Moral Orel (2005–2009): Season 3, Episode 6 - Dumb - full transcript
>> ? READY TO BOLT AT THE FIRST
GLIMPSE OF FAILSAFE ?
? SIGNING MY CHECKS WITH A NAME
GLIMPSE OF FAILSAFE ?
? SIGNING MY CHECKS WITH A NAME
THAT'S NOT MINE ?
? SIGNING MY CHECKS WITH A NAME
THAT'S NOT MINE ?
? CLOCKING THE HOURS THAT SPIN
THAT'S NOT MINE ?
? CLOCKING THE HOURS THAT SPIN
'ROUND THROUGH THE TAIL END ?
? CLOCKING THE HOURS THAT SPIN
'ROUND THROUGH THE TAIL END ?
? THERE'S GOLD IN THOSE HILLS
'ROUND THROUGH THE TAIL END ?
? THERE'S GOLD IN THOSE HILLS
AHEAD ?
? THERE'S GOLD IN THOSE HILLS
AHEAD ?
? I'LL HAVE TO GET USED TO IT ?
AHEAD ?
? I'LL HAVE TO GET USED TO IT ?
? YOU AND ME BOTH, KID ?
? I'LL HAVE TO GET USED TO IT ?
? YOU AND ME BOTH, KID ?
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
? YOU AND ME BOTH, KID ?
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
>> HI, DAD.
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
>> HI, DAD.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> HI, DAD.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NOTHING AGAIN?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NOTHING AGAIN?
>> [ Weakly ] YEAH.
NOTHING AGAIN?
>> [ Weakly ] YEAH.
HOW WAS YOUR SCHOOL PAGEANT?
>> [ Weakly ] YEAH.
HOW WAS YOUR SCHOOL PAGEANT?
>> UH, LET'S SEE.
HOW WAS YOUR SCHOOL PAGEANT?
>> UH, LET'S SEE.
DUMB, DUMB, DUMB, AND IN THAT
>> UH, LET'S SEE.
DUMB, DUMB, DUMB, AND IN THAT
ORDER.
DUMB, DUMB, DUMB, AND IN THAT
ORDER.
UGH!
ORDER.
UGH!
>> SORRY I COULDN'T MAKE IT.
UGH!
>> SORRY I COULDN'T MAKE IT.
I GOT OFF MY RO-OCKER FOR A
>> SORRY I COULDN'T MAKE IT.
I GOT OFF MY RO-OCKER FOR A
SECOND AND HAD TO SIT RIGHT BACK
I GOT OFF MY RO-OCKER FOR A
SECOND AND HAD TO SIT RIGHT BACK
DOWN.
SECOND AND HAD TO SIT RIGHT BACK
DOWN.
PESKY ARTHRITIS.
DOWN.
PESKY ARTHRITIS.
>> 'CAUSE YOU'RE OLD.
PESKY ARTHRITIS.
>> 'CAUSE YOU'RE OLD.
THAT'S WHY.
>> 'CAUSE YOU'RE OLD.
THAT'S WHY.
>> YEAH.
THAT'S WHY.
>> YEAH.
>> GEE, YOU'RE ALWAYS OLD.
>> YEAH.
>> GEE, YOU'RE ALWAYS OLD.
I SURE HOPE I DON'T TAKE AFTER
>> GEE, YOU'RE ALWAYS OLD.
I SURE HOPE I DON'T TAKE AFTER
YOU.
I SURE HOPE I DON'T TAKE AFTER
YOU.
BOY, I'D HATE TO BE OLD ALL THE
YOU.
BOY, I'D HATE TO BE OLD ALL THE
TIME.
BOY, I'D HATE TO BE OLD ALL THE
TIME.
>> YOU WON'T BE.
TIME.
>> YOU WON'T BE.
>> OKAY, I'M GONNA GO EAT SUGAR
>> YOU WON'T BE.
>> OKAY, I'M GONNA GO EAT SUGAR
AND NOTHING HEALTHY RIGHT NOW
>> OKAY, I'M GONNA GO EAT SUGAR
AND NOTHING HEALTHY RIGHT NOW
FOR A REAL LONG TIME.
AND NOTHING HEALTHY RIGHT NOW
FOR A REAL LONG TIME.
BLAH!
FOR A REAL LONG TIME.
BLAH!
>> I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY A BAD
BLAH!
>> I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY A BAD
IDEA.
>> I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY A BAD
IDEA.
>> OH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A BIG, DUMB
IDEA.
>> OH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A BIG, DUMB
SMARTY-PANTS DOCTOR WITH A
>> OH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A BIG, DUMB
SMARTY-PANTS DOCTOR WITH A
STUPID BRAIN THAT KNOWS
SMARTY-PANTS DOCTOR WITH A
STUPID BRAIN THAT KNOWS
EVERYTHING, I GUESS.
STUPID BRAIN THAT KNOWS
EVERYTHING, I GUESS.
>> IT'S ALL I HAVE FOR NOW.
>> [ Manly voice ] THAT WAS "SAD
VIOLIN MUSIC NO. 7" BY LUDWIG
VON STOPMOTION-ANIMATION-NAME.
VIOLIN MUSIC NO. 7" BY LUDWIG
VON STOPMOTION-ANIMATION-NAME.
>> IT WAS?
VON STOPMOTION-ANIMATION-NAME.
>> IT WAS?
>> YES, FATHER.
>> IT WAS?
>> YES, FATHER.
YOU KNOW IT IS.
>> YES, FATHER.
YOU KNOW IT IS.
>> IT DIDN'T SOUND FAMILIAR.
YOU KNOW IT IS.
>> IT DIDN'T SOUND FAMILIAR.
>> THAT WAS "SAD VIOLIN MUSIC
>> IT DIDN'T SOUND FAMILIAR.
>> THAT WAS "SAD VIOLIN MUSIC
NO. 7" BY LUDWIG VON
>> THAT WAS "SAD VIOLIN MUSIC
NO. 7" BY LUDWIG VON
STOPMOTION-ANIMATION-NAME.
NO. 7" BY LUDWIG VON
STOPMOTION-ANIMATION-NAME.
>> YOU'RE GETTING WORSE.
STOPMOTION-ANIMATION-NAME.
>> YOU'RE GETTING WORSE.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
>> YOU'RE GETTING WORSE.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
[ Nasally ] SECONDOPINIONSON
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
[ Nasally ] SECONDOPINIONSON
RESIDENCE.
[ Nasally ] SECONDOPINIONSON
RESIDENCE.
OH, HELLO, NURSE BENDY.
RESIDENCE.
OH, HELLO, NURSE BENDY.
NO, MY FATHER THE DOCTOR'S NOT
OH, HELLO, NURSE BENDY.
NO, MY FATHER THE DOCTOR'S NOT
HOME.
NO, MY FATHER THE DOCTOR'S NOT
HOME.
I DON'T KNOW.
HOME.
I DON'T KNOW.
HE PROBABLY WENT TO SEE MY
I DON'T KNOW.
HE PROBABLY WENT TO SEE MY
HALF BROTHER, JOE'S, PLAY AT THE
HE PROBABLY WENT TO SEE MY
HALF BROTHER, JOE'S, PLAY AT THE
SCHOOL.
HALF BROTHER, JOE'S, PLAY AT THE
SCHOOL.
YES, HE'S IN A PLAY AT THE
SCHOOL.
YES, HE'S IN A PLAY AT THE
SCHOOL.
YES, HE'S IN A PLAY AT THE
SCHOOL.
YES, AT THE SCHOOL.
SCHOOL.
YES, AT THE SCHOOL.
IN A PLAY, YES.
YES, AT THE SCHOOL.
IN A PLAY, YES.
YES, MY HALF BROTHER.
IN A PLAY, YES.
YES, MY HALF BROTHER.
IN A PLAY AT THE SCHOOL, YES.
YES, MY HALF BROTHER.
IN A PLAY AT THE SCHOOL, YES.
CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE?
IN A PLAY AT THE SCHOOL, YES.
CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE?
GOODBYE.
CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE?
GOODBYE.
[ Normal voice ] THAT WAS
GOODBYE.
[ Normal voice ] THAT WAS
NURSE BENDY.
[ Normal voice ] THAT WAS
NURSE BENDY.
>> NUR-- WHO? NURSE BENDY?
NURSE BENDY.
>> NUR-- WHO? NURSE BENDY?
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> NUR-- WHO? NURSE BENDY?
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> OH.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> OH.
NURSE BENDY.
>> OH.
NURSE BENDY.
>> JOE, PLEASE DON'T COOK THAT
NURSE BENDY.
>> JOE, PLEASE DON'T COOK THAT
FISH.
>> JOE, PLEASE DON'T COOK THAT
FISH.
>> YOU CAN'T TELL ME ANYTHING.
FISH.
>> YOU CAN'T TELL ME ANYTHING.
[ Singsongy ] YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!
>> YOU CAN'T TELL ME ANYTHING.
[ Singsongy ] YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!
OOH!
[ Singsongy ] YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!
OOH!
>> AW, SONNY.
OOH!
>> AW, SONNY.
YOUR PLAY AT THE SCHOOL WAS SO
>> AW, SONNY.
YOUR PLAY AT THE SCHOOL WAS SO
WONDERFULLY SCHOOLFUL AND
YOUR PLAY AT THE SCHOOL WAS SO
WONDERFULLY SCHOOLFUL AND
PLAYISH.
WONDERFULLY SCHOOLFUL AND
PLAYISH.
