Mr. Bean (1990–1995): Season 1, Episode 12 - Tee Off, Mr. Bean - full transcript
Mr. Bean goes to a laundromat where he washes his clothes and other various items and ends up causing trouble with the other people and their laundry. Afterwards, he heads off to a mini golf course where he plays but ends up following the ball everywhere it goes and continues to play even when it's not on the course.
(Drowned out by washing machines)
(Hissing)
(Twang)
Monday.
Tuesday.
Thursday.
Friday.
Saturday.
Wednesday?
(Gasps)
Wednesday!
Way-hey-hey!
Sunday!
(Crash)
(Bell rings)
For the last time...
when I came in here, this was white.
- You must have done something to it.
- I must have done something to it?
Let's have a look.
- I say! Hang on!
- Come on!
This is your machine, right?
So it's your problem.
These togs cost 200 quid.
So what are you gonna do about it?
- You'll have to fill in a form.
- What form?
- You'd better come into the office.
- Oi! Where are you going?
(Door shuts)
Hello!
(Buzzer)
(Bell rings)
- There you go.
- Thanks.
Thank you.
(Attendant) Oi!
(Gate clangs shut, Bean yelps)
(Passenger yells)
Ow!
Ooh!
(Splat)
No more!
(Engine starts, exhaust rattles)
Oh, no.
(Splashing)
(Swings club, clanging)
(Echoing) No!
Ah!
(Splashing)
Yes!
Oh, no!
- Aargh!
- (Splash)
Oh! There, there, stop, stop, stop!
There!
Go on. Go on.
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
Right, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Go on, go on.
Shoo, shoo, shoo, go on.
Ah!
(Hissing)
(Twang)
Monday.
Tuesday.
Thursday.
Friday.
Saturday.
Wednesday?
(Gasps)
Wednesday!
Way-hey-hey!
Sunday!
(Crash)
(Bell rings)
For the last time...
when I came in here, this was white.
- You must have done something to it.
- I must have done something to it?
Let's have a look.
- I say! Hang on!
- Come on!
This is your machine, right?
So it's your problem.
These togs cost 200 quid.
So what are you gonna do about it?
- You'll have to fill in a form.
- What form?
- You'd better come into the office.
- Oi! Where are you going?
(Door shuts)
Hello!
(Buzzer)
(Bell rings)
- There you go.
- Thanks.
Thank you.
(Attendant) Oi!
(Gate clangs shut, Bean yelps)
(Passenger yells)
Ow!
Ooh!
(Splat)
No more!
(Engine starts, exhaust rattles)
Oh, no.
(Splashing)
(Swings club, clanging)
(Echoing) No!
Ah!
(Splashing)
Yes!
Oh, no!
- Aargh!
- (Splash)
Oh! There, there, stop, stop, stop!
There!
Go on. Go on.
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
Right, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Go on, go on.
Shoo, shoo, shoo, go on.
Ah!