Mr. Bean (1990–1995): Season 1, Episode 4 - Mr. Bean Goes to Town - full transcript
Mr Bean purchases a new TV, only to experience a spot of reception trouble. He then takes a stroll in the park to try out his new camera, which is promptly stolen. This leads to an identity...
(Crashing)
(Coins rattling)
(Clunk)
(Static)
(Static continues )
(Static rises )
(Static rises )
(Dramatic music and gunfire on TV)
(Static)
(Music and gunfire )
(Static)
(TV) 'Hold it a minute!
I wanna see what happens...'
(Gunfire on TV)
(Static)
(Gunfire on TV)
(Static)
(Gunfire )
(Static)
(Static continues )
(Gunfire )
(Dramatic music on TV)
- 'It's here! Bring a horse!'
- 'I'll take care of that all right.'
(Gunfire )
(Static)
(Static rises )
(Gunfire )
'There she is!'
(Coin rattling)
(Clunk)
(Click)
Excuse me. Could you, er...
Sure.
If you'd be so kind.
- Just press the red button.
- OK.
- Move back.
- The red one.
Right back.
Right up to the women.
Good. OK.
(Click)
Now just try one more
and turn around.
Actually face them.
Right the round and face the women.
Camera thief!
(High pitched) Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
In your own time, sir. No rush.
(Muttering)
Ooh!
Ow!
Oww!
Oof!
(High pitched) Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Yes? Can I help you sir?
- Yes, can I have this please?
- Certainly, sir.
There you are, sir, size nine.
No, I only want the one.
No, no, they come as two.
We have to sell them as two, sir.
Thank you.
(Whirring)
(Whirring stops )
I'm sorry I'm late, I got...
(Crackling)
(Cymbal crash)
(Cheering)
Please can I have one volunteer
from the audience?
We have a gentleman over here.
- Please, come up.
- (Applause )
I wanted the waitress...
I'm looking for my watch.
It fell down here...
In here?
Where is...?
Excuse me,
I'm looking for my wa...
- Get off!
- Boo!
(Audience booing)
( # Dance music)
Could you change the music
to something a bit more...
( # Soft romantic music)
(Music stops )
(Coins rattling)
(Clunk)
(Static)
(Static continues )
(Static rises )
(Static rises )
(Dramatic music and gunfire on TV)
(Static)
(Music and gunfire )
(Static)
(TV) 'Hold it a minute!
I wanna see what happens...'
(Gunfire on TV)
(Static)
(Gunfire on TV)
(Static)
(Gunfire )
(Static)
(Static continues )
(Gunfire )
(Dramatic music on TV)
- 'It's here! Bring a horse!'
- 'I'll take care of that all right.'
(Gunfire )
(Static)
(Static rises )
(Gunfire )
'There she is!'
(Coin rattling)
(Clunk)
(Click)
Excuse me. Could you, er...
Sure.
If you'd be so kind.
- Just press the red button.
- OK.
- Move back.
- The red one.
Right back.
Right up to the women.
Good. OK.
(Click)
Now just try one more
and turn around.
Actually face them.
Right the round and face the women.
Camera thief!
(High pitched) Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
In your own time, sir. No rush.
(Muttering)
Ooh!
Ow!
Oww!
Oof!
(High pitched) Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Yes? Can I help you sir?
- Yes, can I have this please?
- Certainly, sir.
There you are, sir, size nine.
No, I only want the one.
No, no, they come as two.
We have to sell them as two, sir.
Thank you.
(Whirring)
(Whirring stops )
I'm sorry I'm late, I got...
(Crackling)
(Cymbal crash)
(Cheering)
Please can I have one volunteer
from the audience?
We have a gentleman over here.
- Please, come up.
- (Applause )
I wanted the waitress...
I'm looking for my watch.
It fell down here...
In here?
Where is...?
Excuse me,
I'm looking for my wa...
- Get off!
- Boo!
(Audience booing)
( # Dance music)
Could you change the music
to something a bit more...
( # Soft romantic music)
(Music stops )