Moonshiners (2011–…): Season 5, Episode 8 - Out on a Limb - full transcript

The halfway point in moonshine
Season is a time of reckoning,

When most shiners
Evaluate their progress

And set a course
For the rest of the season.

But in the bluegrass state,

There's a bitter battle
Over sweet honey bourbon.

You know how fed up I am?
I been through a lot of *bleep*

Y'all have a good day.

In louisiana, nosy neighbors
Trigger night operations.

-what's that?
-right there.

And death from above
In south carolina.

Ah *bleep* it. I just need
To go up here and do it.



Oh *bleep*

Hold, hold, hold *bleep*

Ow!

♪ no one can hold me down ♪

♪ or make me change my ways ♪

♪ so don't waste your breath
Saying ♪

♪ crime never pays ♪

♪ we're going for a ride ♪

♪ running to survive ♪

♪ and living outside the law ♪

♪ we're living
Outside the law ♪

This is how
We make the moonshine!

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We ain't got too much more
To load in.



I don't know
That I'll load it out.

It's july in moonshine country,

The time when fortunes
Are beginning to build.

But the journey has only begun
For josh and bill

In south carolina.

-that mash is ready, boy.
-yeah, it is.

In a season
Plagued with hurdles

And yet to produce a drop
Of sellable shine,

The boys are hoping their
175 gallons of fermenting mash

Will yield them 18 gallons
Of high proof product

Worth $1800.

Everything's gone wrong,
But I'm not gonna

Let that stop me
From making shine.

Holy *bleep*

Bill...

You see that tree has fell?

What the hell? That one
That's crooked over?

You see it right there?

It goes up about 20 foot,

Then it hooks off
Towards jupiter over there.

It's under a tremendous amount
Of pressure.

That right there
Is dangerous.

That thing breaks off,
It's coming this way.

Like, if that top breaks off of
That tree that it's leaning in,

And it will, that thing's
Gonna land right here.

You see how bad it's bowed up?

If it comes this way,

I don't know if I'm more
Concerned about losing air cover

Or more concerned about
Getting crushed to death.

I can't let it hold me up.

Let's do this.

Back about
An inch and a half.

Ho -- ho -- ho -- hold.
Right there.

This tree that we got
Right beside our site,

That thing's
Almost at a 45 degree angle.

It's leaned over.

Not if it breaks,
But whenit breaks.

It's gonna break at some point

If it falls on the left side,
I mean, that's our site.

That's our still.
That's -- we're done for.

Biggest copper pot
We've ever built.

It's amazing how much work
It is just to drag this *bleep*

Down here and get it set up.

But once she gets
To start spitting,

I think she's gonna be
Pumping out liquor.

You hear me?

What is it, man?

Ah, I'm just stewing
On this tree.

I just keep waiting on it to...
I heard it pop earlier.

I'm waiting on this thing
To come down.

I don't know
If there's anything, really,

That can be done about it,
Except just

Hope it don't fall on us.

That thing's liable
To barber chair at anytime

And kill either one of us
If we're out there,

And then cutie pie
Lays out there all the time.

I'm afraid that
The tree might fall on her.

So I figured
It might make sense

To go ahead
And take care of it.

I'm not just a moonshiner.
I'm a man of many trades.

I been at this tree business
A long time

Because I got to make ends meet,

And that's what I do
To make a living.

That sounds like risking,
Like, literally life and limb.

Well, it's -- you know,

I don't really want
Our site to get destroyed.

Just hear me out.

Climb up this other tree
Over here,

Then I can get up in the top

And cut the top
Of that tree off,

And we'll lower
That whole tree down.

Oh, just drag it down?

Just force it to the ground.

Man...

...That's hell.

As big as the tree could be,
It's never too big for me.

Right on.

We'll come back
In the morning.

Yeah, we'll get it done.

Across state lines
In north carolina,

Three heritage shiners are about
To change the rules of the game.

With no profit to show
This season,

Jeff, mark, and lance
Have finally finished

Their first batch of scotch.

It's high proof.

I believe that will do it.

But it will only command
A premium price after aging.

When scotch is barrel aged,

The heat of summer increases
The pressure in the barrel,

And forces the liquor
Into pours in the oak.

Then during
The cooling of winter,

Barrel pressure decreases,

Releasing all the liquor
From the wood.

The sponge-like action
Of soaking in and out of the oak

Is what gives scotch
Its color and flavor.

