Mister8 (2021): Season 1, Episode 4 - Muikunmakuinen keskiviikko - full transcript
Darius' restaurant is the best in the city, but what is the secret of his vendace dish? Juho's trial period ends and he is now officially part of the arrangement. This is not all good news, as he can no longer live at Maria's house.
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IT'S ALIVE FILMS PRESENTS
Tuukka!
- Juho. What's up?
Terho left Maria.
- Congratulations. One more day.
Maria is keeping the day to herself.
- Of course.
So, you have Monday and Tuesday,
Darius has Wednesday -
Thursday is free,
that comedian has Friday -
the wimp has Saturday
and the warmonger has Sunday.
Darius?
- Ouch, he's a tough one.
Maria loves his food
and the fame.
Darius is a star,
at least in his own mind.
He likes cocaine,
maybe a bit too much.
What about his restaurant business?
- He has no head for numbers.
He spends what he makes.
But the restaurant
must be his weak spot.
It's all he has.
Take it easy,
I know what I'm doing.
Do you like vendace?
- Yes, thank you.
How in the world did you
reinvent our national dish -
and turn it into a modern classic?
Why are you watching that on my day?
This is work.
I'm looking after my investments.
Are the rumours true
about you getting a Michelin star?
All rumours about me
are usually... true.
Did you know that when cooks
and athletes are put on pedestals -
it is a sign of
the society's impending doom?
It has been true throughout history,
ever since ancient Rome.
And engineers keep
the society running?
Here you are. - Thank you.
How does it taste?
- Wonderful!
"Wonderful, wonderful!"
- What's wrong with that?
It's so over the top.
You are such a stick-in-the-mud.
- No, I'm not.
I feel it in my entire body.
- Entire body?
Good grief!
Do you like it?
- I feel it in my entire body.
Good thing you're paying.
I never eat lunch this expensive.
Okay, give me your honest opinion.
What do you think about the food?
- It is perfect.
Even though the portion is so small,
I still feel full.
Is there nothing wrong with it?
I feel like... something.
You're right. Strange.
I wonder what it is?
Did you enjoy?
- The best vendace ever!
Thank you so much!
I try to cook food
that people like.
Simple food for simple people.
It's not difficult.
No, this is indeed not difficult,
but so easy.
What did you season this with?
- It's a secret seasoning.
I won't go to any details.
That would be too difficult.
I will definitely
recommend this to all my friends.
That's our goal.
- Right, I'll get the check.
You're not paying today.
It's on the house.
No, I'll pay.
Juho, it's my restaurant.
It's on the house.
Thank you!
- No, I'll take care of it.
WEDNESDAY
By the way, what were your plans
for Thursday?
The other men don't seem to want it
with all their hobbies.
I'm keeping it for myself.
- Right.
By the way,
your trial period is over.
Okay. Now? - Yes.
It went really well.
- Good.
But I have to move out. - Yes.
You don't have a lot of things,
so you can probably pack up today.
I don't... What's the problem?
There's no problem.
It's all in the contract.
But I can't live here?
- It's best for everyone.
Not me.
- Well, this is the deal.
Our relationship is evolving.
- But I like it here.
A trial period is a trial period.
Now we enter into
an open-ended relationship.
Darius. - Hi. Can we meet earlier?
Earlier? Why?
- Because I want to.
Come to my work in the afternoon.
- I'm busy.
Make it work. Bye.
I have a great idea.
Let's make Thursday our day,
when we can do something fun.
What happened to Terho?
- He's gay.
I knew it! - I didn't.
So what about Thursday?
Miss Thursday...
I do always have spare time
on Thursdays just for you.
Hey... If I get a babysitter?
Okay. A great idea.
- Good.
Look at these.
Someone is sending me photos
of me and all the men.
Is there no message?
- Nothing.
What do you think?
- Strange. Really strange.
You have a stalker.
Is the soup better than yesterday?
- No.
We have this policy here
for drug tests for staff.
Voluntary, of course.
I've taken every one.
- Of course I'll take one.
You don't do drugs?
- No, I don't.
Have you never used any?
- I didn't say that.
Like Jerry Cotton says:
"The truth is only the truth."
I'll forward the whole thing.
You send me the numbers...
Aino, go and get some coffee.
I heard that some big newspapers
want to do a profile on you.
Yes, and television, too.
- We don't need them.
No, I'll take care of them.
- What if they ask you something hard?
Something hard?
- You're not ready for interviews.
What do you mean?
- I mean: Don't give any interviews.
We don't need publicity.
- 1 missed call, 1 voicemail
Fine, no press whatsoever.
Let's keep quiet
until further notice.
How did you like the photos?
Is everything okay?
- Yes.
