Moral Orel (2005–2009): Season 3, Episode 8 - Passing - full transcript
[ FANFARE ]
>> Clay: OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
>> Orel: IT LOOKS LIKE A PISTOL.
>> Clay: IT'S NOT JUST A PISTOL,
MY YOUNG MAN.
>> Clay: IT'S NOT JUST A PISTOL,
MY YOUNG MAN.
IT'S A LUCKY PISTOL AND YOUR
MY YOUNG MAN.
IT'S A LUCKY PISTOL AND YOUR
BIRTHRIGHT.
IT'S A LUCKY PISTOL AND YOUR
BIRTHRIGHT.
WHY, OL' GUNNY HERE USED TO BE
BIRTHRIGHT.
WHY, OL' GUNNY HERE USED TO BE
MY FATHER'S AND THEN MINE.
WHY, OL' GUNNY HERE USED TO BE
MY FATHER'S AND THEN MINE.
FOR YEARS, IT'S BEEN A GRAND
MY FATHER'S AND THEN MINE.
FOR YEARS, IT'S BEEN A GRAND
PUPPINGTON TRADITION THAT THE
FOR YEARS, IT'S BEEN A GRAND
PUPPINGTON TRADITION THAT THE
HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD WOULD HAND
PUPPINGTON TRADITION THAT THE
HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD WOULD HAND
OFF OL' GUNNY TO HIS FIRSTBORN
HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD WOULD HAND
OFF OL' GUNNY TO HIS FIRSTBORN
SON.
OFF OL' GUNNY TO HIS FIRSTBORN
SON.
>> NOW, REMEMBER, NOT A WORD TO
SON.
>> NOW, REMEMBER, NOT A WORD TO
YOUR MOTHER.
>> NOW, REMEMBER, NOT A WORD TO
YOUR MOTHER.
YOU KNOW SHE HAS A WEAK HEART.
YOUR MOTHER.
YOU KNOW SHE HAS A WEAK HEART.
>> Clay: WELL, THEN, MAYBE I
YOU KNOW SHE HAS A WEAK HEART.
>> Clay: WELL, THEN, MAYBE I
SHOULDN'T.
>> Clay: WELL, THEN, MAYBE I
SHOULDN'T.
>> NONSENSE.
SHOULDN'T.
>> NONSENSE.
COME ON, CLAY.
>> NONSENSE.
COME ON, CLAY.
IT'S NOT LOADED.
COME ON, CLAY.
IT'S NOT LOADED.
HOLD IT LIKE A MAN.
IT'S NOT LOADED.
HOLD IT LIKE A MAN.
>> Clay: WELL, I -- I'D LIKE TO,
HOLD IT LIKE A MAN.
>> Clay: WELL, I -- I'D LIKE TO,
DAD, BUT YOU KNOW THE SIXTH OF
>> Clay: WELL, I -- I'D LIKE TO,
DAD, BUT YOU KNOW THE SIXTH OF
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS -- THOU
DAD, BUT YOU KNOW THE SIXTH OF
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS -- THOU
SHALT NOT KILL.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS -- THOU
SHALT NOT KILL.
>> I'M JUST ASKING YOU TO HOLD
SHALT NOT KILL.
>> I'M JUST ASKING YOU TO HOLD
IT.
>> I'M JUST ASKING YOU TO HOLD
IT.
>> Clay: WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE,
IT.
>> Clay: WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE,
UH -- THE LOST 38th COMMANDMENT?
>> Clay: WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE,
UH -- THE LOST 38th COMMANDMENT?
>> CLAY!
UH -- THE LOST 38th COMMANDMENT?
>> CLAY!
>> Clay: THOU SHALT NEVER...
>> CLAY!
>> Clay: THOU SHALT NEVER...
>> COME ON, SON.
>> Clay: THOU SHALT NEVER...
>> COME ON, SON.
>> Clay: NO, WAIT!
>> COME ON, SON.
>> Clay: NO, WAIT!
THOU SHALT NEVER HOLD A GUN
>> Clay: NO, WAIT!
THOU SHALT NEVER HOLD A GUN
WITHOUT ANYONE TO SHOOT AT.
THOU SHALT NEVER HOLD A GUN
WITHOUT ANYONE TO SHOOT AT.
>> YOU KNOW THIS LOST
WITHOUT ANYONE TO SHOOT AT.
>> YOU KNOW THIS LOST
COMMANDMENT BUSINESS WAS CUTE
>> YOU KNOW THIS LOST
COMMANDMENT BUSINESS WAS CUTE
WHEN YOU WERE 6, BUT NOW IT'S
COMMANDMENT BUSINESS WAS CUTE
WHEN YOU WERE 6, BUT NOW IT'S
JUST CHILDISH.
WHEN YOU WERE 6, BUT NOW IT'S
JUST CHILDISH.
>> Clay: NO.
JUST CHILDISH.
>> Clay: NO.
MOM SAYS THEY'RE REAL.
>> Clay: NO.
MOM SAYS THEY'RE REAL.
WHEN MOSES SMASHED THOSE
MOM SAYS THEY'RE REAL.
WHEN MOSES SMASHED THOSE
TABLETS, THE ORIGINAL COUNT --
WHEN MOSES SMASHED THOSE
TABLETS, THE ORIGINAL COUNT --
>> YEAH, KEEP SAYING IT.
TABLETS, THE ORIGINAL COUNT --
>> YEAH, KEEP SAYING IT.
MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU'LL BELIEVE IT.
>> YEAH, KEEP SAYING IT.
MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU'LL BELIEVE IT.
>> Clay: 63 TEN COMMANDMENTS!
MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU'LL BELIEVE IT.
>> Clay: 63 TEN COMMANDMENTS!
>> HOLD IT LIKE A MAN.
>> Clay: 63 TEN COMMANDMENTS!
>> HOLD IT LIKE A MAN.
>> Clay: I'M A MAN.
>> HOLD IT LIKE A MAN.
>> Clay: I'M A MAN.
>> CLAY!
>> Clay: I'M A MAN.
>> CLAY!
IT'S DINNER!
>> CLAY!
IT'S DINNER!
SIT THERE.
IT'S DINNER!
SIT THERE.
>> Clay: MOMMY!
SIT THERE.
>> Clay: MOMMY!
>> OH, MY PRECIOUS ONLY EVER.
>> Clay: MOMMY!
>> OH, MY PRECIOUS ONLY EVER.
>> Clay: I MISSED YOU, TOO,
>> OH, MY PRECIOUS ONLY EVER.
>> Clay: I MISSED YOU, TOO,
MOMMY.
>> Clay: I MISSED YOU, TOO,
MOMMY.
>> GOD!
MOMMY.
>> GOD!
I ONLY BORROWED MY SON FOR 5
>> GOD!
I ONLY BORROWED MY SON FOR 5
MINUTES.
I ONLY BORROWED MY SON FOR 5
MINUTES.
>> NEVER TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN
MINUTES.
>> NEVER TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN
VAIN!
>> NEVER TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN
VAIN!
>> SORRY.
VAIN!
>> SORRY.
>> ESPECIALLY AT THE DINNER
>> SORRY.
>> ESPECIALLY AT THE DINNER
TABLE.
>> ESPECIALLY AT THE DINNER
TABLE.
>> WHAT -- IS THAT ONE OF THOSE
TABLE.
>> WHAT -- IS THAT ONE OF THOSE
LOST COMMANDMENTS?
>> WHAT -- IS THAT ONE OF THOSE
LOST COMMANDMENTS?
>> Clay: DAD MADE ME HOLD A GUN.
LOST COMMANDMENTS?
>> Clay: DAD MADE ME HOLD A GUN.
>> AAH!
>> Clay: DAD MADE ME HOLD A GUN.
>> AAH!
>> ANGELA, REMEMBER YOUR HEART.
>> AAH!
>> ANGELA, REMEMBER YOUR HEART.
>> HOW COULD YOU?!
>> ANGELA, REMEMBER YOUR HEART.
>> HOW COULD YOU?!
>> IT WASN'T EVEN LOADED.
>> HOW COULD YOU?!
>> IT WASN'T EVEN LOADED.
>> DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD!
>> IT WASN'T EVEN LOADED.
>> DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD!
>> I SAID "LOADED."
>> DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD!
>> I SAID "LOADED."
>> OH, SIT DOWN, SWEETNESS.
>> I SAID "LOADED."
>> OH, SIT DOWN, SWEETNESS.
SIT DOWN, MY BABY.
>> OH, SIT DOWN, SWEETNESS.
SIT DOWN, MY BABY.
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD YOUR BABY
SIT DOWN, MY BABY.
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD YOUR BABY
IS?
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD YOUR BABY
IS?
>> OF COURSE.
IS?
>> OF COURSE.
HE'S 147 MONTHS.
>> OF COURSE.
HE'S 147 MONTHS.
>> HE'S 12 YEARS OLD.
HE'S 147 MONTHS.
>> HE'S 12 YEARS OLD.
>> AND 3 MONTHS.
>> HE'S 12 YEARS OLD.
>> AND 3 MONTHS.
I COUNT EACH SECOND WITH EVERY
>> AND 3 MONTHS.
I COUNT EACH SECOND WITH EVERY
BEAT OF MY HEART.
I COUNT EACH SECOND WITH EVERY
BEAT OF MY HEART.
>> Clay: I'M DONE.
BEAT OF MY HEART.
>> Clay: I'M DONE.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> Clay: I'M DONE.
>> [ SIGHS ]
I'M GOING TO GO EAT IN THE DEN.
>> [ SIGHS ]
I'M GOING TO GO EAT IN THE DEN.
>> Clay: LET'S LOOK AT PICTURES
I'M GOING TO GO EAT IN THE DEN.
>> Clay: LET'S LOOK AT PICTURES
OF ME AGAIN, MOMMY.
>> Clay: LET'S LOOK AT PICTURES
OF ME AGAIN, MOMMY.
>> WHAT AN AMAZING IDEA AGAIN.
