Moral Orel (2005–2009): Season 3, Episode 9 - Closeface - full transcript
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
>> I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D COME
HERE.
>> I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D COME
HERE.
>> Orel: I ALMOST DIDN'T.
>> Clay: THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN
GOD THE RIGHT WAY.
WE SIMPLY CAN'T MIX WITH THEIR
GOD THE RIGHT WAY.
WE SIMPLY CAN'T MIX WITH THEIR
KIND.
WE SIMPLY CAN'T MIX WITH THEIR
KIND.
IT'S DANGEROUS.
KIND.
IT'S DANGEROUS.
>> Orel: BUT I LIKE CHRISTINA.
IT'S DANGEROUS.
>> Orel: BUT I LIKE CHRISTINA.
CHRISTINA, WE CAN'T SEE EACH
>> Orel: BUT I LIKE CHRISTINA.
CHRISTINA, WE CAN'T SEE EACH
OTHER ANYMORE.
CHRISTINA, WE CAN'T SEE EACH
OTHER ANYMORE.
>> BUT WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
OTHER ANYMORE.
>> BUT WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
>> Bloberta: NOT NOW, SHAPEY.
>> BUT WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
>> Bloberta: NOT NOW, SHAPEY.
>> Orel: OH, THAT'S NOT SHAPE.
>> Bloberta: NOT NOW, SHAPEY.
>> Orel: OH, THAT'S NOT SHAPE.
>> OUR LITTLE BOY, BLOCK.
>> Orel: OH, THAT'S NOT SHAPE.
>> OUR LITTLE BOY, BLOCK.
>> Rev. Putty: WHO'S YOUR
>> OUR LITTLE BOY, BLOCK.
>> Rev. Putty: WHO'S YOUR
FRIEND?
>> Rev. Putty: WHO'S YOUR
FRIEND?
>> Orel: THIS IS STEPHANIE.
FRIEND?
>> Orel: THIS IS STEPHANIE.
>> Stephanie: I'M YOUR DAUGHTER.
>> Orel: THIS IS STEPHANIE.
>> Stephanie: I'M YOUR DAUGHTER.
>> Rev. Putty: OH, BOY.
>> Stephanie: I'M YOUR DAUGHTER.
>> Rev. Putty: OH, BOY.
>> Stephanie: YES, REVEREND?
>> Rev. Putty: OH, BOY.
>> Stephanie: YES, REVEREND?
>> Rev. Putty: BETTER MAKE IT
>> Stephanie: YES, REVEREND?
>> Rev. Putty: BETTER MAKE IT
"DAD."
>> Fakey: IN ORDER TO BE BRIEFED
ON THIS YEAR'S ANNUAL
ARMS LENGTH DANCE, HERE TO DO
ON THIS YEAR'S ANNUAL
ARMS LENGTH DANCE, HERE TO DO
THE HONORS IS OUR RESIDENT
ARMS LENGTH DANCE, HERE TO DO
THE HONORS IS OUR RESIDENT
CHAPERONE, REVEREND ROD PUTTY.
THE HONORS IS OUR RESIDENT
CHAPERONE, REVEREND ROD PUTTY.
[ PERSON APPLAUDING ]
CHAPERONE, REVEREND ROD PUTTY.
[ PERSON APPLAUDING ]
>> Rev. Putty: OREL, SIT DOWN.
[ PERSON APPLAUDING ]
>> Rev. Putty: OREL, SIT DOWN.
[ APPLAUSE SLOWS ]
>> Rev. Putty: OREL, SIT DOWN.
[ APPLAUSE SLOWS ]
[ APPLAUSE STOPS ]
[ APPLAUSE SLOWS ]
[ APPLAUSE STOPS ]
NEXT FRIDAY, THE
[ APPLAUSE STOPS ]
NEXT FRIDAY, THE
ARMS LENGTH DANCE WILL YET
NEXT FRIDAY, THE
ARMS LENGTH DANCE WILL YET
AGAIN GIVE THE STUDENT BODY A
ARMS LENGTH DANCE WILL YET
AGAIN GIVE THE STUDENT BODY A
CHANCE TO GET DANGEROUSLY CLOSE
AGAIN GIVE THE STUDENT BODY A
CHANCE TO GET DANGEROUSLY CLOSE
TO EACH OTHER'S OPPOSITE SEX.
CHANCE TO GET DANGEROUSLY CLOSE
TO EACH OTHER'S OPPOSITE SEX.
NOW, I'VE BEEN CHAPERONING FOR
TO EACH OTHER'S OPPOSITE SEX.
NOW, I'VE BEEN CHAPERONING FOR
OVER 12 YEARS, SO DON'T THINK
NOW, I'VE BEEN CHAPERONING FOR
OVER 12 YEARS, SO DON'T THINK
YOU CAN PULL THE WOOL OVER MY
OVER 12 YEARS, SO DON'T THINK
YOU CAN PULL THE WOOL OVER MY
EYES.
YOU CAN PULL THE WOOL OVER MY
EYES.
>> WHO CARES ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX?
I LIKE GIRLS!
[ SMOOCHING ]
>> HUH?!
[ SMOOCHING ]
>> HUH?!
>> Stephanie: OHH.
>> HUH?!
>> Stephanie: OHH.
>> I KNOW. DID YOU SEE HIS FACE?
>> Stephanie: OHH.
>> I KNOW. DID YOU SEE HIS FACE?
>> Stephanie: NO, KIM.
>> I KNOW. DID YOU SEE HIS FACE?
>> Stephanie: NO, KIM.
ALL I COULD SEE WAS YOURS.
>> Stephanie: NO, KIM.
ALL I COULD SEE WAS YOURS.
UM, AT LEAST I THINK IT WAS
ALL I COULD SEE WAS YOURS.
UM, AT LEAST I THINK IT WAS
YOURS -- KIND OF A BLUR.
UM, AT LEAST I THINK IT WAS
YOURS -- KIND OF A BLUR.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOURS -- KIND OF A BLUR.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
SO FUNNY!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
SO FUNNY!
HEY, STEPHANIE, WE SHOULD GO TO
SO FUNNY!
HEY, STEPHANIE, WE SHOULD GO TO
THE DANCE TOGETHER.
HEY, STEPHANIE, WE SHOULD GO TO
THE DANCE TOGETHER.
>> Stephanie: REALLY?
THE DANCE TOGETHER.
>> Stephanie: REALLY?
>> YEAH! WE'LL KISS LIKE THAT IN
>> Stephanie: REALLY?
>> YEAH! WE'LL KISS LIKE THAT IN
FRONT OF REVEREND PUTTY!
>> YEAH! WE'LL KISS LIKE THAT IN
FRONT OF REVEREND PUTTY!
IT'LL REALLY FLIP HIS COMB-OVER!
FRONT OF REVEREND PUTTY!
IT'LL REALLY FLIP HIS COMB-OVER!
>> Stephanie: OKEYDOKE.
IT'LL REALLY FLIP HIS COMB-OVER!
>> Stephanie: OKEYDOKE.
>> Rev. Putty: ANYWAY, THIS
>> Stephanie: OKEYDOKE.
>> Rev. Putty: ANYWAY, THIS
YEAR'S THEME WILL BE
>> Rev. Putty: ANYWAY, THIS
YEAR'S THEME WILL BE
"TOLERANCE," SO HAVE FUN WITH
YEAR'S THEME WILL BE
"TOLERANCE," SO HAVE FUN WITH
IT.
"TOLERANCE," SO HAVE FUN WITH
IT.
>> Orel: BOY, STEPHANIE, THIS
IT.
>> Orel: BOY, STEPHANIE, THIS
PART-TIME JOB IS REALLY GONNA
>> Orel: BOY, STEPHANIE, THIS
PART-TIME JOB IS REALLY GONNA
HELP ME OUT IN BUYING THAT COOL
PART-TIME JOB IS REALLY GONNA
HELP ME OUT IN BUYING THAT COOL
NEW FIRST-AID KIT FOR ME AND MY
HELP ME OUT IN BUYING THAT COOL
NEW FIRST-AID KIT FOR ME AND MY
DAD'S HUNTING TRIP.
NEW FIRST-AID KIT FOR ME AND MY
DAD'S HUNTING TRIP.
>> Stephanie: WELL, HOPEFULLY
DAD'S HUNTING TRIP.
>> Stephanie: WELL, HOPEFULLY
YOU WON'T HAVE TO USE IT, OREL.
>> Stephanie: WELL, HOPEFULLY
YOU WON'T HAVE TO USE IT, OREL.
>> Orel: IT'S JUST A PRECAUTION,
YOU WON'T HAVE TO USE IT, OREL.
>> Orel: IT'S JUST A PRECAUTION,
JUST IN CASE I ACCIDENTALLY DO
>> Orel: IT'S JUST A PRECAUTION,
JUST IN CASE I ACCIDENTALLY DO
SHOOT AN ANIMAL.
JUST IN CASE I ACCIDENTALLY DO
SHOOT AN ANIMAL.
HOWDY, MR. AND MRS. LATCHKEY.
SHOOT AN ANIMAL.
HOWDY, MR. AND MRS. LATCHKEY.
>> HUH? WHO ARE YOU?
HOWDY, MR. AND MRS. LATCHKEY.
>> HUH? WHO ARE YOU?
>> Orel: IT'S ME --
>> HUH? WHO ARE YOU?
>> Orel: IT'S ME --
I'M YOUR SON DOUGHY'S BEST
>> Orel: IT'S ME --
I'M YOUR SON DOUGHY'S BEST
FRIEND.
I'M YOUR SON DOUGHY'S BEST
FRIEND.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
FRIEND.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
INSTEAD OF KEEPING THAT LITTLE
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
INSTEAD OF KEEPING THAT LITTLE
RUNT OUT OF OUR HAIR?
INSTEAD OF KEEPING THAT LITTLE
RUNT OUT OF OUR HAIR?
>> Orel: WELL, I'M JUST HELPING
RUNT OUT OF OUR HAIR?
>> Orel: WELL, I'M JUST HELPING
STEPHANIE HERE ORGANIZE ALL THIS
>> Orel: WELL, I'M JUST HELPING
STEPHANIE HERE ORGANIZE ALL THIS
WRONGFUL MERCHANDISE.
STEPHANIE HERE ORGANIZE ALL THIS
WRONGFUL MERCHANDISE.
>> HA! DON'T YOU MEAN
WRONGFUL MERCHANDISE.
>> HA! DON'T YOU MEAN
"ORGASM-NIZE"?
>> HA! DON'T YOU MEAN
"ORGASM-NIZE"?
[ LAUGHS ]
"ORGASM-NIZE"?
[ LAUGHS ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Orel: [ LAUGHS ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Orel: [ LAUGHS ]
I DON'T THINK SO.
>> Orel: [ LAUGHS ]
I DON'T THINK SO.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
I DON'T THINK SO.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ CLINK! ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ CLINK! ]
HEY, STEPHANIE, MAKING MORE
[ CLINK! ]
HEY, STEPHANIE, MAKING MORE
USELESS HOLES IN YOUR BODY?
HEY, STEPHANIE, MAKING MORE
USELESS HOLES IN YOUR BODY?
>> Stephanie: YES, KARL --
USELESS HOLES IN YOUR BODY?
>> Stephanie: YES, KARL --
MAKING MORE USELESS HOLES.
>> Stephanie: YES, KARL --
MAKING MORE USELESS HOLES.
>> WHY? WEREN'T YOU BORN WITH
MAKING MORE USELESS HOLES.
>> WHY? WEREN'T YOU BORN WITH
ENOUGH OF THOSE?
>> WHY? WEREN'T YOU BORN WITH
ENOUGH OF THOSE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
ENOUGH OF THOSE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SNAPPY COMEBACK!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SNAPPY COMEBACK!
[ Laughing ] AND IT WAS TO YOUR
>> SNAPPY COMEBACK!
[ Laughing ] AND IT WAS TO YOUR
OWN QUESTION, TOO!
[ Laughing ] AND IT WAS TO YOUR
OWN QUESTION, TOO!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
OWN QUESTION, TOO!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Stephanie: HI, KIM.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Stephanie: HI, KIM.
>> WHAT? OH!
>> Stephanie: HI, KIM.
>> WHAT? OH!
STEPHANIE, IT'S YOU!
>> WHAT? OH!
STEPHANIE, IT'S YOU!
[ LAUGHS ]
STEPHANIE, IT'S YOU!
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S SO FUNNY.
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S SO FUNNY.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE NOT YOU.
THAT'S SO FUNNY.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE NOT YOU.
>> Stephanie: NO SUCH LUCK.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE NOT YOU.
>> Stephanie: NO SUCH LUCK.
