Moral Orel (2005–2009): Season 2, Episode 11 - Praying - full transcript
The pressure in on when Orel needs to win this years Praying Bee.
[ FANFARE ]
>> Orel: HI, GOD.
HI, GOD.
HI, GOD.
HI, GOD.
HI, GOD.
HI, GOD.
HI, GOD.
WATCH ME, GOD. WATCH.
HI, GOD.
WATCH ME, GOD. WATCH.
WHEEEEEEEEE!
WATCH ME, GOD. WATCH.
WHEEEEEEEEE!
UGH!
WHEEEEEEEEE!
UGH!
DID YOU SEE? DID YOU SEE?
UGH!
DID YOU SEE? DID YOU SEE?
OW.
DID YOU SEE? DID YOU SEE?
OW.
MAYBE YOU DIDN'T.
OW.
MAYBE YOU DIDN'T.
[ BELL RINGS ]
MAYBE YOU DIDN'T.
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> Fakey: WELL, NURSE BENDY.
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> Fakey: WELL, NURSE BENDY.
I HAVE A SPECIAL LITTLE STUDENT
>> Fakey: WELL, NURSE BENDY.
I HAVE A SPECIAL LITTLE STUDENT
HERE I'D LIKE YOU TO CHECK FOR
I HAVE A SPECIAL LITTLE STUDENT
HERE I'D LIKE YOU TO CHECK FOR
LICE.
HERE I'D LIKE YOU TO CHECK FOR
LICE.
HA HA --
LICE.
HA HA --
HAAAAAAAA, OREL!
HA HA --
HAAAAAAAA, OREL!
THERE YOU ARE!
HAAAAAAAA, OREL!
THERE YOU ARE!
>> Orel: HI, PRINCIPAL FAKEY.
THERE YOU ARE!
>> Orel: HI, PRINCIPAL FAKEY.
>> Fakey: I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR
>> Orel: HI, PRINCIPAL FAKEY.
>> Fakey: I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR
YOU.
>> Fakey: I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR
YOU.
>> Orel: YOU HAVE?
YOU.
>> Orel: YOU HAVE?
>> Fakey: DIORAMA ELEMENTARY HAS
>> Orel: YOU HAVE?
>> Fakey: DIORAMA ELEMENTARY HAS
MADE IT INTO THE FINALS OF THIS
>> Fakey: DIORAMA ELEMENTARY HAS
MADE IT INTO THE FINALS OF THIS
YEAR'S STATE PRAYING BEE
MADE IT INTO THE FINALS OF THIS
YEAR'S STATE PRAYING BEE
CHAMPIONSHIP.
YEAR'S STATE PRAYING BEE
CHAMPIONSHIP.
>> Orel: PRAISE G--
CHAMPIONSHIP.
>> Orel: PRAISE G--
>> Fakey: SAVE IT!
>> Orel: PRAISE G--
>> Fakey: SAVE IT!
>> Orel: RIGHT.
>> Fakey: SAVE IT!
>> Orel: RIGHT.
WHO ELSE IS IN THE FINALS?
>> Orel: RIGHT.
WHO ELSE IS IN THE FINALS?
>> Fakey: THAT'S THE SCARY PART.
WHO ELSE IS IN THE FINALS?
>> Fakey: THAT'S THE SCARY PART.
WE'RE UP AGAINST LAST YEAR'S
>> Fakey: THAT'S THE SCARY PART.
WE'RE UP AGAINST LAST YEAR'S
CHAMPS, REGINALD T. BEGGING
WE'RE UP AGAINST LAST YEAR'S
CHAMPS, REGINALD T. BEGGING
ELEMENTARY.
CHAMPS, REGINALD T. BEGGING
ELEMENTARY.
>> Orel: THE BEGGING MANTISES.
ELEMENTARY.
>> Orel: THE BEGGING MANTISES.
>> Fakey: YOU ARE OUR RINGER,
>> Orel: THE BEGGING MANTISES.
>> Fakey: YOU ARE OUR RINGER,
OREL.
>> Fakey: YOU ARE OUR RINGER,
OREL.
REMEMBER THAT.
OREL.
REMEMBER THAT.
NOT TO PUT TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON
REMEMBER THAT.
NOT TO PUT TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON
YOU, BUT ALL THE PRESSURE IS
NOT TO PUT TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON
YOU, BUT ALL THE PRESSURE IS
COMPLETELY ON YOUR HEAD.
YOU, BUT ALL THE PRESSURE IS
COMPLETELY ON YOUR HEAD.
>> Orel: YIKES.
COMPLETELY ON YOUR HEAD.
>> Orel: YIKES.
>> Fakey: GOOD HEAVENS!
>> Orel: YIKES.
>> Fakey: GOOD HEAVENS!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR
>> Fakey: GOOD HEAVENS!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR
MILLION-DOLLAR PRAYING KNEE?
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR
MILLION-DOLLAR PRAYING KNEE?
>> Orel: OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE
MILLION-DOLLAR PRAYING KNEE?
>> Orel: OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE
CUT.
>> Orel: OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE
CUT.
>> Fakey: NOW, AS YOU KNOW,
CUT.
>> Fakey: NOW, AS YOU KNOW,
THERE'S GOING TO BE FOUR
>> Fakey: NOW, AS YOU KNOW,
THERE'S GOING TO BE FOUR
CATEGORIES THIS YEAR, OREL --
THERE'S GOING TO BE FOUR
CATEGORIES THIS YEAR, OREL --
ASKING FOR THINGS, PRAISING,
CATEGORIES THIS YEAR, OREL --
ASKING FOR THINGS, PRAISING,
GENERAL APPRECIATION, AND, OF
ASKING FOR THINGS, PRAISING,
GENERAL APPRECIATION, AND, OF
COURSE, REQUESTING FORGIVENESS.
GENERAL APPRECIATION, AND, OF
COURSE, REQUESTING FORGIVENESS.
>> Orel: GEE, SHOULDN'T
COURSE, REQUESTING FORGIVENESS.
>> Orel: GEE, SHOULDN'T
"REQUESTING FORGIVENESS" BE
>> Orel: GEE, SHOULDN'T
"REQUESTING FORGIVENESS" BE
INCLUDED IN "ASKING FOR THINGS"?
"REQUESTING FORGIVENESS" BE
INCLUDED IN "ASKING FOR THINGS"?
AND COME TO THINK OF IT,
INCLUDED IN "ASKING FOR THINGS"?
AND COME TO THINK OF IT,
PRAISING AND GENERAL APPREC--
AND COME TO THINK OF IT,
PRAISING AND GENERAL APPREC--
>> Fakey: OREL, I THINK YOU KNOW
PRAISING AND GENERAL APPREC--
>> Fakey: OREL, I THINK YOU KNOW
WHO MAKES THE RULES FOR SUCH A
>> Fakey: OREL, I THINK YOU KNOW
WHO MAKES THE RULES FOR SUCH A
THING AS PRAYING.
WHO MAKES THE RULES FOR SUCH A
THING AS PRAYING.
>> Orel: OHH, OF COURSE.
THING AS PRAYING.
>> Orel: OHH, OF COURSE.
>> Fakey: THAT'S RIGHT -- A
>> Orel: OHH, OF COURSE.
>> Fakey: THAT'S RIGHT -- A
BUNCH OF RANDOM GUYS.
>> Fakey: THAT'S RIGHT -- A
BUNCH OF RANDOM GUYS.
AND THIS IS WHAT THEY'VE
BUNCH OF RANDOM GUYS.
AND THIS IS WHAT THEY'VE
DECIDED, SO WE'RE STUCK WITH IT.
AND THIS IS WHAT THEY'VE
DECIDED, SO WE'RE STUCK WITH IT.
>> Orel: RIGHT.
DECIDED, SO WE'RE STUCK WITH IT.
>> Orel: RIGHT.
HAVE TWO WEEKS.
>> Orel: RIGHT.
HAVE TWO WEEKS.
THE WHOLE OF MORALTON IS
HAVE TWO WEEKS.
THE WHOLE OF MORALTON IS
DEPENDING ON YOU.
THE WHOLE OF MORALTON IS
DEPENDING ON YOU.
>> Orel: WHEW.
>> Doughy: GEE, OREL, WE NEVER
GET TO HANG OUT ANYMORE.
>> Orel: I KNOW, DOUGHY.
GET TO HANG OUT ANYMORE.
>> Orel: I KNOW, DOUGHY.
IT'S ALL THIS PRAYING BEE
>> Orel: I KNOW, DOUGHY.
IT'S ALL THIS PRAYING BEE
PRACTICE.
IT'S ALL THIS PRAYING BEE
PRACTICE.
IT'S REALLY TAKEN OVER MY LIFE.
PRACTICE.
IT'S REALLY TAKEN OVER MY LIFE.
>> Doughy: DO YOU WANT TO SAY
IT'S REALLY TAKEN OVER MY LIFE.
>> Doughy: DO YOU WANT TO SAY
GRACE TODAY?
>> Doughy: DO YOU WANT TO SAY
GRACE TODAY?
>> Orel: SURE THING!
GRACE TODAY?
>> Orel: SURE THING!
OUR FATHER --
>> Orel: SURE THING!
OUR FATHER --
[ CREAKING ]
OUR FATHER --
[ CREAKING ]
OWWWW!
[ CREAKING ]
OWWWW!
>> Doughy: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
OWWWW!
>> Doughy: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> Orel: MY JOINTS, THEY'RE ALL
>> Doughy: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> Orel: MY JOINTS, THEY'RE ALL
ACHY.
>> Orel: MY JOINTS, THEY'RE ALL
ACHY.
>> Doughy: UH-OH.
ACHY.
>> Doughy: UH-OH.
>> Orel: GREAT.
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY?
>> Reverend: THERE HE IS!
OUR HERO! PALMS PUPPINGTON!
>> Reverend: THERE HE IS!
OUR HERO! PALMS PUPPINGTON!
WHY AREN'T YOU PRACTICING FOR
OUR HERO! PALMS PUPPINGTON!
WHY AREN'T YOU PRACTICING FOR
THE PRAYING BEE?
WHY AREN'T YOU PRACTICING FOR
THE PRAYING BEE?
>> Orel: THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO
THE PRAYING BEE?
>> Orel: THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO
TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
>> Orel: THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO
TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
ALL THIS PRAYING --
TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
ALL THIS PRAYING --
>> Reverend: OH, MY GOD!
ALL THIS PRAYING --
>> Reverend: OH, MY GOD!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR
>> Reverend: OH, MY GOD!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR
MILLION-DOLLAR PRAYING HANDS?!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR
MILLION-DOLLAR PRAYING HANDS?!
>> Orel: TOO MUCH PRAYER.
MILLION-DOLLAR PRAYING HANDS?!
>> Orel: TOO MUCH PRAYER.
>> Reverend: OH, GREAT.
>> Orel: TOO MUCH PRAYER.
>> Reverend: OH, GREAT.
I GOT A LOT OF LOOT RIDING ON
>> Reverend: OH, GREAT.
I GOT A LOT OF LOOT RIDING ON
THIS, BUSTER.
