Moonshiners (2011–…): Season 11, Episode 4 - Backwoods Old Fashioned - full transcript

this time on moonshiners...

This is popcorn's
old still site
in north carolina.

I ain't never in my life
hauled water
to a still site.

If we stay here,
it's going to kill
our season.

this is insane.

We've got to get off
this still site
and get closer to home.

we thought
we'd put brandy
into the wine,

make a lot more product,

and a whole lot more of money.

Wouldn't hurt to put a tad
more of that in it.

But we're
down to our last gallon.



And if we could get this
mixed up right, may be up
a creek without a paddle.

they said they want
the green one,

the absinthe, man.

This guy wants absinthe.
I've never made
anything like this before.

that's wormwood.
Oh, my,
it tastes like a worm.

this is how we make
the moonshine!

have you talked
to daniel?

I have.
He's going to meet us
up here on the highway.

in cocke county,
tennessee,

after police raided
their small warehouse
still site,

mark and digger sneak back
under cover of darkness

to fill up
on their most precious
ingredient.

We got to have
that limestone water.

We got to have it.



The thing about this is

if the chief of police
gets wind of this,

he will bring
the damn vengeance.

One of the big deals
about tennessee whiskey,
as anybody knows,

is limestone water.

That sweeter water quality
that goes along with
limestone water,

it pairs well with that corn

and it brings it
to the forefront
really strong.

It's crucial
we get this water.

If we don't,
we can't make anymore
tennessee whiskey.

hey, daniel,
how are you doing, boss?

well, I generally know
if you're calling me,

you got something
on your mind, so.

Well,
we're up a stump.

Okay.
we was making
our tennessee whiskey

down there in town.

We got a visit with
the police.

That ain't no good, never.

and we've been evicted.

We got a still site, daniel,
across the mountain.

but we need
this rascal here filled up

with that water, so we can
build a little mash.

we'd like to take your truck
with the tote in it.

We'll take it down there

and we'll pump
the water in it.

They don't know your truck

and they won't have
any reason to stop her
and check that truck.

We're just going to stake
you out down there
on top of a building.

If you see
the cops headed our way,

just give us a heads up.

this is a big ask,
so we got

the big resolve for it.
All right.

So we want to bring you in
as a partner on this run
of tennessee whiskey.

I need to know right there,
you in or you out?

Well, hell,
that ain't hard to decide.
I'm in.

Good deal.

given the heat
that the local police

and everything has got
on mark and digger,

it's kind of risky
doing this for them.

A lot of the times, though,
you'll find out in life

that the risk is worth
the reward.

We're here, boys.

Daniel's role is
he's going to be a lookout.

If he spots something
that might be a threat to us,
he'll let us know

and then we can make
ourselves scarce, hopefully.

let's get this
*bleep* done.

yeah.

I'm heading up
to this big, tall building,
where I can look down

and make sure that
there's no cops or anything.

well, the plan
is digger and I will

sink the pump in the spring,

pump the water in the tote.

All right,
I'd say the coast is clear.

Got you, man.

You know, pumping water

is not illegal,

but we've already tempted fate

and we've been warned
by the chief of police.

We're, kind of,
reneging on our word
by coming back here.

If the police find us,
we'll be in even more trouble.

I'm a pigeon
and I'm a nervous wreck.

If this is the stuff
we got to go through
to make liquor, really.

I'm seeing a black suv.

oh, damn it.
Where's he going?

I can't see.

He's just, he's a creeping in,
yeah.

oh, hell.
oh, hell.
Get to that side.

Radio silence.

Man,
he's looking around here
at us.

Damn,
if that's the undercover,
they're had.

he's backing up.

he's getting out.

He's going on,
he's going west.

it looks to me like
he's leaving right now.

That don't do nothing
for my wet drawers
right now, though.

well, you know,
the lucky thing about it,

while this guy was
cleaning his fingernails
in his car,

whatever he's doing,
this tote filled up.

We've got
all the water,
we can haul.

Let's get
the hell out of here.

Next thing is
we're heading out
bright early in the morning,

north carolina, to make
a little liquor
out of this limestone water.

what do you say
we skedaddle, old buddy?

we'll get
the hell out of here.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

hey, you can't see
nothing from over here, huh?

We get to running, though,
we might cut

a piece of laurel
through this trail.

in graham county,
north carolina,

after spending last season
helping those in need,

mark and huck
kick off the year

by rebuilding capital
with an old favorite.

Now people are getting
back to work,

now things are getting
back to normal.

People getting little money
in their pocket.

Usually we just, you know,
make corn liquor and brandy,

you know, but this year
we thought we'd make some
good fortified wine.