I'M ME. WHAT DO YOU GUYS NEED?
>> Stephanie: NO SUCH LUCK.
I'M ME. WHAT DO YOU GUYS NEED?
>> YOU KNOW, SOME FUN,
I'M ME. WHAT DO YOU GUYS NEED?
>> YOU KNOW, SOME FUN,
MARRIED-COUPLE KIND OF STUFF.
>> YOU KNOW, SOME FUN,
MARRIED-COUPLE KIND OF STUFF.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
MARRIED-COUPLE KIND OF STUFF.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> YEAH, FUN!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> YEAH, FUN!
>> Stephanie: UM, WHY DON'T YOU
>> YEAH, FUN!
>> Stephanie: UM, WHY DON'T YOU
HELP ME OUT A LITTLE MORE WITH
>> Stephanie: UM, WHY DON'T YOU
HELP ME OUT A LITTLE MORE WITH
THAT ONE?
HELP ME OUT A LITTLE MORE WITH
THAT ONE?
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY
THAT ONE?
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY
UNDERWEAR-FLAVORED CANDY?
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY
UNDERWEAR-FLAVORED CANDY?
>> Stephanie: NO.
UNDERWEAR-FLAVORED CANDY?
>> Stephanie: NO.
>> RATS!
>> Stephanie: NO.
>> RATS!
>> OOH! HOW 'BOUT A ROMANTIC
>> RATS!
>> OOH! HOW 'BOUT A ROMANTIC
JUMP ROPE?
>> OOH! HOW 'BOUT A ROMANTIC
JUMP ROPE?
>> Stephanie: I DON'T EVEN THINK
JUMP ROPE?
>> Stephanie: I DON'T EVEN THINK
THEY MAKE THOSE.
>> Stephanie: I DON'T EVEN THINK
THEY MAKE THOSE.
>> OKAY. YOU GOT TO HAVE BUBBLE
THEY MAKE THOSE.
>> OKAY. YOU GOT TO HAVE BUBBLE
GUM THAT'S SHAPED LIKE A DIRTY
>> OKAY. YOU GOT TO HAVE BUBBLE
GUM THAT'S SHAPED LIKE A DIRTY
JOKE, RIGHT?
GUM THAT'S SHAPED LIKE A DIRTY
JOKE, RIGHT?
I MEAN, YOU JUST GOT TO.
JOKE, RIGHT?
I MEAN, YOU JUST GOT TO.
>> Stephanie: I CAN'T EVEN
I MEAN, YOU JUST GOT TO.
>> Stephanie: I CAN'T EVEN
PICTURE THAT.
>> Stephanie: I CAN'T EVEN
PICTURE THAT.
>> THIS PLACE REALLY STINKS.
PICTURE THAT.
>> THIS PLACE REALLY STINKS.
>> Orel: WORKING ON IT.
>> THIS PLACE REALLY STINKS.
>> Orel: WORKING ON IT.
>> COME ON.
>> Orel: WORKING ON IT.
>> COME ON.
LET'S JUST GO PLAY DOCTOR.
>> COME ON.
LET'S JUST GO PLAY DOCTOR.
IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOU MIGHT
LET'S JUST GO PLAY DOCTOR.
IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOU MIGHT
MEDICALLY HAVE A TUMMYACHE RIGHT
IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOU MIGHT
MEDICALLY HAVE A TUMMYACHE RIGHT
AROUND YOUR SECOND-BASE AREA.
MEDICALLY HAVE A TUMMYACHE RIGHT
AROUND YOUR SECOND-BASE AREA.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
AROUND YOUR SECOND-BASE AREA.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Stephanie: BYE, CLOSEFACE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Stephanie: BYE, CLOSEFACE.
[ CLINK! ]
>> Stephanie: BYE, CLOSEFACE.
[ CLINK! ]
>> Orel: YOU SURE ARE ADDING A
[ CLINK! ]
>> Orel: YOU SURE ARE ADDING A
LOT OF PIERCINGS LATELY.
>> Orel: YOU SURE ARE ADDING A
LOT OF PIERCINGS LATELY.
ARE YOU FEELING OKAY?
LOT OF PIERCINGS LATELY.
ARE YOU FEELING OKAY?
>> Stephanie: HUH?
ARE YOU FEELING OKAY?
>> Stephanie: HUH?
OH, YEAH, OREL.
>> Stephanie: HUH?
OH, YEAH, OREL.
[ CLEARS THROAT ] I'M FINE.
[ GUITAR TUNING ]
>> HEY, PUT THAT GUITAR AWAY AND
LET'S PRACTICE WHAT WE'RE GONNA
>> HEY, PUT THAT GUITAR AWAY AND
LET'S PRACTICE WHAT WE'RE GONNA
DO WHEN WE SEE REVEREND PUTTY.
>> Stephanie: YOU MEAN KISS?
>> [ LAUGHS ] YEAH, THAT!
>> Stephanie: OH, UH, HI.
>> [ LAUGHS ] YEAH, THAT!
>> Stephanie: OH, UH, HI.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> Stephanie: OH, UH, HI.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> I'M KIM, AND YOU'RE BEING
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> I'M KIM, AND YOU'RE BEING
SILLY.
>> I'M KIM, AND YOU'RE BEING
SILLY.
>> Stephanie: NO, I KNOW KIM,
SILLY.
>> Stephanie: NO, I KNOW KIM,
AND YOU'RE NOT QUITE HER.
>> Stephanie: NO, I KNOW KIM,
AND YOU'RE NOT QUITE HER.
OH, I KNOW -- YOU'RE CLOSEFACE.
AND YOU'RE NOT QUITE HER.
OH, I KNOW -- YOU'RE CLOSEFACE.
HI, CLOSEFACE.
OH, I KNOW -- YOU'RE CLOSEFACE.
HI, CLOSEFACE.
>> STEPHANIE, QUIT JOKING.
HI, CLOSEFACE.
>> STEPHANIE, QUIT JOKING.
>> Stephanie: OH, HEY, KIM.
>> STEPHANIE, QUIT JOKING.
>> Stephanie: OH, HEY, KIM.
OH, YOU JUST MISSED CLOSEFACE.
>> Stephanie: OH, HEY, KIM.
OH, YOU JUST MISSED CLOSEFACE.
SHE WAS JUST HERE.
OH, YOU JUST MISSED CLOSEFACE.
SHE WAS JUST HERE.
>> CAN YOU BE SERIOUS?
SHE WAS JUST HERE.
>> CAN YOU BE SERIOUS?
WE NEED TO PRACTICE JOKING
>> CAN YOU BE SERIOUS?
WE NEED TO PRACTICE JOKING
AROUND!
WE NEED TO PRACTICE JOKING
AROUND!
>> Stephanie: OH, BACK SO SOON,
AROUND!
>> Stephanie: OH, BACK SO SOON,
CLOSEFACE?
>> Stephanie: OH, BACK SO SOON,
CLOSEFACE?
>> QUIT CALLING ME THAT!
CLOSEFACE?
>> QUIT CALLING ME THAT!
>> Stephanie: OH, BYE,
>> QUIT CALLING ME THAT!
>> Stephanie: OH, BYE,
CLOSEFACE.
>> Stephanie: OH, BYE,
CLOSEFACE.
>> OH, FORGET IT!
CLOSEFACE.
>> OH, FORGET IT!
LET'S GO TO THE DANCE.
>> OH, FORGET IT!
LET'S GO TO THE DANCE.
>> Stephanie: NO, WAIT -- THE
LET'S GO TO THE DANCE.
>> Stephanie: NO, WAIT -- THE
KISS.
>> Stephanie: NO, WAIT -- THE
KISS.
[ BELL RINGING ]
KISS.
[ BELL RINGING ]
>> Doughy: SAY, OREL, WHAT GIRL
[ BELL RINGING ]
>> Doughy: SAY, OREL, WHAT GIRL
ARE YOU GONNA TAKE TO ESCORT TO
>> Doughy: SAY, OREL, WHAT GIRL
ARE YOU GONNA TAKE TO ESCORT TO
THE DANCE TO?
ARE YOU GONNA TAKE TO ESCORT TO
THE DANCE TO?
>> Orel: GEE, I HAVE TO WORK AT
THE DANCE TO?
>> Orel: GEE, I HAVE TO WORK AT
MY NEW PART-TIME JOB THAT NIGHT.
>> Orel: GEE, I HAVE TO WORK AT
MY NEW PART-TIME JOB THAT NIGHT.
>> YOU'VE GOT TO GO.
MY NEW PART-TIME JOB THAT NIGHT.
>> YOU'VE GOT TO GO.
>> Orel: I JUST DON'T KNOW WHO
>> YOU'VE GOT TO GO.
>> Orel: I JUST DON'T KNOW WHO
TO BRING.
>> Orel: I JUST DON'T KNOW WHO
TO BRING.
>> Doughy: HAVEN'T YOU EVER HAD
TO BRING.
>> Doughy: HAVEN'T YOU EVER HAD
A CRUSH ON ANYONE IN CLASS?
>> Doughy: HAVEN'T YOU EVER HAD
A CRUSH ON ANYONE IN CLASS?
>> Orel: MM...
A CRUSH ON ANYONE IN CLASS?
>> Orel: MM...
I GUESS NOT.
>> Orel: MM...
I GUESS NOT.
>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE YOUR
I GUESS NOT.
>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE YOUR
GIRLFRIEND JESUS TO THE DANCE?
>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE YOUR
GIRLFRIEND JESUS TO THE DANCE?
THEN YOU CAN KISS HIM ON THE
GIRLFRIEND JESUS TO THE DANCE?
THEN YOU CAN KISS HIM ON THE
LIPS LIKE YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO.
THEN YOU CAN KISS HIM ON THE
LIPS LIKE YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO.
[ LAUGHS ]
LIPS LIKE YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Orel: WELL...
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Orel: WELL...
>> I THINK JOE'S JUST KIDDING.
>> Orel: WELL...
>> I THINK JOE'S JUST KIDDING.
>> UH, YEAH, I THINK SO, TOO.
>> I THINK JOE'S JUST KIDDING.
>> UH, YEAH, I THINK SO, TOO.
>> Stephanie: WHAT'S THE MATTER,
>> UH, YEAH, I THINK SO, TOO.
>> Stephanie: WHAT'S THE MATTER,
OREL -- NOT ENOUGH CRAP FOR YOU
>> Stephanie: WHAT'S THE MATTER,
OREL -- NOT ENOUGH CRAP FOR YOU
TO CLEAN UP?
OREL -- NOT ENOUGH CRAP FOR YOU
TO CLEAN UP?
>> Orel: HUH? OH, NO.
TO CLEAN UP?
>> Orel: HUH? OH, NO.
THERE'S PLENTY OF THAT, THANK
>> Orel: HUH? OH, NO.
THERE'S PLENTY OF THAT, THANK
YOU.
THERE'S PLENTY OF THAT, THANK
YOU.
IT'S JUST THAT THERE'S THIS
YOU.
IT'S JUST THAT THERE'S THIS
DANCE COMING UP AT SCHOOL.
IT'S JUST THAT THERE'S THIS
DANCE COMING UP AT SCHOOL.
>> Stephanie: OHH...
DANCE COMING UP AT SCHOOL.
>> Stephanie: OHH...
THE ARMS LENGTH.
>> Stephanie: OHH...
THE ARMS LENGTH.
>> Orel: YOU KNOW IT?
THE ARMS LENGTH.
>> Orel: YOU KNOW IT?
>> Stephanie: WELL...
>> Rev. Putty: TOLERANCE IS JUST
A THEME, PEOPLE -- A HARMLESS,
A THEME, PEOPLE -- A HARMLESS,
CRAZY PARTY THEME.
NOW, PLEASE GET BACK TO YOUR
LIVES!
>> Stephanie: HEY, GIVE ME A
LIVES!
>> Stephanie: HEY, GIVE ME A
QUICK KISS, WOULD YOU?
>> Stephanie: HEY, GIVE ME A
QUICK KISS, WOULD YOU?
>> WAIT. DON'T WASTE IT.
QUICK KISS, WOULD YOU?
>> WAIT. DON'T WASTE IT.
OOOOOH!
>> WAIT. DON'T WASTE IT.
OOOOOH!
[ Laughing ] HERE HE COMES!
OOOOOH!
[ Laughing ] HERE HE COMES!
OKAY. KISS ME...NOW!
[ Laughing ] HERE HE COMES!
OKAY. KISS ME...NOW!
>> Rev. Putty: HEY! WHOA!
OKAY. KISS ME...NOW!
>> Rev. Putty: HEY! WHOA!
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME
>> Rev. Putty: HEY! WHOA!
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME
HERE?