GOSH, YOU ARE GETTING SO
PLAYISH.
GOSH, YOU ARE GETTING SO
SCHOOLED, SONNY.
GOSH, YOU ARE GETTING SO
SCHOOLED, SONNY.
MMM!
SCHOOLED, SONNY.
MMM!
MOMMY'S SO PROUD OF YOUR
MMM!
MOMMY'S SO PROUD OF YOUR
SCHOOLINESS.
MOMMY'S SO PROUD OF YOUR
SCHOOLINESS.
AND THAT PLAY REALLY PROVES IT.
SCHOOLINESS.
AND THAT PLAY REALLY PROVES IT.
DOESN'T IT, HUBBY?
? SCHO-O-O-O-OL ?
? SCHO-O-O-O-OL ?
>> Clay: ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, YOU
? SCHO-O-O-O-OL ?
>> Clay: ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, YOU
WAIT RIGHT HERE.
>> Clay: ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, YOU
WAIT RIGHT HERE.
I'LL BE OUT IN AN HOUR OR THREE.
WAIT RIGHT HERE.
I'LL BE OUT IN AN HOUR OR THREE.
>> HEY, OREL, WHERE YOU GOING,
I'LL BE OUT IN AN HOUR OR THREE.
>> HEY, OREL, WHERE YOU GOING,
TAGGING ALONG WITH YOUR DADDY
>> HEY, OREL, WHERE YOU GOING,
TAGGING ALONG WITH YOUR DADDY
LIKE A GOOFY TWO-SHOES?
TAGGING ALONG WITH YOUR DADDY
LIKE A GOOFY TWO-SHOES?
>> Orel: MY DAD'S TAKING ME
LIKE A GOOFY TWO-SHOES?
>> Orel: MY DAD'S TAKING ME
HUNTING.
>> Orel: MY DAD'S TAKING ME
HUNTING.
>> COOL!
HUNTING.
>> COOL!
I LOVE KILLING THINGS.
>> COOL!
I LOVE KILLING THINGS.
IT'S FUNNY.
I LOVE KILLING THINGS.
IT'S FUNNY.
>> Orel: YEAH.
IT'S FUNNY.
>> Orel: YEAH.
>> YOU SHOULD TRY SHOOTING
>> Orel: YEAH.
>> YOU SHOULD TRY SHOOTING
ANIMALS RIGHT IN THE LEGS.
>> YOU SHOULD TRY SHOOTING
ANIMALS RIGHT IN THE LEGS.
THAT WAY IT'LL BE EASIER TO
ANIMALS RIGHT IN THE LEGS.
THAT WAY IT'LL BE EASIER TO
PUNCH THEM TO DEATH.
THAT WAY IT'LL BE EASIER TO
PUNCH THEM TO DEATH.
[ LAUGHS ]
PUNCH THEM TO DEATH.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Orel: WOW!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Orel: WOW!
YOU SURE LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
>> Orel: WOW!
YOU SURE LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
OF THINGS.
YOU SURE LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
OF THINGS.
>> I WISH MY DAD WOULD TAKE ME
OF THINGS.
>> I WISH MY DAD WOULD TAKE ME
KILLING.
>> I WISH MY DAD WOULD TAKE ME
KILLING.
>> Orel: "HUNTING."
KILLING.
>> Orel: "HUNTING."
>> OREL, DO I LOOK LIKE AN OLD
>> Orel: "HUNTING."
>> OREL, DO I LOOK LIKE AN OLD
MAN?
>> OREL, DO I LOOK LIKE AN OLD
MAN?
>> Orel: GOSH, NO.
MAN?
>> Orel: GOSH, NO.
YOU LOOK LIKE A NORMAL CHILD.
>> Orel: GOSH, NO.
YOU LOOK LIKE A NORMAL CHILD.
>> CHILD?!
YOU LOOK LIKE A NORMAL CHILD.
>> CHILD?!
>> Orel: WELL, A MEAN CHILD.
>> CHILD?!
>> Orel: WELL, A MEAN CHILD.
>> THAT'S BETTER.
>> Orel: WELL, A MEAN CHILD.
>> THAT'S BETTER.
>> Orel: ARE YOU AFRAID OF BEING
>> THAT'S BETTER.
>> Orel: ARE YOU AFRAID OF BEING
OLD, JOE?
>> Orel: ARE YOU AFRAID OF BEING
OLD, JOE?
>> UH...
OLD, JOE?
>> UH...
UM...
>> UH...
UM...
I'M NOT AFRAID.
UM...
I'M NOT AFRAID.
EVEN IF MY FACE LOOKS LIKE I'M
I'M NOT AFRAID.
EVEN IF MY FACE LOOKS LIKE I'M
AFRAID, I'M NOT!
EVEN IF MY FACE LOOKS LIKE I'M
AFRAID, I'M NOT!
I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE MY
AFRAID, I'M NOT!
I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE MY
DAD, TOO TIRED AND CREAKY AND
I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE MY
DAD, TOO TIRED AND CREAKY AND
BALD TO DO ANYTHING WITH ME.
DAD, TOO TIRED AND CREAKY AND
BALD TO DO ANYTHING WITH ME.
>> Orel: OH, WELL --
BALD TO DO ANYTHING WITH ME.
>> Orel: OH, WELL --
>> MY MOM MUST HAVE BEEN OLD,
>> Orel: OH, WELL --
>> MY MOM MUST HAVE BEEN OLD,
TOO.
>> MY MOM MUST HAVE BEEN OLD,
TOO.
'CAUSE SHE DIED OF OLD AGE RIGHT
TOO.
'CAUSE SHE DIED OF OLD AGE RIGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CHILDBIRTH.
'CAUSE SHE DIED OF OLD AGE RIGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CHILDBIRTH.
BULL'S-EYE!
IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CHILDBIRTH.
BULL'S-EYE!
[ LAUGHS ]
BULL'S-EYE!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Orel: SHE DID?
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Orel: SHE DID?
>> YEAH, THE DUMMY.
>> Orel: SHE DID?
>> YEAH, THE DUMMY.
OH, WELL.
>> YEAH, THE DUMMY.
OH, WELL.
HAVE FUN WAITING OUT HERE BY
OH, WELL.
HAVE FUN WAITING OUT HERE BY
YOURSELF, OREL.
HAVE FUN WAITING OUT HERE BY
YOURSELF, OREL.
>> Orel: BYE, JOE.
YOURSELF, OREL.
>> Orel: BYE, JOE.
OW!
>> Orel: BYE, JOE.
OW!
OH, POOR JOE.
OW!
OH, POOR JOE.
[ BELL RINGS ]
OH, POOR JOE.
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> HI, UNCLE DANIELLE.
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> HI, UNCLE DANIELLE.
>> Stopframe: OH, HEY.
>> HI, UNCLE DANIELLE.
>> Stopframe: OH, HEY.
LITTLE BUSY HERE, PAL.
>> Stopframe: OH, HEY.
LITTLE BUSY HERE, PAL.
>> WHY COULDN'T YOU BE MY DAD
LITTLE BUSY HERE, PAL.
>> WHY COULDN'T YOU BE MY DAD
AND TAKE ME HUNTING INSTEAD OF
>> WHY COULDN'T YOU BE MY DAD
AND TAKE ME HUNTING INSTEAD OF
MY STUPID OLD DAD?
AND TAKE ME HUNTING INSTEAD OF
MY STUPID OLD DAD?
>> Stopframe: LOOK, KID, I DON'T
MY STUPID OLD DAD?
>> Stopframe: LOOK, KID, I DON'T
HAVE NOTHING BUT TIME.
>> Stopframe: LOOK, KID, I DON'T
HAVE NOTHING BUT TIME.
WHY DON'T YOU CRY TO YOUR MOMMY
HAVE NOTHING BUT TIME.
WHY DON'T YOU CRY TO YOUR MOMMY
ABOUT ALL THIS?
WHY DON'T YOU CRY TO YOUR MOMMY
ABOUT ALL THIS?
>> BECAUSE MY MOM'S DEAD AND
ABOUT ALL THIS?
>> BECAUSE MY MOM'S DEAD AND
DUMB.
>> BECAUSE MY MOM'S DEAD AND
DUMB.
>> Stopframe: WELL, YOU'RE
DUMB.
>> Stopframe: WELL, YOU'RE
HALF RIGHT.
>> Stopframe: WELL, YOU'RE
HALF RIGHT.
HERE, JUST GO LOOK HER UP.
HALF RIGHT.
HERE, JUST GO LOOK HER UP.
SHE'S IN THE BOOK.
HERE, JUST GO LOOK HER UP.
SHE'S IN THE BOOK.
>> THE BIBLE?
SHE'S IN THE BOOK.
>> THE BIBLE?
>> Stopframe: THE PHONE BOOK.
>> THE BIBLE?
>> Stopframe: THE PHONE BOOK.
WHOO, LOOK AT THE TIME.
>> Stopframe: THE PHONE BOOK.
WHOO, LOOK AT THE TIME.
I SHOULD REALLY GET SOME
WHOO, LOOK AT THE TIME.
I SHOULD REALLY GET SOME
"THINKING" DONE.
I SHOULD REALLY GET SOME
"THINKING" DONE.
BYE-BYE.
>> JOE, GET THOSE FILTHY SHOES
OFF THE COUCH.
>> HUH!
OFF THE COUCH.
>> HUH!
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
>> HUH!
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER?
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER?
>> WHY? ARE YOU MY MOM?
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER?
