Moral Orel (2005–2009): Season 2, Episode 9 - Holy Visage - full transcript
The image of our savior miraculously appears on a Jewish doctor.
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>> ROAR!
I'M JESUS!
ROAR!
I'M JESUS!
ROAR!
I'M JESUS!
ROAR!
I'M JESUS!
ROAR!
I'M JESUS!
ROAR!
I'M JESUS!
ROAR!
I'M JESUS!
>> THE CRUSADES TOOK PLACE
I'M JESUS!
>> THE CRUSADES TOOK PLACE
DURING THE DARK AGES, WHICH WAS
>> THE CRUSADES TOOK PLACE
DURING THE DARK AGES, WHICH WAS
A VERY PIOUS AND RIGHTEOUS TIME
DURING THE DARK AGES, WHICH WAS
A VERY PIOUS AND RIGHTEOUS TIME
IN OUR HISTORY.
A VERY PIOUS AND RIGHTEOUS TIME
IN OUR HISTORY.
>> UH, UH, UH!
IN OUR HISTORY.
>> UH, UH, UH!
>> DOUGHY?
>> UH, UH, UH!
>> DOUGHY?
>> BUT THE DARK AGES SOUND
>> DOUGHY?
>> BUT THE DARK AGES SOUND
SCARY.
>> BUT THE DARK AGES SOUND
SCARY.
>> WELL, THEY'RE NOT.
SCARY.
>> WELL, THEY'RE NOT.
DARK IN THIS CASE MEANS
>> WELL, THEY'RE NOT.
DARK IN THIS CASE MEANS
SOMETHING MORE LIKE SHADE AND
DARK IN THIS CASE MEANS
SOMETHING MORE LIKE SHADE AND
SHELTER.
SOMETHING MORE LIKE SHADE AND
SHELTER.
TO BE IN A COOL, DARK PLACE AWAY
SHELTER.
TO BE IN A COOL, DARK PLACE AWAY
FROM THE OPPRESSIVE HEAT OF
TO BE IN A COOL, DARK PLACE AWAY
FROM THE OPPRESSIVE HEAT OF
BLINDING ENLIGHTENMENT.
FROM THE OPPRESSIVE HEAT OF
BLINDING ENLIGHTENMENT.
>> BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.
BLINDING ENLIGHTENMENT.
>> BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.
>> OOH!
>> BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.
>> OOH!
>> BUT THEN THE RENAISSANCE CAME
>> OOH!
>> BUT THEN THE RENAISSANCE CAME
AND RUINED EVERYTHING WHEN
>> BUT THEN THE RENAISSANCE CAME
AND RUINED EVERYTHING WHEN
ARTISTS STARTED TAKING THE
AND RUINED EVERYTHING WHEN
ARTISTS STARTED TAKING THE
CLOTHES OFF ALL THEIR PAINTINGS.
ARTISTS STARTED TAKING THE
CLOTHES OFF ALL THEIR PAINTINGS.
OREL?
CLOTHES OFF ALL THEIR PAINTINGS.
OREL?
>> WHAT WERE THE CRUSADES ALL
OREL?
>> WHAT WERE THE CRUSADES ALL
ABOUT, MS. SCULPTHAM?
>> WHAT WERE THE CRUSADES ALL
ABOUT, MS. SCULPTHAM?
>> IT WAS A HOLY WAR TO RETRIEVE
ABOUT, MS. SCULPTHAM?
>> IT WAS A HOLY WAR TO RETRIEVE
LOST ARTIFACTS AND SYMBOLS OF
>> IT WAS A HOLY WAR TO RETRIEVE
LOST ARTIFACTS AND SYMBOLS OF
CHRISTIANITY.
LOST ARTIFACTS AND SYMBOLS OF
CHRISTIANITY.
YOU SEE, SYMBOLS OF OUR RELIGION
CHRISTIANITY.
YOU SEE, SYMBOLS OF OUR RELIGION
ARE VERY PRECIOUS AND SHOULD NOT
YOU SEE, SYMBOLS OF OUR RELIGION
ARE VERY PRECIOUS AND SHOULD NOT
BE DISCARDED.
ARE VERY PRECIOUS AND SHOULD NOT
BE DISCARDED.
THAT'S WHY IT'S A SIN TO THROW
BE DISCARDED.
THAT'S WHY IT'S A SIN TO THROW
THE BIBLE OFF A CLIFF OR FLUSH A
THAT'S WHY IT'S A SIN TO THROW
THE BIBLE OFF A CLIFF OR FLUSH A
CROSS DOWN THE TOILET.
THE BIBLE OFF A CLIFF OR FLUSH A
CROSS DOWN THE TOILET.
>> BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.
CROSS DOWN THE TOILET.
>> BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.
>> OH, OH!
>> BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.
>> OH, OH!
>> YES?
>> OH, OH!
>> YES?
>> SO, WHAT DID THEY END UP
>> YES?
>> SO, WHAT DID THEY END UP
GETTING BACK FROM THE CRUSADES?
>> SO, WHAT DID THEY END UP
GETTING BACK FROM THE CRUSADES?
>> WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE, MANY OF
GETTING BACK FROM THE CRUSADES?
>> WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE, MANY OF
THE ARTIFACTS ARE HERE BEHIND
>> WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE, MANY OF
THE ARTIFACTS ARE HERE BEHIND
THIS GLASS.
THE ARTIFACTS ARE HERE BEHIND
THIS GLASS.
WE HAVE THE HOLY GRAIL...
THIS GLASS.
WE HAVE THE HOLY GRAIL...
>> OH!
WE HAVE THE HOLY GRAIL...
>> OH!
>> A PORTHOLE FROM NOAH'S ARK.
>> OH!
>> A PORTHOLE FROM NOAH'S ARK.
>> OOH!
>> A PORTHOLE FROM NOAH'S ARK.
>> OOH!
>> AND THE SKELETON OF THE BABY
>> OOH!
>> AND THE SKELETON OF THE BABY
JESUS.
>> AND THE SKELETON OF THE BABY
JESUS.
>> OOH!
JESUS.
>> OOH!
>> ALL OF THESE, OF COURSE, CAN
>> OOH!
>> ALL OF THESE, OF COURSE, CAN
BE PURCHASED IN THE MUSEUM GIFT
>> ALL OF THESE, OF COURSE, CAN
BE PURCHASED IN THE MUSEUM GIFT
SHOP.
BE PURCHASED IN THE MUSEUM GIFT
SHOP.
>> BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.
SHOP.
>> BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.
>> [CLAMORING]
>> BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.
>> [CLAMORING]
>> HOW DO I LOOK?!
>> [CLAMORING]
>> HOW DO I LOOK?!
>> DASHING!
>> HOW DO I LOOK?!
>> DASHING!
>> [SCREAMS]
>> DASHING!
>> [SCREAMS]
>> OH!
>> [SCREAMS]
>> OH!
STUPID GIRLS.
>> OH!
STUPID GIRLS.
>> HA HA.
STUPID GIRLS.
>> HA HA.
NEAT.
>> HA HA.
NEAT.
>> I'LL TAKE THIS JESUS
NEAT.
>> I'LL TAKE THIS JESUS
WIGGLENECK, SIR.
>> I'LL TAKE THIS JESUS
WIGGLENECK, SIR.
>> HA HA!
WIGGLENECK, SIR.
>> HA HA!
ALL ABOARD, EVERYONE.
>> HA HA!
ALL ABOARD, EVERYONE.
>> HI.
ALL ABOARD, EVERYONE.
>> HI.
I'M OREL.
>> HI.
I'M OREL.
>> WELL, HELLO THERE, OREL.
I'M OREL.
>> WELL, HELLO THERE, OREL.
I'M DR. CHOSENBERG.
>> WELL, HELLO THERE, OREL.
I'M DR. CHOSENBERG.
>> ARE YOU COMING FROM
I'M DR. CHOSENBERG.
>> ARE YOU COMING FROM
RIPPERLY'S, TOO?
>> ARE YOU COMING FROM
RIPPERLY'S, TOO?
>> NOPE.
RIPPERLY'S, TOO?
>> NOPE.
I JUST TRANSFERRED BUSES FROM
>> NOPE.
I JUST TRANSFERRED BUSES FROM
OTHERTON.
I JUST TRANSFERRED BUSES FROM
OTHERTON.
>> IS THAT A DOCTOR'S STAR?
OTHERTON.
>> IS THAT A DOCTOR'S STAR?
>> WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S A STAR
>> IS THAT A DOCTOR'S STAR?
>> WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S A STAR
OF DAVID.
>> WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S A STAR
OF DAVID.
YOU SEE, IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT
OF DAVID.
YOU SEE, IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT
SYMBOL OF MY FAITH.
YOU SEE, IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT
SYMBOL OF MY FAITH.
>> NEAT.
SYMBOL OF MY FAITH.
>> NEAT.
I JUST LEARNED THAT RELIGIOUS
>> NEAT.
I JUST LEARNED THAT RELIGIOUS
SYMBOLS SHOULD BE TREASURED AND
I JUST LEARNED THAT RELIGIOUS
SYMBOLS SHOULD BE TREASURED AND
NOT FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET.
SYMBOLS SHOULD BE TREASURED AND
NOT FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET.
>> GOOD IDEA.
NOT FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET.
>> GOOD IDEA.
I KNOW I'D NEVER FEEL SAFE
>> GOOD IDEA.
I KNOW I'D NEVER FEEL SAFE
TRAVELING WITHOUT MY STAR OF
I KNOW I'D NEVER FEEL SAFE
TRAVELING WITHOUT MY STAR OF
DAVID.
TRAVELING WITHOUT MY STAR OF
DAVID.
>> GOSH.
DAVID.
>> GOSH.
MR. FIGURELLI DOESN'T HAVE ANY
>> GOSH.
MR. FIGURELLI DOESN'T HAVE ANY
SYMBOLS ON HIS BUS.
MR. FIGURELLI DOESN'T HAVE ANY
SYMBOLS ON HIS BUS.
HMM.
SYMBOLS ON HIS BUS.
HMM.
EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT,
HMM.
EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT,
DR. CHOSENBERG.
EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT,
DR. CHOSENBERG.
>> ABSOLUTELY, OREL.
DR. CHOSENBERG.