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME
HERE?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
HERE?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
WHOOPS! SORRY, REVEREND.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
WHOOPS! SORRY, REVEREND.
[ LAUGHS ]
WHOOPS! SORRY, REVEREND.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Rev. Putty: THIS IS A BLATANT
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Rev. Putty: THIS IS A BLATANT
CASE OF ENTRAPMENT.
>> Rev. Putty: THIS IS A BLATANT
CASE OF ENTRAPMENT.
WHAT IF YOUR FATHERS CAUGHT YOU
CASE OF ENTRAPMENT.
WHAT IF YOUR FATHERS CAUGHT YOU
DOING THAT?
WHAT IF YOUR FATHERS CAUGHT YOU
DOING THAT?
>> Stephanie: I DON'T HAVE A
DOING THAT?
>> Stephanie: I DON'T HAVE A
FATHER.
>> Stephanie: I DON'T HAVE A
FATHER.
>> Rev. Putty: WELL, LOOK AT
FATHER.
>> Rev. Putty: WELL, LOOK AT
YOURSELF.
>> Rev. Putty: WELL, LOOK AT
YOURSELF.
YOU COULD DEFINITELY USE ONE,
YOURSELF.
YOU COULD DEFINITELY USE ONE,
ALTHOUGH HE'D LOSE HIS HAIR OVER
YOU COULD DEFINITELY USE ONE,
ALTHOUGH HE'D LOSE HIS HAIR OVER
A PIECE OF WORK LIKE YOU.
ALTHOUGH HE'D LOSE HIS HAIR OVER
A PIECE OF WORK LIKE YOU.
>> [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ]
A PIECE OF WORK LIKE YOU.
>> [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ]
OH, ISN'T KISSING YOU FUNNY?!
>> [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ]
OH, ISN'T KISSING YOU FUNNY?!
>> Stephanie: FUNNY?
OH, ISN'T KISSING YOU FUNNY?!
>> Stephanie: FUNNY?
>> OH, DON'T BE SUCH A
>> Stephanie: FUNNY?
>> OH, DON'T BE SUCH A
FUDDY-DUDDY.
>> OH, DON'T BE SUCH A
FUDDY-DUDDY.
>> Stephanie: I JUST WISH YOU
FUDDY-DUDDY.
>> Stephanie: I JUST WISH YOU
WOULD KISS ME FOR REAL
>> Stephanie: I JUST WISH YOU
WOULD KISS ME FOR REAL
SOMETIMES.
WOULD KISS ME FOR REAL
SOMETIMES.
>> [ LAUGHING STOPS ]
SOMETIMES.
>> [ LAUGHING STOPS ]
I DON'T GET IT.
>> [ LAUGHING STOPS ]
I DON'T GET IT.
>> Stephanie: WHAT'S TO GET?
I DON'T GET IT.
>> Stephanie: WHAT'S TO GET?
I THINK IT WOULD BE NICE TO KISS
>> Stephanie: WHAT'S TO GET?
I THINK IT WOULD BE NICE TO KISS
YOU SINCERELY.
I THINK IT WOULD BE NICE TO KISS
YOU SINCERELY.
>> YOU HAVE A WEIRD SENSE OF
YOU SINCERELY.
>> YOU HAVE A WEIRD SENSE OF
HUMOR.
>> YOU HAVE A WEIRD SENSE OF
HUMOR.
>> Stephanie: IT'S NOT A SENSE
HUMOR.
>> Stephanie: IT'S NOT A SENSE
OF HUMOR.
>> Stephanie: IT'S NOT A SENSE
OF HUMOR.
>> UH...OH, OKAY.
OF HUMOR.
>> UH...OH, OKAY.
YOU WIN, STEPHANIE. KISS ME!
>> UH...OH, OKAY.
YOU WIN, STEPHANIE. KISS ME!
>> OHH!
YOU WIN, STEPHANIE. KISS ME!
>> OHH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> OHH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Stephanie: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Stephanie: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
>> KARL'S FACE!
>> Stephanie: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
>> KARL'S FACE!
>> YOU REALLY GOT ME.
>> KARL'S FACE!
>> YOU REALLY GOT ME.
THAT WAS HILARIOUS, I GOT TO
>> YOU REALLY GOT ME.
THAT WAS HILARIOUS, I GOT TO
ADMIT!
THAT WAS HILARIOUS, I GOT TO
ADMIT!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
ADMIT!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> WASN'T IT, THOUGH?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> WASN'T IT, THOUGH?
>> DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!
>> WASN'T IT, THOUGH?
>> DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!
[ SMOOCHES ]
>> DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!
[ SMOOCHES ]
>> Stephanie: AH, JUST STOP IT.
[ SMOOCHES ]
>> Stephanie: AH, JUST STOP IT.
>> [ Laughing ] YEAH, PLEASE
>> Stephanie: AH, JUST STOP IT.
>> [ Laughing ] YEAH, PLEASE
STOP.
>> [ Laughing ] YEAH, PLEASE
STOP.
I CAN'T BREATHE!
STOP.
I CAN'T BREATHE!
>> Stephanie: THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
I CAN'T BREATHE!
>> Stephanie: THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> Stephanie: THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> Orel: OH.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> Orel: OH.
>> Stephanie: I KNOW.
>> Orel: OH.
>> Stephanie: I KNOW.
SAD STORY, HUH?
>> Stephanie: I KNOW.
SAD STORY, HUH?
>> Orel: SAD BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T
SAD STORY, HUH?
>> Orel: SAD BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T
GET THE JOKE IN TIME TO ENJOY
>> Orel: SAD BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T
GET THE JOKE IN TIME TO ENJOY
IT?
GET THE JOKE IN TIME TO ENJOY
IT?
>> Stephanie: YEAH, OREL.
IT?
>> Stephanie: YEAH, OREL.
THAT'S WHY.
>> Stephanie: YEAH, OREL.
THAT'S WHY.
>> Orel: GEE.
THAT'S WHY.
>> Orel: GEE.
HI, GOD. OREL AGAIN.
>> Orel: GEE.
HI, GOD. OREL AGAIN.
I KNOW I'VE BEEN BOTHERING YOU A
HI, GOD. OREL AGAIN.
I KNOW I'VE BEEN BOTHERING YOU A
LOT LATELY, BUT -- BUT THIS TIME
I KNOW I'VE BEEN BOTHERING YOU A
LOT LATELY, BUT -- BUT THIS TIME
I'M WORRIED ABOUT A FRIEND OF
LOT LATELY, BUT -- BUT THIS TIME
I'M WORRIED ABOUT A FRIEND OF
MINE.
I'M WORRIED ABOUT A FRIEND OF
MINE.
THE THING ABOUT HER IS SHE'S NOT
MINE.
THE THING ABOUT HER IS SHE'S NOT
REALLY THE CHURCHGOING TYPE, BUT
THE THING ABOUT HER IS SHE'S NOT
REALLY THE CHURCHGOING TYPE, BUT
SHE'S A REAL GOOD PERSON, AND,
REALLY THE CHURCHGOING TYPE, BUT
SHE'S A REAL GOOD PERSON, AND,
WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD
SHE'S A REAL GOOD PERSON, AND,
WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD
GIVE HER A FREEBIE JUST THIS
WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD
GIVE HER A FREEBIE JUST THIS
ONCE.
GIVE HER A FREEBIE JUST THIS
ONCE.
IT WOULD SORT OF HELP ME IF YOU
ONCE.
IT WOULD SORT OF HELP ME IF YOU
HELPED HER BECAUSE THEN SHE
IT WOULD SORT OF HELP ME IF YOU
HELPED HER BECAUSE THEN SHE
COULD HELP ME AND THEN I COULD
HELPED HER BECAUSE THEN SHE
COULD HELP ME AND THEN I COULD
HELP HER.
COULD HELP ME AND THEN I COULD
HELP HER.
I'M SURE YOU CAN FOLLOW THAT,
HELP HER.
I'M SURE YOU CAN FOLLOW THAT,
BEING ALL-KNOWING AND
I'M SURE YOU CAN FOLLOW THAT,
BEING ALL-KNOWING AND
EVERYTHING.
BEING ALL-KNOWING AND
EVERYTHING.
YOU SEE, I THINK SHE'S KIND OF
EVERYTHING.
YOU SEE, I THINK SHE'S KIND OF
LOST BECAUSE SHE NEVER HAD
YOU SEE, I THINK SHE'S KIND OF
LOST BECAUSE SHE NEVER HAD
ANYONE SPECIAL TO TAKE TO THE
LOST BECAUSE SHE NEVER HAD
ANYONE SPECIAL TO TAKE TO THE
ARMS LENGTH DANCE, AND AS FAR AS
ANYONE SPECIAL TO TAKE TO THE
ARMS LENGTH DANCE, AND AS FAR AS
I CAN SEE, BRINGING SOMEONE
ARMS LENGTH DANCE, AND AS FAR AS
I CAN SEE, BRINGING SOMEONE
SPECIAL TO THAT IS IMPORTANT FOR
I CAN SEE, BRINGING SOMEONE
SPECIAL TO THAT IS IMPORTANT FOR
HER HAPPINESS AND MAYBE EVEN
SPECIAL TO THAT IS IMPORTANT FOR
HER HAPPINESS AND MAYBE EVEN
MINE.
HER HAPPINESS AND MAYBE EVEN
MINE.
>> MINE!
MINE.
>> MINE!
>> Orel: SHAPEY, PL-- I MEAN
>> MINE!
>> Orel: SHAPEY, PL-- I MEAN
BLOCK.
>> Orel: SHAPEY, PL-- I MEAN
BLOCK.
BLOCK?
BLOCK.
BLOCK?
[ GASPS ] CHRISTINA! OF COURSE!
BLOCK?
[ GASPS ] CHRISTINA! OF COURSE!
THERE IS A SPECIAL PERSON IN MY
[ GASPS ] CHRISTINA! OF COURSE!
THERE IS A SPECIAL PERSON IN MY
LIFE!
THERE IS A SPECIAL PERSON IN MY
LIFE!
EXCEPT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE
LIFE!
EXCEPT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE
HER BECAUSE SHE'S DIFFERENT THAN
EXCEPT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE
HER BECAUSE SHE'S DIFFERENT THAN
ME.
HER BECAUSE SHE'S DIFFERENT THAN
ME.
WELL, UNLESS YOU DON'T MIND, OF
ME.
WELL, UNLESS YOU DON'T MIND, OF
COURSE.
WELL, UNLESS YOU DON'T MIND, OF
COURSE.
JUST GIVE ME A SIGN.
COURSE.
JUST GIVE ME A SIGN.
DO YOU MIND --
JUST GIVE ME A SIGN.
DO YOU MIND --
>> N-O-O-O-O!
DO YOU MIND --
>> N-O-O-O-O!
>> Orel: WOW! OF ALL THE THINGS
>> N-O-O-O-O!
>> Orel: WOW! OF ALL THE THINGS
HE COULD HAVE SAID!
>> Orel: WOW! OF ALL THE THINGS
HE COULD HAVE SAID!
THANKS!
HE COULD HAVE SAID!
THANKS!
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
THANKS!
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
HI.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
HI.
>> HI.
HI.
>> HI.
>> Orel: UH, I CAME BY TO GIVE
>> HI.
>> Orel: UH, I CAME BY TO GIVE
YOU BACK YOUR BROTHER.
>> Orel: UH, I CAME BY TO GIVE
YOU BACK YOUR BROTHER.
>> OH. YOU NOTICED, TOO?
YOU BACK YOUR BROTHER.
>> OH. YOU NOTICED, TOO?
BUT, UM...
>> OH. YOU NOTICED, TOO?
BUT, UM...
>> Orel: WELL, HE RAN OFF BEFORE
BUT, UM...
>> Orel: WELL, HE RAN OFF BEFORE
I GOT HERE.
>> Orel: WELL, HE RAN OFF BEFORE
I GOT HERE.
>> HE DOES THAT A LOT.
I GOT HERE.
>> HE DOES THAT A LOT.
UM...SHALL I GET SHAPEY?
>> HE DOES THAT A LOT.
UM...SHALL I GET SHAPEY?
>> Orel: I SUPPOSE.
UM...SHALL I GET SHAPEY?
>> Orel: I SUPPOSE.
BUT I DON'T HAVE BLOCK.
>> Orel: I SUPPOSE.
BUT I DON'T HAVE BLOCK.
THAT WOULDN'T BE A FAIR TRADE.
BUT I DON'T HAVE BLOCK.
THAT WOULDN'T BE A FAIR TRADE.
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO COME BACK.
THAT WOULDN'T BE A FAIR TRADE.
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO COME BACK.
>> [ GIGGLES ]
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO COME BACK.