Your test is positive.
You must mean negative.
No, there's cocaine in your blood.
- No... That's not possible.
This sample tells me that it is.
- The test is wrong.
The test is never wrong.
Have the next one come in.
My test was positive.
- You said you didn't do drugs!
I don't.
The test is never wrong.
You are in deep shit.
Hello, Pirkko!
The test must be wrong!
I haven't done cocaine...
Goddammit, I'll lose my pension!
I'm one week from retirement!
How did it go?
Maria...
Thank you.
You mentioned a Michelin star
in your interview.
I guess I forgot to tell you.
I suppose it's my star, since
I own the majority share.
Yes... But not really.
I was joking. - I know.
You want some?
- Not right now.
I've been thinking.
Now that we're getting the star -
it would be a great time
to invest more into Far-Q.
What did you have in mind?
Something small.
20 - 30 thousand.
Isn't that a lot?
Not to you.
It is a lot to me.
Well... Let's see how the night goes.
After tonight,
you'll offer me 50 000.
Who is it? - Juho.
Juha who?
- Supposedly your Dad's workmate.
Are you or aren't you?
- I work with Pietari.
I'm coming for a visit.
- Dad didn't say anything.
Wait a minute.
- Can I come in?
Dad! There's a Juho downstairs.
Did you let him in?
- No, he's a stranger.
Let him in.
- He sounded messed up.
He's not messed up,
he's just a peculiar sort.
Why is your peculiar friend
coming here? - He's homeless.
Juho? Come in.
This is Tuula.
Hello, I'm Juho.
- Nice to meet you.
This is Elisa. - Hi, I'm Juho.
Do you eat meat? - Yes.
I can go to a hotel.
I don't want to bother you.
No, you won't. And not a word
to Tuula about the test.
Right, yeah.
Well, what does my food taste like
in your sweet mouth?
It's perfect.
- Perfect...
But is it the best you've ever had?
- Yes, it is.
The perfect answer.
You certainly are a good cook.
- A good cook?
Maria, I'm not a cook.
- Oh? What are you then?
A cook plays the recipes.
I compose the recipes.
Oh, you're a composer?
- The Mozart of culinary art.
Juho, tell us about yourself.
Do you have a special someone?
Well, there's this Maria,
but it's early days -
and somewhat complicated.
I love you, Maria.
Okay, but I want to keep
our relationship shallow.
Why? I'm not shallow.
- But I am. At least with you.
Can we take a photo with you?
- Of course.
Can you take it?
- Yes, of course.
Look at this: one, two, three...
You're so hot.
- Thank you. Right here.
Hey!
Where did you come from?
What? "Where did you girls come from?"
- I can't help it.
Because you're so hot, so hot!
- It's down to you. You're hot.
You are good at that.
- What?
Kissing ass.
- Is that a request?
Let's go make you that 50 000.
- 50 000...
I haven't done cocaine
or any other drugs for 30 years.
When I lived in Varkaus -
and worked as a bouncer
in the worst shithole of Finland -
I took anything that fit up my nose -
and smoked pot
first thing in the morning.
Really? - Yes.
And I fucked all the women.
There weren't many around though.
What is your point?
My point is that
there were no consequences -
and no one got hurt.
And now this happens.
What do you think will happen?
I don't know,
no one has been busted before.
I think we are in deep shit.
And that is the secret?
Well, a great heart, a great love
and being true.
They will take you far.
Are the rumours true
about you getting a Michelin star?
All rumours about me
are usually... true.
One last sprinkle...
Pietari, wake up. Come.
In Jerry Cotton...
- Wait.
Biowaste. - Good.
Eww, goddammit!
It's the light green one.
- Which one of us goes in?
Rock paper scissors?
- Okay...
Fuck, no! - I won.
Bloody hell!
MONDAY
Maria! Great to have you here!
Juho, Juho, Juho! Here again!
- Yes, it's a great place.
Thank you.
- The food is excellent.
Thank you. Come back any time.
- Thanks, I will.
Thanks.
Why did you want to come here?
I've learnt to appreciate
Darius and his food.
I see. - Yes.
Have you found a flat?
- I'm living with a friend.
What's that? The police?
- It looks like it.
Police!
- What's going on?
Darius Kieras?
- Take that thing away!
Do you have a warrant?
- Yes.
Don't touch me! You can't come
to my restaurant like this.
Is this a hygiene inspection?
Stay put.
- What are you looking for?
We'll see what we can find.
Fuck, no!
Calm down!
- Damn!
Hand behind your back!
Calm down!
Hands behind your back now!
Calm down! Calm down!
Okay, get up. Calm down! Okay, up.
Sorry.
Phew. Imagine that.