>> WHY? ARE YOU MY MOM?
>> YOU JUST ANSWERED THAT
>> WHY? ARE YOU MY MOM?
>> YOU JUST ANSWERED THAT
QUESTION.
>> YOU JUST ANSWERED THAT
QUESTION.
>> DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
QUESTION.
>> DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
>> DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
HUH.
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
HUH.
>> I KNOW THAT.
HUH.
>> I KNOW THAT.
I'M NO ONE'S MOM.
>> I KNOW THAT.
I'M NO ONE'S MOM.
>> 'CAUSE YOU'RE UGLY.
I'M NO ONE'S MOM.
>> 'CAUSE YOU'RE UGLY.
>> NO, BECAUSE I'M BARREN.
>> 'CAUSE YOU'RE UGLY.
>> NO, BECAUSE I'M BARREN.
>> THEN WHY AREN'T YOU MARRIED?
>> NO, BECAUSE I'M BARREN.
>> THEN WHY AREN'T YOU MARRIED?
>> THAT COULD BE BECAUSE I'M
>> THEN WHY AREN'T YOU MARRIED?
>> THAT COULD BE BECAUSE I'M
UGLY.
>> THAT COULD BE BECAUSE I'M
UGLY.
>> OR BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN UGLY
UGLY.
>> OR BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN UGLY
VOICE.
>> OR BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN UGLY
VOICE.
>> IT COULD ALSO BE THAT.
VOICE.
>> IT COULD ALSO BE THAT.
>> SO DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
>> IT COULD ALSO BE THAT.
>> SO DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
>> OKAY.
>> SO DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
>> OKAY.
>> YOU CAN'T TELL ME ANYTHING!
>> OKAY.
>> YOU CAN'T TELL ME ANYTHING!
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> YOU CAN'T TELL ME ANYTHING!
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> ? RAISING A FLAG ?
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> ? RAISING A FLAG ?
? AT THE FIRST SIGN OF
>> ? RAISING A FLAG ?
? AT THE FIRST SIGN OF
FAILSAFE ?
? AT THE FIRST SIGN OF
FAILSAFE ?
? ANOTHER RED FLAG ?
FAILSAFE ?
? ANOTHER RED FLAG ?
? AND YOU'RE OFF OF THE TEAM ?
? ANOTHER RED FLAG ?
? AND YOU'RE OFF OF THE TEAM ?
? I LEFT THE GAME ?
? AND YOU'RE OFF OF THE TEAM ?
? I LEFT THE GAME ?
>> [ SNIFFS ]
? I LEFT THE GAME ?
>> [ SNIFFS ]
AHH.
>> [ SNIFFS ]
AHH.
>> ? SCOLDING THOSE HILLS
AHH.
>> ? SCOLDING THOSE HILLS
AHEAD ?
>> ? SCOLDING THOSE HILLS
AHEAD ?
>> UH...ARE YOU MY MOM?
AHEAD ?
>> UH...ARE YOU MY MOM?
>> UGH.
>> UH...ARE YOU MY MOM?
>> UGH.
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
>> UGH.
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
>> SOME DUMMY.
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
>> SOME DUMMY.
>> HOW CAN I BE YOUR MOM?
>> SOME DUMMY.
>> HOW CAN I BE YOUR MOM?
I-I NEVER EVEN HIT YOU.
>> HOW CAN I BE YOUR MOM?
I-I NEVER EVEN HIT YOU.
>> WELL, DID I COME OUT OF YOU?
I-I NEVER EVEN HIT YOU.
>> WELL, DID I COME OUT OF YOU?
>> UM...WHO KNOWS?
>> WELL, DID I COME OUT OF YOU?
>> UM...WHO KNOWS?
MAYBE ONCE, BUT THAT WAS LIKE 20
>> UM...WHO KNOWS?
MAYBE ONCE, BUT THAT WAS LIKE 20
YEARS AGO.
MAYBE ONCE, BUT THAT WAS LIKE 20
YEARS AGO.
>> I THINK IT WAS MORE LIKE 12.
YEARS AGO.
>> I THINK IT WAS MORE LIKE 12.
>> REALLY?
>> I THINK IT WAS MORE LIKE 12.
>> REALLY?
IT FEELS LIKE 20.
>> REALLY?
IT FEELS LIKE 20.
>> I-IS THAT...REALLY YOUR
IT FEELS LIKE 20.
>> I-IS THAT...REALLY YOUR
HAIR COLOR?
>> I-IS THAT...REALLY YOUR
HAIR COLOR?
>> YEAH, CAN'T YOU SEE?
HAIR COLOR?
>> YEAH, CAN'T YOU SEE?
I JUST DYED IT.
>> YEAH, CAN'T YOU SEE?
I JUST DYED IT.
I DIDN'T LIKE IT BLACK.
I JUST DYED IT.
I DIDN'T LIKE IT BLACK.
IT MADE ME FEEL ALL BOOKWORMY,
I DIDN'T LIKE IT BLACK.
IT MADE ME FEEL ALL BOOKWORMY,
LIKE A LIBRARY LADY.
IT MADE ME FEEL ALL BOOKWORMY,
LIKE A LIBRARY LADY.
>> YOU'D PROBABLY M-MAKE A NICE
LIKE A LIBRARY LADY.
>> YOU'D PROBABLY M-MAKE A NICE
LIBRARY LADY.
>> YOU'D PROBABLY M-MAKE A NICE
LIBRARY LADY.
>> ME? [ SCOFFS ]
LIBRARY LADY.
>> ME? [ SCOFFS ]
NO WAY.
>> ME? [ SCOFFS ]
NO WAY.
I-I'M TOO DUMB TO GIVE PEOPLE
NO WAY.
I-I'M TOO DUMB TO GIVE PEOPLE
BOOKS.
I-I'M TOO DUMB TO GIVE PEOPLE
BOOKS.
>> UH, WELL...YOU DON'T SEEM
BOOKS.
>> UH, WELL...YOU DON'T SEEM
DUMB.
>> UH, WELL...YOU DON'T SEEM
DUMB.
>> WHAT? I DON'T?
DUMB.
>> WHAT? I DON'T?
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT? I DON'T?
>> YEAH.
BELIEVE ME, I KNOW DUMB, AND
>> YEAH.
BELIEVE ME, I KNOW DUMB, AND
EVERYONE SURE IS, BUT NOT YOU.
BELIEVE ME, I KNOW DUMB, AND
EVERYONE SURE IS, BUT NOT YOU.
>> OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
EVERYONE SURE IS, BUT NOT YOU.
>> OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE YOUR DAD,
>> OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE YOUR DAD,
YOU KNOW?
YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE YOUR DAD,
YOU KNOW?
>> WHAT? OLD?!
YOU KNOW?
>> WHAT? OLD?!
>> NO, THINKING I'M ALL SMART
>> WHAT? OLD?!
>> NO, THINKING I'M ALL SMART
AND EVERYTHING.
>> NO, THINKING I'M ALL SMART
AND EVERYTHING.
WELL, AT -- AT LEAST HE USED TO
AND EVERYTHING.
WELL, AT -- AT LEAST HE USED TO
SAY THINGS LIKE I WASN'T DUMB
WELL, AT -- AT LEAST HE USED TO
SAY THINGS LIKE I WASN'T DUMB
AND STUFF, THAT ONE NIGHT.
SAY THINGS LIKE I WASN'T DUMB
AND STUFF, THAT ONE NIGHT.
>> WELL, WHY'D HE CHANGE HIS
AND STUFF, THAT ONE NIGHT.
>> WELL, WHY'D HE CHANGE HIS
STUPID, BRILLIANT MIND, THEN?
>> WELL, WHY'D HE CHANGE HIS
STUPID, BRILLIANT MIND, THEN?
I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED?
STUPID, BRILLIANT MIND, THEN?
I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED?
>> UH, YOU.
OKAY.
THIS IS WHERE I DO ALL MY LIVING
AND BREATHING AND JUNK.
THIS IS WHERE I DO ALL MY LIVING
AND BREATHING AND JUNK.
>> WHOO. HA. MMM. UH. HEY.
AND BREATHING AND JUNK.
>> WHOO. HA. MMM. UH. HEY.
IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL'S
>> WHOO. HA. MMM. UH. HEY.
IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL'S
BEDROOM.
IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL'S
BEDROOM.
>> OH, THAT'S JUST BECAUSE OF
BEDROOM.
>> OH, THAT'S JUST BECAUSE OF
ALL THE TOYS.
>> OH, THAT'S JUST BECAUSE OF
ALL THE TOYS.
I EAT ADULT CANDY, THOUGH.
ALL THE TOYS.
I EAT ADULT CANDY, THOUGH.
>> OOH, HEY.
I EAT ADULT CANDY, THOUGH.
>> OOH, HEY.
>> MMM. TAKE ONE.
>> OOH, HEY.
>> MMM. TAKE ONE.
>> YOU'RE YOUNG LIKE ME, SO YOU
>> MMM. TAKE ONE.
>> YOU'RE YOUNG LIKE ME, SO YOU
MUST BE MY MOM.
>> YOU'RE YOUNG LIKE ME, SO YOU
MUST BE MY MOM.
I MEAN, WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST
MUST BE MY MOM.
I MEAN, WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST
LIVE WITH US?
I MEAN, WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST
LIVE WITH US?
THIS CANDY'S GOOD.
LIVE WITH US?
THIS CANDY'S GOOD.
