Moral Orel (2005–2009): Season 2, Episode 5 - Offensiveness - full transcript
Miss Censordoll, Moralton's intolerant librarian, takes Orel under her wing as her apprentice and teaches him how to be offended.
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[FANFARE]
>> HERE YA GO, BOYS!
TWO SUPER DUPER STRAWBERRY
PHOSPHATES--IN HONOR OF THE
TWO SUPER DUPER STRAWBERRY
PHOSPHATES--IN HONOR OF THE
FIFTH ANNIVERSARY OF MY BENIGN
PHOSPHATES--IN HONOR OF THE
FIFTH ANNIVERSARY OF MY BENIGN
POLYP.
FIFTH ANNIVERSARY OF MY BENIGN
POLYP.
>> YUM!
POLYP.
>> YUM!
>> GEE, THANKS, MR. FIGURELLI!
>> YUM!
>> GEE, THANKS, MR. FIGURELLI!
>> NO PROB, OREL.
>> GEE, THANKS, MR. FIGURELLI!
>> NO PROB, OREL.
THAT'LL BE $3.50 APIECE.
>> NO PROB, OREL.
THAT'LL BE $3.50 APIECE.
OH, NO.
THAT'LL BE $3.50 APIECE.
OH, NO.
>> YIKES.
OH, NO.
>> YIKES.
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
>> YIKES.
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
MR. FIGURELLI?
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
MR. FIGURELLI?
YOU LOOK WORRIED.
MR. FIGURELLI?
YOU LOOK WORRIED.
>> THE EGG LADY.
YOU LOOK WORRIED.
>> THE EGG LADY.
>> MISS CENSORDOLL--
>> THE EGG LADY.
>> MISS CENSORDOLL--
THE LIBRARIAN?
>> MISS CENSORDOLL--
THE LIBRARIAN?
>> YEAH.
THE LIBRARIAN?
>> YEAH.
EGGS ARE ALL SHE EATS.
>> YEAH.
EGGS ARE ALL SHE EATS.
PICKY ABOUT 'EM, TOO.
EGGS ARE ALL SHE EATS.
PICKY ABOUT 'EM, TOO.
REAL PICKY.
PICKY ABOUT 'EM, TOO.
REAL PICKY.
>> UH-OH.
REAL PICKY.
>> UH-OH.
>> MORNIN', FRAN!
>> UH-OH.
>> MORNIN', FRAN!
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE 'EM TODAY?
>> MORNIN', FRAN!
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE 'EM TODAY?
>> UNDER-FRIED, FIGURELLI.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE 'EM TODAY?
>> UNDER-FRIED, FIGURELLI.
EXTRA SLITHERY.
>> UNDER-FRIED, FIGURELLI.
EXTRA SLITHERY.
>> SURE THING.
EXTRA SLITHERY.
>> SURE THING.
>> [SLURPING]
>> GIVE ME THOSE!
>> NO PROB!
[WHIMPERING]
>> NO PROB!
[WHIMPERING]
>> [SLURPING]
>> HUH.
I GOTTA GO THROW UP ALL OF A
SUDDEN.
I GOTTA GO THROW UP ALL OF A
SUDDEN.
WANNA COME ALONG, OREL?
SUDDEN.
WANNA COME ALONG, OREL?
>> NO, THANKS, DOUGHY.
WANNA COME ALONG, OREL?
>> NO, THANKS, DOUGHY.
I'M HAPPY RIGHT HERE!
>> NO, THANKS, DOUGHY.
I'M HAPPY RIGHT HERE!
YOU SURE LIKE EGGS,
I'M HAPPY RIGHT HERE!
YOU SURE LIKE EGGS,
DON'TCHA, MISS CENSORDOLL?
YOU SURE LIKE EGGS,
DON'TCHA, MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> WHY WOULDN'T I, OREL?
DON'TCHA, MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> WHY WOULDN'T I, OREL?
THEY'RE ONE OF LIFE'S ONLY
>> WHY WOULDN'T I, OREL?
THEY'RE ONE OF LIFE'S ONLY
PLEASURES...NEXT TO PICKETING.
THEY'RE ONE OF LIFE'S ONLY
PLEASURES...NEXT TO PICKETING.
>> PICKETING?
PLEASURES...NEXT TO PICKETING.
>> PICKETING?
>> MMM, PICKETING.
>> PICKETING?
>> MMM, PICKETING.
YOU KNOW--PROTESTING,
>> MMM, PICKETING.
YOU KNOW--PROTESTING,
PURIFYING, DOING GOD'S WORK?
YOU KNOW--PROTESTING,
PURIFYING, DOING GOD'S WORK?
>> GOD'S?
PURIFYING, DOING GOD'S WORK?
>> GOD'S?
>> ON THE HOUSE, FRAN.
>> GOD'S?
>> ON THE HOUSE, FRAN.
HEH, AS LONG AS--
>> ON THE HOUSE, FRAN.
HEH, AS LONG AS--
>> SLEEP EASY, FIGURELLI.
HEH, AS LONG AS--
>> SLEEP EASY, FIGURELLI.
YOUR ESTABLISHMENT REMAINS
>> SLEEP EASY, FIGURELLI.
YOUR ESTABLISHMENT REMAINS
UNTOUCHED BY MY MORAL
YOUR ESTABLISHMENT REMAINS
UNTOUCHED BY MY MORAL
SANCTIONS...
UNTOUCHED BY MY MORAL
SANCTIONS...
FOR THE TIME BEING.
SANCTIONS...
FOR THE TIME BEING.
>> PHEW!
FOR THE TIME BEING.
>> PHEW!
THAT'S ALL I NEED IS A PICKET
>> PHEW!
THAT'S ALL I NEED IS A PICKET
LINE BLOCKING OUT MY VALUABLE
THAT'S ALL I NEED IS A PICKET
LINE BLOCKING OUT MY VALUABLE
CUSTOMERS.
LINE BLOCKING OUT MY VALUABLE
CUSTOMERS.
>> GOLLY, WHY WOULD ANYONE
CUSTOMERS.
>> GOLLY, WHY WOULD ANYONE
PICKET THE CORNER STORE,
>> GOLLY, WHY WOULD ANYONE
PICKET THE CORNER STORE,
MR. FIGURELLI?
PICKET THE CORNER STORE,
MR. FIGURELLI?
>> AH, THAT BROAD ALWAYS
MR. FIGURELLI?
>> AH, THAT BROAD ALWAYS
FINDS A REASON.
>> AH, THAT BROAD ALWAYS
FINDS A REASON.
IT'S LIKE GOD HAS BEEN
FINDS A REASON.
IT'S LIKE GOD HAS BEEN
SHOVED UP HER KEISTER, OREL.
IT'S LIKE GOD HAS BEEN
SHOVED UP HER KEISTER, OREL.
>> WOW.
SHOVED UP HER KEISTER, OREL.
>> WOW.
I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
>> WOW.
I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
SPEND MORE TIME AT THE LIBRARY.
>> WHY ARE YOU LURKING BACK
THERE, PUPPINGTON?
>> JUST CHECKING FOR SOMETHING.
THERE, PUPPINGTON?
>> JUST CHECKING FOR SOMETHING.
HOT DOG!
>> JUST CHECKING FOR SOMETHING.
HOT DOG!
PICKET SIGNS!
HOT DOG!
PICKET SIGNS!
>> THEY'RE FOR THIS SATURDAY'S
PICKET SIGNS!
>> THEY'RE FOR THIS SATURDAY'S
SCREENING OF "THE GREATEST
>> THEY'RE FOR THIS SATURDAY'S
SCREENING OF "THE GREATEST
STORY EVER TOLD."
SCREENING OF "THE GREATEST
STORY EVER TOLD."
>> THAT'S NOT A DIRTY MOVIE.
STORY EVER TOLD."
>> THAT'S NOT A DIRTY MOVIE.
>> OH, THEY ALL ARE, OREL,
>> THAT'S NOT A DIRTY MOVIE.
>> OH, THEY ALL ARE, OREL,
IF YOU FIND A WAY TO LOOK AT
>> OH, THEY ALL ARE, OREL,
IF YOU FIND A WAY TO LOOK AT
THEM JUUUST RIGHT.
IF YOU FIND A WAY TO LOOK AT
THEM JUUUST RIGHT.
>> BUT IT'S ABOUT THE LIFE
THEM JUUUST RIGHT.
>> BUT IT'S ABOUT THE LIFE
OF OUR LORD.
>> BUT IT'S ABOUT THE LIFE
OF OUR LORD.
IT CAN'T BE BAD.
OF OUR LORD.
IT CAN'T BE BAD.
>> LET'S LET GOD BE THE
IT CAN'T BE BAD.
>> LET'S LET GOD BE THE
JUDGE OF THAT, SHALL WE?
>> LET'S LET GOD BE THE
JUDGE OF THAT, SHALL WE?
