Mission: Impossible (1966–1973): Season 2, Episode 10 - Charity - full transcript

The Hagars (Fritz Weaver and Hazel Court), a married couple, collect money for charity, but keep it for themselves in the form of platinum bars they keep hidden under their pool table. Phelps and his "Impossible Mission Force" must retrieve the platinum and put an end to the Hagars' scam once and for all.

Man: GOOD MORNING, MR. PHELPS.

THE MAN YOU ARE LOOKING AT
IS ERIK HAGAR,

WHO FOR YEARS HAS COLLECTED
VAST SUMS OF MONEY,

SUPPOSEDLY FOR CHARITY,

MOST OF WHICH HE KEEPS
FOR HIMSELF.

HE STEALS FROM THE SICK,
THE HUNGRY, THE DESTITUTE.

HAGAR'S PARTNER

IN THESE DESPICABLE ACTIVITIES
IS HIS WIFE, KATHERINE.

THE LATEST FRAUD
OF THE HAGARS

IS THE COLLECTION
OF $1 MILLION,

WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BUILD
A NEW HOSPITAL WING.



TO GET THIS MONEY,

THE HAGARS HAVE INVITED
A GROUP OF MILLIONAIRES

TO SPEND THE WEEKEND
ON THE ESTATE IN MONTAINE

ON THE FRENCH-ITALIAN BORDER.

THE MISSION,
SHOULD YOU DECIDE TO ACCEPT IT,

IS TO RECOVER THE MILLIONS

WHICH HAGAR AND HIS WIFE
HAVE STOLEN FROM THE NEEDY

AND PUT A STOP TO THEIR
CHARITY RACKET FOR GOOD.

AS ALWAYS, SHOULD YOU
OR ANY OF YOUR I.M. FORCE

BE CAUGHT OR KILLED,

THE SECRETARY WILL DISAVOW
ANY KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR ACTIONS.

THIS RECORDING WILL
SELF-DESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS.

GOOD LUCK, JIM.

GOOD. GOOD, GOOD.



I SEE YOU'VE BEEN
STUDYING THE LADY, HMM?

IRENE BALDWIN,

ONE OF THE RICHEST WOMEN
IN THE WORLD,

WORTH OVER $50 MILLION.

HATES PUBLICITY,

HASN'T BEEN SEEN PUBLICLY
IN MANY YEARS,

CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR

SINCE AN AIRPLANE ACCIDENT
IN 1961.

NOW, DOESN'T A WOMAN
IN NEED OF A WHEELCHAIR

ALSO NEED SOMEONE
TO HELP HER OUT?

NOT THIS LADY --
SHE'S VERY INDEPENDENT

AND LIKES TO TAKE CARE
OF HERSELF.

I SEE.

SHE'S ALSO A GREAT BELIEVER
IN CHARITY.

WHEN SHE THINKS THE CAUSE
IS WORTHWHILE.

HAGAR WILL DO HIS BEST
TO CONVINCE YOU

THAT HIS CHARITY IS,
AND HE'S DARN GOOD AT IT.

HE'S ALREADY MANAGED TO STEAL
NEARLY $2 MILLION,

BUT HE CAN'T BANK IT BECAUSE
SOMEBODY MIGHT ASK QUESTIONS,

SO HE'S CONVERTED IT
TO PLATINUM.

KEEPS IT HIDDEN
IN HIS HOUSE.

IN THE BASE
OF A POOL TABLE.

THAT'S RIGHT.
CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

JIM, THAT MUCH PLATINUM
WEIGHS OVER HALF A TON.

NEED A LITTLE TIME.

WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TIME.
WILLY, IS YOUR END SET?

I'VE GOT A GARAGE LINED UP,
AND I CAN WORK OUT A WAY

FOR THE CAR
TO TAKE THE EXTRA WEIGHT.

WHAT ABOUT THE LIGHTS?

ALL WE HAVE TO DO

IS PLUG THIS
INTO ANY ELECTRICAL OUTLET

IN THE HOUSE.

MM-HMM.

YOU CHECK OUT HAGAR?

YEAH. A HEAVY SMOKER

AND A DEVOTEE
OF THE AFTERNOON NAP,

A HABIT HE PICKED UP
IN HIS NATIVE VIENNA.

THEN YOU'RE ALL SET?

RIGHT.
WHAT ABOUT MRS. HAGAR?

SHE SPENDS HER SPARE TIME
CULTIVATING ORCHIDS

AND, UH, OTHER THINGS.

THEN YOU'RE ALL SET.

RIGHT, I THINK
WE CAN PICK UP

OUR PLATINUM AND GO --
WHERE IS IT?