>> ABSOLUTELY, OREL.
>> WATCH YOURSELF.
>> ABSOLUTELY, OREL.
>> WATCH YOURSELF.
>> HEY!
>> WATCH YOURSELF.
>> HEY!
>> [GRUMBLING]
>> HEY!
>> [GRUMBLING]
>> HERE, MR. FIGURELLI.
>> [GRUMBLING]
>> HERE, MR. FIGURELLI.
THIS OUGHT TO KEEP YOU SAFE.
>> HERE, MR. FIGURELLI.
THIS OUGHT TO KEEP YOU SAFE.
>> OH, ISN'T THAT CUTE.
THIS OUGHT TO KEEP YOU SAFE.
>> OH, ISN'T THAT CUTE.
>> AND--
>> OH, ISN'T THAT CUTE.
>> AND--
>> HOLY!
>> AND--
>> HOLY!
>> [SCREAMING]
>> HOLY!
>> [SCREAMING]
>> AAGH!
>> GOSH.
[HEARTBEAT THUMPING]
YEAH, I HAD A PRETTY ROUGH
[HEARTBEAT THUMPING]
YEAH, I HAD A PRETTY ROUGH
SEASON.
YEAH, I HAD A PRETTY ROUGH
SEASON.
I MEAN, I TRIED DOING WHAT YOU
SEASON.
I MEAN, I TRIED DOING WHAT YOU
SAID, CHOKING UP ON THE BAT, BUT
I MEAN, I TRIED DOING WHAT YOU
SAID, CHOKING UP ON THE BAT, BUT
IT DIDN'T REALLY SEEM TO WORK.
SAID, CHOKING UP ON THE BAT, BUT
IT DIDN'T REALLY SEEM TO WORK.
BUT I THINK WITH YOUR HELP, IN A
IT DIDN'T REALLY SEEM TO WORK.
BUT I THINK WITH YOUR HELP, IN A
FEW YEARS, I CAN HIT IT OVER THE
BUT I THINK WITH YOUR HELP, IN A
FEW YEARS, I CAN HIT IT OVER THE
FENCE.
FEW YEARS, I CAN HIT IT OVER THE
FENCE.
>> OREL...
FENCE.
>> OREL...
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> OREL...
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> OH, HI, DR. CHOSENBERG.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> OH, HI, DR. CHOSENBERG.
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?
>> OH, HI, DR. CHOSENBERG.
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?
>> WHY HASN'T MY WOUND BEEN
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?
>> WHY HASN'T MY WOUND BEEN
BANDAGED OR CLEANED?
>> WHY HASN'T MY WOUND BEEN
BANDAGED OR CLEANED?
>> BECAUSE IT'S SPECIAL AND IT
BANDAGED OR CLEANED?
>> BECAUSE IT'S SPECIAL AND IT
NEEDS TO BE SHARED WITH
>> BECAUSE IT'S SPECIAL AND IT
NEEDS TO BE SHARED WITH
EVERYONE.
NEEDS TO BE SHARED WITH
EVERYONE.
[BELL CHIMES]
EVERYONE.
[BELL CHIMES]
>> WELL, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE
[BELL CHIMES]
>> WELL, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE
PROBLEM HERE?
>> WELL, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE
PROBLEM HERE?
>> THIS WOUND MUST BE DRESSED
PROBLEM HERE?
>> THIS WOUND MUST BE DRESSED
IMMEDIATELY, DOCTOR.
>> THIS WOUND MUST BE DRESSED
IMMEDIATELY, DOCTOR.
>> YES, WELL, NORMALLY, I'D SAY
IMMEDIATELY, DOCTOR.
>> YES, WELL, NORMALLY, I'D SAY
YOU WERE RIGHT.
>> YES, WELL, NORMALLY, I'D SAY
YOU WERE RIGHT.
BUT THIS IS A WONDERFUL
YOU WERE RIGHT.
BUT THIS IS A WONDERFUL
OCCASION!
BUT THIS IS A WONDERFUL
OCCASION!
>> WONDERFUL?
OCCASION!
>> WONDERFUL?
>> IT'S A MIRACLE.
>> WONDERFUL?
>> IT'S A MIRACLE.
THE IMAGE OF OUR SAVIOR HAS
>> IT'S A MIRACLE.
THE IMAGE OF OUR SAVIOR HAS
APPEARED IN THE FORM OF A WOUND
THE IMAGE OF OUR SAVIOR HAS
APPEARED IN THE FORM OF A WOUND
ON YOUR BODY.
APPEARED IN THE FORM OF A WOUND
ON YOUR BODY.
>> NO, THAT WAS NO MIRACLE,
ON YOUR BODY.
>> NO, THAT WAS NO MIRACLE,
OREL.
>> NO, THAT WAS NO MIRACLE,
OREL.
>> SURE IT IS.
OREL.
>> SURE IT IS.
LOOK!
>> SURE IT IS.
LOOK!
IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE JESUS.
LOOK!
IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE JESUS.
>> CARBON COPY.
IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE JESUS.
>> CARBON COPY.
>> OF COURSE IT'S A CARBON COPY.
>> CARBON COPY.
>> OF COURSE IT'S A CARBON COPY.
THAT THING LACERATED MY LOWER
>> OF COURSE IT'S A CARBON COPY.
THAT THING LACERATED MY LOWER
ABDOMINAL THORACIC CAVITY.
THAT THING LACERATED MY LOWER
ABDOMINAL THORACIC CAVITY.
>> WOW.
ABDOMINAL THORACIC CAVITY.
>> WOW.
YOU SURE ARE SMART.
>> WOW.
YOU SURE ARE SMART.
>> HMM.
YOU SURE ARE SMART.
>> HMM.
SMARTS DOESN'T ENTER INTO THIS.
>> HMM.
SMARTS DOESN'T ENTER INTO THIS.
I'M THE HEAD SURGEON HERE AND
SMARTS DOESN'T ENTER INTO THIS.
I'M THE HEAD SURGEON HERE AND
THE ONLY ONE LEGALLY QUALIFIED
I'M THE HEAD SURGEON HERE AND
THE ONLY ONE LEGALLY QUALIFIED
TO DEEM THIS A MIRACLE OR NOT.
THE ONLY ONE LEGALLY QUALIFIED
TO DEEM THIS A MIRACLE OR NOT.
>> OW!
TO DEEM THIS A MIRACLE OR NOT.
>> OW!
>> MIRACLE!
>> OW!
>> MIRACLE!
>> OH, PRAISE THE LORD!
>> MIRACLE!
>> OH, PRAISE THE LORD!
>> I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU!
>> OH, PRAISE THE LORD!
>> I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU!
>> SIR, I AM A RENOWNED SURGEON,
>> I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU!
>> SIR, I AM A RENOWNED SURGEON,
BOARD-CERTIFIED BY THE B.A.A.,
>> SIR, I AM A RENOWNED SURGEON,
BOARD-CERTIFIED BY THE B.A.A.,
AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT
BOARD-CERTIFIED BY THE B.A.A.,
AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT
NO MEDICAL CREDENTIALS HAVE ANY
AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT
NO MEDICAL CREDENTIALS HAVE ANY
BEARING ON SO-CALLED ACTS OF
NO MEDICAL CREDENTIALS HAVE ANY
BEARING ON SO-CALLED ACTS OF
GOD.
BEARING ON SO-CALLED ACTS OF
GOD.
>> THEN HOW DO YOU MAKE EXCUSES
GOD.
>> THEN HOW DO YOU MAKE EXCUSES
FOR WHEN PEOPLE DIE ON YOU?
>> THEN HOW DO YOU MAKE EXCUSES
FOR WHEN PEOPLE DIE ON YOU?
>> I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY.
FOR WHEN PEOPLE DIE ON YOU?
>> I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY.
>> [WHISTLES]
>> I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY.
>> [WHISTLES]
WHAT AN EGO.
>> [WHISTLES]
WHAT AN EGO.
>> LOOK, YOU ARE GOING TO NEED A
WHAT AN EGO.
>> LOOK, YOU ARE GOING TO NEED A
NUMBER 3 SURGICAL KIT AND A
>> LOOK, YOU ARE GOING TO NEED A
NUMBER 3 SURGICAL KIT AND A
SLIM-LINE SUTURE PACK, STAT!
NUMBER 3 SURGICAL KIT AND A
SLIM-LINE SUTURE PACK, STAT!
>> YOU CAN'T DISCARD THIS HOLY
SLIM-LINE SUTURE PACK, STAT!
>> YOU CAN'T DISCARD THIS HOLY
IMAGE, DR. CHOSENBERG.
>> YOU CAN'T DISCARD THIS HOLY
IMAGE, DR. CHOSENBERG.
IT'S A SIN.
IMAGE, DR. CHOSENBERG.
IT'S A SIN.
>> OREL, IT HURTS!
IT'S A SIN.
>> OREL, IT HURTS!
>> OH.
>> OREL, IT HURTS!
>> OH.
WELL...
>> OH.
WELL...
>> LOOK, A LITTLE PAIN NEVER
WELL...
>> LOOK, A LITTLE PAIN NEVER
HURT ANYONE.
>> LOOK, A LITTLE PAIN NEVER
HURT ANYONE.
>> IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TREAT
HURT ANYONE.
>> IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TREAT
THIS WOUND, I WILL.
>> IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TREAT
THIS WOUND, I WILL.
>> HMM!
THIS WOUND, I WILL.
>> HMM!
[WHISPERING]
>> HMM!
[WHISPERING]
>> NIGHTY-NIGHT, DOCTOR.
[WHISPERING]
>> NIGHTY-NIGHT, DOCTOR.
>> AAGH!
>> NIGHTY-NIGHT, DOCTOR.
>> AAGH!
OH!
>> AAGH!
OH!
>> HEY!
OH!
>> HEY!
HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S FEELING
>> HEY!
HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S FEELING
BETTER ALREADY.
HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S FEELING
BETTER ALREADY.
>> SURE.
BETTER ALREADY.
>> SURE.
IN THE HOSPITAL BUSINESS, OREL,
>> SURE.
IN THE HOSPITAL BUSINESS, OREL,
YOU'LL FIND THAT ALL PATIENTS
IN THE HOSPITAL BUSINESS, OREL,
YOU'LL FIND THAT ALL PATIENTS
REALLY NEED IS TO SHUT UP.
