Mom, Don't Do That! (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 11 - Episode #1.11 - full transcript
A NETFLIX SERIES
Time flies by.
It's the last month of the year.
Now, I have to remind you that
the longest Mercury retrogression
of the year
will last for four more weeks.
So I suggest you be patient
with every setback in your life
and see it as the world telling you,
"Come on.
Let's do it all over again."
Take the chance
to reset yourself to make a better future.
-Hi. Welcome.
-Hey, Leos,
open your eyes wide,
especially the single ones.
Don't miss your good chances
to fall in love
because of your insensitivity.
I'll leave it to you, Min. I've got to go.
-Okay. Bye.
-Bye.
Next, for Pisceans,
your luck is changing for the better.
Maybe you can try to get a new job
or a new hairstyle.
It may help you
get a better chance.
-What the hell?
-Next…
-Watch where you're going!
-I'm sorry.
Geminis, it has been hard for you
because you're always changing.
Why don't you take a look
at your address book
to see the chances that you've missed?
Hey, Taurus, nothing can defeat you.
This week,
do you feel the limits
of your capabilities?
Honey!
-Help me here! Come on!
-I'm here.
Come to Dad.
What's wrong?
Your dad is clumsy, isn't he?
He can't do it properly.
Come to Mom.
-For this week's Scorpios,
-Move aside!
many areas have ended, restarted,
and reshuffled recently.
So if you already have an opinion
or intuition,
you may gear up to take action.
I want a divorce!
WHERE A FAMILY LIVES IS A HOME
Too short?
So, like this?
Hold on.
I want a divorce!
Mom?
Excuse me. I have to get this.
Mom, don't do that!
I said that I want a divorce.
But you've been married
for less than a year.
Yes, Mom.
What happened between you and the old man?
Wait. I'll take a peek at the homewrecker.
The homewrecker?
The homewrecker?
Check it out…
Damn.
Do you have evidence, Mom?
Calm down, Mom!
Robert told me
that Lucy is an old lady
living with her son.
Poor me!
Poor, poor me!
-Come on, Mom.
-Poor me!
Yes. Maybe you should ask him.
I don't think he's that kind of person.
Do you think he'll pay me alimony?
I want a divorce.
I'll go home.
This is your home.
Rose, you…
Should I walk away quietly?
You thief!
What are you doing here?
What thief?
I walked in here openly.
When you moved out,
didn't you take all your stuff?
What are you looking for?
Nothing, really.
I'm not sure either.
After I talked to Mom,
I wanted to come here to take a look.
Do you have
a special premonition?
Amitabha.
Hallelujah.
Hey, Ru-rong?
Well…
I'm thinking…
What?
You want to go back
to the fried chicken house
instead of working at the tutoring center?
I think I got it.
You've regretted moving out?
You want to move back here?
To be frank, I want you to move back.
It's a big house.
I'm too scared to live here alone.
If you're here, at least you'll help me
clean up or throw out the trash
or do the laundry--
You're going too far!
I can't believe you've asked me plainly
to clean up and throw out the trash.
Am I your servant?
No.
I think that
we'll only live in earnest
when we don't get to cheat.
I'll try
and I think you should try too.
Are you here to preach?
No.
Blow on it.
You don't have to ask me to do that again.
-You quit?
-Yes.
I haven't drunk for almost a month.
Really?
You quit drinking and left that parasite.
You've risen from the ashes.
Good job.
Why don't we hold a reminiscence party?
Let's clean up the house,
get these unused old things together,
and discuss what should be thrown away.
I don't think it's a good idea
to keep on like this.
Yes. Your room is messy.
I think you should throw
some of your stuff away.
My room is messy?
What about the mess here?
It's really messy.
But I need all of them for my inspiration.
Besides, I don't have time to clean up.
You…
Since when did you
begin to drink?
Well, I…
I hate drinking because
I didn't like how it tastes.
But when I met Dragon Huang again,
I felt like being struck by lightning
and bought a can of beer.
I think I like it.
Don't you love bubble milk tea anymore?
Of course I do.
I'm considering trying beer
with bubble milk tea
or beer with bubbles.
That sounds disgusting!
Don't cook any strange food
like Mom did, okay?
The genes of Wang Mei-mei
are really scary.
We'll have to remind each other
not to be a witch like her when we're old.
You're calling her a witch?
I'm telling on you.
Go ahead.
You'd better be able to find her.
Amitabha.
Hallelujah.
Why have you made the house so messy?
Why did you suddenly come back?
Yes. If you told us,
we could pick you up at the airport.
Didn't I tell you I want a divorce?
Haven't you made up with him?
Lucy has been pestering Robert.
I told him to move,
but he's in charge of all
the electric towers in the neighborhood.
Does he think I'm stupid?
That's his job. Don't say that.
I hate the subject. Let's drop it.
Are you really moving back?
It took me a long time…
to decide to come back.
I want to sell the house.
The three of us can divide the money.
Then I'll buy a house abroad.
If Robert upsets me,
we'll sleep in separate rooms.
Wait! You want a divorce, don't you?
Why are you selling Dad's house?
The divorce will be settled
when alimony is agreed.
I've got his house back for him.
I won't let him take advantage of me.
Min,
you're not as crazy as your sister.
You're less biased.
Who's crazy?
Tell me.
Don't ask me. I have no comments.
But didn't you say
that the house is too big for you
-to live alone?
-Yes.
You're both so cruel.
You don't live here anymore,
and you're trying to get rid of it.
It was Dad's house and it's mine too.
Don't sell it.
She's mean.
Yes, and upset too.
Hello?
I'm on my way.
Diapers?
Didn't you get a lot of diapers
in the baby shower?
You've used them all?
Yes, I'll buy some.
What else?
Just tell me.
What the hell?
PERSONAL LUBRICANT
You're going too far.
Why do you need so much lubricant?
I didn't know that
giving birth would restructure a woman.
I'm like restructured steak.
You'll never understand.
Help me, honey!
Put these away.
I'm exhausted.
Your breasts have gotten so big
and your tummy is so flat.
Did you give birth
or did you get a boob job?
A boob job?
Do you know how painful
engorged breasts are?
I have the utmost respect
and sympathy for milk cows.
No.
You look sexy.
Bullshit!
You haven't been through all these.
After giving birth,
some parts are never wet
while others are never dry.
Now I know why
we've never seen a Disney princess
being a mom.
Look at my arms.
They're not mine anymore.
I have to hug them, feed them,
and change their diapers.
Warm the milk, honey!
So I've warned my husband
that no phubbing when I'm here.
Come on! They are hungry!
Hurry up!
Your husband is really great.
And you were paranoid
before getting married.
A drone lives to have sex.
A worker bee lives to work.
A queen bee
should give birth and be herself.
That's why you're a queen bee and I'm not.
No, you're not a queen bee.
You're a snail,
a hermaphrodite
with a shell on your back
to retract yourself when you're in danger.
Just quit if you don't want
the teaching job.
You can be a full-time freelance writer.
-I'm a snail?
-When I need a massage,
you'll be the babysitter.
You haven't changed at all.
Take a look at the babies.
I've changed.
I've changed a lot
because I've finally found
the boy that I love the most.
Am I right?
You haven't changed at all.
You've got two boys
that you love the most at one go.
Come on. Show her.
-Yes, I saw him.
-Do you want to hug him?
