Moral Orel (2005–2009): Season 3, Episode 3 - Innocence - full transcript
>> ? I HATE YOU, JESUS ?
>> ? YOU ROTTEN LITTLE FINK ?
>> ? YOUR SERMON NEVER PLEASES ?
>> ? YOU ROTTEN LITTLE FINK ?
>> ? YOUR SERMON NEVER PLEASES ?
>> ? AND YOUR PARABLES ALL
>> ? YOUR SERMON NEVER PLEASES ?
>> ? AND YOUR PARABLES ALL
STINK ?
>> ? AND YOUR PARABLES ALL
STINK ?
>> ? YOUR EYES ARE BEADY, NOSE
STINK ?
>> ? YOUR EYES ARE BEADY, NOSE
IS WEIRD, A GOOFY BASKET CASE ?
>> ? YOUR EYES ARE BEADY, NOSE
IS WEIRD, A GOOFY BASKET CASE ?
>> ? I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOUR
IS WEIRD, A GOOFY BASKET CASE ?
>> ? I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOUR
STUPID BEARD AND RIP IT OFF YOUR
>> ? I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOUR
STUPID BEARD AND RIP IT OFF YOUR
FACE ?
STUPID BEARD AND RIP IT OFF YOUR
FACE ?
>> ? PRANCING GAILY ON THE
FACE ?
>> ? PRANCING GAILY ON THE
WATER ?
>> ? PRANCING GAILY ON THE
WATER ?
? A LONG-HAIRED, SCRAWNY CLOD ?
WATER ?
? A LONG-HAIRED, SCRAWNY CLOD ?
? YOU MAY BE SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER,
? A LONG-HAIRED, SCRAWNY CLOD ?
? YOU MAY BE SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER,
BUT YOU SURE AIN'T THE SON OF
? YOU MAY BE SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER,
BUT YOU SURE AIN'T THE SON OF
GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD ?
>> ? I HATE YOU, JESUS ?
? WITH YOUR BORING MIRACLES ?
? YOU SMELL LIKE A HUNK OF
? WITH YOUR BORING MIRACLES ?
? YOU SMELL LIKE A HUNK OF
CHEESE THAT'S BEEN SHOVED RIGHT
? YOU SMELL LIKE A HUNK OF
CHEESE THAT'S BEEN SHOVED RIGHT
UP ?
CHEESE THAT'S BEEN SHOVED RIGHT
UP ?
? SHOVED RIGHT UP ?
UP ?
? SHOVED RIGHT UP ?
? SHOVED RIGHT UP MY NOSE ?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Orel: WOW, EVERYONE SURE
HATES JESUS.
>> Orel: WOW, EVERYONE SURE
HATES JESUS.
WHOOPS.
HATES JESUS.
WHOOPS.
>> Rev. Putty: ONE AT A TIME.
WHOOPS.
>> Rev. Putty: ONE AT A TIME.
GO WITH GOD. NO SHOVING.
>> Rev. Putty: ONE AT A TIME.
GO WITH GOD. NO SHOVING.
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY?
GO WITH GOD. NO SHOVING.
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY?
>> Rev. Putty: WELL, IF IT ISN'T
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY?
>> Rev. Putty: WELL, IF IT ISN'T
FUNNY, LITTLE, CUTE, SINGING
>> Rev. Putty: WELL, IF IT ISN'T
FUNNY, LITTLE, CUTE, SINGING
JUDAS.
FUNNY, LITTLE, CUTE, SINGING
JUDAS.
MAN, LET ME TELL YOU -- THAT
JUDAS.
MAN, LET ME TELL YOU -- THAT
SONG OF YOURS WAS A HOOT.
MAN, LET ME TELL YOU -- THAT
SONG OF YOURS WAS A HOOT.
? I HATE YOU, JESUS ?
SONG OF YOURS WAS A HOOT.
? I HATE YOU, JESUS ?
I DON'T THINK THAT SONG
? I HATE YOU, JESUS ?
I DON'T THINK THAT SONG
SHOULD'VE EVER BECOME SO
I DON'T THINK THAT SONG
SHOULD'VE EVER BECOME SO
POPULAR.
SHOULD'VE EVER BECOME SO
POPULAR.
>> Rev. Putty: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
POPULAR.
>> Rev. Putty: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
IT'S HILARIOUS.
>> Rev. Putty: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
IT'S HILARIOUS.
"I HATE YOU, JESUS, YOU ROTTEN
IT'S HILARIOUS.
"I HATE YOU, JESUS, YOU ROTTEN
LITTLE FINK.
"I HATE YOU, JESUS, YOU ROTTEN
LITTLE FINK.
"YOUR SER--" UH-OH.
LITTLE FINK.
"YOUR SER--" UH-OH.
>> Orel: GOLLY, DO YOU THINK
"YOUR SER--" UH-OH.
>> Orel: GOLLY, DO YOU THINK
GOD'S MAD, REVEREND?
>> Orel: GOLLY, DO YOU THINK
GOD'S MAD, REVEREND?
>> Rev. Putty: MAD?
GOD'S MAD, REVEREND?
>> Rev. Putty: MAD?
WELL, LET'S SEE.
>> Rev. Putty: MAD?
WELL, LET'S SEE.
THE SIGNS WOULD BE FIRE...
WELL, LET'S SEE.
THE SIGNS WOULD BE FIRE...
PLAGUE...
THE SIGNS WOULD BE FIRE...
PLAGUE...
BOILS...
PLAGUE...
BOILS...
>> Clay: SAY, I THINK I'LL GO
BOILS...
>> Clay: SAY, I THINK I'LL GO
AND PAINT THE LAWN.
>> Clay: SAY, I THINK I'LL GO
AND PAINT THE LAWN.
>> Rev. Putty: THE DEAD RISING
AND PAINT THE LAWN.
>> Rev. Putty: THE DEAD RISING
UP...
>> Rev. Putty: THE DEAD RISING
UP...
AND LOCUSTS.
UP...
AND LOCUSTS.
>> Orel: OH, HIYA, LITTLE
AND LOCUSTS.
>> Orel: OH, HIYA, LITTLE
CRICKET.
>> Orel: OH, HIYA, LITTLE
CRICKET.
>> Rev. Putty: A-A-AH!
CRICKET.
>> Rev. Putty: A-A-AH!
[ COUGHS, RETCHES ]
>> Rev. Putty: A-A-AH!
[ COUGHS, RETCHES ]
EVERYBODY BACK IN!
[ COUGHS, RETCHES ]
EVERYBODY BACK IN!
COME ON, SHOW'S NOT OVER, FOLKS!
EVERYBODY BACK IN!
COME ON, SHOW'S NOT OVER, FOLKS!
BACK IN, BACK IN, BACK IN!
COME ON, SHOW'S NOT OVER, FOLKS!
BACK IN, BACK IN, BACK IN!
GOD'S WRATH HAS WARNED US!
BACK IN, BACK IN, BACK IN!
GOD'S WRATH HAS WARNED US!
>> Clay: YEAH, BUT COME ON!
GOD'S WRATH HAS WARNED US!
>> Clay: YEAH, BUT COME ON!
ALL THAT STUFF HAPPENED BEFORE
>> Clay: YEAH, BUT COME ON!
ALL THAT STUFF HAPPENED BEFORE
THAT SONG.
ALL THAT STUFF HAPPENED BEFORE
THAT SONG.
>> Rev. Putty: YOU THINK GOD
THAT SONG.
>> Rev. Putty: YOU THINK GOD
CAN'T SEE INTO THE FUTURE?
>> Rev. Putty: YOU THINK GOD
CAN'T SEE INTO THE FUTURE?
HE CAN SEE WEEKS INTO THE
CAN'T SEE INTO THE FUTURE?
HE CAN SEE WEEKS INTO THE
FUTURE, BUB, AND WITH LYRICS
HE CAN SEE WEEKS INTO THE
FUTURE, BUB, AND WITH LYRICS
LIKE THAT, YOU THINK HE'S JUST
FUTURE, BUB, AND WITH LYRICS
LIKE THAT, YOU THINK HE'S JUST
GONNA SIT AROUND, PICKING HIS
LIKE THAT, YOU THINK HE'S JUST
GONNA SIT AROUND, PICKING HIS
NOSE, TILL WE GET AROUND TO
GONNA SIT AROUND, PICKING HIS
NOSE, TILL WE GET AROUND TO
SINGING IT?
NOSE, TILL WE GET AROUND TO
SINGING IT?
"I'D LIKE TO TAKE THAT STUPID
SINGING IT?
"I'D LIKE TO TAKE THAT STUPID
BEARD AND RIP IT OFF YOUR FACE"?
"I'D LIKE TO TAKE THAT STUPID
BEARD AND RIP IT OFF YOUR FACE"?
>> ? PRANCING GAILY ON THE
BEARD AND RIP IT OFF YOUR FACE"?
>> ? PRANCING GAILY ON THE
WATER ?
>> ? PRANCING GAILY ON THE
WATER ?
>> ? A LONG-HAIRED, SCRAWNY
WATER ?
>> ? A LONG-HAIRED, SCRAWNY
CLOD ?
>> ? A LONG-HAIRED, SCRAWNY
CLOD ?
>> Rev. Putty: NO!
CLOD ?
>> Rev. Putty: NO!
DO YOU WANT TO TURN ALL OUR
>> Rev. Putty: NO!
DO YOU WANT TO TURN ALL OUR
WATER INTO BLOOD?!
DO YOU WANT TO TURN ALL OUR
WATER INTO BLOOD?!
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
WATER INTO BLOOD?!
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
HOLY POTATOES!
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
HOLY POTATOES!
AND ALL THIS IS THE FAULT OF
HOLY POTATOES!
AND ALL THIS IS THE FAULT OF
JUST ONE LONE PERSON.
AND ALL THIS IS THE FAULT OF
JUST ONE LONE PERSON.
UM, OREL, CAN YOU EXCUSE US FOR
JUST ONE LONE PERSON.
UM, OREL, CAN YOU EXCUSE US FOR
A MOMENT WHILE WE TALK?
UM, OREL, CAN YOU EXCUSE US FOR
A MOMENT WHILE WE TALK?
>> Orel: YOU AND EVERYBODY?
A MOMENT WHILE WE TALK?
>> Orel: YOU AND EVERYBODY?
>> Rev. Putty: DON'T WORRY, IT'S
>> Orel: YOU AND EVERYBODY?
>> Rev. Putty: DON'T WORRY, IT'S
NOT ABOUT YOU.
>> Rev. Putty: DON'T WORRY, IT'S
NOT ABOUT YOU.
>> Orel: OH, OKAY.
NOT ABOUT YOU.
>> Orel: OH, OKAY.
>> Clay: WELL, SEE YOU NEXT
>> Orel: OH, OKAY.
>> Clay: WELL, SEE YOU NEXT
SUNDAY!
>> Clay: WELL, SEE YOU NEXT
SUNDAY!
>> Rev. Putty: YOU'RE GOING
SUNDAY!
>> Rev. Putty: YOU'RE GOING
NOWHERE.
>> Rev. Putty: YOU'RE GOING
NOWHERE.
>> Clay: RIGHT.
NOWHERE.
>> Clay: RIGHT.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> Clay: RIGHT.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> Rev. Putty: OKAY, SO IT'S
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> Rev. Putty: OKAY, SO IT'S
OBVIOUS THAT A CERTAIN LITTLE
>> Rev. Putty: OKAY, SO IT'S
OBVIOUS THAT A CERTAIN LITTLE
GUY IS GETTING A TAD OUT OF HAND
OBVIOUS THAT A CERTAIN LITTLE
GUY IS GETTING A TAD OUT OF HAND
LATELY.
GUY IS GETTING A TAD OUT OF HAND
LATELY.
>> Clay: AMEN.
LATELY.
>> Clay: AMEN.
>> Shapey: MINE!
>> Clay: AMEN.
>> Shapey: MINE!
>> Rev. Putty: AND I FEEL THAT
>> Shapey: MINE!
>> Rev. Putty: AND I FEEL THAT
THERE HAS TO BE A POINT WHERE
>> Rev. Putty: AND I FEEL THAT
THERE HAS TO BE A POINT WHERE
THE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD
THERE HAS TO BE A POINT WHERE
THE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD
ACCEPTS RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS
THE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD
ACCEPTS RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS
CHILD'S ACTION.
ACCEPTS RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS
CHILD'S ACTION.
>> Clay: WAIT A MINUTE!
CHILD'S ACTION.
>> Clay: WAIT A MINUTE!
YOU'RE ASKING ME TO TAKE
>> Clay: WAIT A MINUTE!
YOU'RE ASKING ME TO TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT OREL
YOU'RE ASKING ME TO TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT OREL
DOES?
RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT OREL
DOES?
>> Rev. Putty: I KNOW IT'S A
DOES?
>> Rev. Putty: I KNOW IT'S A
TALL ORDER.
>> Rev. Putty: I KNOW IT'S A
TALL ORDER.
>> Clay: 90% OF THE TIME, I'M
TALL ORDER.
>> Clay: 90% OF THE TIME, I'M
NOT EVEN RESPONSIBLE FOR MY OWN
>> Clay: 90% OF THE TIME, I'M
NOT EVEN RESPONSIBLE FOR MY OWN
ACTION.
NOT EVEN RESPONSIBLE FOR MY OWN
ACTION.
>> WHAT IF YOU QUIT DRINKING?
ACTION.
>> WHAT IF YOU QUIT DRINKING?
>> Clay: YEAH, WHAT IF!
>> WHAT IF YOU QUIT DRINKING?
>> Clay: YEAH, WHAT IF!
>> LOOK, WE'VE ALL GIVEN OREL
>> Clay: YEAH, WHAT IF!
>> LOOK, WE'VE ALL GIVEN OREL
GUIDANCE OVER THE YEARS.
>> LOOK, WE'VE ALL GIVEN OREL
GUIDANCE OVER THE YEARS.
