Mork & Mindy (1978–1982): Season 2, Episode 1 - Mork in Wonderland: Part 1 - full transcript
After taking cold medicine, Mork begins to shrink.
MORK:
Nanu, nanu!
( UPBEAT THEME PLAYING )
( UPBEAT THEME PLAYING )
( THUNDER CRASHES )
( THUNDER CRASHES )
Here's your coffee,
Mr. Bickley.
Ahh.
There you go.
Mm, just like Mom used to make.
Oh, well, thank you.
Mom's coffee was awful too.
Thanks a lot.
Mm, Mr. Bickley,
I was wondering
if you wanted to go to Utah
with Mork and me to visit Dad.
You're not gonna believe this.
He got a job
with a symphony orchestra.
It's his big debut.
I'm so proud of him.
I never liked your dad much.
Thanks.
That's a nice thing to say.
Oh, it's not his fault.
I never liked anybody very much.
But I must say,
it's not easy for a man
to sell his business
and take a new job.
I know. That's why this job
is so perfect for him.
He's always wanted
to be a symphony conductor,
and this orchestra is gonna
take him around the country.
Ah, yes.
Zubin McConnell. Ha!
Don't panic.
Oh, no, not again.
It's nothing serious.
Just the world as we know it
is coming to an end.
Ah, it's about time.
The, uh, world is coming…
The world as we know it.
The world as we know it
is coming to an end.
Right. You see,
I went downtown to buy a book,
the Life and Hard Times of
Princess Rainier of Monaco,
and there, plastered on every
newspaper, was "energy crisis."
Don't panic. Don't panic.
Remain calm.
Energy crisis. Big deal.
Big deal? It is a big deal,
Mr. Smarty-Pants Republican.
Unless we find an alternative
source of energy for oil,
we have to conserve, and I was
making darn sure we conserve.
Oh, Mork, what were you doing?
I shot out the streetlights
in downtown Boulder.
I took out
all the traffic lights too.
I'm gonna kinda miss them
though. Red, yellow, green.
Such festive colours.
They were so pretty.
People used to stop their cars
and watch them change.
Mork, relax, okay?
Relax? Relax?
How can I relax?
Mindy, there's a world beyond
I Love Lucy.
Don't you understand? We're
running out of fossil fuels.
There aren't any more
dinosaurs dying,
and Dinah Shore
is still in residuals.
It's a whole different world.
And pretty soon,
100 years from now,
they'll be drilling in the
cemeteries looking for oil.
I can see the advertising
slogans now:
"Put our relative in your tank."
And they'll have testimonials:
"Hi, I got 20 miles to the
gallon using my Aunt Tess."
Mork, there is an energy crisis,
and in 50 or 60 years,
we probably won't have
any more oil.
But a lot of people believe
that the oil companies
are just using scare tactics
so they can hike the prices.
Somebody is getting
very rich at our expense.
Why would someone wanna get
rich at someone else's expense?
( CHUCKLES )
Let me put it to you this way.
Some of us believe
the people who own the oil
are shaking down
the rest of the world.
Oh, so that's why they call it
shakes, for the booty.
As long as the oil companies
keep backing the politicians…
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
What's so funny about that?
Nothing.
Ha-ha-ha!
Well, you just laughed.
No, I didn't.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
There you go again.
That was a sneeze.
Are you making fun of me?
If that's your sneeze,
take my advice.
Never go to a funeral
in the rain.
Look at you, Mork.
You're soaking wet.
Why don't you
take off your clothes?
Mork…
Oh, good idea.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Gesundheit.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, Mork, you're really
catching a cold.
Come here.
I'm gonna give you something.
Here.
Take one of these.
What is it?
It's a cold capsule.
It'll help shrink your nasal
membranes and clear your head.
All right. Ow.
Mork! You don't put it
in your ear.
Try swallowing it.
Swallow it?
That's the wrong way.
I've got a head cold.
Trust me.
Well, okay, but I'm warning you,
if I swallow this,
there's a darn good chance
you'll never see it again.
Ar, ar!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ha!
That boy is a little short
from the neck up.
He doesn't even know how
to take a cold tablet.
Well, he hasn't been sick much.
You don't have
to have a high fever
to know where
to stick the thermometer.
So, what about Dad's concert?
Are you gonna make the trip
with Mork and me?
Who do I have to share
the back seat with,
Mork or your grandmother?
Oh, you don't know.
Grandma's already there.
She's gonna make
the entire tour with Dad.
Wow!
Every conductor's dream,
a 78-year-old groupie. Ha!
MINDY:
We'll have to work on his attitude.
( UPBEAT THEME PLAYING )
Eeeee!
( GLASS BREAKS )
What are you doing?!
I just eliminated a negative.
There's one streetlight
that's sucked his last watt.
Stop it, Mork!
That is wrong!
Mindy, don't you think
I know right from wrong?
Well, yes,
but you just can't run around
doing right all the time. It's…
It's just not right.
Shazbat. Mayday.
Amrak.
Faze and confusion.
Just when I think I have
Earth communication down,
right is wrong.
All right, readjust.
Famous architect,
Frank Lloyd Wrong.
Famous soul group,
the Wrongous Brothers.
Bo Didn't-Do-Diddley.
Mork, you've gotta understand.
You just can't go around
taking the law
into your own hands.
Otherwise, you're nothing
more than a vigilante.
Do you know what a vigilante is?
Sure I know what a vigilante is.
It's a guy who's looking for
a girl who's a vigilan.
They're an endangered species.
Mindy, I know
what I did was wrong, but…
I'm sorry.
Oh, well.
It's okay, Mork, just as long
as you don't go around
breaking any more
streetlights. Promise?
- Promise.
- Good.
What did you do
to your nightshirt?
Mindy, I feel guilty,
but I think that's rather
a personal question.
I mean, when did you
buy the new one?
Look, it's at least
two sizes too big for you.
See how the sleeves come
over your hands like this?
Wait a minute, here.
You look like
a Ku Klux candy cane.
Mindy…
Mindy, this is the same cap
and the same nightshirt
I've always had.
Well, it can't be, Mork.
Look how big it is for you.
Mindy, how tall am I?
I don't know.
Usually you're about…
About like that.
But you used to be up there.
Oh, no.
You know that pill
you gave me
to shrink my nasal membranes?
I forgot.
We Orkans are all membrane.
Oh, Mork, that's impossible.
A person doesn't just shrink.
Oh, yeah? Then how come
my shorts just fell off?
( UPBEAT THEME PLAYING )
Oh, Mork, this book covers
every disease known to man.
There's not a word in here
about shrinking.
I can always play shortstop.
Ar, ar, ar!
How can you make jokes?
In less than one day,
you have shrunk down
to half your size.
This tiny-time capsule
can't go on forever.
In the meantime, in the words
of Esther Williams,
I've gotta go with the flow.
Don't be sad. Thanks for
the new clothes anyway.
I mean, my old clothes
are getting to be a hassle.
Last night in my sleep
I rolled over
and my nightshirt didn't.
Yeah.
I borrowed those from Billy's
mom from across the street.
I'm sorry I didn't get you
any shoes that fit.
Ah, my old shoes are fine.
I kinda consider them
my own personal tribute
to Emmett Kelly.
Mork, when are you
gonna face reality?
You are shrinking.
Yeah, but you gotta look
on the bright side, Mindy.
There's gotta be a pony
in here somewhere.
You know, I could be
Paul Williams' valet.
Some people say, "If I knew
then, what I know now."
Well, I've got my eye on this
cute little 8-year-old.
She's got the body
of a 6-year old though, Mind.
Mork, stop it!
Mindy, I'm sorry.
There's no use both of us
being scared to death.
I know.
The least you can let me do
is call a doctor.
A normal doctor
isn't good for me, Mind.
I have a different metabolism.
That's why I have to call
a shrink.
Oh, I know. A little
Orkan humour, right? Ar, ar.
- A little Orkan humour, Mindy?
- Is that a short joke?
Real funny, Mindy.
- So I called in a shrink.
- Big deal!
He'll get here soon. He'll be
here soon. Don't worry.
A shrink is a slang word
for a psychiatrist.
Not mine.
No, not my shrink.
( KNOCKING ON DOOR )
Besides, he told me…
I don't care what he told you.
A shrink has nothing to do
with anything that's shrunk.
( GASPS )
Who says we don't make
house calls anymore?
Mork, it's for you.
Where is the little fella?
Straight ahead and down.
Will you boys please get out?
Let the shrimp boat
sink in dignity.
Oh, you're all heart.
A good shrink has to be.
I said get out!
Boogie-oogie-oogie!
Will you get that ugly thing
away from me?
There's no telling
where it's been.
Mindy,
you remember Dr. Exidor.
Please,
don't call me "doctor," Mork.
I refuse to be put in a category
with those quacks.
Boogie-oogie-oogie!
However,
if you insist on a label,
call me Ms.
That's good.
It goes with the outfit.
Speaking of outfits,
I love yours, Mork. Oh.
Except the duck feet
have got to go.
Can I have them when you…
Don't talk like that.
He's not gonna shrink any more.
Why, of course not.
But if I were you,
I'd take some snapshots
just to be safe.
How are you feeling, Mork?
Oh, not bad.
A little short of breath.
Ar, ar, ar.
Now, this has gone too far.
What you need is a real doctor.
