Moral Orel (2005–2009): Season 2, Episode 7 - Pleasure - full transcript
When Orel learns that most "pleasures" in life comes from the devil, he starts avoiding anything that makes him happy.
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[BELL RINGS]
>> BLESSED ARE THE POOR IN
SPIRIT, FOR THEIRS IS THE
>> BLESSED ARE THE POOR IN
SPIRIT, FOR THEIRS IS THE
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN...
SPIRIT, FOR THEIRS IS THE
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN...
>> FINALLY, SUNDAY!
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN...
>> FINALLY, SUNDAY!
WAKE UP, MOM!
>> FINALLY, SUNDAY!
WAKE UP, MOM!
TIME FOR CHURCH!
WAKE UP, MOM!
TIME FOR CHURCH!
>> HUH...
TIME FOR CHURCH!
>> HUH...
>> COME ON, DAD!
>> HUH...
>> COME ON, DAD!
GOD WILL WONDER WHERE WE ARE!
>> COME ON, DAD!
GOD WILL WONDER WHERE WE ARE!
>> TODAY, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO
GOD WILL WONDER WHERE WE ARE!
>> TODAY, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT PLEASURE.
>> TODAY, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT PLEASURE.
AS CHRISTIANS, WE MUST BE
YOU ABOUT PLEASURE.
AS CHRISTIANS, WE MUST BE
SKEPTICAL OF LIFE'S MOST
AS CHRISTIANS, WE MUST BE
SKEPTICAL OF LIFE'S MOST
INTENSE PLEASURES, FOR THEREIN
SKEPTICAL OF LIFE'S MOST
INTENSE PLEASURES, FOR THEREIN
MOST CERTAINLY LIES THE HAND OF
INTENSE PLEASURES, FOR THEREIN
MOST CERTAINLY LIES THE HAND OF
THE DEVIL.
MOST CERTAINLY LIES THE HAND OF
THE DEVIL.
DRINKING TO EXCESS?
THE DEVIL.
DRINKING TO EXCESS?
THE DEVIL.
DRINKING TO EXCESS?
THE DEVIL.
GAMBLING?
THE DEVIL.
GAMBLING?
THE DEVIL.
GAMBLING?
THE DEVIL.
SELF-PLEASURE?
THE DEVIL.
SELF-PLEASURE?
DEVIL.
SELF-PLEASURE?
DEVIL.
TAKING EVEN MOMENTARY COMFORT
DEVIL.
TAKING EVEN MOMENTARY COMFORT
IN THE COMPANY OF
TAKING EVEN MOMENTARY COMFORT
IN THE COMPANY OF
PROMISCUOUS WOMEN?
IN THE COMPANY OF
PROMISCUOUS WOMEN?
YOU GUESSED IT--DEVIL.
PROMISCUOUS WOMEN?
YOU GUESSED IT--DEVIL.
SWEARING?
YOU GUESSED IT--DEVIL.
SWEARING?
DEVIL.
SWEARING?
DEVIL.
DIRTY DANCING?
DEVIL.
DIRTY DANCING?
DEVIL.
DIRTY DANCING?
DEVIL.
STREAKING?
DEVIL.
STREAKING?
DEVIL.
STREAKING?
DEVIL.
>> OH...
DEVIL.
>> OH...
>> DEVIL WORSHIP?
>> OH...
>> DEVIL WORSHIP?
D--HUH?
>> DEVIL WORSHIP?
D--HUH?
HOW'D THAT GET IN THERE?
D--HUH?
HOW'D THAT GET IN THERE?
I MEAN, EVEN COVETING IS OFF
HOW'D THAT GET IN THERE?
I MEAN, EVEN COVETING IS OFF
LIMITS, FOR HOOT'S SAKE.
I MEAN, EVEN COVETING IS OFF
LIMITS, FOR HOOT'S SAKE.
YOU CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SIN
LIMITS, FOR HOOT'S SAKE.
YOU CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SIN
WITHOUT IT BEING A SIN.
YOU CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SIN
WITHOUT IT BEING A SIN.
BELIEVE ME, BROTHER, THEY
WITHOUT IT BEING A SIN.
BELIEVE ME, BROTHER, THEY
THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING.
BELIEVE ME, BROTHER, THEY
THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING.
NOW, THIS IS NOT TO SAY THAT
THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING.
NOW, THIS IS NOT TO SAY THAT
THE PIOUS LIFE IS COMPLETELY
NOW, THIS IS NOT TO SAY THAT
THE PIOUS LIFE IS COMPLETELY
DEVOID OF JOY.
THE PIOUS LIFE IS COMPLETELY
DEVOID OF JOY.
OH, THERE'S LOTS OF GREAT STUFF.
DEVOID OF JOY.
OH, THERE'S LOTS OF GREAT STUFF.
THERE'S PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP,
OH, THERE'S LOTS OF GREAT STUFF.
THERE'S PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP,
NICE WEATHER, THE THRILL OF A
THERE'S PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP,
NICE WEATHER, THE THRILL OF A
GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP...
NICE WEATHER, THE THRILL OF A
GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP...
UH, JUST TO NAME A FEW.
GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP...
UH, JUST TO NAME A FEW.
BUT I SAY UNTO YOU, BEWARE OF
UH, JUST TO NAME A FEW.
BUT I SAY UNTO YOU, BEWARE OF
THOSE TRULY DEEP-DOWN,
BUT I SAY UNTO YOU, BEWARE OF
THOSE TRULY DEEP-DOWN,
SOUL-MOVING,
THOSE TRULY DEEP-DOWN,
SOUL-MOVING,
KNOCK-YOUR-SOCKS-OFF FORMS OF
SOUL-MOVING,
KNOCK-YOUR-SOCKS-OFF FORMS OF
EARTHLY PLEASURE BECAUSE
KNOCK-YOUR-SOCKS-OFF FORMS OF
EARTHLY PLEASURE BECAUSE
THEREIN, MY FRIENDS, LIES THE
EARTHLY PLEASURE BECAUSE
THEREIN, MY FRIENDS, LIES THE
PATH TO ETERNAL DAMNATION.
THEREIN, MY FRIENDS, LIES THE
PATH TO ETERNAL DAMNATION.
AMEN.
PATH TO ETERNAL DAMNATION.
AMEN.
>> AMEN.
AMEN.
>> AMEN.
>> REVEREND PUTTY?
>> AMEN.
>> REVEREND PUTTY?
>> YES, OREL?
>> REVEREND PUTTY?
>> YES, OREL?
>> WELL, I AGREE WITH YOU
>> YES, OREL?
>> WELL, I AGREE WITH YOU
THAT--AHEM--AS CHRISTIANS, WE
>> WELL, I AGREE WITH YOU
THAT--AHEM--AS CHRISTIANS, WE
MUST BE SKEPICAL--SKEPTICAL
THAT--AHEM--AS CHRISTIANS, WE
MUST BE SKEPICAL--SKEPTICAL
OF LIFE'S MOST INTENSE
MUST BE SKEPICAL--SKEPTICAL
OF LIFE'S MOST INTENSE
PLEASURES, FOR THEREIN MOST
OF LIFE'S MOST INTENSE
PLEASURES, FOR THEREIN MOST
CERTAINLY LIES THE HAND
PLEASURES, FOR THEREIN MOST
CERTAINLY LIES THE HAND
OF THE DEVIL.
CERTAINLY LIES THE HAND
OF THE DEVIL.
DRINKING TO EXCESS?
OF THE DEVIL.
DRINKING TO EXCESS?
THE DEVIL.
DRINKING TO EXCESS?
THE DEVIL.
GAMBLING?
THE DEVIL.
GAMBLING?
THE DEVIL.
GAMBLING?
THE DEVIL.
SELF-PLEASURE?
THE DEVIL.
SELF-PLEASURE?
OH.
SELF-PLEASURE?
OH.
>> GEE, OREL, DO YOU REALLY
OH.
>> GEE, OREL, DO YOU REALLY
THINK EVERYTHING THAT MAKES YOU
>> GEE, OREL, DO YOU REALLY
THINK EVERYTHING THAT MAKES YOU
FEEL GOOD IS THE DEVIL'S WORK?
THINK EVERYTHING THAT MAKES YOU
FEEL GOOD IS THE DEVIL'S WORK?