Our old buddy, steve,
said he had

about a hundred pounds of
good quality grapes.

What we're going to do
with these grapes is
work it off into wine,

use about half of it to
distill, make it into brandy.

Getting water, huck?

got plenty!

then we're going to
take our brandy and pour it
back into our wine.

That's what they call
a fortified wine.

It's got a real good taste.

Still good and stout.
Make a lot more product

and a whole lot more of
money, too.

So our old buddy, steve,
we're going to go
check him out

and see what he's got.

fortified wine traces back
to the roman empire,

but its use increased during
europe's golden age of sail
in the 1700s,

because the product's
high proof saved
on cargo space

and ensured it wouldn't spoil
on long ocean voyages.

The heady mix of liquor
and wine quickly gained
widespread popularity

and became all the rage
on the mainland.

Today, fortified wine
is commonly consumed
in the states as vermouth,

the staple and cocktails like
the martini and the manhattan.

It can also be drunk
on its own as a sherry,

port or madeira wine.

Oh, look at that, boss.

Damn pretty, ain't it?
Yes, spring time

and grapes ain't in season
yet here,

our old buddy, steve,
he went into mexico

and he brings them back
to these fruit stands
and sells them.

But he had some extra.

We wound up getting them
from him.

What do you want for them?
last year y'all
made that juice for me.

If you want to put a jar
or something in there,

when you got it back,
that'd be fine.
There ain't no hurry for it.

Make a little fortified wine,
there.

yeah.
yeah, this might be

a pretty good thing
for me and huck.

We'd be the first ones
to be able to make some liquor
out of grapes this year.

thank you, man.
thank you, mark.

Thank you, huck.
steve, appreciate it.

Yes. Fortified wine.

It's in between a good brandy
and a wine, too,

so it should be some
of the best liquor
we ever made.

man, you see
the fish jumping
in this bayou?

there's
a whole lot of things
in that bayou, fish,

alligators, turtles.

stop.
I ain't eaten lunch yet.
Let's go.

in new iberia,
louisiana,

richard and his brother craig
are returning
to their still site,

as the rainy season turns
to moonshine season
on the bayou.

everybody wants a good drink.

I've been having
people coming to me
left and right.

Hey, can I get some?
Can I get some?
So this is the time right now

that we're going to get
out here and we're going
to produce some liquor.

It's a lot of growth
over here.

We ought to have
a lot of shade back here.

It's been a couple of months
since we've been
at the old site,

so we're gonna
go over there and see
what we got going on.

Look at this mud, craig.

oh, my goodness.
all right.

So, we're underwater.
damn!

Our spot from last year,

it's currently sitting
in a couple of inches
of water.

I'm not going to deal
with this right here.

It's a no go.
We're going to have to find
another spot.

Let's see if there's
something else, man,
we could deal with.

This area right here
is just a little bit
too wide open.

Let's see what we can do
over here.

Stay pretty close
to the bayou,

because that's our main thing,
having this cold water.

That's why we're here,
not to drink,
but for a condenser, it's a1.

I like this little area
right here.

It's hidden enough.
We got a little brush here.

What we're going
to have to do is
build a deck or something

to put everything on,
so we don't have
to go through this.

Even if it's muddy,
we could come back here.

This new spot,
it's a little higher than
the last part that we had.

It's not muddy there.

twelve feet
by eight feet.
perfect.

There's enough room.

What do you see?

That is an alligator
right there, son.

I told you,
I seen that big thing.

if it come up here...

We ain't got to worry
about what we're going
to eat

for the rest of this week.
I can promise you that.

That will be over.

This is a perfect spot.

The faster we can
get this site set up,

man, the faster we can
get some cash rolling.

what's up, james?
hey, man,
what's going on, rich?

Nothing much, man.
What's happening?

oh, man,
I'm down in new orleans, man,
at a barbecue, man.

I had a little bit of
that shine with me, man,

that moonshine the one
that I got from you...

uh-huh.
my people tasted it, bro.

Come on.
What do they think?

oh, man,
they loved it.
And look, what else, man?

They're wondering
if you can get some
more for them,

you know, I told them,
a little.

They want the green one.
Green?

oh, yeah,
green one, the absinthe, man.

Oh, absinthe.

they said
that's the good one, man.

From what I know
about absinthe,

it has
a lot of ingredients in it.

I've never made
anything like this before.

Definitely got to do
some research on it.

But I mean that stuff
is expensive, man.

you got that money, charged
about 250 for a gallon.

We can do it.
we could make that money.

All right. I appreciate it.
I'll take care of you
on the back end.

all right. Thank you.

All right, appreciate it,
my brother.