To make it happen quickly,
Jeff, mark, and lance

Will use a rapid aging process.

Everything that
They'll need to rapid age

Isn't available in the woods,

So they'll move to
A slightly more modern location.

We couldn't find anything
To freeze scotch up here.

All right,
Look at your watch.

All right.

Mark's cabin is located 15 miles
Off the nearest paved road,

Which ends
20 miles outside of town.

Jeff's using a backwoods version
Of a cutting edge process

Now used in distilleries
Around the world, rapid aging.

Rapid aging
Relies on two principles.

First, instead of barrels,
They'll use cubes of oak.

This results in a six fold
Increase in the amount

Of oak surface area in which
The liquor can be absorbed.

Second, to simulate
A one year freeze-thaw cycle,

They'll heat their liquor
For 24 hours,

Followed by 24 hours
Of freezing.

Four of these cycles
Over eight days

Is said to produce the flavor
Of four-year-aged scotch.

Typical corn shine retails
For $100 per gallon,

But liquor with the taste
Of a four 4-year-old scotch

Can fetch over $300 per gallon.

It's the middle of the night
In northern louisiana,

And two swamp shiners
Are on the move.

We just need
To get our stuff unloaded

And us the crap out of here.

Because a flood wiped out

Their entire stock pile
Of shine...

That's money
Down the drain.

Patti and david
Want to make up for the loss,

So they decided
To double their capacity

By building a new 30-gallon pot,

But after a close call
With a neighbor...

I received a text
From the neighbor.

...Father and daughter
Aren't taking any chances

With their new setup.

Moving this still at night is
A lot safer than in the daytime.

This is where I kind of get
A little stressed out,

Is getting on the highway
With a 30-gallon still.

I mean, I think anybody would.

Well, wouldn't it be bad

If we got caught with this
Right now?

Ooh-wee.

Although transporting
Distilling equipment

Is not illegal in louisiana,
Possession is a red flag

To authorities that will trigger
An investigation.

Well, we need to get this mess
Unloaded, and let's go.

Copper is loud,
So when we move this still,

We've got to be quiet.

I mean, you can just touch it
And it dings,

And it echoes in the woods.

God dang.

We need to get down there
As fast as we can, put it up,

And be as quiet as we can
And get out of there.

Be careful,
It's slicker than you know what.

Come on.

What was that?

Right there.

Coming up, heads knock hard
Over barrels of bourbon.

Rome wasn't built
In a day.

Neither was my house, but I'm
Still paying the mortgage.

Crazy.

And josh's life
Hangs by a rope.

Aw, damn, I ain't gonna
Call you a coward

If you don't want
To crawl up there.

*bleep*

Ho -- ho -- hold,
*bleep*

Ah!

It's night in louisiana,

And two shiners
Are loading in a new still,

But they might not be alone.

Now we got some light.

What's that?

Right there.

Armadillo.

See him?

Pot and cap are loaded in,

But they still need to get
The thumper and condenser.

We need to get this mess
Unloaded, and let's go.

Come on, daddy.

You get your boards.
Get your boards.

Yes, you are, come on.

They're over here.

Like this?

Let's cover it up good.

Hmm.

I just got a text
Wanting to know what's --

Is there something going on,
From the neighbor.

Yeah, I'm gone.

The nosy neighbors
Put a scare in us

Because he can
Call the cops on us.

I don't want
To lose this big still,

And that's exactly
What can happen,

And then my season
Is gonna be over with.

Well, I hope he
Don't call the cops.

♪♪

Are you sure this is
What you want to do with this?

Yep.Well, you know you're my buddy

And it's just like
Getting married?

I'm going to try to talk you
Out of it every way I can.

In the bluegrass state,
Two shiners are at odds

Over kentucky's
Most coveted tradition.

This stuff here
Needs to go in this barrel

And get some age on it.

I'm filling these barrels
Up with this honey moonshine,

Trying to make
This honey bourbon.

About to go pick the barrels up,
Offload them by myself.

It's a frustrating situation.

I don't think
Chico sees the magnitude

Of what's really going on here.

Tyler's opting
For long-term gains

By aging the honey shine
In charred oak barrels

To produce a signature bourbon.

Bourbon is
An amber-colored whiskey,

Distilled from 51% corn mash
And aged in charred oak barrels.