I guess the kitchen is closed.
Should we go home?
I can heat up some mac and cheese.
Yes, let's go.
- Okay.
Translation: Liina Härkönen
---
IT'S ALIVE FILMS PRESENTS
Tuukka!
- Juho. What's up?
Terho left Maria.
- Congratulations. One more day.
Maria is keeping the day to herself.
- Of course.
So, you have Monday and Tuesday,
Darius has Wednesday -
Thursday is free,
that comedian has Friday -
the wimp has Saturday
and the warmonger has Sunday.
Darius?
- Ouch, he's a tough one.
Maria loves his food
and the fame.
Darius is a star,
at least in his own mind.
He likes cocaine,
maybe a bit too much.
What about his restaurant business?
- He has no head for numbers.
He spends what he makes.
But the restaurant
must be his weak spot.
It's all he has.
Take it easy,
I know what I'm doing.
Do you like vendace?
- Yes, thank you.
How in the world did you
reinvent our national dish -
and turn it into a modern classic?
Why are you watching that on my day?
This is work.
I'm looking after my investments.
Are the rumours true
about you getting a Michelin star?
All rumours about me
are usually... true.
Did you know that when cooks
and athletes are put on pedestals -
it is a sign of
the society's impending doom?
It has been true throughout history,
ever since ancient Rome.
And engineers keep
the society running?
Here you are. - Thank you.
How does it taste?
- Wonderful!
"Wonderful, wonderful!"
- What's wrong with that?
It's so over the top.
You are such a stick-in-the-mud.
- No, I'm not.
I feel it in my entire body.
- Entire body?
Good grief!
Do you like it?
- I feel it in my entire body.
Good thing you're paying.
I never eat lunch this expensive.
Okay, give me your honest opinion.
What do you think about the food?
- It is perfect.
Even though the portion is so small,
I still feel full.
Is there nothing wrong with it?
I feel like... something.
You're right. Strange.
I wonder what it is?
Did you enjoy?
- The best vendace ever!
Thank you so much!
I try to cook food
that people like.
Simple food for simple people.
It's not difficult.
No, this is indeed not difficult,
but so easy.
What did you season this with?
- It's a secret seasoning.
I won't go to any details.
That would be too difficult.
I will definitely
recommend this to all my friends.
That's our goal.
- Right, I'll get the check.
You're not paying today.
It's on the house.
No, I'll pay.
Juho, it's my restaurant.
It's on the house.
Thank you!
- No, I'll take care of it.
WEDNESDAY
By the way, what were your plans
for Thursday?
The other men don't seem to want it
with all their hobbies.
I'm keeping it for myself.
- Right.
By the way,
your trial period is over.
Okay. Now? - Yes.
It went really well.
- Good.
But I have to move out. - Yes.
You don't have a lot of things,
so you can probably pack up today.
I don't... What's the problem?
There's no problem.
It's all in the contract.
But I can't live here?
- It's best for everyone.
Not me.
- Well, this is the deal.
Our relationship is evolving.
- But I like it here.
A trial period is a trial period.
Now we enter into
an open-ended relationship.
Darius. - Hi. Can we meet earlier?
Earlier? Why?
- Because I want to.
Come to my work in the afternoon.
- I'm busy.
Make it work. Bye.
I have a great idea.
Let's make Thursday our day,
when we can do something fun.
What happened to Terho?
- He's gay.
I knew it! - I didn't.
So what about Thursday?
Miss Thursday...
I do always have spare time
on Thursdays just for you.
Hey... If I get a babysitter?
Okay. A great idea.
- Good.
Look at these.
Someone is sending me photos
of me and all the men.
Is there no message?
- Nothing.
What do you think?
- Strange. Really strange.
You have a stalker.
Is the soup better than yesterday?
- No.
We have this policy here
for drug tests for staff.
Voluntary, of course.
I've taken every one.
- Of course I'll take one.
You don't do drugs?
- No, I don't.
Have you never used any?
- I didn't say that.
Like Jerry Cotton says:
"The truth is only the truth."
I'll forward the whole thing.
You send me the numbers...
Aino, go and get some coffee.
I heard that some big newspapers
want to do a profile on you.
Yes, and television, too.
- We don't need them.
No, I'll take care of them.
- What if they ask you something hard?
Something hard?
- You're not ready for interviews.
What do you mean?
- I mean: Don't give any interviews.
We don't need publicity.
- 1 missed call, 1 voicemail
Fine, no press whatsoever.
Let's keep quiet
until further notice.
How did you like the photos?
Is everything okay?
- Yes.
Your test is positive.
You must mean negative.
No, there's cocaine in your blood.
- No... That's not possible.
This sample tells me that it is.
- The test is wrong.
