Monster Farm: Enbanseki no himitsu (1999–2001): Season 1, Episode 6 - Hare's Trick - full transcript

♪ Mon-mon-mon-monsters--
Monsters rule ♪

♪ I was transported
to a faraway land ♪

♪ Into a world
where monsters rule ♪

♪ I played the game
like an ace ♪

♪ Now we're in this place ♪

♪ To save the monsters
from the evil Moo ♪

♪ Monsters rule,
monsters rule ♪

♪ Monster Rancher,
Monster Rancher ♪

♪ Monsters rule,
monsters rule ♪

♪ Monster Rancher,
Monster Rancher ♪

♪ Monsters rule ♪



♪ Pendant shows
the Mystery Disk ♪

♪ We'll take it
to the shrine ♪

♪ We'll redeem that fabled
Mystery Disk ♪

♪ And release
the Phoenix inside ♪

♪ Monster Rancher ♪

♪ I was transported
to a faraway land ♪

♪ Into a world
where monsters rule ♪

♪ Monsters rule ♪

♪ Played the game
like an ace ♪

♪ Now we're in this place ♪

♪ To save the monsters
from the evil Moo ♪

♪ Monsters rule,
monsters rule ♪

♪ Monster Rancher
Monster Rancher ♪

♪ Monsters rule,
monsters rule ♪



-Okay, gang,
let's rip it up.

Great day. I'm ready.

Let's go
and get that Moo!

-(stomach growls)
-Hmm. I get tired
just watching them.

-Mocchi is hungry.

-(all groan)

-The truth is... Ta-da!

This is all we have left.

-Hmm. Makes sense to me,
seeing as all we ever do
is spend.

-Tiger: Steal it.

-All: Huh?

-If I need something,
I just take it.

-Come on!
If you really wanna be
a member of this team,

you've got to learn
not to steal. Understand?

-Well, who said I wanted
to be a member?

-What? Why, you... You...
-(both growl)

-Come on, Genki.

Maybe you and Tiger
will be nicer
after you've had lunch.

-(giggles)

-Wow. This sure
is a busy place.
-Look at that.

-Holly: A colosseum!

Hey, there's prize money!

-Goody. This must be
my lucky day.

-Win some prize money.

-Genki: Huh?
-Golem: Hmm?

-(gasps)

-(crowd cheering)
-Genki: Wow!

-Lots of watchers-chi.

-There's so many people.
I'll bet the prize money
must be pretty good, huh?

-So then, who's going
for the gold?

-Don't look at me.
I don't have enough
moving parts.

I mean, if I got hurt,
then who'd be
looking out for you?

-All: Hmm.

-Oh, come on now.
It was a joke. (screams)

Oh, all of a sudden,
my stomach hurts
something awful.

Mocchi,
you'll have to enter.

-I'll enter for us.
-Really?

So you are a member
of our team.

-If being on the team
is how I get Moo,
then I am.

And this team's best hope
to win is me.

-Way to go, Tiger!
Better him than me.
(chuckles)

God! Come on,
lighten up, people.
It was a joke.

-You could show
some appreciation.

-And starting now,
the battle for the prize money
will begin.

-(crowd cheering)

-And now,
for our first contestant,
it's Red Eye!

And making his
colosseum... Huh?
This must be a mistake.

-Tiger: It's no mistake.

-(whimpers)
There's no mistake.

It's...the one and only
Tiger of the Wind!

(whimpers)

(crowd murmuring)

-That monster's a renegade!
-And a thief!

-(chuckles)
Lots of loyal fans,
I see.

-You should see them
when they're mad.

-Get ready, get set!

-Now watch and learn.
-Yeah! Do it, Tiger!

-Tiger!
-Yay, Tiger! Chi, chi!

-Emcee: Go!

The battle has begun.
Red Eye is showing
some fancy footwork.

Whoa! I don't believe it!
Tiger hasn't budged an inch.

-Tail Attack.

-Emcee: Someone check
if he's still breathing.

-Tail Attack!
Give him your Tail Attack!

-Don't rush me. (moaning)

-Oh! Come on!

-I win.

-And the winner is
Tiger of the Wind.

-(bell dings)
-Tiger has defeated
Red Eye!

-That was cool.

-Yeah! You ain't
seen nothing yet.

(roars)

-Awesome! Wow!

Whoa, man!
Where are you going?

Don't you think
you oughta stay and study
the next guy's moves?

-I have no need
to do that.

-Emcee: It's time
for the final event.

And over here, we have
the monster who's defeated
each of his challengers!

It's Tiger of the Wind!

And the final challenger,
for the prize money... Hare!

-I love you people!
(laughs)

So, you're the famous Tiger!

Please, be gentle with me.
My name is Hare!

-(growls)
-Yikes!

-Watch out
for this one, Tiger.

-I'm ready for him.

-Hare: Let's get this show
on the road!

Come on, now,
we haven't got all day!
-(snarls)

-Ah! I'm scared. (laughs)

-Ready?