>> TO YOU, OLD US.
CHEERS.
>> Clay: AW!
LOOK AT ME.
>> OH, MY PRECIOUS ONLY EVER.
LOOK AT ME.
>> OH, MY PRECIOUS ONLY EVER.
>> Clay: I WAS SO CUTE.
>> OH, MY PRECIOUS ONLY EVER.
>> Clay: I WAS SO CUTE.
>> WAS THAT THREE WEEKS AGO
>> Clay: I WAS SO CUTE.
>> WAS THAT THREE WEEKS AGO
ALREADY?
>> WAS THAT THREE WEEKS AGO
ALREADY?
MY, HOW TIME FLIES.
ALREADY?
MY, HOW TIME FLIES.
>> Clay: CAN WE START FROM THE
MY, HOW TIME FLIES.
>> Clay: CAN WE START FROM THE
BEGINNING, MOMMY?
>> Clay: CAN WE START FROM THE
BEGINNING, MOMMY?
>> OH, YES, OF COURSE.
BEGINNING, MOMMY?
>> OH, YES, OF COURSE.
ANYTHING FOR MY PRECIOUS ONLY.
>> OH, YES, OF COURSE.
ANYTHING FOR MY PRECIOUS ONLY.
>> Clay: NO! ALL THE WAY.
ANYTHING FOR MY PRECIOUS ONLY.
>> Clay: NO! ALL THE WAY.
>> WELL, THERE'S NOTHING REALLY
>> Clay: NO! ALL THE WAY.
>> WELL, THERE'S NOTHING REALLY
THAT FAR BACK.
>> WELL, THERE'S NOTHING REALLY
THAT FAR BACK.
>> Clay: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THAT FAR BACK.
>> Clay: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> UH, W-- YOU SEE, THESE PAGES
>> Clay: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> UH, W-- YOU SEE, THESE PAGES
HERE, THEY HAVE PICTURES FROM
>> UH, W-- YOU SEE, THESE PAGES
HERE, THEY HAVE PICTURES FROM
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
HERE, THEY HAVE PICTURES FROM
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
>> Clay: OH, THEN, FORGET IT.
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
>> Clay: OH, THEN, FORGET IT.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> Clay: OH, THEN, FORGET IT.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> Clay: JUST YOU AND DAD, YOU
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> Clay: JUST YOU AND DAD, YOU
MEAN?
>> Clay: JUST YOU AND DAD, YOU
MEAN?
>> YES.
MEAN?
>> YES.
AND OTHERS.
>> YES.
AND OTHERS.
>> Clay: OTHERS?
AND OTHERS.
>> Clay: OTHERS?
LIKE WHO?
>> Clay: OTHERS?
LIKE WHO?
>> OH, JUST OTHERS, SWEETIE.
LIKE WHO?
>> OH, JUST OTHERS, SWEETIE.
YOU NEVER MET THEM.
>> OH, JUST OTHERS, SWEETIE.
YOU NEVER MET THEM.
>> Clay: WHY NOT?
YOU NEVER MET THEM.
>> Clay: WHY NOT?
ARE THEY DEAD?
>> Clay: WHY NOT?
ARE THEY DEAD?
>> [ GASPS ]
ARE THEY DEAD?
>> [ GASPS ]
WE DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, DEAR.
>> [ GASPS ]
WE DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, DEAR.
>> Clay: WHAT DID I SAY?
WE DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, DEAR.
>> Clay: WHAT DID I SAY?
>> YOU SAID THE "D."
>> Clay: WHAT DID I SAY?
>> YOU SAID THE "D."
>> Clay: DEAD?
>> YOU SAID THE "D."
>> Clay: DEAD?
>> UH, WE CALL IT "PASSING," AND
>> Clay: DEAD?
>> UH, WE CALL IT "PASSING," AND
WE TRY TO FORGET THAT IT'S
>> UH, WE CALL IT "PASSING," AND
WE TRY TO FORGET THAT IT'S
THERE, LIKE THE WORD AND
WE TRY TO FORGET THAT IT'S
THERE, LIKE THE WORD AND
EVERYTHING IT REPRESENTS PASSES
THERE, LIKE THE WORD AND
EVERYTHING IT REPRESENTS PASSES
OUT OF OUR MEMORY.
EVERYTHING IT REPRESENTS PASSES
OUT OF OUR MEMORY.
MM, NICE.
OUT OF OUR MEMORY.
MM, NICE.
>> Clay: I WANT TO SEE WHO
MM, NICE.
>> Clay: I WANT TO SEE WHO
PASSED!
>> Clay: I WANT TO SEE WHO
PASSED!
PLEASE, MOMMY!
PASSED!
PLEASE, MOMMY!
WELL, THAT'S JUST YOU PREGNANT
PLEASE, MOMMY!
WELL, THAT'S JUST YOU PREGNANT
WITH ME.
WELL, THAT'S JUST YOU PREGNANT
WITH ME.
>> NO.
WITH ME.
>> NO.
THAT IS ME, YES.
>> NO.
THAT IS ME, YES.
BUT I'M NOT PREGNANT WITH YOU.
THAT IS ME, YES.
BUT I'M NOT PREGNANT WITH YOU.
>> Clay: OH, YOU'RE JUST FAT.
BUT I'M NOT PREGNANT WITH YOU.
>> Clay: OH, YOU'RE JUST FAT.
>> UH, UH, NO.
>> Clay: OH, YOU'RE JUST FAT.
>> UH, UH, NO.
THAT'S YOUR OLDEST BROTHER,
>> UH, UH, NO.
THAT'S YOUR OLDEST BROTHER,
CLARK.
THAT'S YOUR OLDEST BROTHER,
CLARK.
>> Clay: MOMMY, I DON'T HAVE A
CLARK.
>> Clay: MOMMY, I DON'T HAVE A
BROTHER.
>> Clay: MOMMY, I DON'T HAVE A
BROTHER.
I'M YOUR PRECIOUS ONLY EVER.
BROTHER.
I'M YOUR PRECIOUS ONLY EVER.
>> WELL, CLARK NEVER MADE IT
I'M YOUR PRECIOUS ONLY EVER.
>> WELL, CLARK NEVER MADE IT
INTO OUR WORLD ALIVE.
>> WELL, CLARK NEVER MADE IT
INTO OUR WORLD ALIVE.
>> Clay: OH.
INTO OUR WORLD ALIVE.
>> Clay: OH.
UM...
>> Clay: OH.
UM...
HOW ABOUT HERE?
UM...
HOW ABOUT HERE?
ARE YOU PREGNANT WITH ME OR
HOW ABOUT HERE?
ARE YOU PREGNANT WITH ME OR
CLARK?
ARE YOU PREGNANT WITH ME OR
CLARK?
>> THAT'S YOUR SISTER CLARISSA.
CLARK?
>> THAT'S YOUR SISTER CLARISSA.
>> Clay: MY SISTER?!
>> THAT'S YOUR SISTER CLARISSA.
>> Clay: MY SISTER?!
>> WELL, YOUR OLDEST SISTER.
>> Clay: MY SISTER?!
>> WELL, YOUR OLDEST SISTER.
>> Clay: HOW MANY SISTERS WERE
>> WELL, YOUR OLDEST SISTER.
>> Clay: HOW MANY SISTERS WERE
THERE?
>> Clay: HOW MANY SISTERS WERE
THERE?
>> UH, CLEMENTINE, CLARA,
THERE?
>> UH, CLEMENTINE, CLARA,
CLARICE, CLEA.
>> UH, CLEMENTINE, CLARA,
CLARICE, CLEA.
>> Clay: JEEPERS.
CLARICE, CLEA.
>> Clay: JEEPERS.
SO, COUNTING CLARK AND CLARISSA,
>> Clay: JEEPERS.
SO, COUNTING CLARK AND CLARISSA,
THAT MAKES 6.
SO, COUNTING CLARK AND CLARISSA,
THAT MAKES 6.
>> OH, WELL, THERE'S ALSO
THAT MAKES 6.
>> OH, WELL, THERE'S ALSO
CLONDIKE WITH A "C," YOUR
>> OH, WELL, THERE'S ALSO
CLONDIKE WITH A "C," YOUR
BROTHERS.
CLONDIKE WITH A "C," YOUR
BROTHERS.
>> Clay: I HAVE 10 SIBLINGS?
BROTHERS.
>> Clay: I HAVE 10 SIBLINGS?
>> HAD.
>> Clay: I HAVE 10 SIBLINGS?
>> HAD.
ALMOST.
>> HAD.
ALMOST.
>> Clay: AND THEY ALL PASSED
ALMOST.
>> Clay: AND THEY ALL PASSED
INSIDE YOU?
>> Clay: AND THEY ALL PASSED
INSIDE YOU?
>> YES.
INSIDE YOU?
>> YES.
MY BODY WAS THEIR VESSEL TO
>> YES.
MY BODY WAS THEIR VESSEL TO
HEAVEN.
MY BODY WAS THEIR VESSEL TO
HEAVEN.
BUT NOT WITH YOU.
HEAVEN.
BUT NOT WITH YOU.
YOU WERE MY MIRACLE.
BUT NOT WITH YOU.
YOU WERE MY MIRACLE.
ONLY GOD COULD EXPLAIN WHY YOU
YOU WERE MY MIRACLE.
ONLY GOD COULD EXPLAIN WHY YOU
STAYED HERE WITH ME AND YOUR
ONLY GOD COULD EXPLAIN WHY YOU
STAYED HERE WITH ME AND YOUR
BROTHERS AND SISTERS DIDN'T.
STAYED HERE WITH ME AND YOUR
BROTHERS AND SISTERS DIDN'T.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN ALL THAT
BROTHERS AND SISTERS DIDN'T.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN ALL THAT
PRAYING I DID DURING THE
IT MUST HAVE BEEN ALL THAT
PRAYING I DID DURING THE
PREGNANCY WITH YOU.
PRAYING I DID DURING THE
PREGNANCY WITH YOU.