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW, JOEY,
FEEL GOOD IS THE DEVIL'S WORK?
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW, JOEY,
BUT I THINK I'D BETTER
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW, JOEY,
BUT I THINK I'D BETTER
CUT THEM ALL OUT JUST TO
BUT I THINK I'D BETTER
CUT THEM ALL OUT JUST TO
BE ON THE SAFE SIDE.
CUT THEM ALL OUT JUST TO
BE ON THE SAFE SIDE.
>> AH, EXCUSE ME, DEARIES,
BE ON THE SAFE SIDE.
>> AH, EXCUSE ME, DEARIES,
COULD YOU HELP AN OLD WOMAN
>> AH, EXCUSE ME, DEARIES,
COULD YOU HELP AN OLD WOMAN
ACROSS THE STREET?
COULD YOU HELP AN OLD WOMAN
ACROSS THE STREET?
>> YES, MA'AM.
ACROSS THE STREET?
>> YES, MA'AM.
I'D BE HAPPY TO.
>> YES, MA'AM.
I'D BE HAPPY TO.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
I'D BE HAPPY TO.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
NICE TRY, DEVIL.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
NICE TRY, DEVIL.
>> BUT I--
NICE TRY, DEVIL.
>> BUT I--
PLEASE.
>> BUT I--
PLEASE.
>> GOSH, OREL, THAT WAS CLOSE.
PLEASE.
>> GOSH, OREL, THAT WAS CLOSE.
>> YEAH.
>> GOSH, OREL, THAT WAS CLOSE.
>> YEAH.
I WAS ALMOST TEMPTED.
>> YEAH.
I WAS ALMOST TEMPTED.
OH, HERE, MA'AM.
I WAS ALMOST TEMPTED.
OH, HERE, MA'AM.
LET ME HELP.
OH, HERE, MA'AM.
LET ME HELP.
>> WHY, THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN.
LET ME HELP.
>> WHY, THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN.
>> MY PLEASURE--AH!
>> WHY, THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN.
>> MY PLEASURE--AH!
DARN YOU, DEVIL!
>> MY PLEASURE--AH!
DARN YOU, DEVIL!
>> WHA--
DARN YOU, DEVIL!
>> WHA--
>> OH, BEING A GOOD CHRISTIAN
>> WHA--
>> OH, BEING A GOOD CHRISTIAN
SURE IS COMPLICATED SOMETIMES.
>> OH, BEING A GOOD CHRISTIAN
SURE IS COMPLICATED SOMETIMES.
>> YOU'RE TELLING ME.
SURE IS COMPLICATED SOMETIMES.
>> YOU'RE TELLING ME.
OH...
>> YOU'RE TELLING ME.
OH...
>> OW!
OH...
>> OW!
OW!
>> OW!
OW!
HA!
OW!
HA!
>> AAH!
HA!
>> AAH!
>> YAY!
>> AAH!
>> YAY!
HA HA!
>> YAY!
HA HA!
>> DAD?
HA HA!
>> DAD?
>> WHERE?
>> DAD?
>> WHERE?
I MEAN, HERE FOR YA.
>> WHERE?
I MEAN, HERE FOR YA.
>> I'M SURE FINDING IT HARD TO
I MEAN, HERE FOR YA.
>> I'M SURE FINDING IT HARD TO
AVOID ALL OF THE DEVIL'S
>> I'M SURE FINDING IT HARD TO
AVOID ALL OF THE DEVIL'S
PLEASURE TRAPS.
AVOID ALL OF THE DEVIL'S
PLEASURE TRAPS.
>> AH, DON'T WORRY, SON.
PLEASURE TRAPS.
>> AH, DON'T WORRY, SON.
WHEN YOU GET OLDER AND HAVE A
>> AH, DON'T WORRY, SON.
WHEN YOU GET OLDER AND HAVE A
FAMILY, YOU'LL FIND THAT LEADING
WHEN YOU GET OLDER AND HAVE A
FAMILY, YOU'LL FIND THAT LEADING
A VIRTUOUS AND PLEASURE-FREE
FAMILY, YOU'LL FIND THAT LEADING
A VIRTUOUS AND PLEASURE-FREE
LIFE COMES AS EASY AS WAKING UP
A VIRTUOUS AND PLEASURE-FREE
LIFE COMES AS EASY AS WAKING UP
IN THE MORNING.
LIFE COMES AS EASY AS WAKING UP
IN THE MORNING.
>> CLAY, I'M SETTING YOUR COUCH
IN THE MORNING.
>> CLAY, I'M SETTING YOUR COUCH
ALARM SO YOU'RE NOT LATE AGAIN
>> CLAY, I'M SETTING YOUR COUCH
ALARM SO YOU'RE NOT LATE AGAIN
FOR WORK TOMORROW.
ALARM SO YOU'RE NOT LATE AGAIN
FOR WORK TOMORROW.
>> FINE.
FOR WORK TOMORROW.
>> FINE.
OK, IT'S A LOT EASIER THAN
>> FINE.
OK, IT'S A LOT EASIER THAN
WAKING UP IN THE MORNING.
OK, IT'S A LOT EASIER THAN
WAKING UP IN THE MORNING.
>> GOLLY, HE'S SO MISERABLE.
WAKING UP IN THE MORNING.
>> GOLLY, HE'S SO MISERABLE.
GEE, HE MUST BE THE HOLIEST MAN
>> GOLLY, HE'S SO MISERABLE.
GEE, HE MUST BE THE HOLIEST MAN
IN ALL OF MORALTON.
GEE, HE MUST BE THE HOLIEST MAN
IN ALL OF MORALTON.
AND THANK YOU, GOD, FOR HELPING
IN ALL OF MORALTON.
AND THANK YOU, GOD, FOR HELPING
ME TO CUT OUT ALL THE TERRIBLE
AND THANK YOU, GOD, FOR HELPING
ME TO CUT OUT ALL THE TERRIBLE
PLEASURES THAT THE DEVIL TRICKED
ME TO CUT OUT ALL THE TERRIBLE
PLEASURES THAT THE DEVIL TRICKED
ME INTO ENJOYING.
PLEASURES THAT THE DEVIL TRICKED
ME INTO ENJOYING.
AMEN.
ME INTO ENJOYING.
AMEN.
PHEW.
AMEN.
PHEW.
THIS LIST SURE IS GONNA
PHEW.
THIS LIST SURE IS GONNA
MAKE GOD HAPPY.
THIS LIST SURE IS GONNA
MAKE GOD HAPPY.
YEP, IT SURE DOES FEEL GOOD TO
MAKE GOD HAPPY.
YEP, IT SURE DOES FEEL GOOD TO
PLEASE THE LORD.
YEP, IT SURE DOES FEEL GOOD TO
PLEASE THE LORD.
>> OREL...
PLEASE THE LORD.
>> OREL...
OREL, MY SON.
>> OREL...
OREL, MY SON.
>> GOD?
OREL, MY SON.
>> GOD?
>> YES, OREL.
>> GOD?
>> YES, OREL.
I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT
>> YES, OREL.
I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT
TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE DOING A
I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT
TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE DOING A
REALLY SUPER JOB.
TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE DOING A
REALLY SUPER JOB.
>> I AM?
REALLY SUPER JOB.
>> I AM?
>> YES, MY SON.
>> I AM?
>> YES, MY SON.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
>> YES, MY SON.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
>> [HEART BEATING]
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
>> [HEART BEATING]
>> I...
>> [HEART BEATING]
>> I...
LOVE...
>> I...
LOVE...
YOU.
LOVE...
YOU.
>> [HEART BEATING FASTER]
YOU.
>> [HEART BEATING FASTER]
GEE!
>> [HEART BEATING FASTER]
GEE!
OW!
GEE!
OW!
UH...
OW!
UH...
UH-OH.
BUT JUST WHEN I WAS SURE I'D CUT
OUT ALL OF MY MOST SATISFYING
PLEASURES, I DISCOVERED THE MOST
OUT ALL OF MY MOST SATISFYING
PLEASURES, I DISCOVERED THE MOST
PLEASING OF THEM ALL.
PLEASURES, I DISCOVERED THE MOST
PLEASING OF THEM ALL.
>> OUCH.
