Moral Orel (2005–2009): Season 2, Episode 8 - The Lord's Prayer - full transcript
Orel falls in love...but is she too different?
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> HURRY, EVERYONE, HURRY!
ELEPHANTS! CAMELS!
EVERYONE!
ELEPHANTS! CAMELS!
EVERYONE!
THERE'S GONNA BE...
EVERYONE!
THERE'S GONNA BE...
NOT YET, SHAPEY!
THERE'S GONNA BE...
NOT YET, SHAPEY!
NOT EVERYONE IS ABOARD.
NOT YET, SHAPEY!
NOT EVERYONE IS ABOARD.
>> OH, SORRY.
NOT EVERYONE IS ABOARD.
>> OH, SORRY.
I THOUGHT YOU STARTED THE RAIN.
>> OH, SORRY.
I THOUGHT YOU STARTED THE RAIN.
THE LORD FINDS YOU WORTHY.
I THOUGHT YOU STARTED THE RAIN.
THE LORD FINDS YOU WORTHY.
OK, NOW.
>> RAIN, YAY!
>> OH! GOLLY...
MOM! DAD!
WE HAVE NEW NEIGHBORS!
MOM! DAD!
>> [SHAPEY GIGGLING]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
>> THEY'RE HERE!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
>> THEY'RE HERE!
>> HOW DO I LOOK?
>> THEY'RE HERE!
>> HOW DO I LOOK?
>> LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.
>> HOW DO I LOOK?
>> LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.
>> MMM.
>> LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.
>> MMM.
>> GOOD EVENING!
>> MMM.
>> GOOD EVENING!
>> IT CERTAINLY IS!
>> GOOD EVENING!
>> IT CERTAINLY IS!
I'M ART POSABULE,
>> IT CERTAINLY IS!
I'M ART POSABULE,
THIS IS MY WIFE, POPPET, OUR
I'M ART POSABULE,
THIS IS MY WIFE, POPPET, OUR
LITTLE BOY, BLOCK, AND THIS...
THIS IS MY WIFE, POPPET, OUR
LITTLE BOY, BLOCK, AND THIS...
IS CHRISTINA.
LITTLE BOY, BLOCK, AND THIS...
IS CHRISTINA.
>> WELCOME TO MORALTON!
IS CHRISTINA.
>> WELCOME TO MORALTON!
>> WHAT A LOVELY HOME.
>> WELCOME TO MORALTON!
>> WHAT A LOVELY HOME.
MAY I SEE YOUR DETERGENTS?
>> WHAT A LOVELY HOME.
MAY I SEE YOUR DETERGENTS?
>> I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
MAY I SEE YOUR DETERGENTS?
>> I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
[WOMEN GIGGLING]
>> I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
[WOMEN GIGGLING]
[MEN LAUGHING]
[WOMEN GIGGLING]
[MEN LAUGHING]
>> I BROUGHT SOME WINE.
[MEN LAUGHING]
>> I BROUGHT SOME WINE.
>> LET ME PUT ON SOME MUSIC.
>> I BROUGHT SOME WINE.
>> LET ME PUT ON SOME MUSIC.
[CHUCKLING]
>> LET ME PUT ON SOME MUSIC.
[CHUCKLING]
>> HI.
[CHUCKLING]
>> HI.
>> HI.
>> HI.
>> HI.
>> I'M OREL.
>> HI.
>> I'M OREL.
>> I'M CHRISTINA. HI.
>> I'M OREL.
>> I'M CHRISTINA. HI.
>> HI.
>> I'M CHRISTINA. HI.
>> HI.
I MADE YOU A WELCOMING PRESENT.
>> I HAVE THIS.
AND THIS.
HEY.
AND THIS.
HEY.
AND THIS.
HEY.
AND THIS.
>> [GIGGLING]
AND THIS.
>> [GIGGLING]
>> OH, NO!
>> [GIGGLING]
>> OH, NO!
"NON-THREATENING NEGRO COMEDY,
>> OH, NO!
"NON-THREATENING NEGRO COMEDY,
VOLUME 6."
"NON-THREATENING NEGRO COMEDY,
VOLUME 6."
>> MY UNCLE WILLY.
VOLUME 6."
>> MY UNCLE WILLY.
THE GUY WAS WEIRD.
>> MY UNCLE WILLY.
THE GUY WAS WEIRD.
>> [CHUCKLING]
THE GUY WAS WEIRD.
>> [CHUCKLING]
>> LET ME TELL YOU.
>> [CHUCKLING]
>> LET ME TELL YOU.
HE WOULD DO WEIRD THINGS.
>> LET ME TELL YOU.
HE WOULD DO WEIRD THINGS.
[CHUCKLING]
HE WOULD DO WEIRD THINGS.
[CHUCKLING]
WEIRD.
[CHUCKLING]
WEIRD.
[CHUCKLING]
WEIRD.
[CHUCKLING]
>> AND HERE THEY ARE...A TO Z!
[CHUCKLING]
>> AND HERE THEY ARE...A TO Z!
>> OH, THEY'RE LOVELY.
>> AND HERE THEY ARE...A TO Z!
>> OH, THEY'RE LOVELY.
AND ALPHABETIZING IS SUCH A GOOD
>> OH, THEY'RE LOVELY.
AND ALPHABETIZING IS SUCH A GOOD
IDEA.
AND ALPHABETIZING IS SUCH A GOOD
IDEA.
I DON'T KNOW WHY, I ALWAYS PUT
IDEA.
I DON'T KNOW WHY, I ALWAYS PUT
MINE IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER.
I DON'T KNOW WHY, I ALWAYS PUT
MINE IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER.
>> YES, THIS IS NEW.
MINE IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER.
>> YES, THIS IS NEW.
>> OH, BUT YOU'VE GOT
>> YES, THIS IS NEW.
>> OH, BUT YOU'VE GOT
NEVER-FILTH AND
>> OH, BUT YOU'VE GOT
NEVER-FILTH AND
MURDER-DIRT SWITCHED...
NEVER-FILTH AND
MURDER-DIRT SWITCHED...
>> WHAT?! I...
MURDER-DIRT SWITCHED...
>> WHAT?! I...
AAH! AAH! AAH!
>> WHAT?! I...
AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH!
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
>> THERE.
>> AH, THANK YOU, POPPET.
>> ...THE MEEK, THE POOR IN
>> AH, THANK YOU, POPPET.
>> ...THE MEEK, THE POOR IN
SPIRIT,
>> ...THE MEEK, THE POOR IN
SPIRIT,
UMM, THE MERCIFUL...
SPIRIT,
UMM, THE MERCIFUL...
>> THOSE WHO ARE BLESSED!
UMM, THE MERCIFUL...
>> THOSE WHO ARE BLESSED!
>> RIGHT!
>> THOSE WHO ARE BLESSED!
>> RIGHT!
>> UM, HITTITES, CANAANITES,
>> RIGHT!