>> YOUR DAD JUST THOUGHT IT
THIS CANDY'S GOOD.
>> YOUR DAD JUST THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE BEST IF I LIVED ALONE.
>> YOUR DAD JUST THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE BEST IF I LIVED ALONE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
WOULD BE BEST IF I LIVED ALONE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
THOSE GUYS ARE PRETTY STUPID,
>> [ LAUGHS ]
THOSE GUYS ARE PRETTY STUPID,
RIGHT?
THOSE GUYS ARE PRETTY STUPID,
RIGHT?
>> NO!
RIGHT?
>> NO!
NOT ALL OF THEM, ESPECIALLY MY
>> NO!
NOT ALL OF THEM, ESPECIALLY MY
SONNY.
NOT ALL OF THEM, ESPECIALLY MY
SONNY.
HE'S REALLY SMART.
SONNY.
HE'S REALLY SMART.
HE GOES TO SCHOOL AND IS IN THE
HE'S REALLY SMART.
HE GOES TO SCHOOL AND IS IN THE
PLAY AT THE SCHOOL, AND THEN
HE GOES TO SCHOOL AND IS IN THE
PLAY AT THE SCHOOL, AND THEN
SOME OTHER STUFF.
PLAY AT THE SCHOOL, AND THEN
SOME OTHER STUFF.
>> BIG DEAL.
SOME OTHER STUFF.
>> BIG DEAL.
SO WAS I.
>> BIG DEAL.
SO WAS I.
HE'S NOT SO SPECIAL.
SO WAS I.
HE'S NOT SO SPECIAL.
>> YES, HE IS!
HE'S NOT SO SPECIAL.
>> YES, HE IS!
>> NO, I HATE HIM!
>> YES, HE IS!
>> NO, I HATE HIM!
HUH!
>> NO, I HATE HIM!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
>> BUT HE KEEPS ME COMPANY, JOE.
HUH!
>> BUT HE KEEPS ME COMPANY, JOE.
SONNY IS -- SONNY'S MY...
>> BUT HE KEEPS ME COMPANY, JOE.
SONNY IS -- SONNY'S MY...
YOU, JOE.
SONNY IS -- SONNY'S MY...
YOU, JOE.
>> I GUESS HE IS PRETTY GREAT,
YOU, JOE.
>> I GUESS HE IS PRETTY GREAT,
THEN.
>> I GUESS HE IS PRETTY GREAT,
THEN.
>> WOW. THIS IS WEIRD.
THEN.
>> WOW. THIS IS WEIRD.
YOU'RE HOLDING MY YOU.
>> WOW. THIS IS WEIRD.
YOU'RE HOLDING MY YOU.
>> YEAH.
YOU'RE HOLDING MY YOU.
>> YEAH.
WHOA.
>> YEAH.
WHOA.
I WISH YOU COULD HAVE HELD MY
WHOA.
I WISH YOU COULD HAVE HELD MY
ME WHEN IT WASN'T...HIM.
I WISH YOU COULD HAVE HELD MY
ME WHEN IT WASN'T...HIM.
>> YEAH.
ME WHEN IT WASN'T...HIM.
>> YEAH.
ME TOO.
>> YEAH.
ME TOO.
WOW.
ME TOO.
WOW.
YOUR DAD'S A JERK.
WOW.
YOUR DAD'S A JERK.
>> YEAH. HE'S NOT SO SMART.
YOUR DAD'S A JERK.
>> YEAH. HE'S NOT SO SMART.
>> UGH!
>> YEAH. HE'S NOT SO SMART.
>> UGH!
SOMEBODY SHOULD TAKE HIM TO
>> UGH!
SOMEBODY SHOULD TAKE HIM TO
LESSON SCHOOL.
>> LOOK, JOE, I MADE YOUR
FAVORITE DESSERT -- ICE-CREAM
CANDY COOKIE CAKE.
FAVORITE DESSERT -- ICE-CREAM
CANDY COOKIE CAKE.
>> YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
CANDY COOKIE CAKE.
>> YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME MY MOM
>> YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME MY MOM
WAS ALIVE?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME MY MOM
WAS ALIVE?
>> BECAUSE SHE'S NOT.
WAS ALIVE?
>> BECAUSE SHE'S NOT.
>> I TALKED TO HER.
>> BECAUSE SHE'S NOT.
>> I TALKED TO HER.
>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
>> I TALKED TO HER.
>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
>> YEAH? UH, STUPID BRAINY HEAD!
>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
>> YEAH? UH, STUPID BRAINY HEAD!
SHE'S ALIVE, DUM-DUM.
>> YEAH? UH, STUPID BRAINY HEAD!
SHE'S ALIVE, DUM-DUM.
>> [ GROANING ]
SHE'S ALIVE, DUM-DUM.
>> [ GROANING ]
>> SHUT UP. DON'T PLAY DUMB.
>> [ GROANING ]
>> SHUT UP. DON'T PLAY DUMB.
COME ON, YOU KNOW SHE'S ALIVE.
>> SHUT UP. DON'T PLAY DUMB.
COME ON, YOU KNOW SHE'S ALIVE.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BIG,
COME ON, YOU KNOW SHE'S ALIVE.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BIG,
STUPID, BRAINY DOCTOR, AND YOU
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BIG,
STUPID, BRAINY DOCTOR, AND YOU
DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO'S ALIVE AND
STUPID, BRAINY DOCTOR, AND YOU
DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO'S ALIVE AND
WHO'S DEAD.
DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO'S ALIVE AND
WHO'S DEAD.
YOU OLD, STUPID, STUPID,
WHO'S DEAD.
YOU OLD, STUPID, STUPID,
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, BRAINY
YOU OLD, STUPID, STUPID,
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, BRAINY
HEAD, DUMB.
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, BRAINY
HEAD, DUMB.
>> I DON'T REMEMBER.
HEAD, DUMB.
>> I DON'T REMEMBER.
>> HE DOESN'T REMEMBER, JOE.
>> I DON'T REMEMBER.
>> HE DOESN'T REMEMBER, JOE.
HE'S GETTING OLD.
>> HE DOESN'T REMEMBER, JOE.
HE'S GETTING OLD.
>> HE WAS ALWAYS OLD.
HE'S GETTING OLD.
>> HE WAS ALWAYS OLD.
HUH.
>> HE WAS ALWAYS OLD.
HUH.
>> WELL, THEN, HE'S GETTING
HUH.
>> WELL, THEN, HE'S GETTING
OLDER.
>> WELL, THEN, HE'S GETTING
OLDER.
>> EH!
OLDER.
>> EH!
>> HE'S LOSING HIS MIND.
>> EH!
>> HE'S LOSING HIS MIND.
>> GOOD.
>> HE'S LOSING HIS MIND.
>> GOOD.
THE FIRST PARTS HE FORGOT WERE
>> GOOD.
THE FIRST PARTS HE FORGOT WERE
THE ONES ABOUT YOUR MOM.
THE FIRST PARTS HE FORGOT WERE
THE ONES ABOUT YOUR MOM.
>> WELL, WHY -- WHY DIDN'T YOU
THE ONES ABOUT YOUR MOM.
>> WELL, WHY -- WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME ABOUT HER?
>> WELL, WHY -- WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME ABOUT HER?
>> WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU
TELL ME ABOUT HER?
>> WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU
ANYTHING?
>> WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU
ANYTHING?
I'M NOT YOUR MOM.
>> MMM.
[ BUZZER ]
HMM?
>> Clay: A BEAR SHOT OREL.
[ WHISTLES ]
>> OH, HI.
[ WHISTLES ]
>> OH, HI.
>> WHY DID YOU THROW ME AWAY?
>> OH, HI.
>> WHY DID YOU THROW ME AWAY?
>> WHAT?
>> WHY DID YOU THROW ME AWAY?
>> WHAT?
PLEASE.
>> WHAT?
PLEASE.
I'M NOT THAT DUMB.
PLEASE.
I'M NOT THAT DUMB.
SONNY'S NOT YOU.
I'M NOT THAT DUMB.
SONNY'S NOT YOU.
YOU'RE YOU.
SONNY'S NOT YOU.
YOU'RE YOU.
>> YEAH, I KNOW, BUT...
YOU'RE YOU.
>> YEAH, I KNOW, BUT...
>> SONNY JUST DOESN'T WORK
>> YEAH, I KNOW, BUT...
>> SONNY JUST DOESN'T WORK
ANYMORE.
>> SONNY JUST DOESN'T WORK
ANYMORE.
>> OH.
ANYMORE.
>> OH.
BECAUSE HE GOT OLD AND HIS
>> OH.
BECAUSE HE GOT OLD AND HIS
BATTERIES RAN OUT?
BECAUSE HE GOT OLD AND HIS
BATTERIES RAN OUT?
>> NO. YOURS RAN ON.
BATTERIES RAN OUT?
>> NO. YOURS RAN ON.
I'M KIND OF HOPING NOW THAT YOU
>> NO. YOURS RAN ON.
I'M KIND OF HOPING NOW THAT YOU
COULD WORK THE WAY SONNY USED
I'M KIND OF HOPING NOW THAT YOU
COULD WORK THE WAY SONNY USED
TO.
COULD WORK THE WAY SONNY USED
TO.
>> OH. LIKE THIS?
TO.
>> OH. LIKE THIS?
PBHT!
>> OH. LIKE THIS?
PBHT!
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
PBHT!
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
NO, LIKE THIS.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
NO, LIKE THIS.
MM!
>> AH.