250 a gallon, that's not bad.

No. But,
what the hell is absinthe?
What's in it?

I know what's in it. Money.

absinthe,
the legendary liquor
known as the green fairy,

has been shrouded
in mystery and myth
since it was first invented

by a french doctor
in the 1700s.

A potent mix of grain, spirit,
and over 12 herbs
and botanicals

give absinthe
its licorice like flavor

and evocative green hue.

Absinthe was outlawed
in 1912 in the united states

when rumors spread that
wormwood, the same ingredient

that's said to give absinthe
its psychedelic properties,

caused madness.

It was later discovered that
no scientific evidence
supported the claim.

However, it wasn't until,
nearly a century,
later in 2007

that the ban
was finally lifted

and americans could
legally dance with
the green fairy once again.

Ain't nobody making
no absinthe.

New orleans is all about
drinking.

This is a new client
and a new city.

I mean,
this is the type of customers
we're looking for.

If this works,
this can open up
a whole big market for us.

We got to set up
this still site.

I'm gonna leave this here.
We're going to let
this alligator know

we're here now.

But our reputation
is at stake.

What if we turn in a product
that's not really good?

It's a high-end customer
in new orleans
we're dealing with.

I want to give him our best.

We should've got
a softer brush.

make sure you get
around your toenails.

You'll have to help me up.

- yeah, me and huck

just stomping them grapes,
you know,

like they done
back in the old days.

oh, you're doing good.
I hear them pop.

talk about slick!

never, ever had
to haul water to a still site
to mash in with.

We're gonna have to do
something different.
We can't live like this.

well, you know,
it's either stupidity
or commitment.

We've hauled 275 gallons
of water 60 miles across

the mountains
of north carolina.

This is probably more effort

and more work
than we've ever put into
a run of liquor in our lives.

I'll get us
some water going.

To make mark and digger's
tennessee whiskey,

it's got to be
limestone water.

We got to rig up the pump,

pump the water up the hill.

If we didn't have to have
this water,

I certainly would not be
doing this.

We've got to drag
hoses up that bank,

all the way up
this hill to the still side.

Then we've got to fire
a generator up.

It's a damn sight amount
of work to make a run
of moonshine liquor,

I'm telling you.

Hey, it's getting there.
oh.

oh, hey,
cramp that hose now.
Don't waste it.

We ain't got, but one tote.

You know, we don't have
an endless supply of water
right now,

so we've got to be careful
not to waste any of it.

that's tennessee holy water.

Yeah, boy.
We're at hallowed ground,
I guess

you'd say. This
is popcorn's old still site.

Come on, daniel.
this is a nice place,

but it ain't
the handiest one,
is it?

nope.
so, you know, as far
as what we're doing today,

it's worth it.

But as far as making a career,
making liquor up here,

ain't going to happen.

Too much work.

All right. Get her.
Let's get her hot.

Give us a little gas.

whoa! I think I like
your old lady, digger,

just putting that
all over town.
Putting that all over town.

you know,
beyond this water,

we've got to have
our white corn,

our malted barley and a rye.

The way we measure up here,
'cause we're not going
to bring scales,

we just mark the graduations
on our bucket

and we know where
the weights are at
for which particular grain.

There's the rye.

as good a guy
as daniel is and all the help
he's given us

looking out for us, you know,

we feel it's just fair
to bring him in as a partner
on this tennessee whiskey.

Right. This old stir stick.
I got here made out
of black walnut.

It's got
tennessee shaped holes
cut in it.

yeah.

So will that have any bearing
on tennessee whiskey,

if we make it
north carolina?

That'll help make
tennessee whiskey,
I bet a dollar on it.

it'll make it
a hell of a lot better mash

if it's from tennessee.

Yeah, you'd have to think.

I mean, the mash may not know,
but me and you
and digger know.

That's right.

Well, you always say,
it ain't a lie
if you believe it.

No, no. It ain't a lie
if you don't believe it.

oh, yeah, that.

you know,
today they're actually

teaching me
the exact measurements

that they put into
a 55-gallon drum of mash.

we've got to stir
the hell out of it.

And I am completely
honored that...

That mark and digger
would trust me
with... With the recipe.

Digger, do you think
popcorn would be proud of us?

No, he'd have thought...
Well, he'd be
saying right now,

"I don't know
what the hell you boys think
you're accomplishing."

oh, if popcorn know
that we was hauling water
to make mash and stuff,

he'd call us everything
in the book and tell us
how damn stupid we was.

And, you know, I'm not so sure
that he wouldn't be right.

He made some good liquor
and he made terrible liquor,

but now he used
whatever he had.