It's a high-dollar liquor,

But it takes years
To achieve the signature taste.

Think about it
Down the road, money.

I mean...
Money now.

I believe we can take this
And age it for at least a year.

A year?

Tyler's goal is to sell
The honey bourbon

For $400 per gallon,

Twice the price
Of regular honey shine.

I mean, he may have the money

To wait on it in these bourbon
Barrels, but I don't.

Well, let's put the caps
On this.

We'll cross this road
When we get there.

We're playing
Towards a big clientele.

These people
Have a lot of money,

And when they get a hold
Of this stuff,

They're gonna to come back
And buy more.

All we got to do
Is keep making it.

To me, that's just about like
Pouring it out on the ground.

We just trying
To stay afloat.

This right here is gonna
Do better than float.

This is going to sail.

A year from now.

I just don't think
It's a good idea

When we can get
$100 a gallon out of grain.

$200 a gallon out of the honey.

We can get run it
And have my money in three days.

We got an opportunity to be
A part of the bourbon industry,

Even though it's in
The backwoods and it's illegal.

You know, we got an opportunity
To be a part of some

Kentucky heritage
And move a product

That's gonna be better
Than anything

That's ever come out of
Them distilleries.

I don't mind doing the work.

This is as easy a work
As we gonna do.

It's just the waiting.

I don't like waiting.

You better give me a drink,

That way you can finish
Talking me into doing this.

If I give you
A drink of this,

You can't sit
And gripe about it.

After you take a drink of it,
Then it goes in the barrel.

Basically, he don't want to put
This moonshine in a barrel,

And let it sit and age

To where we can make
More money off of it.

He wants cash in the hand.

He's not thinking about
Tomorrow, which, you know,

That's what
Kind of separates us.

I ain't saying
That it ain't a good product.

The only thing I'm saying is,
"A year?"

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Neither was my house, but I'm
Still paying the mortgage.

As long as we can come
To a happy medium,

We'll split some
In some barrels.

But, you know, if we keep up
Production with the other shine

Where we can make money now,
We'll roll with it.

Well, let's go get
The rest of the stuff run

And make some money.

What are you thinking
With this thing?

I believe I
Can cut that limb off.

In south carolina,

A 10-ton wooden menace
Dangles precariously

Above josh and bill's
Bunker still.

I don't think
It's worth the risk

Of trying to crawl up a tree
With a damn chainsaw

To keep the tree
From falling on our still.

It doesn't look safe
Any way you look at it.

Fortunately, bill knows a guy
Who knows a thing or two

About taking down trees.

I'm set.

I already knew he was insane.

I been cutting trees
Pretty much all my life,

And I've had
A lot of close calls.

I was doing this tree job,

This tree
Was way over the power lines.

When I unhooked my lanyard,
It swung down,

And it landed
On that power line.

That baby bowed me
Over backwards

Like I got hit
By a freight train.

And now you want
To talk about getting a jolt?

I'm lucky to be alive.

You gonna start chopping
On the one that's falling?

Yeah, that's what
I'm hoping for.

So, if I cut
That first limb off,

And we'll put the pulley
On it right there,

Then it should break out

And come falling down right
Where we're standing right here.

A tree job in the woods.

I feel stupid
Cutting a tree like this,

That ain't over somebody's house
Or something.

To mitigate
The falling tree threat,

Josh is going to use a technique
Known as a controlled fall.

Using spikes, he'll climb
80 feet up an adjacent tree

And harness in.

Next, he'll swing over
To the falling tree

And cut away
The entangled limbs.

After that, josh will tie a line
Around the falling tree,

Repel down, and put the rope
Through a pulley.

Finally, he'll tie the rope
To his truck.

Using the truck and the angle
Provided by the pulley,

Josh hopes to safely yank
The tree into the clear slot

On the forest floor,

Narrowly avoiding any damage
To the still site,

But one small miscalculation

And the bunker will end up
A pile of splinters.

Yeah. You ready?

I'm ready.
I ain't got to do much work.

Of course I'm ready.

Ah, yeah.

There you go.

That *bleep* thing breaks,

I'm going for
A *bleep* ride and a half.

How you doing, brother?

Good.

I was just gonna cut

This one limb
Right here in front of me.

Turn on the saw.

All right, pull it.

God dang!

You got it?

Yeah.

Here you go.

What's that?
Here you go.

What you doing?