Practical English will be in Classroom A.
It costs you money
because you've lost your handouts.
There's nothing we can do about it.
I'd like a fried chicken combo.
Dining-in or takeout?
Hi.
Hey, long face.
Look at the students here.
They don't have a dream
and they don't want to give up now.
Come on.
Give us an encouraging smile.
What are you doing here?
There's a chain of fate between us.
The guillotine that you gave me
sent me to the police station.
Luckily, Cha didn't sue me.
I know. I saw it on the news.
Hey, Min.
You look solemn when you're not drunk.
If you're a student here, go in now.
The class is about to begin.
Since I was bailed out,
livestreaming has been banned by my dad.
But I've done it in secret.
I'm trying to pass the exams
and be a teacher in three months.
-Really?
-Yes.
And I've made a bet with my fans
that if I make it,
they'll pay for my meals for a whole year.
What's your live streaming about?
Memorizing English words
with half-naked boobs
or doing math
while applying a facial mask.
Listen to me.
I've got more clicks
than being a food live streamer.
You're really something.
Luckily, I don't have to compete with you.
That's right.
I don't want to compete with you.
Min, you're amazing.
You're so amazing.
How so?
I've been the victim here.
But I think you're undefeatable.
Go for it.
Go to class now.
Min, do your best too.
Not just a man,
we'll get everything we want.
See you around.
Here. Look at it.
It's the living room
with a balcony.
There's a room to your left.
Look how much sunlight there is
on the balcony.
-Right? It's beautiful.
-The lighting is great.
I love the balcony on the second floor.
Yes.
How long have you been married?
You look so sweet.
-Mei-mei?
-Yes.
Just call me Hai.
We got married not long ago,
but we've known each other
since high school.
That's it.
I told my daughters
to seize the chance
when they saw a nice boy at school.
It's simple at school
with the best bet.
After graduation,
the competition is fierce.
It's hard to find a nice guy.
Good job, Mrs. Zhang.
No. I was lucky to meet him.
This way.
Have a look.
The dining room and the kitchen.
-Look at the kitchen.
-It's a big dining room.
Yes.
-The window is lovely.
-Yes.
It's nice.
It is just for the two of you?
Our flat is huge.
No. My parents are going
to move in with us.
We're close in the family.
We'll take care of one another.
I've rarely seen a young girl
willing to live with her in-laws.
You're a nice girl.
No.
His parents have been nice to me.
They are getting old.
We should take care of them.
I promised to protect her
for the rest of my life.
But in fact,
she has been taking care of me.
How I envy you!
I'm afraid that
my two daughters will be alone forever.
I got remarried and live abroad.
I can't take care of them.
When I wake up in the morning,
I just lie in bed wondering
what they're doing
or if they've eaten anything.
They're so lonely
that I feel like crying.
That's enough, Mom!
What are you talking about?
Mr. and Mrs. Zhang.
This is my 40-something daughter,
who doesn't get married or have a date
and has a lot of junk food.
I'm sorry. My mom is an old dotard.
We're not selling the house.
Sorry for wasting your time.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
-Thank you. I'm sorry.
-Visit us when you're free.
-What are you talking about?
-Okay.
I'll get in touch with you.
I'm sorry.
It's all right.
-What a shame!
-Yes.
What are you doing?
-We barely found one that you like.
-What do you mean?
The flat is under my name.
I live here. It's my home.
I won't sell it.
What?
Damn! You've ordered a takeout again?
You lazy bitch!
Come and pay him.
You didn't even open the door
after he rang it for so long.
What are you doing?
How much?
Please give me 150 dollars change.
It seems like
it's always you who delivers here.
No!
It's the wrong change!
Thank you.
How did you know I'm here?
Honey?
I'm sorry.
You've got a new phone number.
And you've blocked me
and deleted my number.
I couldn't find you. I was worried.
But now I know that you're fine.
You're fine
and I'm happy for you.
It's on me.
-Go away! Don't scare my new neighbors!
-Honey.
-Go away! Go!
-Honey!
-Please, honey.
-Go!
Honey--
-Open the door!
-Go away!
-I don't want anything to do with you!
-Honey!
Honey?
Honey…
I'll just stay here with you.
I'll be silent.
Just do whatever you want.
I'll be here for a little while.
Just for a little while.
Honey…
Do you know
why I love clinging to you, honey?
Because you smell of home.
-I've roamed for so long to find it out.
-I'll give you a massage.
-Except for you.
-Are they getting bigger now?
You have more faith in me than I do.
I love watching
you and your family quarrel
-They're delicious. Here.
-Okay.
-as if I were part of your family.
-And this.
Have some cucumber.
I know I should leave quietly.
But you…
are my home.
Can you please open the door?
I miss you so much.
You can't have someone else.
Am I the only one you have then?
Of course!
Honey!
IN LOVE WITH A CHAMELEON
It's a revision with a new cover.
I'm going to buy it.
Excuse me.
-Sorry to interrupt you.
-Hello.
I'm one of your fans.
I've read every book of yours.
-Thank you.
-Your books have been inspiring.
Well…
Do you want my…
Actually, I'm a writer too.
I wrote this book.
Okay.
Rong-zi?
Yes.
I suggest that…
you have a new pen name.
You see?
It's Rong-zi.
Rong… Wrong…
So it's wrong.
Okay.
Okay. Thank you.
Thank you for loving my books.
By the way,
I don't really want to ask you this,
but I think I should.
Have you attended my class?
Have you been my student?
WRITING WORKSHOP, 30,000 DOLLARS
No.
That's great.
You've ridden me of my worries.
To be honest, your book
is bad.
Well, Wrong…
It's "Rong."
Give me your book.
"A real and fantastic
point of view of modern women."
It's already your masterpiece.
But do you think
it's proper to talk
about women's awakening
-in such a dramatic way?
-My…
My book can never compare to yours.
I write popular fiction,
-so…
-Yes.
But it's in fact a romance novel.
It's as absurd
as the hearsay that sexy lingerie
helps with a girl's growth.
But the cover has already been changed.
It must be selling well, right?
It's number 19.
Good job.
So I'll…
I'll buy one
to be a negative example.
It's your masterpiece?
You're ready to go downhill.
Be careful.
You even sneaked a photo of her?
Are you a psychopath?
And then?
Then…
I don't know
if I want to kill her or myself.
Maybe she had been constipated
for three days
and needed
one of her fans to be her laxative.
You can do that to your fans as well.
It's your right when you're famous.
But I won't do that.
Then you're winning.
It hasn't been my day today.
I thought meeting my idol
would make things better
and bring me luck.
But…
Come on.
You haven't written for a year.
What do you want to write next?
-My last will.
-Good.
Then you'll write the best last will.
When you die,
I'll earn a lot of money with it.
In the modern world,
everyone admires superheroes.
Nobody likes a snail like me,
who leads an ordinary life
won't have a market for her work
and any readers.
A snail?
Yes.
A hermaphrodite
with a shell on my back.
You'll never understand it.
Why don't you write
an ordinary, absurd story
that can sell like a soap opera?
For example?
For example…
For example,
the stepmom sells her husband's house,
so the daughter ends up on the streets.
Did you install security cameras?
Yes.
What?
The stepmom sells the house.
Ends up…
But after she sells the house,
how does the daughter seek revenge?