YOU'LL FIND THAT ALL PATIENTS
REALLY NEED IS TO SHUT UP.
>> HMM.
REALLY NEED IS TO SHUT UP.
>> HMM.
>> [COUGHING]
JESUS, HEAL ME!
>> AAGH!
GET HER OFF ME!
>> AAGH!
GET HER OFF ME!
I'M GONNA CATCH HER TUBERCULAR
GET HER OFF ME!
I'M GONNA CATCH HER TUBERCULAR
INFECTION!
I'M GONNA CATCH HER TUBERCULAR
INFECTION!
OREL, THAT LADY NEEDS HELP.
INFECTION!
OREL, THAT LADY NEEDS HELP.
>> I KNOW!
OREL, THAT LADY NEEDS HELP.
>> I KNOW!
AND HE'S GONNA HELP HER.
>> I KNOW!
AND HE'S GONNA HELP HER.
>> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
AND HE'S GONNA HELP HER.
>> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
SHE HAS TUBERCULOSIS!
>> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
SHE HAS TUBERCULOSIS!
AND HE HAS STREPTOCOCCAL
SHE HAS TUBERCULOSIS!
AND HE HAS STREPTOCOCCAL
BALANITIS.
AND HE HAS STREPTOCOCCAL
BALANITIS.
AND HE HAS A MONILIAL INFECTION.
BALANITIS.
AND HE HAS A MONILIAL INFECTION.
AND HE HAS GANGRENE.
AND HE HAS A MONILIAL INFECTION.
AND HE HAS GANGRENE.
I CAN HELP THEM, OREL.
AND HE HAS GANGRENE.
I CAN HELP THEM, OREL.
I CAN HELP THEM ALL.
I CAN HELP THEM, OREL.
I CAN HELP THEM ALL.
>> YOU ARE HELPING THEM--
I CAN HELP THEM ALL.
>> YOU ARE HELPING THEM--
BY HOUSING THE SYMBOL OF OUR
>> YOU ARE HELPING THEM--
BY HOUSING THE SYMBOL OF OUR
LORD!
BY HOUSING THE SYMBOL OF OUR
LORD!
THANKS.
LORD!
THANKS.
>> OH!
THANKS.
>> OH!
SOMEONE, ANYONE, CALL THE
>> OH!
SOMEONE, ANYONE, CALL THE
POLICE!
SOMEONE, ANYONE, CALL THE
POLICE!
>> I'M RIGHT HERE WATCHING FOR
POLICE!
>> I'M RIGHT HERE WATCHING FOR
LINE-CUTTERS.
>> I'M RIGHT HERE WATCHING FOR
LINE-CUTTERS.
HEY, THAT'S MINE!
LINE-CUTTERS.
HEY, THAT'S MINE!
HEY, THAT'S MINE, TOO!
HEY, THAT'S MINE!
HEY, THAT'S MINE, TOO!
HUH?
HEY, THAT'S MINE, TOO!
HUH?
WELL, NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HUH?
WELL, NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> HEY!
WELL, NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> HEY!
[SIGHS]
>> HEY!
[SIGHS]
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
[SIGHS]
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
>> TOE NAIL FUNGUS.
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
>> TOE NAIL FUNGUS.
>> DRINK!
>> TOE NAIL FUNGUS.
>> DRINK!
NO!
>> DRINK!
NO!
>> AND MY FAMILY.
NO!
>> AND MY FAMILY.
>> HEY, EVERYONE, NO PUSHING,
>> AND MY FAMILY.
>> HEY, EVERYONE, NO PUSHING,
PLEASE.
>> HEY, EVERYONE, NO PUSHING,
PLEASE.
>> OH...
PLEASE.
>> OH...
THANK GOD.
>> OH...
THANK GOD.
JEWS.
THANK GOD.
JEWS.
HELP ME.
JEWS.
HELP ME.
>> OUR FATHER,
HELP ME.
>> OUR FATHER,
WHO ART IN HEAVEN,
>> OUR FATHER,
WHO ART IN HEAVEN,
HALLOWED BE THY NAME ALREADY...
WHO ART IN HEAVEN,
HALLOWED BE THY NAME ALREADY...
>> OH!
HALLOWED BE THY NAME ALREADY...
>> OH!
OH, MY PAIN!
>> OH!
OH, MY PAIN!
MY PAIN!
OH, MY PAIN!
MY PAIN!
OH, MY PAIN JUST FELL OFF A
MY PAIN!
OH, MY PAIN JUST FELL OFF A
BUILDING!
OH, MY PAIN JUST FELL OFF A
BUILDING!
AAGH!
BUILDING!
AAGH!
OH!
AAGH!
OH!
NOW IT'S ON FIRE!
OH!
NOW IT'S ON FIRE!
OW!
NOW IT'S ON FIRE!
OW!
MY PAIN HURTS!
OW!
MY PAIN HURTS!
OH!
MY PAIN HURTS!
OH!
OH!
OH!
OH!
OH, MY PAIN IS ALL RIGHT.
OH!
OH, MY PAIN IS ALL RIGHT.
MY PAIN IS ALL RIGHT.
OH, MY PAIN IS ALL RIGHT.
MY PAIN IS ALL RIGHT.
OW, MY PAIN JUST GOT HIT BY A
MY PAIN IS ALL RIGHT.
OW, MY PAIN JUST GOT HIT BY A
CAR!
OW, MY PAIN JUST GOT HIT BY A
CAR!
OH, GOD, IT HURTS!
CAR!
OH, GOD, IT HURTS!
>> YOU SEE,
OH, GOD, IT HURTS!
>> YOU SEE,
DR. SECONDOPINIONSON, HE'S
>> YOU SEE,
DR. SECONDOPINIONSON, HE'S
CONTRACTED HEPATITIS, RICKETS,
DR. SECONDOPINIONSON, HE'S
CONTRACTED HEPATITIS, RICKETS,
GONORRHEA, AND A DOZEN OTHER
CONTRACTED HEPATITIS, RICKETS,
GONORRHEA, AND A DOZEN OTHER
DISEASES IN LESS THEN TWO DAYS.
GONORRHEA, AND A DOZEN OTHER
DISEASES IN LESS THEN TWO DAYS.
>> INCREDIBLE.
DISEASES IN LESS THEN TWO DAYS.
>> INCREDIBLE.
>> WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD GET
>> INCREDIBLE.
>> WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD GET
HIM OUT OF THIS HOSPITAL BEFORE
>> WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD GET
HIM OUT OF THIS HOSPITAL BEFORE
HE GETS EVERYBODY SICK.
HIM OUT OF THIS HOSPITAL BEFORE
HE GETS EVERYBODY SICK.
>> BUT EVERYBODY WILL BE HEALED
HE GETS EVERYBODY SICK.
>> BUT EVERYBODY WILL BE HEALED
WITH THE DIVINE WOUND.
>> BUT EVERYBODY WILL BE HEALED
WITH THE DIVINE WOUND.
>> OREL'S RIGHT.
WITH THE DIVINE WOUND.
>> OREL'S RIGHT.
BUT WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT A
>> OREL'S RIGHT.
BUT WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT A
WAY TO HELP HIM.
BUT WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT A
WAY TO HELP HIM.
>> TRUE.
WAY TO HELP HIM.
>> TRUE.
IF HE DIES, THE IMAGE GOES WITH
>> TRUE.
IF HE DIES, THE IMAGE GOES WITH
HIM.
IF HE DIES, THE IMAGE GOES WITH
HIM.
>> WELL, MY DOESN'T HE JUST KISS
HIM.
>> WELL, MY DOESN'T HE JUST KISS
HIS OWN WOUND?
>> WELL, MY DOESN'T HE JUST KISS
HIS OWN WOUND?
>> [SIGHS]
HIS OWN WOUND?
>> [SIGHS]
JUST SIT THERE AND LOOK PRETTY,
>> [SIGHS]
JUST SIT THERE AND LOOK PRETTY,
NURSE BENDY.
JUST SIT THERE AND LOOK PRETTY,
NURSE BENDY.
>> [CHUCKLES]
NURSE BENDY.
>> [CHUCKLES]
>> [GASPING]
>> [CHUCKLES]
>> [GASPING]
I NEED MEDICINE.
>> [GASPING]
I NEED MEDICINE.
>> HERE'S ALL THE MEDICINE IN
I NEED MEDICINE.
>> HERE'S ALL THE MEDICINE IN
THE HOSPITAL.
>> HERE'S ALL THE MEDICINE IN
THE HOSPITAL.
>> FINALLY.
THE HOSPITAL.
>> FINALLY.
>> GET RID OF IT.
>> FINALLY.
>> GET RID OF IT.
>> WHAT?!
>> GET RID OF IT.
>> WHAT?!
>> MEDICINE'S OBSOLETE.
>> WHAT?!
>> MEDICINE'S OBSOLETE.
WELL, I'M GONNA CALL IT A DAY.
>> MEDICINE'S OBSOLETE.
WELL, I'M GONNA CALL IT A DAY.
>> ME, 3.
WELL, I'M GONNA CALL IT A DAY.
>> ME, 3.
>> ME...TOO.
>> ME, 3.
>> ME...TOO.
GOOD NIGHT, DR. CHOSENBERG.
>> ME...TOO.
GOOD NIGHT, DR. CHOSENBERG.
GOOD NIGHT, JESUS.
GOOD NIGHT, DR. CHOSENBERG.
GOOD NIGHT, JESUS.
>> OREL...
GOOD NIGHT, JESUS.
>> OREL...
I AM DYING.
>> OREL...
I AM DYING.
>> OH.
I AM DYING.
>> OH.
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
>> OH.
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
THE DOCTOR'S ARE TRYING TO HELP
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
THE DOCTOR'S ARE TRYING TO HELP
YOU, DR. CHOSENBERG.
THE DOCTOR'S ARE TRYING TO HELP
YOU, DR. CHOSENBERG.
>> I KNOW THAT.
YOU, DR. CHOSENBERG.
>> I KNOW THAT.
I KNOW.
>> I KNOW THAT.
I KNOW.
AND THAT'S SO, SO NICE OF THEM.
I KNOW.
AND THAT'S SO, SO NICE OF THEM.