[SPEAKING IN TONGUES]
OF COURSE.
THAT GOD.
EVEN MAKES ME FEEL INFERIOR.
THAT GOD.
EVEN MAKES ME FEEL INFERIOR.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE?
EVEN MAKES ME FEEL INFERIOR.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE?
>> OH, JUST SOME BOOKS I
WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE?
>> OH, JUST SOME BOOKS I
THOUGHT LOOKED INTERESTING.
>> OH, JUST SOME BOOKS I
THOUGHT LOOKED INTERESTING.
>> AH, YES.
THOUGHT LOOKED INTERESTING.
>> AH, YES.
NICELY SPOTTED, OREL.
>> AH, YES.
NICELY SPOTTED, OREL.
THOUGHT YOU'D WEASEL YOUR WAY
NICELY SPOTTED, OREL.
THOUGHT YOU'D WEASEL YOUR WAY
ONTO MY SHELVES,
THOUGHT YOU'D WEASEL YOUR WAY
ONTO MY SHELVES,
EH, MY PRETTIES?
ONTO MY SHELVES,
EH, MY PRETTIES?
YOUNG MAN, YOU'VE A GOOD NOSE
EH, MY PRETTIES?
YOUNG MAN, YOU'VE A GOOD NOSE
FOR THE OFFENSIVE.
YOUNG MAN, YOU'VE A GOOD NOSE
FOR THE OFFENSIVE.
THAT'S A SPECIAL GIFT.
FOR THE OFFENSIVE.
THAT'S A SPECIAL GIFT.
>> IT IS?!
THAT'S A SPECIAL GIFT.
>> IT IS?!
>> I'M GOING TO ALLOW YOU
>> IT IS?!
>> I'M GOING TO ALLOW YOU
TO APPRENTICE UNDER ME.
>> I'M GOING TO ALLOW YOU
TO APPRENTICE UNDER ME.
>> GEE, THANKS!
TO APPRENTICE UNDER ME.
>> GEE, THANKS!
[CHEWING]
>> GEE, THANKS!
[CHEWING]
>> YES.
[CHEWING]
>> YES.
THAT'S WHAT I NEED.
>> YES.
THAT'S WHAT I NEED.
A MALLEABLE YOUNG MIND TO
THAT'S WHAT I NEED.
A MALLEABLE YOUNG MIND TO
REALLY SINK MY TEETH INTO.
A MALLEABLE YOUNG MIND TO
REALLY SINK MY TEETH INTO.
[CHUCKLES]
REALLY SINK MY TEETH INTO.
[CHUCKLES]
>> [CHANTING] STORY OF JESUS,
[CHUCKLES]
>> [CHANTING] STORY OF JESUS,
IMMORALLY TEASES!
>> [CHANTING] STORY OF JESUS,
IMMORALLY TEASES!
STORY OF JESUS,
IMMORALLY TEASES!
STORY OF JESUS,
IMMORALLY TEASES!
STORY OF JESUS,
IMMORALLY TEASES!
[BOOING]
IMMORALLY TEASES!
[BOOING]
>> PLEASE LET US IN.
[BOOING]
>> PLEASE LET US IN.
WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
>> PLEASE LET US IN.
WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
WITH MY GRANDCHILDREN
WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
WITH MY GRANDCHILDREN
FOR TWO HOURS?
WITH MY GRANDCHILDREN
FOR TWO HOURS?
>> WE SHOULDN'T TOLERATE EVIL
FOR TWO HOURS?
>> WE SHOULDN'T TOLERATE EVIL
JUST BECAUSE IT'S CONVENIENT.
>> WE SHOULDN'T TOLERATE EVIL
JUST BECAUSE IT'S CONVENIENT.
>> UM...ONE SENIOR AND ONE CHILD
JUST BECAUSE IT'S CONVENIENT.
>> UM...ONE SENIOR AND ONE CHILD
FOR THE 5:00, MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> UM...ONE SENIOR AND ONE CHILD
FOR THE 5:00, MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> IN YOUR DREAMS, SCAB.
FOR THE 5:00, MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> IN YOUR DREAMS, SCAB.
THIS MOVING PICTURE
>> IN YOUR DREAMS, SCAB.
THIS MOVING PICTURE
HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DEEMED
THIS MOVING PICTURE
HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DEEMED
MORALLY UNFIT BY GOD HIMSELF.
HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DEEMED
MORALLY UNFIT BY GOD HIMSELF.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
MORALLY UNFIT BY GOD HIMSELF.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'RE OFFENDED!
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'RE OFFENDED!
>> AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
WE'RE OFFENDED!
>> AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I HAVE EXACTLY 2 1/2 DECADES
>> AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I HAVE EXACTLY 2 1/2 DECADES
BEFORE I WILL HAVE THE
I HAVE EXACTLY 2 1/2 DECADES
BEFORE I WILL HAVE THE
DISPLEASURE OF RECEIVING A
BEFORE I WILL HAVE THE
DISPLEASURE OF RECEIVING A
SENIOR DISCOUNT AT THIS
DISPLEASURE OF RECEIVING A
SENIOR DISCOUNT AT THIS
"PIT OF HELL."
SENIOR DISCOUNT AT THIS
"PIT OF HELL."
>> GULP. HAPPY...
"PIT OF HELL."
>> GULP. HAPPY...
40th BIRTHDAY?
>> GULP. HAPPY...
40th BIRTHDAY?
>> INDEED.
40th BIRTHDAY?
>> INDEED.
>> YOUR BIRTHDAY?!
>> INDEED.
>> YOUR BIRTHDAY?!
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING,
>> YOUR BIRTHDAY?!
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING,
MISS CENSORDOLL?
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING,
MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> I PREFER NOT TO ANNUALLY
MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> I PREFER NOT TO ANNUALLY
CELEBRATE THE EMERGENCE OF MY
>> I PREFER NOT TO ANNUALLY
CELEBRATE THE EMERGENCE OF MY
UNCLAD BODY OUT OF SUCH AN
CELEBRATE THE EMERGENCE OF MY
UNCLAD BODY OUT OF SUCH AN
UNSAVORY PASSAGE
UNCLAD BODY OUT OF SUCH AN
UNSAVORY PASSAGE
AS MY MOTHER'S WOMB.
UNSAVORY PASSAGE
AS MY MOTHER'S WOMB.
>> BUT IT'S STILL NICE TO GET
AS MY MOTHER'S WOMB.
>> BUT IT'S STILL NICE TO GET
PRESENTS!
>> BUT IT'S STILL NICE TO GET
PRESENTS!
>> BE THAT AS IT MAY, WE HAVE
PRESENTS!
>> BE THAT AS IT MAY, WE HAVE
MORE IMPORTANT WORK TO DO.
>> BE THAT AS IT MAY, WE HAVE
MORE IMPORTANT WORK TO DO.
>> [CHANTING] FLUIDS SWITCHING
MORE IMPORTANT WORK TO DO.
>> [CHANTING] FLUIDS SWITCHING
BODIES IS THE
>> [CHANTING] FLUIDS SWITCHING
BODIES IS THE
NAUGHTIEST OF NAUGHTIES.
BODIES IS THE
NAUGHTIEST OF NAUGHTIES.
COMMUNING WITH CAFFEINE
NAUGHTIEST OF NAUGHTIES.
COMMUNING WITH CAFFEINE
STIMULATES AND THAT'S OBSCENE!
COMMUNING WITH CAFFEINE
STIMULATES AND THAT'S OBSCENE!
GOD DEMANDS COMPLIANCE!
STIMULATES AND THAT'S OBSCENE!
GOD DEMANDS COMPLIANCE!
STOP USING SCIENCE!
GOD DEMANDS COMPLIANCE!
STOP USING SCIENCE!
[BOOING]
STOP USING SCIENCE!
[BOOING]
>> THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY,
[BOOING]
>> THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY,
SOLDIERS.
>> THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY,
SOLDIERS.
WE'LL RESUME TOMORROW.
SOLDIERS.
WE'LL RESUME TOMORROW.
GOOD WORK, OREL.
WE'LL RESUME TOMORROW.
GOOD WORK, OREL.
CARE TO JOIN ME IN AN EGG SALAD
GOOD WORK, OREL.
CARE TO JOIN ME IN AN EGG SALAD
OMELET, HMM?
CARE TO JOIN ME IN AN EGG SALAD
OMELET, HMM?
>> NO, THANKS, MISS CENSORDOLL.
OMELET, HMM?
>> NO, THANKS, MISS CENSORDOLL.
I HAVE AN ERRAND TO RUN.
>> NO, THANKS, MISS CENSORDOLL.
I HAVE AN ERRAND TO RUN.
>> SUIT YOURSELF.
I HAVE AN ERRAND TO RUN.
>> SUIT YOURSELF.
>> BLAH, BLAH.
>> SUIT YOURSELF.