The daughter…
She colludes
with a human trafficking syndicate
and sells her stepmom abroad.
-And then?
-And then…
And then…
The stepmom becomes a pig.
-The stepmom becomes a pig!
-She becomes a pig.
It's a great idea. Good.
She becomes a pig. She'll become a pig.
-Hey! Who's the writer here? I've been…
-But have I told you that I…
What have you told me?
I don't think I've told you that I…
What do you want to tell me?
I…
Are you confessing your love to me?
-But I'm not interested in you.
-I…
What matters to me
is if your book sells well.
-No…
-Can you go home now
-and stop arguing with me?
-One last question.
What happens to the girl eventually?
-Is that all you're thinking about?
-The ending.
-Excuse me. Coming through.
-The ending…
-Keep a social distance!
-The ending…
Don't move.
What happens to the girl is that…
she realizes that her dad's house
is not that important after all.
She thinks a snail
will die without a shell.
But when she loses her main protection,
she feels helpless
but gets freedom at the same time.
Freedom! Yes. Freedom.
MEI-MEI: LET'S HOLD
A FAMILY MEETING TONIGHT
Bye.
That story sucks!
Don't write it into your new novel!
What did I say?
You're drinking beer
instead of black tea latte?
I'm out of here by the end of this year.
I see.
I used to work
in the stereo acoustic industry.
But unfortunately, I was laid off.
I began to work part-time
at the convenience store
before I knew what to do next.
But I've worked here for many years.
However, I know that
I want to work with sounds after all.
So I'm planning
to ride my bicycle
to travel around the world
to collect different sounds next year.
It sounds romantic.
It's because of you.
Rong-zi.
I've read your novels.
Your novels have inspired me. It's true.
I love them.
So I'm wondering
if the brains of you writers
are filled with many different images
for you to write those different stories.
I want to be like you,
to collect sounds
in different parts of the world
and maybe when I'm done,
I'll do something with them.
Yes, maybe.
Like me,
I only play to the gallery
and collect negative examples.
I…
No, I mean, you're courageous.
Go for it.
Am I?
But to be honest,
I think I was so selfish that
I left my family and ran away from home.
But I'm not sure
what I'll do next.
How I envy you!
I don't even have the courage to run away.
You can't bear to part with it, can you?
When I was little, I came to the park
with my sister quite often.
But it was always Dad who took us here,
not you.
We have two parks
within three minutes' walking distance.
And it takes five minutes
to walk to the nearest MRT station.
So I think…
we can add another two million.
What are you two conspiring here?
How did you know we're here?
Are you following me?
You're crazy.
Who's following you?
Can you not be so negative?
I'm negative?
Aren't we going to have a family meeting?
Since we're all here,
why don't we have it now?
Right here?
It's raining.
Let's go home.
I said
that I'm selling the house. You hear that?
I'm selling the house,
not the home.
You love to quote
what your dad said, don't you?
He said,
"A house is for you to store things."
"But when a family lives in it,
it's a home."
We're going to ask god.
If we're selling the house,
we should ask Earth God.
You want to ask Him that?
Yes. At this hour, He must be asleep.
They work the night shift too.
What the hell?
The coin is mine.
Earth God wants you to leave him alone.
The foreigner has spoiled everything.
Mom, maybe the old man has an emergency.
Hurry up and answer the phone.
Why don't you answer it?
Come on. Answer it.
Shut up, stupid!
You should play with your Lucy.
Why did you come here?
I've been flying around. It's exhausting.
And the plane tickets are expensive.
Wait!
Mom, the homewrecker, Lucy…
Is that her in the video?
Yes, that's her.
That bitch!
Where's the video from?
Just watch it first.
She's got a deep voice,
deeper than mine.
Because he's a man.
The old man has flown here
to give you a surprise.
Before he got on the plane,
he asked Lucy to record this
to tell you that you've misunderstood him.
So Mom's so-called homewrecker
is a drag queen.
No.
How do you explain the baby stroller?
-Yes, the baby stroller.
-Here it is.
Here's the baby.
Say hello to Rose!
You've misunderstood the old man
because of a drag queen.
You're ridiculous.
Shut up! Let's go home.
My dear boss,
you are not allowed to leave me again
because you are my home.
Thank you.
Let's eat.
Okay.
I'm so happy.
-Hello?
-Hey,
Chen Guang-hui, where are you?
I'm
on my way home.
Don't forget I'm cooking braised pork
in a new way.
Really?
I'm looking forward to it.
-Mom's braised pork.
-The girls called to tell me
that they won't eat at home.
It's just you and me tonight.
Why don't we do it
after dinner?
Well…
Hello?
-Bad reception.
-What is it?
Hello?
Hello?
Stop laughing.
Eat it while it's hot.
Are you going home now, Dad?
After the meal.
Should he go home now?
Chen Guang-hui!
Bad reception?
Bad reception?
You're working overtime?
-And you!
-Well, I…
An after-school program?
You're eating here
and don't want me to know?
I'll order something for you.
-Don't come back.
-We met coincidentally.
-Yes.
-Yes.
-Drink my soup first.
-Hey, buddy.
Give me those. My wife is here.
-Prepare new ones for them.
-I don't want.
And give me one more serving
of wonton noodles.
-Hurry up, Dad!
-Okay.
-I'm sorry, I'll prepare yours again.
-Yes. Go ahead, Mom.
-Yes. Have some soup.
-Here.
-Here, it's fresh from the pot.
-It's here.
-It's here.
-Your favorites.
-He's considerate.
-Clean chopsticks.
-These are all your favorites.
-I'll help you.
Look.
-Here.
-Don't be mad.
-Come on.
-Let's eat.
It's getting cold. Don't be mad.
Let's eat.
Dad is considerate. Look.
Of course!
-Eat some more, Mom.
-It's yummy!
Do you want the soup? It's all yours.
It can't compare
to your braised pork though.
Yes.
Let's eat the noodles.
Robert?
Here. Try this.
-Can he eat that?
-Try this one.
Chopsticks.
Dad's favorite.
You should order him blood pudding
and don't tell him what it is.
How's that? It's Christmas dinner.
The old man can't stay here with you
for Christmas.
What a shame!
He has missed my cooking.
He deserves it.
He's in a hurry to get back to work.
Taste it.
Taste it.
Tastes bad?
Don't eat it then.
What is it?
Taste it.
You're so exaggerated.
Did Dad's spirit possess you today?
The braised pork today
tastes exactly the same as his.
-How did this happen?
-Yes.
-Really?
-Yes.
But it's weird.
I haven't made it for a while.
I mixed all the steps up.
-Merry Christmas!
-Merry Christmas!
-Here.
-Let's eat.
-I'll help you.
-Taste it yourself.
-Have you tasted it?
-Really.
It's delicious.
-Here. Have some.
-Dad's flavor.
Do you want some duck?
Mom, about selling the house…
We've talked about it.
I called the real estate agent.
When you're back in Australia,
he'll show it to some potential buyers.
Are you sure?
Why don't we ask him to do it later
and sell it when the price is higher?
Shut up or I'll change my mind.
Come on.
The airplane won't wait for us.
Mrs. Chen!
Come and visit me when you're free.
Listen.
Because of me,
they are learning English at the club.
Don't forget to attend the class.
-Okay.
-Take care.
Yes.
-Bye.
-Bye.
I forgot to turn off the lights.