BUT I DON'T THINK WHAT THEY HAVE
AND THAT'S SO, SO NICE OF THEM.
BUT I DON'T THINK WHAT THEY HAVE
IN MIND WILL EVER, EVER HELP ME
BUT I DON'T THINK WHAT THEY HAVE
IN MIND WILL EVER, EVER HELP ME
EVER.
IN MIND WILL EVER, EVER HELP ME
EVER.
I NEED REAL HELP, OREL.
EVER.
I NEED REAL HELP, OREL.
PLEASE JUST PUSH THAT MEDICINE
I NEED REAL HELP, OREL.
PLEASE JUST PUSH THAT MEDICINE
TRAY OVER TO ME AND I'LL DO THE
PLEASE JUST PUSH THAT MEDICINE
TRAY OVER TO ME AND I'LL DO THE
REST.
TRAY OVER TO ME AND I'LL DO THE
REST.
>> I CAN'T.
REST.
>> I CAN'T.
THAT'LL MEAN I'VE LOST MY FAITH.
>> I CAN'T.
THAT'LL MEAN I'VE LOST MY FAITH.
[SIGHS]
THAT'LL MEAN I'VE LOST MY FAITH.
[SIGHS]
I'M SORRY.
>> THAT'S ALL FOR TONIGHT,
FOLKS.
TRY AND LIVE THROUGH THE NIGHT
FOLKS.
TRY AND LIVE THROUGH THE NIGHT
NOW.
TRY AND LIVE THROUGH THE NIGHT
NOW.
>> OREL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
NOW.
>> OREL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA PULL SOME STRINGS.
>> OREL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA PULL SOME STRINGS.
>> DAD, WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN
GONNA PULL SOME STRINGS.
>> DAD, WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN
SOMETHING YOU WANT IS GOOD BUT
>> DAD, WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN
SOMETHING YOU WANT IS GOOD BUT
IT'S ALSO KIND OF BAD?
SOMETHING YOU WANT IS GOOD BUT
IT'S ALSO KIND OF BAD?
>> AAH!
IT'S ALSO KIND OF BAD?
>> AAH!
GLAD YOU ASKED, SON.
>> AAH!
GLAD YOU ASKED, SON.
WHEN I DO SOMETHING THAT I'M NOT
GLAD YOU ASKED, SON.
WHEN I DO SOMETHING THAT I'M NOT
COMFORTABLE WITH, I TRICK OR
WHEN I DO SOMETHING THAT I'M NOT
COMFORTABLE WITH, I TRICK OR
FOOL MYSELF INTO THINKING IT'S
COMFORTABLE WITH, I TRICK OR
FOOL MYSELF INTO THINKING IT'S
RIGHT.
FOOL MYSELF INTO THINKING IT'S
RIGHT.
>> BUT ISN'T THAT HYPOCRITICAL?
RIGHT.
>> BUT ISN'T THAT HYPOCRITICAL?
>> HMM.
>> BUT ISN'T THAT HYPOCRITICAL?
>> HMM.
SOME PEOPLE MAY CALL IT THAT.
>> HMM.
SOME PEOPLE MAY CALL IT THAT.
BUT I JUST LIKE TO CALL IT
SOME PEOPLE MAY CALL IT THAT.
BUT I JUST LIKE TO CALL IT
LYING TO YOURSELF.
BUT I JUST LIKE TO CALL IT
LYING TO YOURSELF.
>> LYING TO YOURSELF?
LYING TO YOURSELF.
>> LYING TO YOURSELF?
>> YOU BETCHA.
>> LYING TO YOURSELF?
>> YOU BETCHA.
ONE OF THE BEST SURVIVAL TACTICS
>> YOU BETCHA.
ONE OF THE BEST SURVIVAL TACTICS
I KNOW, KID.
ONE OF THE BEST SURVIVAL TACTICS
I KNOW, KID.
>> GEE!
I KNOW, KID.
>> GEE!
THANKS, DAD.
UM, DR. CHOSENBERG?
>> [GROANS]
HUH?
>> [GROANS]
HUH?
>> I WAS THINKING.
HUH?
>> I WAS THINKING.
MAYBE IF I PUT THIS JESUS FIGURE
>> I WAS THINKING.
MAYBE IF I PUT THIS JESUS FIGURE
CLOSE ENOUGH IT WOULD HELP HEAL
MAYBE IF I PUT THIS JESUS FIGURE
CLOSE ENOUGH IT WOULD HELP HEAL
YOU.
CLOSE ENOUGH IT WOULD HELP HEAL
YOU.
>> YEAH.
YOU.
>> YEAH.
GREAT.
>> YEAH.
GREAT.
>> UM...
GREAT.
>> UM...
HERE.
>> UM...
HERE.
I'LL PUT IT ON THIS TRAY.
>> UH.
OH!
THANKS.
OH!
THANKS.
I HOPE IT HELPS.
THANKS.
I HOPE IT HELPS.
>> YEAH.
I HOPE IT HELPS.
>> YEAH.
YEAH, I'M SURE IT WILL.
>> YEAH.
YEAH, I'M SURE IT WILL.
THANK YOU, OREL.
YEAH, I'M SURE IT WILL.
THANK YOU, OREL.
>> [SIGHS]
THANK YOU, OREL.
>> [SIGHS]
JESUS IS PRETTY GREAT, YOU KNOW.
>> [SIGHS]
JESUS IS PRETTY GREAT, YOU KNOW.
>> YEAH.
JESUS IS PRETTY GREAT, YOU KNOW.
>> YEAH.
I'M SURE HE IS.
[GROANING]
YEAH.
A LITTLE OF THIS.
YEAH.
A LITTLE OF THIS.
A LITTLE OF THAT.
A LITTLE OF THIS.
A LITTLE OF THAT.
A DASH OF THIS.
A LITTLE OF THAT.
A DASH OF THIS.
THAT'S GOOD.
A DASH OF THIS.
THAT'S GOOD.
STIR IT UP.
THAT'S GOOD.
STIR IT UP.
PUT THIS IN THERE.
STIR IT UP.
PUT THIS IN THERE.
YEAH.
PUT THIS IN THERE.
YEAH.
OK.
YEAH.
OK.
[STRAINING]
OK.
[STRAINING]
SHUCKS!
[STRAINING]
SHUCKS!
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
SHUCKS!
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
OH, GREAT.
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
OH, GREAT.
A LITTLE OF THAT.
OH, GREAT.
A LITTLE OF THAT.
OH!
A LITTLE OF THAT.
OH!
[GRUNTS]
OH!
[GRUNTS]
OK, THAT'S GOOD.
[GRUNTS]
OK, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.
OK, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.
HERE WE GO.
THAT'S GOOD.
HERE WE GO.
[BLOWING]
HERE WE GO.
[BLOWING]
THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE COLD.
[BLOWING]
THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE COLD.
IT MIGHT STING A LITTLE.
THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE COLD.
IT MIGHT STING A LITTLE.
IT MIGHT STING.
IT MIGHT STING A LITTLE.
IT MIGHT STING.
OH.
IT MIGHT STING.
OH.
LET ME KNOW IF IT HURTS.
OH.
LET ME KNOW IF IT HURTS.
OH!
LET ME KNOW IF IT HURTS.
OH!
OH!
OH!
OH!
OH!
OH!
OH!
YEAH.
>> ALL RIGHT.
LET ME AT THAT WOUND!
>> HEY!
LET ME AT THAT WOUND!
>> HEY!
THE INJURY...
>> HEY!
THE INJURY...
IT'S LOOKING BETTER.
THE INJURY...
IT'S LOOKING BETTER.
>> WHAT?
OH!
IT'S JUST A STUPID NORMAL WOUND.
>> I GUESS THE JESUS STATUE
IT'S JUST A STUPID NORMAL WOUND.
>> I GUESS THE JESUS STATUE
HEALED HIM.
>> I GUESS THE JESUS STATUE
HEALED HIM.
>> WHAT, THIS THING?
HEALED HIM.
>> WHAT, THIS THING?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> WHAT, THIS THING?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
SON, THIS WAS MADE LIKE THIS ON
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
SON, THIS WAS MADE LIKE THIS ON
PURPOSE.
SON, THIS WAS MADE LIKE THIS ON
PURPOSE.
ONLY ACCIDENTAL HOLY IMAGES CAN
PURPOSE.
ONLY ACCIDENTAL HOLY IMAGES CAN
HEAL PEOPLE.
ONLY ACCIDENTAL HOLY IMAGES CAN
HEAL PEOPLE.
>> OH.
HEAL PEOPLE.
>> OH.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, DAD?
>> OH.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, DAD?
>> AN ACCIDENTAL HOLY IMAGE, OF
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, DAD?
>> AN ACCIDENTAL HOLY IMAGE, OF
COURSE.
>> AN ACCIDENTAL HOLY IMAGE, OF
COURSE.
>> DAD, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF
COURSE.
>> DAD, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF
FINDING ANOTHER--
>> DAD, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF
FINDING ANOTHER--
>> HELLO!
FINDING ANOTHER--
>> HELLO!
LOOK, OREL.
>> HELLO!
LOOK, OREL.
A MIRACLE.
LOOK, OREL.
A MIRACLE.
THOSE MEDICINE BOTTLES LOOK JUST
A MIRACLE.
THOSE MEDICINE BOTTLES LOOK JUST
LIKE JESUS.
THOSE MEDICINE BOTTLES LOOK JUST
LIKE JESUS.
OH, YEAH.
LIKE JESUS.
OH, YEAH.
OH!
OH, YEAH.
OH!
WHAT A GREAT SAVIOR.
OH!
WHAT A GREAT SAVIOR.
MY DOGS ARE FEELING BETTER
WHAT A GREAT SAVIOR.
MY DOGS ARE FEELING BETTER
ALREADY.
MY DOGS ARE FEELING BETTER
ALREADY.
>> I GUESS DR. CHOSENBERG
ALREADY.
>> I GUESS DR. CHOSENBERG
ACCIDENTALLY ARRANGED THESE
>> I GUESS DR. CHOSENBERG
ACCIDENTALLY ARRANGED THESE
BOTTLES THAT WAY.
ACCIDENTALLY ARRANGED THESE
BOTTLES THAT WAY.
>> HALLELUJAH.