Oh, yeah.
And that's what--

that's what I say
all the time, you know,

they holler
the popcorn recipe,
popcorn recipe.

Which one?
Hell, there's nine millions.

He never did anything
the same.

Well, we got the mash made.

We just need to bring it down

to temperature,
where the yeast will thrive.

Then we're ready to let
it ferment, then we'll
come back here and run it.

What do you think
we cover these things up?

yep,
let mother nature
do its thing.

we're ready to go.
We're gonna get this set up
and put a still on it

and start running.

The faster we can get
this site set up, man,

the faster we can get
some cash rolling.

I'm wondering
if that alligator is coming
back around here.

We're about to see
if it came up.

All right.
Let's get to work, man.

Put one on the bottom.

The quicker we do this,
the quicker we can start
mashing this in.

It doesn't have to be
the most beautiful thing
in the world,

but it does have to be
functional.

This is it.

All right, we're done.

They didn't build
rome in a day
because I wasn't there.

Come on, let's get some stuff
and mash in
before it gets too late.

Now that our deck is build,

we're going to do
our sugar wash,

the high proof neutral spirit
for our absinthe.

I've done
a lot of research on it.

The first thing we have to do
with absinthe

is run a base spirit,
a neutral spirit,

something that
doesn't taste like anything.

Sugar and water,
most neutral you can get.

The only flavors that
we're gonna
introduce into this

is the things that we
bring into it
with the fennel, the wormwood.

Oh, all the botanicals.

the botanicals.
That's where
the flavor comes in

on the back end.

All that stuff combined
is going to give it
this vibrant green color.

And when you lose it,
when you introduce
the water to it,

it turns this whitish color
and you could see it
kind of darting around,

that's when the oils
separate themselves
and they start to develop

their aroma and flavor.

This is some
mad science *bleep*.

It's the kind of science
that will make you mad.

All right. We're at
a high enough temperature,

let's start dropping
some sugar in here.

all right.
in absinthe,

there are so many
complex flavors.

So going in with
a base neutral spirit
makes so much sense.

It's a hard process,
it's a hard product,

but there's never been
a liquor that we touched
that we couldn't conquer.

Grab the yeast. Let's go.

It's a real good yeast,
real good yeast nutrients.

that's good.

we'll let that work off.

Hopefully a couple of days,
that'll be done.

We'll go ahead
and start sourcing
all our botanicals.

You got everything
out of here?

That's it.
I'm going
to drink a beer.

it's beer 30.

It's five o'clock, somewhere.

oh, god, that's kind of
like being a pallbearer,
ain't it?

it is.
let's let it down
for a minute.

Yeah, we're going to
work our grapes
over good,

get all the stems out of it,
make sure some of them,

you know,
ain't molded or nothing,

make a little fortified wine
and get a lot of money
out of it.

We got
a lot of grapes to mash.

if we have
to mash these up
with our hands,

like we did once before,
we'd probably end up
with that carpal tunnel.

Yeah, that's too mean to
mash up by hand.

We ain't got no press.

well, we'll stomp it in
with our feet.

You clip your toenails
last night, mark?

Yeah, back in the old days.
I guess they didn't have press

and all that stuff
to mash the juice
out of the wine.

I guess they just did
foot treading, you know.

We might try that.
We got a lot of grapes
to mash.

do you like that
brush I got you?

What is it?
Is that a commode brush
or what is it?

yeah. It'll work,
won't it?

It ain't been used,
I got that at
the dollar store.

Brand new.

You're brushing your teeth.

Make sure you get
around your toenails.
Feels good.

me and huck knows what
our feet's been through.

So I don't think I could drink
that liquor if I didn't clean
my feet good.

Well, you should have got
a softer brush.
Well, that's burning.

I mean, it's cleaning.

Wash the bottom of my feet,
I done got that dirty.

Oh, that's cold.

Clean the toes.

Now look how red
my leg is turning.

that's good for you.

like sandpaper.

I got them cleaned, huck.

Yeah, they're clean.

You'll have to help me up.

Talk about slick!

Ah, bigfoot moonshine.

You'll have to help me up.

talk about slick!

Yeah, me and huck,
just stomping them grapes,
you know,

just like they done back
in old days.

Ah!

oh, you're doing good.
I hear them popping.

yeah, they're busting.
yeah.

Bigfoot moonshine.

Feels like a bucket full
of snails or something.

Bucket full of snails.

we always have a little fun
out of everything we do.

you're about the best
at that I've ever seen.

If I had a drink or two
I could do this
a little faster.

they say
it's good for your feet.
Oh, is it?

yeah.
They need 'em.

knowing him,
he'd probably make
a brandy out of it.