IT IS MY CONSIDERATE OPINION
GUIDANCE OVER THE YEARS.
IT IS MY CONSIDERATE OPINION
THAT THE CHILD MAY HAVE BEEN...
IT IS MY CONSIDERATE OPINION
THAT THE CHILD MAY HAVE BEEN...
MISLED.
THAT THE CHILD MAY HAVE BEEN...
MISLED.
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
MISLED.
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
>> Rev. Putty: GUYS, WAIT.
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
>> Rev. Putty: GUYS, WAIT.
IT SOUNDS WEIRD, BUT MAYBE
>> Rev. Putty: GUYS, WAIT.
IT SOUNDS WEIRD, BUT MAYBE
DR. POTTERSWHEEL'S RIGHT.
IT SOUNDS WEIRD, BUT MAYBE
DR. POTTERSWHEEL'S RIGHT.
WHAT IF WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE
DR. POTTERSWHEEL'S RIGHT.
WHAT IF WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT?
WHAT IF WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT?
[ ALL GASP ]
TALKING ABOUT?
[ ALL GASP ]
FROM NOW ON, WE MAY HAVE TO
[ ALL GASP ]
FROM NOW ON, WE MAY HAVE TO
START PUTTING SOME ACTUAL
FROM NOW ON, WE MAY HAVE TO
START PUTTING SOME ACTUAL
THOUGHT INTO THE WAY WE COACH
START PUTTING SOME ACTUAL
THOUGHT INTO THE WAY WE COACH
HIM.
THOUGHT INTO THE WAY WE COACH
HIM.
>> Stopframe: UH, BY "COACH,"
HIM.
>> Stopframe: UH, BY "COACH,"
YOU MEAN "TEACH," RIGHT?
>> Stopframe: UH, BY "COACH,"
YOU MEAN "TEACH," RIGHT?
>> Rev. Putty: YES.
YOU MEAN "TEACH," RIGHT?
>> Rev. Putty: YES.
>> Stopframe: GUMDROPS.
>> Rev. Putty: YES.
>> Stopframe: GUMDROPS.
SEE YOU LATER, CROCODILE.
>> Stopframe: GUMDROPS.
SEE YOU LATER, CROCODILE.
>> I GUESS I CAN GO, TOO.
SEE YOU LATER, CROCODILE.
>> I GUESS I CAN GO, TOO.
>> Rev. Putty: WAIT, YOU ARE A
>> I GUESS I CAN GO, TOO.
>> Rev. Putty: WAIT, YOU ARE A
TEACHER.
>> Rev. Putty: WAIT, YOU ARE A
TEACHER.
>> I TEACH SCHOOL, WHICH HAS
TEACHER.
>> I TEACH SCHOOL, WHICH HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH LIFE, SO
>> I TEACH SCHOOL, WHICH HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH LIFE, SO
DON'T PIN THIS ON ME.
NOTHING TO DO WITH LIFE, SO
DON'T PIN THIS ON ME.
>> OR ME!
DON'T PIN THIS ON ME.
>> OR ME!
>> ME, NEITHER!
>> OR ME!
>> ME, NEITHER!
>> Rev. Putty: COME ON, EVERYONE
>> ME, NEITHER!
>> Rev. Putty: COME ON, EVERYONE
BACK!
>> Rev. Putty: COME ON, EVERYONE
BACK!
NO ONE LEAVES!
BACK!
NO ONE LEAVES!
PEOPLE, THE POINT IS WE CAN'T
NO ONE LEAVES!
PEOPLE, THE POINT IS WE CAN'T
JUST SAY ANYTHING TO SHUT THE
PEOPLE, THE POINT IS WE CAN'T
JUST SAY ANYTHING TO SHUT THE
KID UP ANYMORE.
JUST SAY ANYTHING TO SHUT THE
KID UP ANYMORE.
>> SO YOU'RE SAYING WE JUST NEED
KID UP ANYMORE.
>> SO YOU'RE SAYING WE JUST NEED
TO AVOID OREL.
>> SO YOU'RE SAYING WE JUST NEED
TO AVOID OREL.
>> Rev. Putty: YES -- AVOID HIM,
TO AVOID OREL.
>> Rev. Putty: YES -- AVOID HIM,
OR AT LEAST TRY NOT TO GIVE HIM
>> Rev. Putty: YES -- AVOID HIM,
OR AT LEAST TRY NOT TO GIVE HIM
ANY GUIDANCE.
OR AT LEAST TRY NOT TO GIVE HIM
ANY GUIDANCE.
>> HIM, YOU CAN'T AVOID.
ANY GUIDANCE.
>> HIM, YOU CAN'T AVOID.
THAT LITTLE SHEGATZ IS A
>> HIM, YOU CAN'T AVOID.
THAT LITTLE SHEGATZ IS A
VERKLEMPT QUESTION MACHINE.
THAT LITTLE SHEGATZ IS A
VERKLEMPT QUESTION MACHINE.
>> Clay: I'M HIS FATHER.
VERKLEMPT QUESTION MACHINE.
>> Clay: I'M HIS FATHER.
A BOY NEEDS HIS --
>> Clay: I'M HIS FATHER.
A BOY NEEDS HIS --
>> Rev. Putty: WE WERE ALL JUST
A BOY NEEDS HIS --
>> Rev. Putty: WE WERE ALL JUST
SINGING, IN GOD'S HOUSE, HOW
>> Rev. Putty: WE WERE ALL JUST
SINGING, IN GOD'S HOUSE, HOW
MUCH WE HATE JESUS, ALL BECAUSE
SINGING, IN GOD'S HOUSE, HOW
MUCH WE HATE JESUS, ALL BECAUSE
OREL GOT SOME BAD ADVICE!
MUCH WE HATE JESUS, ALL BECAUSE
OREL GOT SOME BAD ADVICE!
>> Clay: PHEW, SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE
OREL GOT SOME BAD ADVICE!
>> Clay: PHEW, SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE
DAMNED IF WE DO AND DAMNED IF WE
>> Clay: PHEW, SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE
DAMNED IF WE DO AND DAMNED IF WE
DON'T.
DAMNED IF WE DO AND DAMNED IF WE
DON'T.
>> Rev. Putty: DAMNED IS RIGHT.
DON'T.
>> Rev. Putty: DAMNED IS RIGHT.
THE NEXT PERSON THAT
>> Rev. Putty: DAMNED IS RIGHT.
THE NEXT PERSON THAT
INADVERTENTLY SENDS
THE NEXT PERSON THAT
INADVERTENTLY SENDS
OREL PUPPINGTON DOWN THE WRONG
INADVERTENTLY SENDS
OREL PUPPINGTON DOWN THE WRONG
PATH COULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR
OREL PUPPINGTON DOWN THE WRONG
PATH COULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR
DAMNING ALL OUR SOULS.
PATH COULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR
DAMNING ALL OUR SOULS.
[ ALL GULP ]
[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]
>> Orel: DAD!
I NEED SOME ADVICE.
>> Orel: DAD!
I NEED SOME ADVICE.
[ ICE RATTLES IN GLASS ]
I NEED SOME ADVICE.
[ ICE RATTLES IN GLASS ]
DAD?
[ ICE RATTLES IN GLASS ]
DAD?
[ MUFFLED SHOUT ]
DAD?
[ MUFFLED SHOUT ]
>> Clay: [ MUTTERING ]
[ MUFFLED SHOUT ]
>> Clay: [ MUTTERING ]
[ DOOR CREAKS OPEN ]
>> Clay: [ MUTTERING ]
[ DOOR CREAKS OPEN ]
>> Orel: HUH, DOOR NEEDS OILING.
[ DOOR CREAKS OPEN ]
>> Orel: HUH, DOOR NEEDS OILING.
DAD, YOU HERE?
>> Orel: HUH, DOOR NEEDS OILING.
DAD, YOU HERE?
I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE
DAD, YOU HERE?
I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE
AMENDS WITH GOD ABOUT THAT SONG.
I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE
AMENDS WITH GOD ABOUT THAT SONG.
DAD?
AMENDS WITH GOD ABOUT THAT SONG.
DAD?
HUH, STILL WARM.
DAD?
HUH, STILL WARM.
HMM, I WONDER WHO I SHOULD TALK
HUH, STILL WARM.
HMM, I WONDER WHO I SHOULD TALK
TO NOW.
HMM, I WONDER WHO I SHOULD TALK
TO NOW.
[ GAS CAN CLICKS ]
TO NOW.
[ GAS CAN CLICKS ]
>> Clay: [ High-pitched voice ]
[ GAS CAN CLICKS ]
>> Clay: [ High-pitched voice ]
PUTTY.
>> Clay: [ High-pitched voice ]
PUTTY.
>> Orel: SAY, THAT SOUNDED
PUTTY.
>> Orel: SAY, THAT SOUNDED
LIKE -- OF COURSE!
>> Orel: SAY, THAT SOUNDED
LIKE -- OF COURSE!
REVEREND PUTTY!
LIKE -- OF COURSE!
REVEREND PUTTY!
THANKS, MR. CREAKY!
REVEREND PUTTY!
THANKS, MR. CREAKY!
>> Clay: YOU'RE WELCOME.
THANKS, MR. CREAKY!
>> Clay: YOU'RE WELCOME.
[ Normal voice ] PHEW.
>> Clay: YOU'RE WELCOME.
[ Normal voice ] PHEW.
WE GOOD?
[ Normal voice ] PHEW.
WE GOOD?
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY?
WE GOOD?
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY?
>> Rev. Putty: OHH!
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY?
>> Rev. Putty: OHH!
HI. WHAT'S UP?
>> Rev. Putty: OHH!
HI. WHAT'S UP?
YOU LOOK GOOD, YOU LOOK GOOD.
HI. WHAT'S UP?
YOU LOOK GOOD, YOU LOOK GOOD.
EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
YOU LOOK GOOD, YOU LOOK GOOD.
EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
>> Orel: UH, THANKS.
EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
>> Orel: UH, THANKS.
REVEREND, I JUST FEEL TERRIBLE
>> Orel: UH, THANKS.
REVEREND, I JUST FEEL TERRIBLE
ABOUT MAKING THAT AWFUL SONG SO
REVEREND, I JUST FEEL TERRIBLE
ABOUT MAKING THAT AWFUL SONG SO
POPULAR.
ABOUT MAKING THAT AWFUL SONG SO
POPULAR.
WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE IT UP TO
POPULAR.
WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE IT UP TO
GOD?
WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE IT UP TO
GOD?
>> Rev. Putty: N-NOTHING!
GOD?
>> Rev. Putty: N-NOTHING!
GOD KNOWS YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH.
>> Rev. Putty: N-NOTHING!
GOD KNOWS YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH.
JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING, AND SIT
GOD KNOWS YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH.
JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING, AND SIT
STILL, WILL YOU?
JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING, AND SIT
STILL, WILL YOU?
>> Orel: REALLY STILL?
STILL, WILL YOU?
>> Orel: REALLY STILL?
>> Rev. Putty: NO, NOT REALLY
>> Orel: REALLY STILL?
>> Rev. Putty: NO, NOT REALLY
STILL!
>> Rev. Putty: NO, NOT REALLY
STILL!
T-THAT WOULD BE TOO STILL.
STILL!
T-THAT WOULD BE TOO STILL.
NO, YOU KNOW -- BE NORMAL.
T-THAT WOULD BE TOO STILL.
NO, YOU KNOW -- BE NORMAL.
>> Orel: HUH, NORMAL.
NO, YOU KNOW -- BE NORMAL.
>> Orel: HUH, NORMAL.
>> Rev. Putty: OREL, WIPE THAT
>> Orel: HUH, NORMAL.
>> Rev. Putty: OREL, WIPE THAT
LOOK OFF YOUR FACE!
>> Rev. Putty: OREL, WIPE THAT
LOOK OFF YOUR FACE!
YOU DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING
LOOK OFF YOUR FACE!
YOU DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING
SPECIAL TO BE NORMAL.
YOU DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING
SPECIAL TO BE NORMAL.
>> Orel: OH, I GET IT!
SPECIAL TO BE NORMAL.
>> Orel: OH, I GET IT!
I CAN JUST BE MYSELF!
>> Orel: OH, I GET IT!
I CAN JUST BE MYSELF!
>> Rev. Putty: OH, NO!
I CAN JUST BE MYSELF!
>> Rev. Putty: OH, NO!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
>> Rev. Putty: OH, NO!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
DON'T DO THAT, EITHER!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
DON'T DO THAT, EITHER!
DON'T BE NORMAL.
DON'T DO THAT, EITHER!
DON'T BE NORMAL.
SORRY, I USED THE WRONG WORDS.
DON'T BE NORMAL.
SORRY, I USED THE WRONG WORDS.
COME ON, BUDDY, GRAB AHOLD OF
SORRY, I USED THE WRONG WORDS.
COME ON, BUDDY, GRAB AHOLD OF
YOURSELF.
COME ON, BUDDY, GRAB AHOLD OF
YOURSELF.
OKAY, UM, CAN'T YOU JUST FORGET
YOURSELF.
OKAY, UM, CAN'T YOU JUST FORGET
ABOUT ALL THIS?
OKAY, UM, CAN'T YOU JUST FORGET
ABOUT ALL THIS?
>> Orel: WELL, I GUESS I CAN
ABOUT ALL THIS?
>> Orel: WELL, I GUESS I CAN
FORGET ABOUT IT IF I REALLY TRY!
>> Orel: WELL, I GUESS I CAN
FORGET ABOUT IT IF I REALLY TRY!
>> Rev. Putty: DON'T TRY!
FORGET ABOUT IT IF I REALLY TRY!
>> Rev. Putty: DON'T TRY!
PLEASE, GOD, DON'T TRY DOING
>> Rev. Putty: DON'T TRY!
PLEASE, GOD, DON'T TRY DOING
ANYTHING!