DO YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EVEN SMOKE?
PREGNANCY WITH YOU.
DO YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EVEN SMOKE?
IMAGINE BEING THAT PREOCCUPIED
DO YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EVEN SMOKE?
IMAGINE BEING THAT PREOCCUPIED
THAT YOU FORGET TO LIGHT UP A
IMAGINE BEING THAT PREOCCUPIED
THAT YOU FORGET TO LIGHT UP A
CIGARETTE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
THAT YOU FORGET TO LIGHT UP A
CIGARETTE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
MY STOMACH WAS TIED IN SUCH
CIGARETTE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
MY STOMACH WAS TIED IN SUCH
KNOTS, AND I WAS SO STEEPED IN
MY STOMACH WAS TIED IN SUCH
KNOTS, AND I WAS SO STEEPED IN
ALL MY PRAYERS THAT I COULDN'T
KNOTS, AND I WAS SO STEEPED IN
ALL MY PRAYERS THAT I COULDN'T
EVEN FORCE DOWN A HIGHBALL.
ALL MY PRAYERS THAT I COULDN'T
EVEN FORCE DOWN A HIGHBALL.
I MEAN, IF IT WASN'T FOR FOOD, I
EVEN FORCE DOWN A HIGHBALL.
I MEAN, IF IT WASN'T FOR FOOD, I
WOULD HAVE WASTED AWAY TO
I MEAN, IF IT WASN'T FOR FOOD, I
WOULD HAVE WASTED AWAY TO
NOTHING.
WOULD HAVE WASTED AWAY TO
NOTHING.
AND, OF COURSE, WITH EVERYTHING
NOTHING.
AND, OF COURSE, WITH EVERYTHING
THAT WAS GOING ON THROUGH MY
AND, OF COURSE, WITH EVERYTHING
THAT WAS GOING ON THROUGH MY
MIND, I NEVER HAD TIME TO
THAT WAS GOING ON THROUGH MY
MIND, I NEVER HAD TIME TO
HORSEBACK RIDE OR GO ON A ROLLER
MIND, I NEVER HAD TIME TO
HORSEBACK RIDE OR GO ON A ROLLER
COASTER, AND THAT TRAMPOLINE OUT
HORSEBACK RIDE OR GO ON A ROLLER
COASTER, AND THAT TRAMPOLINE OUT
BACK -- THAT PRACTICALLY WENT TO
COASTER, AND THAT TRAMPOLINE OUT
BACK -- THAT PRACTICALLY WENT TO
WASTE.
BACK -- THAT PRACTICALLY WENT TO
WASTE.
WITH ALL THAT LACK OF EXERCISE,
WASTE.
WITH ALL THAT LACK OF EXERCISE,
IT'S A WONDER YOU WERE EVER BORN
WITH ALL THAT LACK OF EXERCISE,
IT'S A WONDER YOU WERE EVER BORN
AT ALL.
IT'S A WONDER YOU WERE EVER BORN
AT ALL.
>> Clay: MOM, DO YOU MEAN TO
AT ALL.
>> Clay: MOM, DO YOU MEAN TO
TELL ME THAT YOU ARE TELLING ME
>> Clay: MOM, DO YOU MEAN TO
TELL ME THAT YOU ARE TELLING ME
THAT I'M NOT YOUR PRECIOUS ONLY
TELL ME THAT YOU ARE TELLING ME
THAT I'M NOT YOUR PRECIOUS ONLY
EVER?
THAT I'M NOT YOUR PRECIOUS ONLY
EVER?
>> WELL, YOU'RE MY PRECIOUS ONLY
EVER?
>> WELL, YOU'RE MY PRECIOUS ONLY
LIVING EVER BY DEFAULT.
>> WELL, YOU'RE MY PRECIOUS ONLY
LIVING EVER BY DEFAULT.
>> Clay: YOU LIED TO ME.
LIVING EVER BY DEFAULT.
>> Clay: YOU LIED TO ME.
>> NO!
>> Clay: YOU LIED TO ME.
>> NO!
>> Clay: YOU LIED TO ME, MOMMY!
>> NO!
>> Clay: YOU LIED TO ME, MOMMY!
I AM NOT GOING TO BE YOUR
>> Clay: YOU LIED TO ME, MOMMY!
I AM NOT GOING TO BE YOUR
PRECIOUS ONLY LIVING EVER
I AM NOT GOING TO BE YOUR
PRECIOUS ONLY LIVING EVER
ANYMORE!
PRECIOUS ONLY LIVING EVER
ANYMORE!
>> NO, CLARENCE!
ANYMORE!
>> NO, CLARENCE!
I MEAN, CLAY!
>> NO, CLARENCE!
I MEAN, CLAY!
WAIT! NO!
I MEAN, CLAY!
WAIT! NO!
[ CRYING ]
WAIT! NO!
[ CRYING ]
[ GUNSHOT ]
[ CRYING ]
[ GUNSHOT ]
AAH!
[ GUNSHOT ]
AAH!
>> OH, GOD.
AAH!
>> OH, GOD.
CLAY!
>> OH, GOD.
CLAY!
>> AAH!
CLAY!
>> AAH!
>> CLAY!
>> AAH!
>> CLAY!
>> CLAY!
>> CLAY!
>> CLAY!
MY PRECIOUS!
>> CLAY!
MY PRECIOUS!
>> OH, GOD! OH, GOD! OH, GOD!
MY PRECIOUS!
>> OH, GOD! OH, GOD! OH, GOD!
>> THAT'S THREE LORD'S-NAME-IN-
>> OH, GOD! OH, GOD! OH, GOD!
>> THAT'S THREE LORD'S-NAME-IN-
VAINS IN A ROW!
>> THAT'S THREE LORD'S-NAME-IN-
VAINS IN A ROW!
>> I'LL CALL AN AMBULANCE.
VAINS IN A ROW!
>> I'LL CALL AN AMBULANCE.
>> I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WASN'T
>> I'LL CALL AN AMBULANCE.
>> I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WASN'T
LOAD...
>> I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WASN'T
LOAD...
>> -DED.
LOAD...
>> -DED.
>> DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD!
>> -DED.
>> DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD!
>> I JUST ENDED YOUR WORD.
>> DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD!
>> I JUST ENDED YOUR WORD.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I JUST ENDED YOUR WORD.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
IT WAS A MISTAKE.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
IT WAS A MISTAKE.
>> THERE ARE NO MISTAKES,
IT WAS A MISTAKE.
>> THERE ARE NO MISTAKES,
ONLY EVIL AND MIRACLES.
>> THERE ARE NO MISTAKES,
ONLY EVIL AND MIRACLES.
AND THIS WAS NOT A MIRACLE.
ONLY EVIL AND MIRACLES.
AND THIS WAS NOT A MIRACLE.
>> THIS IS ARTHUR PUPPINGTON.
AND THIS WAS NOT A MIRACLE.
>> THIS IS ARTHUR PUPPINGTON.
MY BOY JUST SHOT HIMSELF WITH
>> THIS IS ARTHUR PUPPINGTON.
MY BOY JUST SHOT HIMSELF WITH
MY GUN.
MY BOY JUST SHOT HIMSELF WITH
MY GUN.
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS LOAD--
MY GUN.
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS LOAD--
YOU KNOW, BULLETS WOULD PASS
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS LOAD--
YOU KNOW, BULLETS WOULD PASS
THROUGH IT.
YOU KNOW, BULLETS WOULD PASS
THROUGH IT.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
THROUGH IT.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
>> TAKE ME! TAKE ME! TAKE ME!
I DIDN'T KNOW.
>> TAKE ME! TAKE ME! TAKE ME!
LET THIS PASS FROM MY SON UNTO
>> TAKE ME! TAKE ME! TAKE ME!
LET THIS PASS FROM MY SON UNTO
ME!
LET THIS PASS FROM MY SON UNTO
ME!
PLEASE, LORD, TAKE ME.
ME!
PLEASE, LORD, TAKE ME.
>> ANGELA.
PLEASE, LORD, TAKE ME.
>> ANGELA.
>> TAKE ME.
>> ANGELA.
>> TAKE ME.
>> ANGELA!
>> TAKE ME.
>> ANGELA!
OPEN YOUR EYES!
>> ANGELA!
OPEN YOUR EYES!
I WANT THIS PRANK ENDED.
OPEN YOUR EYES!
I WANT THIS PRANK ENDED.
>> DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD!
I WANT THIS PRANK ENDED.
>> DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD!
>> I SAID "END--"
>> DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD!
>> I SAID "END--"
OPEN YOUR EYES, CLAY.
>> I SAID "END--"
OPEN YOUR EYES, CLAY.
>> Clay: WHAT?
OPEN YOUR EYES, CLAY.
>> Clay: WHAT?
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
>> Clay: WHAT?
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
>> LOOK AT HIM.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
>> LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S FINE.
>> LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S FINE.
>> CLAY!
HE'S FINE.
>> CLAY!
MY PRECIOUS ONLY LIVING EVER.
>> CLAY!
MY PRECIOUS ONLY LIVING EVER.
>> Clay: MOMMY!
MY PRECIOUS ONLY LIVING EVER.
>> Clay: MOMMY!
>> OH, IT'S A MIRACLE.
>> Clay: MOMMY!
>> OH, IT'S A MIRACLE.
>> WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> OH, IT'S A MIRACLE.
>> WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
THERE ARE NO MIRACLES.
>> WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
THERE ARE NO MIRACLES.
>> Clay: HOORAY!
THERE ARE NO MIRACLES.
>> Clay: HOORAY!
>> I'M COMING, LORD!
>> Clay: HOORAY!
>> I'M COMING, LORD!
>> NO, NO.
>> I'M COMING, LORD!
>> NO, NO.
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> NO, NO.
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> ANGELA! NO!
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> ANGELA! NO!
>> Clay: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> ANGELA! NO!
>> Clay: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ SIREN WAILING ]
>> Clay: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ SIREN WAILING ]
>> I'M SORRY, MR. PUPPINGTON.