Back in old days,
they just got
some pretty women, you know,

and mashed them up
with their feet.

Their feet are softer
and they're lighter,

wouldn't mash the seeds,
you know, and all that stuff.

That's slick.
It's slick.

we ain't got
no women around here,

so I guess it's me or huck,

so who do you think
is going to do it?

Get some dirty hands
all over my--

I've done washed
my hands.

yeah. Crushing them seeds
would make that wine
real bitter.

I'll just step real easy
and try to bust them
real gentle, like you know.

Mashed it pretty good,
though, ain't it?

yeah, they are.

Let's get that mash barrel
cleaned up.

Start laying the sugar
and yeast to it
and everything,

and get her to working.

Yeah, fortified wine
is just making a good wine

and making it
as strong as you can.

These grapes, just we'll use
about half of it,
we'll work it off as wine

and then probably
use about half of it to
distill into brandy.

This wine, you know,
it might come out
10%, 12%.

And then when we pour
our brandy back into it,
maybe get it up to 20%.

We just want it stouter
than most wines,

maybe charge
a little more for it.

Me and huck,
we've got to make us money
this year.

Oh, only thing we need to do
now is cap her off.

we're gonna let it work
all the way off.

Run it whenever
we think it's about right.

It should have a good flavor.

Still want it to have
the moonshine kick,

but to have
a real good wine taste.

that's good, mark.
Good shape.

check this
wash out, man.
yeah.

I'm nervous
about this stuff.
Check this out.

Oh, man. That's crazy.
Look at that.

man, I done kept this
mash barrel,

and this thing is rolling
like a pot of gumbo.

This is a good yeast.
this is so crazy.

it doesn't
smell like anything,
but alcohol.

If this is any indication
of how our final product
is going to be,

we're gonna have
a kickass absinthe.

Hell, yeah. It smells like
it's ready to drink now.

yeah,
but it needs to go
a couple more days.

Come on,
we're going to leave it alone,
come back.

Hopefully
it'll be ready to drink.

we'll let that work off.

It gives us a little time
to sit down

and look at some
of these botanicals
and try to figure out

what we're gonna
put in our absinthe.

and I got
all the little botanicals
that we need.

Absinthe has
a lot of different
characters and flavors.

There's fennel and wormwood.
There's anise seed.

From my research,
the most important
ingredients in absinthe

are fennel,
wormwood and anise.

Fennel and anise,
this is where

we get the licorice flavor
in the absinthe.

It helps counter
the bitter taste
in the wormwood.

lemon balm.

lemon balm.

Lemon balm,
it adds a citrus flavor.

It smells like
what it sounds like.

Some spearmint and hyssop.

Hyssop
is something different,
it's in the mint family, too.

Hyssop,
it's an old, old, old herb,

and this is going to give
a little softness
to our complexity.

Come on, I want to try
some of this.

all right. Let's try it.

you know,
some of these herbs I've never
really even heard of,

just tasting them
is taking your taste buds

somewhere
it's never been before.

I'm gonna bite
this whole star anise.

true licorice tasting plant.

It tastes just like licorice,
man, very overpowering.

This is anise seed right here.

This little bit of seed
right here has way,
way, way more flavor

than this bigger seed
in this thing right here.

Wormwood,
major ingredient right here.

What is this
going to taste like?

It actually smells good,
so I take a little pinch
to taste.

And man...

Oh, my...
That's wormwood.

tastes like a worm.
Oh, my god, don't taste that.

Whoo.

Okay, now you see that
right there,
ain't good for you.

Wormwood
definitely surprises you.

This is complex
that's why you taste
so much in this drink.

We've researched
a lot of recipes.

We've researched
a lot of history
with absinthe.

So we're gonna take
all of those recipes

and kind of take
a little bit of this,
a little bit of that,

kind of muddle some...
Some of the stuff.

We're gonna give it
a little early start.

We're gonna put
all that together

and come up
with our own absinthe recipe.

Trying to get that,
that smell
and that taste consistency

right, kind of
in a powder form.

All the time and the effort
that we're investing in this,

I mean, it's a lot of time
it takes to do this drink.

This is a real
complicated process.

If this doesn't work,
not only
we will be losing a customer,

but we'll be losing
a lot of time

and that's something
that you can't get back.

Let's see what we got.

Man!
It smells good, man.
This is different.

I don't know
if I want to wear it,
drink it,

eat it, something.

The stakes
are real high with this,

but I think
we're really
going to nail this.

We're going to leave
it right here.

time to make
that money, man.
That's it.

today is the day, girls.

Today is the day
we run tennessee whiskey

in the great state
of north carolina.

Let's see what we got here.