[SHUTTER CLICKING]
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
>> HELLO, GOOD-BYE.
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> ROAR!
I'M JESUS!
ROAR!
I'M JESUS!
ROAR!
I'M JESUS!
ROAR!
I'M JESUS!
ROAR!
I'M JESUS!
ROAR!
I'M JESUS!
ROAR!
I'M JESUS!
>> THE CRUSADES TOOK PLACE
I'M JESUS!
>> THE CRUSADES TOOK PLACE
DURING THE DARK AGES, WHICH WAS
>> THE CRUSADES TOOK PLACE
DURING THE DARK AGES, WHICH WAS
A VERY PIOUS AND RIGHTEOUS TIME
DURING THE DARK AGES, WHICH WAS
A VERY PIOUS AND RIGHTEOUS TIME
IN OUR HISTORY.
A VERY PIOUS AND RIGHTEOUS TIME
IN OUR HISTORY.
>> UH, UH, UH!
IN OUR HISTORY.
>> UH, UH, UH!
>> DOUGHY?
>> UH, UH, UH!
>> DOUGHY?
>> BUT THE DARK AGES SOUND
>> DOUGHY?
>> BUT THE DARK AGES SOUND
SCARY.
>> BUT THE DARK AGES SOUND
SCARY.
>> WELL, THEY'RE NOT.
SCARY.
>> WELL, THEY'RE NOT.
DARK IN THIS CASE MEANS
>> WELL, THEY'RE NOT.
DARK IN THIS CASE MEANS
SOMETHING MORE LIKE SHADE AND
DARK IN THIS CASE MEANS
SOMETHING MORE LIKE SHADE AND
SHELTER.
SOMETHING MORE LIKE SHADE AND
SHELTER.
TO BE IN A COOL, DARK PLACE AWAY
SHELTER.
TO BE IN A COOL, DARK PLACE AWAY
FROM THE OPPRESSIVE HEAT OF
TO BE IN A COOL, DARK PLACE AWAY
FROM THE OPPRESSIVE HEAT OF
BLINDING ENLIGHTENMENT.
FROM THE OPPRESSIVE HEAT OF
BLINDING ENLIGHTENMENT.
>> BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.
BLINDING ENLIGHTENMENT.
>> BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.
>> OOH!
>> BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.
>> OOH!
>> BUT THEN THE RENAISSANCE CAME
>> OOH!
>> BUT THEN THE RENAISSANCE CAME
AND RUINED EVERYTHING WHEN
>> BUT THEN THE RENAISSANCE CAME
AND RUINED EVERYTHING WHEN
ARTISTS STARTED TAKING THE
AND RUINED EVERYTHING WHEN
ARTISTS STARTED TAKING THE
CLOTHES OFF ALL THEIR PAINTINGS.
ARTISTS STARTED TAKING THE
CLOTHES OFF ALL THEIR PAINTINGS.
OREL?
CLOTHES OFF ALL THEIR PAINTINGS.
OREL?
>> WHAT WERE THE CRUSADES ALL
OREL?
>> WHAT WERE THE CRUSADES ALL
ABOUT, MS. SCULPTHAM?
>> WHAT WERE THE CRUSADES ALL
ABOUT, MS. SCULPTHAM?
>> IT WAS A HOLY WAR TO RETRIEVE
ABOUT, MS. SCULPTHAM?
>> IT WAS A HOLY WAR TO RETRIEVE
LOST ARTIFACTS AND SYMBOLS OF
>> IT WAS A HOLY WAR TO RETRIEVE
LOST ARTIFACTS AND SYMBOLS OF
CHRISTIANITY.
LOST ARTIFACTS AND SYMBOLS OF
CHRISTIANITY.
YOU SEE, SYMBOLS OF OUR RELIGION
CHRISTIANITY.
YOU SEE, SYMBOLS OF OUR RELIGION
ARE VERY PRECIOUS AND SHOULD NOT
YOU SEE, SYMBOLS OF OUR RELIGION
ARE VERY PRECIOUS AND SHOULD NOT
BE DISCARDED.
ARE VERY PRECIOUS AND SHOULD NOT
BE DISCARDED.
THAT'S WHY IT'S A SIN TO THROW
BE DISCARDED.
THAT'S WHY IT'S A SIN TO THROW
THE BIBLE OFF A CLIFF OR FLUSH A
THAT'S WHY IT'S A SIN TO THROW
THE BIBLE OFF A CLIFF OR FLUSH A
CROSS DOWN THE TOILET.
THE BIBLE OFF A CLIFF OR FLUSH A
CROSS DOWN THE TOILET.
>> BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.
CROSS DOWN THE TOILET.
>> BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.
>> OH, OH!
>> BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.
>> OH, OH!
>> YES?
>> OH, OH!
>> YES?
>> SO, WHAT DID THEY END UP
>> YES?
>> SO, WHAT DID THEY END UP
GETTING BACK FROM THE CRUSADES?
>> SO, WHAT DID THEY END UP
GETTING BACK FROM THE CRUSADES?
>> WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE, MANY OF
GETTING BACK FROM THE CRUSADES?
>> WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE, MANY OF
THE ARTIFACTS ARE HERE BEHIND
>> WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE, MANY OF
THE ARTIFACTS ARE HERE BEHIND
THIS GLASS.
THE ARTIFACTS ARE HERE BEHIND
THIS GLASS.
WE HAVE THE HOLY GRAIL...
THIS GLASS.
WE HAVE THE HOLY GRAIL...
>> OH!
WE HAVE THE HOLY GRAIL...
>> OH!
>> A PORTHOLE FROM NOAH'S ARK.
>> OH!
>> A PORTHOLE FROM NOAH'S ARK.
>> OOH!
>> A PORTHOLE FROM NOAH'S ARK.
>> OOH!
>> AND THE SKELETON OF THE BABY
>> OOH!
>> AND THE SKELETON OF THE BABY
JESUS.
>> AND THE SKELETON OF THE BABY
JESUS.
>> OOH!
JESUS.
>> OOH!
>> ALL OF THESE, OF COURSE, CAN
>> OOH!
>> ALL OF THESE, OF COURSE, CAN
BE PURCHASED IN THE MUSEUM GIFT
>> ALL OF THESE, OF COURSE, CAN
BE PURCHASED IN THE MUSEUM GIFT
SHOP.
BE PURCHASED IN THE MUSEUM GIFT
SHOP.
>> BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.
SHOP.
>> BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.
>> [CLAMORING]
>> BELIEVE IT OR ELSE.
>> [CLAMORING]
>> HOW DO I LOOK?!
>> [CLAMORING]
>> HOW DO I LOOK?!
>> DASHING!
>> HOW DO I LOOK?!
>> DASHING!
>> [SCREAMS]
>> DASHING!
>> [SCREAMS]
>> OH!
>> [SCREAMS]
>> OH!
STUPID GIRLS.
>> OH!
STUPID GIRLS.
>> HA HA.
STUPID GIRLS.
>> HA HA.
NEAT.
>> HA HA.
NEAT.
>> I'LL TAKE THIS JESUS
NEAT.
>> I'LL TAKE THIS JESUS
WIGGLENECK, SIR.
>> I'LL TAKE THIS JESUS
WIGGLENECK, SIR.
>> HA HA!
WIGGLENECK, SIR.
>> HA HA!
ALL ABOARD, EVERYONE.
>> HA HA!
ALL ABOARD, EVERYONE.
>> HI.
ALL ABOARD, EVERYONE.
>> HI.
I'M OREL.
>> HI.
I'M OREL.
>> WELL, HELLO THERE, OREL.
I'M OREL.
>> WELL, HELLO THERE, OREL.
I'M DR. CHOSENBERG.
>> WELL, HELLO THERE, OREL.
I'M DR. CHOSENBERG.
>> ARE YOU COMING FROM
I'M DR. CHOSENBERG.
>> ARE YOU COMING FROM
RIPPERLY'S, TOO?
>> ARE YOU COMING FROM
RIPPERLY'S, TOO?
>> NOPE.
RIPPERLY'S, TOO?
>> NOPE.
I JUST TRANSFERRED BUSES FROM
>> NOPE.
I JUST TRANSFERRED BUSES FROM
OTHERTON.
I JUST TRANSFERRED BUSES FROM
OTHERTON.
>> IS THAT A DOCTOR'S STAR?
OTHERTON.
>> IS THAT A DOCTOR'S STAR?
>> WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S A STAR
>> IS THAT A DOCTOR'S STAR?
>> WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S A STAR
OF DAVID.
>> WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S A STAR
OF DAVID.
YOU SEE, IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT
OF DAVID.
YOU SEE, IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT
SYMBOL OF MY FAITH.
YOU SEE, IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT
SYMBOL OF MY FAITH.
>> NEAT.
SYMBOL OF MY FAITH.
>> NEAT.
I JUST LEARNED THAT RELIGIOUS
>> NEAT.
I JUST LEARNED THAT RELIGIOUS
SYMBOLS SHOULD BE TREASURED AND
I JUST LEARNED THAT RELIGIOUS
SYMBOLS SHOULD BE TREASURED AND
NOT FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET.
SYMBOLS SHOULD BE TREASURED AND
NOT FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET.
>> GOOD IDEA.
NOT FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET.
>> GOOD IDEA.
I KNOW I'D NEVER FEEL SAFE
>> GOOD IDEA.
I KNOW I'D NEVER FEEL SAFE
TRAVELING WITHOUT MY STAR OF
I KNOW I'D NEVER FEEL SAFE
TRAVELING WITHOUT MY STAR OF
DAVID.
TRAVELING WITHOUT MY STAR OF
DAVID.
>> GOSH.
DAVID.
>> GOSH.
MR. FIGURELLI DOESN'T HAVE ANY
>> GOSH.
MR. FIGURELLI DOESN'T HAVE ANY
SYMBOLS ON HIS BUS.
MR. FIGURELLI DOESN'T HAVE ANY
SYMBOLS ON HIS BUS.
HMM.
SYMBOLS ON HIS BUS.
HMM.
EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT,
HMM.
EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT,
DR. CHOSENBERG.
EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT,
DR. CHOSENBERG.
>> ABSOLUTELY, OREL.
DR. CHOSENBERG.
>> ABSOLUTELY, OREL.