>> BLEH!
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> AAH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> BLEH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> BLEH.
GLIMPSE OF FAILSAFE ?
? SIGNING MY CHECKS WITH A NAME
GLIMPSE OF FAILSAFE ?
? SIGNING MY CHECKS WITH A NAME
THAT'S NOT MINE ?
? SIGNING MY CHECKS WITH A NAME
THAT'S NOT MINE ?
? CLOCKING THE HOURS THAT SPIN
THAT'S NOT MINE ?
? CLOCKING THE HOURS THAT SPIN
'ROUND THROUGH THE TAIL END ?
? CLOCKING THE HOURS THAT SPIN
'ROUND THROUGH THE TAIL END ?
? THERE'S GOLD IN THOSE HILLS
'ROUND THROUGH THE TAIL END ?
? THERE'S GOLD IN THOSE HILLS
AHEAD ?
? THERE'S GOLD IN THOSE HILLS
AHEAD ?
? I'LL HAVE TO GET USED TO IT ?
AHEAD ?
? I'LL HAVE TO GET USED TO IT ?
? YOU AND ME BOTH, KID ?
? I'LL HAVE TO GET USED TO IT ?
? YOU AND ME BOTH, KID ?
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
? YOU AND ME BOTH, KID ?
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
>> HI, DAD.
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
>> HI, DAD.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> HI, DAD.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NOTHING AGAIN?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NOTHING AGAIN?
>> [ Weakly ] YEAH.
NOTHING AGAIN?
>> [ Weakly ] YEAH.
HOW WAS YOUR SCHOOL PAGEANT?
>> [ Weakly ] YEAH.
HOW WAS YOUR SCHOOL PAGEANT?
>> UH, LET'S SEE.
HOW WAS YOUR SCHOOL PAGEANT?
>> UH, LET'S SEE.
DUMB, DUMB, DUMB, AND IN THAT
>> UH, LET'S SEE.
DUMB, DUMB, DUMB, AND IN THAT
ORDER.
DUMB, DUMB, DUMB, AND IN THAT
ORDER.
UGH!
ORDER.
UGH!
>> SORRY I COULDN'T MAKE IT.
UGH!
>> SORRY I COULDN'T MAKE IT.
I GOT OFF MY RO-OCKER FOR A
>> SORRY I COULDN'T MAKE IT.
I GOT OFF MY RO-OCKER FOR A
SECOND AND HAD TO SIT RIGHT BACK
I GOT OFF MY RO-OCKER FOR A
SECOND AND HAD TO SIT RIGHT BACK
DOWN.
SECOND AND HAD TO SIT RIGHT BACK
DOWN.
PESKY ARTHRITIS.
DOWN.
PESKY ARTHRITIS.
>> 'CAUSE YOU'RE OLD.
PESKY ARTHRITIS.
>> 'CAUSE YOU'RE OLD.
THAT'S WHY.
>> 'CAUSE YOU'RE OLD.
THAT'S WHY.
>> YEAH.
THAT'S WHY.
>> YEAH.
>> GEE, YOU'RE ALWAYS OLD.
>> YEAH.
>> GEE, YOU'RE ALWAYS OLD.
I SURE HOPE I DON'T TAKE AFTER
>> GEE, YOU'RE ALWAYS OLD.
I SURE HOPE I DON'T TAKE AFTER
YOU.
I SURE HOPE I DON'T TAKE AFTER
YOU.
BOY, I'D HATE TO BE OLD ALL THE
YOU.
BOY, I'D HATE TO BE OLD ALL THE
TIME.
BOY, I'D HATE TO BE OLD ALL THE
TIME.
>> YOU WON'T BE.
TIME.
>> YOU WON'T BE.
>> OKAY, I'M GONNA GO EAT SUGAR
>> YOU WON'T BE.
>> OKAY, I'M GONNA GO EAT SUGAR
AND NOTHING HEALTHY RIGHT NOW
>> OKAY, I'M GONNA GO EAT SUGAR
AND NOTHING HEALTHY RIGHT NOW
FOR A REAL LONG TIME.
AND NOTHING HEALTHY RIGHT NOW
FOR A REAL LONG TIME.
BLAH!
FOR A REAL LONG TIME.
BLAH!
>> I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY A BAD
BLAH!
>> I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY A BAD
IDEA.
>> I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY A BAD
IDEA.
>> OH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A BIG, DUMB
IDEA.
>> OH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A BIG, DUMB
SMARTY-PANTS DOCTOR WITH A
>> OH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A BIG, DUMB
SMARTY-PANTS DOCTOR WITH A
STUPID BRAIN THAT KNOWS
SMARTY-PANTS DOCTOR WITH A
STUPID BRAIN THAT KNOWS
EVERYTHING, I GUESS.
STUPID BRAIN THAT KNOWS
EVERYTHING, I GUESS.
>> IT'S ALL I HAVE FOR NOW.
>> [ Manly voice ] THAT WAS "SAD
VIOLIN MUSIC NO. 7" BY LUDWIG
VON STOPMOTION-ANIMATION-NAME.
VIOLIN MUSIC NO. 7" BY LUDWIG
VON STOPMOTION-ANIMATION-NAME.
>> IT WAS?
VON STOPMOTION-ANIMATION-NAME.
>> IT WAS?
>> YES, FATHER.
>> IT WAS?
>> YES, FATHER.
YOU KNOW IT IS.
>> YES, FATHER.
YOU KNOW IT IS.
>> IT DIDN'T SOUND FAMILIAR.
YOU KNOW IT IS.
>> IT DIDN'T SOUND FAMILIAR.
>> THAT WAS "SAD VIOLIN MUSIC
>> IT DIDN'T SOUND FAMILIAR.
>> THAT WAS "SAD VIOLIN MUSIC
NO. 7" BY LUDWIG VON
>> THAT WAS "SAD VIOLIN MUSIC
NO. 7" BY LUDWIG VON
STOPMOTION-ANIMATION-NAME.
NO. 7" BY LUDWIG VON
STOPMOTION-ANIMATION-NAME.
>> YOU'RE GETTING WORSE.
STOPMOTION-ANIMATION-NAME.
>> YOU'RE GETTING WORSE.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
>> YOU'RE GETTING WORSE.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
[ Nasally ] SECONDOPINIONSON
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
[ Nasally ] SECONDOPINIONSON
RESIDENCE.
[ Nasally ] SECONDOPINIONSON
RESIDENCE.
OH, HELLO, NURSE BENDY.
RESIDENCE.
OH, HELLO, NURSE BENDY.
NO, MY FATHER THE DOCTOR'S NOT
OH, HELLO, NURSE BENDY.
NO, MY FATHER THE DOCTOR'S NOT
HOME.
NO, MY FATHER THE DOCTOR'S NOT
HOME.
I DON'T KNOW.
HOME.
I DON'T KNOW.
HE PROBABLY WENT TO SEE MY
I DON'T KNOW.
HE PROBABLY WENT TO SEE MY
HALF BROTHER, JOE'S, PLAY AT THE
HE PROBABLY WENT TO SEE MY
HALF BROTHER, JOE'S, PLAY AT THE
SCHOOL.
HALF BROTHER, JOE'S, PLAY AT THE
SCHOOL.
YES, HE'S IN A PLAY AT THE
SCHOOL.
YES, HE'S IN A PLAY AT THE
SCHOOL.
YES, HE'S IN A PLAY AT THE
SCHOOL.
YES, AT THE SCHOOL.
SCHOOL.
YES, AT THE SCHOOL.
IN A PLAY, YES.
YES, AT THE SCHOOL.
IN A PLAY, YES.
YES, MY HALF BROTHER.
IN A PLAY, YES.
YES, MY HALF BROTHER.
IN A PLAY AT THE SCHOOL, YES.
YES, MY HALF BROTHER.
IN A PLAY AT THE SCHOOL, YES.
CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE?
IN A PLAY AT THE SCHOOL, YES.
CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE?
GOODBYE.
CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE?
GOODBYE.
[ Normal voice ] THAT WAS
GOODBYE.
[ Normal voice ] THAT WAS
NURSE BENDY.
[ Normal voice ] THAT WAS
NURSE BENDY.
>> NUR-- WHO? NURSE BENDY?
NURSE BENDY.
>> NUR-- WHO? NURSE BENDY?
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> NUR-- WHO? NURSE BENDY?
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> OH.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> OH.
NURSE BENDY.
>> OH.
NURSE BENDY.
>> JOE, PLEASE DON'T COOK THAT
NURSE BENDY.
>> JOE, PLEASE DON'T COOK THAT
FISH.
>> JOE, PLEASE DON'T COOK THAT
FISH.
>> YOU CAN'T TELL ME ANYTHING.
FISH.
>> YOU CAN'T TELL ME ANYTHING.
[ Singsongy ] YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!
>> YOU CAN'T TELL ME ANYTHING.
[ Singsongy ] YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!
OOH!
[ Singsongy ] YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!
OOH!
>> AW, SONNY.
OOH!
>> AW, SONNY.
YOUR PLAY AT THE SCHOOL WAS SO
>> AW, SONNY.
YOUR PLAY AT THE SCHOOL WAS SO
WONDERFULLY SCHOOLFUL AND
YOUR PLAY AT THE SCHOOL WAS SO
WONDERFULLY SCHOOLFUL AND
PLAYISH.
WONDERFULLY SCHOOLFUL AND
PLAYISH.
GOSH, YOU ARE GETTING SO
PLAYISH.