I'll be right back.
-Hurry up.
-Okay.
Hello!
-Hello!
-Hello!
-Why?
-I can't believe you!
-I've sustained him for so many years.
-This…
-All right.
-Yes. But he cheated on me.
Get up.
Go in.
Do you know what love is?
Yes, I do. I write about it in my novels.
-Of course I know. Okay.
-Have you been in love?
Yes, but you don't remember.
Watch your head.
-Do you know what heartbreak is?
-All right.
I know. You'll be fine.
You're going too far.
Why did you spend money
on the crappy dress?
You don't have to move.
I won't bother you for long.
Talk to me.
It's frightening
when it's so quiet at home.
-Okay, don't think so much.
-Don't try to steal it.
-It's true.
-It's more than enough.
You threw a knife at me.
And I'm your daughter!
Unhappy things are difficult to forget.
All will be well when you come home.
I can't believe you.
You're missing Cha again?
Sit down.
I know that I've been scammed.
I'm thick-skinned at this age.
I'll forget about it
after crying and laughing about it.
Okay, I'll hurry.
Have you bought my tampons, Dad?
I'll buy them later.
-You deserve it. They don't get married.
-You foot…
You have to do everything for them.
Ru-rong?
Your dad is no longer in the house.
But he's right here.
CHEN GUANG-HUI'S ASHES
CHEN GUANG-HUI'S ASHES
Where are they?
-I can't find them.
-Did you put them in?
Hey, why are you bringing
mothballs abroad?
You'll never know
how the Australian rats
are scared of them.
And Crystal Soap too?
It's very useful, okay?
I've been using it since I was little.
Look at how great my skin is.
Miss?
Checked-in luggage can't contain meat.
Even if it's frozen?
Of course not!
What do you want it for?
For the old Australian man.
He didn't have a chance to eat it.
-The ones made in Taiwan taste better.
-Let's get your passport first.
-Where is your passport?
-Here it is!
Here, miss.
-Hey…
-I'll sneak it in.
-Take it out.
-I've taken it out.
Since when did they establish that rule?
-I brought some last time.
-No…
No. She's just kidding.
Mom.
I love you.
That's so cheesy.
I love you too.
Don't love the wrong guy
or you'll get in trouble.
And Ru-rong,
would you try to love somebody?
It's not that scary.
Mom, you have more important things to do
than rushing me to get married.
Would you please set me free?
All right. I'll set you free.
-Bye!
-Bye!
It's time to get up.
Hi, Dad.
How is it going?
Have you thought about what to write
for your new book?
No, not yet.
You have so many books.
These are all your children.
Just write whatever you want.
What are you afraid of?
"Just write whatever you want.
What are you afraid of?"
Rice Ball, Radish Cake. Come here!
Come here.
Where are you going?
You're the best, aren't you?
ALL WILL BE WELL WHEN YOU COME HOME
DAD
I won't always be by your side.
-Then I'll just call you.
-Your call will be forwarded.
-You'll be charged after the beep.
-What should I do?
Leave a message after the beep,
or just hang up.
Hi, Dad.
Ru-rong said
that she dreamed of you again.
I'm sorry,
but I'm not as strong as Mom and Ru-rong,
that's why I've never dared to mention you
or think of you.
But I've never forgotten you.
I'll keep improving.
That's all.
Happy New Year.
YOU'VE GOT A NEW MESSAGE
CHEN GUANG-HUI
In an hour,
the new year is coming.
People all over the world
are ready for the countdown.
Are you ready too?
A must-go event in Asia,
Taipei's most happening New Year's party,
Converge at Taipei 101
is about to start.
The number of tourists grows
as the event becomes more international.
The exciting program of the event
-will also be broadcast internationally
-All right,
-to Japan, Singapore, and Malaysia.
-after so long,
-Even those in North America will be able
-it's time for the final report.
-My fan page
-to witness
-the spectacular…
-has 120 more likes this week.
Aren't I considered
a best-selling author now?
SOLD
Did you receive the Pokémon
I burned for you?
Whatever you need,
just tell me in a dream.
I'll prepare it for you.
-I'm well-behaved,
-Miss.
unlike Mrs. Chen from next door.
No.
-A round one.
-Mrs. Xu,
-are you fit to criticize my mom?
-A round one?
-You basically took over my mom's harem.
-Yes.
You even look for Pokémon overseas.
You are incredible.
I love you, honey.
Look.
The scenery over there
is different from ours.
Bring us around when we visit next time.
-Yes, sure.
-You'll show us around.
-Yes. Come visit me.
-Sure.
The new generation of Sloppy Ladies.
-What are you doing?
-Please don't involve your children
-at your next class reunion.
-Crazy Mei, is it true?
Just take care of yourselves.
Exactly.
Mom,
why did you put your bag
on Auntie Jin's seat?
She just
went out for a walk.
This is Baby Jin and his boy…
No.
It's his mom's boyfriend.
You're returning my mom's inheritance.
What does that mean?
People must think that
I'm forcing you or something.
I've got a new agent
to start anew.
Show your face on television more often.
I rarely acknowledge someone
to be as good-looking as me.
Baby Jin.
I'm a film actor.
A film actor.
Check, please.
Ding dong.
This pest seems to have evolved.
So this is how he shows his filiality
to his mom.
-Yes. That's his mom.
-How much?
Due to length constraints,
this was conveyed hastily.
What is it?
Don't you have anything to do?
It's New Year's Eve.
Find yourself something better to do.
What the hell?
It's wine!
Goddamn it!
Welcoming the new year in summer
-actually suits Wang Mei-mei.
-Happy New Year!
She feels good about herself this way
and doesn't experience coldness at all.
Party time!
-Kate.
-I'll open the door.
-Be careful.
-What did you order?
-Do we have more visitors?
-Who is it?
Hi.
Your takeout.
Honey? Takeout.
-How much?
-280 dollars.
-Keep the change.
-Thank you.
-Don't think that Kate didn't invite me.
-Close the door for me.
I chose not to go.
I'm fine being alone.
Why should I go there and be tortured?
My baby.
Chen Ruo-min.
You really didn't let me down.
You have blocked him, deleted the contact,
and shifted house. But you…
Forget it. I'll shut up…
I'M TRYING TO CELEBRATE
THE NEW YEAR'S EVE ALONE.
DO YOU WANT SOME SNACKS?
Hi. Welcome.
He really looks like Wu Kang-ren.
Hi.
What do you mean by "Hi"?
Hi.
Isn't this your last day at work?
Aren't you going to get my contact number?
Hey! It's countdown time!
-Ten, nine, eight, seven,
-Nine, eight, seven,
-six, five,
-six, five,
-four,
-four,
-three, two, one!
-three, two, one!
-Happy New Year!
-Happy New Year!
Luxy said I look 40 years old today.
And many handsome boys whistled at me.
Mom, don't do that!
I never thought that
-That's hilarious.
-I'd be happy with young boys.
Mom, don't do that…
MOM, DON'T DO THAT!
I WAS TOLD THAT MOM GOT REMARRIED
WHEN I WASN'T READY AT ALL.
ADAPTED FROM CHEN MING-MIN'S NOVEL
Radish Cake.
Rice Ball.
CHEN WEI-LING AND LEE CHUN-HONG'S
DIRECTORIAL PROJECT
CHEN WEI-LING AND LEE CHUN-HONG'S
DIRECTORIAL PROJECT
Time flies by.