>> [ GIGGLES ]
OKAY.
>> [ GIGGLES ]
OKAY.
THAT WOULD BE NICE.
OKAY.
THAT WOULD BE NICE.
>> Orel: YEAH.
THAT WOULD BE NICE.
>> Orel: YEAH.
IT WOULD BE.
>> Orel: YEAH.
IT WOULD BE.
>> Stephanie: ? THERE'S A BLURRY
IT WOULD BE.
>> Stephanie: ? THERE'S A BLURRY
GIRL AT THE END OF MY NOSE ?
>> Stephanie: ? THERE'S A BLURRY
GIRL AT THE END OF MY NOSE ?
? HER NAME IS CL-- ?
GIRL AT THE END OF MY NOSE ?
? HER NAME IS CL-- ?
OH. OH, WAIT. THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
? HER NAME IS CL-- ?
OH. OH, WAIT. THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
OREL, FROM WHAT YOU JUST
DESCRIBED TO ME, YOU MET
CLOSEFACE.
DESCRIBED TO ME, YOU MET
CLOSEFACE.
>> Orel: CLOSEFACE?
CLOSEFACE.
>> Orel: CLOSEFACE?
>> Stephanie: YES, CLOSEFACE,
>> Orel: CLOSEFACE?
>> Stephanie: YES, CLOSEFACE,
THE ANGEL OF KISSING.
>> Stephanie: YES, CLOSEFACE,
THE ANGEL OF KISSING.
>> Orel: GOSH! THE ONLY ANGEL
THE ANGEL OF KISSING.
>> Orel: GOSH! THE ONLY ANGEL
I'VE HEARD OF IS GOOD OLD
>> Orel: GOSH! THE ONLY ANGEL
I'VE HEARD OF IS GOOD OLD
GABRIEL.
I'VE HEARD OF IS GOOD OLD
GABRIEL.
>> Stephanie: NO, CLOSEFACE IS
GABRIEL.
>> Stephanie: NO, CLOSEFACE IS
BETTER.
>> Stephanie: NO, CLOSEFACE IS
BETTER.
YOU CANNOT GIVE UP.
BETTER.
YOU CANNOT GIVE UP.
YOU'RE GOING TO THAT DANCE.
YOU CANNOT GIVE UP.
YOU'RE GOING TO THAT DANCE.
>> Orel: BUT --
YOU'RE GOING TO THAT DANCE.
>> Orel: BUT --
>> Stephanie: NO BUTS.
>> Orel: BUT --
>> Stephanie: NO BUTS.
I'M NOT GONNA LET HISTORY REPEAT
>> Stephanie: NO BUTS.
I'M NOT GONNA LET HISTORY REPEAT
ITSELF.
I'M NOT GONNA LET HISTORY REPEAT
ITSELF.
[ BELL JINGLES ]
ITSELF.
[ BELL JINGLES ]
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ BELL JINGLES ]
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
? THERE'S A BLURRY GIRL AT THE
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
? THERE'S A BLURRY GIRL AT THE
END OF MY NOSE ?
? THERE'S A BLURRY GIRL AT THE
END OF MY NOSE ?
? HER NAME IS CLOSEFACE, AND
END OF MY NOSE ?
? HER NAME IS CLOSEFACE, AND
WHEN SHE BACKS AWAY, I DON'T
? HER NAME IS CLOSEFACE, AND
WHEN SHE BACKS AWAY, I DON'T
KNOW WHERE SHE GOES ?
WHEN SHE BACKS AWAY, I DON'T
KNOW WHERE SHE GOES ?
? THAT CRAZY CLOSEFACE ?
KNOW WHERE SHE GOES ?
? THAT CRAZY CLOSEFACE ?
? SHE'S REALLY DIFFERENT, BUT
? THAT CRAZY CLOSEFACE ?
? SHE'S REALLY DIFFERENT, BUT
SHE'S KIND OF LIKE YOU ?
? SHE'S REALLY DIFFERENT, BUT
SHE'S KIND OF LIKE YOU ?
? BUT HER EYES ARE BIGGER, AND
SHE'S KIND OF LIKE YOU ?
? BUT HER EYES ARE BIGGER, AND
THERE'S NOT ALWAYS TWO ?
? BUT HER EYES ARE BIGGER, AND
THERE'S NOT ALWAYS TWO ?
>> Rev. Putty: INTEGRATION IS
THERE'S NOT ALWAYS TWO ?
>> Rev. Putty: INTEGRATION IS
JUST A THEME, PEOPLE.
>> Rev. Putty: INTEGRATION IS
JUST A THEME, PEOPLE.
>> Stephanie: ? IF IT EVER WAS
JUST A THEME, PEOPLE.
>> Stephanie: ? IF IT EVER WAS
NOT CLOSEFACE, I WOULD BE SO
>> Stephanie: ? IF IT EVER WAS
NOT CLOSEFACE, I WOULD BE SO
SCARED ?
NOT CLOSEFACE, I WOULD BE SO
SCARED ?
DAD.
SCARED ?
DAD.
>> Rev. Putty: HI, KID.
DAD.
>> Rev. Putty: HI, KID.
PRETTY SONG.
>> Rev. Putty: HI, KID.
PRETTY SONG.
>> Stephanie: HEY, AREN'T YOU
PRETTY SONG.
>> Stephanie: HEY, AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE THWARTING SEXUAL
>> Stephanie: HEY, AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE THWARTING SEXUAL
ENCOUNTERS?
SUPPOSED TO BE THWARTING SEXUAL
ENCOUNTERS?
>> Rev. Putty: I'M TIRED OF
ENCOUNTERS?
>> Rev. Putty: I'M TIRED OF
BEING THAT GUY.
>> Rev. Putty: I'M TIRED OF
BEING THAT GUY.
>> Stephanie: OH, GOOD.
BEING THAT GUY.
>> Stephanie: OH, GOOD.
I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO DO TO
>> Stephanie: OH, GOOD.
I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO DO TO
OREL WHAT YOU DID TO US.
I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO DO TO
OREL WHAT YOU DID TO US.
>> Rev. Putty: US? US WHO?
OREL WHAT YOU DID TO US.
>> Rev. Putty: US? US WHO?
>> Stephanie: OH, YOU KNOW -- ME
>> Rev. Putty: US? US WHO?
>> Stephanie: OH, YOU KNOW -- ME
AND MY DATE ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.
>> Stephanie: OH, YOU KNOW -- ME
AND MY DATE ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.
>> Rev. Putty: OH, YEAH?
AND MY DATE ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.
>> Rev. Putty: OH, YEAH?
I DON'T REMEMBER.
>> Rev. Putty: OH, YEAH?
I DON'T REMEMBER.
MUST NOT HAVE BEEN ANYTHING TOO
I DON'T REMEMBER.
MUST NOT HAVE BEEN ANYTHING TOO
EARTH-SH-SH-SH-SH--
MUST NOT HAVE BEEN ANYTHING TOO
EARTH-SH-SH-SH-SH--
>> Stephanie: SOUNDS LIKE YOU
EARTH-SH-SH-SH-SH--
>> Stephanie: SOUNDS LIKE YOU
GOT A LEAK, THERE, REVEREND.
>> Stephanie: SOUNDS LIKE YOU
GOT A LEAK, THERE, REVEREND.
>> Rev. Putty: YOU!
GOT A LEAK, THERE, REVEREND.
>> Rev. Putty: YOU!
>> Stephanie: AH, YOU REMEMBER.
>> Rev. Putty: YOU!
>> Stephanie: AH, YOU REMEMBER.
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
>> Stephanie: AH, YOU REMEMBER.
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
NOTHING CAME OF IT.
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
NOTHING CAME OF IT.
I JUST HOPE OREL HAS BETTER
NOTHING CAME OF IT.
I JUST HOPE OREL HAS BETTER
LUCK WITH LOVE THAN I DID.
I JUST HOPE OREL HAS BETTER
LUCK WITH LOVE THAN I DID.
>> Rev. Putty: ARE YOU KIDDING
LUCK WITH LOVE THAN I DID.
>> Rev. Putty: ARE YOU KIDDING
ME?
>> Rev. Putty: ARE YOU KIDDING
ME?
YOU CAN'T COMPARE YOU AND HER TO
ME?
YOU CAN'T COMPARE YOU AND HER TO
OREL TO AND HIS LITTLE ORELETTE.
YOU CAN'T COMPARE YOU AND HER TO
OREL TO AND HIS LITTLE ORELETTE.
>> Stephanie: WHY -- 'CAUSE
OREL TO AND HIS LITTLE ORELETTE.
>> Stephanie: WHY -- 'CAUSE
WE'RE TWO GIRLS AND TOLERANCE IS
>> Stephanie: WHY -- 'CAUSE
WE'RE TWO GIRLS AND TOLERANCE IS
ONLY A PRETEND THEME?
WE'RE TWO GIRLS AND TOLERANCE IS
ONLY A PRETEND THEME?
>> Rev. Putty: NO. BECAUSE SHE
ONLY A PRETEND THEME?
>> Rev. Putty: NO. BECAUSE SHE
NEVER CARED ABOUT YOU.
>> Rev. Putty: NO. BECAUSE SHE
NEVER CARED ABOUT YOU.
>> Stephanie: OHH.
NEVER CARED ABOUT YOU.
>> Stephanie: OHH.
WOW. YOU REMEMBER THINGS BETTER
>> Stephanie: OHH.
WOW. YOU REMEMBER THINGS BETTER
THAN I DO.
WOW. YOU REMEMBER THINGS BETTER
THAN I DO.
>> Rev. Putty: YEAH, I REMEMBER.
THAN I DO.
>> Rev. Putty: YEAH, I REMEMBER.
WHEN YOU HAVE MY TRACK RECORD
>> Rev. Putty: YEAH, I REMEMBER.
WHEN YOU HAVE MY TRACK RECORD
WITH LOVE, THAT KIND OF STUFF
WHEN YOU HAVE MY TRACK RECORD
WITH LOVE, THAT KIND OF STUFF
HITS YOU LIKE A TON OF BRICKS.
WITH LOVE, THAT KIND OF STUFF
HITS YOU LIKE A TON OF BRICKS.
I FELT BAD FOR YOU.
HITS YOU LIKE A TON OF BRICKS.
I FELT BAD FOR YOU.
BUT IF YOU START PLAYING THAT
I FELT BAD FOR YOU.
BUT IF YOU START PLAYING THAT
SONG OF YOURS AGAIN, WE MIGHT
BUT IF YOU START PLAYING THAT
SONG OF YOURS AGAIN, WE MIGHT
BOTH GET LUCKY TONIGHT.
SONG OF YOURS AGAIN, WE MIGHT
BOTH GET LUCKY TONIGHT.
HIT IT, KID.
BOTH GET LUCKY TONIGHT.
HIT IT, KID.
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
HIT IT, KID.
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> Stephanie: ? THERE'S A DIRTY
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> Stephanie: ? THERE'S A DIRTY
GIRL, AND SHE WHISPERS TO ME ?
>> Stephanie: ? THERE'S A DIRTY
GIRL, AND SHE WHISPERS TO ME ?
>> Both: ? CLOSEFACE, WHERE IS
GIRL, AND SHE WHISPERS TO ME ?
>> Both: ? CLOSEFACE, WHERE IS
THAT CLOSEFACE? ?
>> Both: ? CLOSEFACE, WHERE IS
THAT CLOSEFACE? ?
>> Stephanie: ? I DON'T KNOW HOW
THAT CLOSEFACE? ?
>> Stephanie: ? I DON'T KNOW HOW
MUCH SHE WEIGHS, BUT SHE'S AS
>> Stephanie: ? I DON'T KNOW HOW
MUCH SHE WEIGHS, BUT SHE'S AS
BIG AS I CAN SEE ?
? CLOSEFACE, I KIND OF NEED
CLOSEFACE ?
? I THINK SHE THINKS THAT I'M
CLOSEFACE ?
? I THINK SHE THINKS THAT I'M
HER PERFECT MATCH ?
? I THINK SHE THINKS THAT I'M
HER PERFECT MATCH ?
? 'CAUSE I'M JUST HER TYPE WHEN
HER PERFECT MATCH ?
? 'CAUSE I'M JUST HER TYPE WHEN
WE ARE ATTACHED ?
? 'CAUSE I'M JUST HER TYPE WHEN
WE ARE ATTACHED ?
? AND WHEN SHE BACKS AWAY, YOU
WE ARE ATTACHED ?
? AND WHEN SHE BACKS AWAY, YOU
ARE ALWAYS RIGHT THERE ?
? AND WHEN SHE BACKS AWAY, YOU
ARE ALWAYS RIGHT THERE ?