[ SIREN WAILING ]
>> I'M SORRY, MR. PUPPINGTON.
CARDIAC ARREST.
>> I'M SORRY, MR. PUPPINGTON.
CARDIAC ARREST.
>> SHE WAS IN HEAVEN BEFORE WE
CARDIAC ARREST.
>> SHE WAS IN HEAVEN BEFORE WE
GOT HERE.
>> SHE WAS IN HEAVEN BEFORE WE
GOT HERE.
>> NO, THERE IS NO HEAVEN.
GOT HERE.
>> NO, THERE IS NO HEAVEN.
>> Clay: [ CRYING ]
>> NO, THERE IS NO HEAVEN.
>> Clay: [ CRYING ]
>> I DON'T NEED ANY MORE OF YOUR
>> Clay: [ CRYING ]
>> I DON'T NEED ANY MORE OF YOUR
LEFTOVERS.
>> I DON'T NEED ANY MORE OF YOUR
LEFTOVERS.
>> Clay: YOU'LL GO TO HELL FOR
LEFTOVERS.
>> Clay: YOU'LL GO TO HELL FOR
SAYING THERE'S NO HEAVEN.
>> Clay: YOU'LL GO TO HELL FOR
SAYING THERE'S NO HEAVEN.
>> YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTH IT.
SAYING THERE'S NO HEAVEN.
>> YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTH IT.
>> Clay: NOT WORTH IT?
>> THANK YOU.
NOW CAN YOU PASS ME THE KETCHUP
YOU KILLED YOUR MOTHER WITH?
NOW CAN YOU PASS ME THE KETCHUP
YOU KILLED YOUR MOTHER WITH?
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
YOU KILLED YOUR MOTHER WITH?
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> Clay: NOW AM I WORTH IT?
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> Clay: NOW AM I WORTH IT?
>> ? KING SAUL FELL ON HIS SWORD
>> Clay: NOW AM I WORTH IT?
>> ? KING SAUL FELL ON HIS SWORD
WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG ?
>> ? KING SAUL FELL ON HIS SWORD
WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG ?
>> AMEN.
WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG ?
>> AMEN.
>> Clay: YOU REALLY SHOULD SAY
>> AMEN.
>> Clay: YOU REALLY SHOULD SAY
"AMEN" AT YOUR OWN WIFE'S
>> Clay: YOU REALLY SHOULD SAY
"AMEN" AT YOUR OWN WIFE'S
FUNERAL.
"AMEN" AT YOUR OWN WIFE'S
FUNERAL.
>> ? JOSEPH'S BROTHERS SOLD HIM
FUNERAL.
>> ? JOSEPH'S BROTHERS SOLD HIM
DOWN THE RIVER FOR A SONG ?
>> ? JOSEPH'S BROTHERS SOLD HIM
DOWN THE RIVER FOR A SONG ?
? AND SONNY LISTON RUBBED SOME
DOWN THE RIVER FOR A SONG ?
? AND SONNY LISTON RUBBED SOME
TIGER BALM INTO HIS GLOVE ?
? AND SONNY LISTON RUBBED SOME
TIGER BALM INTO HIS GLOVE ?
? SOME THINGS YOU DO FOR MONEY
TIGER BALM INTO HIS GLOVE ?
? SOME THINGS YOU DO FOR MONEY
AND SOME YOU DO FOR LOVE, LOVE,
? SOME THINGS YOU DO FOR MONEY
AND SOME YOU DO FOR LOVE, LOVE,
LOVE ?
AND SOME YOU DO FOR LOVE, LOVE,
LOVE ?
>> Clay: MY MOM WOULDN'T WANT
LOVE ?
>> Clay: MY MOM WOULDN'T WANT
YOU TO COVER HER CROSS WITH YOUR
>> Clay: MY MOM WOULDN'T WANT
YOU TO COVER HER CROSS WITH YOUR
FLOWERS.
YOU TO COVER HER CROSS WITH YOUR
FLOWERS.
LORD, PLEASE FORGIVE MY FATHER
FLOWERS.
LORD, PLEASE FORGIVE MY FATHER
WHO IS UNGRATEFUL FOR THE FOOD
LORD, PLEASE FORGIVE MY FATHER
WHO IS UNGRATEFUL FOR THE FOOD
YOU PUT ON HIS TABLE.
WHO IS UNGRATEFUL FOR THE FOOD
YOU PUT ON HIS TABLE.
>> ? SOME MOMENTS LAST FOREVER,
YOU PUT ON HIS TABLE.
>> ? SOME MOMENTS LAST FOREVER,
BUT SOME FLARE OUT WITH LOVE,
>> ? SOME MOMENTS LAST FOREVER,
BUT SOME FLARE OUT WITH LOVE,
LOVE, LOVE ?
BUT SOME FLARE OUT WITH LOVE,
LOVE, LOVE ?
>> I WANT TO SEE YOU IN MY
LOVE, LOVE ?
>> I WANT TO SEE YOU IN MY
STUDY.
>> I WANT TO SEE YOU IN MY
STUDY.
NOW.
STUDY.
NOW.
CLAY, FOR YEARS, IT'S BEEN A
NOW.
CLAY, FOR YEARS, IT'S BEEN A
GRAND PUPPINGTON TRADITION THAT
CLAY, FOR YEARS, IT'S BEEN A
GRAND PUPPINGTON TRADITION THAT
THE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD PASS
GRAND PUPPINGTON TRADITION THAT
THE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD PASS
OFF OL' GUNNY TO HIS FIRSTBORN
THE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD PASS
OFF OL' GUNNY TO HIS FIRSTBORN
SON.
OFF OL' GUNNY TO HIS FIRSTBORN
SON.
BUT I'M NOT PASSING IT ON TO YOU
SON.
BUT I'M NOT PASSING IT ON TO YOU
NOW BECAUSE OF THAT TRADITION.
BUT I'M NOT PASSING IT ON TO YOU
NOW BECAUSE OF THAT TRADITION.
I'M, IN FACT, ENDING THE
NOW BECAUSE OF THAT TRADITION.
I'M, IN FACT, ENDING THE
TRADITION.
I'M, IN FACT, ENDING THE
TRADITION.
THERE WILL BE NO COMING-OF-AGE
TRADITION.
THERE WILL BE NO COMING-OF-AGE
HUNTING TRIP.
THERE WILL BE NO COMING-OF-AGE
HUNTING TRIP.
I DON'T WANT THIS IN MY
HUNTING TRIP.
I DON'T WANT THIS IN MY
POSSESSION ANYMORE.
I DON'T WANT THIS IN MY
POSSESSION ANYMORE.
IT'S TAINTED WITH BLOOD.
POSSESSION ANYMORE.
IT'S TAINTED WITH BLOOD.
>> Clay: SURE IT'S NOT JUST
IT'S TAINTED WITH BLOOD.
>> Clay: SURE IT'S NOT JUST
KETCHUP?
>> Clay: SURE IT'S NOT JUST
KETCHUP?
>> NO. LOOK CLOSER.
KETCHUP?
>> NO. LOOK CLOSER.
YOU KILLED YOUR MOTHER WITH THIS
>> NO. LOOK CLOSER.
YOU KILLED YOUR MOTHER WITH THIS
GUN.
YOU KILLED YOUR MOTHER WITH THIS
GUN.
>> Clay: YOU KNOW, IT'S A SIN TO
GUN.
>> Clay: YOU KNOW, IT'S A SIN TO
BEAR FALSE WITNESS.
>> Clay: YOU KNOW, IT'S A SIN TO
BEAR FALSE WITNESS.
OH, AND REMEMBER THE LOST AND
BEAR FALSE WITNESS.
OH, AND REMEMBER THE LOST AND
LAST 63rd COMMANDMENT -- THOU
OH, AND REMEMBER THE LOST AND
LAST 63rd COMMANDMENT -- THOU
SHALT NEVER FORGET THY LOADED A
LAST 63rd COMMANDMENT -- THOU
SHALT NEVER FORGET THY LOADED A
GUN WHEN THOU HAS AN INNOCENT
SHALT NEVER FORGET THY LOADED A
GUN WHEN THOU HAS AN INNOCENT
CHILD IN THE HOUSE.
GUN WHEN THOU HAS AN INNOCENT
CHILD IN THE HOUSE.
DON'T WORRY, OL' GUNNY.
CHILD IN THE HOUSE.
DON'T WORRY, OL' GUNNY.
I'LL KEEP THE TRADITION GOING.
DON'T WORRY, OL' GUNNY.
I'LL KEEP THE TRADITION GOING.
>> ? SOME THINGS YOU'LL DO FOR
I'LL KEEP THE TRADITION GOING.
>> ? SOME THINGS YOU'LL DO FOR
MONEY AND SOME YOU'LL DO FOR
>> ? SOME THINGS YOU'LL DO FOR
MONEY AND SOME YOU'LL DO FOR
FUN ?
MONEY AND SOME YOU'LL DO FOR
FUN ?
? BUT THE THINGS YOU DO FOR LOVE
FUN ?
? BUT THE THINGS YOU DO FOR LOVE
ARE GOING TO COME BACK TO YOU
? BUT THE THINGS YOU DO FOR LOVE
ARE GOING TO COME BACK TO YOU
ONE BY ONE ?
ARE GOING TO COME BACK TO YOU
ONE BY ONE ?
>> Clay: HERE.
ONE BY ONE ?
>> Clay: HERE.
WHY DON'T YOU TRY THIS ONE
>> Clay: HERE.
WHY DON'T YOU TRY THIS ONE
INSTEAD?
WHY DON'T YOU TRY THIS ONE
INSTEAD?
>> Orel: OH.
>> ? LOVE, LOVE IS GOING TO LEAD
YOU BY THE HAND ?
? INTO A WHITE AND SOUNDLESS
PLACE ?
? NOW WE SEE THIS AS IN A
MIRROR DIMLY ?
? THEN WE SHALL SEE EACH OTHER
FACE TO FACE ?