PLEASE, GOD, DON'T TRY DOING
ANYTHING!
>> Orel: OH, REVEREND, I'M
ANYTHING!
>> Orel: OH, REVEREND, I'M
GETTING CONFUSED!
>> Orel: OH, REVEREND, I'M
GETTING CONFUSED!
>> Rev. Putty: YEAH, ME TOO,
GETTING CONFUSED!
>> Rev. Putty: YEAH, ME TOO,
BUDDY.
>> Rev. Putty: YEAH, ME TOO,
BUDDY.
W-W-WHAT I'M SAYING, OREL, IS
BUDDY.
W-W-WHAT I'M SAYING, OREL, IS
THAT YOU'RE JUST A KID.
W-W-WHAT I'M SAYING, OREL, IS
THAT YOU'RE JUST A KID.
GOD UNDERSTANDS.
THAT YOU'RE JUST A KID.
GOD UNDERSTANDS.
YOU'RE INNOCENT.
GOD UNDERSTANDS.
YOU'RE INNOCENT.
JUST DON'T SWEAT IT.
YOU'RE INNOCENT.
JUST DON'T SWEAT IT.
>> Orel: I'M INNOCENT?
JUST DON'T SWEAT IT.
>> Orel: I'M INNOCENT?
>> Rev. Putty: YEAH!
>> Orel: I'M INNOCENT?
>> Rev. Putty: YEAH!
JUST BE A KID.
>> Rev. Putty: YEAH!
JUST BE A KID.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE THAT AND YOU
JUST BE A KID.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE THAT AND YOU
DON'T WORRY ABOUT DOING GOOD,
AS LONG AS YOU'RE THAT AND YOU
DON'T WORRY ABOUT DOING GOOD,
YOU'LL BE FINE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT DOING GOOD,
YOU'LL BE FINE.
>> Orel: I DON'T KNOW.
YOU'LL BE FINE.
>> Orel: I DON'T KNOW.
>> Rev. Putty: YOU DON'T KNOW,
>> Orel: I DON'T KNOW.
>> Rev. Putty: YOU DON'T KNOW,
HUH?
>> Rev. Putty: YOU DON'T KNOW,
HUH?
UH -- UH -- OH, UH...
HUH?
UH -- UH -- OH, UH...
WELL, GO TO SOMEONE ELSE!
UH -- UH -- OH, UH...
WELL, GO TO SOMEONE ELSE!
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!
WELL, GO TO SOMEONE ELSE!
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!
YEAH, SOMEONE ELSE WHO REALLY
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!
YEAH, SOMEONE ELSE WHO REALLY
KNOWS.
YEAH, SOMEONE ELSE WHO REALLY
KNOWS.
>> Orel: WHO COULD THAT BE?
KNOWS.
>> Orel: WHO COULD THAT BE?
>> Rev. Putty: UH...YOUR
>> Orel: WHO COULD THAT BE?
>> Rev. Putty: UH...YOUR
TEACHER?
>> Rev. Putty: UH...YOUR
TEACHER?
>> Orel: MISS SCULPTHAM?
TEACHER?
>> Orel: MISS SCULPTHAM?
>> Rev. Putty: SURE, YEAH, HER.
>> Orel: MISS SCULPTHAM?
>> Rev. Putty: SURE, YEAH, HER.
YEAH, OH, SHE'S SO WISE.
>> Rev. Putty: SURE, YEAH, HER.
YEAH, OH, SHE'S SO WISE.
>> Orel: OKAY.
YEAH, OH, SHE'S SO WISE.
>> Orel: OKAY.
THANKS, REVEREND.
>> Orel: OKAY.
THANKS, REVEREND.
THAT WAS A LOT OF HELP.
THANKS, REVEREND.
THAT WAS A LOT OF HELP.
>> Rev. Putty: WAIT.
THAT WAS A LOT OF HELP.
>> Rev. Putty: WAIT.
NO! WAIT!
>> Rev. Putty: WAIT.
NO! WAIT!
OREL, COME BACK! I DIDN'T HELP!
NO! WAIT!
OREL, COME BACK! I DIDN'T HELP!
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
OREL, COME BACK! I DIDN'T HELP!
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT!
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT!
NOTHING!
ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT!
NOTHING!
YOU CAN'T BLAME ME!
NOTHING!
YOU CAN'T BLAME ME!
AAAAH!
YOU CAN'T BLAME ME!
AAAAH!
>> Orel: HI, MISS SCULPTHAM!
AAAAH!
>> Orel: HI, MISS SCULPTHAM!
>> AAAH!
>> Orel: HI, MISS SCULPTHAM!
>> AAAH!
>> Orel: I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU
>> AAAH!
>> Orel: I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU
WORKING LATE.
>> Orel: I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU
WORKING LATE.
>> OREL, YOU'RE A STRAIGHT-A
WORKING LATE.
>> OREL, YOU'RE A STRAIGHT-A
STUDENT.
>> OREL, YOU'RE A STRAIGHT-A
STUDENT.
WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY
STUDENT.
WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY
WANT FROM ME?
WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY
WANT FROM ME?
>> Orel: WELL, REVEREND PUTTY
WANT FROM ME?
>> Orel: WELL, REVEREND PUTTY
SAID THAT CHILDREN ARE ALWAYS
>> Orel: WELL, REVEREND PUTTY
SAID THAT CHILDREN ARE ALWAYS
INNOCENT NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO.
SAID THAT CHILDREN ARE ALWAYS
INNOCENT NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO.
>> PUTTY SAID THAT?
INNOCENT NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO.
>> PUTTY SAID THAT?
>> Orel: YES.
>> PUTTY SAID THAT?
>> Orel: YES.
>> AND HE TAKES RESPONSIBILITY
>> Orel: YES.
>> AND HE TAKES RESPONSIBILITY
FOR IT?
>> AND HE TAKES RESPONSIBILITY
FOR IT?
>> Orel: W-WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
FOR IT?
>> Orel: W-WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
HE SAID I SHOULD JUST SEE YOU,
>> Orel: W-WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
HE SAID I SHOULD JUST SEE YOU,
THOUGH.
HE SAID I SHOULD JUST SEE YOU,
THOUGH.
>> OH, HE DID, HUH?
THOUGH.
>> OH, HE DID, HUH?
TERRIFIC.
>> OH, HE DID, HUH?
TERRIFIC.
[ SIGHS ]
TERRIFIC.
[ SIGHS ]
OKAY, LOOK.
[ SIGHS ]
OKAY, LOOK.
YES, EVERYONE'S INNOCENT UNTIL
OKAY, LOOK.
YES, EVERYONE'S INNOCENT UNTIL
THEY REACH THE SEDUCTIVELY
YES, EVERYONE'S INNOCENT UNTIL
THEY REACH THE SEDUCTIVELY
DANGEROUS AGE OF 18 OR OVER.
THEY REACH THE SEDUCTIVELY
DANGEROUS AGE OF 18 OR OVER.
THAT'S WHY THE CHILDREN'S
DANGEROUS AGE OF 18 OR OVER.
THAT'S WHY THE CHILDREN'S
CRUSADE WAS SUCH A HUGE SUCCESS.
THAT'S WHY THE CHILDREN'S
CRUSADE WAS SUCH A HUGE SUCCESS.
>> Orel: THE CHILDREN'S CRUSADE?
CRUSADE WAS SUCH A HUGE SUCCESS.
>> Orel: THE CHILDREN'S CRUSADE?
>> YES, OREL.
>> Orel: THE CHILDREN'S CRUSADE?
>> YES, OREL.
WHEN THE CRUSADES WEREN'T GOING
>> YES, OREL.
WHEN THE CRUSADES WEREN'T GOING
SO WELL, WE CHRISTIANS SENT OUR
WHEN THE CRUSADES WEREN'T GOING
SO WELL, WE CHRISTIANS SENT OUR
KIDS OUT TO FIGHT THE HEATHENS
SO WELL, WE CHRISTIANS SENT OUR
KIDS OUT TO FIGHT THE HEATHENS
BECAUSE CHILDREN ARE INNOCENT
KIDS OUT TO FIGHT THE HEATHENS
BECAUSE CHILDREN ARE INNOCENT
AND PURE AND WOULD BE ABLE TO
BECAUSE CHILDREN ARE INNOCENT
AND PURE AND WOULD BE ABLE TO
KILL EVERYONE WITH GOD'S
AND PURE AND WOULD BE ABLE TO
KILL EVERYONE WITH GOD'S
BLESSING.
KILL EVERYONE WITH GOD'S
BLESSING.
>> Orel: AND IT REALLY WORKED?
BLESSING.
>> Orel: AND IT REALLY WORKED?
>> OF COURSE IT PROBABLY WORKED.
>> Orel: AND IT REALLY WORKED?
>> OF COURSE IT PROBABLY WORKED.
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THINGS
>> OF COURSE IT PROBABLY WORKED.
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THINGS
WHEN I DON'T!
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THINGS
WHEN I DON'T!
LOOK, OREL, IF YOU WANT TO
WHEN I DON'T!
LOOK, OREL, IF YOU WANT TO
INTERROGATE SOMEONE ABOUT FAITH,
LOOK, OREL, IF YOU WANT TO
INTERROGATE SOMEONE ABOUT FAITH,
GO SEE THE CHRISTEINS.
INTERROGATE SOMEONE ABOUT FAITH,
GO SEE THE CHRISTEINS.
>> Orel: THE JEWS FOR JESUS?
GO SEE THE CHRISTEINS.
>> Orel: THE JEWS FOR JESUS?
>> YEAH.
>> Orel: THE JEWS FOR JESUS?
>> YEAH.
THEIR OLD, ABANDONED RELIGION
>> YEAH.
THEIR OLD, ABANDONED RELIGION
WAS ESPECIALLY BUILT ON THE
THEIR OLD, ABANDONED RELIGION
WAS ESPECIALLY BUILT ON THE
RICKETY FOUNDATION OF
WAS ESPECIALLY BUILT ON THE
RICKETY FOUNDATION OF
DISCUSSION.
RICKETY FOUNDATION OF
DISCUSSION.
>> Orel: WHOA!
DISCUSSION.
>> Orel: WHOA!
THANKS FOR THE ADVICE.
>> Orel: WHOA!
THANKS FOR THE ADVICE.
>> NO! THAT WASN'T ADVICE.
THANKS FOR THE ADVICE.
>> NO! THAT WASN'T ADVICE.
YOU WANDERED IN ON A PRIVATE
>> NO! THAT WASN'T ADVICE.
YOU WANDERED IN ON A PRIVATE
COLLOQUY I WAS HAVING WITH
YOU WANDERED IN ON A PRIVATE
COLLOQUY I WAS HAVING WITH
MYSELF, YOU LITTLE EAVESDROPPER.
COLLOQUY I WAS HAVING WITH
MYSELF, YOU LITTLE EAVESDROPPER.
>> Orel: OH. OKAY!
MYSELF, YOU LITTLE EAVESDROPPER.
>> Orel: OH. OKAY!
>> "COLLOQUY."
>> Orel: OH. OKAY!
>> "COLLOQUY."
LOOK IT UP.
>> "COLLOQUY."
LOOK IT UP.
>> NOT JESUS.
LOOK IT UP.
>> NOT JESUS.
NOT JESUS.
>> NOT JESUS.
NOT JESUS.
NNN...
NOT JESUS.
NNN...
NOT-NOT JESUS.
NNN...
NOT-NOT JESUS.
>> MAZEL TOV!
NOT-NOT JESUS.
>> MAZEL TOV!
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
>> MAZEL TOV!
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
>> Orel: MR. CHRI--
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
>> Orel: MR. CHRI--
>> WHAT?! WHO IS IT?
>> Orel: MR. CHRI--
>> WHAT?! WHO IS IT?
>> OREL PUPPINGTON.
>> WHAT?! WHO IS IT?
>> OREL PUPPINGTON.
QUICK, EVERYONE INTO THE ATTIC.
>> OREL PUPPINGTON.
QUICK, EVERYONE INTO THE ATTIC.
>> WHY?
QUICK, EVERYONE INTO THE ATTIC.
>> WHY?
WHAT ARE WE, A BUNCH OF COWARDLY
>> WHY?
WHAT ARE WE, A BUNCH OF COWARDLY
SCHMENDRICKS LIKE JUDAS?
WHAT ARE WE, A BUNCH OF COWARDLY
SCHMENDRICKS LIKE JUDAS?
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
SCHMENDRICKS LIKE JUDAS?
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
OREL, COME IN.
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
OREL, COME IN.
>> HOW ABOUT A NOSH?
OREL, COME IN.
>> HOW ABOUT A NOSH?
WE GOT SHELLFISH, PIG, CHEESY
>> HOW ABOUT A NOSH?
WE GOT SHELLFISH, PIG, CHEESY
MEAT, MEATY CHEESE, AND
WE GOT SHELLFISH, PIG, CHEESY
MEAT, MEATY CHEESE, AND
JESUS-SHAPED MATZAHS.
MEAT, MEATY CHEESE, AND
JESUS-SHAPED MATZAHS.
>> Orel: OH! JESUS-SHAPED!
JESUS-SHAPED MATZAHS.
>> Orel: OH! JESUS-SHAPED!
>> WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT CAN I DO
>> Orel: OH! JESUS-SHAPED!
>> WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU?
>> WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU?
>> Orel: MR. CHRISTEIN, I'M
FOR YOU?
>> Orel: MR. CHRISTEIN, I'M
AFRAID GOD'S MAD AT ME.
>> Orel: MR. CHRISTEIN, I'M
AFRAID GOD'S MAD AT ME.
>> MAD AT YOU? GEVALT!
AFRAID GOD'S MAD AT ME.
>> MAD AT YOU? GEVALT!
SHARON, GET THE BLOOD.
>> MAD AT YOU? GEVALT!
SHARON, GET THE BLOOD.
>> Orel: BLOOD?!
SHARON, GET THE BLOOD.