It's the last month of the year.
Now, I have to remind you that
the longest Mercury retrogression
of the year
will last for four more weeks.
So I suggest you be patient
with every setback in your life
and see it as the world telling you,
"Come on.
Let's do it all over again."
Take the chance
to reset yourself to make a better future.
-Hi. Welcome.
-Hey, Leos,
open your eyes wide,
especially the single ones.
Don't miss your good chances
to fall in love
because of your insensitivity.
I'll leave it to you, Min. I've got to go.
-Okay. Bye.
-Bye.
Next, for Pisceans,
your luck is changing for the better.
Maybe you can try to get a new job
or a new hairstyle.
It may help you
get a better chance.
-What the hell?
-Next…
-Watch where you're going!
-I'm sorry.
Geminis, it has been hard for you
because you're always changing.
Why don't you take a look
at your address book
to see the chances that you've missed?
Hey, Taurus, nothing can defeat you.
This week,
do you feel the limits
of your capabilities?
Honey!
-Help me here! Come on!
-I'm here.
Come to Dad.
What's wrong?
Your dad is clumsy, isn't he?
He can't do it properly.
Come to Mom.
-For this week's Scorpios,
-Move aside!
many areas have ended, restarted,
and reshuffled recently.
So if you already have an opinion
or intuition,
you may gear up to take action.
I want a divorce!
WHERE A FAMILY LIVES IS A HOME
Too short?
So, like this?
Hold on.
I want a divorce!
Mom?
Excuse me. I have to get this.
Mom, don't do that!
I said that I want a divorce.
But you've been married
for less than a year.
Yes, Mom.
What happened between you and the old man?
Wait. I'll take a peek at the homewrecker.
The homewrecker?
The homewrecker?
Check it out…
Damn.
Do you have evidence, Mom?
Calm down, Mom!
Robert told me
that Lucy is an old lady
living with her son.
Poor me!
Poor, poor me!
-Come on, Mom.
-Poor me!
Yes. Maybe you should ask him.
I don't think he's that kind of person.
Do you think he'll pay me alimony?
I want a divorce.
I'll go home.
This is your home.
Rose, you…
Should I walk away quietly?
You thief!
What are you doing here?
What thief?
I walked in here openly.
When you moved out,
didn't you take all your stuff?
What are you looking for?
Nothing, really.
I'm not sure either.
After I talked to Mom,
I wanted to come here to take a look.
Do you have
a special premonition?
Amitabha.
Hallelujah.
Hey, Ru-rong?
Well…
I'm thinking…
What?
You want to go back
to the fried chicken house
instead of working at the tutoring center?
I think I got it.
You've regretted moving out?
You want to move back here?
To be frank, I want you to move back.
It's a big house.
I'm too scared to live here alone.
If you're here, at least you'll help me
clean up or throw out the trash
or do the laundry--
You're going too far!
I can't believe you've asked me plainly
to clean up and throw out the trash.
Am I your servant?
No.
I think that
we'll only live in earnest
when we don't get to cheat.
I'll try
and I think you should try too.
Are you here to preach?
No.
Blow on it.
You don't have to ask me to do that again.
-You quit?
-Yes.
I haven't drunk for almost a month.
Really?
You quit drinking and left that parasite.
You've risen from the ashes.
Good job.
Why don't we hold a reminiscence party?
Let's clean up the house,
get these unused old things together,
and discuss what should be thrown away.
I don't think it's a good idea
to keep on like this.
Yes. Your room is messy.
I think you should throw
some of your stuff away.
My room is messy?
What about the mess here?
It's really messy.
But I need all of them for my inspiration.
Besides, I don't have time to clean up.
You…
Since when did you
begin to drink?
Well, I…
I hate drinking because
I didn't like how it tastes.
But when I met Dragon Huang again,
I felt like being struck by lightning
and bought a can of beer.
I think I like it.
Don't you love bubble milk tea anymore?
Of course I do.
I'm considering trying beer
with bubble milk tea
or beer with bubbles.
That sounds disgusting!
Don't cook any strange food
like Mom did, okay?
The genes of Wang Mei-mei
are really scary.
We'll have to remind each other
not to be a witch like her when we're old.
You're calling her a witch?
I'm telling on you.
Go ahead.
You'd better be able to find her.
Amitabha.
Hallelujah.
Why have you made the house so messy?
Why did you suddenly come back?
Yes. If you told us,
we could pick you up at the airport.
Didn't I tell you I want a divorce?
Haven't you made up with him?
Lucy has been pestering Robert.
I told him to move,
but he's in charge of all
the electric towers in the neighborhood.
Does he think I'm stupid?
That's his job. Don't say that.
I hate the subject. Let's drop it.
Are you really moving back?
It took me a long time…
to decide to come back.
I want to sell the house.
The three of us can divide the money.
Then I'll buy a house abroad.
If Robert upsets me,
we'll sleep in separate rooms.
Wait! You want a divorce, don't you?
Why are you selling Dad's house?
The divorce will be settled
when alimony is agreed.
I've got his house back for him.
I won't let him take advantage of me.
Min,
you're not as crazy as your sister.
You're less biased.
Who's crazy?
Tell me.
Don't ask me. I have no comments.
But didn't you say
that the house is too big for you
-to live alone?
-Yes.
You're both so cruel.
You don't live here anymore,
and you're trying to get rid of it.
It was Dad's house and it's mine too.
Don't sell it.
She's mean.
Yes, and upset too.
Hello?
I'm on my way.
Diapers?
Didn't you get a lot of diapers
in the baby shower?
You've used them all?
Yes, I'll buy some.
What else?
Just tell me.
What the hell?
PERSONAL LUBRICANT
You're going too far.
Why do you need so much lubricant?
I didn't know that
giving birth would restructure a woman.
I'm like restructured steak.
You'll never understand.
Help me, honey!
Put these away.
I'm exhausted.
Your breasts have gotten so big
and your tummy is so flat.
Did you give birth
or did you get a boob job?
A boob job?
Do you know how painful
engorged breasts are?
I have the utmost respect
and sympathy for milk cows.
No.
You look sexy.
Bullshit!
You haven't been through all these.
After giving birth,
some parts are never wet
while others are never dry.
Now I know why
we've never seen a Disney princess
being a mom.
Look at my arms.
They're not mine anymore.
I have to hug them, feed them,
and change their diapers.
Warm the milk, honey!
So I've warned my husband
that no phubbing when I'm here.
Come on! They are hungry!
Hurry up!
Your husband is really great.
And you were paranoid
before getting married.
A drone lives to have sex.
A worker bee lives to work.
A queen bee
should give birth and be herself.
That's why you're a queen bee and I'm not.
No, you're not a queen bee.
You're a snail,
a hermaphrodite
with a shell on your back
to retract yourself when you're in danger.
Just quit if you don't want
the teaching job.
You can be a full-time freelance writer.
-I'm a snail?
-When I need a massage,
you'll be the babysitter.
You haven't changed at all.
Take a look at the babies.
I've changed.
I've changed a lot
because I've finally found
the boy that I love the most.
Am I right?
You haven't changed at all.
You've got two boys
that you love the most at one go.
Come on. Show her.
-Yes, I saw him.
-Do you want to hug him?
Practical English will be in Classroom A.