PLEASING OF THEM ALL.
>> OUCH.
>> IT'S EVEN STARTED CAUSING
>> OUCH.
>> IT'S EVEN STARTED CAUSING
STRANGE THINGS TO HAPPEN.
TO MY BODY.
>> YOUR BODY, HUH?
OREL, THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CODE
>> YOUR BODY, HUH?
OREL, THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CODE
RED EMERGENCY.
OREL, THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CODE
RED EMERGENCY.
>> GEE.
RED EMERGENCY.
>> GEE.
>> YEAH, SERIOUS STUFF.
>> GEE.
>> YEAH, SERIOUS STUFF.
HELL IS LAPPING AT YOUR HEEL.
>> YEAH, SERIOUS STUFF.
HELL IS LAPPING AT YOUR HEEL.
>> GOLLY!
HELL IS LAPPING AT YOUR HEEL.
>> GOLLY!
THEN WHAT CAN I DO?
>> GOLLY!
THEN WHAT CAN I DO?
>> TRY THIS, OREL.
THEN WHAT CAN I DO?
>> TRY THIS, OREL.
WHENEVER THESE IMPURE IMPULSES
>> TRY THIS, OREL.
WHENEVER THESE IMPURE IMPULSES
COME OVER YOU, DISCOURAGE THEM
WHENEVER THESE IMPURE IMPULSES
COME OVER YOU, DISCOURAGE THEM
WITH A NEGATIVE THOUGHT
COME OVER YOU, DISCOURAGE THEM
WITH A NEGATIVE THOUGHT
OR ACTION.
WITH A NEGATIVE THOUGHT
OR ACTION.
COUNTER YOUR PLEASURE WITH A
OR ACTION.
COUNTER YOUR PLEASURE WITH A
LITTLE BIT OF PAIN.
COUNTER YOUR PLEASURE WITH A
LITTLE BIT OF PAIN.
>> PAIN?
LITTLE BIT OF PAIN.
>> PAIN?
>> YES, THE DEVIL HATES THE
>> PAIN?
>> YES, THE DEVIL HATES THE
STUFF WHEN IT'S USED RIGHT.
>> YES, THE DEVIL HATES THE
STUFF WHEN IT'S USED RIGHT.
>> OH.
STUFF WHEN IT'S USED RIGHT.
>> OH.
>> TRUST ME, JUST PAIN IT UP.
>> OH.
>> TRUST ME, JUST PAIN IT UP.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
>> TRUST ME, JUST PAIN IT UP.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
YOU'LL BE CURED.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
YOU'LL BE CURED.
>> GEE, THANKS, REVEREND PUTTY.
YOU'LL BE CURED.
>> GEE, THANKS, REVEREND PUTTY.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME AS ALWAYS,
>> GEE, THANKS, REVEREND PUTTY.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME AS ALWAYS,
OREL.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME AS ALWAYS,
OREL.
PRAISE THE LORD.
OREL.
PRAISE THE LORD.
>> PRAISE THE LORD!
PRAISE THE LORD.
>> PRAISE THE LORD!
OH!
>> PRAISE THE LORD!
OH!
OW!
OH!
OW!
>> ? PRAISE GOD
OW!
>> ? PRAISE GOD
PRAISE GOD
>> ? PRAISE GOD
PRAISE GOD
PRAISE GOD ?
PRAISE GOD
PRAISE GOD ?
>> AH!
PRAISE GOD ?
>> AH!
OH!
>> AH!
OH!
THANK YOU, LORD, FOR THIS FOOD.
OH!
THANK YOU, LORD, FOR THIS FOOD.
AMEN.
THANK YOU, LORD, FOR THIS FOOD.
AMEN.
OH!
OW!
AMEN.
YI!
ANOTHER PERFECT SUNSET, GOD.
YI!
ANOTHER PERFECT SUNSET, GOD.
AHH...
ANOTHER PERFECT SUNSET, GOD.
AHH...
AH!
>> SPARE ANY CHANGE, PAL?
THANK YOU, AND MAY GOD--
>> DON'T!
THANK YOU, AND MAY GOD--
>> DON'T!
>> BLESS YOU.
>> DON'T!
>> BLESS YOU.
>> OH...
OH!
AH!
YI!
AH!
YI!
ARGH!
YI!
ARGH!
>> HEY, WHY THE LONG FACE?
ARGH!
>> HEY, WHY THE LONG FACE?
>> OH, IT'S SORT OF COMPLICATED.
>> HEY, WHY THE LONG FACE?
>> OH, IT'S SORT OF COMPLICATED.
YOU SEE--
>> OH, IT'S SORT OF COMPLICATED.
YOU SEE--
HEY, WAIT A SECOND,
YOU SEE--
HEY, WAIT A SECOND,
YOU UNDERSTAND.
HEY, WAIT A SECOND,
YOU UNDERSTAND.
>> YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.
YOU UNDERSTAND.
>> YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.
I'VE TURNED THE CORNER
>> YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.
I'VE TURNED THE CORNER
WITH PAIN.
I'VE TURNED THE CORNER
WITH PAIN.
>> TURNED THE CORNER?
WITH PAIN.
>> TURNED THE CORNER?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> TURNED THE CORNER?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> HERE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> HERE.
IT'S FOR PEOPLE LIKE US.
>> HERE.
IT'S FOR PEOPLE LIKE US.
STOP BY SOMETIME.
IT'S FOR PEOPLE LIKE US.
STOP BY SOMETIME.
>> OK, THANKS.
UH!
YAH!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
YAH!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
>> HEY, YOU MADE IT.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
>> HEY, YOU MADE IT.
WHY DON'T I GIVE YOU
>> HEY, YOU MADE IT.
WHY DON'T I GIVE YOU
A LITTLE TOUR.
WHY DON'T I GIVE YOU
A LITTLE TOUR.
>> OK.
A LITTLE TOUR.
>> OK.
> WE'RE SUCH SINNERS.
>> OK.
> WE'RE SUCH SINNERS.
>> GOSH.
> WE'RE SUCH SINNERS.
>> GOSH.
>> WE'RE SUCH SINNERS.
>> GOSH.
>> WE'RE SUCH SINNERS.
>> NO, PLEASE.
>> WE'RE SUCH SINNERS.
>> NO, PLEASE.
>> INTO THE LION PIT WITH YOU,
>> NO, PLEASE.
>> INTO THE LION PIT WITH YOU,
CHRISTIAN SCUM!
>> INTO THE LION PIT WITH YOU,
CHRISTIAN SCUM!
>> NO, NO!
CHRISTIAN SCUM!
>> NO, NO!
>> HEE HEE!
>> NO, NO!
>> HEE HEE!
>> HA!
>> HEE HEE!
>> HA!
NO, RED, RED!
>> HA!
NO, RED, RED!
OW!
NO, RED, RED!
OW!
OOH!
OW!
OOH!
>> WHY DID THE LIONS STOP AFTER
OOH!
>> WHY DID THE LIONS STOP AFTER
THEY SCREAMED "RED"?
>> WHY DID THE LIONS STOP AFTER
THEY SCREAMED "RED"?
>> THAT'S THEIR SAFE WORD WHEN
THEY SCREAMED "RED"?
>> THAT'S THEIR SAFE WORD WHEN
THINGS GO TOO FAR.
>> THAT'S THEIR SAFE WORD WHEN
THINGS GO TOO FAR.
>> TOO FAR?
THINGS GO TOO FAR.
>> TOO FAR?
>> MM-HMM.
>> TOO FAR?
>> MM-HMM.
>> STONE THE SINNER!
>> MM-HMM.
>> STONE THE SINNER!
>> UH!
>> STONE THE SINNER!
>> UH!
AH!
>> UH!
AH!
AHH.
AH!
AHH.
OH.
AHH.
OH.
>> HMM...
OH.
>> HMM...
>> GIDDYUP!
>> HMM...
>> GIDDYUP!
GIDDYUP!
>> GIDDYUP!
GIDDYUP!
GIDDYUP!
GIDDYUP!
GIDDYUP!
>> YOU SEE, OREL, HERE AT THE
GIDDYUP!