>> UM, HITTITES, CANAANITES,
HEBREWS, WIVES, CHILDREN...
>> UM, HITTITES, CANAANITES,
HEBREWS, WIVES, CHILDREN...
>> THOSE WHO ARE SLAVES!
HEBREWS, WIVES, CHILDREN...
>> THOSE WHO ARE SLAVES!
>> YES!
>> SAY, SHE'S KINDA CUTE, HUH?
>> YES, SIR.
AND CHRISTINA'S SUCH A
>> YES, SIR.
AND CHRISTINA'S SUCH A
BEAUTIFUL NAME.
AND CHRISTINA'S SUCH A
BEAUTIFUL NAME.
>> OF COURSE IT IS.
BEAUTIFUL NAME.
>> OF COURSE IT IS.
THAT'S BECAUSE OF WHAT IT MEANS.
>> OF COURSE IT IS.
THAT'S BECAUSE OF WHAT IT MEANS.
IT MEANS TINY, LITTLE,
THAT'S BECAUSE OF WHAT IT MEANS.
IT MEANS TINY, LITTLE,
FEMALE CHRIST!
IT MEANS TINY, LITTLE,
FEMALE CHRIST!
HEAVENLY FATHER, THANK YOU FOR
FEMALE CHRIST!
HEAVENLY FATHER, THANK YOU FOR
NEW FRIENDSHIPS.
HEAVENLY FATHER, THANK YOU FOR
NEW FRIENDSHIPS.
IN THIS COLD, CYNICAL,
NEW FRIENDSHIPS.
IN THIS COLD, CYNICAL,
FREETHINKING,
IN THIS COLD, CYNICAL,
FREETHINKING,
LONELY WORLD YOU'VE MADE,
FREETHINKING,
LONELY WORLD YOU'VE MADE,
IT'S SO UNEXPECTED
LONELY WORLD YOU'VE MADE,
IT'S SO UNEXPECTED
WHEN NEW FRIENDSHIPS ARE
IT'S SO UNEXPECTED
WHEN NEW FRIENDSHIPS ARE
WELCOMED WITH OPEN HEARTS.
WHEN NEW FRIENDSHIPS ARE
WELCOMED WITH OPEN HEARTS.
IN YOUR NAME WE SAY THANK YOU,
WELCOMED WITH OPEN HEARTS.
IN YOUR NAME WE SAY THANK YOU,
AND REPEAT YOUR PRAYER.
IN YOUR NAME WE SAY THANK YOU,
AND REPEAT YOUR PRAYER.
OUR FATHER...
AND REPEAT YOUR PRAYER.
OUR FATHER...
>> WHO ART...
OUR FATHER...
>> WHO ART...
>> WHICH ART...
>> WHO ART...
>> WHICH ART...
>> IN HEAVEN...
>> WHICH ART...
>> IN HEAVEN...
>> HALLOW-ED BE THY NAME.
>> IN HEAVEN...
>> HALLOW-ED BE THY NAME.
THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE
>> HALLOW-ED BE THY NAME.
THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE
DONE ON EARTH AS IT IS IN
THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE
DONE ON EARTH AS IT IS IN
HEAVEN.
DONE ON EARTH AS IT IS IN
HEAVEN.
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY
HEAVEN.
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY
BREAD AND FORGIVE US OUR...
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY
BREAD AND FORGIVE US OUR...
>> TRESPASSES AS WE...
BREAD AND FORGIVE US OUR...
>> TRESPASSES AS WE...
>> DEBTS AS WE...
>> AS WE...FORGIVE...
>> THOSE WHO TRESPASS...
>> OUR DEBTORS...
>> THOSE WHO TRESPASS...
>> OUR DEBTORS...
>> DEBTORS?!
>> OUR DEBTORS...
>> DEBTORS?!
>> TRESPASSERS?!
>> DEBTORS?!
>> TRESPASSERS?!
>> WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS?!
>> TRESPASSERS?!
>> WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS?!
GET OUT!
>> WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS?!
GET OUT!
>> LET'S GO!
GET OUT!
>> LET'S GO!
>> YOU THINK YOU KNOW SOMEONE!
>> LET'S GO!
>> YOU THINK YOU KNOW SOMEONE!
>> GET UP, KIDS.
>> YOU THINK YOU KNOW SOMEONE!
>> GET UP, KIDS.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD
>> GET UP, KIDS.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD
EXPOSE MY CHILDREN TO THIS
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD
EXPOSE MY CHILDREN TO THIS
WITHOUT MY CONSENT.
EXPOSE MY CHILDREN TO THIS
WITHOUT MY CONSENT.
>> YOUR CHILDREN?
WITHOUT MY CONSENT.
>> YOUR CHILDREN?
WHAT ABOUT MY KID?
>> YOUR CHILDREN?
WHAT ABOUT MY KID?
HE'S ONLY 9!
WHAT ABOUT MY KID?
HE'S ONLY 9!
>> 12!
HE'S ONLY 9!
>> 12!
>> PLEASE JUST LEAVE.
>> 12!
>> PLEASE JUST LEAVE.
>> GLADLY.
>> PLEASE JUST LEAVE.
>> GLADLY.
>> YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
>> GLADLY.
>> YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
WHAT THE LORD'S PRAYER MEANS!
>> YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
WHAT THE LORD'S PRAYER MEANS!
>> HOW DARE YOU!
WHAT THE LORD'S PRAYER MEANS!
>> HOW DARE YOU!
>> FORGIVE YOUR DEBTORS!
>> HOW DARE YOU!
>> FORGIVE YOUR DEBTORS!
>> FORGIVE YOUR TRESPASSERS!
>> FORGIVE YOUR DEBTORS!
>> FORGIVE YOUR TRESPASSERS!
>> YOU OWE ME A BOTTLE OF WINE!
>> FORGIVE YOUR TRESPASSERS!
>> YOU OWE ME A BOTTLE OF WINE!
>> GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
>> YOU OWE ME A BOTTLE OF WINE!
>> GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
>> I FEEL SORRY FOR THEM.
>> GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
>> I FEEL SORRY FOR THEM.
DON'T THEY WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN?
>> I FEEL SORRY FOR THEM.
DON'T THEY WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN?
>> PEOPLE LIKE THEM NEVER DO.
DON'T THEY WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN?
>> PEOPLE LIKE THEM NEVER DO.
>> [GRUNTING]
>> PEOPLE LIKE THEM NEVER DO.
>> [GRUNTING]
>> NOT NOW, SHAPEY.
>> WHY DID THEY HAVE TO LEAVE,
DAD?
>> BECAUSE THEY DON'T BELIEVE
DAD?
>> BECAUSE THEY DON'T BELIEVE
IN GOD THE RIGHT WAY.
>> BECAUSE THEY DON'T BELIEVE
IN GOD THE RIGHT WAY.