Oh, you mean like a real doctor
that golfs on Wednesday,
fee-splits on Thursday,
puts you on hold on Friday?
Mork, most doctors
are highly qualified.
Oh, sure,
in their own backward ways.
But I'm strides ahead of them.
And I don't mean
little froggy steps.
I mean giant strides ahead.
Giant strides ahead
of every doctor in the world.
You mean you're bigger
than Dr. Joyce Brothers?
I even have prettier hair.
Are you bigger
than Doc Severinsen?
Dr. Scholl's?
Dr Pepper?
Oh, please!
We're not talking
fruity-flavoured drinks, Mork.
We're talking hard,
scientific facts
based on years of research,
dedication, experimentation.
Don't step there!
Step on a crack,
break your mother's back.
Mork, this guy is no better
than a witch doctor.
Oh, that's…
That's Ms. Witch Doctor, Mindy.
Thank you, Mork.
Now then,
let's discuss those symptoms.
Just lie back.
Fine.
A pencil for shorthand.
Sorry.
Tell me… do you get mad
when you hear the song
"Short People"?
No.
Would you like to be
Ricardo Montalban's sidekick?
Not my fantasy.
Do you look up to Paul Williams?
No, but I can take him
a little bit at a time.
That's it.
You're cured.
What?!
You are out of your skull.
Did you hear that, Pedro?
La señora no en casa.
I'm no en casa?
You're no en casa!
He is getting small.
My dear lady!
There never has been
anything wrong with him.
( SIGHS )
The rest of us
are getting bigger.
What?
Just last night,
Walter Cronkite said
the entire world
is suffering inflation.
Out!
Goodbye, you normal kind of guy.
You're one lucky cat.
Ciao, ciao, ciao.
Hey, you kids!
Quit poking that burro!
Sorry, Pedro,
you've got to go on ahead!
I'll be there shortly!
Oop!
( SIGHS )
Well, Mork,
you just gotta think positive.
The effects of that pill will
have to wear off soon and…
Uh…
and then you'll be back
to your normal size.
You've already stopped
shrinking.
I think.
Thanks for the encouragement,
Mindy.
But a few hours ago, this shirt
used to be form-fitting,
and either I've discovered
a revolutionary new diet,
or I'm still shrinking.
What am I gonna do, Mind?
I don't know.
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
( SUSPENSEFUL THEME PLAYING )
MINDY:
How does the suit fit?
Oh, nice, considering.
Yeah.
I'm really sorry the store
was out of Ken dolls.
Yeah, me too.
I feel kind of funny
wearing Tacky Bob clothes.
Well, better late than never.
Ar.
There are certain advantages
to being small, though.
At least you can get
an entire living room set
for $6 and some change.
Yeah.
Look, Mork, I know it looks like
you've stopped shrinking,
but I really wish you'd
let me take you to a doctor.
Don't you think a doctor would
be suspicious that I'm an alien?
I'm smaller than things that
most people have removed.
Okay, no doctors.
But how do you know
you're gonna return
to your normal size?
Well, I haven't shrank
in over an hour.
Hey, in no time at all,
I'll just be growing
real big again.
No time "a tall."
Ar, ar, ar.
Ar, ar, ar.
Mind, don't you have to be
going to school today?
Yeah, I really should.
I have a journalism exam.
But I don't wanna leave you.
Hey, Mindy, I'm a big boy now.
Get out of here
before I spank your ankles.
Okay.
Are you sure?
Mindy. Mindy, Mindy, Mindy,
get outta here.
Take a hike.
Well, is there anything
I can get you while I'm out?
Well, you can pick me up
a Barbie doll,
the one
with all the accessories.
Oh, by the way,
the exterminator man
is supposed to come today…
Heh, heh. I guess
better cancel that, huh?
Sorry. See you later.
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
Oh, no! Another time capsule
just went o-o-off!
This means I'm still shrinking.
Oh, I'm glad I got rid of Mindy
so she didn't have to see this.
Pretty soon I'm gonna be
a speck of dead meat.
Woe is me.
Mork calling Orson.
Come in, Orson. Mork…
( MYSTERIOUS THEME PLAYING )
Mork calling Orson.
Come in, sir.
ORSON:
"Sir"?
You called me "sir"?
You usually start your report
with one of your snide
little fat jokes.
I'm in big trouble, Orson.
Not exactly big.
It's kind of the opposite.
What are you talking about?
I took some Earth medication
that's making me shrink.
If I don't stop, I'm gonna
dwindle away to nothing.
Waa-ah-aah! See?
The outside of me shrank again.
It's getting worse.
You've got to do something,
Mork.
Isn't there anything on Earth
that will make things grow?
All right, let's see…
I could stand in fertiliser,
but the smell would kill me.
There must be something else.
Come on, Mork, think.
Thanks for the pressure.
Let's see… Uh-huh.
Well, Mindy's into health food.
She takes brewer's yeast.
Does yeast make Mindy grow?
No. But yeast makes bread grow,
and this might work for me.
It's a million-to-one shot,
but it's the only shot I've got.
See, if I don't stop it,
I'm gonna see how many angels
can dance on the head of a pin.
Well, good luck, Mork.
Thank you, mon général.
This is Mork, signing off,
maybe for the last time.
Nanu.
( GROANS )
( MYSTERIOUS THEME PLAYING )
Oh, I feel like
the Incredible Hulk in reverse.
What am I gonna do?
I don't…
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
On one hand, voilà!
On the other hand, heavy sigh.
There's the yeast,
but it might as well be
on the other side
of the Rockies. What…?
Wha-ah!
( GROANING )
Mondo vertigo.
It's Hitchcock city.
I want to get down.
I don't want to end up
as an alien pizza.
( SUSPENSEFUL THEME PLAYING )
Ooh.
( SIGHS )
( SNIFFING )
Oh, time to use the old noodle.
( CHUCKLES )
( SUSPENSEFUL THEME PLAYING )
( SNIFFING )
Phew!
I gotta tell Mindy
she uses too much garlic.
I feel like Tarzan-elli
hanging up here.
She has the only pasta
in the world
that has a half-life.
Yeah, I should be thankful
though she made spaghetti.
Sure would be a drag to have to
shimmy down succotash.
Ohh.
( KNOCKING ON DOOR )
BICKLEY:
Mindy! Mork!
Oh, Bick, not now. I haven't
got time for small talk.
Oh.
Hello?
Mork?
Mindy?
( DOG BARKING )
Bicky, you stay down there.
Daddy will be right back.
( DOG BARKING )
BICKLEY:
Mork?
I came over to borrow your book,
you know,
Cheryl Tiegs, the Early Years.
Mork?
It's too deep.
You'll never understand it.
Mindy?
Are you in the bedroom?
Oh, well, I guess they
won't mind if I just borrow it.
I think I saw it over there.
Oh, no!
Come on, Cheryl.
Don't be shy.
The whole world has seen
that bathing suit by now.
Oh! Uh-oh!
It's happening again.
( DOG BARKS )
Oh, hi, Bicky.
I told you to wait downstairs.
I'll find that book in a minute,
and we'll go for a nice walk.
( DOG WHIMPERS )
BICKLEY:
♪ How much Is that doggy in the window? ♪
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
Oh, no! Aah!
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
Tiny feets, don't fail me now!
Oh…
Ah.
Uh-oh, I found it.
Come on, Bicky, let's go.
( WHIMPERS )
( SIGHS )
( DOG BARKING ) Come on.
Oh, hi.
Hi. What are you
doing here?
Oh, I just came over to borrow
Mork's book. He said I could.
You saw Mork?
- A couple of days ago.
- Oh.
The door was unlocked.
I hope you don't mind.
Oh, no, no.
Not at all.
I'll tell Mork
that you borrowed his book.
- Thanks.
- See ya.
Mork.
Mork, where are you?
Mork?
Ugh.
Mork?
- Mind, is that you?
- MINDY: Mork?
( SCREECHING )
Oh.
I love Steamboat Willie.
Oh! Mindy!
Mindy! Mindy!
Mindy! Mind! Min!
Oh, Min! Mindy!
Mork, is that you?
Where are you?
Mork? Mork?!
MORK:
Mindy! Down here! Careful where you step!
Oh, Mork!
Mork, you're still shrinking.
Mindy, I don't have
much time left.
You've got to help me.
There's only one chance.
What is it?
I've got to get some
of your brewer's yeast.
It's a chance in a million,
but it might make me rise.
- Hurry, please!
- Okay.
I've got you.
You do great work, Mind.
Just don't applaud yourself.
This is no time for jokes.
Thanks for the lift, Mind.
I knew I was in good hands.
Ar!
Why is this happening?
I thought
you'd stopped shrinking
I don't know, Mind.
I guess it's another example
of lousy living
through chemistry. Ar.
The smaller I get,
the faster I shrink.
Well, it's gonna be all right.
Here's the yeast.
Whoa. I think we've uncovered
a little flaw in my plan.
I know!
I'll crush it up
and dissolve it in water.
( WATER RUSHING )
It's happening again!
Hurry, Mindy!
I am. Hang on.
Hurry, Mind! I'm rapidly
becoming hindsi-i-i-ght!
( GASPS )
I'm coming, Mork!
( GASPS )
Mork!
Mindy! Mindy!
( HIGH-PITCHED ECHOING ):
Mindy!
Oh, my God, he's gone!
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
( ECHOING ):
Mindy! Mindy! Mindy! Mindy!