[ INSTRUMENTAL SOLO ]
[ SONG ENDS ]
>> I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D COME
HERE.
>> I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D COME
HERE.
>> Orel: I ALMOST DIDN'T.
>> Clay: THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN
GOD THE RIGHT WAY.
WE SIMPLY CAN'T MIX WITH THEIR
GOD THE RIGHT WAY.
WE SIMPLY CAN'T MIX WITH THEIR
KIND.
WE SIMPLY CAN'T MIX WITH THEIR
KIND.
IT'S DANGEROUS.
KIND.
IT'S DANGEROUS.
>> Orel: BUT I LIKE CHRISTINA.
IT'S DANGEROUS.
>> Orel: BUT I LIKE CHRISTINA.
CHRISTINA, WE CAN'T SEE EACH
>> Orel: BUT I LIKE CHRISTINA.
CHRISTINA, WE CAN'T SEE EACH
OTHER ANYMORE.
CHRISTINA, WE CAN'T SEE EACH
OTHER ANYMORE.
>> BUT WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
OTHER ANYMORE.
>> BUT WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
>> Bloberta: NOT NOW, SHAPEY.
>> BUT WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
>> Bloberta: NOT NOW, SHAPEY.
>> Orel: OH, THAT'S NOT SHAPE.
>> Bloberta: NOT NOW, SHAPEY.
>> Orel: OH, THAT'S NOT SHAPE.
>> OUR LITTLE BOY, BLOCK.
>> Orel: OH, THAT'S NOT SHAPE.
>> OUR LITTLE BOY, BLOCK.
>> Rev. Putty: WHO'S YOUR
>> OUR LITTLE BOY, BLOCK.
>> Rev. Putty: WHO'S YOUR
FRIEND?
>> Rev. Putty: WHO'S YOUR
FRIEND?
>> Orel: THIS IS STEPHANIE.
FRIEND?
>> Orel: THIS IS STEPHANIE.
>> Stephanie: I'M YOUR DAUGHTER.
>> Orel: THIS IS STEPHANIE.
>> Stephanie: I'M YOUR DAUGHTER.
>> Rev. Putty: OH, BOY.
>> Stephanie: I'M YOUR DAUGHTER.
>> Rev. Putty: OH, BOY.
>> Stephanie: YES, REVEREND?
>> Rev. Putty: OH, BOY.
>> Stephanie: YES, REVEREND?
>> Rev. Putty: BETTER MAKE IT
>> Stephanie: YES, REVEREND?
>> Rev. Putty: BETTER MAKE IT
"DAD."
>> Fakey: IN ORDER TO BE BRIEFED
ON THIS YEAR'S ANNUAL
ARMS LENGTH DANCE, HERE TO DO
ON THIS YEAR'S ANNUAL
ARMS LENGTH DANCE, HERE TO DO
THE HONORS IS OUR RESIDENT
ARMS LENGTH DANCE, HERE TO DO
THE HONORS IS OUR RESIDENT
CHAPERONE, REVEREND ROD PUTTY.
THE HONORS IS OUR RESIDENT
CHAPERONE, REVEREND ROD PUTTY.
[ PERSON APPLAUDING ]
CHAPERONE, REVEREND ROD PUTTY.
[ PERSON APPLAUDING ]
>> Rev. Putty: OREL, SIT DOWN.
[ PERSON APPLAUDING ]
>> Rev. Putty: OREL, SIT DOWN.
[ APPLAUSE SLOWS ]
>> Rev. Putty: OREL, SIT DOWN.
[ APPLAUSE SLOWS ]
[ APPLAUSE STOPS ]
[ APPLAUSE SLOWS ]
[ APPLAUSE STOPS ]
NEXT FRIDAY, THE
[ APPLAUSE STOPS ]
NEXT FRIDAY, THE
ARMS LENGTH DANCE WILL YET
NEXT FRIDAY, THE
ARMS LENGTH DANCE WILL YET
AGAIN GIVE THE STUDENT BODY A
ARMS LENGTH DANCE WILL YET
AGAIN GIVE THE STUDENT BODY A
CHANCE TO GET DANGEROUSLY CLOSE
AGAIN GIVE THE STUDENT BODY A
CHANCE TO GET DANGEROUSLY CLOSE
TO EACH OTHER'S OPPOSITE SEX.
CHANCE TO GET DANGEROUSLY CLOSE
TO EACH OTHER'S OPPOSITE SEX.
NOW, I'VE BEEN CHAPERONING FOR
TO EACH OTHER'S OPPOSITE SEX.
NOW, I'VE BEEN CHAPERONING FOR
OVER 12 YEARS, SO DON'T THINK
NOW, I'VE BEEN CHAPERONING FOR
OVER 12 YEARS, SO DON'T THINK
YOU CAN PULL THE WOOL OVER MY
OVER 12 YEARS, SO DON'T THINK
YOU CAN PULL THE WOOL OVER MY
EYES.
YOU CAN PULL THE WOOL OVER MY
EYES.
>> WHO CARES ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX?
I LIKE GIRLS!
[ SMOOCHING ]
>> HUH?!
[ SMOOCHING ]
>> HUH?!
>> Stephanie: OHH.
>> HUH?!
>> Stephanie: OHH.
>> I KNOW. DID YOU SEE HIS FACE?
>> Stephanie: OHH.
>> I KNOW. DID YOU SEE HIS FACE?
>> Stephanie: NO, KIM.
>> I KNOW. DID YOU SEE HIS FACE?
>> Stephanie: NO, KIM.
ALL I COULD SEE WAS YOURS.
>> Stephanie: NO, KIM.
ALL I COULD SEE WAS YOURS.
UM, AT LEAST I THINK IT WAS
ALL I COULD SEE WAS YOURS.
UM, AT LEAST I THINK IT WAS
YOURS -- KIND OF A BLUR.
UM, AT LEAST I THINK IT WAS
YOURS -- KIND OF A BLUR.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOURS -- KIND OF A BLUR.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
SO FUNNY!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
SO FUNNY!
HEY, STEPHANIE, WE SHOULD GO TO
SO FUNNY!
HEY, STEPHANIE, WE SHOULD GO TO
THE DANCE TOGETHER.
HEY, STEPHANIE, WE SHOULD GO TO
THE DANCE TOGETHER.
>> Stephanie: REALLY?
THE DANCE TOGETHER.
>> Stephanie: REALLY?
>> YEAH! WE'LL KISS LIKE THAT IN
>> Stephanie: REALLY?
>> YEAH! WE'LL KISS LIKE THAT IN
FRONT OF REVEREND PUTTY!
>> YEAH! WE'LL KISS LIKE THAT IN
FRONT OF REVEREND PUTTY!
IT'LL REALLY FLIP HIS COMB-OVER!
FRONT OF REVEREND PUTTY!
IT'LL REALLY FLIP HIS COMB-OVER!
>> Stephanie: OKEYDOKE.
IT'LL REALLY FLIP HIS COMB-OVER!
>> Stephanie: OKEYDOKE.
>> Rev. Putty: ANYWAY, THIS
>> Stephanie: OKEYDOKE.
>> Rev. Putty: ANYWAY, THIS
YEAR'S THEME WILL BE
>> Rev. Putty: ANYWAY, THIS
YEAR'S THEME WILL BE
"TOLERANCE," SO HAVE FUN WITH
YEAR'S THEME WILL BE
"TOLERANCE," SO HAVE FUN WITH
IT.
"TOLERANCE," SO HAVE FUN WITH
IT.
>> Orel: BOY, STEPHANIE, THIS
IT.
>> Orel: BOY, STEPHANIE, THIS
PART-TIME JOB IS REALLY GONNA
>> Orel: BOY, STEPHANIE, THIS
PART-TIME JOB IS REALLY GONNA
HELP ME OUT IN BUYING THAT COOL
PART-TIME JOB IS REALLY GONNA
HELP ME OUT IN BUYING THAT COOL
NEW FIRST-AID KIT FOR ME AND MY
HELP ME OUT IN BUYING THAT COOL
NEW FIRST-AID KIT FOR ME AND MY
DAD'S HUNTING TRIP.
NEW FIRST-AID KIT FOR ME AND MY
DAD'S HUNTING TRIP.
>> Stephanie: WELL, HOPEFULLY
DAD'S HUNTING TRIP.
>> Stephanie: WELL, HOPEFULLY
YOU WON'T HAVE TO USE IT, OREL.
>> Stephanie: WELL, HOPEFULLY
YOU WON'T HAVE TO USE IT, OREL.
>> Orel: IT'S JUST A PRECAUTION,
YOU WON'T HAVE TO USE IT, OREL.
>> Orel: IT'S JUST A PRECAUTION,
JUST IN CASE I ACCIDENTALLY DO
>> Orel: IT'S JUST A PRECAUTION,
JUST IN CASE I ACCIDENTALLY DO
SHOOT AN ANIMAL.
JUST IN CASE I ACCIDENTALLY DO
SHOOT AN ANIMAL.
HOWDY, MR. AND MRS. LATCHKEY.
SHOOT AN ANIMAL.
HOWDY, MR. AND MRS. LATCHKEY.
>> HUH? WHO ARE YOU?
HOWDY, MR. AND MRS. LATCHKEY.
>> HUH? WHO ARE YOU?
>> Orel: IT'S ME --
>> HUH? WHO ARE YOU?
>> Orel: IT'S ME --
I'M YOUR SON DOUGHY'S BEST
>> Orel: IT'S ME --
I'M YOUR SON DOUGHY'S BEST
FRIEND.
I'M YOUR SON DOUGHY'S BEST
FRIEND.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
FRIEND.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
INSTEAD OF KEEPING THAT LITTLE
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
INSTEAD OF KEEPING THAT LITTLE
RUNT OUT OF OUR HAIR?
INSTEAD OF KEEPING THAT LITTLE
RUNT OUT OF OUR HAIR?
>> Orel: WELL, I'M JUST HELPING
RUNT OUT OF OUR HAIR?
>> Orel: WELL, I'M JUST HELPING
STEPHANIE HERE ORGANIZE ALL THIS
>> Orel: WELL, I'M JUST HELPING
STEPHANIE HERE ORGANIZE ALL THIS
WRONGFUL MERCHANDISE.
STEPHANIE HERE ORGANIZE ALL THIS
WRONGFUL MERCHANDISE.
>> HA! DON'T YOU MEAN
WRONGFUL MERCHANDISE.
>> HA! DON'T YOU MEAN
"ORGASM-NIZE"?
>> HA! DON'T YOU MEAN
"ORGASM-NIZE"?
[ LAUGHS ]
"ORGASM-NIZE"?
[ LAUGHS ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Orel: [ LAUGHS ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Orel: [ LAUGHS ]
I DON'T THINK SO.
>> Orel: [ LAUGHS ]
I DON'T THINK SO.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
I DON'T THINK SO.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ CLINK! ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ CLINK! ]
HEY, STEPHANIE, MAKING MORE
[ CLINK! ]
HEY, STEPHANIE, MAKING MORE
USELESS HOLES IN YOUR BODY?
HEY, STEPHANIE, MAKING MORE
USELESS HOLES IN YOUR BODY?
>> Stephanie: YES, KARL --
USELESS HOLES IN YOUR BODY?
>> Stephanie: YES, KARL --
MAKING MORE USELESS HOLES.
>> Stephanie: YES, KARL --
MAKING MORE USELESS HOLES.
>> WHY? WEREN'T YOU BORN WITH
MAKING MORE USELESS HOLES.
>> WHY? WEREN'T YOU BORN WITH
ENOUGH OF THOSE?
>> WHY? WEREN'T YOU BORN WITH
ENOUGH OF THOSE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
ENOUGH OF THOSE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SNAPPY COMEBACK!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SNAPPY COMEBACK!
[ Laughing ] AND IT WAS TO YOUR
>> SNAPPY COMEBACK!
[ Laughing ] AND IT WAS TO YOUR
OWN QUESTION, TOO!
[ Laughing ] AND IT WAS TO YOUR
OWN QUESTION, TOO!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
OWN QUESTION, TOO!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Stephanie: HI, KIM.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Stephanie: HI, KIM.
>> WHAT? OH!
>> Stephanie: HI, KIM.
>> WHAT? OH!
STEPHANIE, IT'S YOU!
>> WHAT? OH!
STEPHANIE, IT'S YOU!
[ LAUGHS ]
STEPHANIE, IT'S YOU!
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S SO FUNNY.
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S SO FUNNY.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE NOT YOU.
THAT'S SO FUNNY.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE NOT YOU.
>> Stephanie: NO SUCH LUCK.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE NOT YOU.
>> Stephanie: NO SUCH LUCK.
I'M ME. WHAT DO YOU GUYS NEED?