>> Clay: OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
>> Orel: IT LOOKS LIKE A PISTOL.
>> Clay: IT'S NOT JUST A PISTOL,
MY YOUNG MAN.
>> Clay: IT'S NOT JUST A PISTOL,
MY YOUNG MAN.
IT'S A LUCKY PISTOL AND YOUR
MY YOUNG MAN.
IT'S A LUCKY PISTOL AND YOUR
BIRTHRIGHT.
IT'S A LUCKY PISTOL AND YOUR
BIRTHRIGHT.
WHY, OL' GUNNY HERE USED TO BE
BIRTHRIGHT.
WHY, OL' GUNNY HERE USED TO BE
MY FATHER'S AND THEN MINE.
WHY, OL' GUNNY HERE USED TO BE
MY FATHER'S AND THEN MINE.
FOR YEARS, IT'S BEEN A GRAND
MY FATHER'S AND THEN MINE.
FOR YEARS, IT'S BEEN A GRAND
PUPPINGTON TRADITION THAT THE
FOR YEARS, IT'S BEEN A GRAND
PUPPINGTON TRADITION THAT THE
HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD WOULD HAND
PUPPINGTON TRADITION THAT THE
HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD WOULD HAND
OFF OL' GUNNY TO HIS FIRSTBORN
HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD WOULD HAND
OFF OL' GUNNY TO HIS FIRSTBORN
SON.
OFF OL' GUNNY TO HIS FIRSTBORN
SON.
>> NOW, REMEMBER, NOT A WORD TO
SON.
>> NOW, REMEMBER, NOT A WORD TO
YOUR MOTHER.
>> NOW, REMEMBER, NOT A WORD TO
YOUR MOTHER.
YOU KNOW SHE HAS A WEAK HEART.
YOUR MOTHER.
YOU KNOW SHE HAS A WEAK HEART.
>> Clay: WELL, THEN, MAYBE I
YOU KNOW SHE HAS A WEAK HEART.
>> Clay: WELL, THEN, MAYBE I
SHOULDN'T.
>> Clay: WELL, THEN, MAYBE I
SHOULDN'T.
>> NONSENSE.
SHOULDN'T.
>> NONSENSE.
COME ON, CLAY.
>> NONSENSE.
COME ON, CLAY.
IT'S NOT LOADED.
COME ON, CLAY.
IT'S NOT LOADED.
HOLD IT LIKE A MAN.
IT'S NOT LOADED.
HOLD IT LIKE A MAN.
>> Clay: WELL, I -- I'D LIKE TO,
HOLD IT LIKE A MAN.
>> Clay: WELL, I -- I'D LIKE TO,
DAD, BUT YOU KNOW THE SIXTH OF
>> Clay: WELL, I -- I'D LIKE TO,
DAD, BUT YOU KNOW THE SIXTH OF
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS -- THOU
DAD, BUT YOU KNOW THE SIXTH OF
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS -- THOU
SHALT NOT KILL.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS -- THOU
SHALT NOT KILL.
>> I'M JUST ASKING YOU TO HOLD
SHALT NOT KILL.
>> I'M JUST ASKING YOU TO HOLD
IT.
>> I'M JUST ASKING YOU TO HOLD
IT.
>> Clay: WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE,
IT.
>> Clay: WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE,
UH -- THE LOST 38th COMMANDMENT?
>> Clay: WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE,
UH -- THE LOST 38th COMMANDMENT?
>> CLAY!
UH -- THE LOST 38th COMMANDMENT?
>> CLAY!
>> Clay: THOU SHALT NEVER...
>> CLAY!
>> Clay: THOU SHALT NEVER...
>> COME ON, SON.
>> Clay: THOU SHALT NEVER...
>> COME ON, SON.
>> Clay: NO, WAIT!
>> COME ON, SON.
>> Clay: NO, WAIT!
THOU SHALT NEVER HOLD A GUN
>> Clay: NO, WAIT!
THOU SHALT NEVER HOLD A GUN
WITHOUT ANYONE TO SHOOT AT.
THOU SHALT NEVER HOLD A GUN
WITHOUT ANYONE TO SHOOT AT.
>> YOU KNOW THIS LOST
WITHOUT ANYONE TO SHOOT AT.
>> YOU KNOW THIS LOST
COMMANDMENT BUSINESS WAS CUTE
>> YOU KNOW THIS LOST
COMMANDMENT BUSINESS WAS CUTE
WHEN YOU WERE 6, BUT NOW IT'S
COMMANDMENT BUSINESS WAS CUTE
WHEN YOU WERE 6, BUT NOW IT'S
JUST CHILDISH.
WHEN YOU WERE 6, BUT NOW IT'S
JUST CHILDISH.
>> Clay: NO.
JUST CHILDISH.
>> Clay: NO.
MOM SAYS THEY'RE REAL.
>> Clay: NO.
MOM SAYS THEY'RE REAL.
WHEN MOSES SMASHED THOSE
MOM SAYS THEY'RE REAL.
WHEN MOSES SMASHED THOSE
TABLETS, THE ORIGINAL COUNT --
WHEN MOSES SMASHED THOSE
TABLETS, THE ORIGINAL COUNT --
>> YEAH, KEEP SAYING IT.
TABLETS, THE ORIGINAL COUNT --
>> YEAH, KEEP SAYING IT.
MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU'LL BELIEVE IT.
>> YEAH, KEEP SAYING IT.
MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU'LL BELIEVE IT.
>> Clay: 63 TEN COMMANDMENTS!
MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU'LL BELIEVE IT.
>> Clay: 63 TEN COMMANDMENTS!
>> HOLD IT LIKE A MAN.
>> Clay: 63 TEN COMMANDMENTS!
>> HOLD IT LIKE A MAN.
>> Clay: I'M A MAN.
>> HOLD IT LIKE A MAN.
>> Clay: I'M A MAN.
>> CLAY!
>> Clay: I'M A MAN.
>> CLAY!
IT'S DINNER!
>> CLAY!
IT'S DINNER!
SIT THERE.
IT'S DINNER!
SIT THERE.
>> Clay: MOMMY!
SIT THERE.
>> Clay: MOMMY!
>> OH, MY PRECIOUS ONLY EVER.
>> Clay: MOMMY!
>> OH, MY PRECIOUS ONLY EVER.
>> Clay: I MISSED YOU, TOO,
>> OH, MY PRECIOUS ONLY EVER.
>> Clay: I MISSED YOU, TOO,
MOMMY.
>> Clay: I MISSED YOU, TOO,
MOMMY.
>> GOD!
MOMMY.
>> GOD!
I ONLY BORROWED MY SON FOR 5
>> GOD!
I ONLY BORROWED MY SON FOR 5
MINUTES.
I ONLY BORROWED MY SON FOR 5
MINUTES.
>> NEVER TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN
MINUTES.
>> NEVER TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN
VAIN!
>> NEVER TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN
VAIN!
>> SORRY.
VAIN!
>> SORRY.
>> ESPECIALLY AT THE DINNER
>> SORRY.
>> ESPECIALLY AT THE DINNER
TABLE.
>> ESPECIALLY AT THE DINNER
TABLE.
>> WHAT -- IS THAT ONE OF THOSE
TABLE.
>> WHAT -- IS THAT ONE OF THOSE
LOST COMMANDMENTS?
>> WHAT -- IS THAT ONE OF THOSE
LOST COMMANDMENTS?
>> Clay: DAD MADE ME HOLD A GUN.
LOST COMMANDMENTS?
>> Clay: DAD MADE ME HOLD A GUN.
>> AAH!
>> Clay: DAD MADE ME HOLD A GUN.
>> AAH!
>> ANGELA, REMEMBER YOUR HEART.
>> AAH!
>> ANGELA, REMEMBER YOUR HEART.
>> HOW COULD YOU?!
>> ANGELA, REMEMBER YOUR HEART.
>> HOW COULD YOU?!
>> IT WASN'T EVEN LOADED.
>> HOW COULD YOU?!
>> IT WASN'T EVEN LOADED.
>> DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD!
>> IT WASN'T EVEN LOADED.
>> DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD!
>> I SAID "LOADED."
>> DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD!
>> I SAID "LOADED."
>> OH, SIT DOWN, SWEETNESS.
>> I SAID "LOADED."
>> OH, SIT DOWN, SWEETNESS.
SIT DOWN, MY BABY.
>> OH, SIT DOWN, SWEETNESS.
SIT DOWN, MY BABY.
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD YOUR BABY
SIT DOWN, MY BABY.
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD YOUR BABY
IS?
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD YOUR BABY
IS?
>> OF COURSE.
IS?
>> OF COURSE.
HE'S 147 MONTHS.
>> OF COURSE.
HE'S 147 MONTHS.
>> HE'S 12 YEARS OLD.
HE'S 147 MONTHS.
>> HE'S 12 YEARS OLD.
>> AND 3 MONTHS.
>> HE'S 12 YEARS OLD.
>> AND 3 MONTHS.
I COUNT EACH SECOND WITH EVERY
>> AND 3 MONTHS.
I COUNT EACH SECOND WITH EVERY
BEAT OF MY HEART.
I COUNT EACH SECOND WITH EVERY
BEAT OF MY HEART.
>> Clay: I'M DONE.
BEAT OF MY HEART.
>> Clay: I'M DONE.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> Clay: I'M DONE.
>> [ SIGHS ]
I'M GOING TO GO EAT IN THE DEN.
>> [ SIGHS ]
I'M GOING TO GO EAT IN THE DEN.
>> Clay: LET'S LOOK AT PICTURES
I'M GOING TO GO EAT IN THE DEN.
>> Clay: LET'S LOOK AT PICTURES
OF ME AGAIN, MOMMY.
>> Clay: LET'S LOOK AT PICTURES
OF ME AGAIN, MOMMY.
>> WHAT AN AMAZING IDEA AGAIN.
>> TO YOU, OLD US.
CHEERS.
>> Clay: AW!