It costs you money
because you've lost your handouts.
There's nothing we can do about it.
I'd like a fried chicken combo.
Dining-in or takeout?
Hi.
Hey, long face.
Look at the students here.
They don't have a dream
and they don't want to give up now.
Come on.
Give us an encouraging smile.
What are you doing here?
There's a chain of fate between us.
The guillotine that you gave me
sent me to the police station.
Luckily, Cha didn't sue me.
I know. I saw it on the news.
Hey, Min.
You look solemn when you're not drunk.
If you're a student here, go in now.
The class is about to begin.
Since I was bailed out,
livestreaming has been banned by my dad.
But I've done it in secret.
I'm trying to pass the exams
and be a teacher in three months.
-Really?
-Yes.
And I've made a bet with my fans
that if I make it,
they'll pay for my meals for a whole year.
What's your live streaming about?
Memorizing English words
with half-naked boobs
or doing math
while applying a facial mask.
Listen to me.
I've got more clicks
than being a food live streamer.
You're really something.
Luckily, I don't have to compete with you.
That's right.
I don't want to compete with you.
Min, you're amazing.
You're so amazing.
How so?
I've been the victim here.
But I think you're undefeatable.
Go for it.
Go to class now.
Min, do your best too.
Not just a man,
we'll get everything we want.
See you around.
Here. Look at it.
It's the living room
with a balcony.
There's a room to your left.
Look how much sunlight there is
on the balcony.
-Right? It's beautiful.
-The lighting is great.
I love the balcony on the second floor.
Yes.
How long have you been married?
You look so sweet.
-Mei-mei?
-Yes.
Just call me Hai.
We got married not long ago,
but we've known each other
since high school.
That's it.
I told my daughters
to seize the chance
when they saw a nice boy at school.
It's simple at school
with the best bet.
After graduation,
the competition is fierce.
It's hard to find a nice guy.
Good job, Mrs. Zhang.
No. I was lucky to meet him.
This way.
Have a look.
The dining room and the kitchen.
-Look at the kitchen.
-It's a big dining room.
Yes.
-The window is lovely.
-Yes.
It's nice.
It is just for the two of you?
Our flat is huge.
No. My parents are going
to move in with us.
We're close in the family.
We'll take care of one another.
I've rarely seen a young girl
willing to live with her in-laws.
You're a nice girl.
No.
His parents have been nice to me.
They are getting old.
We should take care of them.
I promised to protect her
for the rest of my life.
But in fact,
she has been taking care of me.
How I envy you!
I'm afraid that
my two daughters will be alone forever.
I got remarried and live abroad.
I can't take care of them.
When I wake up in the morning,
I just lie in bed wondering
what they're doing
or if they've eaten anything.
They're so lonely
that I feel like crying.
That's enough, Mom!
What are you talking about?
Mr. and Mrs. Zhang.
This is my 40-something daughter,
who doesn't get married or have a date
and has a lot of junk food.
I'm sorry. My mom is an old dotard.
We're not selling the house.
Sorry for wasting your time.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
-Thank you. I'm sorry.
-Visit us when you're free.
-What are you talking about?
-Okay.
I'll get in touch with you.
I'm sorry.
It's all right.
-What a shame!
-Yes.
What are you doing?
-We barely found one that you like.
-What do you mean?
The flat is under my name.
I live here. It's my home.
I won't sell it.
What?
Damn! You've ordered a takeout again?
You lazy bitch!
Come and pay him.
You didn't even open the door
after he rang it for so long.
What are you doing?
How much?
Please give me 150 dollars change.
It seems like
it's always you who delivers here.
No!
It's the wrong change!
Thank you.
How did you know I'm here?
Honey?
I'm sorry.
You've got a new phone number.
And you've blocked me
and deleted my number.
I couldn't find you. I was worried.
But now I know that you're fine.
You're fine
and I'm happy for you.
It's on me.
-Go away! Don't scare my new neighbors!
-Honey.
-Go away! Go!
-Honey!
-Please, honey.
-Go!
Honey--
-Open the door!
-Go away!
-I don't want anything to do with you!
-Honey!
Honey?
Honey…
I'll just stay here with you.
I'll be silent.
Just do whatever you want.
I'll be here for a little while.
Just for a little while.
Honey…
Do you know
why I love clinging to you, honey?
Because you smell of home.
-I've roamed for so long to find it out.
-I'll give you a massage.
-Except for you.
-Are they getting bigger now?
You have more faith in me than I do.
I love watching
you and your family quarrel
-They're delicious. Here.
-Okay.
-as if I were part of your family.
-And this.
Have some cucumber.
I know I should leave quietly.
But you…
are my home.
Can you please open the door?
I miss you so much.
You can't have someone else.
Am I the only one you have then?
Of course!
Honey!
IN LOVE WITH A CHAMELEON
It's a revision with a new cover.
I'm going to buy it.
Excuse me.
-Sorry to interrupt you.
-Hello.
I'm one of your fans.
I've read every book of yours.
-Thank you.
-Your books have been inspiring.
Well…
Do you want my…
Actually, I'm a writer too.
I wrote this book.
Okay.
Rong-zi?
Yes.
I suggest that…
you have a new pen name.
You see?
It's Rong-zi.
Rong… Wrong…
So it's wrong.
Okay.
Okay. Thank you.
Thank you for loving my books.
By the way,
I don't really want to ask you this,
but I think I should.
Have you attended my class?
Have you been my student?
WRITING WORKSHOP, 30,000 DOLLARS
No.
That's great.
You've ridden me of my worries.
To be honest, your book
is bad.
Well, Wrong…
It's "Rong."
Give me your book.
"A real and fantastic
point of view of modern women."
It's already your masterpiece.
But do you think
it's proper to talk
about women's awakening
-in such a dramatic way?
-My…
My book can never compare to yours.
I write popular fiction,
-so…
-Yes.
But it's in fact a romance novel.
It's as absurd
as the hearsay that sexy lingerie
helps with a girl's growth.
But the cover has already been changed.
It must be selling well, right?
It's number 19.
Good job.
So I'll…
I'll buy one
to be a negative example.
It's your masterpiece?
You're ready to go downhill.
Be careful.
You even sneaked a photo of her?
Are you a psychopath?
And then?
Then…
I don't know
if I want to kill her or myself.
Maybe she had been constipated
for three days
and needed
one of her fans to be her laxative.
You can do that to your fans as well.
It's your right when you're famous.
But I won't do that.
Then you're winning.
It hasn't been my day today.
I thought meeting my idol
would make things better
and bring me luck.
But…
Come on.
You haven't written for a year.
What do you want to write next?
-My last will.
-Good.
Then you'll write the best last will.
When you die,
I'll earn a lot of money with it.
In the modern world,
everyone admires superheroes.
Nobody likes a snail like me,
who leads an ordinary life
won't have a market for her work
and any readers.
A snail?
Yes.
A hermaphrodite
with a shell on my back.
You'll never understand it.
Why don't you write
an ordinary, absurd story
that can sell like a soap opera?
For example?
For example…
For example,
the stepmom sells her husband's house,
so the daughter ends up on the streets.
Did you install security cameras?
Yes.
What?
The stepmom sells the house.
Ends up…
But after she sells the house,
how does the daughter seek revenge?
The daughter…
She colludes
with a human trafficking syndicate
and sells her stepmom abroad.
