happening
to the city some folks get mighty
serious about religion man you better
wake Dede Emma yes ma'am
this is really corny I hope you know
that come on turkey try
my that is a dark secret hmm
try again this is fun
[Music]
don't be so Don damn be moving shut up
and walk it is the chance of a lifetime
come with me
okay come on
oh I am in deed I adored that one that's
it a man and a girl this this is it
god it's so sexist I beg your pardon
young lady girl the word is woman you're
a woman dear I'm a girl and proud of it
my own goddamn father a sexist my
darling daughter
transsexuals can never be sexist so I
find I've died in that hospital Jesus no
listen if I had died they'd have been
munching on me up on that catwalk they
didn't need whole people my love just
amputated parts what a relief
Michael's mother sent him a pound cake
it's progress at least as it wasn't even
a note attached she's trying yeah a
fruitcake would have made me a little
nervous
hey munchies
here take B I loved Brookside yeah so
did everybody else
what's the matter Burke was offered a
job at New York magazine
Oh hope you're not leaving us
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
I mean hey what's this from Michael's
mother all right
also there's this big protest going on
at the Civic Center today anti nukes
thought you might want to join me go
limp together huh maybe it's not your
thing what are you kidding everything's
my thing it could be a real flaky crowd
but we'll fit right in yeah now you're
right darling you promise promise your
passports oh shit
get in oh you'll be careful of strangers
oh there are no strangers who we're
going
how did this happen I don't even know
where Jonestown is so how's business
large busier than hell yeah and we got
all them suckers from the interstate
Bobby got herself a CB radio no we can't
beat them off with a stick how about you
a little gardening hate still going them
meet their plans I just called to wish
you happy Mother's Day
you mean you know I'm a dancer that'd be
real nice like having pictures around
nice evening
oh hi explain get off okay yeah yeah
fine here's this key
sit
I've been meaning to thank you for your
help on Christmas Eve the party you mean
the bonfire
on the roof
you're welcome
when you first got here I thought the
freedom might be too much for you but I
was wrong
you're gonna do just I know
[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
you
[Music]]
my car is ruined a twisted heap of
midnight blue head robbed a metal God is
punishing me for buying a German car
look I can't even move my head because
she wouldn't wait five seconds for me to
find my station on the radio he was
holding up traffic for two blocks
searching for the Osmonds
his car is fine trust me
[Applause]
Oh guys you aren't going to believe this
listen listen we're pleased to inform
you that you have been chosen to receive
this year's Robert F Kennedy Journalism
Award for outstanding coverage of
problems of the disadvantaged in your
piece no place to call home Robert
Kennedy was my hero to receive this
award it's got to be one of the high
points of my career don't you think so
miles yeah okay it's pretty great
when's the presentation Murphy two weeks
and being as you guys are the closest
thing I have to family in this city I'm
counting on you all to be there what
about your real family first of all my
parents haven't been in the same room
together since they signed the divorce
papers 15 years ago secondly my mother's
in London for the month curating an art
exhibit and thirdly my father is too
busy well how do you know because he's
always too busy if he was too busy to
see me win the intramural broad jumping
championship in high school he's too
busy for this movie you know I don't get
involved in your personal life anymore
God knows I still feel responsible for
the Richard Gere debacle
I think you should invite at least one
parrot to share this wonderful honor
with you after all you're their only
child
he's right Murphy why don't you call
your father what's the worst thing that
can happen he'll say no he is not gonna
say no now come on call come on let's go
come on come on this is not a good idea
Frank he publishes this magazine it's
hard to get away he married this new
young wife he has this new baby I don't
know the Chicago area code three one two
damn you Frank
[Music]
dial I really setting myself up for a
fall here I'm flashing back to my sixth