LOOK AT ME.
>> OH, MY PRECIOUS ONLY EVER.
LOOK AT ME.
>> OH, MY PRECIOUS ONLY EVER.
>> Clay: I WAS SO CUTE.
>> OH, MY PRECIOUS ONLY EVER.
>> Clay: I WAS SO CUTE.
>> WAS THAT THREE WEEKS AGO
>> Clay: I WAS SO CUTE.
>> WAS THAT THREE WEEKS AGO
ALREADY?
>> WAS THAT THREE WEEKS AGO
ALREADY?
MY, HOW TIME FLIES.
ALREADY?
MY, HOW TIME FLIES.
>> Clay: CAN WE START FROM THE
MY, HOW TIME FLIES.
>> Clay: CAN WE START FROM THE
BEGINNING, MOMMY?
>> Clay: CAN WE START FROM THE
BEGINNING, MOMMY?
>> OH, YES, OF COURSE.
BEGINNING, MOMMY?
>> OH, YES, OF COURSE.
ANYTHING FOR MY PRECIOUS ONLY.
>> OH, YES, OF COURSE.
ANYTHING FOR MY PRECIOUS ONLY.
>> Clay: NO! ALL THE WAY.
ANYTHING FOR MY PRECIOUS ONLY.
>> Clay: NO! ALL THE WAY.
>> WELL, THERE'S NOTHING REALLY
>> Clay: NO! ALL THE WAY.
>> WELL, THERE'S NOTHING REALLY
THAT FAR BACK.
>> WELL, THERE'S NOTHING REALLY
THAT FAR BACK.
>> Clay: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THAT FAR BACK.
>> Clay: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> UH, W-- YOU SEE, THESE PAGES
>> Clay: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> UH, W-- YOU SEE, THESE PAGES
HERE, THEY HAVE PICTURES FROM
>> UH, W-- YOU SEE, THESE PAGES
HERE, THEY HAVE PICTURES FROM
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
HERE, THEY HAVE PICTURES FROM
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
>> Clay: OH, THEN, FORGET IT.
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
>> Clay: OH, THEN, FORGET IT.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> Clay: OH, THEN, FORGET IT.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> Clay: JUST YOU AND DAD, YOU
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> Clay: JUST YOU AND DAD, YOU
MEAN?
>> Clay: JUST YOU AND DAD, YOU
MEAN?
>> YES.
MEAN?
>> YES.
AND OTHERS.
>> YES.
AND OTHERS.
>> Clay: OTHERS?
AND OTHERS.
>> Clay: OTHERS?
LIKE WHO?
>> Clay: OTHERS?
LIKE WHO?
>> OH, JUST OTHERS, SWEETIE.
LIKE WHO?
>> OH, JUST OTHERS, SWEETIE.
YOU NEVER MET THEM.
>> OH, JUST OTHERS, SWEETIE.
YOU NEVER MET THEM.
>> Clay: WHY NOT?
YOU NEVER MET THEM.
>> Clay: WHY NOT?
ARE THEY DEAD?
>> Clay: WHY NOT?
ARE THEY DEAD?
>> [ GASPS ]
ARE THEY DEAD?
>> [ GASPS ]
WE DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, DEAR.
>> [ GASPS ]
WE DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, DEAR.
>> Clay: WHAT DID I SAY?
WE DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, DEAR.
>> Clay: WHAT DID I SAY?
>> YOU SAID THE "D."
>> Clay: WHAT DID I SAY?
>> YOU SAID THE "D."
>> Clay: DEAD?
>> YOU SAID THE "D."
>> Clay: DEAD?
>> UH, WE CALL IT "PASSING," AND
>> Clay: DEAD?
>> UH, WE CALL IT "PASSING," AND
WE TRY TO FORGET THAT IT'S
>> UH, WE CALL IT "PASSING," AND
WE TRY TO FORGET THAT IT'S
THERE, LIKE THE WORD AND
WE TRY TO FORGET THAT IT'S
THERE, LIKE THE WORD AND
EVERYTHING IT REPRESENTS PASSES
THERE, LIKE THE WORD AND
EVERYTHING IT REPRESENTS PASSES
OUT OF OUR MEMORY.
EVERYTHING IT REPRESENTS PASSES
OUT OF OUR MEMORY.
MM, NICE.
OUT OF OUR MEMORY.
MM, NICE.
>> Clay: I WANT TO SEE WHO
MM, NICE.
>> Clay: I WANT TO SEE WHO
PASSED!
>> Clay: I WANT TO SEE WHO
PASSED!
PLEASE, MOMMY!
PASSED!
PLEASE, MOMMY!
WELL, THAT'S JUST YOU PREGNANT
PLEASE, MOMMY!
WELL, THAT'S JUST YOU PREGNANT
WITH ME.
WELL, THAT'S JUST YOU PREGNANT
WITH ME.
>> NO.
WITH ME.
>> NO.
THAT IS ME, YES.
>> NO.
THAT IS ME, YES.
BUT I'M NOT PREGNANT WITH YOU.
THAT IS ME, YES.
BUT I'M NOT PREGNANT WITH YOU.
>> Clay: OH, YOU'RE JUST FAT.
BUT I'M NOT PREGNANT WITH YOU.
>> Clay: OH, YOU'RE JUST FAT.
>> UH, UH, NO.
>> Clay: OH, YOU'RE JUST FAT.
>> UH, UH, NO.
THAT'S YOUR OLDEST BROTHER,
>> UH, UH, NO.
THAT'S YOUR OLDEST BROTHER,
CLARK.
THAT'S YOUR OLDEST BROTHER,
CLARK.
>> Clay: MOMMY, I DON'T HAVE A
CLARK.
>> Clay: MOMMY, I DON'T HAVE A
BROTHER.
>> Clay: MOMMY, I DON'T HAVE A
BROTHER.
I'M YOUR PRECIOUS ONLY EVER.
BROTHER.
I'M YOUR PRECIOUS ONLY EVER.
>> WELL, CLARK NEVER MADE IT
I'M YOUR PRECIOUS ONLY EVER.
>> WELL, CLARK NEVER MADE IT
INTO OUR WORLD ALIVE.
>> WELL, CLARK NEVER MADE IT
INTO OUR WORLD ALIVE.
>> Clay: OH.
INTO OUR WORLD ALIVE.
>> Clay: OH.
UM...
>> Clay: OH.
UM...
HOW ABOUT HERE?
UM...
HOW ABOUT HERE?
ARE YOU PREGNANT WITH ME OR
HOW ABOUT HERE?
ARE YOU PREGNANT WITH ME OR
CLARK?
ARE YOU PREGNANT WITH ME OR
CLARK?
>> THAT'S YOUR SISTER CLARISSA.
CLARK?
>> THAT'S YOUR SISTER CLARISSA.
>> Clay: MY SISTER?!
>> THAT'S YOUR SISTER CLARISSA.
>> Clay: MY SISTER?!
>> WELL, YOUR OLDEST SISTER.
>> Clay: MY SISTER?!
>> WELL, YOUR OLDEST SISTER.
>> Clay: HOW MANY SISTERS WERE
>> WELL, YOUR OLDEST SISTER.
>> Clay: HOW MANY SISTERS WERE
THERE?
>> Clay: HOW MANY SISTERS WERE
THERE?
>> UH, CLEMENTINE, CLARA,
THERE?
>> UH, CLEMENTINE, CLARA,
CLARICE, CLEA.
>> UH, CLEMENTINE, CLARA,
CLARICE, CLEA.
>> Clay: JEEPERS.
CLARICE, CLEA.
>> Clay: JEEPERS.
SO, COUNTING CLARK AND CLARISSA,
>> Clay: JEEPERS.
SO, COUNTING CLARK AND CLARISSA,
THAT MAKES 6.
SO, COUNTING CLARK AND CLARISSA,
THAT MAKES 6.
>> OH, WELL, THERE'S ALSO
THAT MAKES 6.
>> OH, WELL, THERE'S ALSO
CLONDIKE WITH A "C," YOUR
>> OH, WELL, THERE'S ALSO
CLONDIKE WITH A "C," YOUR
BROTHERS.
CLONDIKE WITH A "C," YOUR
BROTHERS.
>> Clay: I HAVE 10 SIBLINGS?
BROTHERS.
>> Clay: I HAVE 10 SIBLINGS?
>> HAD.
>> Clay: I HAVE 10 SIBLINGS?
>> HAD.
ALMOST.
>> HAD.
ALMOST.
>> Clay: AND THEY ALL PASSED
ALMOST.
>> Clay: AND THEY ALL PASSED
INSIDE YOU?
>> Clay: AND THEY ALL PASSED
INSIDE YOU?
>> YES.
INSIDE YOU?
>> YES.
MY BODY WAS THEIR VESSEL TO
>> YES.
MY BODY WAS THEIR VESSEL TO
HEAVEN.
MY BODY WAS THEIR VESSEL TO
HEAVEN.
BUT NOT WITH YOU.
HEAVEN.
BUT NOT WITH YOU.
YOU WERE MY MIRACLE.
BUT NOT WITH YOU.
YOU WERE MY MIRACLE.
ONLY GOD COULD EXPLAIN WHY YOU
YOU WERE MY MIRACLE.
ONLY GOD COULD EXPLAIN WHY YOU
STAYED HERE WITH ME AND YOUR
ONLY GOD COULD EXPLAIN WHY YOU
STAYED HERE WITH ME AND YOUR
BROTHERS AND SISTERS DIDN'T.
STAYED HERE WITH ME AND YOUR
BROTHERS AND SISTERS DIDN'T.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN ALL THAT
BROTHERS AND SISTERS DIDN'T.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN ALL THAT
PRAYING I DID DURING THE
IT MUST HAVE BEEN ALL THAT
PRAYING I DID DURING THE
PREGNANCY WITH YOU.
PRAYING I DID DURING THE
PREGNANCY WITH YOU.
DO YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EVEN SMOKE?
PREGNANCY WITH YOU.