>> YOU SEE, OREL, HERE AT THE
GLORY HALLELUJAH HOLE,
>> YOU SEE, OREL, HERE AT THE
GLORY HALLELUJAH HOLE,
WE COMBINE PAIN
GLORY HALLELUJAH HOLE,
WE COMBINE PAIN
AND PLEASURE TO CREATE A
WE COMBINE PAIN
AND PLEASURE TO CREATE A
WHOLE NEW THING WE CALL
AND PLEASURE TO CREATE A
WHOLE NEW THING WE CALL
PLEASURE.
WHOLE NEW THING WE CALL
PLEASURE.
>> HUH.
PLEASURE.
>> HUH.
>> YOU KNOW, A LITTLE BIT OF
>> HUH.
>> YOU KNOW, A LITTLE BIT OF
SUFFERING IN THE RIGHT PLACES
>> YOU KNOW, A LITTLE BIT OF
SUFFERING IN THE RIGHT PLACES
CAN BE DOWNRIGHT FULFILLING.
SUFFERING IN THE RIGHT PLACES
CAN BE DOWNRIGHT FULFILLING.
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.
CAN BE DOWNRIGHT FULFILLING.
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.
>> OK.
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.
>> OK.
[WHACK]
>> OK.
[WHACK]
OW!
[WHACK]
OW!
[WHACK]
OW!
[WHACK]
OW!
[WHACK]
OW!
[WHACK]
OW!
[WHACK]
OH...
[WHACK]
OH...
[WHACK]
OH...
[WHACK]
YEAH...
[WHACK]
YEAH...
>> HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN
YEAH...
>> HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN
SOMETIME, OREL.
>> HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN
SOMETIME, OREL.
>> OH, YOU WILL.
SOMETIME, OREL.
>> OH, YOU WILL.
SEE YA!
>> OH, YOU WILL.
SEE YA!
[WHISTLING]
>> OREL.
>> WHO'S THERE?
>> I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A
>> WHO'S THERE?
>> I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A
MOMENT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'VE
>> I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A
MOMENT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'VE
BEEN VERY BAD.
MOMENT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'VE
BEEN VERY BAD.
>> I HAVE?
BEEN VERY BAD.
>> I HAVE?
>> MM-HMM.
>> I HAVE?
>> MM-HMM.
TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT
>> MM-HMM.
TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT
AND THAT!
TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT
AND THAT!
>> HALLELUJAH!
AND THAT!
>> HALLELUJAH!
UH, OH, BROTHER.
>> HALLELUJAH!
UH, OH, BROTHER.
I THINK I'D BETTER GO
UH, OH, BROTHER.
I THINK I'D BETTER GO
TALK TO DAD.
I THINK I'D BETTER GO
TALK TO DAD.
>> YOU'VE BEEN HAVING WHAT ABOUT
TALK TO DAD.
>> YOU'VE BEEN HAVING WHAT ABOUT
WHO DOING WHAT?
>> YOU'VE BEEN HAVING WHAT ABOUT
WHO DOING WHAT?
I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THIS
WHO DOING WHAT?
I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THIS
MEANS, YOUNG MAN.
I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THIS
MEANS, YOUNG MAN.
UH...
HUH.
JUST--JUST MEET ME IN MY STUDY.
OREL, THIS IS VERY SERIOUS.
JUST--JUST MEET ME IN MY STUDY.
OREL, THIS IS VERY SERIOUS.
>> GEE, DAD, I ONLY WANTED TO
OREL, THIS IS VERY SERIOUS.
>> GEE, DAD, I ONLY WANTED TO
CURE MYSELF OF THE DEVIL'S
>> GEE, DAD, I ONLY WANTED TO
CURE MYSELF OF THE DEVIL'S
PLEASURES.
CURE MYSELF OF THE DEVIL'S
PLEASURES.
>> YES, BUT YOU CROSSED A VERY
PLEASURES.
>> YES, BUT YOU CROSSED A VERY
DANGEROUS LINE WHEN YOU STOPPED
>> YES, BUT YOU CROSSED A VERY
DANGEROUS LINE WHEN YOU STOPPED
HATING YOUR PAIN.
DANGEROUS LINE WHEN YOU STOPPED
HATING YOUR PAIN.
>> I KNOW.
HATING YOUR PAIN.
>> I KNOW.
I JUST CAN'T HELP ENJOYING LIFE,
>> I KNOW.
I JUST CAN'T HELP ENJOYING LIFE,
EVEN THE PAINFUL PARTS.
I JUST CAN'T HELP ENJOYING LIFE,
EVEN THE PAINFUL PARTS.
>> THAT'S NOT GOOD,
EVEN THE PAINFUL PARTS.
>> THAT'S NOT GOOD,
MY LITTLE MAN.
>> THAT'S NOT GOOD,
MY LITTLE MAN.
I MEAN, IF YOU LOVE PAIN, HOW
MY LITTLE MAN.
I MEAN, IF YOU LOVE PAIN, HOW
THE HECK AM I GONNA TEACH YOU
I MEAN, IF YOU LOVE PAIN, HOW
THE HECK AM I GONNA TEACH YOU
ANYTHING?
THE HECK AM I GONNA TEACH YOU
ANYTHING?
YOU SEE, WITHOUT THE USE
ANYTHING?
YOU SEE, WITHOUT THE USE
OF THIS BELT, PARENTING IS
YOU SEE, WITHOUT THE USE
OF THIS BELT, PARENTING IS
JUST ONE BIG JOKE.
OF THIS BELT, PARENTING IS
JUST ONE BIG JOKE.
I GOT NOTHING.
JUST ONE BIG JOKE.
I GOT NOTHING.
>> GOSH, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT
I GOT NOTHING.
>> GOSH, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT
THAT BEFORE.
>> GOSH, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT
THAT BEFORE.
>> WELL, IT'S TIME
THAT BEFORE.
>> WELL, IT'S TIME
TO START THINKING.
>> WELL, IT'S TIME
TO START THINKING.
THINK HARD.
TO START THINKING.
THINK HARD.
IF YOU LOSE THE ABILITY TO FEEL
THINK HARD.
IF YOU LOSE THE ABILITY TO FEEL
FEAR AND PAIN, YOU LOSE THE
IF YOU LOSE THE ABILITY TO FEEL
FEAR AND PAIN, YOU LOSE THE
ABILITY TO LEARN.
FEAR AND PAIN, YOU LOSE THE
ABILITY TO LEARN.
>> GOLLY, YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD.
ABILITY TO LEARN.
>> GOLLY, YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD.
I'M GONNA START HATING PAIN
>> GOLLY, YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD.
I'M GONNA START HATING PAIN
AGAIN AND QUICK.
I'M GONNA START HATING PAIN
AGAIN AND QUICK.
>> GOOD BOY, SON.
AGAIN AND QUICK.
>> GOOD BOY, SON.
GOOD BOY.
>> GOOD BOY, SON.
GOOD BOY.
>> BUT HOW DO I STOP ENJOYING
GOOD BOY.
>> BUT HOW DO I STOP ENJOYING
OTHER THINGS SO MUCH?
>> BUT HOW DO I STOP ENJOYING
OTHER THINGS SO MUCH?
>> OH, SON, YOU'RE STILL YOUNG.
OTHER THINGS SO MUCH?
>> OH, SON, YOU'RE STILL YOUNG.
YOU'LL NATURALLY GROW OUT OF
>> OH, SON, YOU'RE STILL YOUNG.
YOU'LL NATURALLY GROW OUT OF
SEEING THE BRIGHT SIDE
YOU'LL NATURALLY GROW OUT OF
SEEING THE BRIGHT SIDE
OF THINGS.
SEEING THE BRIGHT SIDE
OF THINGS.
>> OK.
OF THINGS.
>> OK.
>> BELIEVE ME, IT'LL HAPPEN SOON
>> OK.
>> BELIEVE ME, IT'LL HAPPEN SOON
ENOUGH, AND LET ME TELL YOU,
>> BELIEVE ME, IT'LL HAPPEN SOON
ENOUGH, AND LET ME TELL YOU,
IT'S PRETTY GREAT.
ENOUGH, AND LET ME TELL YOU,
IT'S PRETTY GREAT.
>> HUH?
IT'S PRETTY GREAT.
>> HUH?
>> JUST KIDDING.
>> HUH?
>> JUST KIDDING.