I GOT A LOT OF LOOT RIDING ON
THIS, BUSTER.
>> Orel: I'VE JUST BEEN HAVING
THIS, BUSTER.
>> Orel: I'VE JUST BEEN HAVING
A HARD TIME LATELY.
>> Orel: I'VE JUST BEEN HAVING
A HARD TIME LATELY.
ALL THE FUN HAS GONE OUT OF
A HARD TIME LATELY.
ALL THE FUN HAS GONE OUT OF
PRAYING FOR ME.
ALL THE FUN HAS GONE OUT OF
PRAYING FOR ME.
>> Reverend: FUN?
PRAYING FOR ME.
>> Reverend: FUN?
OREL, PRAYING ISN'T SUPPOSED TO
>> Reverend: FUN?
OREL, PRAYING ISN'T SUPPOSED TO
BE FUN.
OREL, PRAYING ISN'T SUPPOSED TO
BE FUN.
IT'S A DESPERATE MEASURE.
BE FUN.
IT'S A DESPERATE MEASURE.
IT'S WHAT WE GO TO WHEN ALL ELSE
IT'S A DESPERATE MEASURE.
IT'S WHAT WE GO TO WHEN ALL ELSE
FAILS.
IT'S WHAT WE GO TO WHEN ALL ELSE
FAILS.
SO, PLEASE, DO NOT FAIL.
FAILS.
SO, PLEASE, DO NOT FAIL.
I DON'T NEED TO BE PRAYING ON MY
SO, PLEASE, DO NOT FAIL.
I DON'T NEED TO BE PRAYING ON MY
SPARE TIME HERE.
I DON'T NEED TO BE PRAYING ON MY
SPARE TIME HERE.
I DO IT 9:00 TO 5:00 AS IT IS.
SPARE TIME HERE.
I DO IT 9:00 TO 5:00 AS IT IS.
>> Orel: I'LL TRY, REVEREND.
I DO IT 9:00 TO 5:00 AS IT IS.
>> Orel: I'LL TRY, REVEREND.
>> Reverend: "TRY."
>> Orel: I'LL TRY, REVEREND.
>> Reverend: "TRY."
DON'T TRY -- PRAY.
>> Reverend: "TRY."
DON'T TRY -- PRAY.
>> Orel: PRAY TO PRAY?
DON'T TRY -- PRAY.
>> Orel: PRAY TO PRAY?
UH, OKAY.
>> Reverend: PRINCIPAL FAKEY?
REVEREND PUTTY HERE.
ABOUT THIS "SURE THING" OF
REVEREND PUTTY HERE.
ABOUT THIS "SURE THING" OF
YOURS...
ABOUT THIS "SURE THING" OF
YOURS...
>> Orel: [ GROANS ]
YOURS...
>> Orel: [ GROANS ]
PLEASE, GOD...
>> Orel: [ GROANS ]
PLEASE, GOD...
I CAN'T LET EVERYONE DOWN.
PLEASE, GOD...
I CAN'T LET EVERYONE DOWN.
[ WIND BLOWS ]
I CAN'T LET EVERYONE DOWN.
[ WIND BLOWS ]
I HAVE TO WIN THE COMPE--
[ WIND BLOWS ]
I HAVE TO WIN THE COMPE--
UGH.
I HAVE TO WIN THE COMPE--
UGH.
...TITION.
UGH.
...TITION.
IT'S JUST THAT I FEEL ALL
...TITION.
IT'S JUST THAT I FEEL ALL
PRAYED OUT.
IT'S JUST THAT I FEEL ALL
PRAYED OUT.
PLEASE SHOW ME THE WAY.
PRAYED OUT.
PLEASE SHOW ME THE WAY.
AGH.
PLEASE SHOW ME THE WAY.
AGH.
SHOW ME THE WAY TO PRAY THE BEST
AGH.
SHOW ME THE WAY TO PRAY THE BEST
OUT OF EVERYONE.
SHOW ME THE WAY TO PRAY THE BEST
OUT OF EVERYONE.
AME--
OUT OF EVERYONE.
AME--
OF COURSE!
AME--
OF COURSE!
THANK YOU, GOD.
OF COURSE!
THANK YOU, GOD.
STEPHANIE!
THANK YOU, GOD.
STEPHANIE!
>> Stephanie: OREL. WHAT'S UP?
STEPHANIE!
>> Stephanie: OREL. WHAT'S UP?
>> Orel: GOD SENT ME HERE.
>> Stephanie: OREL. WHAT'S UP?
>> Orel: GOD SENT ME HERE.
YOU HAVE THE ANSWER.
>> Orel: GOD SENT ME HERE.
YOU HAVE THE ANSWER.
YOU'RE GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO
YOU HAVE THE ANSWER.
YOU'RE GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO
PRAY THE RIGHT WAY.
YOU'RE GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO
PRAY THE RIGHT WAY.
>> Stephanie: I...THINK GOD WAS
PRAY THE RIGHT WAY.
>> Stephanie: I...THINK GOD WAS
JOKING.
>> Stephanie: I...THINK GOD WAS
JOKING.
>> Orel: NO, STEPHANIE.
JOKING.
>> Orel: NO, STEPHANIE.
AS FUNNY AS GOD PROBABLY IS, HE
>> Orel: NO, STEPHANIE.
AS FUNNY AS GOD PROBABLY IS, HE
WOULDN'T KID ABOUT SOMETHING SO
AS FUNNY AS GOD PROBABLY IS, HE
WOULDN'T KID ABOUT SOMETHING SO
IMPORTANT.
WOULDN'T KID ABOUT SOMETHING SO
IMPORTANT.
>> Stephanie: HEY, KID, YOU LOOK
IMPORTANT.
>> Stephanie: HEY, KID, YOU LOOK
LIKE CRAP.
>> Stephanie: HEY, KID, YOU LOOK
LIKE CRAP.
>> Orel: I'M UNDER A LOT OF
LIKE CRAP.
>> Orel: I'M UNDER A LOT OF
PRESSURE LATELY.
>> Orel: I'M UNDER A LOT OF
PRESSURE LATELY.
>> Stephanie: WELL, I'LL TELL
PRESSURE LATELY.
>> Stephanie: WELL, I'LL TELL
YOU, SHORTY, YOU NEED TO LOOSEN
>> Stephanie: WELL, I'LL TELL
YOU, SHORTY, YOU NEED TO LOOSEN
UP A LITTLE.
YOU, SHORTY, YOU NEED TO LOOSEN
UP A LITTLE.
HERE -- I ALWAYS PLAY THIS WHEN
UP A LITTLE.
HERE -- I ALWAYS PLAY THIS WHEN
I WANT TO RELAX.
HERE -- I ALWAYS PLAY THIS WHEN
I WANT TO RELAX.
AND LIGHT SOME OF THIS INCENSE.
I WANT TO RELAX.
AND LIGHT SOME OF THIS INCENSE.
YOU'LL FEEL LESS STRESSED IN NO
AND LIGHT SOME OF THIS INCENSE.
YOU'LL FEEL LESS STRESSED IN NO
TIME.
YOU'LL FEEL LESS STRESSED IN NO
TIME.
>> Orel: OKAY.
TIME.
>> Orel: OKAY.
BUT I REALLY NEED TO GET BACK TO
>> Orel: OKAY.
BUT I REALLY NEED TO GET BACK TO
PRAYING.
BUT I REALLY NEED TO GET BACK TO
PRAYING.
>> Stephanie: WELL, THIS IS LIKE
PRAYING.
>> Stephanie: WELL, THIS IS LIKE
PRAYING, OREL.
>> Stephanie: WELL, THIS IS LIKE
PRAYING, OREL.
>> Orel: IT IS?
PRAYING, OREL.
>> Orel: IT IS?
>> Stephanie: YEAH, IT'S JUST A
>> Orel: IT IS?
>> Stephanie: YEAH, IT'S JUST A
DIFFERENT WAY TO COMMUNICATE.
>> Stephanie: YEAH, IT'S JUST A
DIFFERENT WAY TO COMMUNICATE.
IT'S CALLED MEDITATION.
DIFFERENT WAY TO COMMUNICATE.
IT'S CALLED MEDITATION.
>> Orel: MEDITATION, HUH?
IT'S CALLED MEDITATION.
>> Orel: MEDITATION, HUH?
>> Stephanie: YEAH.
>> Orel: MEDITATION, HUH?
>> Stephanie: YEAH.
>> Orel: NEAT!
>> Stephanie: YEAH.
>> Orel: NEAT!
I KNEW GOD SENT ME HERE FOR A
>> Orel: NEAT!
I KNEW GOD SENT ME HERE FOR A
REASON!
I KNEW GOD SENT ME HERE FOR A
REASON!
>> Stephanie: NO, OREL, IT
REASON!
>> Stephanie: NO, OREL, IT
WASN'T --
>> Stephanie: NO, OREL, IT
WASN'T --
>> Orel: THANKS, STEPHANIE.
WASN'T --
>> Orel: THANKS, STEPHANIE.
YOU'RE THE BEST.
>> Orel: THANKS, STEPHANIE.
YOU'RE THE BEST.
[ BELLS JINGLE ]
YOU'RE THE BEST.
[ BELLS JINGLE ]
>> Clay: STINKIN' DEAD-END JOB.
[ BELLS JINGLE ]
>> Clay: STINKIN' DEAD-END JOB.
>> Bloberta: AND HOW WAS YOUR
>> Clay: STINKIN' DEAD-END JOB.
>> Bloberta: AND HOW WAS YOUR
DAY, DEAR?
>> Bloberta: AND HOW WAS YOUR
DAY, DEAR?
>> Clay: [ Mockingly ] WHAT A
DAY, DEAR?
>> Clay: [ Mockingly ] WHAT A
GOOD DAY.
>> Clay: [ Mockingly ] WHAT A
GOOD DAY.
>> Bloberta: OH, PRINCIPAL FAKEY
GOOD DAY.
>> Bloberta: OH, PRINCIPAL FAKEY
CALLED.
>> Bloberta: OH, PRINCIPAL FAKEY
CALLED.
HE SAYS IT'S URGENT.
CALLED.
HE SAYS IT'S URGENT.
>> Clay: HMM.
HE SAYS IT'S URGENT.
>> Clay: HMM.
FAKEY -- PUPPINGTON. WHAT'S UP?
>> Clay: HMM.
FAKEY -- PUPPINGTON. WHAT'S UP?
>> Fakey: IT'S ABOUT YOUR ELDEST
FAKEY -- PUPPINGTON. WHAT'S UP?
>> Fakey: IT'S ABOUT YOUR ELDEST
SON.
>> Fakey: IT'S ABOUT YOUR ELDEST
SON.
>> Clay: ELDEST?
SON.
>> Clay: ELDEST?
OH, YEAH, YEAH -- OLDEST.
>> Clay: ELDEST?
OH, YEAH, YEAH -- OLDEST.
>> Fakey: REMEMBER WE DECIDED
OH, YEAH, YEAH -- OLDEST.