-(bell dings)
-Begin!

Hare feints to the right.

-(Tiger growls)
-Come on, Tiger,
show him who's boss.

-So, you wanna box.

-Put 'em up.
-(growls)

-Tiger, the Hare's
just baiting you!

-(yells)

-And we've got a contest.

-Huh?

-(roars)

-(screams)

-So, I guess you lose,
my friend.

-(whimpers)

(sobs) Okay, you win.

-I'm not impressed.

-What was I thinking of?
You're twice the monster
I could ever be.

I just wanted to do
my best here, and I guess...

I got carried away
by the crowd!

-Hmm...

-Please, please,
please, please, please!
Don't hurt me. (sobs)

-I don't want to hurt you,
I just want the money.

-(laughs)

-(grunts) Tiger, behind you!

-(yells)

-(all gasp)
-Cheater!

-I win, I win, I win,
I win, I win, I win.

-♪ Mon-mon-mon-monsters--
Monsters rule ♪

♪ Get a Disk, take the risk ♪

♪ Spin it fast,
through the past ♪

♪ Unlock it and claim it,
you can tame it ♪

♪ Unlock your Disk ♪

♪ Monol's a monster
with a story to tell ♪

♪ Unlock your Disk ♪

♪ The Joker's wild,
he leaves a spell ♪

♪ Unlock your Disk ♪

♪ Up are the Zillas,
crash and a thwomp ♪

♪ Unlock your Disk ♪

♪ And then top it off
with their Zilla-Kong ♪

♪ Unlock them all ♪

♪ Monol, Joker,
and Zillas, too ♪

♪ 400 in all
See what they do ♪

♪ Monsters rule ♪

-Emcee: Accepting for
our second prize winner,
Tiger of the Wind,

is Genki!

-(crowd cheering)

-Here you go.

-Thanks a lot. Yeah!

-Holly: Hey, Tiger.
-(moans) Hmm?

-How are you feeling?
Are you okay?

-Emcee: The grand winner
and undisputed champion, Hare!

-(Hare laughs)

Yeah!

Too bad your monster
couldn't cut it, kid!

-(snarls) That's it.
-Huh?

Come back!
-Sounds like... (screams)

-Tiger!

No! Mellow out!
Second prize is good!

(grunts)

-(grunts)

-Calm yourself, Tiger.
-(growls)

-(laughs)

Poor little baby.
Why don't you run home to Mommy?

-(snarls)

-(laughs)
-Genki: Tiger...

-(thud)
-Whoa!

-(laughs evilly)

-Wow!
-Tiger of the Wind strong!

-Sure is.
He fought really hard.

-He's strong!

-That's enough!
-Golem: Huh?

-You seem to be forgetting
that I came in second place.

-And we got
a bunch of money.

All you care about
is your--

-Come on!
Don't wreck it, you two!

We got what we came for,
which was some money,
so we could eat.

-Let's eat!

-Yeah, you're right.
So, how much money
did we get?

-Uh... Oh, about 2,000,
give or take.

(scatting)

-Suezo!
-I didn't do anything.

-Oh, yeah?
Then what's this?

-Gee, Holly,
I really have no idea.

Honest, I...

Come on, Holly.
It was just a little joke.

-Very funny, Suezo.

-(chuckles nervously)
-Holly: Suezo.

What is it?
-Mocchi hungry.

-Me, too. So, how about
getting us some grub?
-Okay, let's go.

-Both: Yeah!

-Holly: Because he can't fight
like that every day.

There. Doesn't this
look delicious?

-I wanna go
to a restaurant!

-We have to be thrifty, Suezo.

The more we stretch our money,
the less you have to fight.

-Goody, goody, goody.

-Chi.
-I'm not hungry.

-Vegetables, schmegetables.

-Well, okay. Fine, then.

I guess we'll all
just go without dinner.

-(all scream)

-Hi, guys.
-All: Huh?

-Hey! How's it going?
I was looking for you all.

-(snarls)

-Whoa! Calm down.
I'm not here to start
any trouble.

I just wanted to talk.
-Talk to my fist, Hare.

-Hare: Hey, come on!
That was then, this is now.

-Holly: It's glowing.

But why here?

-I was wondering if maybe
I could take you all out
to dinner.

-Who'd wanna
have dinner with...

(stutters) Dinner?

I thought you'd never ask.

-Hmm?
-What's the catch?

-Please, Tiger!
I know that you're not
very happy about losing,

so I thought I'd try
and make it up to you somehow!

And I...
I guess I kinda cheated
in our match

and my conscience
seems to have gotten
the better of me.

Forgive me.

I promise you that
I will never, never, never
do it again.

Oh, and did I
happen to mention
that I am an orphan?

-That's one the most
heartfelt apologies
I have ever heard.

-(grows softly)
I don't believe a word of it.

-Come on, Tiger.
Let's accept his invitation.

-If Holly says it's okay,
it's okay. Okay?