WE SIMPLY CAN'T MIX
IN GOD THE RIGHT WAY.
WE SIMPLY CAN'T MIX
WITH THEIR KIND.
WE SIMPLY CAN'T MIX
WITH THEIR KIND.
IT'S DANGEROUS.
WITH THEIR KIND.
IT'S DANGEROUS.
>> THERE'S A WRONG WAY TO
IT'S DANGEROUS.
>> THERE'S A WRONG WAY TO
BELIEVE IN GOD?
>> THERE'S A WRONG WAY TO
BELIEVE IN GOD?
>> SURE!
BELIEVE IN GOD?
>> SURE!
YOU KNOW THE 21st COMMANDMENT.
>> BUT I LIKE CHRISTINA...
>> WELL, WHY NOT TRY BEING
AFRAID OF HER INSTEAD?
>> WELL, WHY NOT TRY BEING
AFRAID OF HER INSTEAD?
>> [SIGHS]
AFRAID OF HER INSTEAD?
>> [SIGHS]
GEE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
>> [SIGHS]
GEE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
>> OK...
>> NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
>> I GUESS SO.
>> [GIGGLING]
>> OW!
>> "INSPIRATIONAL POINT"?
WHAT'S THAT?
>> [MUFFLED VOICES]
WHAT'S THAT?
>> [MUFFLED VOICES]
OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!
>> [MUFFLED VOICES]
OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!
>> OH!
OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!
>> OH!
THANK YOU, JESUS!
>> OH!
THANK YOU, JESUS!
>> OH, PEOPLE COME HERE TO PRAY.
>> I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D COME
HERE.
>> I ALMOST DIDN'T.
HERE.
>> I ALMOST DIDN'T.
BUT I HAD TO SEE YOU.
>> I ALMOST DIDN'T.
BUT I HAD TO SEE YOU.
>> OH, OREL...
BUT I HAD TO SEE YOU.
>> OH, OREL...
>> OH, TINY, LITTLE FEMALE
>> OH, OREL...
>> OH, TINY, LITTLE FEMALE
CHRIST...
>> OH, TINY, LITTLE FEMALE
CHRIST...
>> OUR FATHER WHICH ART IN
CHRIST...
>> OUR FATHER WHICH ART IN
HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME.
>> OUR FATHER WHICH ART IN
HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME.
THY KINGDOM COME,
HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME.
THY KINGDOM COME,
THY WILL BE DONE ON EARTH AS
THY KINGDOM COME,
THY WILL BE DONE ON EARTH AS
IT IS IN HEAVEN.
THY WILL BE DONE ON EARTH AS
IT IS IN HEAVEN.
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY
IT IS IN HEAVEN.
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY
BREAD AND FORGIVE US OUR...
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY
BREAD AND FORGIVE US OUR...
>> COME ON, OREL, SAY IT,
BREAD AND FORGIVE US OUR...
>> COME ON, OREL, SAY IT,
"DEBTS".
>> COME ON, OREL, SAY IT,
"DEBTS".
>> I SHOULDN'T...
"DEBTS".
>> I SHOULDN'T...
>> BUT WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
>> I SHOULDN'T...
>> BUT WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
>> I KNOW, BUT...
>> BUT WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
>> I KNOW, BUT...
YOU SCARE ME.
>> I KNOW, BUT...
YOU SCARE ME.
YOU'RE DIFFERENT.
YOU SCARE ME.
YOU'RE DIFFERENT.
>> MY DAD SAYS YOU'RE THE
YOU'RE DIFFERENT.
>> MY DAD SAYS YOU'RE THE
DIFFERENT ONE.
>> MY DAD SAYS YOU'RE THE
DIFFERENT ONE.
>> ME?
DIFFERENT ONE.
>> ME?
GOSH.
>> ME?
GOSH.
[GIGGLING]
GOSH.
[GIGGLING]
>> AND FORGIVE US OUR...
[GIGGLING]
>> AND FORGIVE US OUR...
>> DEBTS.
>> AND FORGIVE US OUR...
>> DEBTS.
DEBTS.
>> DEBTS.
DEBTS.
>> OH, OREL...
DEBTS.
>> OH, OREL...
SAY IT AGAIN!
>> OH, OREL...
SAY IT AGAIN!
>> GET IT RIGHT...RIGHT...
SAY IT AGAIN!
>> GET IT RIGHT...RIGHT...
RIGHT...RIGHT...
>> GET IT RIGHT...RIGHT...
RIGHT...RIGHT...
>> DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!
RIGHT...RIGHT...
>> DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!
[CRYING]
>> STILL HATE HER.
STILL HATE HER.
STILL HATE HER.
TOLER-HATE HER.
TOLERATE HER!
TOLER-HATE HER.
TOLERATE HER!
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
TOLERATE HER!
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
>> YEAH?!
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
>> YEAH?!
>> DAD...
>> YEAH?!
>> DAD...
>> HEY!
>> DAD...
>> HEY!
COME ON IN, HALF PINT!
>> HEY!
COME ON IN, HALF PINT!
>> I FEEL GUILTY ABOUT
COME ON IN, HALF PINT!
>> I FEEL GUILTY ABOUT
SOMETHING, POP.
>> I FEEL GUILTY ABOUT
SOMETHING, POP.
>> OREL, GUILT IS FOR CATHOLICS.
SOMETHING, POP.
>> OREL, GUILT IS FOR CATHOLICS.
YOU KNOW THAT.
>> OREL, GUILT IS FOR CATHOLICS.
YOU KNOW THAT.
>> YEAH, BUT SOMETIMES IT JUST
YOU KNOW THAT.
>> YEAH, BUT SOMETIMES IT JUST
CREEPS IN.
>> YEAH, BUT SOMETIMES IT JUST
CREEPS IN.
>> WELL, THAT'S NORMAL.
CREEPS IN.
>> WELL, THAT'S NORMAL.
BUT THANKS TO MR. MARTIN LUTHER,
>> WELL, THAT'S NORMAL.
BUT THANKS TO MR. MARTIN LUTHER,
WE PROTESTANTS HAVE THE
BUT THANKS TO MR. MARTIN LUTHER,
WE PROTESTANTS HAVE THE
FREEDOM TO LEARN ABOUT THE
WE PROTESTANTS HAVE THE
FREEDOM TO LEARN ABOUT THE
CLEANSING ACT WE LIKE TO CALL:
FREEDOM TO LEARN ABOUT THE
CLEANSING ACT WE LIKE TO CALL:
"BURYING IT."
CLEANSING ACT WE LIKE TO CALL:
"BURYING IT."
AND THE PLACE TO DO
"BURYING IT."
AND THE PLACE TO DO
THAT IS CHURCH.
AND THE PLACE TO DO
THAT IS CHURCH.
>> YEAH, BUT I THINK I'D FEEL
THAT IS CHURCH.