>> Fakey: REMEMBER WE DECIDED
HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS COULD FINALLY
>> Fakey: REMEMBER WE DECIDED
HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS COULD FINALLY
BE AN ASSET TO THIS TOWN?
HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS COULD FINALLY
BE AN ASSET TO THIS TOWN?
>> Clay: YEAH, THE BIG-MONEY
BE AN ASSET TO THIS TOWN?
>> Clay: YEAH, THE BIG-MONEY
PRAYING BEE.
>> Clay: YEAH, THE BIG-MONEY
PRAYING BEE.
>> Fakey: WELL...
PRAYING BEE.
>> Fakey: WELL...
[ MEN CHANTING ]
>> Fakey: WELL...
[ MEN CHANTING ]
>> Orel: NOT BAD.
[ MEN CHANTING ]
>> Orel: NOT BAD.
HMM.
HMM.
[ CHANTING STOPS ]
UNH!
[ CHANTING STOPS ]
UNH!
WHOA.
UNH!
WHOA.
THAT MEDITATING'S STRONG STUFF.
WHOA.
THAT MEDITATING'S STRONG STUFF.
HMM. COMFY-LOOKIN' CLOTHES.
THAT MEDITATING'S STRONG STUFF.
HMM. COMFY-LOOKIN' CLOTHES.
[ SITAR PLAYS ]
>> Clay: OREL!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Orel: OH, HI, DAD.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Orel: OH, HI, DAD.
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?
>> Orel: OH, HI, DAD.
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?
I'M AT ONE WITH GOD.
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?
I'M AT ONE WITH GOD.
>> Clay: UNH-UNH. NOT MY SON.
I'M AT ONE WITH GOD.
>> Clay: UNH-UNH. NOT MY SON.
[ BUCKLE CLINKS ]
>> Clay: UNH-UNH. NOT MY SON.
[ BUCKLE CLINKS ]
[ PANTS DROP ]
[ BUCKLE CLINKS ]
[ PANTS DROP ]
OREL, ARE YOU CRAZY?
[ PANTS DROP ]
OREL, ARE YOU CRAZY?
YOU CAN'T JUST USE A GODLESS
OREL, ARE YOU CRAZY?
YOU CAN'T JUST USE A GODLESS
RELIGION TO WORSHIP IN OUR
YOU CAN'T JUST USE A GODLESS
RELIGION TO WORSHIP IN OUR
FAITH -- A FAITH WHICH IS
RELIGION TO WORSHIP IN OUR
FAITH -- A FAITH WHICH IS
ABSOLUTELY LITTERED WITH GOD AND
FAITH -- A FAITH WHICH IS
ABSOLUTELY LITTERED WITH GOD AND
JESUS.
ABSOLUTELY LITTERED WITH GOD AND
JESUS.
>> Orel: BUT, DAD, IT DIDN'T
JESUS.
>> Orel: BUT, DAD, IT DIDN'T
FEEL BAD.
>> Orel: BUT, DAD, IT DIDN'T
FEEL BAD.
>> Clay: WELL, IT IS.
FEEL BAD.
>> Clay: WELL, IT IS.
BUDDHISM IS A COMMUNIST CULT
>> Clay: WELL, IT IS.
BUDDHISM IS A COMMUNIST CULT
THAT ALLOWS JUST ABOUT ANY
BUDDHISM IS A COMMUNIST CULT
THAT ALLOWS JUST ABOUT ANY
RANDOM PRACTICE UNDER THE SUN.
THAT ALLOWS JUST ABOUT ANY
RANDOM PRACTICE UNDER THE SUN.
HERE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, WE
RANDOM PRACTICE UNDER THE SUN.
HERE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, WE
ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE
HERE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, WE
ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE
RESTRICTIONS.
ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE
RESTRICTIONS.
THOSE RESTRICTIONS ARE CALLED
RESTRICTIONS.
THOSE RESTRICTIONS ARE CALLED
DOGMA.
THOSE RESTRICTIONS ARE CALLED
DOGMA.
>> Orel: DOGMA?
DOGMA.
>> Orel: DOGMA?
>> Clay: CUTE WORD, HUH?
>> Orel: DOGMA?
>> Clay: CUTE WORD, HUH?
KIND OF MAKES YOU WANT TO THROW
>> Clay: CUTE WORD, HUH?
KIND OF MAKES YOU WANT TO THROW
IT A BONE, DOESN'T IT?
KIND OF MAKES YOU WANT TO THROW
IT A BONE, DOESN'T IT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT A BONE, DOESN'T IT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Orel: WELL --
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Orel: WELL --
>> Clay: OREL, THROW DOGMA A
>> Orel: WELL --
>> Clay: OREL, THROW DOGMA A
BONE.
>> Clay: OREL, THROW DOGMA A
BONE.
PRAY CORRECTLY.
BONE.
PRAY CORRECTLY.
>> Orel: BUT I JUST DON'T
PRAY CORRECTLY.
>> Orel: BUT I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND WHY IT FEELS --
>> Orel: BUT I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND WHY IT FEELS --
>> Clay: WELL, I'M NOT TAKING
UNDERSTAND WHY IT FEELS --
>> Clay: WELL, I'M NOT TAKING
QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW.
>> Clay: WELL, I'M NOT TAKING
QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW.
BUT MY BELT IS.
QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW.
BUT MY BELT IS.
>> Orel: NEVER MIND.
BUT MY BELT IS.
>> Orel: NEVER MIND.
>> Clay: MM-HMM.
>> Orel: NEVER MIND.
>> Clay: MM-HMM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Clay: MM-HMM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Fakey: OREL, TODAY WE HAVE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Fakey: OREL, TODAY WE HAVE
THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE THE BEST
>> Fakey: OREL, TODAY WE HAVE
THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE THE BEST
PRAYING SCHOOL IN THE WHOLE
THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE THE BEST
PRAYING SCHOOL IN THE WHOLE
STATE OF STATESOTA.
PRAYING SCHOOL IN THE WHOLE
STATE OF STATESOTA.
>> Together: KILL, KILL, LORD!
STATE OF STATESOTA.
>> Together: KILL, KILL, LORD!
>> Fakey: LOOK AT THOSE BEGGING
>> Together: KILL, KILL, LORD!
>> Fakey: LOOK AT THOSE BEGGING
MANTISES.
>> Fakey: LOOK AT THOSE BEGGING
MANTISES.
THEY'RE SOME OF THE TOUGHEST,
MANTISES.
THEY'RE SOME OF THE TOUGHEST,
MOST RUTHLESS PRAYERS
THEY'RE SOME OF THE TOUGHEST,
MOST RUTHLESS PRAYERS
IMAGINABLE.
MOST RUTHLESS PRAYERS
IMAGINABLE.
>> Together: KI-I-I-I-I-I-I-LL!
IMAGINABLE.
>> Together: KI-I-I-I-I-I-I-LL!
>> [ CRYING ]
>> Together: KI-I-I-I-I-I-I-LL!
>> [ CRYING ]
>> Fakey: GOOD LORD!
>> [ CRYING ]
>> Fakey: GOOD LORD!
WHO KNOWS WHAT FAITH-ENHANCING
>> Fakey: GOOD LORD!
WHO KNOWS WHAT FAITH-ENHANCING
STEROIDS THAT TEAM IS TAKING.
WHO KNOWS WHAT FAITH-ENHANCING
STEROIDS THAT TEAM IS TAKING.
IT'S YOUR TURN, OREL.
STEROIDS THAT TEAM IS TAKING.
IT'S YOUR TURN, OREL.
YOU'RE OUR LAST HOPE.
IT'S YOUR TURN, OREL.
YOU'RE OUR LAST HOPE.
THERE'S A LOT OF MORALTON MONEY
YOU'RE OUR LAST HOPE.
THERE'S A LOT OF MORALTON MONEY
TIED UP IN ALL OF THIS.
THERE'S A LOT OF MORALTON MONEY
TIED UP IN ALL OF THIS.
AND THIS IS THE BIG EVENT,
TIED UP IN ALL OF THIS.
AND THIS IS THE BIG EVENT,
SON -- FORGIVENESS.
AND THIS IS THE BIG EVENT,
SON -- FORGIVENESS.
>> Orel: [ GULPS ]
SON -- FORGIVENESS.
>> Orel: [ GULPS ]
>> Fakey: GET OUT THERE AND
>> Orel: [ GULPS ]
>> Fakey: GET OUT THERE AND
DESTROY THOSE MANTISES!
>> Fakey: GET OUT THERE AND
DESTROY THOSE MANTISES!
>> AND NOW FOR THE LAST PRAYING
DESTROY THOSE MANTISES!
>> AND NOW FOR THE LAST PRAYING
MATCH OF THE BEE -- FOR THE
>> AND NOW FOR THE LAST PRAYING
MATCH OF THE BEE -- FOR THE
BEGGING MANTISES, WITH A RECORD
MATCH OF THE BEE -- FOR THE
BEGGING MANTISES, WITH A RECORD
OF 15-0, GENUFLECTING GERRY.
BEGGING MANTISES, WITH A RECORD
OF 15-0, GENUFLECTING GERRY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OF 15-0, GENUFLECTING GERRY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND FOR DIORAMA'S PRAYING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND FOR DIORAMA'S PRAYING
FIGHTING VANISHING AMERICANS,
AND FOR DIORAMA'S PRAYING
FIGHTING VANISHING AMERICANS,
WITH A RECORD OF 19-1,
FIGHTING VANISHING AMERICANS,
WITH A RECORD OF 19-1,
PALMS PUPPINGTON!
WITH A RECORD OF 19-1,
PALMS PUPPINGTON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
PALMS PUPPINGTON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT, BOYS, THIS IS FOR THE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT, BOYS, THIS IS FOR THE
CHAMPIONSHIP.
ALL RIGHT, BOYS, THIS IS FOR THE
CHAMPIONSHIP.
ON THE COUNT OF THREE, YOU'RE
CHAMPIONSHIP.
ON THE COUNT OF THREE, YOU'RE
GOING TO BOTH START PRAYING FOR
ON THE COUNT OF THREE, YOU'RE
GOING TO BOTH START PRAYING FOR
FORGIVENESS.
GOING TO BOTH START PRAYING FOR
FORGIVENESS.
I DON'T WANT ANY FUNNY STUFF,
FORGIVENESS.
I DON'T WANT ANY FUNNY STUFF,
OKAY?
I DON'T WANT ANY FUNNY STUFF,
OKAY?
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY?
ALL RIGHT.
ONE...TWO...THREE!
ALL RIGHT.
ONE...TWO...THREE!
PRAY TO GOD FOR FORGIVENESS!
ONE...TWO...THREE!
PRAY TO GOD FOR FORGIVENESS!
>> [ STRAINING ]
PRAY TO GOD FOR FORGIVENESS!
>> [ STRAINING ]
FORGIVE YOUR UNWORTHY SERVANT.
>> [ STRAINING ]
FORGIVE YOUR UNWORTHY SERVANT.
THOUGH I AM YOUNG, I'VE
FORGIVE YOUR UNWORTHY SERVANT.
THOUGH I AM YOUNG, I'VE
TRANSGRESSED.