( YELLING )
( SUSPENSEFUL THEME PLAYING )
MORK ( ECHOING ):
Mindy! Mindy! Mindy! Mindy!
Mindy! Mindy! Mindy! Mindy!
( YELLING )
( MOOS )
( COW MOOS )
( MOOS )
Hello, Bossy.
Oh, you have something
I need bad.
Well, thank you.
A little roomy.
I hope no one tries to milk me.
Ar, ar.
Boy, I must have shrank
into a whole new universe.
You know, this planet's
probably just a molecule
on Mindy's tablecloth.
Either that
or I somehow or other landed
in the Ayatollah Khomeini's
farm. Ar, ar!
Well, at least
if you're wearing pants,
it's gotta be
an intelligent society,
or at least fashionable.
Well, I just hope
they're friendly.
Here I am,
a coward in a brave new world.
What would Bert Lahr do
in a situation like this?
( MOCK GROWL )
I know.
Haul Oz out of here.
Well, moo gesundheit.
Ah.
Hm.
( SUSPENSEFUL THEME PLAYING )
Wah!
Got him!
God bless you and keep you,
and we got you.
( LAUGHING )
You certainly are well-dressed
for being so hostile.
One, two, three, fore!
Come on, spy, sing along.
Oh, it's a silly quirk
but I hardly ever sing along
with people who tie me up.
What do you say, fellas?
Should we take five?
I might tell you good idea.
Excuse me, question.
Why is there furniture
in the middle of a field?
Good grief,
our house has been stolen.
Wait a minute.
There's something
about you guys,
like I've met you before.
On a telethon perhaps?
But this I must say. Hi,
I'm Bob "There's
big bucks in comedy" Faith.
I think we're being a little
rude to our prisoner here.
We're sort of
violating the rules
of the Geneva
"Have a nice day" Convention.
I think we should be
introducing ourselves.
JERRY:
Hello! I'm Jerry Looney!
( LAUGHING )
BOB:
Try to get over that, Jerry.
Hi, I'm Danny St. Tommy,
and here's a picture
of my family.
There's my daughter, St. Marlo,
my son, St. Rusty,
and here's my dog,
St. Spot.
I… I don't mean to pry,
but why am I all tied up?
All right, already.
Don't you know
there's a rebellion going on?
We're an outrageous, zany bunch
of revolutionaries…
( LAUGHING )
called the Sillies.
Ha-ha.
And we're revolting…
BOB & JERRY: We are?
Against the Glums.
And I just want to say
we think you're a spy.
A spy? But for who?
The evil king and his Glums.
Sounds like a punk-rock group.
Seriously, folks, I think
we should hit the road to camp.
( CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING )
( CROWD CHATTERING )
MAN:
Ready,
aim,
fire!
The arrow's funny, kid,
but get yourself a tux, huh?
Well, excu-u-u-u-se me!
Whoa,
so this is comedy purgatory.
This isn't a guerrilla camp.
This is high camp.
Look at all this great humour
going to waste
and because the king
won't let people laugh.
I hate to be
kind of a living cliché,
but when are you
gonna take me to your leader?
Well, that all depends
on whether our leader is in camp
or still working undercover
in the king's castle.
- Oh.
- BOB: Leader, leader?
Are you in?
This is Bob
"We think we caught a spy
who fell from the sky" Faith.
WOMAN:
Have him washed and sent to my tent.
Uh-huh.
Ahh!
You know something?
Even by my standards,
you guys are very bizarre.
Wait, wait.
I feel like a real drip. Please.
WOMAN:
I'll be out in a minute.
I'm slipping into something
more comfortable.
I'll slip out of something
uncomfortable.
So you're a spy.
Mindy!
Mindy, Mindy, Mindy!
Mindy, Mind…
That's Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, pal.
Mandy?
Oh, no.
Einstein was right.
I've fallen
into a parallel universe.
This is incredible.
This is the ultimate déjà vu.
It's déjà-jà vu-vu.
What?
I come from another planet.
Actually, two other planets.
But don't worry about that.
I came from a place
where there's a clone
of you named Mindy.
She's a girl I live with.
And even the furniture
is the same.
Everything is similar.
It's parallel!
Look, pal,
if you're trying
to break in a new act,
I'm really too busy.
I happen to have
a revolution to run.
And, uh, where'd you get
the silly pants?
It looks like something
a cow should be wearing.
Why don't you go back there
and change?
Anything would be better
than that.
Right, Mand…
Mind… Uh…
Whoa.
I can prove to you that I
come from a parallel universe.
Oh?
Is there a wicker chest
in front of you?
Yes.
On Earth, the Mindy I know
keeps her high school
graduation picture hidden there,
back when she was el-chubbo
and used to give fish kisses.
Oh!
How did you know that?
Oh. I also know that inside
there is a flimsy-type nightgown
that is so sheer she hasn't
got the nerve to wear it.
Well, I'll wear that…
someday.
Before I give you my
final proof, one question:
Is there anybody on this planet
who drinks with their finger?
No.
How would you like
your lake drained?
( UPBEAT THEME PLAYING )
MORK:
Now it's your turn.
Tell me about this revolution
you're planning.
Well, the name of this planet
is Mirth.
And it used to be
a pretty happy place to live
until five years ago
when this king took over.
He's the head of the Glum Party.
And if you can believe this,
he actually outlawed humour.
So I formed a band of Sillies
to overthrow the Glums.
That's one part
that doesn't fit though.
- You're not silly at all.
- ( CHUCKLES )
I'm not silly
but I like to laugh.
I appreciate humour.
I think it's our
God-given right to be happy,
and that alone
is worth fighting for.
The king just wants
everybody to be miserable.
This king sounds like
a real nimnol.
Oh, he's worse than that.
He's a crook too.
He actually cut off
our energy supply
just so he could raise the rates
and make everybody else
more glum.
So now we only have
electricity every other day.
I'm odd.
You know, Mork,
you could help our cause.
MORK:
Me? Morko the schlug?
No, you don't need
that kind of help.
No. All my men are known,
but you aren't.
If you could get a job
at the castle,
well, then,
you could be our spy.
All we have to do is prove
that the king is a crook,
and I know even his glums
would turn against him.
And then my people
can laugh again.
Yeah.
But you don't just knock
on a castle door
and say,
"Hello, Kelly boy."
besides, I don't do moats.
Ar, Ar.
No, there's no problem.
I work in the castle.
I can make sure you get a job.
Yeah, but if you work there,
why do you need me?
I'm the head
of public information.
- They don't tell me anything.
- ( SIGHS )
Oh, Mork, please.
I'm kind of new at this
joke-and-dagger stuff, but…
All right.
I'll do it for you.
Oh, Mork.
( ROMANTIC THEME PLAYING )
( SIGHS )
Oh. This 007 stuff
sure is kayo.
Yeah, but what kind of a job
can you get me in a castle?
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
( CLEARS THROAT )
Announcing
the new court serious.
( FANFARE PLAYS )
Depressing morning,
ladies and gentlemen.
( STRUMS INSTRUMENT ) Whoa!
In today's news, first,
the Foul Jones
Industrial Averages:
War and pestilence up
in heavy trading.
( STRUMS ) Whoa!
But I want to grieve to you.
The Royal Medical Society
said today
that everything causes
respiratory disease.
- Flus at eleven.
- ( STRUMS )
Whoa!
That's good stuff.
It'll really depress the king.
He'll love it.
Bick! Bick…
Maintain. Maintain.
Catchy walk too.
Mork, this is Marvin,
the king's financial advisor
and bootblack.
Mandy, I want this released to
the press as soon as possible.
Certainly.
Go!
Yes, sir.
Now remember,
when you meet the king,
it's negative,
negative, negative.
And whatever you do,
don't smile.
He won't even know I have teeth.
( STRUMS ) Whoa!
Good boy.
Good boy.
Excuse me.
( RINGING )
Announcing his majesty,
king of the Glums,
emperor of Mirth,
and conqueror
of the renegade chipmunks.
Sanctuary!
Sanctuary!
All right, all right.
Friend of everything brown,
and absolute owner
of all electricity.
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
Exidor!
Exidor?
My name isn't Exidor.
My name is… Exidon!
Oh, sorry, king's X.
But, excuse me,
but you have little eyes
painted on your eyelids.
Are you paranoid?
No. Why do you ask?
I do this so that assassins
don't know when I'm asleep.
MORK:
Oh.
In school, they must have
called you four eyes. Whoa!
You should have heard
what they called me
when I wore glasses.
Children can be so cruel.
That's why I love them.
Why am I talking to a man
who has just pinched the head
off his little doll?
Your highness, this is
your new court serious.
Actually, he has some
fairly good material.
War, pestilence, disease.
Pretty heady stuff.
I promise I'll depress you.
I'll bring you down.
I'll bum you out.
I'll make you feel like trash.
Oh, please.
Oh, please…
You'll have to depress me later.
Business before pleasure.
You guards, out,
before I have
your heads cut off too!
Whoa!
Who-oh-oah!
Marvin, I wanna talk to you.
I wanna talk to you
about the phony energy crisis.
Now, we're going to have to
shut off even more power
if we're going
to make the people
really miserable and glum.
( CLEARS THROAT )
And if we happen to make
a couple of bucks along the way,
what's it hurt?
Ixnay. Ixnay.
If you can't trust
your own court serious,
- who can you trust?
- Whoa!
Boy, are you paranoid.