The test is never wrong.
Have the next one come in.
My test was positive.
- You said you didn't do drugs!
I don't.
The test is never wrong.
You are in deep shit.
Hello, Pirkko!
The test must be wrong!
I haven't done cocaine...
Goddammit, I'll lose my pension!
I'm one week from retirement!
How did it go?
Maria...
Thank you.
You mentioned a Michelin star
in your interview.
I guess I forgot to tell you.
I suppose it's my star, since
I own the majority share.
Yes... But not really.
I was joking. - I know.
You want some?
- Not right now.
I've been thinking.
Now that we're getting the star -
it would be a great time
to invest more into Far-Q.
What did you have in mind?
Something small.
20 - 30 thousand.
Isn't that a lot?
Not to you.
It is a lot to me.
Well... Let's see how the night goes.
After tonight,
you'll offer me 50 000.
Who is it? - Juho.
Juha who?
- Supposedly your Dad's workmate.
Are you or aren't you?
- I work with Pietari.
I'm coming for a visit.
- Dad didn't say anything.
Wait a minute.
- Can I come in?
Dad! There's a Juho downstairs.
Did you let him in?
- No, he's a stranger.
Let him in.
- He sounded messed up.
He's not messed up,
he's just a peculiar sort.
Why is your peculiar friend
coming here? - He's homeless.
Juho? Come in.
This is Tuula.
Hello, I'm Juho.
- Nice to meet you.
This is Elisa. - Hi, I'm Juho.
Do you eat meat? - Yes.
I can go to a hotel.
I don't want to bother you.
No, you won't. And not a word
to Tuula about the test.
Right, yeah.
Well, what does my food taste like
in your sweet mouth?
It's perfect.
- Perfect...
But is it the best you've ever had?
- Yes, it is.
The perfect answer.
You certainly are a good cook.
- A good cook?
Maria, I'm not a cook.
- Oh? What are you then?
A cook plays the recipes.
I compose the recipes.
Oh, you're a composer?
- The Mozart of culinary art.
Juho, tell us about yourself.
Do you have a special someone?
Well, there's this Maria,
but it's early days -
and somewhat complicated.
I love you, Maria.
Okay, but I want to keep
our relationship shallow.
Why? I'm not shallow.
- But I am. At least with you.
Can we take a photo with you?
- Of course.
Can you take it?
- Yes, of course.
Look at this: one, two, three...
You're so hot.
- Thank you. Right here.
Hey!
Where did you come from?
What? "Where did you girls come from?"
- I can't help it.
Because you're so hot, so hot!
- It's down to you. You're hot.
You are good at that.
- What?
Kissing ass.
- Is that a request?
Let's go make you that 50 000.
- 50 000...
I haven't done cocaine
or any other drugs for 30 years.
When I lived in Varkaus -
and worked as a bouncer
in the worst shithole of Finland -
I took anything that fit up my nose -
and smoked pot
first thing in the morning.
Really? - Yes.
And I fucked all the women.
There weren't many around though.
What is your point?
My point is that
there were no consequences -
and no one got hurt.
And now this happens.
What do you think will happen?
I don't know,
no one has been busted before.
I think we are in deep shit.
And that is the secret?
Well, a great heart, a great love
and being true.
They will take you far.
Are the rumours true
about you getting a Michelin star?
All rumours about me
are usually... true.
One last sprinkle...
Pietari, wake up. Come.
In Jerry Cotton...
- Wait.
Biowaste. - Good.
Eww, goddammit!
It's the light green one.
- Which one of us goes in?
Rock paper scissors?
- Okay...
Fuck, no! - I won.
Bloody hell!
MONDAY
Maria! Great to have you here!
Juho, Juho, Juho! Here again!
- Yes, it's a great place.
Thank you.
- The food is excellent.
Thank you. Come back any time.
- Thanks, I will.
Thanks.
Why did you want to come here?
I've learnt to appreciate
Darius and his food.
I see. - Yes.
Have you found a flat?
- I'm living with a friend.
What's that? The police?
- It looks like it.
Police!
- What's going on?
Darius Kieras?
- Take that thing away!
Do you have a warrant?
- Yes.
Don't touch me! You can't come
to my restaurant like this.
Is this a hygiene inspection?
Stay put.
- What are you looking for?
We'll see what we can find.
Fuck, no!
Calm down!
- Damn!
Hand behind your back!
Calm down!
Hands behind your back now!
Calm down! Calm down!
Okay, get up. Calm down! Okay, up.
Sorry.
Phew. Imagine that.
I guess the kitchen is closed.
Should we go home?
I can heat up some mac and cheese.
Yes, let's go.
- Okay.
Translation: Liina Härkönen