>> YEAH, BUT I THINK I'D FEEL
BETTER JUST TALKING ABOUT IT
>> YEAH, BUT I THINK I'D FEEL
BETTER JUST TALKING ABOUT IT
WITH YOU--
BETTER JUST TALKING ABOUT IT
WITH YOU--
>> UH-UH!
WITH YOU--
>> UH-UH!
SAVE IT FOR THE REPRESSIONAL.
>> HELP ME, REVEREND,
FOR I FEEL GUILT.
>> ALL RIGHT, HURRY IT UP.
FOR I FEEL GUILT.
>> ALL RIGHT, HURRY IT UP.
>> I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON MY WIFE
>> ALL RIGHT, HURRY IT UP.
>> I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON MY WIFE
WITH NURSE BENDY.
>> I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON MY WIFE
WITH NURSE BENDY.
>> BENDY? GEEZ!
WITH NURSE BENDY.
>> BENDY? GEEZ!
OH, WELL. YOU KNOW.
>> BENDY? GEEZ!
OH, WELL. YOU KNOW.
JUST TRY TO FORGET ABOUT IT.
OH, WELL. YOU KNOW.
JUST TRY TO FORGET ABOUT IT.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH.
JUST TRY TO FORGET ABOUT IT.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH.
>> YEAH, NO KIDDING.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH.
>> YEAH, NO KIDDING.
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO PUSH IT WAY
>> YEAH, NO KIDDING.
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO PUSH IT WAY
DOWN.
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO PUSH IT WAY
DOWN.
WHISTLE A LOT.
DOWN.
WHISTLE A LOT.
PRETEND YOU'RE HAPPY.
WHISTLE A LOT.
PRETEND YOU'RE HAPPY.
>> BUT IT'S TEARING MY
PRETEND YOU'RE HAPPY.
>> BUT IT'S TEARING MY
SOUL APART!
>> BUT IT'S TEARING MY
SOUL APART!
>> ALL RIGHT...SAY 3
SOUL APART!
>> ALL RIGHT...SAY 3
"IT'S NOT HAPPENINGS" AND TWO
>> ALL RIGHT...SAY 3
"IT'S NOT HAPPENINGS" AND TWO
"I'LL DEAL WITH IT LATERS."
"IT'S NOT HAPPENINGS" AND TWO
"I'LL DEAL WITH IT LATERS."
YOU'LL BE FINE.
"I'LL DEAL WITH IT LATERS."
YOU'LL BE FINE.
>> THANKS, REVEREND.
YOU'LL BE FINE.
>> THANKS, REVEREND.
>> BENDY...
>> THANKS, REVEREND.
>> BENDY...
[WHISTLES]
>> BENDY...
[WHISTLES]
>> HI, REVEREND PUTTY!
[WHISTLES]
>> HI, REVEREND PUTTY!
>> HELLO, OREL.
>> HI, REVEREND PUTTY!
>> HELLO, OREL.
WHAT'S UP?
>> HELLO, OREL.
WHAT'S UP?
>> WELL, I FEEL GUILTY...
WHAT'S UP?
>> WELL, I FEEL GUILTY...
>> UH-HUH.
>> WELL, I FEEL GUILTY...
>> UH-HUH.
>> YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN USING THE
>> UH-HUH.
>> YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN USING THE
DEBTORS VERSION OF "THE LORD'S
>> YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN USING THE
DEBTORS VERSION OF "THE LORD'S
PRAYER" AND--
DEBTORS VERSION OF "THE LORD'S
PRAYER" AND--
>> WHAT?!
PRAYER" AND--
>> WHAT?!
>> YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF TRES--
>> WHAT?!
>> YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF TRES--
>> YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW!
>> YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF TRES--
>> YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW!
OREL, THIS IS
>> YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW!
OREL, THIS IS
NOT GUILT YOUR FEELING.
OREL, THIS IS
NOT GUILT YOUR FEELING.
>> IT ISN'T?
NOT GUILT YOUR FEELING.
>> IT ISN'T?
>> NO!
>> IT ISN'T?
>> NO!
THAT'S THE FIRES OF HELL
>> NO!
THAT'S THE FIRES OF HELL
LAPPING AT YOUR SOUL!
THAT'S THE FIRES OF HELL
LAPPING AT YOUR SOUL!
>> GOSH.
LAPPING AT YOUR SOUL!
>> GOSH.
HOW DO I REPRESS THAT?
>> GOSH.
HOW DO I REPRESS THAT?
>> YOU DON'T.
HOW DO I REPRESS THAT?
>> YOU DON'T.
YOU STOP IT AT ONCE.
>> YOU DON'T.
YOU STOP IT AT ONCE.
USING THAT VERSION OF THE PRAYER
YOU STOP IT AT ONCE.
USING THAT VERSION OF THE PRAYER
IS LIKE BELIEVING IN A JESUS
USING THAT VERSION OF THE PRAYER
IS LIKE BELIEVING IN A JESUS
WITHOUT BLUE EYES.
IS LIKE BELIEVING IN A JESUS
WITHOUT BLUE EYES.
>> [GULP]
WITHOUT BLUE EYES.
>> [GULP]
>> CATCH, GOD!
>> [GULP]
>> CATCH, GOD!
NICE THROW!
>> CATCH, GOD!
NICE THROW!
GOOD ARM!
NICE THROW!
GOOD ARM!
HERE IT COMES AGAIN!
GOOD ARM!
HERE IT COMES AGAIN!
>> CHRISTINA, WE CAN'T SEE EACH
HERE IT COMES AGAIN!
>> CHRISTINA, WE CAN'T SEE EACH
OTHER ANYMORE.
>> CHRISTINA, WE CAN'T SEE EACH
OTHER ANYMORE.
>> BUT...WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
OTHER ANYMORE.
>> BUT...WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
>> I KNOW.
>> BUT...WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
>> I KNOW.
I JUST...
>> I KNOW.
I JUST...
I DON'T WANT TO GO
I JUST...
I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO THE WRONG HEAVEN.
I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO THE WRONG HEAVEN.
[HAMMER POUNDING]
TO THE WRONG HEAVEN.
[HAMMER POUNDING]
>> CHRISTINA!
[HAMMER POUNDING]
>> CHRISTINA!
QUIT TRESPASSING!
>> CHRISTINA!
QUIT TRESPASSING!
>> YES, DADDY.
QUIT TRESPASSING!
>> YES, DADDY.
SORRY.
>> YES, DADDY.
SORRY.
>> THAT'S OK.
SORRY.
>> THAT'S OK.
[ENGINE STARTING]
>> THOSE POOR HEATHENS.
>> GOD GAVE THEM EYES, BUT THEY
CANNOT SEE.
>> GOD GAVE THEM EYES, BUT THEY
CANNOT SEE.
>> [GIGGLING]
CANNOT SEE.
>> [GIGGLING]
>> COME ON, SHAPEY.
>> YAY!
>> HMM.
WELL.