I've written my entire plan
on this tape and signed it.
You wrote your plan
on adhesive tape?
It's perfectly safe.
No one's allowed
in my medicine cabinet.
The entire plan is there,
except for the first
181/2 inches.
I had to tape up a leak.
Whoa!
MORK:
Psst, Mandy!
( WHISPERS ):
Mork, is that you?
( GASPS )
No, this is me.
That's a suit of armour,
and this is my agent, Saul.
Shh!
No jokes.
Oh. Shh! Shh!
( WHISPERING ):
Exidon admitted everything.
He is deliberately
limiting the electricity.
His slogan is:
"Power to the people
on a rolling brownout
basis."
Oh, if we could prove that,
we could dethrone the king.
And then all the people
could laugh again.
But it's just your word
against his.
What we need is proof.
Proof? I'll get you proof
and I'll make it stick.
Be careful. I don't want
anything to happen to you.
- Oh.
- ( BELLS JINGLE )
Shh.
Mandy, you're soft,
just like Mindy.
Don't you worry about old Morko.
I'll take care of everything.
Maybe when all this
dirty business is over
we can get together
and tickle each other's
funny bone. Ar, ar!
Shh!
Shh!
( UPBEAT THEME PLAYING )
( PEACEFUL THEME PLAYING )
Mork, you've done it.
You've really done it!
Yeah, I figure we have him
by the short wires now.
Oh, Mork, you've saved my people
from a terrible tyrant.
Mm.
( BARKING )
Did you hear something?
No, just fireworks.
Bombs bursting in the air,
rockets' red glare.
Mm.
No, no, no, Mork.
It's probably nothing,
but it wouldn't hurt to check.
- I'll be right back, okay?
- But, but, but…
- Yes, all right.
- I'll be right back.
( DOGS BARKING )
We must be getting close.
Just look at Fifi and Raoul.
I'm just happy
they're on our side.
Let's go!
Get her, boys!
Don't let her go!
So you fell
for my little trap, eh?
I suspected you
right from the start.
I knew that court serious
was a spy.
Run, Mork, run!
Take the evidence
to the people! Run!
I'll be back for you, Mandy!
You'd better be back
by noon tomorrow,
unless you're into taxidermy!
( ACTION THEME PLAYING )
( MORK PANTING )
Mandy…
BOB:
He can't talk. He's out of breath.
JERRY:
Well, show us.
( WHISTLES )
- Mandy.
- ( WHISTLES )
Exidon.
( WHISTLING, BARKING )
You mean they're with those two
killer dogs, Raoul and Fifi?
( WHISTLES )
JERRY:
All right, already.
I'll handle this.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Calm down, Mork,
because we want you
to take a picture
of the three of us
in front of our marquee.
Uh-huh.
Remember, I'm in the middle.
Make room for Danny.
( WHISTLING )
BOB:
Exidon… and Mandy.
What about 'em?
They've captured her?
Oh, yeah?
- Exidon, yeah?
- Is a crook.
( WHISTLING ) Yeah?
And Mandy? Yeah?
Tastes like…
Mm?
Savour it?
Save her?!
Why, the castle's an armed camp.
Armed camp?
Great audience.
( WHISTLING )
BOB: Huh?
- No good?
- Sorry.
( WHISTLING )
BOB:
Something at noon.
The shiksa dies at noon.
Oh!
Now, God knows
I'd do anything to help her,
but God also knows
there are thousands of
troops surrounding the castle,
and there are not enough of us
to fight them.
BOB:
Yeah.
You got an idea?
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
JERRY:
What a great idea, to build a balloon.
It took us all night
but we did it.
I've seen cross-stitching
before,
but you guys are really
men of the cloth.
Oh, I'm a very good seamstress.
We should've taken Dean with us.
DANNY:
Holy Toledo, we're passing over the troops.
Troops? Hi, guys,
I just wanna say
it's a pleasure to be here
on the front lines with you.
Bob, talk up into the balloon.
We need all the lift we can get.
JERRY: Uh-oh. I hope this
thing doesn't spring a leak.
I haven't memorised
all the exits yet.
DANNY: You know, I think the
altitude is getting to me.
From up here the planet
looks almost round.
But I just want to say
there's the castle.
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
Set down there, Jerry.
Aim for the courtyard.
JERRY:
Look out!
We're gonna hit the wall!
- MORK: Oh.
- JERRY: We hit the wall.
Jerry, quick,
throw out the rope.
Mork, take it back up.
It's Marvin the Evil.
No, not anymore.
It's Marvin the Swell now.
I've turned over a new leaf.
Graft and corruption
is one thing,
but executions
aren't my cup of hemlock.
I'll drink to that.
First we have to save Mandy.
I'll show you
where the dungeon is.
But you have to promise me
first, you'll take me up,
up and away
in your beautiful balloon.
I'll take you anywhere,
the 5th dimension,
but now we've got a job to do.
Boys, grab your weapons.
Let's go.
( SUSPENSEFUL THEME PLAYING )
Aahh!
OTHERS:
Shh!
Shh!
( MAN LAUGHING )
- Stop that laughing.
- ( LAUGHING )
Stop it or this dungeon
will have clown confetti
all over it.
( LAUGHING )
( WHISTLES )
JERRY & DANNY:
Pie, guys!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Argh!
( LAUGHING )
Oh, Mork!
Oh, Mandy, I'm sorry about
the cream all over the dungeon,
but I freed the king's tapes
to the people.
Oh, Mork, you risked
your life for my people.
- No, I did it for you.
- Oh!
Hey, hey, this is no time
to fool around!
We've got a balloon to catch.
Besides, we're running out
of ammunition.
Save a pie for yourselves.
They'll never take us alive!
DANNY:
Hurry, the revolution has started.
The townspeople
are attacking the castle.
Whoa!
( CROWD SHOUTING )
( EXPLOSIONS )
EXIDON:
Welcome…
to my world.
Prepare for your doom.
Well, I guess it's time
we got our just deserts.
( CHUCKLES )
Now that's funny.
( BOMB WHISTLING )
Now that's not funny!
Whoever did that,
off with his head!
( BOMB WHISTLING )
EXIDON:
Okay! Okay!
Off with his trigger finger,
but that's the bottom line.
It's all over for you, Exidon.
The people are revolting.
ALL:
They are?
They've read the tapes.
Tapes? What tapes?
He's a crook,
and we have the proof.
His entire plan is on tape.
It's binding evidence too.
Your noble king
caused the power shortage.
Now try and sell
your autobiography. Nyah!
Off with everybody's head!
You caused the power shortage?
Off with everybody's head,
except yours.
( BOMB WHISTLING )
Ahh!
I think it's about time for me
to goose step out of here.
Don't let him get away!
Hit him with a stick!
JERRY:
Shtick?
( ALL CHATTERING )
Oh, this is exciting.
Shades of the Magna Carta,
Fourth of July,
Bastille Day, Cinco de Mayo.
♪ Allons-y de la Patrie ♪
Come on, Mandy.
Let's go, girl.
Come on, Mand, let's go!
Come on, Mand.
Up, up, up. Come on.
Oh, Mork.
Thanks for helping us.
Mandy, what's wrong?
Oh, a shell.
I'll get…
I'll get you a doctor.
Mork, I got…
I got what I wanted.
My people are free.
Now they can laugh again.
You know, Mork,
I think that if I'd ever
really gotten to know you,
I… I could have…
( GASPS )
Tell Mindy
that she's really lucky.
No, Mandy. Come on.
You hang in there, girl.
( MELANCHOLY THEME PLAYING )
It's not fair!
It's not fair!
It's not fair!
- Oh, no!
- What's happening?
I'm growing! Mandy!
Mandy, I don't wanna
leave you now, please.
Mandy, I don't wanna grow.
( SUSPENSEFUL THEME PLAYING )
Mandy! Mandy!
Mindy!
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
Oh.
( SOBBING )
MORK:
Mindy!
Mindy, Mindy!
Mindy, Mindy, Mindy!
Mindy, Mindy!
Mork!
( CRYING ):
Oh, Mork!
I… You've been gone
three days!
I thought you…
I thought you died.
Oh, Mind.
Oh, Mind, it's terrible.
But it was wonderful too.
I shrank down.
I was in a little,
tiny parallel universe.
( CRYING )
And everybody was there.
Exidor and Mr. Bickley
and you were there.
But you died.
I… It doesn't matter
because you're back.
I can't believe it.
( CRYING )
I missed you so.
Oh.
This… This may be
a little selfish of me,
and I know no one lives forever,
but I hope I…
I leave this life before you do,
'cause I never wanna
lose you twice.
( UPBEAT THEME PLAYING )
( MYSTERIOUS THEME PLAYING )
MORK: The molecules of the
tablecloth became another universe.
And the planet I landed on
must have been just an atom.
The society was advanced in some
ways and backwards in others.
And the people, oh,
especially Mandy. Hum, boy…
ORSON:
Mork, we've already discussed that.
Oh, I know that, your wideship.
Mork,
I know this may be painful,
but tell me exactly how you felt
when Mandy passed on.
Hm. Well…
I felt anger at first
and anguish
and a sense of deep loneliness.
I can't even
fully comprehend one emotion.
All those emotions at once.
It must cause insanity.
Well, it does at first, sir.
Then after you have time
to think,
you realise the good side.
You realise that love
can extend beyond universes
and even beyond death.