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>> JUST KIDDING.
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
[TIRES SQUEAL]
>> HELLO, GOOD-BYE.
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[TICKING]
[BELL RINGS]
>> BLESSED ARE THE POOR IN
SPIRIT, FOR THEIRS IS THE
>> BLESSED ARE THE POOR IN
SPIRIT, FOR THEIRS IS THE
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN...
SPIRIT, FOR THEIRS IS THE
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN...
>> FINALLY, SUNDAY!
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN...
>> FINALLY, SUNDAY!
WAKE UP, MOM!
>> FINALLY, SUNDAY!
WAKE UP, MOM!
TIME FOR CHURCH!
WAKE UP, MOM!
TIME FOR CHURCH!
>> HUH...
TIME FOR CHURCH!
>> HUH...
>> COME ON, DAD!
>> HUH...
>> COME ON, DAD!
GOD WILL WONDER WHERE WE ARE!
>> COME ON, DAD!
GOD WILL WONDER WHERE WE ARE!
>> TODAY, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO
GOD WILL WONDER WHERE WE ARE!
>> TODAY, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT PLEASURE.
>> TODAY, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT PLEASURE.
AS CHRISTIANS, WE MUST BE
YOU ABOUT PLEASURE.
AS CHRISTIANS, WE MUST BE
SKEPTICAL OF LIFE'S MOST
AS CHRISTIANS, WE MUST BE
SKEPTICAL OF LIFE'S MOST
INTENSE PLEASURES, FOR THEREIN
SKEPTICAL OF LIFE'S MOST
INTENSE PLEASURES, FOR THEREIN
MOST CERTAINLY LIES THE HAND OF
INTENSE PLEASURES, FOR THEREIN
MOST CERTAINLY LIES THE HAND OF
THE DEVIL.
MOST CERTAINLY LIES THE HAND OF
THE DEVIL.
DRINKING TO EXCESS?
THE DEVIL.
DRINKING TO EXCESS?
THE DEVIL.
DRINKING TO EXCESS?
THE DEVIL.
GAMBLING?
THE DEVIL.
GAMBLING?
THE DEVIL.
GAMBLING?
THE DEVIL.
SELF-PLEASURE?
THE DEVIL.
SELF-PLEASURE?
DEVIL.
SELF-PLEASURE?
DEVIL.
TAKING EVEN MOMENTARY COMFORT
DEVIL.
TAKING EVEN MOMENTARY COMFORT
IN THE COMPANY OF
TAKING EVEN MOMENTARY COMFORT
IN THE COMPANY OF
PROMISCUOUS WOMEN?
IN THE COMPANY OF
PROMISCUOUS WOMEN?
YOU GUESSED IT--DEVIL.
PROMISCUOUS WOMEN?
YOU GUESSED IT--DEVIL.
SWEARING?
YOU GUESSED IT--DEVIL.
SWEARING?
DEVIL.
SWEARING?
DEVIL.
DIRTY DANCING?
DEVIL.
DIRTY DANCING?
DEVIL.
DIRTY DANCING?
DEVIL.
STREAKING?
DEVIL.
STREAKING?
DEVIL.
STREAKING?
DEVIL.
>> OH...
DEVIL.
>> OH...
>> DEVIL WORSHIP?
>> OH...
>> DEVIL WORSHIP?
D--HUH?
>> DEVIL WORSHIP?
D--HUH?
HOW'D THAT GET IN THERE?
D--HUH?
HOW'D THAT GET IN THERE?
I MEAN, EVEN COVETING IS OFF
HOW'D THAT GET IN THERE?
I MEAN, EVEN COVETING IS OFF
LIMITS, FOR HOOT'S SAKE.
I MEAN, EVEN COVETING IS OFF
LIMITS, FOR HOOT'S SAKE.
YOU CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SIN
LIMITS, FOR HOOT'S SAKE.
YOU CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SIN
WITHOUT IT BEING A SIN.
YOU CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SIN
WITHOUT IT BEING A SIN.
BELIEVE ME, BROTHER, THEY
WITHOUT IT BEING A SIN.
BELIEVE ME, BROTHER, THEY
THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING.
BELIEVE ME, BROTHER, THEY
THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING.
NOW, THIS IS NOT TO SAY THAT
THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING.
NOW, THIS IS NOT TO SAY THAT
THE PIOUS LIFE IS COMPLETELY
NOW, THIS IS NOT TO SAY THAT
THE PIOUS LIFE IS COMPLETELY
DEVOID OF JOY.
THE PIOUS LIFE IS COMPLETELY
DEVOID OF JOY.
OH, THERE'S LOTS OF GREAT STUFF.
DEVOID OF JOY.
OH, THERE'S LOTS OF GREAT STUFF.
THERE'S PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP,
OH, THERE'S LOTS OF GREAT STUFF.
THERE'S PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP,
NICE WEATHER, THE THRILL OF A
THERE'S PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP,
NICE WEATHER, THE THRILL OF A
GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP...
NICE WEATHER, THE THRILL OF A
GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP...
UH, JUST TO NAME A FEW.
GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP...
UH, JUST TO NAME A FEW.
BUT I SAY UNTO YOU, BEWARE OF
UH, JUST TO NAME A FEW.
BUT I SAY UNTO YOU, BEWARE OF
THOSE TRULY DEEP-DOWN,
BUT I SAY UNTO YOU, BEWARE OF
THOSE TRULY DEEP-DOWN,
SOUL-MOVING,
THOSE TRULY DEEP-DOWN,
SOUL-MOVING,
KNOCK-YOUR-SOCKS-OFF FORMS OF
SOUL-MOVING,
KNOCK-YOUR-SOCKS-OFF FORMS OF
EARTHLY PLEASURE BECAUSE
KNOCK-YOUR-SOCKS-OFF FORMS OF
EARTHLY PLEASURE BECAUSE
THEREIN, MY FRIENDS, LIES THE
EARTHLY PLEASURE BECAUSE
THEREIN, MY FRIENDS, LIES THE
PATH TO ETERNAL DAMNATION.
THEREIN, MY FRIENDS, LIES THE
PATH TO ETERNAL DAMNATION.
AMEN.
PATH TO ETERNAL DAMNATION.
AMEN.
>> AMEN.
AMEN.
>> AMEN.
>> REVEREND PUTTY?
>> AMEN.
>> REVEREND PUTTY?
>> YES, OREL?
>> REVEREND PUTTY?
>> YES, OREL?
>> WELL, I AGREE WITH YOU
>> YES, OREL?
>> WELL, I AGREE WITH YOU
THAT--AHEM--AS CHRISTIANS, WE
>> WELL, I AGREE WITH YOU
THAT--AHEM--AS CHRISTIANS, WE
MUST BE SKEPICAL--SKEPTICAL
THAT--AHEM--AS CHRISTIANS, WE
MUST BE SKEPICAL--SKEPTICAL
OF LIFE'S MOST INTENSE
MUST BE SKEPICAL--SKEPTICAL
OF LIFE'S MOST INTENSE
PLEASURES, FOR THEREIN MOST
OF LIFE'S MOST INTENSE
PLEASURES, FOR THEREIN MOST
CERTAINLY LIES THE HAND
PLEASURES, FOR THEREIN MOST
CERTAINLY LIES THE HAND
OF THE DEVIL.
CERTAINLY LIES THE HAND
OF THE DEVIL.
DRINKING TO EXCESS?
OF THE DEVIL.
DRINKING TO EXCESS?
THE DEVIL.
DRINKING TO EXCESS?
THE DEVIL.
GAMBLING?
THE DEVIL.
GAMBLING?
THE DEVIL.
GAMBLING?
THE DEVIL.
SELF-PLEASURE?
THE DEVIL.
SELF-PLEASURE?
OH.
SELF-PLEASURE?
OH.
>> GEE, OREL, DO YOU REALLY
OH.
>> GEE, OREL, DO YOU REALLY
THINK EVERYTHING THAT MAKES YOU
>> GEE, OREL, DO YOU REALLY
THINK EVERYTHING THAT MAKES YOU
FEEL GOOD IS THE DEVIL'S WORK?
THINK EVERYTHING THAT MAKES YOU
FEEL GOOD IS THE DEVIL'S WORK?