>> WATCH YOURSELF.
>> ABSOLUTELY, OREL.
>> WATCH YOURSELF.
>> HEY!
>> WATCH YOURSELF.
>> HEY!
>> [GRUMBLING]
>> HEY!
>> [GRUMBLING]
>> HERE, MR. FIGURELLI.
>> [GRUMBLING]
>> HERE, MR. FIGURELLI.
THIS OUGHT TO KEEP YOU SAFE.
>> HERE, MR. FIGURELLI.
THIS OUGHT TO KEEP YOU SAFE.
>> OH, ISN'T THAT CUTE.
THIS OUGHT TO KEEP YOU SAFE.
>> OH, ISN'T THAT CUTE.
>> AND--
>> OH, ISN'T THAT CUTE.
>> AND--
>> HOLY!
>> AND--
>> HOLY!
>> [SCREAMING]
>> HOLY!
>> [SCREAMING]
>> AAGH!
>> GOSH.
[HEARTBEAT THUMPING]
YEAH, I HAD A PRETTY ROUGH
[HEARTBEAT THUMPING]
YEAH, I HAD A PRETTY ROUGH
SEASON.
YEAH, I HAD A PRETTY ROUGH
SEASON.
I MEAN, I TRIED DOING WHAT YOU
SEASON.
I MEAN, I TRIED DOING WHAT YOU
SAID, CHOKING UP ON THE BAT, BUT
I MEAN, I TRIED DOING WHAT YOU
SAID, CHOKING UP ON THE BAT, BUT
IT DIDN'T REALLY SEEM TO WORK.
SAID, CHOKING UP ON THE BAT, BUT
IT DIDN'T REALLY SEEM TO WORK.
BUT I THINK WITH YOUR HELP, IN A
IT DIDN'T REALLY SEEM TO WORK.
BUT I THINK WITH YOUR HELP, IN A
FEW YEARS, I CAN HIT IT OVER THE
BUT I THINK WITH YOUR HELP, IN A
FEW YEARS, I CAN HIT IT OVER THE
FENCE.
FEW YEARS, I CAN HIT IT OVER THE
FENCE.
>> OREL...
FENCE.
>> OREL...
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> OREL...
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> OH, HI, DR. CHOSENBERG.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> OH, HI, DR. CHOSENBERG.
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?
>> OH, HI, DR. CHOSENBERG.
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?
>> WHY HASN'T MY WOUND BEEN
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?
>> WHY HASN'T MY WOUND BEEN
BANDAGED OR CLEANED?
>> WHY HASN'T MY WOUND BEEN
BANDAGED OR CLEANED?
>> BECAUSE IT'S SPECIAL AND IT
BANDAGED OR CLEANED?
>> BECAUSE IT'S SPECIAL AND IT
NEEDS TO BE SHARED WITH
>> BECAUSE IT'S SPECIAL AND IT
NEEDS TO BE SHARED WITH
EVERYONE.
NEEDS TO BE SHARED WITH
EVERYONE.
[BELL CHIMES]
EVERYONE.
[BELL CHIMES]
>> WELL, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE
[BELL CHIMES]
>> WELL, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE
PROBLEM HERE?
>> WELL, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE
PROBLEM HERE?
>> THIS WOUND MUST BE DRESSED
PROBLEM HERE?
>> THIS WOUND MUST BE DRESSED
IMMEDIATELY, DOCTOR.
>> THIS WOUND MUST BE DRESSED
IMMEDIATELY, DOCTOR.
>> YES, WELL, NORMALLY, I'D SAY
IMMEDIATELY, DOCTOR.
>> YES, WELL, NORMALLY, I'D SAY
YOU WERE RIGHT.
>> YES, WELL, NORMALLY, I'D SAY
YOU WERE RIGHT.
BUT THIS IS A WONDERFUL
YOU WERE RIGHT.
BUT THIS IS A WONDERFUL
OCCASION!
BUT THIS IS A WONDERFUL
OCCASION!
>> WONDERFUL?
OCCASION!
>> WONDERFUL?
>> IT'S A MIRACLE.
>> WONDERFUL?
>> IT'S A MIRACLE.
THE IMAGE OF OUR SAVIOR HAS
>> IT'S A MIRACLE.
THE IMAGE OF OUR SAVIOR HAS
APPEARED IN THE FORM OF A WOUND
THE IMAGE OF OUR SAVIOR HAS
APPEARED IN THE FORM OF A WOUND
ON YOUR BODY.
APPEARED IN THE FORM OF A WOUND
ON YOUR BODY.
>> NO, THAT WAS NO MIRACLE,
ON YOUR BODY.
>> NO, THAT WAS NO MIRACLE,
OREL.
>> NO, THAT WAS NO MIRACLE,
OREL.
>> SURE IT IS.
OREL.
>> SURE IT IS.
LOOK!
>> SURE IT IS.
LOOK!
IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE JESUS.
LOOK!
IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE JESUS.
>> CARBON COPY.
IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE JESUS.
>> CARBON COPY.
>> OF COURSE IT'S A CARBON COPY.
>> CARBON COPY.
>> OF COURSE IT'S A CARBON COPY.
THAT THING LACERATED MY LOWER
>> OF COURSE IT'S A CARBON COPY.
THAT THING LACERATED MY LOWER
ABDOMINAL THORACIC CAVITY.
THAT THING LACERATED MY LOWER
ABDOMINAL THORACIC CAVITY.
>> WOW.
ABDOMINAL THORACIC CAVITY.
>> WOW.
YOU SURE ARE SMART.
>> WOW.
YOU SURE ARE SMART.
>> HMM.
YOU SURE ARE SMART.
>> HMM.
SMARTS DOESN'T ENTER INTO THIS.
>> HMM.
SMARTS DOESN'T ENTER INTO THIS.
I'M THE HEAD SURGEON HERE AND
SMARTS DOESN'T ENTER INTO THIS.
I'M THE HEAD SURGEON HERE AND
THE ONLY ONE LEGALLY QUALIFIED
I'M THE HEAD SURGEON HERE AND
THE ONLY ONE LEGALLY QUALIFIED
TO DEEM THIS A MIRACLE OR NOT.
THE ONLY ONE LEGALLY QUALIFIED
TO DEEM THIS A MIRACLE OR NOT.
>> OW!
TO DEEM THIS A MIRACLE OR NOT.
>> OW!
>> MIRACLE!
>> OW!
>> MIRACLE!
>> OH, PRAISE THE LORD!
>> MIRACLE!
>> OH, PRAISE THE LORD!
>> I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU!
>> OH, PRAISE THE LORD!
>> I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU!
>> SIR, I AM A RENOWNED SURGEON,
>> I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU!
>> SIR, I AM A RENOWNED SURGEON,
BOARD-CERTIFIED BY THE B.A.A.,
>> SIR, I AM A RENOWNED SURGEON,
BOARD-CERTIFIED BY THE B.A.A.,
AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT
BOARD-CERTIFIED BY THE B.A.A.,
AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT
NO MEDICAL CREDENTIALS HAVE ANY
AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT
NO MEDICAL CREDENTIALS HAVE ANY
BEARING ON SO-CALLED ACTS OF
NO MEDICAL CREDENTIALS HAVE ANY
BEARING ON SO-CALLED ACTS OF
GOD.
BEARING ON SO-CALLED ACTS OF
GOD.
>> THEN HOW DO YOU MAKE EXCUSES
GOD.
>> THEN HOW DO YOU MAKE EXCUSES
FOR WHEN PEOPLE DIE ON YOU?
>> THEN HOW DO YOU MAKE EXCUSES
FOR WHEN PEOPLE DIE ON YOU?
>> I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY.
FOR WHEN PEOPLE DIE ON YOU?
>> I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY.
>> [WHISTLES]
>> I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY.
>> [WHISTLES]
WHAT AN EGO.
>> [WHISTLES]
WHAT AN EGO.
>> LOOK, YOU ARE GOING TO NEED A
WHAT AN EGO.
>> LOOK, YOU ARE GOING TO NEED A
NUMBER 3 SURGICAL KIT AND A
>> LOOK, YOU ARE GOING TO NEED A
NUMBER 3 SURGICAL KIT AND A
SLIM-LINE SUTURE PACK, STAT!
NUMBER 3 SURGICAL KIT AND A
SLIM-LINE SUTURE PACK, STAT!
>> YOU CAN'T DISCARD THIS HOLY
SLIM-LINE SUTURE PACK, STAT!
>> YOU CAN'T DISCARD THIS HOLY
IMAGE, DR. CHOSENBERG.
>> YOU CAN'T DISCARD THIS HOLY
IMAGE, DR. CHOSENBERG.
IT'S A SIN.
IMAGE, DR. CHOSENBERG.
IT'S A SIN.
>> OREL, IT HURTS!
IT'S A SIN.
>> OREL, IT HURTS!
>> OH.
>> OREL, IT HURTS!
>> OH.
WELL...
>> OH.
WELL...
>> LOOK, A LITTLE PAIN NEVER
WELL...
>> LOOK, A LITTLE PAIN NEVER
HURT ANYONE.
>> LOOK, A LITTLE PAIN NEVER
HURT ANYONE.
>> IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TREAT
HURT ANYONE.
>> IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TREAT
THIS WOUND, I WILL.
>> IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TREAT
THIS WOUND, I WILL.
>> HMM!
THIS WOUND, I WILL.
>> HMM!
[WHISPERING]
>> HMM!
[WHISPERING]
>> NIGHTY-NIGHT, DOCTOR.
[WHISPERING]
>> NIGHTY-NIGHT, DOCTOR.
>> AAGH!
>> NIGHTY-NIGHT, DOCTOR.
>> AAGH!
OH!
>> AAGH!
OH!
>> HEY!
OH!
>> HEY!
HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S FEELING
>> HEY!
HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S FEELING
BETTER ALREADY.
HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S FEELING
BETTER ALREADY.
>> SURE.
BETTER ALREADY.
>> SURE.
IN THE HOSPITAL BUSINESS, OREL,
>> SURE.
IN THE HOSPITAL BUSINESS, OREL,
YOU'LL FIND THAT ALL PATIENTS
IN THE HOSPITAL BUSINESS, OREL,
YOU'LL FIND THAT ALL PATIENTS
REALLY NEED IS TO SHUT UP.