Till next week, sir.
Nanu.
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
( UPBEAT THEME PLAYING )
Nanu, nanu!
( UPBEAT THEME PLAYING )
( UPBEAT THEME PLAYING )
( THUNDER CRASHES )
( THUNDER CRASHES )
Here's your coffee,
Mr. Bickley.
Ahh.
There you go.
Mm, just like Mom used to make.
Oh, well, thank you.
Mom's coffee was awful too.
Thanks a lot.
Mm, Mr. Bickley,
I was wondering
if you wanted to go to Utah
with Mork and me to visit Dad.
You're not gonna believe this.
He got a job
with a symphony orchestra.
It's his big debut.
I'm so proud of him.
I never liked your dad much.
Thanks.
That's a nice thing to say.
Oh, it's not his fault.
I never liked anybody very much.
But I must say,
it's not easy for a man
to sell his business
and take a new job.
I know. That's why this job
is so perfect for him.
He's always wanted
to be a symphony conductor,
and this orchestra is gonna
take him around the country.
Ah, yes.
Zubin McConnell. Ha!
Don't panic.
Oh, no, not again.
It's nothing serious.
Just the world as we know it
is coming to an end.
Ah, it's about time.
The, uh, world is coming…
The world as we know it.
The world as we know it
is coming to an end.
Right. You see,
I went downtown to buy a book,
the Life and Hard Times of
Princess Rainier of Monaco,
and there, plastered on every
newspaper, was "energy crisis."
Don't panic. Don't panic.
Remain calm.
Energy crisis. Big deal.
Big deal? It is a big deal,
Mr. Smarty-Pants Republican.
Unless we find an alternative
source of energy for oil,
we have to conserve, and I was
making darn sure we conserve.
Oh, Mork, what were you doing?
I shot out the streetlights
in downtown Boulder.
I took out
all the traffic lights too.
I'm gonna kinda miss them
though. Red, yellow, green.
Such festive colours.
They were so pretty.
People used to stop their cars
and watch them change.
Mork, relax, okay?
Relax? Relax?
How can I relax?
Mindy, there's a world beyond
I Love Lucy.
Don't you understand? We're
running out of fossil fuels.
There aren't any more
dinosaurs dying,
and Dinah Shore
is still in residuals.
It's a whole different world.
And pretty soon,
100 years from now,
they'll be drilling in the
cemeteries looking for oil.
I can see the advertising
slogans now:
"Put our relative in your tank."
And they'll have testimonials:
"Hi, I got 20 miles to the
gallon using my Aunt Tess."
Mork, there is an energy crisis,
and in 50 or 60 years,
we probably won't have
any more oil.
But a lot of people believe
that the oil companies
are just using scare tactics
so they can hike the prices.
Somebody is getting
very rich at our expense.
Why would someone wanna get
rich at someone else's expense?
( CHUCKLES )
Let me put it to you this way.
Some of us believe
the people who own the oil
are shaking down
the rest of the world.
Oh, so that's why they call it
shakes, for the booty.
As long as the oil companies
keep backing the politicians…
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
What's so funny about that?
Nothing.
Ha-ha-ha!
Well, you just laughed.
No, I didn't.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
There you go again.
That was a sneeze.
Are you making fun of me?
If that's your sneeze,
take my advice.
Never go to a funeral
in the rain.
Look at you, Mork.
You're soaking wet.
Why don't you
take off your clothes?
Mork…
Oh, good idea.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Gesundheit.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, Mork, you're really
catching a cold.
Come here.
I'm gonna give you something.
Here.
Take one of these.
What is it?
It's a cold capsule.
It'll help shrink your nasal
membranes and clear your head.
All right. Ow.
Mork! You don't put it
in your ear.
Try swallowing it.
Swallow it?
That's the wrong way.
I've got a head cold.
Trust me.
Well, okay, but I'm warning you,
if I swallow this,
there's a darn good chance
you'll never see it again.
Ar, ar!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ha!
That boy is a little short
from the neck up.
He doesn't even know how
to take a cold tablet.
Well, he hasn't been sick much.
You don't have
to have a high fever
to know where
to stick the thermometer.
So, what about Dad's concert?
Are you gonna make the trip
with Mork and me?
Who do I have to share
the back seat with,
Mork or your grandmother?
Oh, you don't know.
Grandma's already there.
She's gonna make
the entire tour with Dad.
Wow!
Every conductor's dream,
a 78-year-old groupie. Ha!
MINDY:
We'll have to work on his attitude.
( UPBEAT THEME PLAYING )
Eeeee!
( GLASS BREAKS )
What are you doing?!
I just eliminated a negative.
There's one streetlight
that's sucked his last watt.
Stop it, Mork!
That is wrong!
Mindy, don't you think
I know right from wrong?
Well, yes,
but you just can't run around
doing right all the time. It's…
It's just not right.
Shazbat. Mayday.
Amrak.
Faze and confusion.
Just when I think I have
Earth communication down,
right is wrong.
All right, readjust.
Famous architect,
Frank Lloyd Wrong.
Famous soul group,
the Wrongous Brothers.
Bo Didn't-Do-Diddley.
Mork, you've gotta understand.
You just can't go around
taking the law
into your own hands.
Otherwise, you're nothing
more than a vigilante.
Do you know what a vigilante is?
Sure I know what a vigilante is.
It's a guy who's looking for
a girl who's a vigilan.
They're an endangered species.
Mindy, I know
what I did was wrong, but…
I'm sorry.
Oh, well.
It's okay, Mork, just as long
as you don't go around
breaking any more
streetlights. Promise?
- Promise.
- Good.
What did you do
to your nightshirt?
Mindy, I feel guilty,
but I think that's rather
a personal question.
I mean, when did you
buy the new one?
Look, it's at least
two sizes too big for you.
See how the sleeves come
over your hands like this?
Wait a minute, here.
You look like
a Ku Klux candy cane.
Mindy…
Mindy, this is the same cap
and the same nightshirt
I've always had.
Well, it can't be, Mork.
Look how big it is for you.
Mindy, how tall am I?
I don't know.
Usually you're about…
About like that.
But you used to be up there.
Oh, no.
You know that pill
you gave me
to shrink my nasal membranes?
I forgot.
We Orkans are all membrane.
Oh, Mork, that's impossible.
A person doesn't just shrink.
Oh, yeah? Then how come
my shorts just fell off?
( UPBEAT THEME PLAYING )
Oh, Mork, this book covers
every disease known to man.
There's not a word in here
about shrinking.
I can always play shortstop.
Ar, ar, ar!
How can you make jokes?
In less than one day,
you have shrunk down
to half your size.
This tiny-time capsule
can't go on forever.
In the meantime, in the words
of Esther Williams,
I've gotta go with the flow.
Don't be sad. Thanks for
the new clothes anyway.
I mean, my old clothes
are getting to be a hassle.
Last night in my sleep
I rolled over
and my nightshirt didn't.
Yeah.
I borrowed those from Billy's
mom from across the street.
I'm sorry I didn't get you
any shoes that fit.
Ah, my old shoes are fine.
I kinda consider them
my own personal tribute
to Emmett Kelly.
Mork, when are you
gonna face reality?
You are shrinking.
Yeah, but you gotta look
on the bright side, Mindy.
There's gotta be a pony
in here somewhere.
You know, I could be
Paul Williams' valet.
Some people say, "If I knew
then, what I know now."
Well, I've got my eye on this
cute little 8-year-old.
She's got the body
of a 6-year old though, Mind.
Mork, stop it!
Mindy, I'm sorry.
There's no use both of us
being scared to death.
I know.
The least you can let me do
is call a doctor.
A normal doctor
isn't good for me, Mind.
I have a different metabolism.
That's why I have to call
a shrink.
Oh, I know. A little
Orkan humour, right? Ar, ar.
- A little Orkan humour, Mindy?
- Is that a short joke?
Real funny, Mindy.
- So I called in a shrink.
- Big deal!
He'll get here soon. He'll be
here soon. Don't worry.
A shrink is a slang word
for a psychiatrist.
Not mine.
No, not my shrink.
( KNOCKING ON DOOR )
Besides, he told me…
I don't care what he told you.
A shrink has nothing to do
with anything that's shrunk.
( GASPS )
Who says we don't make
house calls anymore?
Mork, it's for you.
Where is the little fella?
Straight ahead and down.
Will you boys please get out?
Let the shrimp boat
sink in dignity.
Oh, you're all heart.
A good shrink has to be.
I said get out!
Boogie-oogie-oogie!
Will you get that ugly thing
away from me?
There's no telling
where it's been.
Mindy,
you remember Dr. Exidor.
Please,
don't call me "doctor," Mork.
I refuse to be put in a category
with those quacks.
Boogie-oogie-oogie!
However,
if you insist on a label,
call me Ms.
That's good.
It goes with the outfit.
Speaking of outfits,
I love yours, Mork. Oh.
Except the duck feet
have got to go.
Can I have them when you…
Don't talk like that.
He's not gonna shrink any more.
Why, of course not.
But if I were you,
I'd take some snapshots
just to be safe.
How are you feeling, Mork?
Oh, not bad.
A little short of breath.
Ar, ar, ar.
Now, this has gone too far.
What you need is a real doctor.
Oh, you mean like a real doctor
that golfs on Wednesday,
fee-splits on Thursday,
puts you on hold on Friday?
Mork, most doctors
are highly qualified.