>> Orel: BLOOD?!
>> YOU BET.
>> Orel: BLOOD?!
>> YOU BET.
NOTHING LIKE THE BLOOD OF THE
>> YOU BET.
NOTHING LIKE THE BLOOD OF THE
INNOCENT TO KEEP AWAY PESKY
NOTHING LIKE THE BLOOD OF THE
INNOCENT TO KEEP AWAY PESKY
PLAGUES.
INNOCENT TO KEEP AWAY PESKY
PLAGUES.
>> Orel: OH.
PLAGUES.
>> Orel: OH.
IT KEEPS PESTS AWAY?
>> Orel: OH.
IT KEEPS PESTS AWAY?
>> THAT AND THE WRATH OF GOD,
IT KEEPS PESTS AWAY?
>> THAT AND THE WRATH OF GOD,
WHICH IS HANDY.
>> THAT AND THE WRATH OF GOD,
WHICH IS HANDY.
[ VOCALIZES ]
WHICH IS HANDY.
[ VOCALIZES ]
THERE.
[ VOCALIZES ]
THERE.
NOW THE GOOD LORD REALIZES WE'RE
THERE.
NOW THE GOOD LORD REALIZES WE'RE
INNOCENT.
NOW THE GOOD LORD REALIZES WE'RE
INNOCENT.
>> Orel: HE DOES?
INNOCENT.
>> Orel: HE DOES?
>> MM-HMM!
>> Orel: HE DOES?
>> MM-HMM!
>> Orel: CAN I BORROW SOME OF
>> MM-HMM!
>> Orel: CAN I BORROW SOME OF
THAT?
>> Orel: CAN I BORROW SOME OF
THAT?
>> NO, NO. ONLY ENOUGH FOR ME.
THAT?
>> NO, NO. ONLY ENOUGH FOR ME.
WELL, NICE TO HAVE THIS LITTLE
>> NO, NO. ONLY ENOUGH FOR ME.
WELL, NICE TO HAVE THIS LITTLE
KIBBUTZ, OREL.
WELL, NICE TO HAVE THIS LITTLE
KIBBUTZ, OREL.
>> Orel: BUT --
KIBBUTZ, OREL.
>> Orel: BUT --
>> LOOK -- GO HOME.
>> Orel: BUT --
>> LOOK -- GO HOME.
>> Orel: BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY
>> LOOK -- GO HOME.
>> Orel: BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY
BLOOD THERE!
>> Orel: BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY
BLOOD THERE!
>> OY.
BLOOD THERE!
>> OY.
THIS WAS A LOT EASIER WHEN THERE
>> OY.
THIS WAS A LOT EASIER WHEN THERE
WAS NO HELL.
THIS WAS A LOT EASIER WHEN THERE
WAS NO HELL.
>> Orel: GEE, I NEED TO FIND
WAS NO HELL.
>> Orel: GEE, I NEED TO FIND
SOME INNOCENT BLOOD SOMEWHERE.
>> Orel: GEE, I NEED TO FIND
SOME INNOCENT BLOOD SOMEWHERE.
HOT DOG!
RATS!
OH! HOWDY, COACH.
>> Stopframe: BE RIGHT WITH YOU,
OH! HOWDY, COACH.
>> Stopframe: BE RIGHT WITH YOU,
OREL.
>> Stopframe: BE RIGHT WITH YOU,
OREL.
OKAY, NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
OREL.
OKAY, NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
>> Orel: I JUST SAID HOWDY.
OKAY, NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
>> Orel: I JUST SAID HOWDY.
>> Stopframe: RIGHT.
>> Orel: I JUST SAID HOWDY.
>> Stopframe: RIGHT.
>> Orel: WELL, SINCE I RAN INTO
>> Stopframe: RIGHT.
>> Orel: WELL, SINCE I RAN INTO
YOU, MAYBE I CAN ASK YOU
>> Orel: WELL, SINCE I RAN INTO
YOU, MAYBE I CAN ASK YOU
SOMETHING.
YOU, MAYBE I CAN ASK YOU
SOMETHING.
>> Stopframe: YOU CAN FLAP YOUR
SOMETHING.
>> Stopframe: YOU CAN FLAP YOUR
GUMS UNTIL IT'S DRAINED.
>> Stopframe: YOU CAN FLAP YOUR
GUMS UNTIL IT'S DRAINED.
>> Orel: WHAT'S DRAINED?
GUMS UNTIL IT'S DRAINED.
>> Orel: WHAT'S DRAINED?
[ ZIPPER OPENS ]
>> Orel: WHAT'S DRAINED?
[ ZIPPER OPENS ]
[ GASPS ] OH! THAT!
[ ZIPPER OPENS ]
[ GASPS ] OH! THAT!
UM...WELL, I FOUND OUT FROM
[ GASPS ] OH! THAT!
UM...WELL, I FOUND OUT FROM
REVEREND PUTTY THAT ALL KIDS ARE
UM...WELL, I FOUND OUT FROM
REVEREND PUTTY THAT ALL KIDS ARE
INNOCENT, AND THEN
REVEREND PUTTY THAT ALL KIDS ARE
INNOCENT, AND THEN
MISS SCULPTHAM TOLD ME THAT THEY
INNOCENT, AND THEN
MISS SCULPTHAM TOLD ME THAT THEY
CAN GO OUT AND WIN WARS AND KILL
MISS SCULPTHAM TOLD ME THAT THEY
CAN GO OUT AND WIN WARS AND KILL
BECAUSE OF IT.
CAN GO OUT AND WIN WARS AND KILL
BECAUSE OF IT.
[ URINATING ]
BECAUSE OF IT.
[ URINATING ]
>> Stopframe: MM-HMM, GO ON.
[ URINATING ]
>> Stopframe: MM-HMM, GO ON.
>> Orel: AND THEN MR. CHRISTEIN
>> Stopframe: MM-HMM, GO ON.
>> Orel: AND THEN MR. CHRISTEIN
SAID THAT YOU COULD BE EXTRA
>> Orel: AND THEN MR. CHRISTEIN
SAID THAT YOU COULD BE EXTRA
INNOCENT IN THE EYES OF GOD IF
SAID THAT YOU COULD BE EXTRA
INNOCENT IN THE EYES OF GOD IF
YOU SLAUGHTER THE BLOOD OF THE
INNOCENT IN THE EYES OF GOD IF
YOU SLAUGHTER THE BLOOD OF THE
INNOCENT ON YOUR FRONT STOOP.
YOU SLAUGHTER THE BLOOD OF THE
INNOCENT ON YOUR FRONT STOOP.
>> Stopframe: WELL, THAT SEEMS
INNOCENT ON YOUR FRONT STOOP.
>> Stopframe: WELL, THAT SEEMS
LIKE A WASTE OF VIRGIN BLOOD.
>> Stopframe: WELL, THAT SEEMS
LIKE A WASTE OF VIRGIN BLOOD.
>> Orel: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
LIKE A WASTE OF VIRGIN BLOOD.
>> Orel: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Stopframe: WELL, IF YOU BATHE
>> Orel: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Stopframe: WELL, IF YOU BATHE
IN VIRGIN BLOOD INSTEAD OF
>> Stopframe: WELL, IF YOU BATHE
IN VIRGIN BLOOD INSTEAD OF
PAINTING YOUR HOUSE WITH IT, YOU
IN VIRGIN BLOOD INSTEAD OF
PAINTING YOUR HOUSE WITH IT, YOU
STAY YOUNG.
PAINTING YOUR HOUSE WITH IT, YOU
STAY YOUNG.
>> Orel: YOU DO?
STAY YOUNG.
>> Orel: YOU DO?
>> Stopframe: OF COURSE.
>> Orel: YOU DO?
>> Stopframe: OF COURSE.
YOU NEED TO READ MORE GOTHIC
>> Stopframe: OF COURSE.
YOU NEED TO READ MORE GOTHIC
EROTICA.
YOU NEED TO READ MORE GOTHIC
EROTICA.
>> Orel: ER...UH...
EROTICA.
>> Orel: ER...UH...
OKAY, BUT, SO, THAT MEANS
>> Orel: ER...UH...
OKAY, BUT, SO, THAT MEANS
THAT --
OKAY, BUT, SO, THAT MEANS
THAT --
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
THAT --
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
THAT IF I BATHE IN VIR...
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
THAT IF I BATHE IN VIR...
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
THAT IF I BATHE IN VIR...
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
...GIN BLOOD, I COULD STAY A
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
...GIN BLOOD, I COULD STAY A
CHILD AND...
...GIN BLOOD, I COULD STAY A
CHILD AND...
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
CHILD AND...
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
THEN I'LL BE INNO...
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
THEN I'LL BE INNO...
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
THEN I'LL BE INNO...
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
...CENT FOREVER.
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
...CENT FOREVER.
>> Stopframe: RIGHT.
...CENT FOREVER.
>> Stopframe: RIGHT.
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
>> Stopframe: RIGHT.
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
[ ZIPPER CLOSES ]
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
[ ZIPPER CLOSES ]
I'M DONE TALKING.
[ ZIPPER CLOSES ]
I'M DONE TALKING.
>> Orel: WOW.
I'M DONE TALKING.
>> Orel: WOW.
NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FIND
>> Orel: WOW.
NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FIND
MYSELF SOME VIRGIN KIDS.
NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FIND
MYSELF SOME VIRGIN KIDS.
THANKS FOR THE GUIDANCE, COACH!
MYSELF SOME VIRGIN KIDS.
THANKS FOR THE GUIDANCE, COACH!
>> Stopframe: MY PLEASURE, KID.
THANKS FOR THE GUIDANCE, COACH!
>> Stopframe: MY PLEASURE, KID.
>> Orel: [ WHISTLING ]
>> Stopframe: MY PLEASURE, KID.
>> Orel: [ WHISTLING ]
>> Clay: YOU GET RID OF THE KID?
>> Orel: [ WHISTLING ]
>> Clay: YOU GET RID OF THE KID?
>> Stopframe: MM-HMM.
>> Clay: YOU GET RID OF THE KID?
>> Stopframe: MM-HMM.
NOW LET'S CELEBRATE.
>> Stopframe: MM-HMM.
NOW LET'S CELEBRATE.
TAKE OFF YOUR SHOE AND WE'LL
NOW LET'S CELEBRATE.
TAKE OFF YOUR SHOE AND WE'LL
TOAST WITH CHAMPAGNE.
TAKE OFF YOUR SHOE AND WE'LL
TOAST WITH CHAMPAGNE.
>> Clay: BUT HOW WAS HE?
TOAST WITH CHAMPAGNE.
>> Clay: BUT HOW WAS HE?
WHAT'D HE SAY?
>> Clay: BUT HOW WAS HE?
WHAT'D HE SAY?
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
WHAT'D HE SAY?
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
OH, GOD!
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
OH, GOD!
>> Stopframe: RELAX.
OH, GOD!
>> Stopframe: RELAX.
I HANDLED EVERYTHING.
>> Stopframe: RELAX.
I HANDLED EVERYTHING.
IT WAS A WALK IN THE PARK.
I HANDLED EVERYTHING.
IT WAS A WALK IN THE PARK.
[ TOOLS CLANGING ]
>> Orel: HEY, DAD.
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> Orel: I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> Orel: I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
SURE I'M GETTING THIS RIGHT.
>> Orel: I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
SURE I'M GETTING THIS RIGHT.
>> Clay: YOU LISTEN TO YOUR
SURE I'M GETTING THIS RIGHT.
>> Clay: YOU LISTEN TO YOUR
ELDERLIES?
>> Clay: YOU LISTEN TO YOUR
ELDERLIES?
>> Orel: YEAH.
ELDERLIES?
>> Orel: YEAH.
>> Clay: WELL, YOU'RE DOING
>> Orel: YEAH.
>> Clay: WELL, YOU'RE DOING
EVERYTHING RIGHT.
>> Clay: WELL, YOU'RE DOING
EVERYTHING RIGHT.
[ SNORING ]
EVERYTHING RIGHT.
[ SNORING ]
>> Orel: OKAY. THAT'S THAT.
[ SNORING ]
>> Orel: OKAY. THAT'S THAT.
WE BETTER GET STARTED.
>> Orel: OKAY. THAT'S THAT.
WE BETTER GET STARTED.
THIS MAY TAKE A WHILE.
WE BETTER GET STARTED.
THIS MAY TAKE A WHILE.
>> Clay: [ GROANING ]
THIS MAY TAKE A WHILE.
>> Clay: [ GROANING ]
>> Bloberta: GOOD AFTERNOON.
>> Clay: [ GROANING ]
>> Bloberta: GOOD AFTERNOON.
>> Clay: OH, YEAH?
>> Bloberta: GOOD AFTERNOON.
>> Clay: OH, YEAH?
WHAT'S SO AFTERNOON ABOUT IT?
>> Clay: OH, YEAH?
WHAT'S SO AFTERNOON ABOUT IT?
>> Bloberta: WELL, IT'S
WHAT'S SO AFTERNOON ABOUT IT?
>> Bloberta: WELL, IT'S
4:30 P.M.
>> Bloberta: WELL, IT'S
4:30 P.M.
WHAT KIND OF AN EXAMPLE IS THAT
4:30 P.M.
WHAT KIND OF AN EXAMPLE IS THAT
FOR YOUR SON?
WHAT KIND OF AN EXAMPLE IS THAT
FOR YOUR SON?
>> Clay: DON'T WORRY ABOUT OREL.
FOR YOUR SON?
>> Clay: DON'T WORRY ABOUT OREL.
HE'S FINE.
>> Clay: DON'T WORRY ABOUT OREL.
HE'S FINE.
CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK.
HE'S FINE.
CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK.
MY OWN FLESH AND...
CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK.
MY OWN FLESH AND...
BLOOD?
MY OWN FLESH AND...
BLOOD?
>> Clay: OH, HI, DAD!
BLOOD?