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW, JOEY,
FEEL GOOD IS THE DEVIL'S WORK?
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW, JOEY,
BUT I THINK I'D BETTER
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW, JOEY,
BUT I THINK I'D BETTER
CUT THEM ALL OUT JUST TO
BUT I THINK I'D BETTER
CUT THEM ALL OUT JUST TO
BE ON THE SAFE SIDE.
CUT THEM ALL OUT JUST TO
BE ON THE SAFE SIDE.
>> AH, EXCUSE ME, DEARIES,
BE ON THE SAFE SIDE.
>> AH, EXCUSE ME, DEARIES,
COULD YOU HELP AN OLD WOMAN
>> AH, EXCUSE ME, DEARIES,
COULD YOU HELP AN OLD WOMAN
ACROSS THE STREET?
COULD YOU HELP AN OLD WOMAN
ACROSS THE STREET?
>> YES, MA'AM.
ACROSS THE STREET?
>> YES, MA'AM.
I'D BE HAPPY TO.
>> YES, MA'AM.
I'D BE HAPPY TO.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
I'D BE HAPPY TO.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
NICE TRY, DEVIL.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
NICE TRY, DEVIL.
>> BUT I--
NICE TRY, DEVIL.
>> BUT I--
PLEASE.
>> BUT I--
PLEASE.
>> GOSH, OREL, THAT WAS CLOSE.
PLEASE.
>> GOSH, OREL, THAT WAS CLOSE.
>> YEAH.
>> GOSH, OREL, THAT WAS CLOSE.
>> YEAH.
I WAS ALMOST TEMPTED.
>> YEAH.
I WAS ALMOST TEMPTED.
OH, HERE, MA'AM.
I WAS ALMOST TEMPTED.
OH, HERE, MA'AM.
LET ME HELP.
OH, HERE, MA'AM.
LET ME HELP.
>> WHY, THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN.
LET ME HELP.
>> WHY, THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN.
>> MY PLEASURE--AH!
>> WHY, THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN.
>> MY PLEASURE--AH!
DARN YOU, DEVIL!
>> MY PLEASURE--AH!
DARN YOU, DEVIL!
>> WHA--
DARN YOU, DEVIL!
>> WHA--
>> OH, BEING A GOOD CHRISTIAN
>> WHA--
>> OH, BEING A GOOD CHRISTIAN
SURE IS COMPLICATED SOMETIMES.
>> OH, BEING A GOOD CHRISTIAN
SURE IS COMPLICATED SOMETIMES.
>> YOU'RE TELLING ME.
SURE IS COMPLICATED SOMETIMES.
>> YOU'RE TELLING ME.
OH...
>> YOU'RE TELLING ME.
OH...
>> OW!
OH...
>> OW!
OW!
>> OW!
OW!
HA!
OW!
HA!
>> AAH!
HA!
>> AAH!
>> YAY!
>> AAH!
>> YAY!
HA HA!
>> YAY!
HA HA!
>> DAD?
HA HA!
>> DAD?
>> WHERE?
>> DAD?
>> WHERE?
I MEAN, HERE FOR YA.
>> WHERE?
I MEAN, HERE FOR YA.
>> I'M SURE FINDING IT HARD TO
I MEAN, HERE FOR YA.
>> I'M SURE FINDING IT HARD TO
AVOID ALL OF THE DEVIL'S
>> I'M SURE FINDING IT HARD TO
AVOID ALL OF THE DEVIL'S
PLEASURE TRAPS.
AVOID ALL OF THE DEVIL'S
PLEASURE TRAPS.
>> AH, DON'T WORRY, SON.
PLEASURE TRAPS.
>> AH, DON'T WORRY, SON.
WHEN YOU GET OLDER AND HAVE A
>> AH, DON'T WORRY, SON.
WHEN YOU GET OLDER AND HAVE A
FAMILY, YOU'LL FIND THAT LEADING
WHEN YOU GET OLDER AND HAVE A
FAMILY, YOU'LL FIND THAT LEADING
A VIRTUOUS AND PLEASURE-FREE
FAMILY, YOU'LL FIND THAT LEADING
A VIRTUOUS AND PLEASURE-FREE
LIFE COMES AS EASY AS WAKING UP
A VIRTUOUS AND PLEASURE-FREE
LIFE COMES AS EASY AS WAKING UP
IN THE MORNING.
LIFE COMES AS EASY AS WAKING UP
IN THE MORNING.
>> CLAY, I'M SETTING YOUR COUCH
IN THE MORNING.
>> CLAY, I'M SETTING YOUR COUCH
ALARM SO YOU'RE NOT LATE AGAIN
>> CLAY, I'M SETTING YOUR COUCH
ALARM SO YOU'RE NOT LATE AGAIN
FOR WORK TOMORROW.
ALARM SO YOU'RE NOT LATE AGAIN
FOR WORK TOMORROW.
>> FINE.
FOR WORK TOMORROW.
>> FINE.
OK, IT'S A LOT EASIER THAN
>> FINE.
OK, IT'S A LOT EASIER THAN
WAKING UP IN THE MORNING.
OK, IT'S A LOT EASIER THAN
WAKING UP IN THE MORNING.
>> GOLLY, HE'S SO MISERABLE.
WAKING UP IN THE MORNING.
>> GOLLY, HE'S SO MISERABLE.
GEE, HE MUST BE THE HOLIEST MAN
>> GOLLY, HE'S SO MISERABLE.
GEE, HE MUST BE THE HOLIEST MAN
IN ALL OF MORALTON.
GEE, HE MUST BE THE HOLIEST MAN
IN ALL OF MORALTON.
AND THANK YOU, GOD, FOR HELPING
IN ALL OF MORALTON.
AND THANK YOU, GOD, FOR HELPING
ME TO CUT OUT ALL THE TERRIBLE
AND THANK YOU, GOD, FOR HELPING
ME TO CUT OUT ALL THE TERRIBLE
PLEASURES THAT THE DEVIL TRICKED
ME TO CUT OUT ALL THE TERRIBLE
PLEASURES THAT THE DEVIL TRICKED
ME INTO ENJOYING.
PLEASURES THAT THE DEVIL TRICKED
ME INTO ENJOYING.
AMEN.
ME INTO ENJOYING.
AMEN.
PHEW.
AMEN.
PHEW.
THIS LIST SURE IS GONNA
PHEW.
THIS LIST SURE IS GONNA
MAKE GOD HAPPY.
THIS LIST SURE IS GONNA
MAKE GOD HAPPY.
YEP, IT SURE DOES FEEL GOOD TO
MAKE GOD HAPPY.
YEP, IT SURE DOES FEEL GOOD TO
PLEASE THE LORD.
YEP, IT SURE DOES FEEL GOOD TO
PLEASE THE LORD.
>> OREL...
PLEASE THE LORD.
>> OREL...
OREL, MY SON.
>> OREL...
OREL, MY SON.
>> GOD?
OREL, MY SON.
>> GOD?
>> YES, OREL.
>> GOD?
>> YES, OREL.
I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT
>> YES, OREL.
I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT
TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE DOING A
I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT
TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE DOING A
REALLY SUPER JOB.
TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE DOING A
REALLY SUPER JOB.
>> I AM?
REALLY SUPER JOB.
>> I AM?
>> YES, MY SON.
>> I AM?
>> YES, MY SON.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
>> YES, MY SON.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
>> [HEART BEATING]
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
>> [HEART BEATING]
>> I...
>> [HEART BEATING]
>> I...
LOVE...
>> I...
LOVE...
YOU.
LOVE...
YOU.
>> [HEART BEATING FASTER]
YOU.
>> [HEART BEATING FASTER]
GEE!
>> [HEART BEATING FASTER]
GEE!
OW!
GEE!
OW!
UH...
OW!
UH...
UH-OH.
BUT JUST WHEN I WAS SURE I'D CUT
OUT ALL OF MY MOST SATISFYING
PLEASURES, I DISCOVERED THE MOST
OUT ALL OF MY MOST SATISFYING
PLEASURES, I DISCOVERED THE MOST
PLEASING OF THEM ALL.
PLEASURES, I DISCOVERED THE MOST
PLEASING OF THEM ALL.
>> OUCH.
PLEASING OF THEM ALL.