>> BLAH, BLAH.
>> WHATCHA DOIN', FARMER
>> BLAH, BLAH.
>> WHATCHA DOIN', FARMER
PHONYCROPS?
>> WHATCHA DOIN', FARMER
PHONYCROPS?
>> OH, JUS' GETTIN' A HEAD
PHONYCROPS?
>> OH, JUS' GETTIN' A HEAD
START ON LABELING THESE
>> OH, JUS' GETTIN' A HEAD
START ON LABELING THESE
PLUMS, OREL.
START ON LABELING THESE
PLUMS, OREL.
>> NEAT!
PLUMS, OREL.
>> NEAT!
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS
>> NEAT!
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS
PART OF A FARMER'S JOB.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS
PART OF A FARMER'S JOB.
>> SON, BRAND-NAMING IS MORE
PART OF A FARMER'S JOB.
>> SON, BRAND-NAMING IS MORE
IMPORTANT THAN WATERING.
>> SON, BRAND-NAMING IS MORE
IMPORTANT THAN WATERING.
AND THE CHEMICALS IN THIS
IMPORTANT THAN WATERING.
AND THE CHEMICALS IN THIS
STICKER GLUE IS GOD'S
AND THE CHEMICALS IN THIS
STICKER GLUE IS GOD'S
ANSWER TO PESTICIDE.
STICKER GLUE IS GOD'S
ANSWER TO PESTICIDE.
BLAH.
ANSWER TO PESTICIDE.
BLAH.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
BLAH.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
>> I WOULD LIKE A DOZEN OF YOUR
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
>> I WOULD LIKE A DOZEN OF YOUR
FRESHEST EGGS FOR MISS
>> I WOULD LIKE A DOZEN OF YOUR
FRESHEST EGGS FOR MISS
CENSORDOLL'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT,
FRESHEST EGGS FOR MISS
CENSORDOLL'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT,
PLEASE.
CENSORDOLL'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT,
PLEASE.
>> BAD TIME, SON.
PLEASE.
>> BAD TIME, SON.
ALL MY HENS RECENTLY BECAME
>> BAD TIME, SON.
ALL MY HENS RECENTLY BECAME
EXPECTANT MAMAS.
ALL MY HENS RECENTLY BECAME
EXPECTANT MAMAS.
>> HOW?
EXPECTANT MAMAS.
>> HOW?
>> WELL, MY ROOSTER WENT AND
>> HOW?
>> WELL, MY ROOSTER WENT AND
FERTILIZED ALL THE EGGS BEFORE
>> WELL, MY ROOSTER WENT AND
FERTILIZED ALL THE EGGS BEFORE
I COULD PUT SALTPETER
FERTILIZED ALL THE EGGS BEFORE
I COULD PUT SALTPETER
IN HIS CHICKEN FEED.
I COULD PUT SALTPETER
IN HIS CHICKEN FEED.
>> SO...THEY'RE NOT GOOD TO EAT?
IN HIS CHICKEN FEED.
>> SO...THEY'RE NOT GOOD TO EAT?
>> NOT UNLESS YOU WANT A
>> SO...THEY'RE NOT GOOD TO EAT?
>> NOT UNLESS YOU WANT A
MOUTHFUL OF SOFT,
>> NOT UNLESS YOU WANT A
MOUTHFUL OF SOFT,
UNBORN, BABY CHICK.
MOUTHFUL OF SOFT,
UNBORN, BABY CHICK.
>> NO.
UNBORN, BABY CHICK.
>> NO.
>> AH, I SUPPOSE THAT'S WHAT WE
>> NO.
>> AH, I SUPPOSE THAT'S WHAT WE
GIT FOR EATIN' SOMETHIN' THAT
>> AH, I SUPPOSE THAT'S WHAT WE
GIT FOR EATIN' SOMETHIN' THAT
COMES FROM WHERE THE SUN DON'T
GIT FOR EATIN' SOMETHIN' THAT
COMES FROM WHERE THE SUN DON'T
SHINE.
COMES FROM WHERE THE SUN DON'T
SHINE.
>> BUT ON A BEAUTIFUL DAY LIKE
SHINE.
>> BUT ON A BEAUTIFUL DAY LIKE
THIS, THE SUN SHINES EVERYWHERE!
>> BUT ON A BEAUTIFUL DAY LIKE
THIS, THE SUN SHINES EVERYWHERE!
>> HUH. NOT IN THE SECRET
THIS, THE SUN SHINES EVERYWHERE!
>> HUH. NOT IN THE SECRET
LADY-PART OF A CHICKEN.
>> HUH. NOT IN THE SECRET
LADY-PART OF A CHICKEN.
AND DON'T THINK THEY DON'T
LADY-PART OF A CHICKEN.
AND DON'T THINK THEY DON'T
KNOW IT, NEITHER.
AND DON'T THINK THEY DON'T
KNOW IT, NEITHER.
FLAUNTIN' IT ATCHA, TEASING...
KNOW IT, NEITHER.
FLAUNTIN' IT ATCHA, TEASING...
[SPITS] HUH.
FLAUNTIN' IT ATCHA, TEASING...
[SPITS] HUH.
NAW...
[SPITS] HUH.
NAW...
IT AIN'T NATURAL GETTIN' YER
NAW...
IT AIN'T NATURAL GETTIN' YER
MOUTH ALL INTIMATE AND EXCITED
IT AIN'T NATURAL GETTIN' YER
MOUTH ALL INTIMATE AND EXCITED
ABOUT THAT PART OF AN
MOUTH ALL INTIMATE AND EXCITED
ABOUT THAT PART OF AN
ANIMAL'S BODY.
ABOUT THAT PART OF AN
ANIMAL'S BODY.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
ANIMAL'S BODY.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> FOLLOW ME.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> FOLLOW ME.
HERE THEY ARE. AHEM.
>> FOLLOW ME.
HERE THEY ARE. AHEM.
THAT'S DELILAH, JEZEBELLE,
HERE THEY ARE. AHEM.
THAT'S DELILAH, JEZEBELLE,
WHOREEN, SLUTZI,
THAT'S DELILAH, JEZEBELLE,
WHOREEN, SLUTZI,
HARLOTTA, AND PROSTITUSHEE.
WHOREEN, SLUTZI,
HARLOTTA, AND PROSTITUSHEE.
>> GEE, WHY ARE THEY SO HIGH
HARLOTTA, AND PROSTITUSHEE.
>> GEE, WHY ARE THEY SO HIGH
UP, FARMER--
>> GEE, WHY ARE THEY SO HIGH
UP, FARMER--
>> HUSH, BOY.
UP, FARMER--
>> HUSH, BOY.
WHOREEN LOOKS LIKE SHE'S ABOUT
>> HUSH, BOY.
WHOREEN LOOKS LIKE SHE'S ABOUT
TO PUT ON A SHOW.
WHOREEN LOOKS LIKE SHE'S ABOUT
TO PUT ON A SHOW.
UHH. COME ON, YOU LITTLE DIRTY.
TO PUT ON A SHOW.
UHH. COME ON, YOU LITTLE DIRTY.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
UHH. COME ON, YOU LITTLE DIRTY.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD, GIRL.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD, GIRL.
OOH, EASE IT OUT, NOW.
YOU DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD, GIRL.
OOH, EASE IT OUT, NOW.
EASY, SLOW, SLOW,
OOH, EASE IT OUT, NOW.
EASY, SLOW, SLOW,
YOU FILTHY LITTLE...
EASY, SLOW, SLOW,
YOU FILTHY LITTLE...
I'M GOING CALL THE POLICE ON
YOU FILTHY LITTLE...
I'M GOING CALL THE POLICE ON
YOU AND YOUR PERT,
I'M GOING CALL THE POLICE ON
YOU AND YOUR PERT,
THROBBING, LITTLE, INDECENT--
YOU AND YOUR PERT,
THROBBING, LITTLE, INDECENT--
OH, YOU DON'T EVEN GO TO CHURCH,
THROBBING, LITTLE, INDECENT--
OH, YOU DON'T EVEN GO TO CHURCH,
DO YA...UHH.
OH, YOU DON'T EVEN GO TO CHURCH,
DO YA...UHH.
>> [CHANTING] OUTLAW ALL THE
DO YA...UHH.
>> [CHANTING] OUTLAW ALL THE
EGGS THAT COME
>> [CHANTING] OUTLAW ALL THE
EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
OUTLAW ALL THE...
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
OUTLAW ALL THE...
>> OREL.
OUTLAW ALL THE...
>> OREL.
WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE
>> OREL.
WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE
PHOSPHATE?
WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE
PHOSPHATE?
>> NO USE, FIGURELLI.
PHOSPHATE?
>> NO USE, FIGURELLI.
YOUR BRIBES WON'T WORK HERE.
>> NO USE, FIGURELLI.
YOUR BRIBES WON'T WORK HERE.