GOSH, YOU ARE GETTING SO
SCHOOLED, SONNY.
GOSH, YOU ARE GETTING SO
SCHOOLED, SONNY.
MMM!
SCHOOLED, SONNY.
MMM!
MOMMY'S SO PROUD OF YOUR
MMM!
MOMMY'S SO PROUD OF YOUR
SCHOOLINESS.
MOMMY'S SO PROUD OF YOUR
SCHOOLINESS.
AND THAT PLAY REALLY PROVES IT.
SCHOOLINESS.
AND THAT PLAY REALLY PROVES IT.
DOESN'T IT, HUBBY?
? SCHO-O-O-O-OL ?
? SCHO-O-O-O-OL ?
>> Clay: ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, YOU
? SCHO-O-O-O-OL ?
>> Clay: ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, YOU
WAIT RIGHT HERE.
>> Clay: ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, YOU
WAIT RIGHT HERE.
I'LL BE OUT IN AN HOUR OR THREE.
WAIT RIGHT HERE.
I'LL BE OUT IN AN HOUR OR THREE.
>> HEY, OREL, WHERE YOU GOING,
I'LL BE OUT IN AN HOUR OR THREE.
>> HEY, OREL, WHERE YOU GOING,
TAGGING ALONG WITH YOUR DADDY
>> HEY, OREL, WHERE YOU GOING,
TAGGING ALONG WITH YOUR DADDY
LIKE A GOOFY TWO-SHOES?
TAGGING ALONG WITH YOUR DADDY
LIKE A GOOFY TWO-SHOES?
>> Orel: MY DAD'S TAKING ME
LIKE A GOOFY TWO-SHOES?
>> Orel: MY DAD'S TAKING ME
HUNTING.
>> Orel: MY DAD'S TAKING ME
HUNTING.
>> COOL!
HUNTING.
>> COOL!
I LOVE KILLING THINGS.
>> COOL!
I LOVE KILLING THINGS.
IT'S FUNNY.
I LOVE KILLING THINGS.
IT'S FUNNY.
>> Orel: YEAH.
IT'S FUNNY.
>> Orel: YEAH.
>> YOU SHOULD TRY SHOOTING
>> Orel: YEAH.
>> YOU SHOULD TRY SHOOTING
ANIMALS RIGHT IN THE LEGS.
>> YOU SHOULD TRY SHOOTING
ANIMALS RIGHT IN THE LEGS.
THAT WAY IT'LL BE EASIER TO
ANIMALS RIGHT IN THE LEGS.
THAT WAY IT'LL BE EASIER TO
PUNCH THEM TO DEATH.
THAT WAY IT'LL BE EASIER TO
PUNCH THEM TO DEATH.
[ LAUGHS ]
PUNCH THEM TO DEATH.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Orel: WOW!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Orel: WOW!
YOU SURE LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
>> Orel: WOW!
YOU SURE LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
OF THINGS.
YOU SURE LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
OF THINGS.
>> I WISH MY DAD WOULD TAKE ME
OF THINGS.
>> I WISH MY DAD WOULD TAKE ME
KILLING.
>> I WISH MY DAD WOULD TAKE ME
KILLING.
>> Orel: "HUNTING."
KILLING.
>> Orel: "HUNTING."
>> OREL, DO I LOOK LIKE AN OLD
>> Orel: "HUNTING."
>> OREL, DO I LOOK LIKE AN OLD
MAN?
>> OREL, DO I LOOK LIKE AN OLD
MAN?
>> Orel: GOSH, NO.
MAN?
>> Orel: GOSH, NO.
YOU LOOK LIKE A NORMAL CHILD.
>> Orel: GOSH, NO.
YOU LOOK LIKE A NORMAL CHILD.
>> CHILD?!
YOU LOOK LIKE A NORMAL CHILD.
>> CHILD?!
>> Orel: WELL, A MEAN CHILD.
>> CHILD?!
>> Orel: WELL, A MEAN CHILD.
>> THAT'S BETTER.
>> Orel: WELL, A MEAN CHILD.
>> THAT'S BETTER.
>> Orel: ARE YOU AFRAID OF BEING
>> THAT'S BETTER.
>> Orel: ARE YOU AFRAID OF BEING
OLD, JOE?
>> Orel: ARE YOU AFRAID OF BEING
OLD, JOE?
>> UH...
OLD, JOE?
>> UH...
UM...
>> UH...
UM...
I'M NOT AFRAID.
UM...
I'M NOT AFRAID.
EVEN IF MY FACE LOOKS LIKE I'M
I'M NOT AFRAID.
EVEN IF MY FACE LOOKS LIKE I'M
AFRAID, I'M NOT!
EVEN IF MY FACE LOOKS LIKE I'M
AFRAID, I'M NOT!
I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE MY
AFRAID, I'M NOT!
I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE MY
DAD, TOO TIRED AND CREAKY AND
I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE MY
DAD, TOO TIRED AND CREAKY AND
BALD TO DO ANYTHING WITH ME.
DAD, TOO TIRED AND CREAKY AND
BALD TO DO ANYTHING WITH ME.
>> Orel: OH, WELL --
BALD TO DO ANYTHING WITH ME.
>> Orel: OH, WELL --
>> MY MOM MUST HAVE BEEN OLD,
>> Orel: OH, WELL --
>> MY MOM MUST HAVE BEEN OLD,
TOO.
>> MY MOM MUST HAVE BEEN OLD,
TOO.
'CAUSE SHE DIED OF OLD AGE RIGHT
TOO.
'CAUSE SHE DIED OF OLD AGE RIGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CHILDBIRTH.
'CAUSE SHE DIED OF OLD AGE RIGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CHILDBIRTH.
BULL'S-EYE!
IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CHILDBIRTH.
BULL'S-EYE!
[ LAUGHS ]
BULL'S-EYE!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Orel: SHE DID?
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Orel: SHE DID?
>> YEAH, THE DUMMY.
>> Orel: SHE DID?
>> YEAH, THE DUMMY.
OH, WELL.
>> YEAH, THE DUMMY.
OH, WELL.
HAVE FUN WAITING OUT HERE BY
OH, WELL.
HAVE FUN WAITING OUT HERE BY
YOURSELF, OREL.
HAVE FUN WAITING OUT HERE BY
YOURSELF, OREL.
>> Orel: BYE, JOE.
YOURSELF, OREL.
>> Orel: BYE, JOE.
OW!
>> Orel: BYE, JOE.
OW!
OH, POOR JOE.
OW!
OH, POOR JOE.
[ BELL RINGS ]
OH, POOR JOE.
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> HI, UNCLE DANIELLE.
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> HI, UNCLE DANIELLE.
>> Stopframe: OH, HEY.
>> HI, UNCLE DANIELLE.
>> Stopframe: OH, HEY.
LITTLE BUSY HERE, PAL.
>> Stopframe: OH, HEY.
LITTLE BUSY HERE, PAL.
>> WHY COULDN'T YOU BE MY DAD
LITTLE BUSY HERE, PAL.
>> WHY COULDN'T YOU BE MY DAD
AND TAKE ME HUNTING INSTEAD OF
>> WHY COULDN'T YOU BE MY DAD
AND TAKE ME HUNTING INSTEAD OF
MY STUPID OLD DAD?
AND TAKE ME HUNTING INSTEAD OF
MY STUPID OLD DAD?
>> Stopframe: LOOK, KID, I DON'T
MY STUPID OLD DAD?
>> Stopframe: LOOK, KID, I DON'T
HAVE NOTHING BUT TIME.
>> Stopframe: LOOK, KID, I DON'T
HAVE NOTHING BUT TIME.
WHY DON'T YOU CRY TO YOUR MOMMY
HAVE NOTHING BUT TIME.
WHY DON'T YOU CRY TO YOUR MOMMY
ABOUT ALL THIS?
WHY DON'T YOU CRY TO YOUR MOMMY
ABOUT ALL THIS?
>> BECAUSE MY MOM'S DEAD AND
ABOUT ALL THIS?
>> BECAUSE MY MOM'S DEAD AND
DUMB.
>> BECAUSE MY MOM'S DEAD AND
DUMB.
>> Stopframe: WELL, YOU'RE
DUMB.
>> Stopframe: WELL, YOU'RE
HALF RIGHT.
>> Stopframe: WELL, YOU'RE
HALF RIGHT.
HERE, JUST GO LOOK HER UP.
HALF RIGHT.
HERE, JUST GO LOOK HER UP.
SHE'S IN THE BOOK.
HERE, JUST GO LOOK HER UP.
SHE'S IN THE BOOK.
>> THE BIBLE?
SHE'S IN THE BOOK.
>> THE BIBLE?
>> Stopframe: THE PHONE BOOK.
>> THE BIBLE?
>> Stopframe: THE PHONE BOOK.
WHOO, LOOK AT THE TIME.
>> Stopframe: THE PHONE BOOK.
WHOO, LOOK AT THE TIME.
I SHOULD REALLY GET SOME
WHOO, LOOK AT THE TIME.
I SHOULD REALLY GET SOME
"THINKING" DONE.
I SHOULD REALLY GET SOME
"THINKING" DONE.
BYE-BYE.
>> JOE, GET THOSE FILTHY SHOES
OFF THE COUCH.
>> HUH!
OFF THE COUCH.
>> HUH!
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
>> HUH!
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER?
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER?
>> WHY? ARE YOU MY MOM?
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER?
>> WHY? ARE YOU MY MOM?