>> Stephanie: NO SUCH LUCK.
I'M ME. WHAT DO YOU GUYS NEED?
>> YOU KNOW, SOME FUN,
I'M ME. WHAT DO YOU GUYS NEED?
>> YOU KNOW, SOME FUN,
MARRIED-COUPLE KIND OF STUFF.
>> YOU KNOW, SOME FUN,
MARRIED-COUPLE KIND OF STUFF.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
MARRIED-COUPLE KIND OF STUFF.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> YEAH, FUN!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> YEAH, FUN!
>> Stephanie: UM, WHY DON'T YOU
>> YEAH, FUN!
>> Stephanie: UM, WHY DON'T YOU
HELP ME OUT A LITTLE MORE WITH
>> Stephanie: UM, WHY DON'T YOU
HELP ME OUT A LITTLE MORE WITH
THAT ONE?
HELP ME OUT A LITTLE MORE WITH
THAT ONE?
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY
THAT ONE?
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY
UNDERWEAR-FLAVORED CANDY?
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY
UNDERWEAR-FLAVORED CANDY?
>> Stephanie: NO.
UNDERWEAR-FLAVORED CANDY?
>> Stephanie: NO.
>> RATS!
>> Stephanie: NO.
>> RATS!
>> OOH! HOW 'BOUT A ROMANTIC
>> RATS!
>> OOH! HOW 'BOUT A ROMANTIC
JUMP ROPE?
>> OOH! HOW 'BOUT A ROMANTIC
JUMP ROPE?
>> Stephanie: I DON'T EVEN THINK
JUMP ROPE?
>> Stephanie: I DON'T EVEN THINK
THEY MAKE THOSE.
>> Stephanie: I DON'T EVEN THINK
THEY MAKE THOSE.
>> OKAY. YOU GOT TO HAVE BUBBLE
THEY MAKE THOSE.
>> OKAY. YOU GOT TO HAVE BUBBLE
GUM THAT'S SHAPED LIKE A DIRTY
>> OKAY. YOU GOT TO HAVE BUBBLE
GUM THAT'S SHAPED LIKE A DIRTY
JOKE, RIGHT?
GUM THAT'S SHAPED LIKE A DIRTY
JOKE, RIGHT?
I MEAN, YOU JUST GOT TO.
JOKE, RIGHT?
I MEAN, YOU JUST GOT TO.
>> Stephanie: I CAN'T EVEN
I MEAN, YOU JUST GOT TO.
>> Stephanie: I CAN'T EVEN
PICTURE THAT.
>> Stephanie: I CAN'T EVEN
PICTURE THAT.
>> THIS PLACE REALLY STINKS.
PICTURE THAT.
>> THIS PLACE REALLY STINKS.
>> Orel: WORKING ON IT.
>> THIS PLACE REALLY STINKS.
>> Orel: WORKING ON IT.
>> COME ON.
>> Orel: WORKING ON IT.
>> COME ON.
LET'S JUST GO PLAY DOCTOR.
>> COME ON.
LET'S JUST GO PLAY DOCTOR.
IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOU MIGHT
LET'S JUST GO PLAY DOCTOR.
IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOU MIGHT
MEDICALLY HAVE A TUMMYACHE RIGHT
IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOU MIGHT
MEDICALLY HAVE A TUMMYACHE RIGHT
AROUND YOUR SECOND-BASE AREA.
MEDICALLY HAVE A TUMMYACHE RIGHT
AROUND YOUR SECOND-BASE AREA.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
AROUND YOUR SECOND-BASE AREA.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Stephanie: BYE, CLOSEFACE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Stephanie: BYE, CLOSEFACE.
[ CLINK! ]
>> Stephanie: BYE, CLOSEFACE.
[ CLINK! ]
>> Orel: YOU SURE ARE ADDING A
[ CLINK! ]
>> Orel: YOU SURE ARE ADDING A
LOT OF PIERCINGS LATELY.
>> Orel: YOU SURE ARE ADDING A
LOT OF PIERCINGS LATELY.
ARE YOU FEELING OKAY?
LOT OF PIERCINGS LATELY.
ARE YOU FEELING OKAY?
>> Stephanie: HUH?
ARE YOU FEELING OKAY?
>> Stephanie: HUH?
OH, YEAH, OREL.
>> Stephanie: HUH?
OH, YEAH, OREL.
[ CLEARS THROAT ] I'M FINE.
[ GUITAR TUNING ]
>> HEY, PUT THAT GUITAR AWAY AND
LET'S PRACTICE WHAT WE'RE GONNA
>> HEY, PUT THAT GUITAR AWAY AND
LET'S PRACTICE WHAT WE'RE GONNA
DO WHEN WE SEE REVEREND PUTTY.
>> Stephanie: YOU MEAN KISS?
>> [ LAUGHS ] YEAH, THAT!
>> Stephanie: OH, UH, HI.
>> [ LAUGHS ] YEAH, THAT!
>> Stephanie: OH, UH, HI.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> Stephanie: OH, UH, HI.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> I'M KIM, AND YOU'RE BEING
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> I'M KIM, AND YOU'RE BEING
SILLY.
>> I'M KIM, AND YOU'RE BEING
SILLY.
>> Stephanie: NO, I KNOW KIM,
SILLY.
>> Stephanie: NO, I KNOW KIM,
AND YOU'RE NOT QUITE HER.
>> Stephanie: NO, I KNOW KIM,
AND YOU'RE NOT QUITE HER.
OH, I KNOW -- YOU'RE CLOSEFACE.
AND YOU'RE NOT QUITE HER.
OH, I KNOW -- YOU'RE CLOSEFACE.
HI, CLOSEFACE.
OH, I KNOW -- YOU'RE CLOSEFACE.
HI, CLOSEFACE.
>> STEPHANIE, QUIT JOKING.
HI, CLOSEFACE.
>> STEPHANIE, QUIT JOKING.
>> Stephanie: OH, HEY, KIM.
>> STEPHANIE, QUIT JOKING.
>> Stephanie: OH, HEY, KIM.
OH, YOU JUST MISSED CLOSEFACE.
>> Stephanie: OH, HEY, KIM.
OH, YOU JUST MISSED CLOSEFACE.
SHE WAS JUST HERE.
OH, YOU JUST MISSED CLOSEFACE.
SHE WAS JUST HERE.
>> CAN YOU BE SERIOUS?
SHE WAS JUST HERE.
>> CAN YOU BE SERIOUS?
WE NEED TO PRACTICE JOKING
>> CAN YOU BE SERIOUS?
WE NEED TO PRACTICE JOKING
AROUND!
WE NEED TO PRACTICE JOKING
AROUND!
>> Stephanie: OH, BACK SO SOON,
AROUND!
>> Stephanie: OH, BACK SO SOON,
CLOSEFACE?
>> Stephanie: OH, BACK SO SOON,
CLOSEFACE?
>> QUIT CALLING ME THAT!
CLOSEFACE?
>> QUIT CALLING ME THAT!
>> Stephanie: OH, BYE,
>> QUIT CALLING ME THAT!
>> Stephanie: OH, BYE,
CLOSEFACE.
>> Stephanie: OH, BYE,
CLOSEFACE.
>> OH, FORGET IT!
CLOSEFACE.
>> OH, FORGET IT!
LET'S GO TO THE DANCE.
>> OH, FORGET IT!
LET'S GO TO THE DANCE.
>> Stephanie: NO, WAIT -- THE
LET'S GO TO THE DANCE.
>> Stephanie: NO, WAIT -- THE
KISS.
>> Stephanie: NO, WAIT -- THE
KISS.
[ BELL RINGING ]
KISS.
[ BELL RINGING ]
>> Doughy: SAY, OREL, WHAT GIRL
[ BELL RINGING ]
>> Doughy: SAY, OREL, WHAT GIRL
ARE YOU GONNA TAKE TO ESCORT TO
>> Doughy: SAY, OREL, WHAT GIRL
ARE YOU GONNA TAKE TO ESCORT TO
THE DANCE TO?
ARE YOU GONNA TAKE TO ESCORT TO
THE DANCE TO?
>> Orel: GEE, I HAVE TO WORK AT
THE DANCE TO?
>> Orel: GEE, I HAVE TO WORK AT
MY NEW PART-TIME JOB THAT NIGHT.
>> Orel: GEE, I HAVE TO WORK AT
MY NEW PART-TIME JOB THAT NIGHT.
>> YOU'VE GOT TO GO.
MY NEW PART-TIME JOB THAT NIGHT.
>> YOU'VE GOT TO GO.
>> Orel: I JUST DON'T KNOW WHO
>> YOU'VE GOT TO GO.
>> Orel: I JUST DON'T KNOW WHO
TO BRING.
>> Orel: I JUST DON'T KNOW WHO
TO BRING.
>> Doughy: HAVEN'T YOU EVER HAD
TO BRING.
>> Doughy: HAVEN'T YOU EVER HAD
A CRUSH ON ANYONE IN CLASS?
>> Doughy: HAVEN'T YOU EVER HAD
A CRUSH ON ANYONE IN CLASS?
>> Orel: MM...
A CRUSH ON ANYONE IN CLASS?
>> Orel: MM...
I GUESS NOT.
>> Orel: MM...
I GUESS NOT.
>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE YOUR
I GUESS NOT.
>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE YOUR
GIRLFRIEND JESUS TO THE DANCE?
>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE YOUR
GIRLFRIEND JESUS TO THE DANCE?
THEN YOU CAN KISS HIM ON THE
GIRLFRIEND JESUS TO THE DANCE?
THEN YOU CAN KISS HIM ON THE
LIPS LIKE YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO.
THEN YOU CAN KISS HIM ON THE
LIPS LIKE YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO.
[ LAUGHS ]
LIPS LIKE YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Orel: WELL...
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Orel: WELL...
>> I THINK JOE'S JUST KIDDING.
>> Orel: WELL...
>> I THINK JOE'S JUST KIDDING.
>> UH, YEAH, I THINK SO, TOO.
>> I THINK JOE'S JUST KIDDING.
>> UH, YEAH, I THINK SO, TOO.
>> Stephanie: WHAT'S THE MATTER,
>> UH, YEAH, I THINK SO, TOO.
>> Stephanie: WHAT'S THE MATTER,
OREL -- NOT ENOUGH CRAP FOR YOU
>> Stephanie: WHAT'S THE MATTER,
OREL -- NOT ENOUGH CRAP FOR YOU
TO CLEAN UP?
OREL -- NOT ENOUGH CRAP FOR YOU
TO CLEAN UP?
>> Orel: HUH? OH, NO.
TO CLEAN UP?
>> Orel: HUH? OH, NO.
THERE'S PLENTY OF THAT, THANK
>> Orel: HUH? OH, NO.
THERE'S PLENTY OF THAT, THANK
YOU.
THERE'S PLENTY OF THAT, THANK
YOU.
IT'S JUST THAT THERE'S THIS
YOU.
IT'S JUST THAT THERE'S THIS
DANCE COMING UP AT SCHOOL.
IT'S JUST THAT THERE'S THIS
DANCE COMING UP AT SCHOOL.
>> Stephanie: OHH...
DANCE COMING UP AT SCHOOL.
>> Stephanie: OHH...
THE ARMS LENGTH.
>> Stephanie: OHH...
THE ARMS LENGTH.
>> Orel: YOU KNOW IT?
THE ARMS LENGTH.
>> Orel: YOU KNOW IT?
>> Stephanie: WELL...
>> Rev. Putty: TOLERANCE IS JUST
A THEME, PEOPLE -- A HARMLESS,
A THEME, PEOPLE -- A HARMLESS,
CRAZY PARTY THEME.
NOW, PLEASE GET BACK TO YOUR
LIVES!
>> Stephanie: HEY, GIVE ME A
LIVES!
>> Stephanie: HEY, GIVE ME A
QUICK KISS, WOULD YOU?
>> Stephanie: HEY, GIVE ME A
QUICK KISS, WOULD YOU?
>> WAIT. DON'T WASTE IT.
QUICK KISS, WOULD YOU?
>> WAIT. DON'T WASTE IT.
OOOOOH!
>> WAIT. DON'T WASTE IT.
OOOOOH!
[ Laughing ] HERE HE COMES!
OOOOOH!
[ Laughing ] HERE HE COMES!
OKAY. KISS ME...NOW!
[ Laughing ] HERE HE COMES!
OKAY. KISS ME...NOW!
>> Rev. Putty: HEY! WHOA!
OKAY. KISS ME...NOW!
>> Rev. Putty: HEY! WHOA!
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME
>> Rev. Putty: HEY! WHOA!
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME
HERE?