>> BRIBES WON'T WORK?
YOUR BRIBES WON'T WORK HERE.
>> BRIBES WON'T WORK?
YOU'RE INHUMAN!
>> BRIBES WON'T WORK?
YOU'RE INHUMAN!
>> AND YOU'RE SELLING
YOU'RE INHUMAN!
>> AND YOU'RE SELLING
IMMORAL GOODS.
>> AND YOU'RE SELLING
IMMORAL GOODS.
>> AW, COME ON, SON.
IMMORAL GOODS.
>> AW, COME ON, SON.
HOW COULD GOODS BE BAD?
>> AW, COME ON, SON.
HOW COULD GOODS BE BAD?
[LAUGHS] YOU GET IT?
HOW COULD GOODS BE BAD?
[LAUGHS] YOU GET IT?
C'MON, OREL!
[LAUGHS] YOU GET IT?
C'MON, OREL!
NOT THE EGGS!
C'MON, OREL!
NOT THE EGGS!
I CAN'T DEAL WITH
NOT THE EGGS!
I CAN'T DEAL WITH
CENSORDOLL'S WRATH.
I CAN'T DEAL WITH
CENSORDOLL'S WRATH.
MEET ME HALFWAY HERE. PLEASE.
CENSORDOLL'S WRATH.
MEET ME HALFWAY HERE. PLEASE.
>> HALFWAY TO HELL IS CLOSER
MEET ME HALFWAY HERE. PLEASE.
>> HALFWAY TO HELL IS CLOSER
THAN I WANT TO GET!
>> HALFWAY TO HELL IS CLOSER
THAN I WANT TO GET!
>> [CHANTING] OUTLAW ALL THE
THAN I WANT TO GET!
>> [CHANTING] OUTLAW ALL THE
EGGS THAT COME
>> [CHANTING] OUTLAW ALL THE
EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
>> OH...
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
>> OH...
>> OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME
>> OH...
>> OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
>> OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
>> OH...
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
>> OH...
>> AND WHAT IS ALL THIS
>> OH...
>> AND WHAT IS ALL THIS
HORSEPLAY, FIGURELLI?
>> AND WHAT IS ALL THIS
HORSEPLAY, FIGURELLI?
>> THAT LITTLE BRAT!
HORSEPLAY, FIGURELLI?
>> THAT LITTLE BRAT!
HE'S PROTESTING EGGS!
>> THAT LITTLE BRAT!
HE'S PROTESTING EGGS!
>> OH, HE IS, IS HE?
HE'S PROTESTING EGGS!
>> OH, HE IS, IS HE?
>> [GASP]
>> OH, HE IS, IS HE?
>> [GASP]
>> OREL!
>> [GASP]
>> OREL!
>> HI, MISS CENSORDOLL!
>> OREL!
>> HI, MISS CENSORDOLL!
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?!
>> HI, MISS CENSORDOLL!
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?!
>> I THOUGHT I'VE TAUGHT YOU TO
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?!
>> I THOUGHT I'VE TAUGHT YOU TO
CLOSE YOUR MIND, NOT LOSE IT.
>> I THOUGHT I'VE TAUGHT YOU TO
CLOSE YOUR MIND, NOT LOSE IT.
>> BUT EGGS ARE EVIL!
CLOSE YOUR MIND, NOT LOSE IT.
>> BUT EGGS ARE EVIL!
>> AND WHO DEEMED THAT?
>> BUT EGGS ARE EVIL!
>> AND WHO DEEMED THAT?
>> THEY COME FROM NAUGHTY
>> AND WHO DEEMED THAT?
>> THEY COME FROM NAUGHTY
LADY PLACES.
>> THEY COME FROM NAUGHTY
LADY PLACES.
>> UM, YES, WELL,
LADY PLACES.
>> UM, YES, WELL,
THIS TIME IT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> UM, YES, WELL,
THIS TIME IT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> WHY?
THIS TIME IT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> WHY?
>> OH, BECAUSE THEY'RE
>> WHY?
>> OH, BECAUSE THEY'RE
DELICIOUS, AND NUTRITIOUS,
>> OH, BECAUSE THEY'RE
DELICIOUS, AND NUTRITIOUS,
AND THEY COME IN A HANDY SHELL!
DELICIOUS, AND NUTRITIOUS,
AND THEY COME IN A HANDY SHELL!
>> REALLY, MISS CENSORDOLL.
AND THEY COME IN A HANDY SHELL!
>> REALLY, MISS CENSORDOLL.
WE SHOULDN'T TOLERATE EVIL JUST
>> REALLY, MISS CENSORDOLL.
WE SHOULDN'T TOLERATE EVIL JUST
BECAUSE IT'S A CONVENIENCE.
WE SHOULDN'T TOLERATE EVIL JUST
BECAUSE IT'S A CONVENIENCE.
>> OH. OOH.
BECAUSE IT'S A CONVENIENCE.
>> OH. OOH.
OH. OH.
>> OH. OOH.
OH. OH.
OH.
OH. OH.
OH.
OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS
OH.
OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS
THAT COME FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS
THAT COME FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
>> [CHANTING] OUTLAW ALL THE
THAT COME FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
>> [CHANTING] OUTLAW ALL THE
EGGS THAT COME
>> [CHANTING] OUTLAW ALL THE
EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME...
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME...
>> AAH!
OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME...
>> AAH!
>> OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME
>> AAH!
>> OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
>> OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
OUTLAW THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
OUTLAW THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
OUTLAW THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
>> [SOBBING] OUTLAW
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
>> [SOBBING] OUTLAW
ALL THE EGGS...
>> [SOBBING] OUTLAW
ALL THE EGGS...
[CROWD CHEERING]
ALL THE EGGS...
[CROWD CHEERING]
>> ...THE EGGS.
[CROWD CHEERING]
>> ...THE EGGS.
[WHIMPERING]
>> ...THE EGGS.
[WHIMPERING]
>> BOY, IT SURE FEELS GOOD TO
[WHIMPERING]
>> BOY, IT SURE FEELS GOOD TO
BE RIGHT, HUH, MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> BOY, IT SURE FEELS GOOD TO
BE RIGHT, HUH, MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> GOOD.
BE RIGHT, HUH, MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> GOOD.
RIGHT.
>> GOOD.
RIGHT.
>> HOW 'BOUT SOME EGGS?
RIGHT.
>> HOW 'BOUT SOME EGGS?
>> ARE THOSE EGGS RIGHTEOUS,
>> HOW 'BOUT SOME EGGS?
>> ARE THOSE EGGS RIGHTEOUS,
MR. FIGURELLI?
>> ARE THOSE EGGS RIGHTEOUS,
MR. FIGURELLI?
>> OH, SURE!
MR. FIGURELLI?
>> OH, SURE!
THERE'S ALWAYS A LOOPHOLE! SEE?
>> OH, SURE!
THERE'S ALWAYS A LOOPHOLE! SEE?
HOW 'BOUT 'EM, FRAN?
THERE'S ALWAYS A LOOPHOLE! SEE?
HOW 'BOUT 'EM, FRAN?
THEY'RE SIN-FREE.
HOW 'BOUT 'EM, FRAN?
THEY'RE SIN-FREE.
>> SIN-FREE.
THEY'RE SIN-FREE.
>> SIN-FREE.
THAT'S FOR ME.
>> SIN-FREE.
THAT'S FOR ME.
>> [MURMURING]
THAT'S FOR ME.
>> [MURMURING]
I HAVE TO GO.
>> [MURMURING]
I HAVE TO GO.
>> SEE YA, FRANNY!
I HAVE TO GO.
>> SEE YA, FRANNY!
[GULPING]
>> SEE YA, FRANNY!
[GULPING]
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
[GULPING]
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
>> THIS WAY, MA'AM.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
>> THIS WAY, MA'AM.
>> [GULPS]
>> THIS WAY, MA'AM.
>> [GULPS]
[CHICKEN CLUCKING]
>> OH, THERE.
>> HOW DO YOU LIKE 'EM?
>> AU NATUREL.
>> HOW DO YOU LIKE 'EM?
>> AU NATUREL.
[INHALES]
>> AU NATUREL.
[INHALES]
OHH...MMM...
[INHALES]
OHH...MMM...
[INHALES]
OHH...MMM...
[INHALES]
MM-HMM-HMM-HMM.
[INHALES]
MM-HMM-HMM-HMM.
MM, MM.
MM-HMM-HMM-HMM.
MM, MM.
OH...OH...
MM, MM.
OH...OH...
OH...PRECIOUS EGG.
OH...OH...
OH...PRECIOUS EGG.
[INHALES]
OH...PRECIOUS EGG.
[INHALES]
OHH...MMM...
[INHALES]
OHH...MMM...
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY]
OHH...MMM...
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY]
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY]
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
[TIRES SCREECH]
>> HELLO. GOODBYE.