>> OUCH.
>> IT'S EVEN STARTED CAUSING
>> OUCH.
>> IT'S EVEN STARTED CAUSING
STRANGE THINGS TO HAPPEN.
TO MY BODY.
>> YOUR BODY, HUH?
OREL, THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CODE
>> YOUR BODY, HUH?
OREL, THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CODE
RED EMERGENCY.
OREL, THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CODE
RED EMERGENCY.
>> GEE.
RED EMERGENCY.
>> GEE.
>> YEAH, SERIOUS STUFF.
>> GEE.
>> YEAH, SERIOUS STUFF.
HELL IS LAPPING AT YOUR HEEL.
>> YEAH, SERIOUS STUFF.
HELL IS LAPPING AT YOUR HEEL.
>> GOLLY!
HELL IS LAPPING AT YOUR HEEL.
>> GOLLY!
THEN WHAT CAN I DO?
>> GOLLY!
THEN WHAT CAN I DO?
>> TRY THIS, OREL.
THEN WHAT CAN I DO?
>> TRY THIS, OREL.
WHENEVER THESE IMPURE IMPULSES
>> TRY THIS, OREL.
WHENEVER THESE IMPURE IMPULSES
COME OVER YOU, DISCOURAGE THEM
WHENEVER THESE IMPURE IMPULSES
COME OVER YOU, DISCOURAGE THEM
WITH A NEGATIVE THOUGHT
COME OVER YOU, DISCOURAGE THEM
WITH A NEGATIVE THOUGHT
OR ACTION.
WITH A NEGATIVE THOUGHT
OR ACTION.
COUNTER YOUR PLEASURE WITH A
OR ACTION.
COUNTER YOUR PLEASURE WITH A
LITTLE BIT OF PAIN.
COUNTER YOUR PLEASURE WITH A
LITTLE BIT OF PAIN.
>> PAIN?
LITTLE BIT OF PAIN.
>> PAIN?
>> YES, THE DEVIL HATES THE
>> PAIN?
>> YES, THE DEVIL HATES THE
STUFF WHEN IT'S USED RIGHT.
>> YES, THE DEVIL HATES THE
STUFF WHEN IT'S USED RIGHT.
>> OH.
STUFF WHEN IT'S USED RIGHT.
>> OH.
>> TRUST ME, JUST PAIN IT UP.
>> OH.
>> TRUST ME, JUST PAIN IT UP.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
>> TRUST ME, JUST PAIN IT UP.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
YOU'LL BE CURED.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
YOU'LL BE CURED.
>> GEE, THANKS, REVEREND PUTTY.
YOU'LL BE CURED.
>> GEE, THANKS, REVEREND PUTTY.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME AS ALWAYS,
>> GEE, THANKS, REVEREND PUTTY.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME AS ALWAYS,
OREL.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME AS ALWAYS,
OREL.
PRAISE THE LORD.
OREL.
PRAISE THE LORD.
>> PRAISE THE LORD!
PRAISE THE LORD.
>> PRAISE THE LORD!
OH!
>> PRAISE THE LORD!
OH!
OW!
OH!
OW!
>> ? PRAISE GOD
OW!
>> ? PRAISE GOD
PRAISE GOD
>> ? PRAISE GOD
PRAISE GOD
PRAISE GOD ?
PRAISE GOD
PRAISE GOD ?
>> AH!
PRAISE GOD ?
>> AH!
OH!
>> AH!
OH!
THANK YOU, LORD, FOR THIS FOOD.
OH!
THANK YOU, LORD, FOR THIS FOOD.
AMEN.
THANK YOU, LORD, FOR THIS FOOD.
AMEN.
OH!
OW!
AMEN.
YI!
ANOTHER PERFECT SUNSET, GOD.
YI!
ANOTHER PERFECT SUNSET, GOD.
AHH...
ANOTHER PERFECT SUNSET, GOD.
AHH...
AH!
>> SPARE ANY CHANGE, PAL?
THANK YOU, AND MAY GOD--
>> DON'T!
THANK YOU, AND MAY GOD--
>> DON'T!
>> BLESS YOU.
>> DON'T!
>> BLESS YOU.
>> OH...
OH!
AH!
YI!
AH!
YI!
ARGH!
YI!
ARGH!
>> HEY, WHY THE LONG FACE?
ARGH!
>> HEY, WHY THE LONG FACE?
>> OH, IT'S SORT OF COMPLICATED.
>> HEY, WHY THE LONG FACE?
>> OH, IT'S SORT OF COMPLICATED.
YOU SEE--
>> OH, IT'S SORT OF COMPLICATED.
YOU SEE--
HEY, WAIT A SECOND,
YOU SEE--
HEY, WAIT A SECOND,
YOU UNDERSTAND.
HEY, WAIT A SECOND,
YOU UNDERSTAND.
>> YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.
YOU UNDERSTAND.
>> YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.
I'VE TURNED THE CORNER
>> YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.
I'VE TURNED THE CORNER
WITH PAIN.
I'VE TURNED THE CORNER
WITH PAIN.
>> TURNED THE CORNER?
WITH PAIN.
>> TURNED THE CORNER?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> TURNED THE CORNER?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> HERE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> HERE.
IT'S FOR PEOPLE LIKE US.
>> HERE.
IT'S FOR PEOPLE LIKE US.
STOP BY SOMETIME.
IT'S FOR PEOPLE LIKE US.
STOP BY SOMETIME.
>> OK, THANKS.
UH!
YAH!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
YAH!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
>> HEY, YOU MADE IT.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
>> HEY, YOU MADE IT.
WHY DON'T I GIVE YOU
>> HEY, YOU MADE IT.
WHY DON'T I GIVE YOU
A LITTLE TOUR.
WHY DON'T I GIVE YOU
A LITTLE TOUR.
>> OK.
A LITTLE TOUR.
>> OK.
> WE'RE SUCH SINNERS.
>> OK.
> WE'RE SUCH SINNERS.
>> GOSH.
> WE'RE SUCH SINNERS.
>> GOSH.
>> WE'RE SUCH SINNERS.
>> GOSH.
>> WE'RE SUCH SINNERS.
>> NO, PLEASE.
>> WE'RE SUCH SINNERS.
>> NO, PLEASE.
>> INTO THE LION PIT WITH YOU,
>> NO, PLEASE.
>> INTO THE LION PIT WITH YOU,
CHRISTIAN SCUM!
>> INTO THE LION PIT WITH YOU,
CHRISTIAN SCUM!
>> NO, NO!
CHRISTIAN SCUM!
>> NO, NO!
>> HEE HEE!
>> NO, NO!
>> HEE HEE!
>> HA!
>> HEE HEE!
>> HA!
NO, RED, RED!
>> HA!
NO, RED, RED!
OW!
NO, RED, RED!
OW!
OOH!
OW!
OOH!
>> WHY DID THE LIONS STOP AFTER
OOH!
>> WHY DID THE LIONS STOP AFTER
THEY SCREAMED "RED"?
>> WHY DID THE LIONS STOP AFTER
THEY SCREAMED "RED"?
>> THAT'S THEIR SAFE WORD WHEN
THEY SCREAMED "RED"?
>> THAT'S THEIR SAFE WORD WHEN
THINGS GO TOO FAR.
>> THAT'S THEIR SAFE WORD WHEN
THINGS GO TOO FAR.
>> TOO FAR?
THINGS GO TOO FAR.
>> TOO FAR?
>> MM-HMM.
>> TOO FAR?
>> MM-HMM.
>> STONE THE SINNER!
>> MM-HMM.
>> STONE THE SINNER!
>> UH!
>> STONE THE SINNER!
>> UH!
AH!
>> UH!
AH!
AHH.
AH!
AHH.
OH.
AHH.
OH.
>> HMM...
OH.
>> HMM...
>> GIDDYUP!
>> HMM...
>> GIDDYUP!
GIDDYUP!
>> GIDDYUP!
GIDDYUP!
GIDDYUP!
GIDDYUP!
GIDDYUP!
>> YOU SEE, OREL, HERE AT THE
GIDDYUP!