YOU'LL FIND THAT ALL PATIENTS
REALLY NEED IS TO SHUT UP.
>> HMM.
REALLY NEED IS TO SHUT UP.
>> HMM.
>> [COUGHING]
JESUS, HEAL ME!
>> AAGH!
GET HER OFF ME!
>> AAGH!
GET HER OFF ME!
I'M GONNA CATCH HER TUBERCULAR
GET HER OFF ME!
I'M GONNA CATCH HER TUBERCULAR
INFECTION!
I'M GONNA CATCH HER TUBERCULAR
INFECTION!
OREL, THAT LADY NEEDS HELP.
INFECTION!
OREL, THAT LADY NEEDS HELP.
>> I KNOW!
OREL, THAT LADY NEEDS HELP.
>> I KNOW!
AND HE'S GONNA HELP HER.
>> I KNOW!
AND HE'S GONNA HELP HER.
>> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
AND HE'S GONNA HELP HER.
>> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
SHE HAS TUBERCULOSIS!
>> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
SHE HAS TUBERCULOSIS!
AND HE HAS STREPTOCOCCAL
SHE HAS TUBERCULOSIS!
AND HE HAS STREPTOCOCCAL
BALANITIS.
AND HE HAS STREPTOCOCCAL
BALANITIS.
AND HE HAS A MONILIAL INFECTION.
BALANITIS.
AND HE HAS A MONILIAL INFECTION.
AND HE HAS GANGRENE.
AND HE HAS A MONILIAL INFECTION.
AND HE HAS GANGRENE.
I CAN HELP THEM, OREL.
AND HE HAS GANGRENE.
I CAN HELP THEM, OREL.
I CAN HELP THEM ALL.
I CAN HELP THEM, OREL.
I CAN HELP THEM ALL.
>> YOU ARE HELPING THEM--
I CAN HELP THEM ALL.
>> YOU ARE HELPING THEM--
BY HOUSING THE SYMBOL OF OUR
>> YOU ARE HELPING THEM--
BY HOUSING THE SYMBOL OF OUR
LORD!
BY HOUSING THE SYMBOL OF OUR
LORD!
THANKS.
LORD!
THANKS.
>> OH!
THANKS.
>> OH!
SOMEONE, ANYONE, CALL THE
>> OH!
SOMEONE, ANYONE, CALL THE
POLICE!
SOMEONE, ANYONE, CALL THE
POLICE!
>> I'M RIGHT HERE WATCHING FOR
POLICE!
>> I'M RIGHT HERE WATCHING FOR
LINE-CUTTERS.
>> I'M RIGHT HERE WATCHING FOR
LINE-CUTTERS.
HEY, THAT'S MINE!
LINE-CUTTERS.
HEY, THAT'S MINE!
HEY, THAT'S MINE, TOO!
HEY, THAT'S MINE!
HEY, THAT'S MINE, TOO!
HUH?
HEY, THAT'S MINE, TOO!
HUH?
WELL, NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HUH?
WELL, NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> HEY!
WELL, NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> HEY!
[SIGHS]
>> HEY!
[SIGHS]
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
[SIGHS]
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
>> TOE NAIL FUNGUS.
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
>> TOE NAIL FUNGUS.
>> DRINK!
>> TOE NAIL FUNGUS.
>> DRINK!
NO!
>> DRINK!
NO!
>> AND MY FAMILY.
NO!
>> AND MY FAMILY.
>> HEY, EVERYONE, NO PUSHING,
>> AND MY FAMILY.
>> HEY, EVERYONE, NO PUSHING,
PLEASE.
>> HEY, EVERYONE, NO PUSHING,
PLEASE.
>> OH...
PLEASE.
>> OH...
THANK GOD.
>> OH...
THANK GOD.
JEWS.
THANK GOD.
JEWS.
HELP ME.
JEWS.
HELP ME.
>> OUR FATHER,
HELP ME.
>> OUR FATHER,
WHO ART IN HEAVEN,
>> OUR FATHER,
WHO ART IN HEAVEN,
HALLOWED BE THY NAME ALREADY...
WHO ART IN HEAVEN,
HALLOWED BE THY NAME ALREADY...
>> OH!
HALLOWED BE THY NAME ALREADY...
>> OH!
OH, MY PAIN!
>> OH!
OH, MY PAIN!
MY PAIN!
OH, MY PAIN!
MY PAIN!
OH, MY PAIN JUST FELL OFF A
MY PAIN!
OH, MY PAIN JUST FELL OFF A
BUILDING!
OH, MY PAIN JUST FELL OFF A
BUILDING!
AAGH!
BUILDING!
AAGH!
OH!
AAGH!
OH!
NOW IT'S ON FIRE!
OH!
NOW IT'S ON FIRE!
OW!
NOW IT'S ON FIRE!
OW!
MY PAIN HURTS!
OW!
MY PAIN HURTS!
OH!
MY PAIN HURTS!
OH!
OH!
OH!
OH!
OH, MY PAIN IS ALL RIGHT.
OH!
OH, MY PAIN IS ALL RIGHT.
MY PAIN IS ALL RIGHT.
OH, MY PAIN IS ALL RIGHT.
MY PAIN IS ALL RIGHT.
OW, MY PAIN JUST GOT HIT BY A
MY PAIN IS ALL RIGHT.
OW, MY PAIN JUST GOT HIT BY A
CAR!
OW, MY PAIN JUST GOT HIT BY A
CAR!
OH, GOD, IT HURTS!
CAR!
OH, GOD, IT HURTS!
>> YOU SEE,
OH, GOD, IT HURTS!
>> YOU SEE,
DR. SECONDOPINIONSON, HE'S
>> YOU SEE,
DR. SECONDOPINIONSON, HE'S
CONTRACTED HEPATITIS, RICKETS,
DR. SECONDOPINIONSON, HE'S
CONTRACTED HEPATITIS, RICKETS,
GONORRHEA, AND A DOZEN OTHER
CONTRACTED HEPATITIS, RICKETS,
GONORRHEA, AND A DOZEN OTHER
DISEASES IN LESS THEN TWO DAYS.
GONORRHEA, AND A DOZEN OTHER
DISEASES IN LESS THEN TWO DAYS.
>> INCREDIBLE.
DISEASES IN LESS THEN TWO DAYS.
>> INCREDIBLE.
>> WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD GET
>> INCREDIBLE.
>> WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD GET
HIM OUT OF THIS HOSPITAL BEFORE
>> WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD GET
HIM OUT OF THIS HOSPITAL BEFORE
HE GETS EVERYBODY SICK.
HIM OUT OF THIS HOSPITAL BEFORE
HE GETS EVERYBODY SICK.
>> BUT EVERYBODY WILL BE HEALED
HE GETS EVERYBODY SICK.
>> BUT EVERYBODY WILL BE HEALED
WITH THE DIVINE WOUND.
>> BUT EVERYBODY WILL BE HEALED
WITH THE DIVINE WOUND.
>> OREL'S RIGHT.
WITH THE DIVINE WOUND.
>> OREL'S RIGHT.
BUT WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT A
>> OREL'S RIGHT.
BUT WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT A
WAY TO HELP HIM.
BUT WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT A
WAY TO HELP HIM.
>> TRUE.
WAY TO HELP HIM.
>> TRUE.
IF HE DIES, THE IMAGE GOES WITH
>> TRUE.
IF HE DIES, THE IMAGE GOES WITH
HIM.
IF HE DIES, THE IMAGE GOES WITH
HIM.
>> WELL, MY DOESN'T HE JUST KISS
HIM.
>> WELL, MY DOESN'T HE JUST KISS
HIS OWN WOUND?
>> WELL, MY DOESN'T HE JUST KISS
HIS OWN WOUND?
>> [SIGHS]
HIS OWN WOUND?
>> [SIGHS]
JUST SIT THERE AND LOOK PRETTY,
>> [SIGHS]
JUST SIT THERE AND LOOK PRETTY,
NURSE BENDY.
JUST SIT THERE AND LOOK PRETTY,
NURSE BENDY.
>> [CHUCKLES]
NURSE BENDY.
>> [CHUCKLES]
>> [GASPING]
>> [CHUCKLES]
>> [GASPING]
I NEED MEDICINE.
>> [GASPING]
I NEED MEDICINE.
>> HERE'S ALL THE MEDICINE IN
I NEED MEDICINE.
>> HERE'S ALL THE MEDICINE IN
THE HOSPITAL.
>> HERE'S ALL THE MEDICINE IN
THE HOSPITAL.
>> FINALLY.
THE HOSPITAL.
>> FINALLY.
>> GET RID OF IT.
>> FINALLY.
>> GET RID OF IT.
>> WHAT?!
>> GET RID OF IT.
>> WHAT?!
>> MEDICINE'S OBSOLETE.
>> WHAT?!
>> MEDICINE'S OBSOLETE.
WELL, I'M GONNA CALL IT A DAY.
>> MEDICINE'S OBSOLETE.
WELL, I'M GONNA CALL IT A DAY.
>> ME, 3.
WELL, I'M GONNA CALL IT A DAY.
>> ME, 3.
>> ME...TOO.
>> ME, 3.
>> ME...TOO.
GOOD NIGHT, DR. CHOSENBERG.
>> ME...TOO.
GOOD NIGHT, DR. CHOSENBERG.
GOOD NIGHT, JESUS.
GOOD NIGHT, DR. CHOSENBERG.
GOOD NIGHT, JESUS.
>> OREL...
GOOD NIGHT, JESUS.
>> OREL...
I AM DYING.
>> OREL...
I AM DYING.
>> OH.
I AM DYING.
>> OH.
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
>> OH.
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
THE DOCTOR'S ARE TRYING TO HELP
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
THE DOCTOR'S ARE TRYING TO HELP
YOU, DR. CHOSENBERG.
THE DOCTOR'S ARE TRYING TO HELP
YOU, DR. CHOSENBERG.
>> I KNOW THAT.
YOU, DR. CHOSENBERG.
>> I KNOW THAT.
I KNOW.
>> I KNOW THAT.
I KNOW.
AND THAT'S SO, SO NICE OF THEM.
I KNOW.
AND THAT'S SO, SO NICE OF THEM.