grade play it was a musical about good
grammar I was brilliant as a dangling
participle it took real athletic prowess
did he see it
no it's ringing what if the new wife
answers I don't remember her name Frank
something with a nil Lois Lana Lisa
hello who's this Karen hi
so how's everything uh-huh
great listen is my father there sure
I'll hold
she said she thinks he went out for a
power walk
years from now she'll still be telling
this story he left in the morning for a
power walk and he never came home hi
great just great
so listen I saw your latest issue of the
Chicago voice I can't say I've ever seen
anyone refer to Jesse Helms as an
embarrassment to primates in print
before so listen dad you're probably
wondering why I'm calling it seems as
though I've just won the Robert Kennedy
award for journalism and I just thought
I'd let you know in the off chance that
you might want to be there although I
completely understand if you're swamped
I don't want you to feel like you're
under any obligation to two weeks from
Friday really you're kidding
you're kidding
great okay see you then
he's coming you see you did the right
thing and he's bringing Karen and the
baby
[Music]
unbelievable absolutely unbelievable
you're never gonna believe this
miles we're sick I'm hearing about your
car I take it to a mechanic and show him
the dent your fender he takes a common
household plunger and sucks the dent out
he then charges me a king's ransom for
30 seconds of work with a stick and a
piece of rubber and I'm not even be
unbelievable speed it up so pull out of
the dealership car looks good driving
driving driving I come up to the very
same stoplight where Murphy tried to
kill me it has barely turned green and
guess what guess what I get hit from
behind again like it just right or
something nobody cares miles you'll
never guess who this guy was never in a
zillion years getting off please watch
your backs
well then children first please clear
off people
[Music]
around looking for Murphy Brown oh you
must be Murphy's father
hi I'm Corki sure would
I'm sure Murphy's told you all about me
nice talking to you where's Murphy oh
this is mr. and mrs. Brown and baby bro
hello there young men hmm bananas
that's from Tina and my own super bra
yeah yeah we've already met listen
Silverberg I've got the insurance
information right here but you don't
need it I mean you just got a dimple in
your bumper
buy yourself a plunger and you can suck
the dancing right uh-huh I'll take that
if you don't mind
Murphy you got visitors yes whoo oh god
they're here why couldn't even come
alone Frank what am I gonna say to that
woman what she like is she smart did she
support the ER a does she wear furs what
did you find out she's got legs up to
her neck nice work Frank
some things in life you just don't ask
for he's 63 years old she's younger than
I am
what about the baby did you see it did
it say anything to you why don't you
just bite the bullet and go out there
now come on you've got two days ahead of
you yeah yeah okay dad Susie Q don't
give your old man a big eye it's great
to see you dad you look really good my
young bride responsible for laughs she's
got me walking five miles a day eating
all that old brand crappy Karen honey
come on come on Karen I want you to meet
my daughter Murphy Brown Oh
Murphy it's great to finally meet you
why now I really feel like part of
Brown's family
hey Murphy you finally got the baby
brother you always wanted I never wanted
a baby hear you say hello to your sister
Murphy I know you want to hold a Murphy
it's okay
oh no I can see him fine from here
no come on he won't bite here you go
Billy Murphy's gonna hold
no no no really yeah
let's get the show on the road here the
baggage Karen you get the baby stuff
Murphy's got the baby that was an
interesting experience
well Murphy they look like you you're so
good holding you doesn't yeah so who
else wants to feel Virgil
[Music]
now we're having fun
okay why don't we go into the living
going to put up here oh no oh no what
are you doing Eldon what are you doing
painting you ceiling hell is he painting
up there the Statue of Liberty in a
Toyota what's that mean I'm particularly
fond of this one
it symbolizes the Japanese purchase of
the American spirit I know I can't stay
here Elden my father Bill Brown I'm not
saying no and this is his wife Karen yes
we are we're not going to a hotel bill
we came here to spend time with Murphy
and see her get her award and Bill jr.