Oh, yeah, caps failed
and it's very little
left on top.

the mash is dead
as last year's calendars.

We've done everything
exactly as we did
in tennessee,

but you never know
what you're gonna get
till you put it in the still.

Three tennessee moonshiners
in the tar heel state.

There you go, dan,
there's the lighting device.

All right.

How about like that
right up there, buddy?

That looks good to me.

you know,
this is the sacred spot
right here

that me as a moonshiner,
I'll take to my grave.

with that being said,
my thing is,

this is a damn extremely
out-of-the-way place.

yeah.

And I ain't never in my life
hauled mash and water
to a still site.

It's an honor to run
at popcorn sutton's
old still site,

but it's completely
inefficient

hauling water 100 miles
each and every time

we want to do a run
of tennessee whiskey.

I think it's just crazy.

figure our time into it

and the time
we've got driving all the time
trying to get over here

and make a run
of tennessee whiskey,

plus our fuel
for two and three vehicles,

it's cutting
in on the profits.

So we... No, this is,
this is insane.

We need a still site
in the same location
as the limestone water source.

If we stay here,
it's going to kill our season.

want to smell it, mark?

Let's see if it's ready.

Mmm-hmm.

got the alcohol in it.

Well, it does, don't it?

when making
fortified wine,
what we're gonna do is

we're gonna save
half of the barrel
of the wine for later.

And then we're gonna run
half of it

into some good
high proof brandy to

mix back into our wine.

Well, that's pretty
right there.

People this year,
they want some good stuff
to drink

and this... It ought to be
about as good a tasting liquor
as we ever made.

Huck, probably
that's about enough,

or that's about
half of it, ain't it?

Got it, don't you?
yeah.

the best wood
in these mountains is locust.

We got some locust
right here.

Now this is fixing
to get hot.

It's less smoke,
more heat.

It's really
the best wood you can burn.

Well, let's see
if we can cap 'er off.

Yeah, it feels so good.

Cap'll make it
run off all day.

I've used rye, meal, oatmeal.

I learned
a few years back
this plumbers putty

is getting soft
and it seals good.

You reuse it,
but every dime you can save,

that's just more
that's going to help you
get through the winter.

We're going to turn
this 25-gallon of wine
into brandy.

We should get at least
five-gallon out of it.

When we mix it all up,
we should wind up
around 30 gallons

of good fortified wine.

That's a pretty good bit
of liquor.

We should make
some good money
off of it.

yup, she's running.

yeah, I see that,
it's starting to drip
pretty good now, isn't it?

We got our stream about right.

We'll throw them heads off.

Well, it's stout.

Make your eyes water
right there.

Oh, it is, ain't it?

Are you ready
to make some mixing?
Yep.

What we're wanting to do
is put the alcohol
to the wine,

maybe get it at 20%
or even better
if we can.

Them big beads.
Mmm-hmm.

Make a good
high proof fortified wine.

That's a pretty color,
ain't it?

That's color of a pink
grapefruit, ain't it?
yeah.

But this might be
just a little bit low
on the proof though,

just a little bit.

Checking it, and tasting of it
and noticed
it's a little bit too sweet.

it's a little bit low,
ain't it?

just a little bit.

The beads were small
and going away quick.

We know it is low proof,

so we need to put
some more good,
high proof brandy in it.

So I reckon a gallon
makes her about right.

let's try.

Mixing the brandy in,
we got to go real slow.

We don't want to change
the taste of it much.

We want to have it
to get grape taste
and a good high proof.

Hmm. Watch... Smell this.
Smell that.
Just try it, mate.

Well, it smells good,
don't it?
Just try it.

How did that taste?

Hmm. Probably wouldn't hurt
to put a tad more of that in.

I'm glad we saved this.

Yeah, we're down to our
last gallon.

It's ain't burn off,
I'll tell you that.

no, it ain't...
It ain't much.

If we can't get this
mixed up right,
we're out of grapes.

We can't send steve
back to mexico
to get more grapes,

so we may be up
a creek without a paddle.

Try it again, huck.

You wouldn't believe
how good that is.

That's perfect.

Oh, my goodness.

You get that good grape taste.

That's about right,
right there.

That's right, mate.
The wine part of it
cools it down, doesn't it?

I believe
we need to leave it alone.

Yeah. I'd say
it's about the smoothest
and the stoutest wine

that we've ever tasted.

But I guarantee you,
you take about
three drinks of that,

that there good drinks,

you'll be ready to dance.

Got a little bite to it,

you know, the brandy has,
but it's a smooth bite.
Fortified wine,

we won't have trouble
selling that.

That's pretty, ain't it?
mmm-hmm.