Ho -- ho -- hold, *bleep*

You all right, bill?

Yeah, it missed me.
It missed me.

I mean, the wind
Is really picking up.

Now that josh is up there,
We got a breeze blowing.

It's getting more and more
Unsafe by the second.

I got to tell you,
I'm *bleep* scared to death.

Bill.
Yeah? What's your plan?

Well, I just don't think
It's safe.

If we don't do anything to it,
What's it going to do?

I don't know.

The man in me says,

"Haul ass to the top of the tree
And take care of it."

But my balls are telling me

That I need to come back
Over there and come down.

Aw, damn, I ain't gonna
Call you a coward

If you don't want to
Crawl up there.

Ah, *bleep* that.

I just need to go up here
And do it.

You're bouncing like hell,
Brother.

Oh, *bleep*

Ho -- ho -- hold,

*bleep*

Ow!

Coming up, moonshine hell

In the louisiana heat...

Damn.

...And chico and tyler's season
Takes a hit.

Can we fix that?

I got to tell you,
I'm *bleep* scared to death.

In south carolina,

To save the still site...

Ah, *bleep* that.

I just need to go up here
And do it.

...Josh is out on a limb
With his life on the line.

Bouncing like hell,
Brother.

Please lord,
Don't let me die like this.

Oh *bleep*

Ho -- ho -- hold *bleep*

Ow!

ow!

You all right, brother?

Hell, yeah, I'm all right.

I knew I was gonna
Do like that.

♪♪

She's set up now.

Right on.

She's about to come down.

Well,
Let's hook the truck up,

And then pull her down.

Gonna get the pulley
Around the tree, here,

And we're going to throw
The other end on the truck.

This line on here,
Which is like a tow line,

We're gonna
Pull the tree with it,

And we're going to hook it into
This snatch block right here,

Then we're going to hook it
To the truck out at the road.

Phew.

Ready to hook this up?

You gonna drive
Through here with the truck?

Yeah.

Come on.
Come on.

Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.

All right, we digging.

We digging.

That went through!

It snapped your rope.

Did it?
Yeah.

it ain't
Gonna come down.

♪♪

In north carolina,
After 24 hours of heating,

The family-recipe scotch

Is at the end of the first step
Of rapid aging.

Jeff, mark, and lance

Want big results from
The liquor-time-warp process.

Well...

Now they'll freeze the liquor
For another full day,

Which will equal a year's worth
Of charred-oak-barrel aging.

That gives you a lot deeper
Of an oak flavor.

♪♪

Well, this hill's getting slick
As a baby's butt, isn't it?

Yeah, buddy.

Well, I'm excited to finally
Get to run this thing.

Yep.

Back in louisiana,
After a scare from a neighbor,

Patti and david
Get back to brewing.

Well, I'm excited to finally
Get to run this thing.

Get our mashing on.

Now that don't take
Much water, daddy.

Well, the plan is
To finally make some shine

With this new still we built.

I'll get my striker.

Let that fill up.

I'm gonna heat this real slow

And hopefully get
Some good shine out of it.

I'm excited. I've been
Waiting a while for it.

Dang, that was hot.

It's gonna take a lot longer
To heat up

Than a 15-gallon still.

You know, we're down here.

We're fixing to run
On this 30 gallon still.

I mean, everything's
Riding on this.

If it doesn't work,
Then, you know,

Our season is gonna be gone.

But if it does work,
We're gonna be able

To make twice the liquor,
Twice the money, you know?

And we still have a little time
To get back on our feet.

Think your grandpa
Would be proud of us?

I think so.

It's not all about just
Making some moonshine.

I get to spend time
With my daddy.

He's always showing me something
Different in the nature

That you can survive on.

It's always been like that
My whole life.

Here it comes.

♪♪

Smooth, ain't it?

Yeah, buddy.

I'm hoping it's...

I'm gonna say 140.

Ooh-wee,
That's burning that cut.

God dog.
Hold that.

What, 130?

This isn't the first time
This season that patti and david

Have turned out
A disappointing low proof run.

Dang, it ain't but 120.

That ain't worth a crap.

Well,
It's better than nothing.

Already had one low run already,
So we've got to figure out

What we need to do to get
This shine getting higher proof.

Coming up, josh and bill
Can't fight gravity forever.

That went...

Holy *bleep*

*bleep* damn

...And a plan
Quickly unravels in kentucky.