needs time to get to know his sister
which way to our room Murphy straight
upstairs would make a right okay take
your son hold on I'll be back in a few
minutes this is your baby yeah
oh just pack it up Eldon you know pretty
gutsy trying again considering what
happened the first time well Phil I
think would just sit down here with me
thinking sit wait for I'm gonna come boy
things have sure changed haven't they
dad not really you know Noriega is still
in Panama and there's another Republican
in the White House no I mean things have
changed with you new wife new baby
supposed to be kind of hard for you if I
remember correctly you were never one
for kids he looks just like me Toby
be right back
[Music]
[Music]
I have a bone to pick with you my
daughter
I hate finding out about your life from
the newspaper especially but there's
going to be a large party and I'm not
invited or mother I knew you were in
London so I didn't bother to I decided
to fly back here to be with you
after all it's a very big honor and I
should be part of it
I smell paint and something else I
haven't smelled Old Spice since oh my
god Avery what the hell are you doing
here what do you mean what am I doing
here I live here you don't live here
mother
well I visited here once and I know
where things are and that's all I was
the same thing Oh what have we here
amazing bill one would think at your age
you'd be shooting blanks
it helps to have a live target
isn't it funny you two just running into
each other after all these years I mean
you just have to laugh don't you that
hat is stupid I can't stay here Murphy I
know that's a big disappointment to you
but I'll have to go into a hotel
no problem mother I'll just call the
Georgetown in you two just ketchup my
staple brush mr. bernanke something told
me that you would still be here you know
I was thinking about you recently
oh really yes now what was it oh yes it
was an exhibit a primitive wall
paintings in Malawi have you seen my
latest work cast your eyes skyward oh do
you surfing of American ingenuity by
Asian industrialism
very bold perspective yes it's you know
satirical art has long been maligned by
those who do not believe it is a true
art form but what is art really the
debate goes on you know I have missed
our little talks so much oh I forgot to
ask if you want to get up early and do
some yoga with me I have these great Hey
tonight oh hello hello well I have a
feeling that I know who you are aren't
you going to introduce a spell probably
not I'm Avery Brown the original one the
one who married him in college and gave
up her own career so that she could
support him while he was starting a
newspaper Borum a child raised it and
then Monday was told that he was bored
and he was leaving and you are Karen
this is a surprise yeah but there's no
reason that we should feel awkward about
this never got over your obsession with
breasts did you Belle
[Music]
let's see go to the paint store stay
here watch this I think I'll stay
I see everyone's met well I'm sorry to
break up the party but you have to go
mother
the Georgetown in has a lovely room for
you but if you're not there in 15
minutes they're going to give it away so
come on let's go here we go we're going
Marvie I've changed my mind I don't see
my daughter that often it isn't right
for me to go to a hotel I'll just sleep
in the den the den just like old times
if everyone will excuse me I'll just old
freshen up interesting family kind of
like a Fellini version of The Waltons
[Applause]
Murphy are you asleep
Murphy I'm sorry I woke you out God just
because I'm awake I thought you'd be
awake huh well guess we're both awake
now huh which is good because I was
really hoping that we would have a
chance to talk you know just the two of
us what good night don't you but then I
know good morning well I loved the whole
day actually I guess you were saying
really loving life what you know Murphy
I've been thinking that I might be in
the way here it's just as a sixth sense
on my part that maybe there's some
unfinished business and maybe it'd be
better if I just let things take their
course you know I guess that's sort of a
Zen way of looking at things do you know
much about Zen
well anyway I believe Bell jr. here
because I feel that's the right thing to
do and I'm going to hop the shuttle to
New York for a few days you know I could
use a break new husband a new baby it'll
be nice to sleep alone for a few days
God your father needs a lot of sex every
night it's not that I don't like sex
that he has this unbelievable drive I
don't want to hear about this Karen okay
I don't know it's hard to explain but it
just feels a little weird you my father
say so um talking to you I'll see you in
the morning okay okay sweet dreams sure
if you like cigars and tunnels
Murphy wake up I'm awake mother good I
forgot to give you this it's a present
oh gee a present for me
now it's a handmade damn from Scotland I
thought of you oh gee thanks mother I
needed one of these try it on I don't