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME
HERE?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
HERE?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
WHOOPS! SORRY, REVEREND.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
WHOOPS! SORRY, REVEREND.
[ LAUGHS ]
WHOOPS! SORRY, REVEREND.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Rev. Putty: THIS IS A BLATANT
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Rev. Putty: THIS IS A BLATANT
CASE OF ENTRAPMENT.
>> Rev. Putty: THIS IS A BLATANT
CASE OF ENTRAPMENT.
WHAT IF YOUR FATHERS CAUGHT YOU
CASE OF ENTRAPMENT.
WHAT IF YOUR FATHERS CAUGHT YOU
DOING THAT?
WHAT IF YOUR FATHERS CAUGHT YOU
DOING THAT?
>> Stephanie: I DON'T HAVE A
DOING THAT?
>> Stephanie: I DON'T HAVE A
FATHER.
>> Stephanie: I DON'T HAVE A
FATHER.
>> Rev. Putty: WELL, LOOK AT
FATHER.
>> Rev. Putty: WELL, LOOK AT
YOURSELF.
>> Rev. Putty: WELL, LOOK AT
YOURSELF.
YOU COULD DEFINITELY USE ONE,
YOURSELF.
YOU COULD DEFINITELY USE ONE,
ALTHOUGH HE'D LOSE HIS HAIR OVER
YOU COULD DEFINITELY USE ONE,
ALTHOUGH HE'D LOSE HIS HAIR OVER
A PIECE OF WORK LIKE YOU.
ALTHOUGH HE'D LOSE HIS HAIR OVER
A PIECE OF WORK LIKE YOU.
>> [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ]
A PIECE OF WORK LIKE YOU.
>> [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ]
OH, ISN'T KISSING YOU FUNNY?!
>> [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ]
OH, ISN'T KISSING YOU FUNNY?!
>> Stephanie: FUNNY?
OH, ISN'T KISSING YOU FUNNY?!
>> Stephanie: FUNNY?
>> OH, DON'T BE SUCH A
>> Stephanie: FUNNY?
>> OH, DON'T BE SUCH A
FUDDY-DUDDY.
>> OH, DON'T BE SUCH A
FUDDY-DUDDY.
>> Stephanie: I JUST WISH YOU
FUDDY-DUDDY.
>> Stephanie: I JUST WISH YOU
WOULD KISS ME FOR REAL
>> Stephanie: I JUST WISH YOU
WOULD KISS ME FOR REAL
SOMETIMES.
WOULD KISS ME FOR REAL
SOMETIMES.
>> [ LAUGHING STOPS ]
SOMETIMES.
>> [ LAUGHING STOPS ]
I DON'T GET IT.
>> [ LAUGHING STOPS ]
I DON'T GET IT.
>> Stephanie: WHAT'S TO GET?
I DON'T GET IT.
>> Stephanie: WHAT'S TO GET?
I THINK IT WOULD BE NICE TO KISS
>> Stephanie: WHAT'S TO GET?
I THINK IT WOULD BE NICE TO KISS
YOU SINCERELY.
I THINK IT WOULD BE NICE TO KISS
YOU SINCERELY.
>> YOU HAVE A WEIRD SENSE OF
YOU SINCERELY.
>> YOU HAVE A WEIRD SENSE OF
HUMOR.
>> YOU HAVE A WEIRD SENSE OF
HUMOR.
>> Stephanie: IT'S NOT A SENSE
HUMOR.
>> Stephanie: IT'S NOT A SENSE
OF HUMOR.
>> Stephanie: IT'S NOT A SENSE
OF HUMOR.
>> UH...OH, OKAY.
OF HUMOR.
>> UH...OH, OKAY.
YOU WIN, STEPHANIE. KISS ME!
>> UH...OH, OKAY.
YOU WIN, STEPHANIE. KISS ME!
>> OHH!
YOU WIN, STEPHANIE. KISS ME!
>> OHH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> OHH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Stephanie: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Stephanie: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
>> KARL'S FACE!
>> Stephanie: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
>> KARL'S FACE!
>> YOU REALLY GOT ME.
>> KARL'S FACE!
>> YOU REALLY GOT ME.
THAT WAS HILARIOUS, I GOT TO
>> YOU REALLY GOT ME.
THAT WAS HILARIOUS, I GOT TO
ADMIT!
THAT WAS HILARIOUS, I GOT TO
ADMIT!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
ADMIT!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> WASN'T IT, THOUGH?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> WASN'T IT, THOUGH?
>> DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!
>> WASN'T IT, THOUGH?
>> DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!
[ SMOOCHES ]
>> DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!
[ SMOOCHES ]
>> Stephanie: AH, JUST STOP IT.
[ SMOOCHES ]
>> Stephanie: AH, JUST STOP IT.
>> [ Laughing ] YEAH, PLEASE
>> Stephanie: AH, JUST STOP IT.
>> [ Laughing ] YEAH, PLEASE
STOP.
>> [ Laughing ] YEAH, PLEASE
STOP.
I CAN'T BREATHE!
STOP.
I CAN'T BREATHE!
>> Stephanie: THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
I CAN'T BREATHE!
>> Stephanie: THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> Stephanie: THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> Orel: OH.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> Orel: OH.
>> Stephanie: I KNOW.
>> Orel: OH.
>> Stephanie: I KNOW.
SAD STORY, HUH?
>> Stephanie: I KNOW.
SAD STORY, HUH?
>> Orel: SAD BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T
SAD STORY, HUH?
>> Orel: SAD BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T
GET THE JOKE IN TIME TO ENJOY
>> Orel: SAD BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T
GET THE JOKE IN TIME TO ENJOY
IT?
GET THE JOKE IN TIME TO ENJOY
IT?
>> Stephanie: YEAH, OREL.
IT?
>> Stephanie: YEAH, OREL.
THAT'S WHY.
>> Stephanie: YEAH, OREL.
THAT'S WHY.
>> Orel: GEE.
THAT'S WHY.
>> Orel: GEE.
HI, GOD. OREL AGAIN.
>> Orel: GEE.
HI, GOD. OREL AGAIN.
I KNOW I'VE BEEN BOTHERING YOU A
HI, GOD. OREL AGAIN.
I KNOW I'VE BEEN BOTHERING YOU A
LOT LATELY, BUT -- BUT THIS TIME
I KNOW I'VE BEEN BOTHERING YOU A
LOT LATELY, BUT -- BUT THIS TIME
I'M WORRIED ABOUT A FRIEND OF
LOT LATELY, BUT -- BUT THIS TIME
I'M WORRIED ABOUT A FRIEND OF
MINE.
I'M WORRIED ABOUT A FRIEND OF
MINE.
THE THING ABOUT HER IS SHE'S NOT
MINE.
THE THING ABOUT HER IS SHE'S NOT
REALLY THE CHURCHGOING TYPE, BUT
THE THING ABOUT HER IS SHE'S NOT
REALLY THE CHURCHGOING TYPE, BUT
SHE'S A REAL GOOD PERSON, AND,
REALLY THE CHURCHGOING TYPE, BUT
SHE'S A REAL GOOD PERSON, AND,
WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD
SHE'S A REAL GOOD PERSON, AND,
WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD
GIVE HER A FREEBIE JUST THIS
WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD
GIVE HER A FREEBIE JUST THIS
ONCE.
GIVE HER A FREEBIE JUST THIS
ONCE.
IT WOULD SORT OF HELP ME IF YOU
ONCE.
IT WOULD SORT OF HELP ME IF YOU
HELPED HER BECAUSE THEN SHE
IT WOULD SORT OF HELP ME IF YOU
HELPED HER BECAUSE THEN SHE
COULD HELP ME AND THEN I COULD
HELPED HER BECAUSE THEN SHE
COULD HELP ME AND THEN I COULD
HELP HER.
COULD HELP ME AND THEN I COULD
HELP HER.
I'M SURE YOU CAN FOLLOW THAT,
HELP HER.
I'M SURE YOU CAN FOLLOW THAT,
BEING ALL-KNOWING AND
I'M SURE YOU CAN FOLLOW THAT,
BEING ALL-KNOWING AND
EVERYTHING.
BEING ALL-KNOWING AND
EVERYTHING.
YOU SEE, I THINK SHE'S KIND OF
EVERYTHING.
YOU SEE, I THINK SHE'S KIND OF
LOST BECAUSE SHE NEVER HAD
YOU SEE, I THINK SHE'S KIND OF
LOST BECAUSE SHE NEVER HAD
ANYONE SPECIAL TO TAKE TO THE
LOST BECAUSE SHE NEVER HAD
ANYONE SPECIAL TO TAKE TO THE
ARMS LENGTH DANCE, AND AS FAR AS
ANYONE SPECIAL TO TAKE TO THE
ARMS LENGTH DANCE, AND AS FAR AS
I CAN SEE, BRINGING SOMEONE
ARMS LENGTH DANCE, AND AS FAR AS
I CAN SEE, BRINGING SOMEONE
SPECIAL TO THAT IS IMPORTANT FOR
I CAN SEE, BRINGING SOMEONE
SPECIAL TO THAT IS IMPORTANT FOR
HER HAPPINESS AND MAYBE EVEN
SPECIAL TO THAT IS IMPORTANT FOR
HER HAPPINESS AND MAYBE EVEN
MINE.
HER HAPPINESS AND MAYBE EVEN
MINE.
>> MINE!
MINE.
>> MINE!
>> Orel: SHAPEY, PL-- I MEAN
>> MINE!
>> Orel: SHAPEY, PL-- I MEAN
BLOCK.
>> Orel: SHAPEY, PL-- I MEAN
BLOCK.
BLOCK?
BLOCK.
BLOCK?
[ GASPS ] CHRISTINA! OF COURSE!
BLOCK?
[ GASPS ] CHRISTINA! OF COURSE!
THERE IS A SPECIAL PERSON IN MY
[ GASPS ] CHRISTINA! OF COURSE!
THERE IS A SPECIAL PERSON IN MY
LIFE!
THERE IS A SPECIAL PERSON IN MY
LIFE!
EXCEPT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE
LIFE!
EXCEPT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE
HER BECAUSE SHE'S DIFFERENT THAN
EXCEPT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE
HER BECAUSE SHE'S DIFFERENT THAN
ME.
HER BECAUSE SHE'S DIFFERENT THAN
ME.
WELL, UNLESS YOU DON'T MIND, OF
ME.
WELL, UNLESS YOU DON'T MIND, OF
COURSE.
WELL, UNLESS YOU DON'T MIND, OF
COURSE.
JUST GIVE ME A SIGN.
COURSE.
JUST GIVE ME A SIGN.
DO YOU MIND --
JUST GIVE ME A SIGN.
DO YOU MIND --
>> N-O-O-O-O!
DO YOU MIND --
>> N-O-O-O-O!
>> Orel: WOW! OF ALL THE THINGS
>> N-O-O-O-O!
>> Orel: WOW! OF ALL THE THINGS
HE COULD HAVE SAID!
>> Orel: WOW! OF ALL THE THINGS
HE COULD HAVE SAID!
THANKS!
HE COULD HAVE SAID!
THANKS!
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
THANKS!
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
HI.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
HI.
>> HI.
HI.
>> HI.
>> Orel: UH, I CAME BY TO GIVE
>> HI.
>> Orel: UH, I CAME BY TO GIVE
YOU BACK YOUR BROTHER.
>> Orel: UH, I CAME BY TO GIVE
YOU BACK YOUR BROTHER.
>> OH. YOU NOTICED, TOO?
YOU BACK YOUR BROTHER.
>> OH. YOU NOTICED, TOO?
BUT, UM...
>> OH. YOU NOTICED, TOO?
BUT, UM...
>> Orel: WELL, HE RAN OFF BEFORE
BUT, UM...
>> Orel: WELL, HE RAN OFF BEFORE
I GOT HERE.
>> Orel: WELL, HE RAN OFF BEFORE
I GOT HERE.
>> HE DOES THAT A LOT.
I GOT HERE.
>> HE DOES THAT A LOT.
UM...SHALL I GET SHAPEY?
>> HE DOES THAT A LOT.
UM...SHALL I GET SHAPEY?
>> Orel: I SUPPOSE.
UM...SHALL I GET SHAPEY?
>> Orel: I SUPPOSE.
BUT I DON'T HAVE BLOCK.
>> Orel: I SUPPOSE.
BUT I DON'T HAVE BLOCK.
THAT WOULDN'T BE A FAIR TRADE.
BUT I DON'T HAVE BLOCK.
THAT WOULDN'T BE A FAIR TRADE.
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO COME BACK.
THAT WOULDN'T BE A FAIR TRADE.
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO COME BACK.
>> [ GIGGLES ]
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO COME BACK.