I'm done today.

I dropped that still.

Something's going on.
Something ain't right.

Come on. Come on.

Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.

All right, we digging.
We digging.

A season's work
Hangs in the balance

In south carolina...

I am not believing
That thing ain't coming down.

...And things aren't going
As planned.

It snapped your rope.

Did it?
Yeah.

Sounded like
A crack of lightning.

Wha-pew!

It ain't
Gonna come down.

We're just gonna
Hook a chain to it.

Then look
What it did to the tree.

It done burnt the hell
Out of the tree.

We'll hook a chain
On it this time.

I didn't realize how bad it was
Hung up in those other trees.

So if she don't come down
In the next tug or two,

We're gonna leave her alone.

Well, the tree we had it
Tied to, when the rope broke,

But it really wasn't
In the right place

For the right angle either.

So we're gonna
Move to another tree,

Gonna put a chain on it,

And I'll get
A little bit different angle

On the pull of it.

The thing
Should come right down.

This should
Do us justice here.

Oh, that ain't
Gonna break.

All right.
I feel pretty good about that.

That works.

All right,
Let's let her dig.

Let's pull on her.

I'm gonna stand out of the way
In case this rope snaps.

All right. We digging.
We digging.

All right, it was going.

Oh yeah.

Come on. Come on.

Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.

Easy, easy, easy.

All right.

Holy *bleep*

We just got it.

All right,
Relax on the rope.

It didn't mess up
Our still site, that's a plus.

It's been a hell of a day.

We've been climbing trees
And doing a bunch of rigging.

She pulled her
Right down to the ground.

Let's start
Making some shine.

♪♪

Well, I guess we're gonna

Load all this stuff up
In my truck.

I got to hook
This little trailer.

We'll put everything
On the trailer

And haul it back there
And get this site set up.

Sounds good to me, brother.

In kentucky, two shiners
Are about to head to the woods

For a 12-gallon run.

This stuff here is gonna
Have to go in the barrel.

But the shine
Won't be sold right away.

I know we want to sell some
Stuff, make some quick money,

But we got to go
In the barrel with this.

This is really, really worrying
The *bleep* out of me

'cause I have broke my back
Doing this.

If we got problems,
We communicate about it.

You know, I don't want you

Thinking the wrong thing
About me.

I'm looking out for you,
Too.

It's just hurting
My wallet right now, you know?

Instead of us taking what liquor
That we've run

And putting back
Into materials to keep running,

We're just waiting on it.

History is filled
With moonshining partnerships

That started strong
But went sour.

One famous alliance
Was formed during prohibition.

When, for the cut of
The revenue, an illinois mobster

Named charlie birger
Allowed bootlegging legends,

The shelton brothers,
To run liquor to his territory.

In return,
The sheltons showed birger

How to blend shine and water
In household washing machines.

As the money poured in, the team
Even successfully waged

A bloody three-year battle
Against the kkk.

But the alliance was severed
When the shelton's

Tried to expand their reign into
Some of birger's other counties.

Their rivalry ultimately led
To the sheltons' imprisonment,

And played a part
In birger's public hanging.

When you're making bourbon,
Once you get rolling,

You've always got product
Ready to sell.

It's just the very beginning

That you've got to wait
On this stuff, but I don't think

He quite understands
The whole aspect of it just yet.

This is the money right here.

As fragile as them stills is,
They sure takes a beating.

Now, I got a lot of dollars
In this still here,

And a lot of
Sweat and hours.

I've been working on this still
For a long time.

There's several thousand dollars
Worth of copper in this setup.

We get this stuff
Covered up here.

The good thing about
This new still site is

We're actually gonna be working
Below a pond dam,

And this pond
Has an underground spring

That's putting limestone water
Into this pond,

And it's the right kind of water
To make bourbon.

Come on.

It's like a pterodactyl
Spread eagle.

You got that,
Or you need some help?

I ain't gonna be able
To walk in there

Just like this when we
Go in here in the woods.

We gonna have to
Get on each end of it.

That'll make it
A lot easier.

It don't weigh nothing.
It's just awkward.

You know how awkward
Walking backwards is?

Damn, this is *bleep*

*bleep*

Set it down.

Yeah, that's bad.

I accidentally
Dropped tyler's still.

You know, it was an accident.
I wouldn't tear up his stuff.

You know how much that costs,
Just the copper in that?

And the damn time
I spent on that.