>> YOU SEE, OREL, HERE AT THE
GLORY HALLELUJAH HOLE,
>> YOU SEE, OREL, HERE AT THE
GLORY HALLELUJAH HOLE,
WE COMBINE PAIN
GLORY HALLELUJAH HOLE,
WE COMBINE PAIN
AND PLEASURE TO CREATE A
WE COMBINE PAIN
AND PLEASURE TO CREATE A
WHOLE NEW THING WE CALL
AND PLEASURE TO CREATE A
WHOLE NEW THING WE CALL
PLEASURE.
WHOLE NEW THING WE CALL
PLEASURE.
>> HUH.
PLEASURE.
>> HUH.
>> YOU KNOW, A LITTLE BIT OF
>> HUH.
>> YOU KNOW, A LITTLE BIT OF
SUFFERING IN THE RIGHT PLACES
>> YOU KNOW, A LITTLE BIT OF
SUFFERING IN THE RIGHT PLACES
CAN BE DOWNRIGHT FULFILLING.
SUFFERING IN THE RIGHT PLACES
CAN BE DOWNRIGHT FULFILLING.
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.
CAN BE DOWNRIGHT FULFILLING.
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.
>> OK.
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.
>> OK.
[WHACK]
>> OK.
[WHACK]
OW!
[WHACK]
OW!
[WHACK]
OW!
[WHACK]
OW!
[WHACK]
OW!
[WHACK]
OW!
[WHACK]
OH...
[WHACK]
OH...
[WHACK]
OH...
[WHACK]
YEAH...
[WHACK]
YEAH...
>> HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN
YEAH...
>> HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN
SOMETIME, OREL.
>> HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN
SOMETIME, OREL.
>> OH, YOU WILL.
SOMETIME, OREL.
>> OH, YOU WILL.
SEE YA!
>> OH, YOU WILL.
SEE YA!
[WHISTLING]
>> OREL.
>> WHO'S THERE?
>> I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A
>> WHO'S THERE?
>> I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A
MOMENT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'VE
>> I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A
MOMENT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'VE
BEEN VERY BAD.
MOMENT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'VE
BEEN VERY BAD.
>> I HAVE?
BEEN VERY BAD.
>> I HAVE?
>> MM-HMM.
>> I HAVE?
>> MM-HMM.
TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT
>> MM-HMM.
TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT
AND THAT!
TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT
AND THAT!
>> HALLELUJAH!
AND THAT!
>> HALLELUJAH!
UH, OH, BROTHER.
>> HALLELUJAH!
UH, OH, BROTHER.
I THINK I'D BETTER GO
UH, OH, BROTHER.
I THINK I'D BETTER GO
TALK TO DAD.
I THINK I'D BETTER GO
TALK TO DAD.
>> YOU'VE BEEN HAVING WHAT ABOUT
TALK TO DAD.
>> YOU'VE BEEN HAVING WHAT ABOUT
WHO DOING WHAT?
>> YOU'VE BEEN HAVING WHAT ABOUT
WHO DOING WHAT?
I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THIS
WHO DOING WHAT?
I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THIS
MEANS, YOUNG MAN.
I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THIS
MEANS, YOUNG MAN.
UH...
HUH.
JUST--JUST MEET ME IN MY STUDY.
OREL, THIS IS VERY SERIOUS.
JUST--JUST MEET ME IN MY STUDY.
OREL, THIS IS VERY SERIOUS.
>> GEE, DAD, I ONLY WANTED TO
OREL, THIS IS VERY SERIOUS.
>> GEE, DAD, I ONLY WANTED TO
CURE MYSELF OF THE DEVIL'S
>> GEE, DAD, I ONLY WANTED TO
CURE MYSELF OF THE DEVIL'S
PLEASURES.
CURE MYSELF OF THE DEVIL'S
PLEASURES.
>> YES, BUT YOU CROSSED A VERY
PLEASURES.
>> YES, BUT YOU CROSSED A VERY
DANGEROUS LINE WHEN YOU STOPPED
>> YES, BUT YOU CROSSED A VERY
DANGEROUS LINE WHEN YOU STOPPED
HATING YOUR PAIN.
DANGEROUS LINE WHEN YOU STOPPED
HATING YOUR PAIN.
>> I KNOW.
HATING YOUR PAIN.
>> I KNOW.
I JUST CAN'T HELP ENJOYING LIFE,
>> I KNOW.
I JUST CAN'T HELP ENJOYING LIFE,
EVEN THE PAINFUL PARTS.
I JUST CAN'T HELP ENJOYING LIFE,
EVEN THE PAINFUL PARTS.
>> THAT'S NOT GOOD,
EVEN THE PAINFUL PARTS.
>> THAT'S NOT GOOD,
MY LITTLE MAN.
>> THAT'S NOT GOOD,
MY LITTLE MAN.
I MEAN, IF YOU LOVE PAIN, HOW
MY LITTLE MAN.
I MEAN, IF YOU LOVE PAIN, HOW
THE HECK AM I GONNA TEACH YOU
I MEAN, IF YOU LOVE PAIN, HOW
THE HECK AM I GONNA TEACH YOU
ANYTHING?
THE HECK AM I GONNA TEACH YOU
ANYTHING?
YOU SEE, WITHOUT THE USE
ANYTHING?
YOU SEE, WITHOUT THE USE
OF THIS BELT, PARENTING IS
YOU SEE, WITHOUT THE USE
OF THIS BELT, PARENTING IS
JUST ONE BIG JOKE.
OF THIS BELT, PARENTING IS
JUST ONE BIG JOKE.
I GOT NOTHING.
JUST ONE BIG JOKE.
I GOT NOTHING.
>> GOSH, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT
I GOT NOTHING.
>> GOSH, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT
THAT BEFORE.
>> GOSH, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT
THAT BEFORE.
>> WELL, IT'S TIME
THAT BEFORE.
>> WELL, IT'S TIME
TO START THINKING.
>> WELL, IT'S TIME
TO START THINKING.
THINK HARD.
TO START THINKING.
THINK HARD.
IF YOU LOSE THE ABILITY TO FEEL
THINK HARD.
IF YOU LOSE THE ABILITY TO FEEL
FEAR AND PAIN, YOU LOSE THE
IF YOU LOSE THE ABILITY TO FEEL
FEAR AND PAIN, YOU LOSE THE
ABILITY TO LEARN.
FEAR AND PAIN, YOU LOSE THE
ABILITY TO LEARN.
>> GOLLY, YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD.
ABILITY TO LEARN.
>> GOLLY, YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD.
I'M GONNA START HATING PAIN
>> GOLLY, YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD.
I'M GONNA START HATING PAIN
AGAIN AND QUICK.
I'M GONNA START HATING PAIN
AGAIN AND QUICK.
>> GOOD BOY, SON.
AGAIN AND QUICK.
>> GOOD BOY, SON.
GOOD BOY.
>> GOOD BOY, SON.
GOOD BOY.
>> BUT HOW DO I STOP ENJOYING
GOOD BOY.
>> BUT HOW DO I STOP ENJOYING
OTHER THINGS SO MUCH?
>> BUT HOW DO I STOP ENJOYING
OTHER THINGS SO MUCH?
>> OH, SON, YOU'RE STILL YOUNG.
OTHER THINGS SO MUCH?
>> OH, SON, YOU'RE STILL YOUNG.
YOU'LL NATURALLY GROW OUT OF
>> OH, SON, YOU'RE STILL YOUNG.
YOU'LL NATURALLY GROW OUT OF
SEEING THE BRIGHT SIDE
YOU'LL NATURALLY GROW OUT OF
SEEING THE BRIGHT SIDE
OF THINGS.
SEEING THE BRIGHT SIDE
OF THINGS.
>> OK.
OF THINGS.
>> OK.
>> BELIEVE ME, IT'LL HAPPEN SOON
>> OK.
>> BELIEVE ME, IT'LL HAPPEN SOON
ENOUGH, AND LET ME TELL YOU,
>> BELIEVE ME, IT'LL HAPPEN SOON
ENOUGH, AND LET ME TELL YOU,
IT'S PRETTY GREAT.
ENOUGH, AND LET ME TELL YOU,
IT'S PRETTY GREAT.
>> HUH?
IT'S PRETTY GREAT.
>> HUH?
>> JUST KIDDING.
>> HUH?
>> JUST KIDDING.
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>> HELLO, GOOD-BYE.
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