[TIRES SCREECH]
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[FANFARE]
>> HERE YA GO, BOYS!
TWO SUPER DUPER STRAWBERRY
PHOSPHATES--IN HONOR OF THE
TWO SUPER DUPER STRAWBERRY
PHOSPHATES--IN HONOR OF THE
FIFTH ANNIVERSARY OF MY BENIGN
PHOSPHATES--IN HONOR OF THE
FIFTH ANNIVERSARY OF MY BENIGN
POLYP.
FIFTH ANNIVERSARY OF MY BENIGN
POLYP.
>> YUM!
POLYP.
>> YUM!
>> GEE, THANKS, MR. FIGURELLI!
>> YUM!
>> GEE, THANKS, MR. FIGURELLI!
>> NO PROB, OREL.
>> GEE, THANKS, MR. FIGURELLI!
>> NO PROB, OREL.
THAT'LL BE $3.50 APIECE.
>> NO PROB, OREL.
THAT'LL BE $3.50 APIECE.
OH, NO.
THAT'LL BE $3.50 APIECE.
OH, NO.
>> YIKES.
OH, NO.
>> YIKES.
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
>> YIKES.
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
MR. FIGURELLI?
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
MR. FIGURELLI?
YOU LOOK WORRIED.
MR. FIGURELLI?
YOU LOOK WORRIED.
>> THE EGG LADY.
YOU LOOK WORRIED.
>> THE EGG LADY.
>> MISS CENSORDOLL--
>> THE EGG LADY.
>> MISS CENSORDOLL--
THE LIBRARIAN?
>> MISS CENSORDOLL--
THE LIBRARIAN?
>> YEAH.
THE LIBRARIAN?
>> YEAH.
EGGS ARE ALL SHE EATS.
>> YEAH.
EGGS ARE ALL SHE EATS.
PICKY ABOUT 'EM, TOO.
EGGS ARE ALL SHE EATS.
PICKY ABOUT 'EM, TOO.
REAL PICKY.
PICKY ABOUT 'EM, TOO.
REAL PICKY.
>> UH-OH.
REAL PICKY.
>> UH-OH.
>> MORNIN', FRAN!
>> UH-OH.
>> MORNIN', FRAN!
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE 'EM TODAY?
>> MORNIN', FRAN!
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE 'EM TODAY?
>> UNDER-FRIED, FIGURELLI.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE 'EM TODAY?
>> UNDER-FRIED, FIGURELLI.
EXTRA SLITHERY.
>> UNDER-FRIED, FIGURELLI.
EXTRA SLITHERY.
>> SURE THING.
EXTRA SLITHERY.
>> SURE THING.
>> [SLURPING]
>> GIVE ME THOSE!
>> NO PROB!
[WHIMPERING]
>> NO PROB!
[WHIMPERING]
>> [SLURPING]
>> HUH.
I GOTTA GO THROW UP ALL OF A
SUDDEN.
I GOTTA GO THROW UP ALL OF A
SUDDEN.
WANNA COME ALONG, OREL?
SUDDEN.
WANNA COME ALONG, OREL?
>> NO, THANKS, DOUGHY.
WANNA COME ALONG, OREL?
>> NO, THANKS, DOUGHY.
I'M HAPPY RIGHT HERE!
>> NO, THANKS, DOUGHY.
I'M HAPPY RIGHT HERE!
YOU SURE LIKE EGGS,
I'M HAPPY RIGHT HERE!
YOU SURE LIKE EGGS,
DON'TCHA, MISS CENSORDOLL?
YOU SURE LIKE EGGS,
DON'TCHA, MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> WHY WOULDN'T I, OREL?
DON'TCHA, MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> WHY WOULDN'T I, OREL?
THEY'RE ONE OF LIFE'S ONLY
>> WHY WOULDN'T I, OREL?
THEY'RE ONE OF LIFE'S ONLY
PLEASURES...NEXT TO PICKETING.
THEY'RE ONE OF LIFE'S ONLY
PLEASURES...NEXT TO PICKETING.
>> PICKETING?
PLEASURES...NEXT TO PICKETING.
>> PICKETING?
>> MMM, PICKETING.
>> PICKETING?
>> MMM, PICKETING.
YOU KNOW--PROTESTING,
>> MMM, PICKETING.
YOU KNOW--PROTESTING,
PURIFYING, DOING GOD'S WORK?
YOU KNOW--PROTESTING,
PURIFYING, DOING GOD'S WORK?
>> GOD'S?
PURIFYING, DOING GOD'S WORK?
>> GOD'S?
>> ON THE HOUSE, FRAN.
>> GOD'S?
>> ON THE HOUSE, FRAN.
HEH, AS LONG AS--
>> ON THE HOUSE, FRAN.
HEH, AS LONG AS--
>> SLEEP EASY, FIGURELLI.
HEH, AS LONG AS--
>> SLEEP EASY, FIGURELLI.
YOUR ESTABLISHMENT REMAINS
>> SLEEP EASY, FIGURELLI.
YOUR ESTABLISHMENT REMAINS
UNTOUCHED BY MY MORAL
YOUR ESTABLISHMENT REMAINS
UNTOUCHED BY MY MORAL
SANCTIONS...
UNTOUCHED BY MY MORAL
SANCTIONS...
FOR THE TIME BEING.
SANCTIONS...
FOR THE TIME BEING.
>> PHEW!
FOR THE TIME BEING.
>> PHEW!
THAT'S ALL I NEED IS A PICKET
>> PHEW!
THAT'S ALL I NEED IS A PICKET
LINE BLOCKING OUT MY VALUABLE
THAT'S ALL I NEED IS A PICKET
LINE BLOCKING OUT MY VALUABLE
CUSTOMERS.
LINE BLOCKING OUT MY VALUABLE
CUSTOMERS.
>> GOLLY, WHY WOULD ANYONE
CUSTOMERS.
>> GOLLY, WHY WOULD ANYONE
PICKET THE CORNER STORE,
>> GOLLY, WHY WOULD ANYONE
PICKET THE CORNER STORE,
MR. FIGURELLI?
PICKET THE CORNER STORE,
MR. FIGURELLI?
>> AH, THAT BROAD ALWAYS
MR. FIGURELLI?
>> AH, THAT BROAD ALWAYS
FINDS A REASON.
>> AH, THAT BROAD ALWAYS
FINDS A REASON.
IT'S LIKE GOD HAS BEEN
FINDS A REASON.
IT'S LIKE GOD HAS BEEN
SHOVED UP HER KEISTER, OREL.
IT'S LIKE GOD HAS BEEN
SHOVED UP HER KEISTER, OREL.
>> WOW.
SHOVED UP HER KEISTER, OREL.
>> WOW.
I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
>> WOW.
I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
SPEND MORE TIME AT THE LIBRARY.
>> WHY ARE YOU LURKING BACK
THERE, PUPPINGTON?
>> JUST CHECKING FOR SOMETHING.
THERE, PUPPINGTON?
>> JUST CHECKING FOR SOMETHING.
HOT DOG!
>> JUST CHECKING FOR SOMETHING.
HOT DOG!
PICKET SIGNS!
HOT DOG!
PICKET SIGNS!
>> THEY'RE FOR THIS SATURDAY'S
PICKET SIGNS!
>> THEY'RE FOR THIS SATURDAY'S
SCREENING OF "THE GREATEST
>> THEY'RE FOR THIS SATURDAY'S
SCREENING OF "THE GREATEST
STORY EVER TOLD."
SCREENING OF "THE GREATEST
STORY EVER TOLD."
>> THAT'S NOT A DIRTY MOVIE.
STORY EVER TOLD."
>> THAT'S NOT A DIRTY MOVIE.
>> OH, THEY ALL ARE, OREL,
>> THAT'S NOT A DIRTY MOVIE.
>> OH, THEY ALL ARE, OREL,
IF YOU FIND A WAY TO LOOK AT
>> OH, THEY ALL ARE, OREL,
IF YOU FIND A WAY TO LOOK AT
THEM JUUUST RIGHT.
IF YOU FIND A WAY TO LOOK AT
THEM JUUUST RIGHT.
>> BUT IT'S ABOUT THE LIFE
THEM JUUUST RIGHT.
>> BUT IT'S ABOUT THE LIFE
OF OUR LORD.
>> BUT IT'S ABOUT THE LIFE
OF OUR LORD.
IT CAN'T BE BAD.
OF OUR LORD.
IT CAN'T BE BAD.
>> LET'S LET GOD BE THE
IT CAN'T BE BAD.
>> LET'S LET GOD BE THE
JUDGE OF THAT, SHALL WE?
>> LET'S LET GOD BE THE
JUDGE OF THAT, SHALL WE?
[SPEAKING IN TONGUES]
OF COURSE.
THAT GOD.
EVEN MAKES ME FEEL INFERIOR.