>> [GIGGLING]
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>> HELLO, GOOD-BYE.
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>> HURRY, EVERYONE, HURRY!
ELEPHANTS! CAMELS!
EVERYONE!
ELEPHANTS! CAMELS!
EVERYONE!
THERE'S GONNA BE...
EVERYONE!
THERE'S GONNA BE...
NOT YET, SHAPEY!
THERE'S GONNA BE...
NOT YET, SHAPEY!
NOT EVERYONE IS ABOARD.
NOT YET, SHAPEY!
NOT EVERYONE IS ABOARD.
>> OH, SORRY.
NOT EVERYONE IS ABOARD.
>> OH, SORRY.
I THOUGHT YOU STARTED THE RAIN.
>> OH, SORRY.
I THOUGHT YOU STARTED THE RAIN.
THE LORD FINDS YOU WORTHY.
I THOUGHT YOU STARTED THE RAIN.
THE LORD FINDS YOU WORTHY.
OK, NOW.
>> RAIN, YAY!
>> OH! GOLLY...
MOM! DAD!
WE HAVE NEW NEIGHBORS!
MOM! DAD!
>> [SHAPEY GIGGLING]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
>> THEY'RE HERE!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
>> THEY'RE HERE!
>> HOW DO I LOOK?
>> THEY'RE HERE!
>> HOW DO I LOOK?
>> LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.
>> HOW DO I LOOK?
>> LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.
>> MMM.
>> LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.
>> MMM.
>> GOOD EVENING!
>> MMM.
>> GOOD EVENING!
>> IT CERTAINLY IS!
>> GOOD EVENING!
>> IT CERTAINLY IS!
I'M ART POSABULE,
>> IT CERTAINLY IS!
I'M ART POSABULE,
THIS IS MY WIFE, POPPET, OUR
I'M ART POSABULE,
THIS IS MY WIFE, POPPET, OUR
LITTLE BOY, BLOCK, AND THIS...
THIS IS MY WIFE, POPPET, OUR
LITTLE BOY, BLOCK, AND THIS...
IS CHRISTINA.
LITTLE BOY, BLOCK, AND THIS...
IS CHRISTINA.
>> WELCOME TO MORALTON!
IS CHRISTINA.
>> WELCOME TO MORALTON!
>> WHAT A LOVELY HOME.
>> WELCOME TO MORALTON!
>> WHAT A LOVELY HOME.
MAY I SEE YOUR DETERGENTS?
>> WHAT A LOVELY HOME.
MAY I SEE YOUR DETERGENTS?
>> I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
MAY I SEE YOUR DETERGENTS?
>> I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
[WOMEN GIGGLING]
>> I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
[WOMEN GIGGLING]
[MEN LAUGHING]
[WOMEN GIGGLING]
[MEN LAUGHING]
>> I BROUGHT SOME WINE.
[MEN LAUGHING]
>> I BROUGHT SOME WINE.
>> LET ME PUT ON SOME MUSIC.
>> I BROUGHT SOME WINE.
>> LET ME PUT ON SOME MUSIC.
[CHUCKLING]
>> LET ME PUT ON SOME MUSIC.
[CHUCKLING]
>> HI.
[CHUCKLING]
>> HI.
>> HI.
>> HI.
>> HI.
>> I'M OREL.
>> HI.
>> I'M OREL.
>> I'M CHRISTINA. HI.
>> I'M OREL.
>> I'M CHRISTINA. HI.
>> HI.
>> I'M CHRISTINA. HI.
>> HI.
I MADE YOU A WELCOMING PRESENT.
>> I HAVE THIS.
AND THIS.
HEY.
AND THIS.
HEY.
AND THIS.
HEY.
AND THIS.
>> [GIGGLING]
AND THIS.
>> [GIGGLING]
>> OH, NO!
>> [GIGGLING]
>> OH, NO!
"NON-THREATENING NEGRO COMEDY,
>> OH, NO!
"NON-THREATENING NEGRO COMEDY,
VOLUME 6."
"NON-THREATENING NEGRO COMEDY,
VOLUME 6."
>> MY UNCLE WILLY.
VOLUME 6."
>> MY UNCLE WILLY.
THE GUY WAS WEIRD.
>> MY UNCLE WILLY.
THE GUY WAS WEIRD.
>> [CHUCKLING]
THE GUY WAS WEIRD.
>> [CHUCKLING]
>> LET ME TELL YOU.
>> [CHUCKLING]
>> LET ME TELL YOU.
HE WOULD DO WEIRD THINGS.
>> LET ME TELL YOU.
HE WOULD DO WEIRD THINGS.
[CHUCKLING]
HE WOULD DO WEIRD THINGS.
[CHUCKLING]
WEIRD.
[CHUCKLING]
WEIRD.
[CHUCKLING]
WEIRD.
[CHUCKLING]
>> AND HERE THEY ARE...A TO Z!
[CHUCKLING]
>> AND HERE THEY ARE...A TO Z!
>> OH, THEY'RE LOVELY.
>> AND HERE THEY ARE...A TO Z!
>> OH, THEY'RE LOVELY.
AND ALPHABETIZING IS SUCH A GOOD
>> OH, THEY'RE LOVELY.
AND ALPHABETIZING IS SUCH A GOOD
IDEA.
AND ALPHABETIZING IS SUCH A GOOD
IDEA.
I DON'T KNOW WHY, I ALWAYS PUT
IDEA.
I DON'T KNOW WHY, I ALWAYS PUT
MINE IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER.
I DON'T KNOW WHY, I ALWAYS PUT
MINE IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER.
>> YES, THIS IS NEW.
MINE IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER.
>> YES, THIS IS NEW.
>> OH, BUT YOU'VE GOT
>> YES, THIS IS NEW.
>> OH, BUT YOU'VE GOT
NEVER-FILTH AND
>> OH, BUT YOU'VE GOT
NEVER-FILTH AND
MURDER-DIRT SWITCHED...
NEVER-FILTH AND
MURDER-DIRT SWITCHED...
>> WHAT?! I...
MURDER-DIRT SWITCHED...
>> WHAT?! I...
AAH! AAH! AAH!
>> WHAT?! I...
AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH!
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
>> THERE.
>> AH, THANK YOU, POPPET.
>> ...THE MEEK, THE POOR IN
>> AH, THANK YOU, POPPET.
>> ...THE MEEK, THE POOR IN
SPIRIT,
>> ...THE MEEK, THE POOR IN
SPIRIT,
UMM, THE MERCIFUL...
SPIRIT,
UMM, THE MERCIFUL...
>> THOSE WHO ARE BLESSED!
UMM, THE MERCIFUL...
>> THOSE WHO ARE BLESSED!
>> RIGHT!
>> THOSE WHO ARE BLESSED!
>> RIGHT!
>> UM, HITTITES, CANAANITES,
>> RIGHT!
>> UM, HITTITES, CANAANITES,
HEBREWS, WIVES, CHILDREN...