>> YOU JUST ANSWERED THAT
>> WHY? ARE YOU MY MOM?
>> YOU JUST ANSWERED THAT
QUESTION.
>> YOU JUST ANSWERED THAT
QUESTION.
>> DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
QUESTION.
>> DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
>> DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
HUH.
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
HUH.
>> I KNOW THAT.
HUH.
>> I KNOW THAT.
I'M NO ONE'S MOM.
>> I KNOW THAT.
I'M NO ONE'S MOM.
>> 'CAUSE YOU'RE UGLY.
I'M NO ONE'S MOM.
>> 'CAUSE YOU'RE UGLY.
>> NO, BECAUSE I'M BARREN.
>> 'CAUSE YOU'RE UGLY.
>> NO, BECAUSE I'M BARREN.
>> THEN WHY AREN'T YOU MARRIED?
>> NO, BECAUSE I'M BARREN.
>> THEN WHY AREN'T YOU MARRIED?
>> THAT COULD BE BECAUSE I'M
>> THEN WHY AREN'T YOU MARRIED?
>> THAT COULD BE BECAUSE I'M
UGLY.
>> THAT COULD BE BECAUSE I'M
UGLY.
>> OR BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN UGLY
UGLY.
>> OR BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN UGLY
VOICE.
>> OR BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN UGLY
VOICE.
>> IT COULD ALSO BE THAT.
VOICE.
>> IT COULD ALSO BE THAT.
>> SO DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
>> IT COULD ALSO BE THAT.
>> SO DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
>> OKAY.
>> SO DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
>> OKAY.
>> YOU CAN'T TELL ME ANYTHING!
>> OKAY.
>> YOU CAN'T TELL ME ANYTHING!
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> YOU CAN'T TELL ME ANYTHING!
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> ? RAISING A FLAG ?
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> ? RAISING A FLAG ?
? AT THE FIRST SIGN OF
>> ? RAISING A FLAG ?
? AT THE FIRST SIGN OF
FAILSAFE ?
? AT THE FIRST SIGN OF
FAILSAFE ?
? ANOTHER RED FLAG ?
FAILSAFE ?
? ANOTHER RED FLAG ?
? AND YOU'RE OFF OF THE TEAM ?
? ANOTHER RED FLAG ?
? AND YOU'RE OFF OF THE TEAM ?
? I LEFT THE GAME ?
? AND YOU'RE OFF OF THE TEAM ?
? I LEFT THE GAME ?
>> [ SNIFFS ]
? I LEFT THE GAME ?
>> [ SNIFFS ]
AHH.
>> [ SNIFFS ]
AHH.
>> ? SCOLDING THOSE HILLS
AHH.
>> ? SCOLDING THOSE HILLS
AHEAD ?
>> ? SCOLDING THOSE HILLS
AHEAD ?
>> UH...ARE YOU MY MOM?
AHEAD ?
>> UH...ARE YOU MY MOM?
>> UGH.
>> UH...ARE YOU MY MOM?
>> UGH.
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
>> UGH.
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
>> SOME DUMMY.
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
>> SOME DUMMY.
>> HOW CAN I BE YOUR MOM?
>> SOME DUMMY.
>> HOW CAN I BE YOUR MOM?
I-I NEVER EVEN HIT YOU.
>> HOW CAN I BE YOUR MOM?
I-I NEVER EVEN HIT YOU.
>> WELL, DID I COME OUT OF YOU?
I-I NEVER EVEN HIT YOU.
>> WELL, DID I COME OUT OF YOU?
>> UM...WHO KNOWS?
>> WELL, DID I COME OUT OF YOU?
>> UM...WHO KNOWS?
MAYBE ONCE, BUT THAT WAS LIKE 20
>> UM...WHO KNOWS?
MAYBE ONCE, BUT THAT WAS LIKE 20
YEARS AGO.
MAYBE ONCE, BUT THAT WAS LIKE 20
YEARS AGO.
>> I THINK IT WAS MORE LIKE 12.
YEARS AGO.
>> I THINK IT WAS MORE LIKE 12.
>> REALLY?
>> I THINK IT WAS MORE LIKE 12.
>> REALLY?
IT FEELS LIKE 20.
>> REALLY?
IT FEELS LIKE 20.
>> I-IS THAT...REALLY YOUR
IT FEELS LIKE 20.
>> I-IS THAT...REALLY YOUR
HAIR COLOR?
>> I-IS THAT...REALLY YOUR
HAIR COLOR?
>> YEAH, CAN'T YOU SEE?
HAIR COLOR?
>> YEAH, CAN'T YOU SEE?
I JUST DYED IT.
>> YEAH, CAN'T YOU SEE?
I JUST DYED IT.
I DIDN'T LIKE IT BLACK.
I JUST DYED IT.
I DIDN'T LIKE IT BLACK.
IT MADE ME FEEL ALL BOOKWORMY,
I DIDN'T LIKE IT BLACK.
IT MADE ME FEEL ALL BOOKWORMY,
LIKE A LIBRARY LADY.
IT MADE ME FEEL ALL BOOKWORMY,
LIKE A LIBRARY LADY.
>> YOU'D PROBABLY M-MAKE A NICE
LIKE A LIBRARY LADY.
>> YOU'D PROBABLY M-MAKE A NICE
LIBRARY LADY.
>> YOU'D PROBABLY M-MAKE A NICE
LIBRARY LADY.
>> ME? [ SCOFFS ]
LIBRARY LADY.
>> ME? [ SCOFFS ]
NO WAY.
>> ME? [ SCOFFS ]
NO WAY.
I-I'M TOO DUMB TO GIVE PEOPLE
NO WAY.
I-I'M TOO DUMB TO GIVE PEOPLE
BOOKS.
I-I'M TOO DUMB TO GIVE PEOPLE
BOOKS.
>> UH, WELL...YOU DON'T SEEM
BOOKS.
>> UH, WELL...YOU DON'T SEEM
DUMB.
>> UH, WELL...YOU DON'T SEEM
DUMB.
>> WHAT? I DON'T?
DUMB.
>> WHAT? I DON'T?
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT? I DON'T?
>> YEAH.
BELIEVE ME, I KNOW DUMB, AND
>> YEAH.
BELIEVE ME, I KNOW DUMB, AND
EVERYONE SURE IS, BUT NOT YOU.
BELIEVE ME, I KNOW DUMB, AND
EVERYONE SURE IS, BUT NOT YOU.
>> OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
EVERYONE SURE IS, BUT NOT YOU.
>> OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE YOUR DAD,
>> OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE YOUR DAD,
YOU KNOW?
YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE YOUR DAD,
YOU KNOW?
>> WHAT? OLD?!
YOU KNOW?
>> WHAT? OLD?!
>> NO, THINKING I'M ALL SMART
>> WHAT? OLD?!
>> NO, THINKING I'M ALL SMART
AND EVERYTHING.
>> NO, THINKING I'M ALL SMART
AND EVERYTHING.
WELL, AT -- AT LEAST HE USED TO
AND EVERYTHING.
WELL, AT -- AT LEAST HE USED TO
SAY THINGS LIKE I WASN'T DUMB
WELL, AT -- AT LEAST HE USED TO
SAY THINGS LIKE I WASN'T DUMB
AND STUFF, THAT ONE NIGHT.
SAY THINGS LIKE I WASN'T DUMB
AND STUFF, THAT ONE NIGHT.
>> WELL, WHY'D HE CHANGE HIS
AND STUFF, THAT ONE NIGHT.
>> WELL, WHY'D HE CHANGE HIS
STUPID, BRILLIANT MIND, THEN?
>> WELL, WHY'D HE CHANGE HIS
STUPID, BRILLIANT MIND, THEN?
I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED?
STUPID, BRILLIANT MIND, THEN?
I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED?
>> UH, YOU.
OKAY.
THIS IS WHERE I DO ALL MY LIVING
AND BREATHING AND JUNK.
THIS IS WHERE I DO ALL MY LIVING
AND BREATHING AND JUNK.
>> WHOO. HA. MMM. UH. HEY.
AND BREATHING AND JUNK.
>> WHOO. HA. MMM. UH. HEY.
IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL'S
>> WHOO. HA. MMM. UH. HEY.
IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL'S
BEDROOM.
IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL'S
BEDROOM.
>> OH, THAT'S JUST BECAUSE OF
BEDROOM.
>> OH, THAT'S JUST BECAUSE OF
ALL THE TOYS.
>> OH, THAT'S JUST BECAUSE OF
ALL THE TOYS.
I EAT ADULT CANDY, THOUGH.
ALL THE TOYS.
I EAT ADULT CANDY, THOUGH.
>> OOH, HEY.
I EAT ADULT CANDY, THOUGH.
>> OOH, HEY.
>> MMM. TAKE ONE.
>> OOH, HEY.
>> MMM. TAKE ONE.
>> YOU'RE YOUNG LIKE ME, SO YOU
>> MMM. TAKE ONE.
>> YOU'RE YOUNG LIKE ME, SO YOU
MUST BE MY MOM.
>> YOU'RE YOUNG LIKE ME, SO YOU
MUST BE MY MOM.
I MEAN, WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST
MUST BE MY MOM.
I MEAN, WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST
LIVE WITH US?
I MEAN, WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST
LIVE WITH US?
THIS CANDY'S GOOD.
LIVE WITH US?
THIS CANDY'S GOOD.
>> YOUR DAD JUST THOUGHT IT
THIS CANDY'S GOOD.