-And then?
-And then…
And then…
The stepmom becomes a pig.
-The stepmom becomes a pig!
-She becomes a pig.
It's a great idea. Good.
She becomes a pig. She'll become a pig.
-Hey! Who's the writer here? I've been…
-But have I told you that I…
What have you told me?
I don't think I've told you that I…
What do you want to tell me?
I…
Are you confessing your love to me?
-But I'm not interested in you.
-I…
What matters to me
is if your book sells well.
-No…
-Can you go home now
-and stop arguing with me?
-One last question.
What happens to the girl eventually?
-Is that all you're thinking about?
-The ending.
-Excuse me. Coming through.
-The ending…
-Keep a social distance!
-The ending…
Don't move.
What happens to the girl is that…
she realizes that her dad's house
is not that important after all.
She thinks a snail
will die without a shell.
But when she loses her main protection,
she feels helpless
but gets freedom at the same time.
Freedom! Yes. Freedom.
MEI-MEI: LET'S HOLD
A FAMILY MEETING TONIGHT
Bye.
That story sucks!
Don't write it into your new novel!
What did I say?
You're drinking beer
instead of black tea latte?
I'm out of here by the end of this year.
I see.
I used to work
in the stereo acoustic industry.
But unfortunately, I was laid off.
I began to work part-time
at the convenience store
before I knew what to do next.
But I've worked here for many years.
However, I know that
I want to work with sounds after all.
So I'm planning
to ride my bicycle
to travel around the world
to collect different sounds next year.
It sounds romantic.
It's because of you.
Rong-zi.
I've read your novels.
Your novels have inspired me. It's true.
I love them.
So I'm wondering
if the brains of you writers
are filled with many different images
for you to write those different stories.
I want to be like you,
to collect sounds
in different parts of the world
and maybe when I'm done,
I'll do something with them.
Yes, maybe.
Like me,
I only play to the gallery
and collect negative examples.
I…
No, I mean, you're courageous.
Go for it.
Am I?
But to be honest,
I think I was so selfish that
I left my family and ran away from home.
But I'm not sure
what I'll do next.
How I envy you!
I don't even have the courage to run away.
You can't bear to part with it, can you?
When I was little, I came to the park
with my sister quite often.
But it was always Dad who took us here,
not you.
We have two parks
within three minutes' walking distance.
And it takes five minutes
to walk to the nearest MRT station.
So I think…
we can add another two million.
What are you two conspiring here?
How did you know we're here?
Are you following me?
You're crazy.
Who's following you?
Can you not be so negative?
I'm negative?
Aren't we going to have a family meeting?
Since we're all here,
why don't we have it now?
Right here?
It's raining.
Let's go home.
I said
that I'm selling the house. You hear that?
I'm selling the house,
not the home.
You love to quote
what your dad said, don't you?
He said,
"A house is for you to store things."
"But when a family lives in it,
it's a home."
We're going to ask god.
If we're selling the house,
we should ask Earth God.
You want to ask Him that?
Yes. At this hour, He must be asleep.
They work the night shift too.
What the hell?
The coin is mine.
Earth God wants you to leave him alone.
The foreigner has spoiled everything.
Mom, maybe the old man has an emergency.
Hurry up and answer the phone.
Why don't you answer it?
Come on. Answer it.
Shut up, stupid!
You should play with your Lucy.
Why did you come here?
I've been flying around. It's exhausting.
And the plane tickets are expensive.
Wait!
Mom, the homewrecker, Lucy…
Is that her in the video?
Yes, that's her.
That bitch!
Where's the video from?
Just watch it first.
She's got a deep voice,
deeper than mine.
Because he's a man.
The old man has flown here
to give you a surprise.
Before he got on the plane,
he asked Lucy to record this
to tell you that you've misunderstood him.
So Mom's so-called homewrecker
is a drag queen.
No.
How do you explain the baby stroller?
-Yes, the baby stroller.
-Here it is.
Here's the baby.
Say hello to Rose!
You've misunderstood the old man
because of a drag queen.
You're ridiculous.
Shut up! Let's go home.
My dear boss,
you are not allowed to leave me again
because you are my home.
Thank you.
Let's eat.
Okay.
I'm so happy.
-Hello?
-Hey,
Chen Guang-hui, where are you?
I'm
on my way home.
Don't forget I'm cooking braised pork
in a new way.
Really?
I'm looking forward to it.
-Mom's braised pork.
-The girls called to tell me
that they won't eat at home.
It's just you and me tonight.
Why don't we do it
after dinner?
Well…
Hello?
-Bad reception.
-What is it?
Hello?
Hello?
Stop laughing.
Eat it while it's hot.
Are you going home now, Dad?
After the meal.
Should he go home now?
Chen Guang-hui!
Bad reception?
Bad reception?
You're working overtime?
-And you!
-Well, I…
An after-school program?
You're eating here
and don't want me to know?
I'll order something for you.
-Don't come back.
-We met coincidentally.
-Yes.
-Yes.
-Drink my soup first.
-Hey, buddy.
Give me those. My wife is here.
-Prepare new ones for them.
-I don't want.
And give me one more serving
of wonton noodles.
-Hurry up, Dad!
-Okay.
-I'm sorry, I'll prepare yours again.
-Yes. Go ahead, Mom.
-Yes. Have some soup.
-Here.
-Here, it's fresh from the pot.
-It's here.
-It's here.
-Your favorites.
-He's considerate.
-Clean chopsticks.
-These are all your favorites.
-I'll help you.
Look.
-Here.
-Don't be mad.
-Come on.
-Let's eat.
It's getting cold. Don't be mad.
Let's eat.
Dad is considerate. Look.
Of course!
-Eat some more, Mom.
-It's yummy!
Do you want the soup? It's all yours.
It can't compare
to your braised pork though.
Yes.
Let's eat the noodles.
Robert?
Here. Try this.
-Can he eat that?
-Try this one.
Chopsticks.
Dad's favorite.
You should order him blood pudding
and don't tell him what it is.
How's that? It's Christmas dinner.
The old man can't stay here with you
for Christmas.
What a shame!
He has missed my cooking.
He deserves it.
He's in a hurry to get back to work.
Taste it.
Taste it.
Tastes bad?
Don't eat it then.
What is it?
Taste it.
You're so exaggerated.
Did Dad's spirit possess you today?
The braised pork today
tastes exactly the same as his.
-How did this happen?
-Yes.
-Really?
-Yes.
But it's weird.
I haven't made it for a while.
I mixed all the steps up.
-Merry Christmas!
-Merry Christmas!
-Here.
-Let's eat.
-I'll help you.
-Taste it yourself.
-Have you tasted it?
-Really.
It's delicious.
-Here. Have some.
-Dad's flavor.
Do you want some duck?
Mom, about selling the house…
We've talked about it.
I called the real estate agent.
When you're back in Australia,
he'll show it to some potential buyers.
Are you sure?
Why don't we ask him to do it later
and sell it when the price is higher?
Shut up or I'll change my mind.
Come on.
The airplane won't wait for us.
Mrs. Chen!
Come and visit me when you're free.
Listen.
Because of me,
they are learning English at the club.
Don't forget to attend the class.
-Okay.
-Take care.
Yes.
-Bye.
-Bye.
I forgot to turn off the lights.
I'll be right back.
-Hurry up.
-Okay.