THAT GOD.
EVEN MAKES ME FEEL INFERIOR.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE?
EVEN MAKES ME FEEL INFERIOR.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE?
>> OH, JUST SOME BOOKS I
WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE?
>> OH, JUST SOME BOOKS I
THOUGHT LOOKED INTERESTING.
>> OH, JUST SOME BOOKS I
THOUGHT LOOKED INTERESTING.
>> AH, YES.
THOUGHT LOOKED INTERESTING.
>> AH, YES.
NICELY SPOTTED, OREL.
>> AH, YES.
NICELY SPOTTED, OREL.
THOUGHT YOU'D WEASEL YOUR WAY
NICELY SPOTTED, OREL.
THOUGHT YOU'D WEASEL YOUR WAY
ONTO MY SHELVES,
THOUGHT YOU'D WEASEL YOUR WAY
ONTO MY SHELVES,
EH, MY PRETTIES?
ONTO MY SHELVES,
EH, MY PRETTIES?
YOUNG MAN, YOU'VE A GOOD NOSE
EH, MY PRETTIES?
YOUNG MAN, YOU'VE A GOOD NOSE
FOR THE OFFENSIVE.
YOUNG MAN, YOU'VE A GOOD NOSE
FOR THE OFFENSIVE.
THAT'S A SPECIAL GIFT.
FOR THE OFFENSIVE.
THAT'S A SPECIAL GIFT.
>> IT IS?!
THAT'S A SPECIAL GIFT.
>> IT IS?!
>> I'M GOING TO ALLOW YOU
>> IT IS?!
>> I'M GOING TO ALLOW YOU
TO APPRENTICE UNDER ME.
>> I'M GOING TO ALLOW YOU
TO APPRENTICE UNDER ME.
>> GEE, THANKS!
TO APPRENTICE UNDER ME.
>> GEE, THANKS!
[CHEWING]
>> GEE, THANKS!
[CHEWING]
>> YES.
[CHEWING]
>> YES.
THAT'S WHAT I NEED.
>> YES.
THAT'S WHAT I NEED.
A MALLEABLE YOUNG MIND TO
THAT'S WHAT I NEED.
A MALLEABLE YOUNG MIND TO
REALLY SINK MY TEETH INTO.
A MALLEABLE YOUNG MIND TO
REALLY SINK MY TEETH INTO.
[CHUCKLES]
REALLY SINK MY TEETH INTO.
[CHUCKLES]
>> [CHANTING] STORY OF JESUS,
[CHUCKLES]
>> [CHANTING] STORY OF JESUS,
IMMORALLY TEASES!
>> [CHANTING] STORY OF JESUS,
IMMORALLY TEASES!
STORY OF JESUS,
IMMORALLY TEASES!
STORY OF JESUS,
IMMORALLY TEASES!
STORY OF JESUS,
IMMORALLY TEASES!
[BOOING]
IMMORALLY TEASES!
[BOOING]
>> PLEASE LET US IN.
[BOOING]
>> PLEASE LET US IN.
WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
>> PLEASE LET US IN.
WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
WITH MY GRANDCHILDREN
WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
WITH MY GRANDCHILDREN
FOR TWO HOURS?
WITH MY GRANDCHILDREN
FOR TWO HOURS?
>> WE SHOULDN'T TOLERATE EVIL
FOR TWO HOURS?
>> WE SHOULDN'T TOLERATE EVIL
JUST BECAUSE IT'S CONVENIENT.
>> WE SHOULDN'T TOLERATE EVIL
JUST BECAUSE IT'S CONVENIENT.
>> UM...ONE SENIOR AND ONE CHILD
JUST BECAUSE IT'S CONVENIENT.
>> UM...ONE SENIOR AND ONE CHILD
FOR THE 5:00, MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> UM...ONE SENIOR AND ONE CHILD
FOR THE 5:00, MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> IN YOUR DREAMS, SCAB.
FOR THE 5:00, MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> IN YOUR DREAMS, SCAB.
THIS MOVING PICTURE
>> IN YOUR DREAMS, SCAB.
THIS MOVING PICTURE
HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DEEMED
THIS MOVING PICTURE
HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DEEMED
MORALLY UNFIT BY GOD HIMSELF.
HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DEEMED
MORALLY UNFIT BY GOD HIMSELF.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
MORALLY UNFIT BY GOD HIMSELF.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'RE OFFENDED!
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'RE OFFENDED!
>> AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
WE'RE OFFENDED!
>> AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I HAVE EXACTLY 2 1/2 DECADES
>> AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I HAVE EXACTLY 2 1/2 DECADES
BEFORE I WILL HAVE THE
I HAVE EXACTLY 2 1/2 DECADES
BEFORE I WILL HAVE THE
DISPLEASURE OF RECEIVING A
BEFORE I WILL HAVE THE
DISPLEASURE OF RECEIVING A
SENIOR DISCOUNT AT THIS
DISPLEASURE OF RECEIVING A
SENIOR DISCOUNT AT THIS
"PIT OF HELL."
SENIOR DISCOUNT AT THIS
"PIT OF HELL."
>> GULP. HAPPY...
"PIT OF HELL."
>> GULP. HAPPY...
40th BIRTHDAY?
>> GULP. HAPPY...
40th BIRTHDAY?
>> INDEED.
40th BIRTHDAY?
>> INDEED.
>> YOUR BIRTHDAY?!
>> INDEED.
>> YOUR BIRTHDAY?!
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING,
>> YOUR BIRTHDAY?!
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING,
MISS CENSORDOLL?
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING,
MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> I PREFER NOT TO ANNUALLY
MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> I PREFER NOT TO ANNUALLY
CELEBRATE THE EMERGENCE OF MY
>> I PREFER NOT TO ANNUALLY
CELEBRATE THE EMERGENCE OF MY
UNCLAD BODY OUT OF SUCH AN
CELEBRATE THE EMERGENCE OF MY
UNCLAD BODY OUT OF SUCH AN
UNSAVORY PASSAGE
UNCLAD BODY OUT OF SUCH AN
UNSAVORY PASSAGE
AS MY MOTHER'S WOMB.
UNSAVORY PASSAGE
AS MY MOTHER'S WOMB.
>> BUT IT'S STILL NICE TO GET
AS MY MOTHER'S WOMB.
>> BUT IT'S STILL NICE TO GET
PRESENTS!
>> BUT IT'S STILL NICE TO GET
PRESENTS!
>> BE THAT AS IT MAY, WE HAVE
PRESENTS!
>> BE THAT AS IT MAY, WE HAVE
MORE IMPORTANT WORK TO DO.
>> BE THAT AS IT MAY, WE HAVE
MORE IMPORTANT WORK TO DO.
>> [CHANTING] FLUIDS SWITCHING
MORE IMPORTANT WORK TO DO.
>> [CHANTING] FLUIDS SWITCHING
BODIES IS THE
>> [CHANTING] FLUIDS SWITCHING
BODIES IS THE
NAUGHTIEST OF NAUGHTIES.
BODIES IS THE
NAUGHTIEST OF NAUGHTIES.
COMMUNING WITH CAFFEINE
NAUGHTIEST OF NAUGHTIES.
COMMUNING WITH CAFFEINE
STIMULATES AND THAT'S OBSCENE!
COMMUNING WITH CAFFEINE
STIMULATES AND THAT'S OBSCENE!
GOD DEMANDS COMPLIANCE!
STIMULATES AND THAT'S OBSCENE!
GOD DEMANDS COMPLIANCE!
STOP USING SCIENCE!
GOD DEMANDS COMPLIANCE!
STOP USING SCIENCE!
[BOOING]
STOP USING SCIENCE!
[BOOING]
>> THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY,
[BOOING]
>> THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY,
SOLDIERS.
>> THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY,
SOLDIERS.
WE'LL RESUME TOMORROW.
SOLDIERS.
WE'LL RESUME TOMORROW.
GOOD WORK, OREL.
WE'LL RESUME TOMORROW.
GOOD WORK, OREL.
CARE TO JOIN ME IN AN EGG SALAD
GOOD WORK, OREL.
CARE TO JOIN ME IN AN EGG SALAD
OMELET, HMM?
CARE TO JOIN ME IN AN EGG SALAD
OMELET, HMM?
>> NO, THANKS, MISS CENSORDOLL.
OMELET, HMM?
>> NO, THANKS, MISS CENSORDOLL.
I HAVE AN ERRAND TO RUN.
>> NO, THANKS, MISS CENSORDOLL.
I HAVE AN ERRAND TO RUN.
>> SUIT YOURSELF.
I HAVE AN ERRAND TO RUN.
>> SUIT YOURSELF.
>> BLAH, BLAH.
>> SUIT YOURSELF.
>> BLAH, BLAH.
>> WHATCHA DOIN', FARMER
>> BLAH, BLAH.