>> UM, HITTITES, CANAANITES,
HEBREWS, WIVES, CHILDREN...
>> THOSE WHO ARE SLAVES!
HEBREWS, WIVES, CHILDREN...
>> THOSE WHO ARE SLAVES!
>> YES!
>> SAY, SHE'S KINDA CUTE, HUH?
>> YES, SIR.
AND CHRISTINA'S SUCH A
>> YES, SIR.
AND CHRISTINA'S SUCH A
BEAUTIFUL NAME.
AND CHRISTINA'S SUCH A
BEAUTIFUL NAME.
>> OF COURSE IT IS.
BEAUTIFUL NAME.
>> OF COURSE IT IS.
THAT'S BECAUSE OF WHAT IT MEANS.
>> OF COURSE IT IS.
THAT'S BECAUSE OF WHAT IT MEANS.
IT MEANS TINY, LITTLE,
THAT'S BECAUSE OF WHAT IT MEANS.
IT MEANS TINY, LITTLE,
FEMALE CHRIST!
IT MEANS TINY, LITTLE,
FEMALE CHRIST!
HEAVENLY FATHER, THANK YOU FOR
FEMALE CHRIST!
HEAVENLY FATHER, THANK YOU FOR
NEW FRIENDSHIPS.
HEAVENLY FATHER, THANK YOU FOR
NEW FRIENDSHIPS.
IN THIS COLD, CYNICAL,
NEW FRIENDSHIPS.
IN THIS COLD, CYNICAL,
FREETHINKING,
IN THIS COLD, CYNICAL,
FREETHINKING,
LONELY WORLD YOU'VE MADE,
FREETHINKING,
LONELY WORLD YOU'VE MADE,
IT'S SO UNEXPECTED
LONELY WORLD YOU'VE MADE,
IT'S SO UNEXPECTED
WHEN NEW FRIENDSHIPS ARE
IT'S SO UNEXPECTED
WHEN NEW FRIENDSHIPS ARE
WELCOMED WITH OPEN HEARTS.
WHEN NEW FRIENDSHIPS ARE
WELCOMED WITH OPEN HEARTS.
IN YOUR NAME WE SAY THANK YOU,
WELCOMED WITH OPEN HEARTS.
IN YOUR NAME WE SAY THANK YOU,
AND REPEAT YOUR PRAYER.
IN YOUR NAME WE SAY THANK YOU,
AND REPEAT YOUR PRAYER.
OUR FATHER...
AND REPEAT YOUR PRAYER.
OUR FATHER...
>> WHO ART...
OUR FATHER...
>> WHO ART...
>> WHICH ART...
>> WHO ART...
>> WHICH ART...
>> IN HEAVEN...
>> WHICH ART...
>> IN HEAVEN...
>> HALLOW-ED BE THY NAME.
>> IN HEAVEN...
>> HALLOW-ED BE THY NAME.
THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE
>> HALLOW-ED BE THY NAME.
THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE
DONE ON EARTH AS IT IS IN
THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE
DONE ON EARTH AS IT IS IN
HEAVEN.
DONE ON EARTH AS IT IS IN
HEAVEN.
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY
HEAVEN.
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY
BREAD AND FORGIVE US OUR...
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY
BREAD AND FORGIVE US OUR...
>> TRESPASSES AS WE...
BREAD AND FORGIVE US OUR...
>> TRESPASSES AS WE...
>> DEBTS AS WE...
>> AS WE...FORGIVE...
>> THOSE WHO TRESPASS...
>> OUR DEBTORS...
>> THOSE WHO TRESPASS...
>> OUR DEBTORS...
>> DEBTORS?!
>> OUR DEBTORS...
>> DEBTORS?!
>> TRESPASSERS?!
>> DEBTORS?!
>> TRESPASSERS?!
>> WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS?!
>> TRESPASSERS?!
>> WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS?!
GET OUT!
>> WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS?!
GET OUT!
>> LET'S GO!
GET OUT!
>> LET'S GO!
>> YOU THINK YOU KNOW SOMEONE!
>> LET'S GO!
>> YOU THINK YOU KNOW SOMEONE!
>> GET UP, KIDS.
>> YOU THINK YOU KNOW SOMEONE!
>> GET UP, KIDS.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD
>> GET UP, KIDS.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD
EXPOSE MY CHILDREN TO THIS
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD
EXPOSE MY CHILDREN TO THIS
WITHOUT MY CONSENT.
EXPOSE MY CHILDREN TO THIS
WITHOUT MY CONSENT.
>> YOUR CHILDREN?
WITHOUT MY CONSENT.
>> YOUR CHILDREN?
WHAT ABOUT MY KID?
>> YOUR CHILDREN?
WHAT ABOUT MY KID?
HE'S ONLY 9!
WHAT ABOUT MY KID?
HE'S ONLY 9!
>> 12!
HE'S ONLY 9!
>> 12!
>> PLEASE JUST LEAVE.
>> 12!
>> PLEASE JUST LEAVE.
>> GLADLY.
>> PLEASE JUST LEAVE.
>> GLADLY.
>> YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
>> GLADLY.
>> YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
WHAT THE LORD'S PRAYER MEANS!
>> YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
WHAT THE LORD'S PRAYER MEANS!
>> HOW DARE YOU!
WHAT THE LORD'S PRAYER MEANS!
>> HOW DARE YOU!
>> FORGIVE YOUR DEBTORS!
>> HOW DARE YOU!
>> FORGIVE YOUR DEBTORS!
>> FORGIVE YOUR TRESPASSERS!
>> FORGIVE YOUR DEBTORS!
>> FORGIVE YOUR TRESPASSERS!
>> YOU OWE ME A BOTTLE OF WINE!
>> FORGIVE YOUR TRESPASSERS!
>> YOU OWE ME A BOTTLE OF WINE!
>> GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
>> YOU OWE ME A BOTTLE OF WINE!
>> GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
>> I FEEL SORRY FOR THEM.
>> GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
>> I FEEL SORRY FOR THEM.
DON'T THEY WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN?
>> I FEEL SORRY FOR THEM.
DON'T THEY WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN?
>> PEOPLE LIKE THEM NEVER DO.
DON'T THEY WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN?
>> PEOPLE LIKE THEM NEVER DO.
>> [GRUNTING]
>> PEOPLE LIKE THEM NEVER DO.
>> [GRUNTING]
>> NOT NOW, SHAPEY.
>> WHY DID THEY HAVE TO LEAVE,
DAD?
>> BECAUSE THEY DON'T BELIEVE
DAD?
>> BECAUSE THEY DON'T BELIEVE
IN GOD THE RIGHT WAY.
>> BECAUSE THEY DON'T BELIEVE
IN GOD THE RIGHT WAY.
WE SIMPLY CAN'T MIX
IN GOD THE RIGHT WAY.
WE SIMPLY CAN'T MIX
WITH THEIR KIND.