The only problem we got,
me and huck
will have to stay out of it.

We don't want to drink
our profit up.

I tell you what,
it's really an honor
to get to make liquor here.

Yeah.
With you, daniel,
and you, digger.

But after this run,
I say we pack up

and get the hell out
of north carolina.

It's time to vacate it.

we cannot continue hauling
hundreds of gallons

of limestone water
a hundred miles

to a still site
to make tennessee whiskey.

Time to let it... Go on back
to nature the way we found it.

We need a still site
in the same location
as the limestone water source.

Oh, oh, look at here, boys.

Yep, you got it, boy.

Hot dang, daniel,
there you go.
Like a fist.

Yeah, boy.
all that pop needs
is a clicker stick in it.

here she comes.
That'll warm her up.

Perfect stream
right there, boys.

that does look good.

don't matter
if you do it one time
or a thousand times.

When the liquor
starts coming out
of the worm,

it gives you a little boost
of adrenaline.

I'll get these heads out.

I'm charged up.
I'm ready to see
what we've made.

Phew! Damn!

That'll make your damn
sticker pack up
and your feeder feel good.

Tastes like
mark and digger's
tennessee whiskey.

You can, as we have proven,
make tennessee whiskey
in north carolina.

Yeah, let's just get drunk.

Whoa! Damn, damn.

This is way too high
proof jug to be
drinking out of.

Oh,
that's got to be tempered.

It's spot on
to what we've been
making in tennessee.

So the only difference
is real estate

it was run on
with just a little ways
across the state line.

You get that block
and I've got a rag.
I'll get the cap.

That being said,
we're going to break
this still down.

We're going to take it
out of here.

And this was the last damn run
of liquor made at this spot.

I want
to get this still up
on digger's back.

I wish other one was
was a lot narrower.

Yeah.
It has a little narrow body.
This is a fat boy.

You got it?
I got all I can get.

That's all for this place,
jb rader.

That hump
on the old man's back
helped him out a lot.

he had something
to balance it on,
didn't he?

yep.
ain't but one thing
left to do

other than get out of dodge.

The last thing to do
is to take down
popcorn's sign and go home.

I don't guess
this will ever be hung back
here again.

I'd say you're right.

let's get the hell
out of here.

You know, digger and myself,
now we've got
the unenviable chore

of finding not only limestone
water source
back in tennessee,

but we've got to find
a suitable still site

next to that water
and move forward
in our season.

If we go ahead and
sweat this end of this hook.
Yeah.

son of a bitch.

I forgot to
open the valve!

Woo-ee!

We made a gun out of
that thing.

I'd say that was shot.

Well, I'm saying I forgot...

damn. Whoo. Dangerous.

what time is it,
craig?

it's time
to fire up again.

It's time to run
some moonshine.

Today is the first actual run
of our absinthe.

It's going to be
the best absinthe
anyone's ever made.

Today is the day
we run the sugar wash.

All right.

all right,
we're going to get
this pumped in.

Smells awesome,
smells like sake,
smells like a rice wine.

I know it's just
sugar and water,

but man, it has some
different notes to it.

We got
30 gallons in the barrel.

We're gonna get
right close to three gallons
out of this run.

All right. We're going to put
some heat on this thing.

Man, that smells good.
Mmm-hmm.

so, craig,
we got a decision
to make, too.

What's that?
The guy that made this
order for this absinthe,

he said,
"I could pay you in crypto."

really?

He said he'll probably
give us more than
it's worth in crypto

'cause it's easy for him
to give it up.
he's not lying.

That cryptocurrency
back in the day
when I tried to get you in

was worth 7,000.

That same cryptocurrency
is worth $35,000 today.

If we accept this crypto
from this guy,

we stand a chance
of doubling,
maybe tripling our money.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. But can I walk
in the bank and say,
"I want to see it"?

I walk in the bank
and tell him,
"let me see my money.

I want to see it."
no.

I can see this.

I know what this is.

Cryptocurrency,
you have to hand it to me

on something like this,
a flash drive.

I don't trust something
I can't see.

It's being held
in your wallet
off to the side.

You're your own bank.

Plus, crypto moves
up and down.
I mean, this can go down.

This can take a nosedive
and we could lose everything.

I think
we should take a chance.

You take charge of this one,
I'll let you talk to him
about that.

Craig knows a lot about it,
so I'm going to trust him,

see if what he says
actually works.

There we go. It's dripping.

We're getting
our first little drip drop,

the beginning
of something good.

Go ahead and throw that off.

This is 160, 170, for sure.

That's strong, man.

So we're hoping to get
at least three gallons
of our base spirit.