Oh, sure,
in their own backward ways.
But I'm strides ahead of them.
And I don't mean
little froggy steps.
I mean giant strides ahead.
Giant strides ahead
of every doctor in the world.
You mean you're bigger
than Dr. Joyce Brothers?
I even have prettier hair.
Are you bigger
than Doc Severinsen?
Dr. Scholl's?
Dr Pepper?
Oh, please!
We're not talking
fruity-flavoured drinks, Mork.
We're talking hard,
scientific facts
based on years of research,
dedication, experimentation.
Don't step there!
Step on a crack,
break your mother's back.
Mork, this guy is no better
than a witch doctor.
Oh, that's…
That's Ms. Witch Doctor, Mindy.
Thank you, Mork.
Now then,
let's discuss those symptoms.
Just lie back.
Fine.
A pencil for shorthand.
Sorry.
Tell me… do you get mad
when you hear the song
"Short People"?
No.
Would you like to be
Ricardo Montalban's sidekick?
Not my fantasy.
Do you look up to Paul Williams?
No, but I can take him
a little bit at a time.
That's it.
You're cured.
What?!
You are out of your skull.
Did you hear that, Pedro?
La señora no en casa.
I'm no en casa?
You're no en casa!
He is getting small.
My dear lady!
There never has been
anything wrong with him.
( SIGHS )
The rest of us
are getting bigger.
What?
Just last night,
Walter Cronkite said
the entire world
is suffering inflation.
Out!
Goodbye, you normal kind of guy.
You're one lucky cat.
Ciao, ciao, ciao.
Hey, you kids!
Quit poking that burro!
Sorry, Pedro,
you've got to go on ahead!
I'll be there shortly!
Oop!
( SIGHS )
Well, Mork,
you just gotta think positive.
The effects of that pill will
have to wear off soon and…
Uh…
and then you'll be back
to your normal size.
You've already stopped
shrinking.
I think.
Thanks for the encouragement,
Mindy.
But a few hours ago, this shirt
used to be form-fitting,
and either I've discovered
a revolutionary new diet,
or I'm still shrinking.
What am I gonna do, Mind?
I don't know.
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
( SUSPENSEFUL THEME PLAYING )
MINDY:
How does the suit fit?
Oh, nice, considering.
Yeah.
I'm really sorry the store
was out of Ken dolls.
Yeah, me too.
I feel kind of funny
wearing Tacky Bob clothes.
Well, better late than never.
Ar.
There are certain advantages
to being small, though.
At least you can get
an entire living room set
for $6 and some change.
Yeah.
Look, Mork, I know it looks like
you've stopped shrinking,
but I really wish you'd
let me take you to a doctor.
Don't you think a doctor would
be suspicious that I'm an alien?
I'm smaller than things that
most people have removed.
Okay, no doctors.
But how do you know
you're gonna return
to your normal size?
Well, I haven't shrank
in over an hour.
Hey, in no time at all,
I'll just be growing
real big again.
No time "a tall."
Ar, ar, ar.
Ar, ar, ar.
Mind, don't you have to be
going to school today?
Yeah, I really should.
I have a journalism exam.
But I don't wanna leave you.
Hey, Mindy, I'm a big boy now.
Get out of here
before I spank your ankles.
Okay.
Are you sure?
Mindy. Mindy, Mindy, Mindy,
get outta here.
Take a hike.
Well, is there anything
I can get you while I'm out?
Well, you can pick me up
a Barbie doll,
the one
with all the accessories.
Oh, by the way,
the exterminator man
is supposed to come today…
Heh, heh. I guess
better cancel that, huh?
Sorry. See you later.
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
Oh, no! Another time capsule
just went o-o-off!
This means I'm still shrinking.
Oh, I'm glad I got rid of Mindy
so she didn't have to see this.
Pretty soon I'm gonna be
a speck of dead meat.
Woe is me.
Mork calling Orson.
Come in, Orson. Mork…
( MYSTERIOUS THEME PLAYING )
Mork calling Orson.
Come in, sir.
ORSON:
"Sir"?
You called me "sir"?
You usually start your report
with one of your snide
little fat jokes.
I'm in big trouble, Orson.
Not exactly big.
It's kind of the opposite.
What are you talking about?
I took some Earth medication
that's making me shrink.
If I don't stop, I'm gonna
dwindle away to nothing.
Waa-ah-aah! See?
The outside of me shrank again.
It's getting worse.
You've got to do something,
Mork.
Isn't there anything on Earth
that will make things grow?
All right, let's see…
I could stand in fertiliser,
but the smell would kill me.
There must be something else.
Come on, Mork, think.
Thanks for the pressure.
Let's see… Uh-huh.
Well, Mindy's into health food.
She takes brewer's yeast.
Does yeast make Mindy grow?
No. But yeast makes bread grow,
and this might work for me.
It's a million-to-one shot,
but it's the only shot I've got.
See, if I don't stop it,
I'm gonna see how many angels
can dance on the head of a pin.
Well, good luck, Mork.
Thank you, mon général.
This is Mork, signing off,
maybe for the last time.
Nanu.
( GROANS )
( MYSTERIOUS THEME PLAYING )
Oh, I feel like
the Incredible Hulk in reverse.
What am I gonna do?
I don't…
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
On one hand, voilà!
On the other hand, heavy sigh.
There's the yeast,
but it might as well be
on the other side
of the Rockies. What…?
Wha-ah!
( GROANING )
Mondo vertigo.
It's Hitchcock city.
I want to get down.
I don't want to end up
as an alien pizza.
( SUSPENSEFUL THEME PLAYING )
Ooh.
( SIGHS )
( SNIFFING )
Oh, time to use the old noodle.
( CHUCKLES )
( SUSPENSEFUL THEME PLAYING )
( SNIFFING )
Phew!
I gotta tell Mindy
she uses too much garlic.
I feel like Tarzan-elli
hanging up here.
She has the only pasta
in the world
that has a half-life.
Yeah, I should be thankful
though she made spaghetti.
Sure would be a drag to have to
shimmy down succotash.
Ohh.
( KNOCKING ON DOOR )
BICKLEY:
Mindy! Mork!
Oh, Bick, not now. I haven't
got time for small talk.
Oh.
Hello?
Mork?
Mindy?
( DOG BARKING )
Bicky, you stay down there.
Daddy will be right back.
( DOG BARKING )
BICKLEY:
Mork?
I came over to borrow your book,
you know,
Cheryl Tiegs, the Early Years.
Mork?
It's too deep.
You'll never understand it.
Mindy?
Are you in the bedroom?
Oh, well, I guess they
won't mind if I just borrow it.
I think I saw it over there.
Oh, no!
Come on, Cheryl.
Don't be shy.
The whole world has seen
that bathing suit by now.
Oh! Uh-oh!
It's happening again.
( DOG BARKS )
Oh, hi, Bicky.
I told you to wait downstairs.
I'll find that book in a minute,
and we'll go for a nice walk.
( DOG WHIMPERS )
BICKLEY:
♪ How much Is that doggy in the window? ♪
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
Oh, no! Aah!
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
Tiny feets, don't fail me now!
Oh…
Ah.
Uh-oh, I found it.
Come on, Bicky, let's go.
( WHIMPERS )
( SIGHS )
( DOG BARKING ) Come on.
Oh, hi.
Hi. What are you
doing here?
Oh, I just came over to borrow
Mork's book. He said I could.
You saw Mork?
- A couple of days ago.
- Oh.
The door was unlocked.
I hope you don't mind.
Oh, no, no.
Not at all.
I'll tell Mork
that you borrowed his book.
- Thanks.
- See ya.
Mork.
Mork, where are you?
Mork?
Ugh.
Mork?
- Mind, is that you?
- MINDY: Mork?
( SCREECHING )
Oh.
I love Steamboat Willie.
Oh! Mindy!
Mindy! Mindy!
Mindy! Mind! Min!
Oh, Min! Mindy!
Mork, is that you?
Where are you?
Mork? Mork?!
MORK:
Mindy! Down here! Careful where you step!
Oh, Mork!
Mork, you're still shrinking.
Mindy, I don't have
much time left.
You've got to help me.
There's only one chance.
What is it?
I've got to get some
of your brewer's yeast.
It's a chance in a million,
but it might make me rise.
- Hurry, please!
- Okay.
I've got you.
You do great work, Mind.
Just don't applaud yourself.
This is no time for jokes.
Thanks for the lift, Mind.
I knew I was in good hands.
Ar!
Why is this happening?
I thought
you'd stopped shrinking
I don't know, Mind.
I guess it's another example
of lousy living
through chemistry. Ar.
The smaller I get,
the faster I shrink.
Well, it's gonna be all right.
Here's the yeast.
Whoa. I think we've uncovered
a little flaw in my plan.
I know!
I'll crush it up
and dissolve it in water.
( WATER RUSHING )
It's happening again!
Hurry, Mindy!
I am. Hang on.
Hurry, Mind! I'm rapidly
becoming hindsi-i-i-ght!
( GASPS )
I'm coming, Mork!
( GASPS )
Mork!
Mindy! Mindy!
( HIGH-PITCHED ECHOING ):
Mindy!
Oh, my God, he's gone!
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
( ECHOING ):
Mindy! Mindy! Mindy! Mindy!
( YELLING )
( SUSPENSEFUL THEME PLAYING )
MORK ( ECHOING ):
Mindy! Mindy! Mindy! Mindy!