>> Clay: OH, HI, DAD!
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?
>> ? YOU ROTTEN LITTLE FINK ?
>> ? YOUR SERMON NEVER PLEASES ?
>> ? YOU ROTTEN LITTLE FINK ?
>> ? YOUR SERMON NEVER PLEASES ?
>> ? AND YOUR PARABLES ALL
>> ? YOUR SERMON NEVER PLEASES ?
>> ? AND YOUR PARABLES ALL
STINK ?
>> ? AND YOUR PARABLES ALL
STINK ?
>> ? YOUR EYES ARE BEADY, NOSE
STINK ?
>> ? YOUR EYES ARE BEADY, NOSE
IS WEIRD, A GOOFY BASKET CASE ?
>> ? YOUR EYES ARE BEADY, NOSE
IS WEIRD, A GOOFY BASKET CASE ?
>> ? I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOUR
IS WEIRD, A GOOFY BASKET CASE ?
>> ? I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOUR
STUPID BEARD AND RIP IT OFF YOUR
>> ? I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOUR
STUPID BEARD AND RIP IT OFF YOUR
FACE ?
STUPID BEARD AND RIP IT OFF YOUR
FACE ?
>> ? PRANCING GAILY ON THE
FACE ?
>> ? PRANCING GAILY ON THE
WATER ?
>> ? PRANCING GAILY ON THE
WATER ?
? A LONG-HAIRED, SCRAWNY CLOD ?
WATER ?
? A LONG-HAIRED, SCRAWNY CLOD ?
? YOU MAY BE SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER,
? A LONG-HAIRED, SCRAWNY CLOD ?
? YOU MAY BE SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER,
BUT YOU SURE AIN'T THE SON OF
? YOU MAY BE SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER,
BUT YOU SURE AIN'T THE SON OF
GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD ?
>> ? I HATE YOU, JESUS ?
? WITH YOUR BORING MIRACLES ?
? YOU SMELL LIKE A HUNK OF
? WITH YOUR BORING MIRACLES ?
? YOU SMELL LIKE A HUNK OF
CHEESE THAT'S BEEN SHOVED RIGHT
? YOU SMELL LIKE A HUNK OF
CHEESE THAT'S BEEN SHOVED RIGHT
UP ?
CHEESE THAT'S BEEN SHOVED RIGHT
UP ?
? SHOVED RIGHT UP ?
UP ?
? SHOVED RIGHT UP ?
? SHOVED RIGHT UP MY NOSE ?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Orel: WOW, EVERYONE SURE
HATES JESUS.
>> Orel: WOW, EVERYONE SURE
HATES JESUS.
WHOOPS.
HATES JESUS.
WHOOPS.
>> Rev. Putty: ONE AT A TIME.
WHOOPS.
>> Rev. Putty: ONE AT A TIME.
GO WITH GOD. NO SHOVING.
>> Rev. Putty: ONE AT A TIME.
GO WITH GOD. NO SHOVING.
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY?
GO WITH GOD. NO SHOVING.
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY?
>> Rev. Putty: WELL, IF IT ISN'T
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY?
>> Rev. Putty: WELL, IF IT ISN'T
FUNNY, LITTLE, CUTE, SINGING
>> Rev. Putty: WELL, IF IT ISN'T
FUNNY, LITTLE, CUTE, SINGING
JUDAS.
FUNNY, LITTLE, CUTE, SINGING
JUDAS.
MAN, LET ME TELL YOU -- THAT
JUDAS.
MAN, LET ME TELL YOU -- THAT
SONG OF YOURS WAS A HOOT.
MAN, LET ME TELL YOU -- THAT
SONG OF YOURS WAS A HOOT.
? I HATE YOU, JESUS ?
SONG OF YOURS WAS A HOOT.
? I HATE YOU, JESUS ?
I DON'T THINK THAT SONG
? I HATE YOU, JESUS ?
I DON'T THINK THAT SONG
SHOULD'VE EVER BECOME SO
I DON'T THINK THAT SONG
SHOULD'VE EVER BECOME SO
POPULAR.
SHOULD'VE EVER BECOME SO
POPULAR.
>> Rev. Putty: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
POPULAR.
>> Rev. Putty: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
IT'S HILARIOUS.
>> Rev. Putty: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
IT'S HILARIOUS.
"I HATE YOU, JESUS, YOU ROTTEN
IT'S HILARIOUS.
"I HATE YOU, JESUS, YOU ROTTEN
LITTLE FINK.
"I HATE YOU, JESUS, YOU ROTTEN
LITTLE FINK.
"YOUR SER--" UH-OH.
LITTLE FINK.
"YOUR SER--" UH-OH.
>> Orel: GOLLY, DO YOU THINK
"YOUR SER--" UH-OH.
>> Orel: GOLLY, DO YOU THINK
GOD'S MAD, REVEREND?
>> Orel: GOLLY, DO YOU THINK
GOD'S MAD, REVEREND?
>> Rev. Putty: MAD?
GOD'S MAD, REVEREND?
>> Rev. Putty: MAD?
WELL, LET'S SEE.
>> Rev. Putty: MAD?
WELL, LET'S SEE.
THE SIGNS WOULD BE FIRE...
WELL, LET'S SEE.
THE SIGNS WOULD BE FIRE...
PLAGUE...
THE SIGNS WOULD BE FIRE...
PLAGUE...
BOILS...
PLAGUE...
BOILS...
>> Clay: SAY, I THINK I'LL GO
BOILS...
>> Clay: SAY, I THINK I'LL GO
AND PAINT THE LAWN.
>> Clay: SAY, I THINK I'LL GO
AND PAINT THE LAWN.
>> Rev. Putty: THE DEAD RISING
AND PAINT THE LAWN.
>> Rev. Putty: THE DEAD RISING
UP...
>> Rev. Putty: THE DEAD RISING
UP...
AND LOCUSTS.
UP...
AND LOCUSTS.
>> Orel: OH, HIYA, LITTLE
AND LOCUSTS.
>> Orel: OH, HIYA, LITTLE
CRICKET.
>> Orel: OH, HIYA, LITTLE
CRICKET.
>> Rev. Putty: A-A-AH!
CRICKET.
>> Rev. Putty: A-A-AH!
[ COUGHS, RETCHES ]
>> Rev. Putty: A-A-AH!
[ COUGHS, RETCHES ]
EVERYBODY BACK IN!
[ COUGHS, RETCHES ]
EVERYBODY BACK IN!
COME ON, SHOW'S NOT OVER, FOLKS!
EVERYBODY BACK IN!
COME ON, SHOW'S NOT OVER, FOLKS!
BACK IN, BACK IN, BACK IN!
COME ON, SHOW'S NOT OVER, FOLKS!
BACK IN, BACK IN, BACK IN!
GOD'S WRATH HAS WARNED US!
BACK IN, BACK IN, BACK IN!
GOD'S WRATH HAS WARNED US!
>> Clay: YEAH, BUT COME ON!
GOD'S WRATH HAS WARNED US!
>> Clay: YEAH, BUT COME ON!
ALL THAT STUFF HAPPENED BEFORE
>> Clay: YEAH, BUT COME ON!
ALL THAT STUFF HAPPENED BEFORE
THAT SONG.
ALL THAT STUFF HAPPENED BEFORE
THAT SONG.
>> Rev. Putty: YOU THINK GOD
THAT SONG.
>> Rev. Putty: YOU THINK GOD
CAN'T SEE INTO THE FUTURE?
>> Rev. Putty: YOU THINK GOD
CAN'T SEE INTO THE FUTURE?
HE CAN SEE WEEKS INTO THE
CAN'T SEE INTO THE FUTURE?
HE CAN SEE WEEKS INTO THE
FUTURE, BUB, AND WITH LYRICS
HE CAN SEE WEEKS INTO THE
FUTURE, BUB, AND WITH LYRICS
LIKE THAT, YOU THINK HE'S JUST
FUTURE, BUB, AND WITH LYRICS
LIKE THAT, YOU THINK HE'S JUST
GONNA SIT AROUND, PICKING HIS
LIKE THAT, YOU THINK HE'S JUST
GONNA SIT AROUND, PICKING HIS
NOSE, TILL WE GET AROUND TO
GONNA SIT AROUND, PICKING HIS
NOSE, TILL WE GET AROUND TO
SINGING IT?
NOSE, TILL WE GET AROUND TO
SINGING IT?
"I'D LIKE TO TAKE THAT STUPID
SINGING IT?
"I'D LIKE TO TAKE THAT STUPID
BEARD AND RIP IT OFF YOUR FACE"?
"I'D LIKE TO TAKE THAT STUPID
BEARD AND RIP IT OFF YOUR FACE"?
>> ? PRANCING GAILY ON THE
BEARD AND RIP IT OFF YOUR FACE"?
>> ? PRANCING GAILY ON THE
WATER ?
>> ? PRANCING GAILY ON THE
WATER ?
>> ? A LONG-HAIRED, SCRAWNY
WATER ?
>> ? A LONG-HAIRED, SCRAWNY
CLOD ?
>> ? A LONG-HAIRED, SCRAWNY
CLOD ?
>> Rev. Putty: NO!
CLOD ?
>> Rev. Putty: NO!
DO YOU WANT TO TURN ALL OUR
>> Rev. Putty: NO!
DO YOU WANT TO TURN ALL OUR
WATER INTO BLOOD?!
DO YOU WANT TO TURN ALL OUR
WATER INTO BLOOD?!
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
WATER INTO BLOOD?!
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
HOLY POTATOES!
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
HOLY POTATOES!
AND ALL THIS IS THE FAULT OF
HOLY POTATOES!
AND ALL THIS IS THE FAULT OF
JUST ONE LONE PERSON.
AND ALL THIS IS THE FAULT OF
JUST ONE LONE PERSON.
UM, OREL, CAN YOU EXCUSE US FOR
JUST ONE LONE PERSON.
UM, OREL, CAN YOU EXCUSE US FOR
A MOMENT WHILE WE TALK?
UM, OREL, CAN YOU EXCUSE US FOR
A MOMENT WHILE WE TALK?
>> Orel: YOU AND EVERYBODY?
A MOMENT WHILE WE TALK?
>> Orel: YOU AND EVERYBODY?
>> Rev. Putty: DON'T WORRY, IT'S
>> Orel: YOU AND EVERYBODY?
>> Rev. Putty: DON'T WORRY, IT'S
NOT ABOUT YOU.
>> Rev. Putty: DON'T WORRY, IT'S
NOT ABOUT YOU.
>> Orel: OH, OKAY.
NOT ABOUT YOU.
>> Orel: OH, OKAY.
>> Clay: WELL, SEE YOU NEXT
>> Orel: OH, OKAY.
>> Clay: WELL, SEE YOU NEXT
SUNDAY!
>> Clay: WELL, SEE YOU NEXT
SUNDAY!
>> Rev. Putty: YOU'RE GOING
SUNDAY!
>> Rev. Putty: YOU'RE GOING
NOWHERE.
>> Rev. Putty: YOU'RE GOING
NOWHERE.
>> Clay: RIGHT.
NOWHERE.
>> Clay: RIGHT.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> Clay: RIGHT.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> Rev. Putty: OKAY, SO IT'S
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> Rev. Putty: OKAY, SO IT'S
OBVIOUS THAT A CERTAIN LITTLE
>> Rev. Putty: OKAY, SO IT'S
OBVIOUS THAT A CERTAIN LITTLE
GUY IS GETTING A TAD OUT OF HAND
OBVIOUS THAT A CERTAIN LITTLE
GUY IS GETTING A TAD OUT OF HAND
LATELY.
GUY IS GETTING A TAD OUT OF HAND
LATELY.
>> Clay: AMEN.
LATELY.
>> Clay: AMEN.
>> Shapey: MINE!
>> Clay: AMEN.
>> Shapey: MINE!
>> Rev. Putty: AND I FEEL THAT
>> Shapey: MINE!
>> Rev. Putty: AND I FEEL THAT
THERE HAS TO BE A POINT WHERE
>> Rev. Putty: AND I FEEL THAT
THERE HAS TO BE A POINT WHERE
THE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD
THERE HAS TO BE A POINT WHERE
THE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD
ACCEPTS RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS
THE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD
ACCEPTS RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS
CHILD'S ACTION.
ACCEPTS RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS
CHILD'S ACTION.
>> Clay: WAIT A MINUTE!
CHILD'S ACTION.
>> Clay: WAIT A MINUTE!
YOU'RE ASKING ME TO TAKE
>> Clay: WAIT A MINUTE!
YOU'RE ASKING ME TO TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT OREL
YOU'RE ASKING ME TO TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT OREL
DOES?
RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT OREL
DOES?
>> Rev. Putty: I KNOW IT'S A
DOES?
>> Rev. Putty: I KNOW IT'S A
TALL ORDER.
>> Rev. Putty: I KNOW IT'S A
TALL ORDER.
>> Clay: 90% OF THE TIME, I'M
TALL ORDER.
>> Clay: 90% OF THE TIME, I'M
NOT EVEN RESPONSIBLE FOR MY OWN
>> Clay: 90% OF THE TIME, I'M
NOT EVEN RESPONSIBLE FOR MY OWN
ACTION.
NOT EVEN RESPONSIBLE FOR MY OWN
ACTION.
>> WHAT IF YOU QUIT DRINKING?
ACTION.
>> WHAT IF YOU QUIT DRINKING?
>> Clay: YEAH, WHAT IF!
>> WHAT IF YOU QUIT DRINKING?
>> Clay: YEAH, WHAT IF!
>> LOOK, WE'VE ALL GIVEN OREL
>> Clay: YEAH, WHAT IF!
>> LOOK, WE'VE ALL GIVEN OREL
GUIDANCE OVER THE YEARS.
>> LOOK, WE'VE ALL GIVEN OREL
GUIDANCE OVER THE YEARS.
IT IS MY CONSIDERATE OPINION
GUIDANCE OVER THE YEARS.