>> WHATCHA DOIN', FARMER
PHONYCROPS?
>> WHATCHA DOIN', FARMER
PHONYCROPS?
>> OH, JUS' GETTIN' A HEAD
PHONYCROPS?
>> OH, JUS' GETTIN' A HEAD
START ON LABELING THESE
>> OH, JUS' GETTIN' A HEAD
START ON LABELING THESE
PLUMS, OREL.
START ON LABELING THESE
PLUMS, OREL.
>> NEAT!
PLUMS, OREL.
>> NEAT!
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS
>> NEAT!
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS
PART OF A FARMER'S JOB.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS
PART OF A FARMER'S JOB.
>> SON, BRAND-NAMING IS MORE
PART OF A FARMER'S JOB.
>> SON, BRAND-NAMING IS MORE
IMPORTANT THAN WATERING.
>> SON, BRAND-NAMING IS MORE
IMPORTANT THAN WATERING.
AND THE CHEMICALS IN THIS
IMPORTANT THAN WATERING.
AND THE CHEMICALS IN THIS
STICKER GLUE IS GOD'S
AND THE CHEMICALS IN THIS
STICKER GLUE IS GOD'S
ANSWER TO PESTICIDE.
STICKER GLUE IS GOD'S
ANSWER TO PESTICIDE.
BLAH.
ANSWER TO PESTICIDE.
BLAH.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
BLAH.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
>> I WOULD LIKE A DOZEN OF YOUR
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
>> I WOULD LIKE A DOZEN OF YOUR
FRESHEST EGGS FOR MISS
>> I WOULD LIKE A DOZEN OF YOUR
FRESHEST EGGS FOR MISS
CENSORDOLL'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT,
FRESHEST EGGS FOR MISS
CENSORDOLL'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT,
PLEASE.
CENSORDOLL'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT,
PLEASE.
>> BAD TIME, SON.
PLEASE.
>> BAD TIME, SON.
ALL MY HENS RECENTLY BECAME
>> BAD TIME, SON.
ALL MY HENS RECENTLY BECAME
EXPECTANT MAMAS.
ALL MY HENS RECENTLY BECAME
EXPECTANT MAMAS.
>> HOW?
EXPECTANT MAMAS.
>> HOW?
>> WELL, MY ROOSTER WENT AND
>> HOW?
>> WELL, MY ROOSTER WENT AND
FERTILIZED ALL THE EGGS BEFORE
>> WELL, MY ROOSTER WENT AND
FERTILIZED ALL THE EGGS BEFORE
I COULD PUT SALTPETER
FERTILIZED ALL THE EGGS BEFORE
I COULD PUT SALTPETER
IN HIS CHICKEN FEED.
I COULD PUT SALTPETER
IN HIS CHICKEN FEED.
>> SO...THEY'RE NOT GOOD TO EAT?
IN HIS CHICKEN FEED.
>> SO...THEY'RE NOT GOOD TO EAT?
>> NOT UNLESS YOU WANT A
>> SO...THEY'RE NOT GOOD TO EAT?
>> NOT UNLESS YOU WANT A
MOUTHFUL OF SOFT,
>> NOT UNLESS YOU WANT A
MOUTHFUL OF SOFT,
UNBORN, BABY CHICK.
MOUTHFUL OF SOFT,
UNBORN, BABY CHICK.
>> NO.
UNBORN, BABY CHICK.
>> NO.
>> AH, I SUPPOSE THAT'S WHAT WE
>> NO.
>> AH, I SUPPOSE THAT'S WHAT WE
GIT FOR EATIN' SOMETHIN' THAT
>> AH, I SUPPOSE THAT'S WHAT WE
GIT FOR EATIN' SOMETHIN' THAT
COMES FROM WHERE THE SUN DON'T
GIT FOR EATIN' SOMETHIN' THAT
COMES FROM WHERE THE SUN DON'T
SHINE.
COMES FROM WHERE THE SUN DON'T
SHINE.
>> BUT ON A BEAUTIFUL DAY LIKE
SHINE.
>> BUT ON A BEAUTIFUL DAY LIKE
THIS, THE SUN SHINES EVERYWHERE!
>> BUT ON A BEAUTIFUL DAY LIKE
THIS, THE SUN SHINES EVERYWHERE!
>> HUH. NOT IN THE SECRET
THIS, THE SUN SHINES EVERYWHERE!
>> HUH. NOT IN THE SECRET
LADY-PART OF A CHICKEN.
>> HUH. NOT IN THE SECRET
LADY-PART OF A CHICKEN.
AND DON'T THINK THEY DON'T
LADY-PART OF A CHICKEN.
AND DON'T THINK THEY DON'T
KNOW IT, NEITHER.
AND DON'T THINK THEY DON'T
KNOW IT, NEITHER.
FLAUNTIN' IT ATCHA, TEASING...
KNOW IT, NEITHER.
FLAUNTIN' IT ATCHA, TEASING...
[SPITS] HUH.
FLAUNTIN' IT ATCHA, TEASING...
[SPITS] HUH.
NAW...
[SPITS] HUH.
NAW...
IT AIN'T NATURAL GETTIN' YER
NAW...
IT AIN'T NATURAL GETTIN' YER
MOUTH ALL INTIMATE AND EXCITED
IT AIN'T NATURAL GETTIN' YER
MOUTH ALL INTIMATE AND EXCITED
ABOUT THAT PART OF AN
MOUTH ALL INTIMATE AND EXCITED
ABOUT THAT PART OF AN
ANIMAL'S BODY.
ABOUT THAT PART OF AN
ANIMAL'S BODY.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
ANIMAL'S BODY.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> FOLLOW ME.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> FOLLOW ME.
HERE THEY ARE. AHEM.
>> FOLLOW ME.
HERE THEY ARE. AHEM.
THAT'S DELILAH, JEZEBELLE,
HERE THEY ARE. AHEM.
THAT'S DELILAH, JEZEBELLE,
WHOREEN, SLUTZI,
THAT'S DELILAH, JEZEBELLE,
WHOREEN, SLUTZI,
HARLOTTA, AND PROSTITUSHEE.
WHOREEN, SLUTZI,
HARLOTTA, AND PROSTITUSHEE.
>> GEE, WHY ARE THEY SO HIGH
HARLOTTA, AND PROSTITUSHEE.
>> GEE, WHY ARE THEY SO HIGH
UP, FARMER--
>> GEE, WHY ARE THEY SO HIGH
UP, FARMER--
>> HUSH, BOY.
UP, FARMER--
>> HUSH, BOY.
WHOREEN LOOKS LIKE SHE'S ABOUT
>> HUSH, BOY.
WHOREEN LOOKS LIKE SHE'S ABOUT
TO PUT ON A SHOW.
WHOREEN LOOKS LIKE SHE'S ABOUT
TO PUT ON A SHOW.
UHH. COME ON, YOU LITTLE DIRTY.
TO PUT ON A SHOW.
UHH. COME ON, YOU LITTLE DIRTY.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
UHH. COME ON, YOU LITTLE DIRTY.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD, GIRL.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD, GIRL.
OOH, EASE IT OUT, NOW.
YOU DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD, GIRL.
OOH, EASE IT OUT, NOW.
EASY, SLOW, SLOW,
OOH, EASE IT OUT, NOW.
EASY, SLOW, SLOW,
YOU FILTHY LITTLE...
EASY, SLOW, SLOW,
YOU FILTHY LITTLE...
I'M GOING CALL THE POLICE ON
YOU FILTHY LITTLE...
I'M GOING CALL THE POLICE ON
YOU AND YOUR PERT,
I'M GOING CALL THE POLICE ON
YOU AND YOUR PERT,
THROBBING, LITTLE, INDECENT--
YOU AND YOUR PERT,
THROBBING, LITTLE, INDECENT--
OH, YOU DON'T EVEN GO TO CHURCH,
THROBBING, LITTLE, INDECENT--
OH, YOU DON'T EVEN GO TO CHURCH,
DO YA...UHH.
OH, YOU DON'T EVEN GO TO CHURCH,
DO YA...UHH.
>> [CHANTING] OUTLAW ALL THE
DO YA...UHH.
>> [CHANTING] OUTLAW ALL THE
EGGS THAT COME
>> [CHANTING] OUTLAW ALL THE
EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
OUTLAW ALL THE...
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
OUTLAW ALL THE...
>> OREL.
OUTLAW ALL THE...
>> OREL.
WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE
>> OREL.
WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE
PHOSPHATE?
WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE
PHOSPHATE?
>> NO USE, FIGURELLI.
PHOSPHATE?
>> NO USE, FIGURELLI.
YOUR BRIBES WON'T WORK HERE.
>> NO USE, FIGURELLI.
YOUR BRIBES WON'T WORK HERE.
>> BRIBES WON'T WORK?
YOUR BRIBES WON'T WORK HERE.
>> BRIBES WON'T WORK?