Mindy! Mindy! Mindy! Mindy!
( YELLING )
( MOOS )
( COW MOOS )
( MOOS )
Hello, Bossy.
Oh, you have something
I need bad.
Well, thank you.
A little roomy.
I hope no one tries to milk me.
Ar, ar.
Boy, I must have shrank
into a whole new universe.
You know, this planet's
probably just a molecule
on Mindy's tablecloth.
Either that
or I somehow or other landed
in the Ayatollah Khomeini's
farm. Ar, ar!
Well, at least
if you're wearing pants,
it's gotta be
an intelligent society,
or at least fashionable.
Well, I just hope
they're friendly.
Here I am,
a coward in a brave new world.
What would Bert Lahr do
in a situation like this?
( MOCK GROWL )
I know.
Haul Oz out of here.
Well, moo gesundheit.
Ah.
Hm.
( SUSPENSEFUL THEME PLAYING )
Wah!
Got him!
God bless you and keep you,
and we got you.
( LAUGHING )
You certainly are well-dressed
for being so hostile.
One, two, three, fore!
Come on, spy, sing along.
Oh, it's a silly quirk
but I hardly ever sing along
with people who tie me up.
What do you say, fellas?
Should we take five?
I might tell you good idea.
Excuse me, question.
Why is there furniture
in the middle of a field?
Good grief,
our house has been stolen.
Wait a minute.
There's something
about you guys,
like I've met you before.
On a telethon perhaps?
But this I must say. Hi,
I'm Bob "There's
big bucks in comedy" Faith.
I think we're being a little
rude to our prisoner here.
We're sort of
violating the rules
of the Geneva
"Have a nice day" Convention.
I think we should be
introducing ourselves.
JERRY:
Hello! I'm Jerry Looney!
( LAUGHING )
BOB:
Try to get over that, Jerry.
Hi, I'm Danny St. Tommy,
and here's a picture
of my family.
There's my daughter, St. Marlo,
my son, St. Rusty,
and here's my dog,
St. Spot.
I… I don't mean to pry,
but why am I all tied up?
All right, already.
Don't you know
there's a rebellion going on?
We're an outrageous, zany bunch
of revolutionaries…
( LAUGHING )
called the Sillies.
Ha-ha.
And we're revolting…
BOB & JERRY: We are?
Against the Glums.
And I just want to say
we think you're a spy.
A spy? But for who?
The evil king and his Glums.
Sounds like a punk-rock group.
Seriously, folks, I think
we should hit the road to camp.
( CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING )
( CROWD CHATTERING )
MAN:
Ready,
aim,
fire!
The arrow's funny, kid,
but get yourself a tux, huh?
Well, excu-u-u-u-se me!
Whoa,
so this is comedy purgatory.
This isn't a guerrilla camp.
This is high camp.
Look at all this great humour
going to waste
and because the king
won't let people laugh.
I hate to be
kind of a living cliché,
but when are you
gonna take me to your leader?
Well, that all depends
on whether our leader is in camp
or still working undercover
in the king's castle.
- Oh.
- BOB: Leader, leader?
Are you in?
This is Bob
"We think we caught a spy
who fell from the sky" Faith.
WOMAN:
Have him washed and sent to my tent.
Uh-huh.
Ahh!
You know something?
Even by my standards,
you guys are very bizarre.
Wait, wait.
I feel like a real drip. Please.
WOMAN:
I'll be out in a minute.
I'm slipping into something
more comfortable.
I'll slip out of something
uncomfortable.
So you're a spy.
Mindy!
Mindy, Mindy, Mindy!
Mindy, Mind…
That's Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, pal.
Mandy?
Oh, no.
Einstein was right.
I've fallen
into a parallel universe.
This is incredible.
This is the ultimate déjà vu.
It's déjà-jà vu-vu.
What?
I come from another planet.
Actually, two other planets.
But don't worry about that.
I came from a place
where there's a clone
of you named Mindy.
She's a girl I live with.
And even the furniture
is the same.
Everything is similar.
It's parallel!
Look, pal,
if you're trying
to break in a new act,
I'm really too busy.
I happen to have
a revolution to run.
And, uh, where'd you get
the silly pants?
It looks like something
a cow should be wearing.
Why don't you go back there
and change?
Anything would be better
than that.
Right, Mand…
Mind… Uh…
Whoa.
I can prove to you that I
come from a parallel universe.
Oh?
Is there a wicker chest
in front of you?
Yes.
On Earth, the Mindy I know
keeps her high school
graduation picture hidden there,
back when she was el-chubbo
and used to give fish kisses.
Oh!
How did you know that?
Oh. I also know that inside
there is a flimsy-type nightgown
that is so sheer she hasn't
got the nerve to wear it.
Well, I'll wear that…
someday.
Before I give you my
final proof, one question:
Is there anybody on this planet
who drinks with their finger?
No.
How would you like
your lake drained?
( UPBEAT THEME PLAYING )
MORK:
Now it's your turn.
Tell me about this revolution
you're planning.
Well, the name of this planet
is Mirth.
And it used to be
a pretty happy place to live
until five years ago
when this king took over.
He's the head of the Glum Party.
And if you can believe this,
he actually outlawed humour.
So I formed a band of Sillies
to overthrow the Glums.
That's one part
that doesn't fit though.
- You're not silly at all.
- ( CHUCKLES )
I'm not silly
but I like to laugh.
I appreciate humour.
I think it's our
God-given right to be happy,
and that alone
is worth fighting for.
The king just wants
everybody to be miserable.
This king sounds like
a real nimnol.
Oh, he's worse than that.
He's a crook too.
He actually cut off
our energy supply
just so he could raise the rates
and make everybody else
more glum.
So now we only have
electricity every other day.
I'm odd.
You know, Mork,
you could help our cause.
MORK:
Me? Morko the schlug?
No, you don't need
that kind of help.
No. All my men are known,
but you aren't.
If you could get a job
at the castle,
well, then,
you could be our spy.
All we have to do is prove
that the king is a crook,
and I know even his glums
would turn against him.
And then my people
can laugh again.
Yeah.
But you don't just knock
on a castle door
and say,
"Hello, Kelly boy."
besides, I don't do moats.
Ar, Ar.
No, there's no problem.
I work in the castle.
I can make sure you get a job.
Yeah, but if you work there,
why do you need me?
I'm the head
of public information.
- They don't tell me anything.
- ( SIGHS )
Oh, Mork, please.
I'm kind of new at this
joke-and-dagger stuff, but…
All right.
I'll do it for you.
Oh, Mork.
( ROMANTIC THEME PLAYING )
( SIGHS )
Oh. This 007 stuff
sure is kayo.
Yeah, but what kind of a job
can you get me in a castle?
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
( CLEARS THROAT )
Announcing
the new court serious.
( FANFARE PLAYS )
Depressing morning,
ladies and gentlemen.
( STRUMS INSTRUMENT ) Whoa!
In today's news, first,
the Foul Jones
Industrial Averages:
War and pestilence up
in heavy trading.
( STRUMS ) Whoa!
But I want to grieve to you.
The Royal Medical Society
said today
that everything causes
respiratory disease.
- Flus at eleven.
- ( STRUMS )
Whoa!
That's good stuff.
It'll really depress the king.
He'll love it.
Bick! Bick…
Maintain. Maintain.
Catchy walk too.
Mork, this is Marvin,
the king's financial advisor
and bootblack.
Mandy, I want this released to
the press as soon as possible.
Certainly.
Go!
Yes, sir.
Now remember,
when you meet the king,
it's negative,
negative, negative.
And whatever you do,
don't smile.
He won't even know I have teeth.
( STRUMS ) Whoa!
Good boy.
Good boy.
Excuse me.
( RINGING )
Announcing his majesty,
king of the Glums,
emperor of Mirth,
and conqueror
of the renegade chipmunks.
Sanctuary!
Sanctuary!
All right, all right.
Friend of everything brown,
and absolute owner
of all electricity.
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
Exidor!
Exidor?
My name isn't Exidor.
My name is… Exidon!
Oh, sorry, king's X.
But, excuse me,
but you have little eyes
painted on your eyelids.
Are you paranoid?
No. Why do you ask?
I do this so that assassins
don't know when I'm asleep.
MORK:
Oh.
In school, they must have
called you four eyes. Whoa!
You should have heard
what they called me
when I wore glasses.
Children can be so cruel.
That's why I love them.
Why am I talking to a man
who has just pinched the head
off his little doll?
Your highness, this is
your new court serious.
Actually, he has some
fairly good material.
War, pestilence, disease.
Pretty heady stuff.
I promise I'll depress you.
I'll bring you down.
I'll bum you out.
I'll make you feel like trash.
Oh, please.
Oh, please…
You'll have to depress me later.
Business before pleasure.
You guards, out,
before I have
your heads cut off too!
Whoa!
Who-oh-oah!
Marvin, I wanna talk to you.
I wanna talk to you
about the phony energy crisis.
Now, we're going to have to
shut off even more power
if we're going
to make the people
really miserable and glum.
( CLEARS THROAT )
And if we happen to make
a couple of bucks along the way,
what's it hurt?
Ixnay. Ixnay.
If you can't trust
your own court serious,
- who can you trust?
- Whoa!
Boy, are you paranoid.
I've written my entire plan
on this tape and signed it.
You wrote your plan
on adhesive tape?