BUT I DON'T THINK WHAT THEY HAVE
AND THAT'S SO, SO NICE OF THEM.
BUT I DON'T THINK WHAT THEY HAVE
IN MIND WILL EVER, EVER HELP ME
BUT I DON'T THINK WHAT THEY HAVE
IN MIND WILL EVER, EVER HELP ME
EVER.
IN MIND WILL EVER, EVER HELP ME
EVER.
I NEED REAL HELP, OREL.
EVER.
I NEED REAL HELP, OREL.
PLEASE JUST PUSH THAT MEDICINE
I NEED REAL HELP, OREL.
PLEASE JUST PUSH THAT MEDICINE
TRAY OVER TO ME AND I'LL DO THE
PLEASE JUST PUSH THAT MEDICINE
TRAY OVER TO ME AND I'LL DO THE
REST.
TRAY OVER TO ME AND I'LL DO THE
REST.
>> I CAN'T.
REST.
>> I CAN'T.
THAT'LL MEAN I'VE LOST MY FAITH.
>> I CAN'T.
THAT'LL MEAN I'VE LOST MY FAITH.
[SIGHS]
THAT'LL MEAN I'VE LOST MY FAITH.
[SIGHS]
I'M SORRY.
>> THAT'S ALL FOR TONIGHT,
FOLKS.
TRY AND LIVE THROUGH THE NIGHT
FOLKS.
TRY AND LIVE THROUGH THE NIGHT
NOW.
TRY AND LIVE THROUGH THE NIGHT
NOW.
>> OREL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
NOW.
>> OREL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA PULL SOME STRINGS.
>> OREL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA PULL SOME STRINGS.
>> DAD, WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN
GONNA PULL SOME STRINGS.
>> DAD, WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN
SOMETHING YOU WANT IS GOOD BUT
>> DAD, WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN
SOMETHING YOU WANT IS GOOD BUT
IT'S ALSO KIND OF BAD?
SOMETHING YOU WANT IS GOOD BUT
IT'S ALSO KIND OF BAD?
>> AAH!
IT'S ALSO KIND OF BAD?
>> AAH!
GLAD YOU ASKED, SON.
>> AAH!
GLAD YOU ASKED, SON.
WHEN I DO SOMETHING THAT I'M NOT
GLAD YOU ASKED, SON.
WHEN I DO SOMETHING THAT I'M NOT
COMFORTABLE WITH, I TRICK OR
WHEN I DO SOMETHING THAT I'M NOT
COMFORTABLE WITH, I TRICK OR
FOOL MYSELF INTO THINKING IT'S
COMFORTABLE WITH, I TRICK OR
FOOL MYSELF INTO THINKING IT'S
RIGHT.
FOOL MYSELF INTO THINKING IT'S
RIGHT.
>> BUT ISN'T THAT HYPOCRITICAL?
RIGHT.
>> BUT ISN'T THAT HYPOCRITICAL?
>> HMM.
>> BUT ISN'T THAT HYPOCRITICAL?
>> HMM.
SOME PEOPLE MAY CALL IT THAT.
>> HMM.
SOME PEOPLE MAY CALL IT THAT.
BUT I JUST LIKE TO CALL IT
SOME PEOPLE MAY CALL IT THAT.
BUT I JUST LIKE TO CALL IT
LYING TO YOURSELF.
BUT I JUST LIKE TO CALL IT
LYING TO YOURSELF.
>> LYING TO YOURSELF?
LYING TO YOURSELF.
>> LYING TO YOURSELF?
>> YOU BETCHA.
>> LYING TO YOURSELF?
>> YOU BETCHA.
ONE OF THE BEST SURVIVAL TACTICS
>> YOU BETCHA.
ONE OF THE BEST SURVIVAL TACTICS
I KNOW, KID.
ONE OF THE BEST SURVIVAL TACTICS
I KNOW, KID.
>> GEE!
I KNOW, KID.
>> GEE!
THANKS, DAD.
UM, DR. CHOSENBERG?
>> [GROANS]
HUH?
>> [GROANS]
HUH?
>> I WAS THINKING.
HUH?
>> I WAS THINKING.
MAYBE IF I PUT THIS JESUS FIGURE
>> I WAS THINKING.
MAYBE IF I PUT THIS JESUS FIGURE
CLOSE ENOUGH IT WOULD HELP HEAL
MAYBE IF I PUT THIS JESUS FIGURE
CLOSE ENOUGH IT WOULD HELP HEAL
YOU.
CLOSE ENOUGH IT WOULD HELP HEAL
YOU.
>> YEAH.
YOU.
>> YEAH.
GREAT.
>> YEAH.
GREAT.
>> UM...
GREAT.
>> UM...
HERE.
>> UM...
HERE.
I'LL PUT IT ON THIS TRAY.
>> UH.
OH!
THANKS.
OH!
THANKS.
I HOPE IT HELPS.
THANKS.
I HOPE IT HELPS.
>> YEAH.
I HOPE IT HELPS.
>> YEAH.
YEAH, I'M SURE IT WILL.
>> YEAH.
YEAH, I'M SURE IT WILL.
THANK YOU, OREL.
YEAH, I'M SURE IT WILL.
THANK YOU, OREL.
>> [SIGHS]
THANK YOU, OREL.
>> [SIGHS]
JESUS IS PRETTY GREAT, YOU KNOW.
>> [SIGHS]
JESUS IS PRETTY GREAT, YOU KNOW.
>> YEAH.
JESUS IS PRETTY GREAT, YOU KNOW.
>> YEAH.
I'M SURE HE IS.
[GROANING]
YEAH.
A LITTLE OF THIS.
YEAH.
A LITTLE OF THIS.
A LITTLE OF THAT.
A LITTLE OF THIS.
A LITTLE OF THAT.
A DASH OF THIS.
A LITTLE OF THAT.
A DASH OF THIS.
THAT'S GOOD.
A DASH OF THIS.
THAT'S GOOD.
STIR IT UP.
THAT'S GOOD.
STIR IT UP.
PUT THIS IN THERE.
STIR IT UP.
PUT THIS IN THERE.
YEAH.
PUT THIS IN THERE.
YEAH.
OK.
YEAH.
OK.
[STRAINING]
OK.
[STRAINING]
SHUCKS!
[STRAINING]
SHUCKS!
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
SHUCKS!
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
OH, GREAT.
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
OH, GREAT.
A LITTLE OF THAT.
OH, GREAT.
A LITTLE OF THAT.
OH!
A LITTLE OF THAT.
OH!
[GRUNTS]
OH!
[GRUNTS]
OK, THAT'S GOOD.
[GRUNTS]
OK, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.
OK, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.
HERE WE GO.
THAT'S GOOD.
HERE WE GO.
[BLOWING]
HERE WE GO.
[BLOWING]
THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE COLD.
[BLOWING]
THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE COLD.
IT MIGHT STING A LITTLE.
THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE COLD.
IT MIGHT STING A LITTLE.
IT MIGHT STING.
IT MIGHT STING A LITTLE.
IT MIGHT STING.
OH.
IT MIGHT STING.
OH.
LET ME KNOW IF IT HURTS.
OH.
LET ME KNOW IF IT HURTS.
OH!
LET ME KNOW IF IT HURTS.
OH!
OH!
OH!
OH!
OH!
OH!
OH!
YEAH.
>> ALL RIGHT.
LET ME AT THAT WOUND!
>> HEY!
LET ME AT THAT WOUND!
>> HEY!
THE INJURY...
>> HEY!
THE INJURY...
IT'S LOOKING BETTER.
THE INJURY...
IT'S LOOKING BETTER.
>> WHAT?
OH!
IT'S JUST A STUPID NORMAL WOUND.
>> I GUESS THE JESUS STATUE
IT'S JUST A STUPID NORMAL WOUND.
>> I GUESS THE JESUS STATUE
HEALED HIM.
>> I GUESS THE JESUS STATUE
HEALED HIM.
>> WHAT, THIS THING?
HEALED HIM.
>> WHAT, THIS THING?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> WHAT, THIS THING?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
SON, THIS WAS MADE LIKE THIS ON
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
SON, THIS WAS MADE LIKE THIS ON
PURPOSE.
SON, THIS WAS MADE LIKE THIS ON
PURPOSE.
ONLY ACCIDENTAL HOLY IMAGES CAN
PURPOSE.
ONLY ACCIDENTAL HOLY IMAGES CAN
HEAL PEOPLE.
ONLY ACCIDENTAL HOLY IMAGES CAN
HEAL PEOPLE.
>> OH.
HEAL PEOPLE.
>> OH.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, DAD?
>> OH.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, DAD?
>> AN ACCIDENTAL HOLY IMAGE, OF
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, DAD?
>> AN ACCIDENTAL HOLY IMAGE, OF
COURSE.
>> AN ACCIDENTAL HOLY IMAGE, OF
COURSE.
>> DAD, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF
COURSE.
>> DAD, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF
FINDING ANOTHER--
>> DAD, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF
FINDING ANOTHER--
>> HELLO!
FINDING ANOTHER--
>> HELLO!
LOOK, OREL.
>> HELLO!
LOOK, OREL.
A MIRACLE.
LOOK, OREL.
A MIRACLE.
THOSE MEDICINE BOTTLES LOOK JUST
A MIRACLE.
THOSE MEDICINE BOTTLES LOOK JUST
LIKE JESUS.
THOSE MEDICINE BOTTLES LOOK JUST
LIKE JESUS.
OH, YEAH.
LIKE JESUS.
OH, YEAH.
OH!
OH, YEAH.
OH!
WHAT A GREAT SAVIOR.
OH!
WHAT A GREAT SAVIOR.
MY DOGS ARE FEELING BETTER
WHAT A GREAT SAVIOR.
MY DOGS ARE FEELING BETTER
ALREADY.
MY DOGS ARE FEELING BETTER
ALREADY.
>> I GUESS DR. CHOSENBERG
ALREADY.
>> I GUESS DR. CHOSENBERG
ACCIDENTALLY ARRANGED THESE
>> I GUESS DR. CHOSENBERG
ACCIDENTALLY ARRANGED THESE
BOTTLES THAT WAY.
ACCIDENTALLY ARRANGED THESE
BOTTLES THAT WAY.
>> HALLELUJAH.
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>> HELLO, GOOD-BYE.