WE SIMPLY CAN'T MIX
WITH THEIR KIND.
IT'S DANGEROUS.
WITH THEIR KIND.
IT'S DANGEROUS.
>> THERE'S A WRONG WAY TO
IT'S DANGEROUS.
>> THERE'S A WRONG WAY TO
BELIEVE IN GOD?
>> THERE'S A WRONG WAY TO
BELIEVE IN GOD?
>> SURE!
BELIEVE IN GOD?
>> SURE!
YOU KNOW THE 21st COMMANDMENT.
>> BUT I LIKE CHRISTINA...
>> WELL, WHY NOT TRY BEING
AFRAID OF HER INSTEAD?
>> WELL, WHY NOT TRY BEING
AFRAID OF HER INSTEAD?
>> [SIGHS]
AFRAID OF HER INSTEAD?
>> [SIGHS]
GEE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
>> [SIGHS]
GEE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
>> OK...
>> NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
>> I GUESS SO.
>> [GIGGLING]
>> OW!
>> "INSPIRATIONAL POINT"?
WHAT'S THAT?
>> [MUFFLED VOICES]
WHAT'S THAT?
>> [MUFFLED VOICES]
OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!
>> [MUFFLED VOICES]
OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!
>> OH!
OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!
>> OH!
THANK YOU, JESUS!
>> OH!
THANK YOU, JESUS!
>> OH, PEOPLE COME HERE TO PRAY.
>> I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D COME
HERE.
>> I ALMOST DIDN'T.
HERE.
>> I ALMOST DIDN'T.
BUT I HAD TO SEE YOU.
>> I ALMOST DIDN'T.
BUT I HAD TO SEE YOU.
>> OH, OREL...
BUT I HAD TO SEE YOU.
>> OH, OREL...
>> OH, TINY, LITTLE FEMALE
>> OH, OREL...
>> OH, TINY, LITTLE FEMALE
CHRIST...
>> OH, TINY, LITTLE FEMALE
CHRIST...
>> OUR FATHER WHICH ART IN
CHRIST...
>> OUR FATHER WHICH ART IN
HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME.
>> OUR FATHER WHICH ART IN
HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME.
THY KINGDOM COME,
HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME.
THY KINGDOM COME,
THY WILL BE DONE ON EARTH AS
THY KINGDOM COME,
THY WILL BE DONE ON EARTH AS
IT IS IN HEAVEN.
THY WILL BE DONE ON EARTH AS
IT IS IN HEAVEN.
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY
IT IS IN HEAVEN.
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY
BREAD AND FORGIVE US OUR...
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY
BREAD AND FORGIVE US OUR...
>> COME ON, OREL, SAY IT,
BREAD AND FORGIVE US OUR...
>> COME ON, OREL, SAY IT,
"DEBTS".
>> COME ON, OREL, SAY IT,
"DEBTS".
>> I SHOULDN'T...
"DEBTS".
>> I SHOULDN'T...
>> BUT WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
>> I SHOULDN'T...
>> BUT WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
>> I KNOW, BUT...
>> BUT WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
>> I KNOW, BUT...
YOU SCARE ME.
>> I KNOW, BUT...
YOU SCARE ME.
YOU'RE DIFFERENT.
YOU SCARE ME.
YOU'RE DIFFERENT.
>> MY DAD SAYS YOU'RE THE
YOU'RE DIFFERENT.
>> MY DAD SAYS YOU'RE THE
DIFFERENT ONE.
>> MY DAD SAYS YOU'RE THE
DIFFERENT ONE.
>> ME?
DIFFERENT ONE.
>> ME?
GOSH.
>> ME?
GOSH.
[GIGGLING]
GOSH.
[GIGGLING]
>> AND FORGIVE US OUR...
[GIGGLING]
>> AND FORGIVE US OUR...
>> DEBTS.
>> AND FORGIVE US OUR...
>> DEBTS.
DEBTS.
>> DEBTS.
DEBTS.
>> OH, OREL...
DEBTS.
>> OH, OREL...
SAY IT AGAIN!
>> OH, OREL...
SAY IT AGAIN!
>> GET IT RIGHT...RIGHT...
SAY IT AGAIN!
>> GET IT RIGHT...RIGHT...
RIGHT...RIGHT...
>> GET IT RIGHT...RIGHT...
RIGHT...RIGHT...
>> DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!
RIGHT...RIGHT...
>> DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!
[CRYING]
>> STILL HATE HER.
STILL HATE HER.
STILL HATE HER.
TOLER-HATE HER.
TOLERATE HER!
TOLER-HATE HER.
TOLERATE HER!
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
TOLERATE HER!
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
>> YEAH?!
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
>> YEAH?!
>> DAD...
>> YEAH?!
>> DAD...
>> HEY!
>> DAD...
>> HEY!
COME ON IN, HALF PINT!
>> HEY!
COME ON IN, HALF PINT!
>> I FEEL GUILTY ABOUT
COME ON IN, HALF PINT!
>> I FEEL GUILTY ABOUT
SOMETHING, POP.
>> I FEEL GUILTY ABOUT
SOMETHING, POP.
>> OREL, GUILT IS FOR CATHOLICS.
SOMETHING, POP.
>> OREL, GUILT IS FOR CATHOLICS.
YOU KNOW THAT.
>> OREL, GUILT IS FOR CATHOLICS.
YOU KNOW THAT.
>> YEAH, BUT SOMETIMES IT JUST
YOU KNOW THAT.
>> YEAH, BUT SOMETIMES IT JUST
CREEPS IN.
>> YEAH, BUT SOMETIMES IT JUST
CREEPS IN.
>> WELL, THAT'S NORMAL.
CREEPS IN.
>> WELL, THAT'S NORMAL.
BUT THANKS TO MR. MARTIN LUTHER,
>> WELL, THAT'S NORMAL.
BUT THANKS TO MR. MARTIN LUTHER,
WE PROTESTANTS HAVE THE
BUT THANKS TO MR. MARTIN LUTHER,
WE PROTESTANTS HAVE THE
FREEDOM TO LEARN ABOUT THE
WE PROTESTANTS HAVE THE
FREEDOM TO LEARN ABOUT THE
CLEANSING ACT WE LIKE TO CALL:
FREEDOM TO LEARN ABOUT THE
CLEANSING ACT WE LIKE TO CALL:
"BURYING IT."
CLEANSING ACT WE LIKE TO CALL:
"BURYING IT."
AND THE PLACE TO DO
"BURYING IT."
AND THE PLACE TO DO
THAT IS CHURCH.
AND THE PLACE TO DO
THAT IS CHURCH.
>> YEAH, BUT I THINK I'D FEEL
THAT IS CHURCH.
>> YEAH, BUT I THINK I'D FEEL
BETTER JUST TALKING ABOUT IT
>> YEAH, BUT I THINK I'D FEEL
BETTER JUST TALKING ABOUT IT
WITH YOU--
BETTER JUST TALKING ABOUT IT
WITH YOU--
>> UH-UH!