THOUGH I AM YOUNG, I'VE
TRANSGRESSED.
>> Orel: [ STRAINING ]
TRANSGRESSED.
>> Orel: [ STRAINING ]
>> Doughy: OREL, YOU KNOW YOU'RE
>> Orel: [ STRAINING ]
>> Doughy: OREL, YOU KNOW YOU'RE
NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK WHEN IT
>> Doughy: OREL, YOU KNOW YOU'RE
NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK WHEN IT
COMES TO GOD AND FAITH.
NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK WHEN IT
COMES TO GOD AND FAITH.
>> ...THE LITTLE BOYS WHO
COMES TO GOD AND FAITH.
>> ...THE LITTLE BOYS WHO
MASTURBATE.
>> ...THE LITTLE BOYS WHO
MASTURBATE.
>> Reverend: SIN TODAY, AND YOU
MASTURBATE.
>> Reverend: SIN TODAY, AND YOU
MUST REPENT TOMORROW.
>> Reverend: SIN TODAY, AND YOU
MUST REPENT TOMORROW.
>> Clay: HOW CAN I GET OVER IT?
MUST REPENT TOMORROW.
>> Clay: HOW CAN I GET OVER IT?
I NEVER ASKED FOR A SECOND
>> Clay: HOW CAN I GET OVER IT?
I NEVER ASKED FOR A SECOND
CHILD.
I NEVER ASKED FOR A SECOND
CHILD.
AND THEN, BOOM, SHAPEY MAGICALLY
CHILD.
AND THEN, BOOM, SHAPEY MAGICALLY
APPEARS.
AND THEN, BOOM, SHAPEY MAGICALLY
APPEARS.
>> BUT THEN AGAIN, I'M ONLY
APPEARS.
>> BUT THEN AGAIN, I'M ONLY
GONNA KILL IT.
>> BUT THEN AGAIN, I'M ONLY
GONNA KILL IT.
>> Orel: OH, IT'S NO USE.
GONNA KILL IT.
>> Orel: OH, IT'S NO USE.
I'VE GOT TO RELAX.
>> Orel: OH, IT'S NO USE.
I'VE GOT TO RELAX.
>> Bloberta: SELF-DESTRUCTIVE
I'VE GOT TO RELAX.
>> Bloberta: SELF-DESTRUCTIVE
ALCOHOLIC.
>> Bloberta: SELF-DESTRUCTIVE
ALCOHOLIC.
>> Clay: THROW DOGMA A BONE.
ALCOHOLIC.
>> Clay: THROW DOGMA A BONE.
BONE, BONE, BONE.
>> Clay: THROW DOGMA A BONE.
BONE, BONE, BONE.
>> AND THE TWO OF YOU SPEND
BONE, BONE, BONE.
>> AND THE TWO OF YOU SPEND
CHRISTMAS TOGETHER.
>> AND THE TWO OF YOU SPEND
CHRISTMAS TOGETHER.
>> Orel: AND PLEASE, LORD, I
CHRISTMAS TOGETHER.
>> Orel: AND PLEASE, LORD, I
KNOW I'M NOT WORTHY.
>> Orel: AND PLEASE, LORD, I
KNOW I'M NOT WORTHY.
HEY! I'M MEDITATING!
KNOW I'M NOT WORTHY.
HEY! I'M MEDITATING!
AND IT'S WITHOUT INCENSE OR
HEY! I'M MEDITATING!
AND IT'S WITHOUT INCENSE OR
ANYTHING.
AND IT'S WITHOUT INCENSE OR
ANYTHING.
I'M JUST --
ANYTHING.
I'M JUST --
UH-OH. THIS ISN'T RIGHT.
I'M JUST --
UH-OH. THIS ISN'T RIGHT.
I-I SHOULDN'T BE PRAYING LIKE
UH-OH. THIS ISN'T RIGHT.
I-I SHOULDN'T BE PRAYING LIKE
THIS.
I-I SHOULDN'T BE PRAYING LIKE
THIS.
>> [ Southern accent ] I HATE TO
THIS.
>> [ Southern accent ] I HATE TO
DISTURB YOUR MEDITATION, LITTLE
>> [ Southern accent ] I HATE TO
DISTURB YOUR MEDITATION, LITTLE
OREL, BUT I COULDN'T HELP IN
DISTURB YOUR MEDITATION, LITTLE
OREL, BUT I COULDN'T HELP IN
OVERHEARING THAT YOUR
OREL, BUT I COULDN'T HELP IN
OVERHEARING THAT YOUR
NOTHINGNESS SUDDENLY HAS BECOME
OVERHEARING THAT YOUR
NOTHINGNESS SUDDENLY HAS BECOME
A-LOT-NESS.
NOTHINGNESS SUDDENLY HAS BECOME
A-LOT-NESS.
>> Orel: ARE YOU BUDDHA?
A-LOT-NESS.
>> Orel: ARE YOU BUDDHA?
>> OH, JUST CALL ME AWAKE.
>> Orel: ARE YOU BUDDHA?
>> OH, JUST CALL ME AWAKE.
CUTE, AIN'T IT?
>> OH, JUST CALL ME AWAKE.
CUTE, AIN'T IT?
>> Orel: [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
CUTE, AIN'T IT?
>> Orel: [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
HMM.
>> Orel: [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
HMM.
I GUESS I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU
HMM.
I GUESS I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU
FOR FORGIVENESS.
I GUESS I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU
FOR FORGIVENESS.
>> WELL, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO
FOR FORGIVENESS.
>> WELL, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO
GO AND DO A FOOL THING LIKE
>> WELL, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO
GO AND DO A FOOL THING LIKE
THAT FOR?
GO AND DO A FOOL THING LIKE
THAT FOR?
>> Orel: BECAUSE I'M USING YOUR
THAT FOR?
>> Orel: BECAUSE I'M USING YOUR
RELIGION AS MY RELIGION.
>> Orel: BECAUSE I'M USING YOUR
RELIGION AS MY RELIGION.
>> OREL, OREL, OREL.
RELIGION AS MY RELIGION.
>> OREL, OREL, OREL.
NOW, LISTEN HERE.
>> OREL, OREL, OREL.
NOW, LISTEN HERE.
THOUSANDS OF CANDLES CAN BE LIT
NOW, LISTEN HERE.
THOUSANDS OF CANDLES CAN BE LIT
FROM A SINGLE CANDLE.
THOUSANDS OF CANDLES CAN BE LIT
FROM A SINGLE CANDLE.
AND THE LIFE OF THAT CANDLE WILL
FROM A SINGLE CANDLE.
AND THE LIFE OF THAT CANDLE WILL
NOT BE SHORTENED.
AND THE LIFE OF THAT CANDLE WILL
NOT BE SHORTENED.
GET IT?
NOT BE SHORTENED.
GET IT?
>> Orel: I THINK SO.
GET IT?
>> Orel: I THINK SO.
THEN, IT'S OKAY TO USE BUDDHISM
>> Orel: I THINK SO.
THEN, IT'S OKAY TO USE BUDDHISM
TO HELP ME BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN?
THEN, IT'S OKAY TO USE BUDDHISM
TO HELP ME BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN?
>> WELL, NOW, COME ON.
TO HELP ME BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN?
>> WELL, NOW, COME ON.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> WELL, NOW, COME ON.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> Orel: HEY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> Orel: HEY.
YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
>> Orel: HEY.
YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
>> I DO?
YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
>> I DO?
HOW D' YOU MEAN "DIFFERENT"?
>> I DO?
HOW D' YOU MEAN "DIFFERENT"?
>> Orel: WELL, YOU LOOK...
HOW D' YOU MEAN "DIFFERENT"?
>> Orel: WELL, YOU LOOK...
[ GONG! ]
>> Orel: WELL, YOU LOOK...
[ GONG! ]
...EXACTLY LIKE ME!
[ GONG! ]
...EXACTLY LIKE ME!
>> WELL, THAT DON'T SOUND TOO
...EXACTLY LIKE ME!
>> WELL, THAT DON'T SOUND TOO
DIFFERENT.
>> WELL, THAT DON'T SOUND TOO
DIFFERENT.
>> Orel: I GUESS NOT.
DIFFERENT.
>> Orel: I GUESS NOT.
>> BUT IT SURE DO SOUND LIKE
>> Orel: I GUESS NOT.
>> BUT IT SURE DO SOUND LIKE
YOU'RE AWAKE NOW.
>> BUT IT SURE DO SOUND LIKE
YOU'RE AWAKE NOW.
>> Orel: [ GASPS ]
YOU'RE AWAKE NOW.
>> Orel: [ GASPS ]
I AM!
>> Orel: [ GASPS ]
I AM!
>> GOOD JOB, KID.
I AM!
>> GOOD JOB, KID.
BUT I RECKON I WOULDN'T GO
>> GOOD JOB, KID.
BUT I RECKON I WOULDN'T GO
TELLING ANYBODY HERE IN MORALTON
BUT I RECKON I WOULDN'T GO
TELLING ANYBODY HERE IN MORALTON
ABOUT THAT.
TELLING ANYBODY HERE IN MORALTON
ABOUT THAT.
THEY WOULDN'T GET IT.
ABOUT THAT.
THEY WOULDN'T GET IT.
>> Orel: YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT
THEY WOULDN'T GET IT.
>> Orel: YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT
THAT.
>> Orel: YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT
THAT.
THANKS!
THAT.
THANKS!
>> AIN'T NO THING BUT A CHICKEN
THANKS!
>> AIN'T NO THING BUT A CHICKEN
WING.
>> AIN'T NO THING BUT A CHICKEN
WING.
NOW YOU GO OUT THERE AND GET
WING.
NOW YOU GO OUT THERE AND GET
THOSE MANTISES.
NOW YOU GO OUT THERE AND GET
THOSE MANTISES.
YEE-HA-HA-HA!
THOSE MANTISES.
YEE-HA-HA-HA!
WAHOO!
YEE-HA-HA-HA!
WAHOO!
HOO HOO HOO!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> Clay: [ GRUNTS ]
SON OF A...
>> Clay: [ GRUNTS ]
SON OF A...
>> [ STRAINING ]
SON OF A...
>> [ STRAINING ]
I CAN'T...
>> [ STRAINING ]
I CAN'T...
I CAN'T...
I CAN'T...
I CAN'T...
[ GROANING ]
I CAN'T...
[ GROANING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ GROANING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Clay: HEY, HEY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Clay: HEY, HEY!
>> Fakey: OREL, YOU DID IT!
>> Clay: HEY, HEY!
>> Fakey: OREL, YOU DID IT!
WE'RE RICH! RICH!
>> Fakey: OREL, YOU DID IT!
WE'RE RICH! RICH!
[ LAUGHS ]
WE'RE RICH! RICH!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> All: [ Chanting ] MONEY!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> All: [ Chanting ] MONEY!
MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!
>> All: [ Chanting ] MONEY!
MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!
MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!
MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!
MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!
MONEY! MONEY!
MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!
MONEY! MONEY!
[ CHANTING FADES ]
MONEY! MONEY!