IT IS MY CONSIDERATE OPINION
THAT THE CHILD MAY HAVE BEEN...
IT IS MY CONSIDERATE OPINION
THAT THE CHILD MAY HAVE BEEN...
MISLED.
THAT THE CHILD MAY HAVE BEEN...
MISLED.
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
MISLED.
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
>> Rev. Putty: GUYS, WAIT.
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
>> Rev. Putty: GUYS, WAIT.
IT SOUNDS WEIRD, BUT MAYBE
>> Rev. Putty: GUYS, WAIT.
IT SOUNDS WEIRD, BUT MAYBE
DR. POTTERSWHEEL'S RIGHT.
IT SOUNDS WEIRD, BUT MAYBE
DR. POTTERSWHEEL'S RIGHT.
WHAT IF WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE
DR. POTTERSWHEEL'S RIGHT.
WHAT IF WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT?
WHAT IF WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT?
[ ALL GASP ]
TALKING ABOUT?
[ ALL GASP ]
FROM NOW ON, WE MAY HAVE TO
[ ALL GASP ]
FROM NOW ON, WE MAY HAVE TO
START PUTTING SOME ACTUAL
FROM NOW ON, WE MAY HAVE TO
START PUTTING SOME ACTUAL
THOUGHT INTO THE WAY WE COACH
START PUTTING SOME ACTUAL
THOUGHT INTO THE WAY WE COACH
HIM.
THOUGHT INTO THE WAY WE COACH
HIM.
>> Stopframe: UH, BY "COACH,"
HIM.
>> Stopframe: UH, BY "COACH,"
YOU MEAN "TEACH," RIGHT?
>> Stopframe: UH, BY "COACH,"
YOU MEAN "TEACH," RIGHT?
>> Rev. Putty: YES.
YOU MEAN "TEACH," RIGHT?
>> Rev. Putty: YES.
>> Stopframe: GUMDROPS.
>> Rev. Putty: YES.
>> Stopframe: GUMDROPS.
SEE YOU LATER, CROCODILE.
>> Stopframe: GUMDROPS.
SEE YOU LATER, CROCODILE.
>> I GUESS I CAN GO, TOO.
SEE YOU LATER, CROCODILE.
>> I GUESS I CAN GO, TOO.
>> Rev. Putty: WAIT, YOU ARE A
>> I GUESS I CAN GO, TOO.
>> Rev. Putty: WAIT, YOU ARE A
TEACHER.
>> Rev. Putty: WAIT, YOU ARE A
TEACHER.
>> I TEACH SCHOOL, WHICH HAS
TEACHER.
>> I TEACH SCHOOL, WHICH HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH LIFE, SO
>> I TEACH SCHOOL, WHICH HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH LIFE, SO
DON'T PIN THIS ON ME.
NOTHING TO DO WITH LIFE, SO
DON'T PIN THIS ON ME.
>> OR ME!
DON'T PIN THIS ON ME.
>> OR ME!
>> ME, NEITHER!
>> OR ME!
>> ME, NEITHER!
>> Rev. Putty: COME ON, EVERYONE
>> ME, NEITHER!
>> Rev. Putty: COME ON, EVERYONE
BACK!
>> Rev. Putty: COME ON, EVERYONE
BACK!
NO ONE LEAVES!
BACK!
NO ONE LEAVES!
PEOPLE, THE POINT IS WE CAN'T
NO ONE LEAVES!
PEOPLE, THE POINT IS WE CAN'T
JUST SAY ANYTHING TO SHUT THE
PEOPLE, THE POINT IS WE CAN'T
JUST SAY ANYTHING TO SHUT THE
KID UP ANYMORE.
JUST SAY ANYTHING TO SHUT THE
KID UP ANYMORE.
>> SO YOU'RE SAYING WE JUST NEED
KID UP ANYMORE.
>> SO YOU'RE SAYING WE JUST NEED
TO AVOID OREL.
>> SO YOU'RE SAYING WE JUST NEED
TO AVOID OREL.
>> Rev. Putty: YES -- AVOID HIM,
TO AVOID OREL.
>> Rev. Putty: YES -- AVOID HIM,
OR AT LEAST TRY NOT TO GIVE HIM
>> Rev. Putty: YES -- AVOID HIM,
OR AT LEAST TRY NOT TO GIVE HIM
ANY GUIDANCE.
OR AT LEAST TRY NOT TO GIVE HIM
ANY GUIDANCE.
>> HIM, YOU CAN'T AVOID.
ANY GUIDANCE.
>> HIM, YOU CAN'T AVOID.
THAT LITTLE SHEGATZ IS A
>> HIM, YOU CAN'T AVOID.
THAT LITTLE SHEGATZ IS A
VERKLEMPT QUESTION MACHINE.
THAT LITTLE SHEGATZ IS A
VERKLEMPT QUESTION MACHINE.
>> Clay: I'M HIS FATHER.
VERKLEMPT QUESTION MACHINE.
>> Clay: I'M HIS FATHER.
A BOY NEEDS HIS --
>> Clay: I'M HIS FATHER.
A BOY NEEDS HIS --
>> Rev. Putty: WE WERE ALL JUST
A BOY NEEDS HIS --
>> Rev. Putty: WE WERE ALL JUST
SINGING, IN GOD'S HOUSE, HOW
>> Rev. Putty: WE WERE ALL JUST
SINGING, IN GOD'S HOUSE, HOW
MUCH WE HATE JESUS, ALL BECAUSE
SINGING, IN GOD'S HOUSE, HOW
MUCH WE HATE JESUS, ALL BECAUSE
OREL GOT SOME BAD ADVICE!
MUCH WE HATE JESUS, ALL BECAUSE
OREL GOT SOME BAD ADVICE!
>> Clay: PHEW, SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE
OREL GOT SOME BAD ADVICE!
>> Clay: PHEW, SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE
DAMNED IF WE DO AND DAMNED IF WE
>> Clay: PHEW, SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE
DAMNED IF WE DO AND DAMNED IF WE
DON'T.
DAMNED IF WE DO AND DAMNED IF WE
DON'T.
>> Rev. Putty: DAMNED IS RIGHT.
DON'T.
>> Rev. Putty: DAMNED IS RIGHT.
THE NEXT PERSON THAT
>> Rev. Putty: DAMNED IS RIGHT.
THE NEXT PERSON THAT
INADVERTENTLY SENDS
THE NEXT PERSON THAT
INADVERTENTLY SENDS
OREL PUPPINGTON DOWN THE WRONG
INADVERTENTLY SENDS
OREL PUPPINGTON DOWN THE WRONG
PATH COULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR
OREL PUPPINGTON DOWN THE WRONG
PATH COULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR
DAMNING ALL OUR SOULS.
PATH COULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR
DAMNING ALL OUR SOULS.
[ ALL GULP ]
[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]
>> Orel: DAD!
I NEED SOME ADVICE.
>> Orel: DAD!
I NEED SOME ADVICE.
[ ICE RATTLES IN GLASS ]
I NEED SOME ADVICE.
[ ICE RATTLES IN GLASS ]
DAD?
[ ICE RATTLES IN GLASS ]
DAD?
[ MUFFLED SHOUT ]
DAD?
[ MUFFLED SHOUT ]
>> Clay: [ MUTTERING ]
[ MUFFLED SHOUT ]
>> Clay: [ MUTTERING ]
[ DOOR CREAKS OPEN ]
>> Clay: [ MUTTERING ]
[ DOOR CREAKS OPEN ]
>> Orel: HUH, DOOR NEEDS OILING.
[ DOOR CREAKS OPEN ]
>> Orel: HUH, DOOR NEEDS OILING.
DAD, YOU HERE?
>> Orel: HUH, DOOR NEEDS OILING.
DAD, YOU HERE?
I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE
DAD, YOU HERE?
I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE
AMENDS WITH GOD ABOUT THAT SONG.
I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE
AMENDS WITH GOD ABOUT THAT SONG.
DAD?
AMENDS WITH GOD ABOUT THAT SONG.
DAD?
HUH, STILL WARM.
DAD?
HUH, STILL WARM.
HMM, I WONDER WHO I SHOULD TALK
HUH, STILL WARM.
HMM, I WONDER WHO I SHOULD TALK
TO NOW.
HMM, I WONDER WHO I SHOULD TALK
TO NOW.
[ GAS CAN CLICKS ]
TO NOW.
[ GAS CAN CLICKS ]
>> Clay: [ High-pitched voice ]
[ GAS CAN CLICKS ]
>> Clay: [ High-pitched voice ]
PUTTY.
>> Clay: [ High-pitched voice ]
PUTTY.
>> Orel: SAY, THAT SOUNDED
PUTTY.
>> Orel: SAY, THAT SOUNDED
LIKE -- OF COURSE!
>> Orel: SAY, THAT SOUNDED
LIKE -- OF COURSE!
REVEREND PUTTY!
LIKE -- OF COURSE!
REVEREND PUTTY!
THANKS, MR. CREAKY!
REVEREND PUTTY!
THANKS, MR. CREAKY!
>> Clay: YOU'RE WELCOME.
THANKS, MR. CREAKY!
>> Clay: YOU'RE WELCOME.
[ Normal voice ] PHEW.
>> Clay: YOU'RE WELCOME.
[ Normal voice ] PHEW.
WE GOOD?
[ Normal voice ] PHEW.
WE GOOD?
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY?
WE GOOD?
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY?
>> Rev. Putty: OHH!
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY?
>> Rev. Putty: OHH!
HI. WHAT'S UP?
>> Rev. Putty: OHH!
HI. WHAT'S UP?
YOU LOOK GOOD, YOU LOOK GOOD.
HI. WHAT'S UP?
YOU LOOK GOOD, YOU LOOK GOOD.
EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
YOU LOOK GOOD, YOU LOOK GOOD.
EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
>> Orel: UH, THANKS.
EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
>> Orel: UH, THANKS.
REVEREND, I JUST FEEL TERRIBLE
>> Orel: UH, THANKS.
REVEREND, I JUST FEEL TERRIBLE
ABOUT MAKING THAT AWFUL SONG SO
REVEREND, I JUST FEEL TERRIBLE
ABOUT MAKING THAT AWFUL SONG SO
POPULAR.
ABOUT MAKING THAT AWFUL SONG SO
POPULAR.
WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE IT UP TO
POPULAR.
WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE IT UP TO
GOD?
WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE IT UP TO
GOD?
>> Rev. Putty: N-NOTHING!
GOD?
>> Rev. Putty: N-NOTHING!
GOD KNOWS YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH.
>> Rev. Putty: N-NOTHING!
GOD KNOWS YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH.
JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING, AND SIT
GOD KNOWS YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH.
JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING, AND SIT
STILL, WILL YOU?
JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING, AND SIT
STILL, WILL YOU?
>> Orel: REALLY STILL?
STILL, WILL YOU?
>> Orel: REALLY STILL?
>> Rev. Putty: NO, NOT REALLY
>> Orel: REALLY STILL?
>> Rev. Putty: NO, NOT REALLY
STILL!
>> Rev. Putty: NO, NOT REALLY
STILL!
T-THAT WOULD BE TOO STILL.
STILL!
T-THAT WOULD BE TOO STILL.
NO, YOU KNOW -- BE NORMAL.
T-THAT WOULD BE TOO STILL.
NO, YOU KNOW -- BE NORMAL.
>> Orel: HUH, NORMAL.
NO, YOU KNOW -- BE NORMAL.
>> Orel: HUH, NORMAL.
>> Rev. Putty: OREL, WIPE THAT
>> Orel: HUH, NORMAL.
>> Rev. Putty: OREL, WIPE THAT
LOOK OFF YOUR FACE!
>> Rev. Putty: OREL, WIPE THAT
LOOK OFF YOUR FACE!
YOU DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING
LOOK OFF YOUR FACE!
YOU DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING
SPECIAL TO BE NORMAL.
YOU DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING
SPECIAL TO BE NORMAL.
>> Orel: OH, I GET IT!
SPECIAL TO BE NORMAL.
>> Orel: OH, I GET IT!
I CAN JUST BE MYSELF!
>> Orel: OH, I GET IT!
I CAN JUST BE MYSELF!
>> Rev. Putty: OH, NO!
I CAN JUST BE MYSELF!
>> Rev. Putty: OH, NO!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
>> Rev. Putty: OH, NO!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
DON'T DO THAT, EITHER!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
DON'T DO THAT, EITHER!
DON'T BE NORMAL.
DON'T DO THAT, EITHER!
DON'T BE NORMAL.
SORRY, I USED THE WRONG WORDS.
DON'T BE NORMAL.
SORRY, I USED THE WRONG WORDS.
COME ON, BUDDY, GRAB AHOLD OF
SORRY, I USED THE WRONG WORDS.
COME ON, BUDDY, GRAB AHOLD OF
YOURSELF.
COME ON, BUDDY, GRAB AHOLD OF
YOURSELF.
OKAY, UM, CAN'T YOU JUST FORGET
YOURSELF.
OKAY, UM, CAN'T YOU JUST FORGET
ABOUT ALL THIS?
OKAY, UM, CAN'T YOU JUST FORGET
ABOUT ALL THIS?
>> Orel: WELL, I GUESS I CAN
ABOUT ALL THIS?
>> Orel: WELL, I GUESS I CAN
FORGET ABOUT IT IF I REALLY TRY!
>> Orel: WELL, I GUESS I CAN
FORGET ABOUT IT IF I REALLY TRY!
>> Rev. Putty: DON'T TRY!
FORGET ABOUT IT IF I REALLY TRY!
>> Rev. Putty: DON'T TRY!
PLEASE, GOD, DON'T TRY DOING
>> Rev. Putty: DON'T TRY!
PLEASE, GOD, DON'T TRY DOING
ANYTHING!
PLEASE, GOD, DON'T TRY DOING
ANYTHING!
>> Orel: OH, REVEREND, I'M
ANYTHING!