DO YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EVEN SMOKE?
IMAGINE BEING THAT PREOCCUPIED
DO YOU KNOW I DIDN'T EVEN SMOKE?
IMAGINE BEING THAT PREOCCUPIED
THAT YOU FORGET TO LIGHT UP A
IMAGINE BEING THAT PREOCCUPIED
THAT YOU FORGET TO LIGHT UP A
CIGARETTE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
THAT YOU FORGET TO LIGHT UP A
CIGARETTE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
MY STOMACH WAS TIED IN SUCH
CIGARETTE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
MY STOMACH WAS TIED IN SUCH
KNOTS, AND I WAS SO STEEPED IN
MY STOMACH WAS TIED IN SUCH
KNOTS, AND I WAS SO STEEPED IN
ALL MY PRAYERS THAT I COULDN'T
KNOTS, AND I WAS SO STEEPED IN
ALL MY PRAYERS THAT I COULDN'T
EVEN FORCE DOWN A HIGHBALL.
ALL MY PRAYERS THAT I COULDN'T
EVEN FORCE DOWN A HIGHBALL.
I MEAN, IF IT WASN'T FOR FOOD, I
EVEN FORCE DOWN A HIGHBALL.
I MEAN, IF IT WASN'T FOR FOOD, I
WOULD HAVE WASTED AWAY TO
I MEAN, IF IT WASN'T FOR FOOD, I
WOULD HAVE WASTED AWAY TO
NOTHING.
WOULD HAVE WASTED AWAY TO
NOTHING.
AND, OF COURSE, WITH EVERYTHING
NOTHING.
AND, OF COURSE, WITH EVERYTHING
THAT WAS GOING ON THROUGH MY
AND, OF COURSE, WITH EVERYTHING
THAT WAS GOING ON THROUGH MY
MIND, I NEVER HAD TIME TO
THAT WAS GOING ON THROUGH MY
MIND, I NEVER HAD TIME TO
HORSEBACK RIDE OR GO ON A ROLLER
MIND, I NEVER HAD TIME TO
HORSEBACK RIDE OR GO ON A ROLLER
COASTER, AND THAT TRAMPOLINE OUT
HORSEBACK RIDE OR GO ON A ROLLER
COASTER, AND THAT TRAMPOLINE OUT
BACK -- THAT PRACTICALLY WENT TO
COASTER, AND THAT TRAMPOLINE OUT
BACK -- THAT PRACTICALLY WENT TO
WASTE.
BACK -- THAT PRACTICALLY WENT TO
WASTE.
WITH ALL THAT LACK OF EXERCISE,
WASTE.
WITH ALL THAT LACK OF EXERCISE,
IT'S A WONDER YOU WERE EVER BORN
WITH ALL THAT LACK OF EXERCISE,
IT'S A WONDER YOU WERE EVER BORN
AT ALL.
IT'S A WONDER YOU WERE EVER BORN
AT ALL.
>> Clay: MOM, DO YOU MEAN TO
AT ALL.
>> Clay: MOM, DO YOU MEAN TO
TELL ME THAT YOU ARE TELLING ME
>> Clay: MOM, DO YOU MEAN TO
TELL ME THAT YOU ARE TELLING ME
THAT I'M NOT YOUR PRECIOUS ONLY
TELL ME THAT YOU ARE TELLING ME
THAT I'M NOT YOUR PRECIOUS ONLY
EVER?
THAT I'M NOT YOUR PRECIOUS ONLY
EVER?
>> WELL, YOU'RE MY PRECIOUS ONLY
EVER?
>> WELL, YOU'RE MY PRECIOUS ONLY
LIVING EVER BY DEFAULT.
>> WELL, YOU'RE MY PRECIOUS ONLY
LIVING EVER BY DEFAULT.
>> Clay: YOU LIED TO ME.
LIVING EVER BY DEFAULT.
>> Clay: YOU LIED TO ME.
>> NO!
>> Clay: YOU LIED TO ME.
>> NO!
>> Clay: YOU LIED TO ME, MOMMY!
>> NO!
>> Clay: YOU LIED TO ME, MOMMY!
I AM NOT GOING TO BE YOUR
>> Clay: YOU LIED TO ME, MOMMY!
I AM NOT GOING TO BE YOUR
PRECIOUS ONLY LIVING EVER
I AM NOT GOING TO BE YOUR
PRECIOUS ONLY LIVING EVER
ANYMORE!
PRECIOUS ONLY LIVING EVER
ANYMORE!
>> NO, CLARENCE!
ANYMORE!
>> NO, CLARENCE!
I MEAN, CLAY!
>> NO, CLARENCE!
I MEAN, CLAY!
WAIT! NO!
I MEAN, CLAY!
WAIT! NO!
[ CRYING ]
WAIT! NO!
[ CRYING ]
[ GUNSHOT ]
[ CRYING ]
[ GUNSHOT ]
AAH!
[ GUNSHOT ]
AAH!
>> OH, GOD.
AAH!
>> OH, GOD.
CLAY!
>> OH, GOD.
CLAY!
>> AAH!
CLAY!
>> AAH!
>> CLAY!
>> AAH!
>> CLAY!
>> CLAY!
>> CLAY!
>> CLAY!
MY PRECIOUS!
>> CLAY!
MY PRECIOUS!
>> OH, GOD! OH, GOD! OH, GOD!
MY PRECIOUS!
>> OH, GOD! OH, GOD! OH, GOD!
>> THAT'S THREE LORD'S-NAME-IN-
>> OH, GOD! OH, GOD! OH, GOD!
>> THAT'S THREE LORD'S-NAME-IN-
VAINS IN A ROW!
>> THAT'S THREE LORD'S-NAME-IN-
VAINS IN A ROW!
>> I'LL CALL AN AMBULANCE.
VAINS IN A ROW!
>> I'LL CALL AN AMBULANCE.
>> I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WASN'T
>> I'LL CALL AN AMBULANCE.
>> I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WASN'T
LOAD...
>> I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WASN'T
LOAD...
>> -DED.
LOAD...
>> -DED.
>> DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD!
>> -DED.
>> DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD!
>> I JUST ENDED YOUR WORD.
>> DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD!
>> I JUST ENDED YOUR WORD.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I JUST ENDED YOUR WORD.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
IT WAS A MISTAKE.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
IT WAS A MISTAKE.
>> THERE ARE NO MISTAKES,
IT WAS A MISTAKE.
>> THERE ARE NO MISTAKES,
ONLY EVIL AND MIRACLES.
>> THERE ARE NO MISTAKES,
ONLY EVIL AND MIRACLES.
AND THIS WAS NOT A MIRACLE.
ONLY EVIL AND MIRACLES.
AND THIS WAS NOT A MIRACLE.
>> THIS IS ARTHUR PUPPINGTON.
AND THIS WAS NOT A MIRACLE.
>> THIS IS ARTHUR PUPPINGTON.
MY BOY JUST SHOT HIMSELF WITH
>> THIS IS ARTHUR PUPPINGTON.
MY BOY JUST SHOT HIMSELF WITH
MY GUN.
MY BOY JUST SHOT HIMSELF WITH
MY GUN.
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS LOAD--
MY GUN.
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS LOAD--
YOU KNOW, BULLETS WOULD PASS
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS LOAD--
YOU KNOW, BULLETS WOULD PASS
THROUGH IT.
YOU KNOW, BULLETS WOULD PASS
THROUGH IT.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
THROUGH IT.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
>> TAKE ME! TAKE ME! TAKE ME!
I DIDN'T KNOW.
>> TAKE ME! TAKE ME! TAKE ME!
LET THIS PASS FROM MY SON UNTO
>> TAKE ME! TAKE ME! TAKE ME!
LET THIS PASS FROM MY SON UNTO
ME!
LET THIS PASS FROM MY SON UNTO
ME!
PLEASE, LORD, TAKE ME.
ME!
PLEASE, LORD, TAKE ME.
>> ANGELA.
PLEASE, LORD, TAKE ME.
>> ANGELA.
>> TAKE ME.
>> ANGELA.
>> TAKE ME.
>> ANGELA!
>> TAKE ME.
>> ANGELA!
OPEN YOUR EYES!
>> ANGELA!
OPEN YOUR EYES!
I WANT THIS PRANK ENDED.
OPEN YOUR EYES!
I WANT THIS PRANK ENDED.
>> DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD!
I WANT THIS PRANK ENDED.
>> DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD!
>> I SAID "END--"
>> DON'T YOU SAY THAT WORD!
>> I SAID "END--"
OPEN YOUR EYES, CLAY.
>> I SAID "END--"
OPEN YOUR EYES, CLAY.
>> Clay: WHAT?
OPEN YOUR EYES, CLAY.
>> Clay: WHAT?
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
>> Clay: WHAT?
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
>> LOOK AT HIM.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
>> LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S FINE.
>> LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S FINE.
>> CLAY!
HE'S FINE.
>> CLAY!
MY PRECIOUS ONLY LIVING EVER.
>> CLAY!
MY PRECIOUS ONLY LIVING EVER.
>> Clay: MOMMY!
MY PRECIOUS ONLY LIVING EVER.
>> Clay: MOMMY!
>> OH, IT'S A MIRACLE.
>> Clay: MOMMY!
>> OH, IT'S A MIRACLE.
>> WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> OH, IT'S A MIRACLE.
>> WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
THERE ARE NO MIRACLES.
>> WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
THERE ARE NO MIRACLES.
>> Clay: HOORAY!
THERE ARE NO MIRACLES.
>> Clay: HOORAY!
>> I'M COMING, LORD!
>> Clay: HOORAY!
>> I'M COMING, LORD!
>> NO, NO.
>> I'M COMING, LORD!
>> NO, NO.
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> NO, NO.
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> ANGELA! NO!
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> ANGELA! NO!
>> Clay: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> ANGELA! NO!
>> Clay: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ SIREN WAILING ]
>> Clay: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ SIREN WAILING ]
>> I'M SORRY, MR. PUPPINGTON.