[ CHANTING FADES ]
[ SITAR PLAYS ]
[ MEN CHANTING ]
[ PROJECTOR RUNNING ]
>> Orel: HI, GOD.
HI, GOD.
HI, GOD.
HI, GOD.
HI, GOD.
HI, GOD.
HI, GOD.
WATCH ME, GOD. WATCH.
HI, GOD.
WATCH ME, GOD. WATCH.
WHEEEEEEEEE!
WATCH ME, GOD. WATCH.
WHEEEEEEEEE!
UGH!
WHEEEEEEEEE!
UGH!
DID YOU SEE? DID YOU SEE?
UGH!
DID YOU SEE? DID YOU SEE?
OW.
DID YOU SEE? DID YOU SEE?
OW.
MAYBE YOU DIDN'T.
OW.
MAYBE YOU DIDN'T.
[ BELL RINGS ]
MAYBE YOU DIDN'T.
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> Fakey: WELL, NURSE BENDY.
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> Fakey: WELL, NURSE BENDY.
I HAVE A SPECIAL LITTLE STUDENT
>> Fakey: WELL, NURSE BENDY.
I HAVE A SPECIAL LITTLE STUDENT
HERE I'D LIKE YOU TO CHECK FOR
I HAVE A SPECIAL LITTLE STUDENT
HERE I'D LIKE YOU TO CHECK FOR
LICE.
HERE I'D LIKE YOU TO CHECK FOR
LICE.
HA HA --
LICE.
HA HA --
HAAAAAAAA, OREL!
HA HA --
HAAAAAAAA, OREL!
THERE YOU ARE!
HAAAAAAAA, OREL!
THERE YOU ARE!
>> Orel: HI, PRINCIPAL FAKEY.
THERE YOU ARE!
>> Orel: HI, PRINCIPAL FAKEY.
>> Fakey: I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR
>> Orel: HI, PRINCIPAL FAKEY.
>> Fakey: I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR
YOU.
>> Fakey: I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR
YOU.
>> Orel: YOU HAVE?
YOU.
>> Orel: YOU HAVE?
>> Fakey: DIORAMA ELEMENTARY HAS
>> Orel: YOU HAVE?
>> Fakey: DIORAMA ELEMENTARY HAS
MADE IT INTO THE FINALS OF THIS
>> Fakey: DIORAMA ELEMENTARY HAS
MADE IT INTO THE FINALS OF THIS
YEAR'S STATE PRAYING BEE
MADE IT INTO THE FINALS OF THIS
YEAR'S STATE PRAYING BEE
CHAMPIONSHIP.
YEAR'S STATE PRAYING BEE
CHAMPIONSHIP.
>> Orel: PRAISE G--
CHAMPIONSHIP.
>> Orel: PRAISE G--
>> Fakey: SAVE IT!
>> Orel: PRAISE G--
>> Fakey: SAVE IT!
>> Orel: RIGHT.
>> Fakey: SAVE IT!
>> Orel: RIGHT.
WHO ELSE IS IN THE FINALS?
>> Orel: RIGHT.
WHO ELSE IS IN THE FINALS?
>> Fakey: THAT'S THE SCARY PART.
WHO ELSE IS IN THE FINALS?
>> Fakey: THAT'S THE SCARY PART.
WE'RE UP AGAINST LAST YEAR'S
>> Fakey: THAT'S THE SCARY PART.
WE'RE UP AGAINST LAST YEAR'S
CHAMPS, REGINALD T. BEGGING
WE'RE UP AGAINST LAST YEAR'S
CHAMPS, REGINALD T. BEGGING
ELEMENTARY.
CHAMPS, REGINALD T. BEGGING
ELEMENTARY.
>> Orel: THE BEGGING MANTISES.
ELEMENTARY.
>> Orel: THE BEGGING MANTISES.
>> Fakey: YOU ARE OUR RINGER,
>> Orel: THE BEGGING MANTISES.
>> Fakey: YOU ARE OUR RINGER,
OREL.
>> Fakey: YOU ARE OUR RINGER,
OREL.
REMEMBER THAT.
OREL.
REMEMBER THAT.
NOT TO PUT TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON
REMEMBER THAT.
NOT TO PUT TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON
YOU, BUT ALL THE PRESSURE IS
NOT TO PUT TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON
YOU, BUT ALL THE PRESSURE IS
COMPLETELY ON YOUR HEAD.
YOU, BUT ALL THE PRESSURE IS
COMPLETELY ON YOUR HEAD.
>> Orel: YIKES.
COMPLETELY ON YOUR HEAD.
>> Orel: YIKES.
>> Fakey: GOOD HEAVENS!
>> Orel: YIKES.
>> Fakey: GOOD HEAVENS!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR
>> Fakey: GOOD HEAVENS!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR
MILLION-DOLLAR PRAYING KNEE?
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR
MILLION-DOLLAR PRAYING KNEE?
>> Orel: OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE
MILLION-DOLLAR PRAYING KNEE?
>> Orel: OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE
CUT.
>> Orel: OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE
CUT.
>> Fakey: NOW, AS YOU KNOW,
CUT.
>> Fakey: NOW, AS YOU KNOW,
THERE'S GOING TO BE FOUR
>> Fakey: NOW, AS YOU KNOW,
THERE'S GOING TO BE FOUR
CATEGORIES THIS YEAR, OREL --
THERE'S GOING TO BE FOUR
CATEGORIES THIS YEAR, OREL --
ASKING FOR THINGS, PRAISING,
CATEGORIES THIS YEAR, OREL --
ASKING FOR THINGS, PRAISING,
GENERAL APPRECIATION, AND, OF
ASKING FOR THINGS, PRAISING,
GENERAL APPRECIATION, AND, OF
COURSE, REQUESTING FORGIVENESS.
GENERAL APPRECIATION, AND, OF
COURSE, REQUESTING FORGIVENESS.
>> Orel: GEE, SHOULDN'T
COURSE, REQUESTING FORGIVENESS.
>> Orel: GEE, SHOULDN'T
"REQUESTING FORGIVENESS" BE
>> Orel: GEE, SHOULDN'T
"REQUESTING FORGIVENESS" BE
INCLUDED IN "ASKING FOR THINGS"?
"REQUESTING FORGIVENESS" BE
INCLUDED IN "ASKING FOR THINGS"?
AND COME TO THINK OF IT,
INCLUDED IN "ASKING FOR THINGS"?
AND COME TO THINK OF IT,
PRAISING AND GENERAL APPREC--
AND COME TO THINK OF IT,
PRAISING AND GENERAL APPREC--
>> Fakey: OREL, I THINK YOU KNOW
PRAISING AND GENERAL APPREC--
>> Fakey: OREL, I THINK YOU KNOW
WHO MAKES THE RULES FOR SUCH A
>> Fakey: OREL, I THINK YOU KNOW
WHO MAKES THE RULES FOR SUCH A
THING AS PRAYING.
WHO MAKES THE RULES FOR SUCH A
THING AS PRAYING.
>> Orel: OHH, OF COURSE.
THING AS PRAYING.
>> Orel: OHH, OF COURSE.
>> Fakey: THAT'S RIGHT -- A
>> Orel: OHH, OF COURSE.
>> Fakey: THAT'S RIGHT -- A
BUNCH OF RANDOM GUYS.
>> Fakey: THAT'S RIGHT -- A
BUNCH OF RANDOM GUYS.
AND THIS IS WHAT THEY'VE
BUNCH OF RANDOM GUYS.
AND THIS IS WHAT THEY'VE
DECIDED, SO WE'RE STUCK WITH IT.
AND THIS IS WHAT THEY'VE
DECIDED, SO WE'RE STUCK WITH IT.
>> Orel: RIGHT.
DECIDED, SO WE'RE STUCK WITH IT.
>> Orel: RIGHT.
HAVE TWO WEEKS.
>> Orel: RIGHT.
HAVE TWO WEEKS.
THE WHOLE OF MORALTON IS
HAVE TWO WEEKS.
THE WHOLE OF MORALTON IS
DEPENDING ON YOU.
THE WHOLE OF MORALTON IS
DEPENDING ON YOU.
>> Orel: WHEW.
>> Doughy: GEE, OREL, WE NEVER
GET TO HANG OUT ANYMORE.
>> Orel: I KNOW, DOUGHY.
GET TO HANG OUT ANYMORE.
>> Orel: I KNOW, DOUGHY.
IT'S ALL THIS PRAYING BEE
>> Orel: I KNOW, DOUGHY.
IT'S ALL THIS PRAYING BEE
PRACTICE.
IT'S ALL THIS PRAYING BEE
PRACTICE.
IT'S REALLY TAKEN OVER MY LIFE.
PRACTICE.
IT'S REALLY TAKEN OVER MY LIFE.
>> Doughy: DO YOU WANT TO SAY
IT'S REALLY TAKEN OVER MY LIFE.
>> Doughy: DO YOU WANT TO SAY
GRACE TODAY?
>> Doughy: DO YOU WANT TO SAY
GRACE TODAY?
>> Orel: SURE THING!
GRACE TODAY?
>> Orel: SURE THING!
OUR FATHER --
>> Orel: SURE THING!
OUR FATHER --
[ CREAKING ]
OUR FATHER --
[ CREAKING ]
OWWWW!
[ CREAKING ]
OWWWW!
>> Doughy: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
OWWWW!
>> Doughy: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> Orel: MY JOINTS, THEY'RE ALL
>> Doughy: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> Orel: MY JOINTS, THEY'RE ALL
ACHY.
>> Orel: MY JOINTS, THEY'RE ALL
ACHY.
>> Doughy: UH-OH.
ACHY.
>> Doughy: UH-OH.
>> Orel: GREAT.
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY?
>> Reverend: THERE HE IS!
OUR HERO! PALMS PUPPINGTON!
>> Reverend: THERE HE IS!
OUR HERO! PALMS PUPPINGTON!
WHY AREN'T YOU PRACTICING FOR
OUR HERO! PALMS PUPPINGTON!
WHY AREN'T YOU PRACTICING FOR
THE PRAYING BEE?
WHY AREN'T YOU PRACTICING FOR
THE PRAYING BEE?
>> Orel: THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO
THE PRAYING BEE?
>> Orel: THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO
TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
>> Orel: THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO
TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
ALL THIS PRAYING --
TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
ALL THIS PRAYING --
>> Reverend: OH, MY GOD!
ALL THIS PRAYING --
>> Reverend: OH, MY GOD!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR
>> Reverend: OH, MY GOD!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR
MILLION-DOLLAR PRAYING HANDS?!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR
MILLION-DOLLAR PRAYING HANDS?!
>> Orel: TOO MUCH PRAYER.
MILLION-DOLLAR PRAYING HANDS?!
>> Orel: TOO MUCH PRAYER.
>> Reverend: OH, GREAT.
>> Orel: TOO MUCH PRAYER.
>> Reverend: OH, GREAT.
I GOT A LOT OF LOOT RIDING ON
>> Reverend: OH, GREAT.
I GOT A LOT OF LOOT RIDING ON
THIS, BUSTER.
I GOT A LOT OF LOOT RIDING ON
THIS, BUSTER.