>> YOUR DAD JUST THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE BEST IF I LIVED ALONE.
>> YOUR DAD JUST THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE BEST IF I LIVED ALONE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
WOULD BE BEST IF I LIVED ALONE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
THOSE GUYS ARE PRETTY STUPID,
>> [ LAUGHS ]
THOSE GUYS ARE PRETTY STUPID,
RIGHT?
THOSE GUYS ARE PRETTY STUPID,
RIGHT?
>> NO!
RIGHT?
>> NO!
NOT ALL OF THEM, ESPECIALLY MY
>> NO!
NOT ALL OF THEM, ESPECIALLY MY
SONNY.
NOT ALL OF THEM, ESPECIALLY MY
SONNY.
HE'S REALLY SMART.
SONNY.
HE'S REALLY SMART.
HE GOES TO SCHOOL AND IS IN THE
HE'S REALLY SMART.
HE GOES TO SCHOOL AND IS IN THE
PLAY AT THE SCHOOL, AND THEN
HE GOES TO SCHOOL AND IS IN THE
PLAY AT THE SCHOOL, AND THEN
SOME OTHER STUFF.
PLAY AT THE SCHOOL, AND THEN
SOME OTHER STUFF.
>> BIG DEAL.
SOME OTHER STUFF.
>> BIG DEAL.
SO WAS I.
>> BIG DEAL.
SO WAS I.
HE'S NOT SO SPECIAL.
SO WAS I.
HE'S NOT SO SPECIAL.
>> YES, HE IS!
HE'S NOT SO SPECIAL.
>> YES, HE IS!
>> NO, I HATE HIM!
>> YES, HE IS!
>> NO, I HATE HIM!
HUH!
>> NO, I HATE HIM!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
>> BUT HE KEEPS ME COMPANY, JOE.
HUH!
>> BUT HE KEEPS ME COMPANY, JOE.
SONNY IS -- SONNY'S MY...
>> BUT HE KEEPS ME COMPANY, JOE.
SONNY IS -- SONNY'S MY...
YOU, JOE.
SONNY IS -- SONNY'S MY...
YOU, JOE.
>> I GUESS HE IS PRETTY GREAT,
YOU, JOE.
>> I GUESS HE IS PRETTY GREAT,
THEN.
>> I GUESS HE IS PRETTY GREAT,
THEN.
>> WOW. THIS IS WEIRD.
THEN.
>> WOW. THIS IS WEIRD.
YOU'RE HOLDING MY YOU.
>> WOW. THIS IS WEIRD.
YOU'RE HOLDING MY YOU.
>> YEAH.
YOU'RE HOLDING MY YOU.
>> YEAH.
WHOA.
>> YEAH.
WHOA.
I WISH YOU COULD HAVE HELD MY
WHOA.
I WISH YOU COULD HAVE HELD MY
ME WHEN IT WASN'T...HIM.
I WISH YOU COULD HAVE HELD MY
ME WHEN IT WASN'T...HIM.
>> YEAH.
ME WHEN IT WASN'T...HIM.
>> YEAH.
ME TOO.
>> YEAH.
ME TOO.
WOW.
ME TOO.
WOW.
YOUR DAD'S A JERK.
WOW.
YOUR DAD'S A JERK.
>> YEAH. HE'S NOT SO SMART.
YOUR DAD'S A JERK.
>> YEAH. HE'S NOT SO SMART.
>> UGH!
>> YEAH. HE'S NOT SO SMART.
>> UGH!
SOMEBODY SHOULD TAKE HIM TO
>> UGH!
SOMEBODY SHOULD TAKE HIM TO
LESSON SCHOOL.
>> LOOK, JOE, I MADE YOUR
FAVORITE DESSERT -- ICE-CREAM
CANDY COOKIE CAKE.
FAVORITE DESSERT -- ICE-CREAM
CANDY COOKIE CAKE.
>> YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
CANDY COOKIE CAKE.
>> YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME MY MOM
>> YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME MY MOM
WAS ALIVE?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME MY MOM
WAS ALIVE?
>> BECAUSE SHE'S NOT.
WAS ALIVE?
>> BECAUSE SHE'S NOT.
>> I TALKED TO HER.
>> BECAUSE SHE'S NOT.
>> I TALKED TO HER.
>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
>> I TALKED TO HER.
>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
>> YEAH? UH, STUPID BRAINY HEAD!
>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
>> YEAH? UH, STUPID BRAINY HEAD!
SHE'S ALIVE, DUM-DUM.
>> YEAH? UH, STUPID BRAINY HEAD!
SHE'S ALIVE, DUM-DUM.
>> [ GROANING ]
SHE'S ALIVE, DUM-DUM.
>> [ GROANING ]
>> SHUT UP. DON'T PLAY DUMB.
>> [ GROANING ]
>> SHUT UP. DON'T PLAY DUMB.
COME ON, YOU KNOW SHE'S ALIVE.
>> SHUT UP. DON'T PLAY DUMB.
COME ON, YOU KNOW SHE'S ALIVE.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BIG,
COME ON, YOU KNOW SHE'S ALIVE.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BIG,
STUPID, BRAINY DOCTOR, AND YOU
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BIG,
STUPID, BRAINY DOCTOR, AND YOU
DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO'S ALIVE AND
STUPID, BRAINY DOCTOR, AND YOU
DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO'S ALIVE AND
WHO'S DEAD.
DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO'S ALIVE AND
WHO'S DEAD.
YOU OLD, STUPID, STUPID,
WHO'S DEAD.
YOU OLD, STUPID, STUPID,
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, BRAINY
YOU OLD, STUPID, STUPID,
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, BRAINY
HEAD, DUMB.
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, BRAINY
HEAD, DUMB.
>> I DON'T REMEMBER.
HEAD, DUMB.
>> I DON'T REMEMBER.
>> HE DOESN'T REMEMBER, JOE.
>> I DON'T REMEMBER.
>> HE DOESN'T REMEMBER, JOE.
HE'S GETTING OLD.
>> HE DOESN'T REMEMBER, JOE.
HE'S GETTING OLD.
>> HE WAS ALWAYS OLD.
HE'S GETTING OLD.
>> HE WAS ALWAYS OLD.
HUH.
>> HE WAS ALWAYS OLD.
HUH.
>> WELL, THEN, HE'S GETTING
HUH.
>> WELL, THEN, HE'S GETTING
OLDER.
>> WELL, THEN, HE'S GETTING
OLDER.
>> EH!
OLDER.
>> EH!
>> HE'S LOSING HIS MIND.
>> EH!
>> HE'S LOSING HIS MIND.
>> GOOD.
>> HE'S LOSING HIS MIND.
>> GOOD.
THE FIRST PARTS HE FORGOT WERE
>> GOOD.
THE FIRST PARTS HE FORGOT WERE
THE ONES ABOUT YOUR MOM.
THE FIRST PARTS HE FORGOT WERE
THE ONES ABOUT YOUR MOM.
>> WELL, WHY -- WHY DIDN'T YOU
THE ONES ABOUT YOUR MOM.
>> WELL, WHY -- WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME ABOUT HER?
>> WELL, WHY -- WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME ABOUT HER?
>> WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU
TELL ME ABOUT HER?
>> WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU
ANYTHING?
>> WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU
ANYTHING?
I'M NOT YOUR MOM.
>> MMM.
[ BUZZER ]
HMM?
>> Clay: A BEAR SHOT OREL.
[ WHISTLES ]
>> OH, HI.
[ WHISTLES ]
>> OH, HI.
>> WHY DID YOU THROW ME AWAY?
>> OH, HI.
>> WHY DID YOU THROW ME AWAY?
>> WHAT?
>> WHY DID YOU THROW ME AWAY?
>> WHAT?
PLEASE.
>> WHAT?
PLEASE.
I'M NOT THAT DUMB.
PLEASE.
I'M NOT THAT DUMB.
SONNY'S NOT YOU.
I'M NOT THAT DUMB.
SONNY'S NOT YOU.
YOU'RE YOU.
SONNY'S NOT YOU.
YOU'RE YOU.
>> YEAH, I KNOW, BUT...
YOU'RE YOU.
>> YEAH, I KNOW, BUT...
>> SONNY JUST DOESN'T WORK
>> YEAH, I KNOW, BUT...
>> SONNY JUST DOESN'T WORK
ANYMORE.
>> SONNY JUST DOESN'T WORK
ANYMORE.
>> OH.
ANYMORE.
>> OH.
BECAUSE HE GOT OLD AND HIS
>> OH.
BECAUSE HE GOT OLD AND HIS
BATTERIES RAN OUT?
BECAUSE HE GOT OLD AND HIS
BATTERIES RAN OUT?
>> NO. YOURS RAN ON.
BATTERIES RAN OUT?
>> NO. YOURS RAN ON.
I'M KIND OF HOPING NOW THAT YOU
>> NO. YOURS RAN ON.
I'M KIND OF HOPING NOW THAT YOU
COULD WORK THE WAY SONNY USED
I'M KIND OF HOPING NOW THAT YOU
COULD WORK THE WAY SONNY USED
TO.
COULD WORK THE WAY SONNY USED
TO.
>> OH. LIKE THIS?
TO.
>> OH. LIKE THIS?
PBHT!
>> OH. LIKE THIS?
PBHT!
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
PBHT!
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
NO, LIKE THIS.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
NO, LIKE THIS.
MM!
>> AH.
>> BLEH!
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> BLEH.
>> AAH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> BLEH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> BLEH.