Hello!
-Hello!
-Hello!
-Why?
-I can't believe you!
-I've sustained him for so many years.
-This…
-All right.
-Yes. But he cheated on me.
Get up.
Go in.
Do you know what love is?
Yes, I do. I write about it in my novels.
-Of course I know. Okay.
-Have you been in love?
Yes, but you don't remember.
Watch your head.
-Do you know what heartbreak is?
-All right.
I know. You'll be fine.
You're going too far.
Why did you spend money
on the crappy dress?
You don't have to move.
I won't bother you for long.
Talk to me.
It's frightening
when it's so quiet at home.
-Okay, don't think so much.
-Don't try to steal it.
-It's true.
-It's more than enough.
You threw a knife at me.
And I'm your daughter!
Unhappy things are difficult to forget.
All will be well when you come home.
I can't believe you.
You're missing Cha again?
Sit down.
I know that I've been scammed.
I'm thick-skinned at this age.
I'll forget about it
after crying and laughing about it.
Okay, I'll hurry.
Have you bought my tampons, Dad?
I'll buy them later.
-You deserve it. They don't get married.
-You foot…
You have to do everything for them.
Ru-rong?
Your dad is no longer in the house.
But he's right here.
CHEN GUANG-HUI'S ASHES
CHEN GUANG-HUI'S ASHES
Where are they?
-I can't find them.
-Did you put them in?
Hey, why are you bringing
mothballs abroad?
You'll never know
how the Australian rats
are scared of them.
And Crystal Soap too?
It's very useful, okay?
I've been using it since I was little.
Look at how great my skin is.
Miss?
Checked-in luggage can't contain meat.
Even if it's frozen?
Of course not!
What do you want it for?
For the old Australian man.
He didn't have a chance to eat it.
-The ones made in Taiwan taste better.
-Let's get your passport first.
-Where is your passport?
-Here it is!
Here, miss.
-Hey…
-I'll sneak it in.
-Take it out.
-I've taken it out.
Since when did they establish that rule?
-I brought some last time.
-No…
No. She's just kidding.
Mom.
I love you.
That's so cheesy.
I love you too.
Don't love the wrong guy
or you'll get in trouble.
And Ru-rong,
would you try to love somebody?
It's not that scary.
Mom, you have more important things to do
than rushing me to get married.
Would you please set me free?
All right. I'll set you free.
-Bye!
-Bye!
It's time to get up.
Hi, Dad.
How is it going?
Have you thought about what to write
for your new book?
No, not yet.
You have so many books.
These are all your children.
Just write whatever you want.
What are you afraid of?
"Just write whatever you want.
What are you afraid of?"
Rice Ball, Radish Cake. Come here!
Come here.
Where are you going?
You're the best, aren't you?
ALL WILL BE WELL WHEN YOU COME HOME
DAD
I won't always be by your side.
-Then I'll just call you.
-Your call will be forwarded.
-You'll be charged after the beep.
-What should I do?
Leave a message after the beep,
or just hang up.
Hi, Dad.
Ru-rong said
that she dreamed of you again.
I'm sorry,
but I'm not as strong as Mom and Ru-rong,
that's why I've never dared to mention you
or think of you.
But I've never forgotten you.
I'll keep improving.
That's all.
Happy New Year.
YOU'VE GOT A NEW MESSAGE
CHEN GUANG-HUI
In an hour,
the new year is coming.
People all over the world
are ready for the countdown.
Are you ready too?
A must-go event in Asia,
Taipei's most happening New Year's party,
Converge at Taipei 101
is about to start.
The number of tourists grows
as the event becomes more international.
The exciting program of the event
-will also be broadcast internationally
-All right,
-to Japan, Singapore, and Malaysia.
-after so long,
-Even those in North America will be able
-it's time for the final report.
-My fan page
-to witness
-the spectacular…
-has 120 more likes this week.
Aren't I considered
a best-selling author now?
SOLD
Did you receive the Pokémon
I burned for you?
Whatever you need,
just tell me in a dream.
I'll prepare it for you.
-I'm well-behaved,
-Miss.
unlike Mrs. Chen from next door.
No.
-A round one.
-Mrs. Xu,
-are you fit to criticize my mom?
-A round one?
-You basically took over my mom's harem.
-Yes.
You even look for Pokémon overseas.
You are incredible.
I love you, honey.
Look.
The scenery over there
is different from ours.
Bring us around when we visit next time.
-Yes, sure.
-You'll show us around.
-Yes. Come visit me.
-Sure.
The new generation of Sloppy Ladies.
-What are you doing?
-Please don't involve your children
-at your next class reunion.
-Crazy Mei, is it true?
Just take care of yourselves.
Exactly.
Mom,
why did you put your bag
on Auntie Jin's seat?
She just
went out for a walk.
This is Baby Jin and his boy…
No.
It's his mom's boyfriend.
You're returning my mom's inheritance.
What does that mean?
People must think that
I'm forcing you or something.
I've got a new agent
to start anew.
Show your face on television more often.
I rarely acknowledge someone
to be as good-looking as me.
Baby Jin.
I'm a film actor.
A film actor.
Check, please.
Ding dong.
This pest seems to have evolved.
So this is how he shows his filiality
to his mom.
-Yes. That's his mom.
-How much?
Due to length constraints,
this was conveyed hastily.
What is it?
Don't you have anything to do?
It's New Year's Eve.
Find yourself something better to do.
What the hell?
It's wine!
Goddamn it!
Welcoming the new year in summer
-actually suits Wang Mei-mei.
-Happy New Year!
She feels good about herself this way
and doesn't experience coldness at all.
Party time!
-Kate.
-I'll open the door.
-Be careful.
-What did you order?
-Do we have more visitors?
-Who is it?
Hi.
Your takeout.
Honey? Takeout.
-How much?
-280 dollars.
-Keep the change.
-Thank you.
-Don't think that Kate didn't invite me.
-Close the door for me.
I chose not to go.
I'm fine being alone.
Why should I go there and be tortured?
My baby.
Chen Ruo-min.
You really didn't let me down.
You have blocked him, deleted the contact,
and shifted house. But you…
Forget it. I'll shut up…
I'M TRYING TO CELEBRATE
THE NEW YEAR'S EVE ALONE.
DO YOU WANT SOME SNACKS?
Hi. Welcome.
He really looks like Wu Kang-ren.
Hi.
What do you mean by "Hi"?
Hi.
Isn't this your last day at work?
Aren't you going to get my contact number?
Hey! It's countdown time!
-Ten, nine, eight, seven,
-Nine, eight, seven,
-six, five,
-six, five,
-four,
-four,
-three, two, one!
-three, two, one!
-Happy New Year!
-Happy New Year!
Luxy said I look 40 years old today.
And many handsome boys whistled at me.
Mom, don't do that!
I never thought that
-That's hilarious.
-I'd be happy with young boys.
Mom, don't do that…
MOM, DON'T DO THAT!
I WAS TOLD THAT MOM GOT REMARRIED
WHEN I WASN'T READY AT ALL.
ADAPTED FROM CHEN MING-MIN'S NOVEL
Radish Cake.
Rice Ball.
CHEN WEI-LING AND LEE CHUN-HONG'S
DIRECTORIAL PROJECT
CHEN WEI-LING AND LEE CHUN-HONG'S
DIRECTORIAL PROJECT