>> Orel: I'VE JUST BEEN HAVING
THIS, BUSTER.
>> Orel: I'VE JUST BEEN HAVING
A HARD TIME LATELY.
>> Orel: I'VE JUST BEEN HAVING
A HARD TIME LATELY.
ALL THE FUN HAS GONE OUT OF
A HARD TIME LATELY.
ALL THE FUN HAS GONE OUT OF
PRAYING FOR ME.
ALL THE FUN HAS GONE OUT OF
PRAYING FOR ME.
>> Reverend: FUN?
PRAYING FOR ME.
>> Reverend: FUN?
OREL, PRAYING ISN'T SUPPOSED TO
>> Reverend: FUN?
OREL, PRAYING ISN'T SUPPOSED TO
BE FUN.
OREL, PRAYING ISN'T SUPPOSED TO
BE FUN.
IT'S A DESPERATE MEASURE.
BE FUN.
IT'S A DESPERATE MEASURE.
IT'S WHAT WE GO TO WHEN ALL ELSE
IT'S A DESPERATE MEASURE.
IT'S WHAT WE GO TO WHEN ALL ELSE
FAILS.
IT'S WHAT WE GO TO WHEN ALL ELSE
FAILS.
SO, PLEASE, DO NOT FAIL.
FAILS.
SO, PLEASE, DO NOT FAIL.
I DON'T NEED TO BE PRAYING ON MY
SO, PLEASE, DO NOT FAIL.
I DON'T NEED TO BE PRAYING ON MY
SPARE TIME HERE.
I DON'T NEED TO BE PRAYING ON MY
SPARE TIME HERE.
I DO IT 9:00 TO 5:00 AS IT IS.
SPARE TIME HERE.
I DO IT 9:00 TO 5:00 AS IT IS.
>> Orel: I'LL TRY, REVEREND.
I DO IT 9:00 TO 5:00 AS IT IS.
>> Orel: I'LL TRY, REVEREND.
>> Reverend: "TRY."
>> Orel: I'LL TRY, REVEREND.
>> Reverend: "TRY."
DON'T TRY -- PRAY.
>> Reverend: "TRY."
DON'T TRY -- PRAY.
>> Orel: PRAY TO PRAY?
DON'T TRY -- PRAY.
>> Orel: PRAY TO PRAY?
UH, OKAY.
>> Reverend: PRINCIPAL FAKEY?
REVEREND PUTTY HERE.
ABOUT THIS "SURE THING" OF
REVEREND PUTTY HERE.
ABOUT THIS "SURE THING" OF
YOURS...
ABOUT THIS "SURE THING" OF
YOURS...
>> Orel: [ GROANS ]
YOURS...
>> Orel: [ GROANS ]
PLEASE, GOD...
>> Orel: [ GROANS ]
PLEASE, GOD...
I CAN'T LET EVERYONE DOWN.
PLEASE, GOD...
I CAN'T LET EVERYONE DOWN.
[ WIND BLOWS ]
I CAN'T LET EVERYONE DOWN.
[ WIND BLOWS ]
I HAVE TO WIN THE COMPE--
[ WIND BLOWS ]
I HAVE TO WIN THE COMPE--
UGH.
I HAVE TO WIN THE COMPE--
UGH.
...TITION.
UGH.
...TITION.
IT'S JUST THAT I FEEL ALL
...TITION.
IT'S JUST THAT I FEEL ALL
PRAYED OUT.
IT'S JUST THAT I FEEL ALL
PRAYED OUT.
PLEASE SHOW ME THE WAY.
PRAYED OUT.
PLEASE SHOW ME THE WAY.
AGH.
PLEASE SHOW ME THE WAY.
AGH.
SHOW ME THE WAY TO PRAY THE BEST
AGH.
SHOW ME THE WAY TO PRAY THE BEST
OUT OF EVERYONE.
SHOW ME THE WAY TO PRAY THE BEST
OUT OF EVERYONE.
AME--
OUT OF EVERYONE.
AME--
OF COURSE!
AME--
OF COURSE!
THANK YOU, GOD.
OF COURSE!
THANK YOU, GOD.
STEPHANIE!
THANK YOU, GOD.
STEPHANIE!
>> Stephanie: OREL. WHAT'S UP?
STEPHANIE!
>> Stephanie: OREL. WHAT'S UP?
>> Orel: GOD SENT ME HERE.
>> Stephanie: OREL. WHAT'S UP?
>> Orel: GOD SENT ME HERE.
YOU HAVE THE ANSWER.
>> Orel: GOD SENT ME HERE.
YOU HAVE THE ANSWER.
YOU'RE GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO
YOU HAVE THE ANSWER.
YOU'RE GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO
PRAY THE RIGHT WAY.
YOU'RE GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO
PRAY THE RIGHT WAY.
>> Stephanie: I...THINK GOD WAS
PRAY THE RIGHT WAY.
>> Stephanie: I...THINK GOD WAS
JOKING.
>> Stephanie: I...THINK GOD WAS
JOKING.
>> Orel: NO, STEPHANIE.
JOKING.
>> Orel: NO, STEPHANIE.
AS FUNNY AS GOD PROBABLY IS, HE
>> Orel: NO, STEPHANIE.
AS FUNNY AS GOD PROBABLY IS, HE
WOULDN'T KID ABOUT SOMETHING SO
AS FUNNY AS GOD PROBABLY IS, HE
WOULDN'T KID ABOUT SOMETHING SO
IMPORTANT.
WOULDN'T KID ABOUT SOMETHING SO
IMPORTANT.
>> Stephanie: HEY, KID, YOU LOOK
IMPORTANT.
>> Stephanie: HEY, KID, YOU LOOK
LIKE CRAP.
>> Stephanie: HEY, KID, YOU LOOK
LIKE CRAP.
>> Orel: I'M UNDER A LOT OF
LIKE CRAP.
>> Orel: I'M UNDER A LOT OF
PRESSURE LATELY.
>> Orel: I'M UNDER A LOT OF
PRESSURE LATELY.
>> Stephanie: WELL, I'LL TELL
PRESSURE LATELY.
>> Stephanie: WELL, I'LL TELL
YOU, SHORTY, YOU NEED TO LOOSEN
>> Stephanie: WELL, I'LL TELL
YOU, SHORTY, YOU NEED TO LOOSEN
UP A LITTLE.
YOU, SHORTY, YOU NEED TO LOOSEN
UP A LITTLE.
HERE -- I ALWAYS PLAY THIS WHEN
UP A LITTLE.
HERE -- I ALWAYS PLAY THIS WHEN
I WANT TO RELAX.
HERE -- I ALWAYS PLAY THIS WHEN
I WANT TO RELAX.
AND LIGHT SOME OF THIS INCENSE.
I WANT TO RELAX.
AND LIGHT SOME OF THIS INCENSE.
YOU'LL FEEL LESS STRESSED IN NO
AND LIGHT SOME OF THIS INCENSE.
YOU'LL FEEL LESS STRESSED IN NO
TIME.
YOU'LL FEEL LESS STRESSED IN NO
TIME.
>> Orel: OKAY.
TIME.
>> Orel: OKAY.
BUT I REALLY NEED TO GET BACK TO
>> Orel: OKAY.
BUT I REALLY NEED TO GET BACK TO
PRAYING.
BUT I REALLY NEED TO GET BACK TO
PRAYING.
>> Stephanie: WELL, THIS IS LIKE
PRAYING.
>> Stephanie: WELL, THIS IS LIKE
PRAYING, OREL.
>> Stephanie: WELL, THIS IS LIKE
PRAYING, OREL.
>> Orel: IT IS?
PRAYING, OREL.
>> Orel: IT IS?
>> Stephanie: YEAH, IT'S JUST A
>> Orel: IT IS?
>> Stephanie: YEAH, IT'S JUST A
DIFFERENT WAY TO COMMUNICATE.
>> Stephanie: YEAH, IT'S JUST A
DIFFERENT WAY TO COMMUNICATE.
IT'S CALLED MEDITATION.
DIFFERENT WAY TO COMMUNICATE.
IT'S CALLED MEDITATION.
>> Orel: MEDITATION, HUH?
IT'S CALLED MEDITATION.
>> Orel: MEDITATION, HUH?
>> Stephanie: YEAH.
>> Orel: MEDITATION, HUH?
>> Stephanie: YEAH.
>> Orel: NEAT!
>> Stephanie: YEAH.
>> Orel: NEAT!
I KNEW GOD SENT ME HERE FOR A
>> Orel: NEAT!
I KNEW GOD SENT ME HERE FOR A
REASON!
I KNEW GOD SENT ME HERE FOR A
REASON!
>> Stephanie: NO, OREL, IT
REASON!
>> Stephanie: NO, OREL, IT
WASN'T --
>> Stephanie: NO, OREL, IT
WASN'T --
>> Orel: THANKS, STEPHANIE.
WASN'T --
>> Orel: THANKS, STEPHANIE.
YOU'RE THE BEST.
>> Orel: THANKS, STEPHANIE.
YOU'RE THE BEST.
[ BELLS JINGLE ]
YOU'RE THE BEST.
[ BELLS JINGLE ]
>> Clay: STINKIN' DEAD-END JOB.
[ BELLS JINGLE ]
>> Clay: STINKIN' DEAD-END JOB.
>> Bloberta: AND HOW WAS YOUR
>> Clay: STINKIN' DEAD-END JOB.
>> Bloberta: AND HOW WAS YOUR
DAY, DEAR?
>> Bloberta: AND HOW WAS YOUR
DAY, DEAR?
>> Clay: [ Mockingly ] WHAT A
DAY, DEAR?
>> Clay: [ Mockingly ] WHAT A
GOOD DAY.
>> Clay: [ Mockingly ] WHAT A
GOOD DAY.
>> Bloberta: OH, PRINCIPAL FAKEY
GOOD DAY.
>> Bloberta: OH, PRINCIPAL FAKEY
CALLED.
>> Bloberta: OH, PRINCIPAL FAKEY
CALLED.
HE SAYS IT'S URGENT.
CALLED.
HE SAYS IT'S URGENT.
>> Clay: HMM.
HE SAYS IT'S URGENT.
>> Clay: HMM.
FAKEY -- PUPPINGTON. WHAT'S UP?
>> Clay: HMM.
FAKEY -- PUPPINGTON. WHAT'S UP?
>> Fakey: IT'S ABOUT YOUR ELDEST
FAKEY -- PUPPINGTON. WHAT'S UP?
>> Fakey: IT'S ABOUT YOUR ELDEST
SON.
>> Fakey: IT'S ABOUT YOUR ELDEST
SON.
>> Clay: ELDEST?
SON.
>> Clay: ELDEST?
OH, YEAH, YEAH -- OLDEST.
>> Clay: ELDEST?
OH, YEAH, YEAH -- OLDEST.
>> Fakey: REMEMBER WE DECIDED
OH, YEAH, YEAH -- OLDEST.
>> Fakey: REMEMBER WE DECIDED
HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS COULD FINALLY
>> Fakey: REMEMBER WE DECIDED
HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS COULD FINALLY
BE AN ASSET TO THIS TOWN?
HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS COULD FINALLY
BE AN ASSET TO THIS TOWN?
>> Clay: YEAH, THE BIG-MONEY
BE AN ASSET TO THIS TOWN?
>> Clay: YEAH, THE BIG-MONEY
PRAYING BEE.
>> Clay: YEAH, THE BIG-MONEY
PRAYING BEE.
>> Fakey: WELL...
PRAYING BEE.
>> Fakey: WELL...
[ MEN CHANTING ]
>> Fakey: WELL...
[ MEN CHANTING ]
>> Orel: NOT BAD.
[ MEN CHANTING ]
>> Orel: NOT BAD.
HMM.
HMM.
[ CHANTING STOPS ]
UNH!
[ CHANTING STOPS ]
UNH!
WHOA.
UNH!
WHOA.
THAT MEDITATING'S STRONG STUFF.
WHOA.
THAT MEDITATING'S STRONG STUFF.
HMM. COMFY-LOOKIN' CLOTHES.
THAT MEDITATING'S STRONG STUFF.
HMM. COMFY-LOOKIN' CLOTHES.
[ SITAR PLAYS ]
>> Clay: OREL!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Orel: OH, HI, DAD.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Orel: OH, HI, DAD.
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?
>> Orel: OH, HI, DAD.
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?
I'M AT ONE WITH GOD.
PRETTY GREAT, HUH?
I'M AT ONE WITH GOD.
>> Clay: UNH-UNH. NOT MY SON.
I'M AT ONE WITH GOD.
>> Clay: UNH-UNH. NOT MY SON.
[ BUCKLE CLINKS ]
>> Clay: UNH-UNH. NOT MY SON.
[ BUCKLE CLINKS ]
[ PANTS DROP ]
[ BUCKLE CLINKS ]
[ PANTS DROP ]
OREL, ARE YOU CRAZY?
[ PANTS DROP ]
OREL, ARE YOU CRAZY?
YOU CAN'T JUST USE A GODLESS
OREL, ARE YOU CRAZY?
YOU CAN'T JUST USE A GODLESS
RELIGION TO WORSHIP IN OUR
YOU CAN'T JUST USE A GODLESS
RELIGION TO WORSHIP IN OUR
FAITH -- A FAITH WHICH IS
RELIGION TO WORSHIP IN OUR
FAITH -- A FAITH WHICH IS
ABSOLUTELY LITTERED WITH GOD AND
FAITH -- A FAITH WHICH IS
ABSOLUTELY LITTERED WITH GOD AND
JESUS.
ABSOLUTELY LITTERED WITH GOD AND
JESUS.
>> Orel: BUT, DAD, IT DIDN'T
JESUS.
>> Orel: BUT, DAD, IT DIDN'T
FEEL BAD.
>> Orel: BUT, DAD, IT DIDN'T
FEEL BAD.
>> Clay: WELL, IT IS.
FEEL BAD.
>> Clay: WELL, IT IS.
BUDDHISM IS A COMMUNIST CULT
>> Clay: WELL, IT IS.
BUDDHISM IS A COMMUNIST CULT
THAT ALLOWS JUST ABOUT ANY
BUDDHISM IS A COMMUNIST CULT
THAT ALLOWS JUST ABOUT ANY
RANDOM PRACTICE UNDER THE SUN.
THAT ALLOWS JUST ABOUT ANY
RANDOM PRACTICE UNDER THE SUN.
HERE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, WE
RANDOM PRACTICE UNDER THE SUN.
HERE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, WE
ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE
HERE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, WE
ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE
RESTRICTIONS.
ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE
RESTRICTIONS.
THOSE RESTRICTIONS ARE CALLED
RESTRICTIONS.
THOSE RESTRICTIONS ARE CALLED
DOGMA.
THOSE RESTRICTIONS ARE CALLED
DOGMA.
>> Orel: DOGMA?
DOGMA.
>> Orel: DOGMA?
>> Clay: CUTE WORD, HUH?
>> Orel: DOGMA?
>> Clay: CUTE WORD, HUH?
KIND OF MAKES YOU WANT TO THROW
>> Clay: CUTE WORD, HUH?
KIND OF MAKES YOU WANT TO THROW
IT A BONE, DOESN'T IT?
KIND OF MAKES YOU WANT TO THROW
IT A BONE, DOESN'T IT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT A BONE, DOESN'T IT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Orel: WELL --
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Orel: WELL --
>> Clay: OREL, THROW DOGMA A
>> Orel: WELL --
>> Clay: OREL, THROW DOGMA A
BONE.
>> Clay: OREL, THROW DOGMA A
BONE.
PRAY CORRECTLY.
BONE.
PRAY CORRECTLY.
>> Orel: BUT I JUST DON'T
PRAY CORRECTLY.
>> Orel: BUT I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND WHY IT FEELS --
>> Orel: BUT I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND WHY IT FEELS --
>> Clay: WELL, I'M NOT TAKING
UNDERSTAND WHY IT FEELS --
>> Clay: WELL, I'M NOT TAKING
QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW.
>> Clay: WELL, I'M NOT TAKING
QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW.
BUT MY BELT IS.
QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW.
BUT MY BELT IS.
>> Orel: NEVER MIND.
BUT MY BELT IS.
>> Orel: NEVER MIND.
>> Clay: MM-HMM.
>> Orel: NEVER MIND.
>> Clay: MM-HMM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Clay: MM-HMM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Fakey: OREL, TODAY WE HAVE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Fakey: OREL, TODAY WE HAVE
THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE THE BEST
>> Fakey: OREL, TODAY WE HAVE
THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE THE BEST
PRAYING SCHOOL IN THE WHOLE
THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE THE BEST
PRAYING SCHOOL IN THE WHOLE
STATE OF STATESOTA.
PRAYING SCHOOL IN THE WHOLE
STATE OF STATESOTA.
>> Together: KILL, KILL, LORD!
STATE OF STATESOTA.
>> Together: KILL, KILL, LORD!
>> Fakey: LOOK AT THOSE BEGGING
>> Together: KILL, KILL, LORD!
>> Fakey: LOOK AT THOSE BEGGING
MANTISES.
>> Fakey: LOOK AT THOSE BEGGING
MANTISES.
THEY'RE SOME OF THE TOUGHEST,
MANTISES.
THEY'RE SOME OF THE TOUGHEST,
MOST RUTHLESS PRAYERS
THEY'RE SOME OF THE TOUGHEST,
MOST RUTHLESS PRAYERS
IMAGINABLE.
MOST RUTHLESS PRAYERS
IMAGINABLE.
>> Together: KI-I-I-I-I-I-I-LL!
IMAGINABLE.
>> Together: KI-I-I-I-I-I-I-LL!
>> [ CRYING ]
>> Together: KI-I-I-I-I-I-I-LL!
>> [ CRYING ]
>> Fakey: GOOD LORD!
>> [ CRYING ]
>> Fakey: GOOD LORD!
WHO KNOWS WHAT FAITH-ENHANCING
>> Fakey: GOOD LORD!
WHO KNOWS WHAT FAITH-ENHANCING
STEROIDS THAT TEAM IS TAKING.
WHO KNOWS WHAT FAITH-ENHANCING
STEROIDS THAT TEAM IS TAKING.
IT'S YOUR TURN, OREL.
STEROIDS THAT TEAM IS TAKING.
IT'S YOUR TURN, OREL.
YOU'RE OUR LAST HOPE.
IT'S YOUR TURN, OREL.
YOU'RE OUR LAST HOPE.
THERE'S A LOT OF MORALTON MONEY
YOU'RE OUR LAST HOPE.
THERE'S A LOT OF MORALTON MONEY
TIED UP IN ALL OF THIS.
THERE'S A LOT OF MORALTON MONEY
TIED UP IN ALL OF THIS.
AND THIS IS THE BIG EVENT,
TIED UP IN ALL OF THIS.
AND THIS IS THE BIG EVENT,
SON -- FORGIVENESS.
AND THIS IS THE BIG EVENT,
SON -- FORGIVENESS.
>> Orel: [ GULPS ]
SON -- FORGIVENESS.
>> Orel: [ GULPS ]
>> Fakey: GET OUT THERE AND
>> Orel: [ GULPS ]
>> Fakey: GET OUT THERE AND
DESTROY THOSE MANTISES!
>> Fakey: GET OUT THERE AND
DESTROY THOSE MANTISES!
>> AND NOW FOR THE LAST PRAYING
DESTROY THOSE MANTISES!
>> AND NOW FOR THE LAST PRAYING
MATCH OF THE BEE -- FOR THE
>> AND NOW FOR THE LAST PRAYING
MATCH OF THE BEE -- FOR THE
BEGGING MANTISES, WITH A RECORD
MATCH OF THE BEE -- FOR THE
BEGGING MANTISES, WITH A RECORD
OF 15-0, GENUFLECTING GERRY.
BEGGING MANTISES, WITH A RECORD
OF 15-0, GENUFLECTING GERRY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OF 15-0, GENUFLECTING GERRY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND FOR DIORAMA'S PRAYING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND FOR DIORAMA'S PRAYING
FIGHTING VANISHING AMERICANS,
AND FOR DIORAMA'S PRAYING
FIGHTING VANISHING AMERICANS,
WITH A RECORD OF 19-1,
FIGHTING VANISHING AMERICANS,
WITH A RECORD OF 19-1,
PALMS PUPPINGTON!
WITH A RECORD OF 19-1,
PALMS PUPPINGTON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
PALMS PUPPINGTON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT, BOYS, THIS IS FOR THE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT, BOYS, THIS IS FOR THE
CHAMPIONSHIP.
ALL RIGHT, BOYS, THIS IS FOR THE
CHAMPIONSHIP.
ON THE COUNT OF THREE, YOU'RE
CHAMPIONSHIP.
ON THE COUNT OF THREE, YOU'RE
GOING TO BOTH START PRAYING FOR
ON THE COUNT OF THREE, YOU'RE
GOING TO BOTH START PRAYING FOR
FORGIVENESS.
GOING TO BOTH START PRAYING FOR
FORGIVENESS.
I DON'T WANT ANY FUNNY STUFF,
FORGIVENESS.
I DON'T WANT ANY FUNNY STUFF,
OKAY?
I DON'T WANT ANY FUNNY STUFF,
OKAY?
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY?
ALL RIGHT.
ONE...TWO...THREE!
ALL RIGHT.
ONE...TWO...THREE!
PRAY TO GOD FOR FORGIVENESS!
ONE...TWO...THREE!
PRAY TO GOD FOR FORGIVENESS!
>> [ STRAINING ]
PRAY TO GOD FOR FORGIVENESS!
>> [ STRAINING ]
FORGIVE YOUR UNWORTHY SERVANT.
>> [ STRAINING ]
FORGIVE YOUR UNWORTHY SERVANT.
THOUGH I AM YOUNG, I'VE
FORGIVE YOUR UNWORTHY SERVANT.
THOUGH I AM YOUNG, I'VE
TRANSGRESSED.
THOUGH I AM YOUNG, I'VE
TRANSGRESSED.