>> Orel: OH, REVEREND, I'M
GETTING CONFUSED!
>> Orel: OH, REVEREND, I'M
GETTING CONFUSED!
>> Rev. Putty: YEAH, ME TOO,
GETTING CONFUSED!
>> Rev. Putty: YEAH, ME TOO,
BUDDY.
>> Rev. Putty: YEAH, ME TOO,
BUDDY.
W-W-WHAT I'M SAYING, OREL, IS
BUDDY.
W-W-WHAT I'M SAYING, OREL, IS
THAT YOU'RE JUST A KID.
W-W-WHAT I'M SAYING, OREL, IS
THAT YOU'RE JUST A KID.
GOD UNDERSTANDS.
THAT YOU'RE JUST A KID.
GOD UNDERSTANDS.
YOU'RE INNOCENT.
GOD UNDERSTANDS.
YOU'RE INNOCENT.
JUST DON'T SWEAT IT.
YOU'RE INNOCENT.
JUST DON'T SWEAT IT.
>> Orel: I'M INNOCENT?
JUST DON'T SWEAT IT.
>> Orel: I'M INNOCENT?
>> Rev. Putty: YEAH!
>> Orel: I'M INNOCENT?
>> Rev. Putty: YEAH!
JUST BE A KID.
>> Rev. Putty: YEAH!
JUST BE A KID.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE THAT AND YOU
JUST BE A KID.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE THAT AND YOU
DON'T WORRY ABOUT DOING GOOD,
AS LONG AS YOU'RE THAT AND YOU
DON'T WORRY ABOUT DOING GOOD,
YOU'LL BE FINE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT DOING GOOD,
YOU'LL BE FINE.
>> Orel: I DON'T KNOW.
YOU'LL BE FINE.
>> Orel: I DON'T KNOW.
>> Rev. Putty: YOU DON'T KNOW,
>> Orel: I DON'T KNOW.
>> Rev. Putty: YOU DON'T KNOW,
HUH?
>> Rev. Putty: YOU DON'T KNOW,
HUH?
UH -- UH -- OH, UH...
HUH?
UH -- UH -- OH, UH...
WELL, GO TO SOMEONE ELSE!
UH -- UH -- OH, UH...
WELL, GO TO SOMEONE ELSE!
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!
WELL, GO TO SOMEONE ELSE!
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!
YEAH, SOMEONE ELSE WHO REALLY
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!
YEAH, SOMEONE ELSE WHO REALLY
KNOWS.
YEAH, SOMEONE ELSE WHO REALLY
KNOWS.
>> Orel: WHO COULD THAT BE?
KNOWS.
>> Orel: WHO COULD THAT BE?
>> Rev. Putty: UH...YOUR
>> Orel: WHO COULD THAT BE?
>> Rev. Putty: UH...YOUR
TEACHER?
>> Rev. Putty: UH...YOUR
TEACHER?
>> Orel: MISS SCULPTHAM?
TEACHER?
>> Orel: MISS SCULPTHAM?
>> Rev. Putty: SURE, YEAH, HER.
>> Orel: MISS SCULPTHAM?
>> Rev. Putty: SURE, YEAH, HER.
YEAH, OH, SHE'S SO WISE.
>> Rev. Putty: SURE, YEAH, HER.
YEAH, OH, SHE'S SO WISE.
>> Orel: OKAY.
YEAH, OH, SHE'S SO WISE.
>> Orel: OKAY.
THANKS, REVEREND.
>> Orel: OKAY.
THANKS, REVEREND.
THAT WAS A LOT OF HELP.
THANKS, REVEREND.
THAT WAS A LOT OF HELP.
>> Rev. Putty: WAIT.
THAT WAS A LOT OF HELP.
>> Rev. Putty: WAIT.
NO! WAIT!
>> Rev. Putty: WAIT.
NO! WAIT!
OREL, COME BACK! I DIDN'T HELP!
NO! WAIT!
OREL, COME BACK! I DIDN'T HELP!
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
OREL, COME BACK! I DIDN'T HELP!
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT!
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT!
NOTHING!
ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT!
NOTHING!
YOU CAN'T BLAME ME!
NOTHING!
YOU CAN'T BLAME ME!
AAAAH!
YOU CAN'T BLAME ME!
AAAAH!
>> Orel: HI, MISS SCULPTHAM!
AAAAH!
>> Orel: HI, MISS SCULPTHAM!
>> AAAH!
>> Orel: HI, MISS SCULPTHAM!
>> AAAH!
>> Orel: I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU
>> AAAH!
>> Orel: I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU
WORKING LATE.
>> Orel: I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU
WORKING LATE.
>> OREL, YOU'RE A STRAIGHT-A
WORKING LATE.
>> OREL, YOU'RE A STRAIGHT-A
STUDENT.
>> OREL, YOU'RE A STRAIGHT-A
STUDENT.
WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY
STUDENT.
WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY
WANT FROM ME?
WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY
WANT FROM ME?
>> Orel: WELL, REVEREND PUTTY
WANT FROM ME?
>> Orel: WELL, REVEREND PUTTY
SAID THAT CHILDREN ARE ALWAYS
>> Orel: WELL, REVEREND PUTTY
SAID THAT CHILDREN ARE ALWAYS
INNOCENT NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO.
SAID THAT CHILDREN ARE ALWAYS
INNOCENT NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO.
>> PUTTY SAID THAT?
INNOCENT NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO.
>> PUTTY SAID THAT?
>> Orel: YES.
>> PUTTY SAID THAT?
>> Orel: YES.
>> AND HE TAKES RESPONSIBILITY
>> Orel: YES.
>> AND HE TAKES RESPONSIBILITY
FOR IT?
>> AND HE TAKES RESPONSIBILITY
FOR IT?
>> Orel: W-WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
FOR IT?
>> Orel: W-WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
HE SAID I SHOULD JUST SEE YOU,
>> Orel: W-WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
HE SAID I SHOULD JUST SEE YOU,
THOUGH.
HE SAID I SHOULD JUST SEE YOU,
THOUGH.
>> OH, HE DID, HUH?
THOUGH.
>> OH, HE DID, HUH?
TERRIFIC.
>> OH, HE DID, HUH?
TERRIFIC.
[ SIGHS ]
TERRIFIC.
[ SIGHS ]
OKAY, LOOK.
[ SIGHS ]
OKAY, LOOK.
YES, EVERYONE'S INNOCENT UNTIL
OKAY, LOOK.
YES, EVERYONE'S INNOCENT UNTIL
THEY REACH THE SEDUCTIVELY
YES, EVERYONE'S INNOCENT UNTIL
THEY REACH THE SEDUCTIVELY
DANGEROUS AGE OF 18 OR OVER.
THEY REACH THE SEDUCTIVELY
DANGEROUS AGE OF 18 OR OVER.
THAT'S WHY THE CHILDREN'S
DANGEROUS AGE OF 18 OR OVER.
THAT'S WHY THE CHILDREN'S
CRUSADE WAS SUCH A HUGE SUCCESS.
THAT'S WHY THE CHILDREN'S
CRUSADE WAS SUCH A HUGE SUCCESS.
>> Orel: THE CHILDREN'S CRUSADE?
CRUSADE WAS SUCH A HUGE SUCCESS.
>> Orel: THE CHILDREN'S CRUSADE?
>> YES, OREL.
>> Orel: THE CHILDREN'S CRUSADE?
>> YES, OREL.
WHEN THE CRUSADES WEREN'T GOING
>> YES, OREL.
WHEN THE CRUSADES WEREN'T GOING
SO WELL, WE CHRISTIANS SENT OUR
WHEN THE CRUSADES WEREN'T GOING
SO WELL, WE CHRISTIANS SENT OUR
KIDS OUT TO FIGHT THE HEATHENS
SO WELL, WE CHRISTIANS SENT OUR
KIDS OUT TO FIGHT THE HEATHENS
BECAUSE CHILDREN ARE INNOCENT
KIDS OUT TO FIGHT THE HEATHENS
BECAUSE CHILDREN ARE INNOCENT
AND PURE AND WOULD BE ABLE TO
BECAUSE CHILDREN ARE INNOCENT
AND PURE AND WOULD BE ABLE TO
KILL EVERYONE WITH GOD'S
AND PURE AND WOULD BE ABLE TO
KILL EVERYONE WITH GOD'S
BLESSING.
KILL EVERYONE WITH GOD'S
BLESSING.
>> Orel: AND IT REALLY WORKED?
BLESSING.
>> Orel: AND IT REALLY WORKED?
>> OF COURSE IT PROBABLY WORKED.
>> Orel: AND IT REALLY WORKED?
>> OF COURSE IT PROBABLY WORKED.
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THINGS
>> OF COURSE IT PROBABLY WORKED.
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THINGS
WHEN I DON'T!
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THINGS
WHEN I DON'T!
LOOK, OREL, IF YOU WANT TO
WHEN I DON'T!
LOOK, OREL, IF YOU WANT TO
INTERROGATE SOMEONE ABOUT FAITH,
LOOK, OREL, IF YOU WANT TO
INTERROGATE SOMEONE ABOUT FAITH,
GO SEE THE CHRISTEINS.
INTERROGATE SOMEONE ABOUT FAITH,
GO SEE THE CHRISTEINS.
>> Orel: THE JEWS FOR JESUS?
GO SEE THE CHRISTEINS.
>> Orel: THE JEWS FOR JESUS?
>> YEAH.
>> Orel: THE JEWS FOR JESUS?
>> YEAH.
THEIR OLD, ABANDONED RELIGION
>> YEAH.
THEIR OLD, ABANDONED RELIGION
WAS ESPECIALLY BUILT ON THE
THEIR OLD, ABANDONED RELIGION
WAS ESPECIALLY BUILT ON THE
RICKETY FOUNDATION OF
WAS ESPECIALLY BUILT ON THE
RICKETY FOUNDATION OF
DISCUSSION.
RICKETY FOUNDATION OF
DISCUSSION.
>> Orel: WHOA!
DISCUSSION.
>> Orel: WHOA!
THANKS FOR THE ADVICE.
>> Orel: WHOA!
THANKS FOR THE ADVICE.
>> NO! THAT WASN'T ADVICE.
THANKS FOR THE ADVICE.
>> NO! THAT WASN'T ADVICE.
YOU WANDERED IN ON A PRIVATE
>> NO! THAT WASN'T ADVICE.
YOU WANDERED IN ON A PRIVATE
COLLOQUY I WAS HAVING WITH
YOU WANDERED IN ON A PRIVATE
COLLOQUY I WAS HAVING WITH
MYSELF, YOU LITTLE EAVESDROPPER.
COLLOQUY I WAS HAVING WITH
MYSELF, YOU LITTLE EAVESDROPPER.
>> Orel: OH. OKAY!
MYSELF, YOU LITTLE EAVESDROPPER.
>> Orel: OH. OKAY!
>> "COLLOQUY."
>> Orel: OH. OKAY!
>> "COLLOQUY."
LOOK IT UP.
>> "COLLOQUY."
LOOK IT UP.
>> NOT JESUS.
LOOK IT UP.
>> NOT JESUS.
NOT JESUS.
>> NOT JESUS.
NOT JESUS.
NNN...
NOT JESUS.
NNN...
NOT-NOT JESUS.
NNN...
NOT-NOT JESUS.
>> MAZEL TOV!
NOT-NOT JESUS.
>> MAZEL TOV!
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
>> MAZEL TOV!
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
>> Orel: MR. CHRI--
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
>> Orel: MR. CHRI--
>> WHAT?! WHO IS IT?
>> Orel: MR. CHRI--
>> WHAT?! WHO IS IT?
>> OREL PUPPINGTON.
>> WHAT?! WHO IS IT?
>> OREL PUPPINGTON.
QUICK, EVERYONE INTO THE ATTIC.
>> OREL PUPPINGTON.
QUICK, EVERYONE INTO THE ATTIC.
>> WHY?
QUICK, EVERYONE INTO THE ATTIC.
>> WHY?
WHAT ARE WE, A BUNCH OF COWARDLY
>> WHY?
WHAT ARE WE, A BUNCH OF COWARDLY
SCHMENDRICKS LIKE JUDAS?
WHAT ARE WE, A BUNCH OF COWARDLY
SCHMENDRICKS LIKE JUDAS?
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
SCHMENDRICKS LIKE JUDAS?
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
OREL, COME IN.
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
OREL, COME IN.
>> HOW ABOUT A NOSH?
OREL, COME IN.
>> HOW ABOUT A NOSH?
WE GOT SHELLFISH, PIG, CHEESY
>> HOW ABOUT A NOSH?
WE GOT SHELLFISH, PIG, CHEESY
MEAT, MEATY CHEESE, AND
WE GOT SHELLFISH, PIG, CHEESY
MEAT, MEATY CHEESE, AND
JESUS-SHAPED MATZAHS.
MEAT, MEATY CHEESE, AND
JESUS-SHAPED MATZAHS.
>> Orel: OH! JESUS-SHAPED!
JESUS-SHAPED MATZAHS.
>> Orel: OH! JESUS-SHAPED!
>> WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT CAN I DO
>> Orel: OH! JESUS-SHAPED!
>> WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU?
>> WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU?
>> Orel: MR. CHRISTEIN, I'M
FOR YOU?
>> Orel: MR. CHRISTEIN, I'M
AFRAID GOD'S MAD AT ME.
>> Orel: MR. CHRISTEIN, I'M
AFRAID GOD'S MAD AT ME.
>> MAD AT YOU? GEVALT!
AFRAID GOD'S MAD AT ME.
>> MAD AT YOU? GEVALT!
SHARON, GET THE BLOOD.
>> MAD AT YOU? GEVALT!
SHARON, GET THE BLOOD.
>> Orel: BLOOD?!
SHARON, GET THE BLOOD.
>> Orel: BLOOD?!
>> YOU BET.
>> Orel: BLOOD?!