WITH YOU--
>> UH-UH!
SAVE IT FOR THE REPRESSIONAL.
>> HELP ME, REVEREND,
FOR I FEEL GUILT.
>> ALL RIGHT, HURRY IT UP.
FOR I FEEL GUILT.
>> ALL RIGHT, HURRY IT UP.
>> I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON MY WIFE
>> ALL RIGHT, HURRY IT UP.
>> I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON MY WIFE
WITH NURSE BENDY.
>> I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON MY WIFE
WITH NURSE BENDY.
>> BENDY? GEEZ!
WITH NURSE BENDY.
>> BENDY? GEEZ!
OH, WELL. YOU KNOW.
>> BENDY? GEEZ!
OH, WELL. YOU KNOW.
JUST TRY TO FORGET ABOUT IT.
OH, WELL. YOU KNOW.
JUST TRY TO FORGET ABOUT IT.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH.
JUST TRY TO FORGET ABOUT IT.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH.
>> YEAH, NO KIDDING.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH.
>> YEAH, NO KIDDING.
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO PUSH IT WAY
>> YEAH, NO KIDDING.
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO PUSH IT WAY
DOWN.
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO PUSH IT WAY
DOWN.
WHISTLE A LOT.
DOWN.
WHISTLE A LOT.
PRETEND YOU'RE HAPPY.
WHISTLE A LOT.
PRETEND YOU'RE HAPPY.
>> BUT IT'S TEARING MY
PRETEND YOU'RE HAPPY.
>> BUT IT'S TEARING MY
SOUL APART!
>> BUT IT'S TEARING MY
SOUL APART!
>> ALL RIGHT...SAY 3
SOUL APART!
>> ALL RIGHT...SAY 3
"IT'S NOT HAPPENINGS" AND TWO
>> ALL RIGHT...SAY 3
"IT'S NOT HAPPENINGS" AND TWO
"I'LL DEAL WITH IT LATERS."
"IT'S NOT HAPPENINGS" AND TWO
"I'LL DEAL WITH IT LATERS."
YOU'LL BE FINE.
"I'LL DEAL WITH IT LATERS."
YOU'LL BE FINE.
>> THANKS, REVEREND.
YOU'LL BE FINE.
>> THANKS, REVEREND.
>> BENDY...
>> THANKS, REVEREND.
>> BENDY...
[WHISTLES]
>> BENDY...
[WHISTLES]
>> HI, REVEREND PUTTY!
[WHISTLES]
>> HI, REVEREND PUTTY!
>> HELLO, OREL.
>> HI, REVEREND PUTTY!
>> HELLO, OREL.
WHAT'S UP?
>> HELLO, OREL.
WHAT'S UP?
>> WELL, I FEEL GUILTY...
WHAT'S UP?
>> WELL, I FEEL GUILTY...
>> UH-HUH.
>> WELL, I FEEL GUILTY...
>> UH-HUH.
>> YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN USING THE
>> UH-HUH.
>> YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN USING THE
DEBTORS VERSION OF "THE LORD'S
>> YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN USING THE
DEBTORS VERSION OF "THE LORD'S
PRAYER" AND--
DEBTORS VERSION OF "THE LORD'S
PRAYER" AND--
>> WHAT?!
PRAYER" AND--
>> WHAT?!
>> YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF TRES--
>> WHAT?!
>> YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF TRES--
>> YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW!
>> YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF TRES--
>> YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW!
OREL, THIS IS
>> YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW!
OREL, THIS IS
NOT GUILT YOUR FEELING.
OREL, THIS IS
NOT GUILT YOUR FEELING.
>> IT ISN'T?
NOT GUILT YOUR FEELING.
>> IT ISN'T?
>> NO!
>> IT ISN'T?
>> NO!
THAT'S THE FIRES OF HELL
>> NO!
THAT'S THE FIRES OF HELL
LAPPING AT YOUR SOUL!
THAT'S THE FIRES OF HELL
LAPPING AT YOUR SOUL!
>> GOSH.
LAPPING AT YOUR SOUL!
>> GOSH.
HOW DO I REPRESS THAT?
>> GOSH.
HOW DO I REPRESS THAT?
>> YOU DON'T.
HOW DO I REPRESS THAT?
>> YOU DON'T.
YOU STOP IT AT ONCE.
>> YOU DON'T.
YOU STOP IT AT ONCE.
USING THAT VERSION OF THE PRAYER
YOU STOP IT AT ONCE.
USING THAT VERSION OF THE PRAYER
IS LIKE BELIEVING IN A JESUS
USING THAT VERSION OF THE PRAYER
IS LIKE BELIEVING IN A JESUS
WITHOUT BLUE EYES.
IS LIKE BELIEVING IN A JESUS
WITHOUT BLUE EYES.
>> [GULP]
WITHOUT BLUE EYES.
>> [GULP]
>> CATCH, GOD!
>> [GULP]
>> CATCH, GOD!
NICE THROW!
>> CATCH, GOD!
NICE THROW!
GOOD ARM!
NICE THROW!
GOOD ARM!
HERE IT COMES AGAIN!
GOOD ARM!
HERE IT COMES AGAIN!
>> CHRISTINA, WE CAN'T SEE EACH
HERE IT COMES AGAIN!
>> CHRISTINA, WE CAN'T SEE EACH
OTHER ANYMORE.
>> CHRISTINA, WE CAN'T SEE EACH
OTHER ANYMORE.
>> BUT...WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
OTHER ANYMORE.
>> BUT...WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
>> I KNOW.
>> BUT...WE LIKE EACH OTHER.
>> I KNOW.
I JUST...
>> I KNOW.
I JUST...
I DON'T WANT TO GO
I JUST...
I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO THE WRONG HEAVEN.
I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO THE WRONG HEAVEN.
[HAMMER POUNDING]
TO THE WRONG HEAVEN.
[HAMMER POUNDING]
>> CHRISTINA!
[HAMMER POUNDING]
>> CHRISTINA!
QUIT TRESPASSING!
>> CHRISTINA!
QUIT TRESPASSING!
>> YES, DADDY.
QUIT TRESPASSING!
>> YES, DADDY.
SORRY.
>> YES, DADDY.
SORRY.
>> THAT'S OK.
SORRY.
>> THAT'S OK.
[ENGINE STARTING]
>> THOSE POOR HEATHENS.
>> GOD GAVE THEM EYES, BUT THEY
CANNOT SEE.
>> GOD GAVE THEM EYES, BUT THEY
CANNOT SEE.
>> [GIGGLING]
CANNOT SEE.
>> [GIGGLING]
>> COME ON, SHAPEY.
>> YAY!
>> HMM.
WELL.
>> [GIGGLING]
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>> HELLO, GOOD-BYE.