Get another jar
so we don't lose all of this.
oh, yeah.

It's putting off more liquor
than we thought.

it's running like crazy.

Man,
this is the last jar, man.

Give me that bucket.

This'll be good to go.

All right. The next thing
that we're gonna do

is we're gonna
take all this distillate
that we got out of here.

We're gonna through
a maceration process.

We're gonna take
the fresh herbals,

the fresh botanicals
that we have,

and we're gonna
put them in here,
let them sit for 24 hours.

Now that we have
our base spirit,

we're gonna add
all of these herbs to it.

All right.
So that's 40 grams
of anise seed.

Dump that in there. Dump.

I'm gonna write that down.

We're weighing
all these herbs.

We want to be
able to replicate this

if this comes out right
and don't have to guess.

Star anise is something else,
man, this is powerful, strong.

I look at this sugar wash
like a blank canvas.

All we have to do is
put it on the easel,

get our botanicals
and paint them on.

Spearmint. A little of this
goes a long way.

This high proof alcohol
is going to start
to break down

all of these oils,
which is an essential part
of absinthe.

We're gonna go
with your friend here,

mr. Wormwood
is a staple in this.

I know.
I don't really know

with what we're gonna
end up with.

Hopefully, it doesn't taste
nothing like wormwood.

Man, we got a concoction here.

so we dump
all this into here.

We let it sit
for 24 hours.

All of these oils
are gonna soak out.

Hold both sides of the cap.

We lose that, you're gonna
have to swim home.

We'll come back in
and run it through the still.

What comes out
at this point
is a white absinthe.

We want to be
careful with this.
There's a lot at stake here.

We don't have
a whole lot of alcohol
to work with.

All right. Well, that's it.
Let's go ahead
and get out of here, man.

The stakes are real high.
We got one shot at this.

We're gonna make sure
we do this right.

there are springs
in every cave over there
on that bluff.

That's all limestone.

pull in here
and let's look.

Digger and I, you know,
we're back in tennessee

on a hunt
for a limestone water.

In order for us
to continue in making
tennessee whiskey,

we need both
our limestone water
and our still site

in exactly the same place.

Every bit of this
is limestone,
end-to-end.

Now there's a spring,
comes out of that bluff
right there.

there's a lot
of limestone springs
around here,

but, you know, sadly,
we've not found anything
very promising at all.

And we're getting down
pretty low
on the bottom of the list.

So, you know, it's...
It's soon or never, I guess.

We'd be safe over there,
but...

Can't get to none of it.

when I was, you know,
15, 16, 17 years old

it wasn't anything
to climb up them rock bluffs,

but anymore, I can't,
I can't do it.

and don't matter
how much good water we find,

if we can't access it.

moving on.
moving on here, boss.

Well, let's go up here
at this one little old spot.

I used to own that property.

Wish I still did.

It's got
a real good spring on it.
It's right up here.

Well, that pretty much
says it all.

oh, yeah.
Well, that don't look good.

We're getting nowhere
in a great big hurry.

Well...

We have zero options
after a whole day of hunting.

I'm horribly disheartened
with this.

We need a still site
that's close a good source
of limestone water

that we've got a footprint
to set a bigger still,

where we can
ramp up production,
and we need it now.

The only thing I know to do
ahead is go down here

and talk to john
down here at english mountain
spring water.

You know, the guy
that owns the english
mountain spring water

is a guy by the name
of john burleson.

Digger knows john
better than I do,

but english mountain
spring water was judged

and voted to be
the best tasting water
in the world.

Hell, we ain't got nothing
to lose.

We'll just approach him
with kind of bended knees
and hat in hand.

The mineral content's perfect.
It's... It's good and sweet.

I know it's limestone water.

We've got tempering water
out of it for years
from the runoff.

Reckon you can pull
a nose hair
out of your nose

and maybe tear
up a little bit?
I don't know.

Hell, we've looked hell west
and crooked
for limestone water.

This is pretty much
the end of the line for us.

We don't know
where else to look.

We have to make this
source of water work for us.

it's our last
resort right here.

We're going to ask john
at english mountain
spring water

if we can run liquor
at his facility,
on his spring,

you know, away
from his business.

Um, but I think the likelihood
is slim to none.

well, I guess, no luck.

That's what we'll call it.
We're kind of
out of choices here.

Right.

Can I help you?

Hey, how are you?

You wouldn't happen
to remember us,
would you?

I do.

well, we've...
We've come back to you
again to talk.

good to see you.

We have a request
we'd like to make.

We'd like to talk
about your water.

We really was wondering
if you'd care
if we captured a little of it.

And let us come in here
and run on this spot.

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