>> YOU BET.
NOTHING LIKE THE BLOOD OF THE
>> YOU BET.
NOTHING LIKE THE BLOOD OF THE
INNOCENT TO KEEP AWAY PESKY
NOTHING LIKE THE BLOOD OF THE
INNOCENT TO KEEP AWAY PESKY
PLAGUES.
INNOCENT TO KEEP AWAY PESKY
PLAGUES.
>> Orel: OH.
PLAGUES.
>> Orel: OH.
IT KEEPS PESTS AWAY?
>> Orel: OH.
IT KEEPS PESTS AWAY?
>> THAT AND THE WRATH OF GOD,
IT KEEPS PESTS AWAY?
>> THAT AND THE WRATH OF GOD,
WHICH IS HANDY.
>> THAT AND THE WRATH OF GOD,
WHICH IS HANDY.
[ VOCALIZES ]
WHICH IS HANDY.
[ VOCALIZES ]
THERE.
[ VOCALIZES ]
THERE.
NOW THE GOOD LORD REALIZES WE'RE
THERE.
NOW THE GOOD LORD REALIZES WE'RE
INNOCENT.
NOW THE GOOD LORD REALIZES WE'RE
INNOCENT.
>> Orel: HE DOES?
INNOCENT.
>> Orel: HE DOES?
>> MM-HMM!
>> Orel: HE DOES?
>> MM-HMM!
>> Orel: CAN I BORROW SOME OF
>> MM-HMM!
>> Orel: CAN I BORROW SOME OF
THAT?
>> Orel: CAN I BORROW SOME OF
THAT?
>> NO, NO. ONLY ENOUGH FOR ME.
THAT?
>> NO, NO. ONLY ENOUGH FOR ME.
WELL, NICE TO HAVE THIS LITTLE
>> NO, NO. ONLY ENOUGH FOR ME.
WELL, NICE TO HAVE THIS LITTLE
KIBBUTZ, OREL.
WELL, NICE TO HAVE THIS LITTLE
KIBBUTZ, OREL.
>> Orel: BUT --
KIBBUTZ, OREL.
>> Orel: BUT --
>> LOOK -- GO HOME.
>> Orel: BUT --
>> LOOK -- GO HOME.
>> Orel: BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY
>> LOOK -- GO HOME.
>> Orel: BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY
BLOOD THERE!
>> Orel: BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY
BLOOD THERE!
>> OY.
BLOOD THERE!
>> OY.
THIS WAS A LOT EASIER WHEN THERE
>> OY.
THIS WAS A LOT EASIER WHEN THERE
WAS NO HELL.
THIS WAS A LOT EASIER WHEN THERE
WAS NO HELL.
>> Orel: GEE, I NEED TO FIND
WAS NO HELL.
>> Orel: GEE, I NEED TO FIND
SOME INNOCENT BLOOD SOMEWHERE.
>> Orel: GEE, I NEED TO FIND
SOME INNOCENT BLOOD SOMEWHERE.
HOT DOG!
RATS!
OH! HOWDY, COACH.
>> Stopframe: BE RIGHT WITH YOU,
OH! HOWDY, COACH.
>> Stopframe: BE RIGHT WITH YOU,
OREL.
>> Stopframe: BE RIGHT WITH YOU,
OREL.
OKAY, NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
OREL.
OKAY, NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
>> Orel: I JUST SAID HOWDY.
OKAY, NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
>> Orel: I JUST SAID HOWDY.
>> Stopframe: RIGHT.
>> Orel: I JUST SAID HOWDY.
>> Stopframe: RIGHT.
>> Orel: WELL, SINCE I RAN INTO
>> Stopframe: RIGHT.
>> Orel: WELL, SINCE I RAN INTO
YOU, MAYBE I CAN ASK YOU
>> Orel: WELL, SINCE I RAN INTO
YOU, MAYBE I CAN ASK YOU
SOMETHING.
YOU, MAYBE I CAN ASK YOU
SOMETHING.
>> Stopframe: YOU CAN FLAP YOUR
SOMETHING.
>> Stopframe: YOU CAN FLAP YOUR
GUMS UNTIL IT'S DRAINED.
>> Stopframe: YOU CAN FLAP YOUR
GUMS UNTIL IT'S DRAINED.
>> Orel: WHAT'S DRAINED?
GUMS UNTIL IT'S DRAINED.
>> Orel: WHAT'S DRAINED?
[ ZIPPER OPENS ]
>> Orel: WHAT'S DRAINED?
[ ZIPPER OPENS ]
[ GASPS ] OH! THAT!
[ ZIPPER OPENS ]
[ GASPS ] OH! THAT!
UM...WELL, I FOUND OUT FROM
[ GASPS ] OH! THAT!
UM...WELL, I FOUND OUT FROM
REVEREND PUTTY THAT ALL KIDS ARE
UM...WELL, I FOUND OUT FROM
REVEREND PUTTY THAT ALL KIDS ARE
INNOCENT, AND THEN
REVEREND PUTTY THAT ALL KIDS ARE
INNOCENT, AND THEN
MISS SCULPTHAM TOLD ME THAT THEY
INNOCENT, AND THEN
MISS SCULPTHAM TOLD ME THAT THEY
CAN GO OUT AND WIN WARS AND KILL
MISS SCULPTHAM TOLD ME THAT THEY
CAN GO OUT AND WIN WARS AND KILL
BECAUSE OF IT.
CAN GO OUT AND WIN WARS AND KILL
BECAUSE OF IT.
[ URINATING ]
BECAUSE OF IT.
[ URINATING ]
>> Stopframe: MM-HMM, GO ON.
[ URINATING ]
>> Stopframe: MM-HMM, GO ON.
>> Orel: AND THEN MR. CHRISTEIN
>> Stopframe: MM-HMM, GO ON.
>> Orel: AND THEN MR. CHRISTEIN
SAID THAT YOU COULD BE EXTRA
>> Orel: AND THEN MR. CHRISTEIN
SAID THAT YOU COULD BE EXTRA
INNOCENT IN THE EYES OF GOD IF
SAID THAT YOU COULD BE EXTRA
INNOCENT IN THE EYES OF GOD IF
YOU SLAUGHTER THE BLOOD OF THE
INNOCENT IN THE EYES OF GOD IF
YOU SLAUGHTER THE BLOOD OF THE
INNOCENT ON YOUR FRONT STOOP.
YOU SLAUGHTER THE BLOOD OF THE
INNOCENT ON YOUR FRONT STOOP.
>> Stopframe: WELL, THAT SEEMS
INNOCENT ON YOUR FRONT STOOP.
>> Stopframe: WELL, THAT SEEMS
LIKE A WASTE OF VIRGIN BLOOD.
>> Stopframe: WELL, THAT SEEMS
LIKE A WASTE OF VIRGIN BLOOD.
>> Orel: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
LIKE A WASTE OF VIRGIN BLOOD.
>> Orel: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Stopframe: WELL, IF YOU BATHE
>> Orel: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Stopframe: WELL, IF YOU BATHE
IN VIRGIN BLOOD INSTEAD OF
>> Stopframe: WELL, IF YOU BATHE
IN VIRGIN BLOOD INSTEAD OF
PAINTING YOUR HOUSE WITH IT, YOU
IN VIRGIN BLOOD INSTEAD OF
PAINTING YOUR HOUSE WITH IT, YOU
STAY YOUNG.
PAINTING YOUR HOUSE WITH IT, YOU
STAY YOUNG.
>> Orel: YOU DO?
STAY YOUNG.
>> Orel: YOU DO?
>> Stopframe: OF COURSE.
>> Orel: YOU DO?
>> Stopframe: OF COURSE.
YOU NEED TO READ MORE GOTHIC
>> Stopframe: OF COURSE.
YOU NEED TO READ MORE GOTHIC
EROTICA.
YOU NEED TO READ MORE GOTHIC
EROTICA.
>> Orel: ER...UH...
EROTICA.
>> Orel: ER...UH...
OKAY, BUT, SO, THAT MEANS
>> Orel: ER...UH...
OKAY, BUT, SO, THAT MEANS
THAT --
OKAY, BUT, SO, THAT MEANS
THAT --
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
THAT --
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
THAT IF I BATHE IN VIR...
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
THAT IF I BATHE IN VIR...
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
THAT IF I BATHE IN VIR...
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
...GIN BLOOD, I COULD STAY A
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
...GIN BLOOD, I COULD STAY A
CHILD AND...
...GIN BLOOD, I COULD STAY A
CHILD AND...
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
CHILD AND...
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
THEN I'LL BE INNO...
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
THEN I'LL BE INNO...
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
THEN I'LL BE INNO...
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
...CENT FOREVER.
[ URINATING STOPS, STARTS ]
...CENT FOREVER.
>> Stopframe: RIGHT.
...CENT FOREVER.
>> Stopframe: RIGHT.
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
>> Stopframe: RIGHT.
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
[ ZIPPER CLOSES ]
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
[ ZIPPER CLOSES ]
I'M DONE TALKING.
[ ZIPPER CLOSES ]
I'M DONE TALKING.
>> Orel: WOW.
I'M DONE TALKING.
>> Orel: WOW.
NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FIND
>> Orel: WOW.
NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FIND
MYSELF SOME VIRGIN KIDS.
NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FIND
MYSELF SOME VIRGIN KIDS.
THANKS FOR THE GUIDANCE, COACH!
MYSELF SOME VIRGIN KIDS.
THANKS FOR THE GUIDANCE, COACH!
>> Stopframe: MY PLEASURE, KID.
THANKS FOR THE GUIDANCE, COACH!
>> Stopframe: MY PLEASURE, KID.
>> Orel: [ WHISTLING ]
>> Stopframe: MY PLEASURE, KID.
>> Orel: [ WHISTLING ]
>> Clay: YOU GET RID OF THE KID?
>> Orel: [ WHISTLING ]
>> Clay: YOU GET RID OF THE KID?
>> Stopframe: MM-HMM.
>> Clay: YOU GET RID OF THE KID?
>> Stopframe: MM-HMM.
NOW LET'S CELEBRATE.
>> Stopframe: MM-HMM.
NOW LET'S CELEBRATE.
TAKE OFF YOUR SHOE AND WE'LL
NOW LET'S CELEBRATE.
TAKE OFF YOUR SHOE AND WE'LL
TOAST WITH CHAMPAGNE.
TAKE OFF YOUR SHOE AND WE'LL
TOAST WITH CHAMPAGNE.
>> Clay: BUT HOW WAS HE?
TOAST WITH CHAMPAGNE.
>> Clay: BUT HOW WAS HE?
WHAT'D HE SAY?
>> Clay: BUT HOW WAS HE?
WHAT'D HE SAY?
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
WHAT'D HE SAY?
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
OH, GOD!
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
OH, GOD!
>> Stopframe: RELAX.
OH, GOD!
>> Stopframe: RELAX.
I HANDLED EVERYTHING.
>> Stopframe: RELAX.
I HANDLED EVERYTHING.
IT WAS A WALK IN THE PARK.
I HANDLED EVERYTHING.
IT WAS A WALK IN THE PARK.
[ TOOLS CLANGING ]
>> Orel: HEY, DAD.
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> Orel: I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> Orel: I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
SURE I'M GETTING THIS RIGHT.
>> Orel: I JUST WANTED TO MAKE
SURE I'M GETTING THIS RIGHT.
>> Clay: YOU LISTEN TO YOUR
SURE I'M GETTING THIS RIGHT.
>> Clay: YOU LISTEN TO YOUR
ELDERLIES?
>> Clay: YOU LISTEN TO YOUR
ELDERLIES?
>> Orel: YEAH.
ELDERLIES?
>> Orel: YEAH.
>> Clay: WELL, YOU'RE DOING
>> Orel: YEAH.
>> Clay: WELL, YOU'RE DOING
EVERYTHING RIGHT.
>> Clay: WELL, YOU'RE DOING
EVERYTHING RIGHT.
[ SNORING ]
EVERYTHING RIGHT.
[ SNORING ]
>> Orel: OKAY. THAT'S THAT.
[ SNORING ]
>> Orel: OKAY. THAT'S THAT.
WE BETTER GET STARTED.
>> Orel: OKAY. THAT'S THAT.
WE BETTER GET STARTED.
THIS MAY TAKE A WHILE.
WE BETTER GET STARTED.
THIS MAY TAKE A WHILE.
>> Clay: [ GROANING ]
THIS MAY TAKE A WHILE.
>> Clay: [ GROANING ]
>> Bloberta: GOOD AFTERNOON.
>> Clay: [ GROANING ]
>> Bloberta: GOOD AFTERNOON.
>> Clay: OH, YEAH?
>> Bloberta: GOOD AFTERNOON.
>> Clay: OH, YEAH?
WHAT'S SO AFTERNOON ABOUT IT?
>> Clay: OH, YEAH?
WHAT'S SO AFTERNOON ABOUT IT?
>> Bloberta: WELL, IT'S
WHAT'S SO AFTERNOON ABOUT IT?
>> Bloberta: WELL, IT'S
4:30 P.M.
>> Bloberta: WELL, IT'S
4:30 P.M.
WHAT KIND OF AN EXAMPLE IS THAT
4:30 P.M.
WHAT KIND OF AN EXAMPLE IS THAT
FOR YOUR SON?
WHAT KIND OF AN EXAMPLE IS THAT
FOR YOUR SON?
>> Clay: DON'T WORRY ABOUT OREL.
FOR YOUR SON?
>> Clay: DON'T WORRY ABOUT OREL.
HE'S FINE.
>> Clay: DON'T WORRY ABOUT OREL.
HE'S FINE.
CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK.
HE'S FINE.
CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK.
MY OWN FLESH AND...
CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK.
MY OWN FLESH AND...
BLOOD?
MY OWN FLESH AND...
BLOOD?
>> Clay: OH, HI, DAD!
BLOOD?
>> Clay: OH, HI, DAD!
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?