It's perfectly safe.
No one's allowed
in my medicine cabinet.
The entire plan is there,
except for the first
181/2 inches.
I had to tape up a leak.
Whoa!
MORK:
Psst, Mandy!
( WHISPERS ):
Mork, is that you?
( GASPS )
No, this is me.
That's a suit of armour,
and this is my agent, Saul.
Shh!
No jokes.
Oh. Shh! Shh!
( WHISPERING ):
Exidon admitted everything.
He is deliberately
limiting the electricity.
His slogan is:
"Power to the people
on a rolling brownout
basis."
Oh, if we could prove that,
we could dethrone the king.
And then all the people
could laugh again.
But it's just your word
against his.
What we need is proof.
Proof? I'll get you proof
and I'll make it stick.
Be careful. I don't want
anything to happen to you.
- Oh.
- ( BELLS JINGLE )
Shh.
Mandy, you're soft,
just like Mindy.
Don't you worry about old Morko.
I'll take care of everything.
Maybe when all this
dirty business is over
we can get together
and tickle each other's
funny bone. Ar, ar!
Shh!
Shh!
( UPBEAT THEME PLAYING )
( PEACEFUL THEME PLAYING )
Mork, you've done it.
You've really done it!
Yeah, I figure we have him
by the short wires now.
Oh, Mork, you've saved my people
from a terrible tyrant.
Mm.
( BARKING )
Did you hear something?
No, just fireworks.
Bombs bursting in the air,
rockets' red glare.
Mm.
No, no, no, Mork.
It's probably nothing,
but it wouldn't hurt to check.
- I'll be right back, okay?
- But, but, but…
- Yes, all right.
- I'll be right back.
( DOGS BARKING )
We must be getting close.
Just look at Fifi and Raoul.
I'm just happy
they're on our side.
Let's go!
Get her, boys!
Don't let her go!
So you fell
for my little trap, eh?
I suspected you
right from the start.
I knew that court serious
was a spy.
Run, Mork, run!
Take the evidence
to the people! Run!
I'll be back for you, Mandy!
You'd better be back
by noon tomorrow,
unless you're into taxidermy!
( ACTION THEME PLAYING )
( MORK PANTING )
Mandy…
BOB:
He can't talk. He's out of breath.
JERRY:
Well, show us.
( WHISTLES )
- Mandy.
- ( WHISTLES )
Exidon.
( WHISTLING, BARKING )
You mean they're with those two
killer dogs, Raoul and Fifi?
( WHISTLES )
JERRY:
All right, already.
I'll handle this.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Calm down, Mork,
because we want you
to take a picture
of the three of us
in front of our marquee.
Uh-huh.
Remember, I'm in the middle.
Make room for Danny.
( WHISTLING )
BOB:
Exidon… and Mandy.
What about 'em?
They've captured her?
Oh, yeah?
- Exidon, yeah?
- Is a crook.
( WHISTLING ) Yeah?
And Mandy? Yeah?
Tastes like…
Mm?
Savour it?
Save her?!
Why, the castle's an armed camp.
Armed camp?
Great audience.
( WHISTLING )
BOB: Huh?
- No good?
- Sorry.
( WHISTLING )
BOB:
Something at noon.
The shiksa dies at noon.
Oh!
Now, God knows
I'd do anything to help her,
but God also knows
there are thousands of
troops surrounding the castle,
and there are not enough of us
to fight them.
BOB:
Yeah.
You got an idea?
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
JERRY:
What a great idea, to build a balloon.
It took us all night
but we did it.
I've seen cross-stitching
before,
but you guys are really
men of the cloth.
Oh, I'm a very good seamstress.
We should've taken Dean with us.
DANNY:
Holy Toledo, we're passing over the troops.
Troops? Hi, guys,
I just wanna say
it's a pleasure to be here
on the front lines with you.
Bob, talk up into the balloon.
We need all the lift we can get.
JERRY: Uh-oh. I hope this
thing doesn't spring a leak.
I haven't memorised
all the exits yet.
DANNY: You know, I think the
altitude is getting to me.
From up here the planet
looks almost round.
But I just want to say
there's the castle.
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
Set down there, Jerry.
Aim for the courtyard.
JERRY:
Look out!
We're gonna hit the wall!
- MORK: Oh.
- JERRY: We hit the wall.
Jerry, quick,
throw out the rope.
Mork, take it back up.
It's Marvin the Evil.
No, not anymore.
It's Marvin the Swell now.
I've turned over a new leaf.
Graft and corruption
is one thing,
but executions
aren't my cup of hemlock.
I'll drink to that.
First we have to save Mandy.
I'll show you
where the dungeon is.
But you have to promise me
first, you'll take me up,
up and away
in your beautiful balloon.
I'll take you anywhere,
the 5th dimension,
but now we've got a job to do.
Boys, grab your weapons.
Let's go.
( SUSPENSEFUL THEME PLAYING )
Aahh!
OTHERS:
Shh!
Shh!
( MAN LAUGHING )
- Stop that laughing.
- ( LAUGHING )
Stop it or this dungeon
will have clown confetti
all over it.
( LAUGHING )
( WHISTLES )
JERRY & DANNY:
Pie, guys!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Argh!
( LAUGHING )
Oh, Mork!
Oh, Mandy, I'm sorry about
the cream all over the dungeon,
but I freed the king's tapes
to the people.
Oh, Mork, you risked
your life for my people.
- No, I did it for you.
- Oh!
Hey, hey, this is no time
to fool around!
We've got a balloon to catch.
Besides, we're running out
of ammunition.
Save a pie for yourselves.
They'll never take us alive!
DANNY:
Hurry, the revolution has started.
The townspeople
are attacking the castle.
Whoa!
( CROWD SHOUTING )
( EXPLOSIONS )
EXIDON:
Welcome…
to my world.
Prepare for your doom.
Well, I guess it's time
we got our just deserts.
( CHUCKLES )
Now that's funny.
( BOMB WHISTLING )
Now that's not funny!
Whoever did that,
off with his head!
( BOMB WHISTLING )
EXIDON:
Okay! Okay!
Off with his trigger finger,
but that's the bottom line.
It's all over for you, Exidon.
The people are revolting.
ALL:
They are?
They've read the tapes.
Tapes? What tapes?
He's a crook,
and we have the proof.
His entire plan is on tape.
It's binding evidence too.
Your noble king
caused the power shortage.
Now try and sell
your autobiography. Nyah!
Off with everybody's head!
You caused the power shortage?
Off with everybody's head,
except yours.
( BOMB WHISTLING )
Ahh!
I think it's about time for me
to goose step out of here.
Don't let him get away!
Hit him with a stick!
JERRY:
Shtick?
( ALL CHATTERING )
Oh, this is exciting.
Shades of the Magna Carta,
Fourth of July,
Bastille Day, Cinco de Mayo.
♪ Allons-y de la Patrie ♪
Come on, Mandy.
Let's go, girl.
Come on, Mand, let's go!
Come on, Mand.
Up, up, up. Come on.
Oh, Mork.
Thanks for helping us.
Mandy, what's wrong?
Oh, a shell.
I'll get…
I'll get you a doctor.
Mork, I got…
I got what I wanted.
My people are free.
Now they can laugh again.
You know, Mork,
I think that if I'd ever
really gotten to know you,
I… I could have…
( GASPS )
Tell Mindy
that she's really lucky.
No, Mandy. Come on.
You hang in there, girl.
( MELANCHOLY THEME PLAYING )
It's not fair!
It's not fair!
It's not fair!
- Oh, no!
- What's happening?
I'm growing! Mandy!
Mandy, I don't wanna
leave you now, please.
Mandy, I don't wanna grow.
( SUSPENSEFUL THEME PLAYING )
Mandy! Mandy!
Mindy!
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
Oh.
( SOBBING )
MORK:
Mindy!
Mindy, Mindy!
Mindy, Mindy, Mindy!
Mindy, Mindy!
Mork!
( CRYING ):
Oh, Mork!
I… You've been gone
three days!
I thought you…
I thought you died.
Oh, Mind.
Oh, Mind, it's terrible.
But it was wonderful too.
I shrank down.
I was in a little,
tiny parallel universe.
( CRYING )
And everybody was there.
Exidor and Mr. Bickley
and you were there.
But you died.
I… It doesn't matter
because you're back.
I can't believe it.
( CRYING )
I missed you so.
Oh.
This… This may be
a little selfish of me,
and I know no one lives forever,
but I hope I…
I leave this life before you do,
'cause I never wanna
lose you twice.
( UPBEAT THEME PLAYING )
( MYSTERIOUS THEME PLAYING )
MORK: The molecules of the
tablecloth became another universe.
And the planet I landed on
must have been just an atom.
The society was advanced in some
ways and backwards in others.
And the people, oh,
especially Mandy. Hum, boy…
ORSON:
Mork, we've already discussed that.
Oh, I know that, your wideship.
Mork,
I know this may be painful,
but tell me exactly how you felt
when Mandy passed on.
Hm. Well…
I felt anger at first
and anguish
and a sense of deep loneliness.
I can't even
fully comprehend one emotion.
All those emotions at once.
It must cause insanity.
Well, it does at first, sir.
Then after you have time
to think,
you realise the good side.
You realise that love
can extend beyond universes
and even beyond death.
Till next week, sir.
Nanu.
( DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING )
( UPBEAT THEME PLAYING )