>> Orel: [ STRAINING ]
TRANSGRESSED.
>> Orel: [ STRAINING ]
>> Doughy: OREL, YOU KNOW YOU'RE
>> Orel: [ STRAINING ]
>> Doughy: OREL, YOU KNOW YOU'RE
NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK WHEN IT
>> Doughy: OREL, YOU KNOW YOU'RE
NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK WHEN IT
COMES TO GOD AND FAITH.
NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK WHEN IT
COMES TO GOD AND FAITH.
>> ...THE LITTLE BOYS WHO
COMES TO GOD AND FAITH.
>> ...THE LITTLE BOYS WHO
MASTURBATE.
>> ...THE LITTLE BOYS WHO
MASTURBATE.
>> Reverend: SIN TODAY, AND YOU
MASTURBATE.
>> Reverend: SIN TODAY, AND YOU
MUST REPENT TOMORROW.
>> Reverend: SIN TODAY, AND YOU
MUST REPENT TOMORROW.
>> Clay: HOW CAN I GET OVER IT?
MUST REPENT TOMORROW.
>> Clay: HOW CAN I GET OVER IT?
I NEVER ASKED FOR A SECOND
>> Clay: HOW CAN I GET OVER IT?
I NEVER ASKED FOR A SECOND
CHILD.
I NEVER ASKED FOR A SECOND
CHILD.
AND THEN, BOOM, SHAPEY MAGICALLY
CHILD.
AND THEN, BOOM, SHAPEY MAGICALLY
APPEARS.
AND THEN, BOOM, SHAPEY MAGICALLY
APPEARS.
>> BUT THEN AGAIN, I'M ONLY
APPEARS.
>> BUT THEN AGAIN, I'M ONLY
GONNA KILL IT.
>> BUT THEN AGAIN, I'M ONLY
GONNA KILL IT.
>> Orel: OH, IT'S NO USE.
GONNA KILL IT.
>> Orel: OH, IT'S NO USE.
I'VE GOT TO RELAX.
>> Orel: OH, IT'S NO USE.
I'VE GOT TO RELAX.
>> Bloberta: SELF-DESTRUCTIVE
I'VE GOT TO RELAX.
>> Bloberta: SELF-DESTRUCTIVE
ALCOHOLIC.
>> Bloberta: SELF-DESTRUCTIVE
ALCOHOLIC.
>> Clay: THROW DOGMA A BONE.
ALCOHOLIC.
>> Clay: THROW DOGMA A BONE.
BONE, BONE, BONE.
>> Clay: THROW DOGMA A BONE.
BONE, BONE, BONE.
>> AND THE TWO OF YOU SPEND
BONE, BONE, BONE.
>> AND THE TWO OF YOU SPEND
CHRISTMAS TOGETHER.
>> AND THE TWO OF YOU SPEND
CHRISTMAS TOGETHER.
>> Orel: AND PLEASE, LORD, I
CHRISTMAS TOGETHER.
>> Orel: AND PLEASE, LORD, I
KNOW I'M NOT WORTHY.
>> Orel: AND PLEASE, LORD, I
KNOW I'M NOT WORTHY.
HEY! I'M MEDITATING!
KNOW I'M NOT WORTHY.
HEY! I'M MEDITATING!
AND IT'S WITHOUT INCENSE OR
HEY! I'M MEDITATING!
AND IT'S WITHOUT INCENSE OR
ANYTHING.
AND IT'S WITHOUT INCENSE OR
ANYTHING.
I'M JUST --
ANYTHING.
I'M JUST --
UH-OH. THIS ISN'T RIGHT.
I'M JUST --
UH-OH. THIS ISN'T RIGHT.
I-I SHOULDN'T BE PRAYING LIKE
UH-OH. THIS ISN'T RIGHT.
I-I SHOULDN'T BE PRAYING LIKE
THIS.
I-I SHOULDN'T BE PRAYING LIKE
THIS.
>> [ Southern accent ] I HATE TO
THIS.
>> [ Southern accent ] I HATE TO
DISTURB YOUR MEDITATION, LITTLE
>> [ Southern accent ] I HATE TO
DISTURB YOUR MEDITATION, LITTLE
OREL, BUT I COULDN'T HELP IN
DISTURB YOUR MEDITATION, LITTLE
OREL, BUT I COULDN'T HELP IN
OVERHEARING THAT YOUR
OREL, BUT I COULDN'T HELP IN
OVERHEARING THAT YOUR
NOTHINGNESS SUDDENLY HAS BECOME
OVERHEARING THAT YOUR
NOTHINGNESS SUDDENLY HAS BECOME
A-LOT-NESS.
NOTHINGNESS SUDDENLY HAS BECOME
A-LOT-NESS.
>> Orel: ARE YOU BUDDHA?
A-LOT-NESS.
>> Orel: ARE YOU BUDDHA?
>> OH, JUST CALL ME AWAKE.
>> Orel: ARE YOU BUDDHA?
>> OH, JUST CALL ME AWAKE.
CUTE, AIN'T IT?
>> OH, JUST CALL ME AWAKE.
CUTE, AIN'T IT?
>> Orel: [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
CUTE, AIN'T IT?
>> Orel: [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
HMM.
>> Orel: [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
HMM.
I GUESS I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU
HMM.
I GUESS I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU
FOR FORGIVENESS.
I GUESS I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU
FOR FORGIVENESS.
>> WELL, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO
FOR FORGIVENESS.
>> WELL, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO
GO AND DO A FOOL THING LIKE
>> WELL, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO
GO AND DO A FOOL THING LIKE
THAT FOR?
GO AND DO A FOOL THING LIKE
THAT FOR?
>> Orel: BECAUSE I'M USING YOUR
THAT FOR?
>> Orel: BECAUSE I'M USING YOUR
RELIGION AS MY RELIGION.
>> Orel: BECAUSE I'M USING YOUR
RELIGION AS MY RELIGION.
>> OREL, OREL, OREL.
RELIGION AS MY RELIGION.
>> OREL, OREL, OREL.
NOW, LISTEN HERE.
>> OREL, OREL, OREL.
NOW, LISTEN HERE.
THOUSANDS OF CANDLES CAN BE LIT
NOW, LISTEN HERE.
THOUSANDS OF CANDLES CAN BE LIT
FROM A SINGLE CANDLE.
THOUSANDS OF CANDLES CAN BE LIT
FROM A SINGLE CANDLE.
AND THE LIFE OF THAT CANDLE WILL
FROM A SINGLE CANDLE.
AND THE LIFE OF THAT CANDLE WILL
NOT BE SHORTENED.
AND THE LIFE OF THAT CANDLE WILL
NOT BE SHORTENED.
GET IT?
NOT BE SHORTENED.
GET IT?
>> Orel: I THINK SO.
GET IT?
>> Orel: I THINK SO.
THEN, IT'S OKAY TO USE BUDDHISM
>> Orel: I THINK SO.
THEN, IT'S OKAY TO USE BUDDHISM
TO HELP ME BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN?
THEN, IT'S OKAY TO USE BUDDHISM
TO HELP ME BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN?
>> WELL, NOW, COME ON.
TO HELP ME BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN?
>> WELL, NOW, COME ON.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> WELL, NOW, COME ON.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> Orel: HEY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> Orel: HEY.
YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
>> Orel: HEY.
YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
>> I DO?
YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
>> I DO?
HOW D' YOU MEAN "DIFFERENT"?
>> I DO?
HOW D' YOU MEAN "DIFFERENT"?
>> Orel: WELL, YOU LOOK...
HOW D' YOU MEAN "DIFFERENT"?
>> Orel: WELL, YOU LOOK...
[ GONG! ]
>> Orel: WELL, YOU LOOK...
[ GONG! ]
...EXACTLY LIKE ME!
[ GONG! ]
...EXACTLY LIKE ME!
>> WELL, THAT DON'T SOUND TOO
...EXACTLY LIKE ME!
>> WELL, THAT DON'T SOUND TOO
DIFFERENT.
>> WELL, THAT DON'T SOUND TOO
DIFFERENT.
>> Orel: I GUESS NOT.
DIFFERENT.
>> Orel: I GUESS NOT.
>> BUT IT SURE DO SOUND LIKE
>> Orel: I GUESS NOT.
>> BUT IT SURE DO SOUND LIKE
YOU'RE AWAKE NOW.
>> BUT IT SURE DO SOUND LIKE
YOU'RE AWAKE NOW.
>> Orel: [ GASPS ]
YOU'RE AWAKE NOW.
>> Orel: [ GASPS ]
I AM!
>> Orel: [ GASPS ]
I AM!
>> GOOD JOB, KID.
I AM!
>> GOOD JOB, KID.
BUT I RECKON I WOULDN'T GO
>> GOOD JOB, KID.
BUT I RECKON I WOULDN'T GO
TELLING ANYBODY HERE IN MORALTON
BUT I RECKON I WOULDN'T GO
TELLING ANYBODY HERE IN MORALTON
ABOUT THAT.
TELLING ANYBODY HERE IN MORALTON
ABOUT THAT.
THEY WOULDN'T GET IT.
ABOUT THAT.
THEY WOULDN'T GET IT.
>> Orel: YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT
THEY WOULDN'T GET IT.
>> Orel: YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT
THAT.
>> Orel: YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT
THAT.
THANKS!
THAT.
THANKS!
>> AIN'T NO THING BUT A CHICKEN
THANKS!
>> AIN'T NO THING BUT A CHICKEN
WING.
>> AIN'T NO THING BUT A CHICKEN
WING.
NOW YOU GO OUT THERE AND GET
WING.
NOW YOU GO OUT THERE AND GET
THOSE MANTISES.
NOW YOU GO OUT THERE AND GET
THOSE MANTISES.
YEE-HA-HA-HA!
THOSE MANTISES.
YEE-HA-HA-HA!
WAHOO!
YEE-HA-HA-HA!
WAHOO!
HOO HOO HOO!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> Clay: [ GRUNTS ]
SON OF A...
>> Clay: [ GRUNTS ]
SON OF A...
>> [ STRAINING ]
SON OF A...
>> [ STRAINING ]
I CAN'T...
>> [ STRAINING ]
I CAN'T...
I CAN'T...
I CAN'T...
I CAN'T...
[ GROANING ]
I CAN'T...
[ GROANING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ GROANING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Clay: HEY, HEY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Clay: HEY, HEY!
>> Fakey: OREL, YOU DID IT!
>> Clay: HEY, HEY!
>> Fakey: OREL, YOU DID IT!
WE'RE RICH! RICH!
>> Fakey: OREL, YOU DID IT!
WE'RE RICH! RICH!
[ LAUGHS ]
WE'RE RICH! RICH!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> All: [ Chanting ] MONEY!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> All: [ Chanting ] MONEY!
MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!
>> All: [ Chanting ] MONEY!
MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!
MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!
MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!
MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!
MONEY! MONEY!
MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!
MONEY! MONEY!
[ CHANTING FADES ]
MONEY! MONEY!
[ CHANTING FADES ]
[ SITAR PLAYS ]
[ MEN CHANTING ]
[ PROJECTOR RUNNING ]