YOU'RE INHUMAN!
>> BRIBES WON'T WORK?
YOU'RE INHUMAN!
>> AND YOU'RE SELLING
YOU'RE INHUMAN!
>> AND YOU'RE SELLING
IMMORAL GOODS.
>> AND YOU'RE SELLING
IMMORAL GOODS.
>> AW, COME ON, SON.
IMMORAL GOODS.
>> AW, COME ON, SON.
HOW COULD GOODS BE BAD?
>> AW, COME ON, SON.
HOW COULD GOODS BE BAD?
[LAUGHS] YOU GET IT?
HOW COULD GOODS BE BAD?
[LAUGHS] YOU GET IT?
C'MON, OREL!
[LAUGHS] YOU GET IT?
C'MON, OREL!
NOT THE EGGS!
C'MON, OREL!
NOT THE EGGS!
I CAN'T DEAL WITH
NOT THE EGGS!
I CAN'T DEAL WITH
CENSORDOLL'S WRATH.
I CAN'T DEAL WITH
CENSORDOLL'S WRATH.
MEET ME HALFWAY HERE. PLEASE.
CENSORDOLL'S WRATH.
MEET ME HALFWAY HERE. PLEASE.
>> HALFWAY TO HELL IS CLOSER
MEET ME HALFWAY HERE. PLEASE.
>> HALFWAY TO HELL IS CLOSER
THAN I WANT TO GET!
>> HALFWAY TO HELL IS CLOSER
THAN I WANT TO GET!
>> [CHANTING] OUTLAW ALL THE
THAN I WANT TO GET!
>> [CHANTING] OUTLAW ALL THE
EGGS THAT COME
>> [CHANTING] OUTLAW ALL THE
EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
>> OH...
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
>> OH...
>> OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME
>> OH...
>> OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
>> OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
>> OH...
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
>> OH...
>> AND WHAT IS ALL THIS
>> OH...
>> AND WHAT IS ALL THIS
HORSEPLAY, FIGURELLI?
>> AND WHAT IS ALL THIS
HORSEPLAY, FIGURELLI?
>> THAT LITTLE BRAT!
HORSEPLAY, FIGURELLI?
>> THAT LITTLE BRAT!
HE'S PROTESTING EGGS!
>> THAT LITTLE BRAT!
HE'S PROTESTING EGGS!
>> OH, HE IS, IS HE?
HE'S PROTESTING EGGS!
>> OH, HE IS, IS HE?
>> [GASP]
>> OH, HE IS, IS HE?
>> [GASP]
>> OREL!
>> [GASP]
>> OREL!
>> HI, MISS CENSORDOLL!
>> OREL!
>> HI, MISS CENSORDOLL!
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?!
>> HI, MISS CENSORDOLL!
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?!
>> I THOUGHT I'VE TAUGHT YOU TO
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?!
>> I THOUGHT I'VE TAUGHT YOU TO
CLOSE YOUR MIND, NOT LOSE IT.
>> I THOUGHT I'VE TAUGHT YOU TO
CLOSE YOUR MIND, NOT LOSE IT.
>> BUT EGGS ARE EVIL!
CLOSE YOUR MIND, NOT LOSE IT.
>> BUT EGGS ARE EVIL!
>> AND WHO DEEMED THAT?
>> BUT EGGS ARE EVIL!
>> AND WHO DEEMED THAT?
>> THEY COME FROM NAUGHTY
>> AND WHO DEEMED THAT?
>> THEY COME FROM NAUGHTY
LADY PLACES.
>> THEY COME FROM NAUGHTY
LADY PLACES.
>> UM, YES, WELL,
LADY PLACES.
>> UM, YES, WELL,
THIS TIME IT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> UM, YES, WELL,
THIS TIME IT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> WHY?
THIS TIME IT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> WHY?
>> OH, BECAUSE THEY'RE
>> WHY?
>> OH, BECAUSE THEY'RE
DELICIOUS, AND NUTRITIOUS,
>> OH, BECAUSE THEY'RE
DELICIOUS, AND NUTRITIOUS,
AND THEY COME IN A HANDY SHELL!
DELICIOUS, AND NUTRITIOUS,
AND THEY COME IN A HANDY SHELL!
>> REALLY, MISS CENSORDOLL.
AND THEY COME IN A HANDY SHELL!
>> REALLY, MISS CENSORDOLL.
WE SHOULDN'T TOLERATE EVIL JUST
>> REALLY, MISS CENSORDOLL.
WE SHOULDN'T TOLERATE EVIL JUST
BECAUSE IT'S A CONVENIENCE.
WE SHOULDN'T TOLERATE EVIL JUST
BECAUSE IT'S A CONVENIENCE.
>> OH. OOH.
BECAUSE IT'S A CONVENIENCE.
>> OH. OOH.
OH. OH.
>> OH. OOH.
OH. OH.
OH.
OH. OH.
OH.
OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS
OH.
OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS
THAT COME FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS
THAT COME FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
>> [CHANTING] OUTLAW ALL THE
THAT COME FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
>> [CHANTING] OUTLAW ALL THE
EGGS THAT COME
>> [CHANTING] OUTLAW ALL THE
EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME...
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME...
>> AAH!
OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME...
>> AAH!
>> OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME
>> AAH!
>> OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
>> OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
OUTLAW ALL THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
OUTLAW THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
OUTLAW THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
OUTLAW THE EGGS THAT COME
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
>> [SOBBING] OUTLAW
FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS.
>> [SOBBING] OUTLAW
ALL THE EGGS...
>> [SOBBING] OUTLAW
ALL THE EGGS...
[CROWD CHEERING]
ALL THE EGGS...
[CROWD CHEERING]
>> ...THE EGGS.
[CROWD CHEERING]
>> ...THE EGGS.
[WHIMPERING]
>> ...THE EGGS.
[WHIMPERING]
>> BOY, IT SURE FEELS GOOD TO
[WHIMPERING]
>> BOY, IT SURE FEELS GOOD TO
BE RIGHT, HUH, MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> BOY, IT SURE FEELS GOOD TO
BE RIGHT, HUH, MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> GOOD.
BE RIGHT, HUH, MISS CENSORDOLL?
>> GOOD.
RIGHT.
>> GOOD.
RIGHT.
>> HOW 'BOUT SOME EGGS?
RIGHT.
>> HOW 'BOUT SOME EGGS?
>> ARE THOSE EGGS RIGHTEOUS,
>> HOW 'BOUT SOME EGGS?
>> ARE THOSE EGGS RIGHTEOUS,
MR. FIGURELLI?
>> ARE THOSE EGGS RIGHTEOUS,
MR. FIGURELLI?
>> OH, SURE!
MR. FIGURELLI?
>> OH, SURE!
THERE'S ALWAYS A LOOPHOLE! SEE?
>> OH, SURE!
THERE'S ALWAYS A LOOPHOLE! SEE?
HOW 'BOUT 'EM, FRAN?
THERE'S ALWAYS A LOOPHOLE! SEE?
HOW 'BOUT 'EM, FRAN?
THEY'RE SIN-FREE.
HOW 'BOUT 'EM, FRAN?
THEY'RE SIN-FREE.
>> SIN-FREE.
THEY'RE SIN-FREE.
>> SIN-FREE.
THAT'S FOR ME.
>> SIN-FREE.
THAT'S FOR ME.
>> [MURMURING]
THAT'S FOR ME.
>> [MURMURING]
I HAVE TO GO.
>> [MURMURING]
I HAVE TO GO.
>> SEE YA, FRANNY!
I HAVE TO GO.
>> SEE YA, FRANNY!
[GULPING]
>> SEE YA, FRANNY!
[GULPING]
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
[GULPING]
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
>> THIS WAY, MA'AM.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
>> THIS WAY, MA'AM.
>> [GULPS]
>> THIS WAY, MA'AM.
>> [GULPS]
[CHICKEN CLUCKING]
>> OH, THERE.
>> HOW DO YOU LIKE 'EM?
>> AU NATUREL.
>> HOW DO YOU LIKE 'EM?
>> AU NATUREL.
[INHALES]
>> AU NATUREL.
[INHALES]
OHH...MMM...
[INHALES]
OHH...MMM...
[INHALES]
OHH...MMM...
[INHALES]
MM-HMM-HMM-HMM.
[INHALES]
MM-HMM-HMM-HMM.
MM, MM.
MM-HMM-HMM-HMM.
MM, MM.
OH...OH...
MM, MM.
OH...OH...
OH...PRECIOUS EGG.
OH...OH...
OH...PRECIOUS EGG.
[INHALES]
OH...PRECIOUS EGG.
[INHALES]
OHH...MMM...
[INHALES]
OHH...MMM...
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY]
OHH...MMM...
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY]
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY]
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
[TIRES SCREECH]
>> HELLO. GOODBYE.
[TIRES SCREECH]