know mother it's kind of late isn't it
go ahead I'm on the sea Oh Murphy you
can really wear hats you should do it
more often
so what shall we talk about I don't know
mother
it seems like we should be sleeping
doesn't oh don't be such an old lady
let's stay up all night and talk about
subjects that interest us like art
theater Karin I hate Karin don't you
door opening the lights on so I thought
I'd come in and oh you we're talking
here bill about women's things pantyhose
childbirth get out are you making her
wear hats again don't do that Avery she
doesn't look good in hats well bill I'm
so happy that you've become an expert on
fashion do you still have those 12 pairs
of desert boots let me get a pen and pad
I want to get every word down oh well
let me start with this who do you think
you are gallivanting around but the
woman half your age because a woman your
age can't keep up with me excuse me I
was forgetting that I'm talking to a man
who now wears that Italian underwear
they sell in a tube
well if you haven't changed a bit you've
been sucking on that same old lemon for
whole did what is going on here
it's one o'clock in the morning you two
are at each other's throats I mean what
kind of family is this supposed to be
we're all adults right would you please
take off that you know I feel cheated I
really do
I had everything except a family other
people would talk about their big
Thanksgivings and I tell about how dad
Saud Mother's person have with the
electric knife
you should be ashamed of yourselves
can't you hold it together for one day
one day so I can enjoy myself is that
too much to ask
yeah well I I hear what you're saying
Susie Q and you're right yeah absolutely
right
well I don't know about her I'm willing
to put those old differences aside I
think I can do so this is where
everybody is
maybe we should start by having lunch
together tomorrow at the moon is that
one of the tie and jacket kind of joints
no no I don't like that no no how about
the fish joint off Connecticut since
when do you eat fish since I found
someone who could cook it when did you
become a connoisseur on food you don't
have to be a connoisseur to recognize
burnt fish
I hate it when mom and dad fight
I love the chimp dial voice could you
say this is Nick at night this isn't a
good night
stay tuned for Murphy Brown stay tuned
for Murphy Brown no is it in right now
leave a message at the tone my good
friend lo isn't here right now
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I simply can't believe what's happening
to the city some folks get mighty
serious about religion man you better
wake Dede Emma yes ma'am
this is really corny I hope you know
that come on turkey try
my that is a dark secret hmm
try again this is fun
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don't be so Don damn be moving shut up
and walk it is the chance of a lifetime
come with me
okay come on
oh I am in deed I adored that one that's
it a man and a girl this this is it
god it's so sexist I beg your pardon
young lady girl the word is woman you're
a woman dear I'm a girl and proud of it
my own goddamn father a sexist my
darling daughter
transsexuals can never be sexist so I
find I've died in that hospital Jesus no
listen if I had died they'd have been
munching on me up on that catwalk they
didn't need whole people my love just
amputated parts what a relief
Michael's mother sent him a pound cake
it's progress at least as it wasn't even
a note attached she's trying yeah a
fruitcake would have made me a little
nervous
hey munchies
here take B I loved Brookside yeah so
did everybody else
what's the matter Burke was offered a
job at New York magazine
Oh hope you're not leaving us
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I mean hey what's this from Michael's
mother all right
also there's this big protest going on
at the Civic Center today anti nukes
thought you might want to join me go
limp together huh maybe it's not your
thing what are you kidding everything's
my thing it could be a real flaky crowd
but we'll fit right in yeah now you're
right darling you promise promise your
passports oh shit
get in oh you'll be careful of strangers
oh there are no strangers who we're
going
how did this happen I don't even know
where Jonestown is so how's business
large busier than hell yeah and we got
all them suckers from the interstate
Bobby got herself a CB radio no we can't
beat them off with a stick how about you
a little gardening hate still going them
meet their plans I just called to wish
you happy Mother's Day
you mean you know I'm a dancer that'd be
real nice like having pictures around
nice evening
oh hi explain get off okay yeah yeah
fine here's this key
sit
I've been meaning to thank you for your
help on Christmas Eve the party you mean
the bonfire
on the roof
you're welcome
when you first got here I thought the
freedom might be too much for you but I
was wrong
you're gonna do just I know
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