[ SIREN WAILING ]
>> I'M SORRY, MR. PUPPINGTON.
CARDIAC ARREST.
>> I'M SORRY, MR. PUPPINGTON.
CARDIAC ARREST.
>> SHE WAS IN HEAVEN BEFORE WE
CARDIAC ARREST.
>> SHE WAS IN HEAVEN BEFORE WE
GOT HERE.
>> SHE WAS IN HEAVEN BEFORE WE
GOT HERE.
>> NO, THERE IS NO HEAVEN.
GOT HERE.
>> NO, THERE IS NO HEAVEN.
>> Clay: [ CRYING ]
>> NO, THERE IS NO HEAVEN.
>> Clay: [ CRYING ]
>> I DON'T NEED ANY MORE OF YOUR
>> Clay: [ CRYING ]
>> I DON'T NEED ANY MORE OF YOUR
LEFTOVERS.
>> I DON'T NEED ANY MORE OF YOUR
LEFTOVERS.
>> Clay: YOU'LL GO TO HELL FOR
LEFTOVERS.
>> Clay: YOU'LL GO TO HELL FOR
SAYING THERE'S NO HEAVEN.
>> Clay: YOU'LL GO TO HELL FOR
SAYING THERE'S NO HEAVEN.
>> YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTH IT.
SAYING THERE'S NO HEAVEN.
>> YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTH IT.
>> Clay: NOT WORTH IT?
>> THANK YOU.
NOW CAN YOU PASS ME THE KETCHUP
YOU KILLED YOUR MOTHER WITH?
NOW CAN YOU PASS ME THE KETCHUP
YOU KILLED YOUR MOTHER WITH?
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
YOU KILLED YOUR MOTHER WITH?
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> Clay: NOW AM I WORTH IT?
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> Clay: NOW AM I WORTH IT?
>> ? KING SAUL FELL ON HIS SWORD
>> Clay: NOW AM I WORTH IT?
>> ? KING SAUL FELL ON HIS SWORD
WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG ?
>> ? KING SAUL FELL ON HIS SWORD
WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG ?
>> AMEN.
WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG ?
>> AMEN.
>> Clay: YOU REALLY SHOULD SAY
>> AMEN.
>> Clay: YOU REALLY SHOULD SAY
"AMEN" AT YOUR OWN WIFE'S
>> Clay: YOU REALLY SHOULD SAY
"AMEN" AT YOUR OWN WIFE'S
FUNERAL.
"AMEN" AT YOUR OWN WIFE'S
FUNERAL.
>> ? JOSEPH'S BROTHERS SOLD HIM
FUNERAL.
>> ? JOSEPH'S BROTHERS SOLD HIM
DOWN THE RIVER FOR A SONG ?
>> ? JOSEPH'S BROTHERS SOLD HIM
DOWN THE RIVER FOR A SONG ?
? AND SONNY LISTON RUBBED SOME
DOWN THE RIVER FOR A SONG ?
? AND SONNY LISTON RUBBED SOME
TIGER BALM INTO HIS GLOVE ?
? AND SONNY LISTON RUBBED SOME
TIGER BALM INTO HIS GLOVE ?
? SOME THINGS YOU DO FOR MONEY
TIGER BALM INTO HIS GLOVE ?
? SOME THINGS YOU DO FOR MONEY
AND SOME YOU DO FOR LOVE, LOVE,
? SOME THINGS YOU DO FOR MONEY
AND SOME YOU DO FOR LOVE, LOVE,
LOVE ?
AND SOME YOU DO FOR LOVE, LOVE,
LOVE ?
>> Clay: MY MOM WOULDN'T WANT
LOVE ?
>> Clay: MY MOM WOULDN'T WANT
YOU TO COVER HER CROSS WITH YOUR
>> Clay: MY MOM WOULDN'T WANT
YOU TO COVER HER CROSS WITH YOUR
FLOWERS.
YOU TO COVER HER CROSS WITH YOUR
FLOWERS.
LORD, PLEASE FORGIVE MY FATHER
FLOWERS.
LORD, PLEASE FORGIVE MY FATHER
WHO IS UNGRATEFUL FOR THE FOOD
LORD, PLEASE FORGIVE MY FATHER
WHO IS UNGRATEFUL FOR THE FOOD
YOU PUT ON HIS TABLE.
WHO IS UNGRATEFUL FOR THE FOOD
YOU PUT ON HIS TABLE.
>> ? SOME MOMENTS LAST FOREVER,
YOU PUT ON HIS TABLE.
>> ? SOME MOMENTS LAST FOREVER,
BUT SOME FLARE OUT WITH LOVE,
>> ? SOME MOMENTS LAST FOREVER,
BUT SOME FLARE OUT WITH LOVE,
LOVE, LOVE ?
BUT SOME FLARE OUT WITH LOVE,
LOVE, LOVE ?
>> I WANT TO SEE YOU IN MY
LOVE, LOVE ?
>> I WANT TO SEE YOU IN MY
STUDY.
>> I WANT TO SEE YOU IN MY
STUDY.
NOW.
STUDY.
NOW.
CLAY, FOR YEARS, IT'S BEEN A
NOW.
CLAY, FOR YEARS, IT'S BEEN A
GRAND PUPPINGTON TRADITION THAT
CLAY, FOR YEARS, IT'S BEEN A
GRAND PUPPINGTON TRADITION THAT
THE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD PASS
GRAND PUPPINGTON TRADITION THAT
THE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD PASS
OFF OL' GUNNY TO HIS FIRSTBORN
THE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD PASS
OFF OL' GUNNY TO HIS FIRSTBORN
SON.
OFF OL' GUNNY TO HIS FIRSTBORN
SON.
BUT I'M NOT PASSING IT ON TO YOU
SON.
BUT I'M NOT PASSING IT ON TO YOU
NOW BECAUSE OF THAT TRADITION.
BUT I'M NOT PASSING IT ON TO YOU
NOW BECAUSE OF THAT TRADITION.
I'M, IN FACT, ENDING THE
NOW BECAUSE OF THAT TRADITION.
I'M, IN FACT, ENDING THE
TRADITION.
I'M, IN FACT, ENDING THE
TRADITION.
THERE WILL BE NO COMING-OF-AGE
TRADITION.
THERE WILL BE NO COMING-OF-AGE
HUNTING TRIP.
THERE WILL BE NO COMING-OF-AGE
HUNTING TRIP.
I DON'T WANT THIS IN MY
HUNTING TRIP.
I DON'T WANT THIS IN MY
POSSESSION ANYMORE.
I DON'T WANT THIS IN MY
POSSESSION ANYMORE.
IT'S TAINTED WITH BLOOD.
POSSESSION ANYMORE.
IT'S TAINTED WITH BLOOD.
>> Clay: SURE IT'S NOT JUST
IT'S TAINTED WITH BLOOD.
>> Clay: SURE IT'S NOT JUST
KETCHUP?
>> Clay: SURE IT'S NOT JUST
KETCHUP?
>> NO. LOOK CLOSER.
KETCHUP?
>> NO. LOOK CLOSER.
YOU KILLED YOUR MOTHER WITH THIS
>> NO. LOOK CLOSER.
YOU KILLED YOUR MOTHER WITH THIS
GUN.
YOU KILLED YOUR MOTHER WITH THIS
GUN.
>> Clay: YOU KNOW, IT'S A SIN TO
GUN.
>> Clay: YOU KNOW, IT'S A SIN TO
BEAR FALSE WITNESS.
>> Clay: YOU KNOW, IT'S A SIN TO
BEAR FALSE WITNESS.
OH, AND REMEMBER THE LOST AND
BEAR FALSE WITNESS.
OH, AND REMEMBER THE LOST AND
LAST 63rd COMMANDMENT -- THOU
OH, AND REMEMBER THE LOST AND
LAST 63rd COMMANDMENT -- THOU
SHALT NEVER FORGET THY LOADED A
LAST 63rd COMMANDMENT -- THOU
SHALT NEVER FORGET THY LOADED A
GUN WHEN THOU HAS AN INNOCENT
SHALT NEVER FORGET THY LOADED A
GUN WHEN THOU HAS AN INNOCENT
CHILD IN THE HOUSE.
GUN WHEN THOU HAS AN INNOCENT
CHILD IN THE HOUSE.
DON'T WORRY, OL' GUNNY.
CHILD IN THE HOUSE.
DON'T WORRY, OL' GUNNY.
I'LL KEEP THE TRADITION GOING.
DON'T WORRY, OL' GUNNY.
I'LL KEEP THE TRADITION GOING.
>> ? SOME THINGS YOU'LL DO FOR
I'LL KEEP THE TRADITION GOING.
>> ? SOME THINGS YOU'LL DO FOR
MONEY AND SOME YOU'LL DO FOR
>> ? SOME THINGS YOU'LL DO FOR
MONEY AND SOME YOU'LL DO FOR
FUN ?
MONEY AND SOME YOU'LL DO FOR
FUN ?
? BUT THE THINGS YOU DO FOR LOVE
FUN ?
? BUT THE THINGS YOU DO FOR LOVE
ARE GOING TO COME BACK TO YOU
? BUT THE THINGS YOU DO FOR LOVE
ARE GOING TO COME BACK TO YOU
ONE BY ONE ?
ARE GOING TO COME BACK TO YOU
ONE BY ONE ?
>> Clay: HERE.
ONE BY ONE ?
>> Clay: HERE.
WHY DON'T YOU TRY THIS ONE
>> Clay: HERE.
WHY DON'T YOU TRY THIS ONE
INSTEAD?
WHY DON'T YOU TRY THIS ONE
INSTEAD?
>> Orel: OH.
>> ? LOVE, LOVE IS GOING TO LEAD
YOU BY THE HAND ?
? INTO A WHITE AND SOUNDLESS
PLACE ?
? NOW WE SEE THIS AS IN A
MIRROR DIMLY ?
? THEN WE SHALL SEE EACH OTHER
FACE TO FACE ?