-And we'll spare no expense.

-Think it's okay?
-Yeah. It'll be fine.

I've just got a feeling.

The Magic Stone's glowing,
must have something
to do with Hare!

-Hare: We'll take
the deluxe suite,
my good man.

-Of course.
Right away, sir.

-Hare, what are you doing?
-What?

-There's no way
we can afford
a place like this.

-Don't worry about it.
This little party's on me.

See? (laughs)

-(all gasp)

-Wow! This place
is pretty fancy.
-Chi!

-Bring us
the whole menu, please.
-Yes, sir.

-Oh, and tell the chef
not to skip on the pâté,
my good man.

-Yum.

-(humming)

-You really
don't trust Hare, do you?

-Just keep an eye
on him, Holly.

-It's been a while since
we've eaten a good meal.
-(chuckles)

-Holly, my dear,
is everything okay?
-Just peachy.

-Shall we dance?

-Golem: Get down.

-Both: Yeah.
-Yeah!

-(both sigh)

-Genki, Genki!
Come on, wake up!
-Holly! What is it?

-It looks like
Hare has run off.

-He probably went for a walk.
-Sure, he walked off
with our prize money.

-(gasps) What?

-(Hare whistling)

Well done, Hare...
As always!

Like taking candy
from a baby!

Well, onwards and upwards.

Or downwards.
Hey, I'm flexible.

-All right, coast is clear.

Gee whiz. I can't believe
that good-for-nothing weasel
scammed us like that.

-Well, if you'd
listen to me...

-Well, Tiger,
if you knew he was a bad guy,
you should've warned us.

-I should've what? (snarls)
-You heard!

-No fighting!
-In case you've
forgotten, guys,

we've got
some real problems.

Like what's going on
with the Magic Stone.

Genki, is it clear?

-Well, I don't see anyone.
We're out of here. (shouts)

-(all gasp)

-(chuckles nervously)
Hi, there.

-Well, looks like
the big spenders
are checking out.

-This is terrible.
Just terrible. (whimpers)

-Don't worry, Suezo.
That Hare's going to pay
for what he's done to us,

making us look like
common criminals.
-Chi!

-Come on!
-Bye, Cinderella.

-Genki:
So, how do we find him?

-That's easy. I can smell
that rabbit a mile away.

-Cool!
-Yes, I've got it.

And so, we'll just find
our little rabbit friend,
get our prize money back

and be on our way.
-Hey!

-Hey! Where'd he go?
(grunts)

(gasps)

-Tiger: The prize money!

-(crash)

-(groans)

Why, that Hare!

-(laughs)

(scatting)

Well, well, well.
Another day,
another opportunity!

(laughs)

I bet those guys are going nuts
trying to find their money!

Too bad! Gold! Gold!
Gold! Suckers! (laughs)

-(roars)

-Huh? (screams)

(yells)

-Tiger: Serves you right.

You didn't really think
I was gonna let you get away
with this, did you, champ?

-Ah, Tiger! So, how are ya?

Sorry I had to leave so soon,
something just came up.

-Just drop the act, furball.

-(laughs) Very funny.
"Drop the act."

I'm dropping. Soon.

Listen, you!
I'm hanging here by a thread!
Pull me up! Now!

(sobs) Help me!
Please, Mommy.

-You humiliated me back there
in front of thousands of people!

So perhaps you could explain
why I should help you at all!

-No problem!
But I don't think too well
when I'm stressed!

-(snarls)

-(screams)
-Great.

-(continues screaming)

-Grab hold!

-Okay.

(screams)

-Tiger! Are you okay?

-Hmm...

-Hare: Here's the cash.

-Yes, well,
thank you, my friend.

-Sorry for the trouble.

So let me
get this straight.

Now, you're gonna
revive the Phoenix and turn
all the baddies into goodies?

-All the baddies.
And that includes Moo.

-All right!
I'm coming with you guys.

-Tiger: Hmm?
-It's a dangerous journey,
you know.

-I don't care.
I'm not scared.

I have to follow my destiny.
I wanna fight! (laughs)

-And what's
your scam this time?
-I've got no scam!

-I'm Genki,
and you're welcome
to come with us,

but I sure hope you learned
your lesson back there!

-And my name's Holly.
-I'm Suezo.

-Mocchi, Mocchi!
-Golem.

-And, of course,
Tiger of the Wind. (laughs)

And you know about me.
Obviously, my strong point
is this,

stick with me and you'll
never have to think again!

-And trouble
will be endless.

-The problem with monsters
like him is they lack
a generosity of spirit! Ha!

-Says who, Hare?
-Says me, Tiger!

-(both growl)

-The pot
calling the kettle black.
How sweet.

-Both: That's it,
let's get him.

-(screams)

-Holly: That's why
the Magic Stone was glowing.

We were supposed
to find Hare.

-Yeah!

-♪ Mon-mon-mon-monsters--
Monsters rule ♪

(theme music playing)

♪ Monsters rule ♪