I dropped that still.

It may look like a small dent,
But its location means, at best,

The entire cape
Needs to be re-soldered,

And, at worst, a total rebuild.

Chico just smashed
The side of the still in.

*bleep* damn.I know.

Damage is the *bleep* of it.

Makes it look bad. I don't
Even know if I can use it.

I'm done today.

You know,
I'm not trying to overreact,

But I start thinking,

"Well, he didn't show up
For three days.

He don't want
To make this bourbon."

Something in the milk
Ain't clean.

I mean, something's going on.
Something ain't right.

Can you fix that?

That son of a bitch.

There's $2000 worth of copper
In this thing.

Oh, well.

You mother *bleep*

Coming up, kentucky moonshining
Hits the boiling point.

Do you know
How fed up I am?

I been through
A lot of *bleep*

Y'all have a good day.

In north carolina,
Jeff, mark, and lance

Are on their way to making

Quality backwoods scotch
A reality.

How are you, mark?

As the rapid-aging process
Turns days into years,

The scotch is getting closer
To the mellow, oak-y flavor

They're looking for.

Yeah.

They're back on top

With 60 gallons
Of aged scotch worth $18,000.

♪♪

It started off
A normal day moonshining,

And this process,
When I moved the still,

I crimped my ankle.

I fall.
I drop the still.

It still would have ran fine,
But it did look bad.

Tyler went without me
And fixed it.

You know, I would have
Helped him fix his still.

It's the last straw
In the bluegrass state...

Get it fixed?
Yeah.

...After chico no-showed
For a run,

Then dropped tyler's still
The very next day...

I've been up till
3:00 in the morning,

Working on something
That he screwed up.

And, you know, he didn't show up
For three days,

And he come in telling me

That he was in the hospital
With his mama.

Where you been at, man?

Mama's in the hospital
And stuff.

Mama's in the hospital?Mm-hmm.

Your family comes first,

But I heard through
The grapevine that he was out

Buying a motorcycle.

I guess the bright side
To making moonshine by yourself

Is you get to keep all the money
You make off of it.

It's one of two ways --
We in it together,

Or we're not in it together.

You know what I'm saying?

I have always
Been behind you.

Are you going to sit there
And tell me

That you been absolutely
100% right by me?

Where have I wronged you?

I want you to know
I'm being serious with you.

Do you think
I done that on purpose?

Well, I don't know if you
Done it on purpose or not.

And I'm wondering,
"He damages my still,

He don't want to put
This moonshine in a barrel

And let it sit and age,

Is he trying
To put me out of business

And go into a business
For himself?"

Something's going on.

I ain't saying
You done it on purpose,

And I ain't saying
You didn't do it on purpose.

I'm just saying,
When *bleep* like that goes on,

And you know the nature
Of this business.

I'd never do you that way.

I tripped.
I dropped the still.

It made me feel horrible,

And he obviously thinks
It was intentional,

Like I threw it on the ground
On purpose.

You supposed to trust me
More than that.

What have you contributed?

What have I contributed?

What what have you
Contributed to this?

I have helped you
And helped you and helped you,

And you don't even
Know about it.

How is that when I do
Every *bleep* thing out here?

I build this still.

I put my money into it.

I been through
A lot of *bleep*

This ain't me to sit here

And act like this over a bunch
Of *bleep* bull *bleep*

I ain't got time
For somebody to be poking at me

And prodding at me
Every day.

I'm tired of it!

The thing with the still,
I don't know what you did, man.

I don't know
What you're intentions were.

It was a *bleep* accident.

You ought to know me
Better than that.

When I met you, man,
You was different.

Y'all have a good day.

Well, that's fine, man.

Me dropping this still
Has opened my eyes

To a lot of stuff
That has been going on.

There were comments made about
Maybe cutting me out

Of the bourbon, the liquor
That he run by his self.

You know, I'm not worth as much
To him as I thought I was.

I completely felt disrespected.

Maybe this is the straw
That broke the camel's back.

Next time on "Moonshiners,"

Tim attempts
To take his brand global...

When they taste it,

We don't need
To talk the same language.

It's good.

...Mark and digger
Teach an old dog new tricks.

Is a 50-pound baby fat?

Talk to me
Like that one more time,

I'll punch you
In the *bleep* mouth.

And in south carolina,

Two shiners
Pass the point of no return.

You *bleep*