>> [ GIGGLES ]
OKAY.
>> [ GIGGLES ]
OKAY.
THAT WOULD BE NICE.
OKAY.
THAT WOULD BE NICE.
>> Orel: YEAH.
THAT WOULD BE NICE.
>> Orel: YEAH.
IT WOULD BE.
>> Orel: YEAH.
IT WOULD BE.
>> Stephanie: ? THERE'S A BLURRY
IT WOULD BE.
>> Stephanie: ? THERE'S A BLURRY
GIRL AT THE END OF MY NOSE ?
>> Stephanie: ? THERE'S A BLURRY
GIRL AT THE END OF MY NOSE ?
? HER NAME IS CL-- ?
GIRL AT THE END OF MY NOSE ?
? HER NAME IS CL-- ?
OH. OH, WAIT. THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
? HER NAME IS CL-- ?
OH. OH, WAIT. THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
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OREL, FROM WHAT YOU JUST
DESCRIBED TO ME, YOU MET
CLOSEFACE.
DESCRIBED TO ME, YOU MET
CLOSEFACE.
>> Orel: CLOSEFACE?
CLOSEFACE.
>> Orel: CLOSEFACE?
>> Stephanie: YES, CLOSEFACE,
>> Orel: CLOSEFACE?
>> Stephanie: YES, CLOSEFACE,
THE ANGEL OF KISSING.
>> Stephanie: YES, CLOSEFACE,
THE ANGEL OF KISSING.
>> Orel: GOSH! THE ONLY ANGEL
THE ANGEL OF KISSING.
>> Orel: GOSH! THE ONLY ANGEL
I'VE HEARD OF IS GOOD OLD
>> Orel: GOSH! THE ONLY ANGEL
I'VE HEARD OF IS GOOD OLD
GABRIEL.
I'VE HEARD OF IS GOOD OLD
GABRIEL.
>> Stephanie: NO, CLOSEFACE IS
GABRIEL.
>> Stephanie: NO, CLOSEFACE IS
BETTER.
>> Stephanie: NO, CLOSEFACE IS
BETTER.
YOU CANNOT GIVE UP.
BETTER.
YOU CANNOT GIVE UP.
YOU'RE GOING TO THAT DANCE.
YOU CANNOT GIVE UP.
YOU'RE GOING TO THAT DANCE.
>> Orel: BUT --
YOU'RE GOING TO THAT DANCE.
>> Orel: BUT --
>> Stephanie: NO BUTS.
>> Orel: BUT --
>> Stephanie: NO BUTS.
I'M NOT GONNA LET HISTORY REPEAT
>> Stephanie: NO BUTS.
I'M NOT GONNA LET HISTORY REPEAT
ITSELF.
I'M NOT GONNA LET HISTORY REPEAT
ITSELF.
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ITSELF.
[ BELL JINGLES ]
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ BELL JINGLES ]
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? THERE'S A BLURRY GIRL AT THE
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
? THERE'S A BLURRY GIRL AT THE
END OF MY NOSE ?
? THERE'S A BLURRY GIRL AT THE
END OF MY NOSE ?
? HER NAME IS CLOSEFACE, AND
END OF MY NOSE ?
? HER NAME IS CLOSEFACE, AND
WHEN SHE BACKS AWAY, I DON'T
? HER NAME IS CLOSEFACE, AND
WHEN SHE BACKS AWAY, I DON'T
KNOW WHERE SHE GOES ?
WHEN SHE BACKS AWAY, I DON'T
KNOW WHERE SHE GOES ?
? THAT CRAZY CLOSEFACE ?
KNOW WHERE SHE GOES ?
? THAT CRAZY CLOSEFACE ?
? SHE'S REALLY DIFFERENT, BUT
? THAT CRAZY CLOSEFACE ?
? SHE'S REALLY DIFFERENT, BUT
SHE'S KIND OF LIKE YOU ?
? SHE'S REALLY DIFFERENT, BUT
SHE'S KIND OF LIKE YOU ?
? BUT HER EYES ARE BIGGER, AND
SHE'S KIND OF LIKE YOU ?
? BUT HER EYES ARE BIGGER, AND
THERE'S NOT ALWAYS TWO ?
? BUT HER EYES ARE BIGGER, AND
THERE'S NOT ALWAYS TWO ?
>> Rev. Putty: INTEGRATION IS
THERE'S NOT ALWAYS TWO ?
>> Rev. Putty: INTEGRATION IS
JUST A THEME, PEOPLE.
>> Rev. Putty: INTEGRATION IS
JUST A THEME, PEOPLE.
>> Stephanie: ? IF IT EVER WAS
JUST A THEME, PEOPLE.
>> Stephanie: ? IF IT EVER WAS
NOT CLOSEFACE, I WOULD BE SO
>> Stephanie: ? IF IT EVER WAS
NOT CLOSEFACE, I WOULD BE SO
SCARED ?
NOT CLOSEFACE, I WOULD BE SO
SCARED ?
DAD.
SCARED ?
DAD.
>> Rev. Putty: HI, KID.
DAD.
>> Rev. Putty: HI, KID.
PRETTY SONG.
>> Rev. Putty: HI, KID.
PRETTY SONG.
>> Stephanie: HEY, AREN'T YOU
PRETTY SONG.
>> Stephanie: HEY, AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE THWARTING SEXUAL
>> Stephanie: HEY, AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE THWARTING SEXUAL
ENCOUNTERS?
SUPPOSED TO BE THWARTING SEXUAL
ENCOUNTERS?
>> Rev. Putty: I'M TIRED OF
ENCOUNTERS?
>> Rev. Putty: I'M TIRED OF
BEING THAT GUY.
>> Rev. Putty: I'M TIRED OF
BEING THAT GUY.
>> Stephanie: OH, GOOD.
BEING THAT GUY.
>> Stephanie: OH, GOOD.
I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO DO TO
>> Stephanie: OH, GOOD.
I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO DO TO
OREL WHAT YOU DID TO US.
I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO DO TO
OREL WHAT YOU DID TO US.
>> Rev. Putty: US? US WHO?
OREL WHAT YOU DID TO US.
>> Rev. Putty: US? US WHO?
>> Stephanie: OH, YOU KNOW -- ME
>> Rev. Putty: US? US WHO?
>> Stephanie: OH, YOU KNOW -- ME
AND MY DATE ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.
>> Stephanie: OH, YOU KNOW -- ME
AND MY DATE ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.
>> Rev. Putty: OH, YEAH?
AND MY DATE ALL THOSE YEARS AGO.
>> Rev. Putty: OH, YEAH?
I DON'T REMEMBER.
>> Rev. Putty: OH, YEAH?
I DON'T REMEMBER.
MUST NOT HAVE BEEN ANYTHING TOO
I DON'T REMEMBER.
MUST NOT HAVE BEEN ANYTHING TOO
EARTH-SH-SH-SH-SH--
MUST NOT HAVE BEEN ANYTHING TOO
EARTH-SH-SH-SH-SH--
>> Stephanie: SOUNDS LIKE YOU
EARTH-SH-SH-SH-SH--
>> Stephanie: SOUNDS LIKE YOU
GOT A LEAK, THERE, REVEREND.
>> Stephanie: SOUNDS LIKE YOU
GOT A LEAK, THERE, REVEREND.
>> Rev. Putty: YOU!
GOT A LEAK, THERE, REVEREND.
>> Rev. Putty: YOU!
>> Stephanie: AH, YOU REMEMBER.
>> Rev. Putty: YOU!
>> Stephanie: AH, YOU REMEMBER.
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
>> Stephanie: AH, YOU REMEMBER.
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
NOTHING CAME OF IT.
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
NOTHING CAME OF IT.
I JUST HOPE OREL HAS BETTER
NOTHING CAME OF IT.
I JUST HOPE OREL HAS BETTER
LUCK WITH LOVE THAN I DID.
I JUST HOPE OREL HAS BETTER
LUCK WITH LOVE THAN I DID.
>> Rev. Putty: ARE YOU KIDDING
LUCK WITH LOVE THAN I DID.
>> Rev. Putty: ARE YOU KIDDING
ME?
>> Rev. Putty: ARE YOU KIDDING
ME?
YOU CAN'T COMPARE YOU AND HER TO
ME?
YOU CAN'T COMPARE YOU AND HER TO
OREL TO AND HIS LITTLE ORELETTE.
YOU CAN'T COMPARE YOU AND HER TO
OREL TO AND HIS LITTLE ORELETTE.
>> Stephanie: WHY -- 'CAUSE
OREL TO AND HIS LITTLE ORELETTE.
>> Stephanie: WHY -- 'CAUSE
WE'RE TWO GIRLS AND TOLERANCE IS
>> Stephanie: WHY -- 'CAUSE
WE'RE TWO GIRLS AND TOLERANCE IS
ONLY A PRETEND THEME?
WE'RE TWO GIRLS AND TOLERANCE IS
ONLY A PRETEND THEME?
>> Rev. Putty: NO. BECAUSE SHE
ONLY A PRETEND THEME?
>> Rev. Putty: NO. BECAUSE SHE
NEVER CARED ABOUT YOU.
>> Rev. Putty: NO. BECAUSE SHE
NEVER CARED ABOUT YOU.
>> Stephanie: OHH.
NEVER CARED ABOUT YOU.
>> Stephanie: OHH.
WOW. YOU REMEMBER THINGS BETTER
>> Stephanie: OHH.
WOW. YOU REMEMBER THINGS BETTER
THAN I DO.
WOW. YOU REMEMBER THINGS BETTER
THAN I DO.
>> Rev. Putty: YEAH, I REMEMBER.
THAN I DO.
>> Rev. Putty: YEAH, I REMEMBER.
WHEN YOU HAVE MY TRACK RECORD
>> Rev. Putty: YEAH, I REMEMBER.
WHEN YOU HAVE MY TRACK RECORD
WITH LOVE, THAT KIND OF STUFF
WHEN YOU HAVE MY TRACK RECORD
WITH LOVE, THAT KIND OF STUFF
HITS YOU LIKE A TON OF BRICKS.
WITH LOVE, THAT KIND OF STUFF
HITS YOU LIKE A TON OF BRICKS.
I FELT BAD FOR YOU.
HITS YOU LIKE A TON OF BRICKS.
I FELT BAD FOR YOU.
BUT IF YOU START PLAYING THAT
I FELT BAD FOR YOU.
BUT IF YOU START PLAYING THAT
SONG OF YOURS AGAIN, WE MIGHT
BUT IF YOU START PLAYING THAT
SONG OF YOURS AGAIN, WE MIGHT
BOTH GET LUCKY TONIGHT.
SONG OF YOURS AGAIN, WE MIGHT
BOTH GET LUCKY TONIGHT.
HIT IT, KID.
BOTH GET LUCKY TONIGHT.
HIT IT, KID.
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
HIT IT, KID.
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>> Stephanie: ? THERE'S A DIRTY
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> Stephanie: ? THERE'S A DIRTY
GIRL, AND SHE WHISPERS TO ME ?
>> Stephanie: ? THERE'S A DIRTY
GIRL, AND SHE WHISPERS TO ME ?
>> Both: ? CLOSEFACE, WHERE IS
GIRL, AND SHE WHISPERS TO ME ?
>> Both: ? CLOSEFACE, WHERE IS
THAT CLOSEFACE? ?
>> Both: ? CLOSEFACE, WHERE IS
THAT CLOSEFACE? ?
>> Stephanie: ? I DON'T KNOW HOW
THAT CLOSEFACE? ?
>> Stephanie: ? I DON'T KNOW HOW
MUCH SHE WEIGHS, BUT SHE'S AS
>> Stephanie: ? I DON'T KNOW HOW
MUCH SHE WEIGHS, BUT SHE'S AS
BIG AS I CAN SEE ?
? CLOSEFACE, I KIND OF NEED
CLOSEFACE ?
? I THINK SHE THINKS THAT I'M
CLOSEFACE ?
? I THINK SHE THINKS THAT I'M
HER PERFECT MATCH ?
? I THINK SHE THINKS THAT I'M
HER PERFECT MATCH ?
? 'CAUSE I'M JUST HER TYPE WHEN
HER PERFECT MATCH ?
? 'CAUSE I'M JUST HER TYPE WHEN
WE ARE ATTACHED ?
? 'CAUSE I'M JUST HER TYPE WHEN
WE ARE ATTACHED ?
? AND WHEN SHE BACKS AWAY, YOU
WE ARE ATTACHED ?
? AND WHEN SHE BACKS AWAY, YOU
ARE ALWAYS RIGHT THERE ?
? AND WHEN SHE BACKS AWAY, YOU
ARE ALWAYS RIGHT THERE ?
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[ SONG ENDS ]