$2 MILLION WORTH.

$1,220,000 --

THAT'S WHAT THE NEW
OPHTHALMIC WING WILL COST,

AND I EXPECT TO RAISE IT
RIGHT HERE

THIS WEEKEND FROM YOU.

I KNOW SOME OF YOU
ARE THINKING,

"I'VE ALREADY GIVEN ENOUGH

TO ERIK HAGAR'S CHARITIES
THIS YEAR,"

AND YOU ARE RIGHT.

I AGREE WITH YOU. YOU HAVE.

THAT'S WHY I DON'T WANT YOU
TO GIVE ME ANOTHER PENNY.

WHATEVER YOU GIVE
THIS WEEKEND,

I WANT YOU TO GIVE

TO THIS LITTLE CHILD.

HELLO, RENE.

HELLO, MR. HAGAR.

COME HERE, PLEASE.

I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET
SOME VERY NICE PEOPLE,

PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT'S LIKE,

NOT TO BE ABLE TO SEE.

NOW, THIS IS
MRS. BERUCH.

HELLO, RENE.

WHY IS SHE CRYING,

MR. HAGAR?

[ Breathily ]
Oh.

BRINGING IN THAT LITTLE GIRL
WAS A STROKE OF GENIUS.

THIS WEEKEND WILL BE
EVEN MORE PROFITABLE

THAN WE IMAGINED.

I'M SO GLAD, ERIK,
IF ONLY BECAUSE THE PROSPECT

OF ALL THAT MONEY
MAKES YOU SO PASSIONATE.

YOU ACTUALLY TOUCHED ME.

YOU REALLY DID.

KATHERINE,
I WARN YOU NOT --

EXCUSE ME, SIR.
MISS BALDWIN HAS ARRIVED.

Katherine: ERIK.

I KNOW YOU WILL FIND
HER MILLIONS IRRESISTIBLE,

BUT JUST REMEMBER,
WE'RE PARTNERS.

DON'T TRY TO GO INTO
BUSINESS FOR YOURSELF.

COME ON.

AH, MISS BALDWIN.

ERIK, THE CAR!

DO YOU KNOW
WHOSE CAR THAT IS?

MINE, UNFORTUNATELY.

I'M ERIK HAGAR.
THIS IS MY WIFE, KATHERINE.

HOW DO YOU DO?

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.

PLEASE,
DON'T TROUBLE YOURSELF.

IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER.

OH, IT DOES MATTER,

AND I SHALL HAVE IT
REPAIRED IMMEDIATELY.

WILLIAM.

THE BRAKES MUST HAVE SLIPPED,
MISS BALDWIN.

TAKE MR. HAGAR'S CAR
INTO THE VILLAGE

AND HAVE IT MADE RIGHT.

MAY I --

THE KEYS ARE IN THE CAR.

MAY I SAY
HOW VERY HAPPY WE ARE

TO HAVE YOU HERE,
MISS BALDWIN?

IT IS NICE TO BE HERE.

I'VE HEARD A GREAT DEAL
ABOUT THE WORK YOU'RE DOING.

WELL, I HOPE ALL THE REPORTS
WERE FAVORABLE.

THAT'S WHY I'M HERE --
TO SEE FOR MYSELF.

WELL, FIRST LET US GET YOU
COMFORTABLY SETTLED.

OH, WILL YOU EXCUSE ME?

I SEE ONE OF OUR
GUESTS ARRIVING.

HELLO.

MORNING.

I'M KATHERINE HAGAR.

DR. CORNELL.
RICHARD CORNELL.

HOW DO YOU DO?

I'M DELIGHTED
THAT YOU COULD COME.

I KNOW, JUST SO I COULD BE
ESPECIALLY KIND

TO YOUR FAVORITE CHARITY.

WELL, THE WAY YOUR BOOK STAYS
ON THE BESTSELLER LIST,

YOU CAN AFFORD TO BE --
INCIDENTALLY, I LIKED IT.

THANK YOU.

THE HUMAN ANIMAL IS
AN INTERESTING CREATURE.

AH, ESPECIALLY THE FEMALE
OF THE SPECIES.

YOU'RE MUCH YOUNGER
THAN I HAD IMAGINED.

DO PEOPLE THINK
OF PSYCHIATRISTS

AUTOMATICALLY
AS ELDERLY GENTLEMEN?

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
DISAPPOINTED.

ON THE CONTRARY.

SHALL WE GO IN?

LOVELY ROOM.

I'M HAPPY YOU ARE PLEASED.

WE'LL DO OUR BEST
TO MAKE YOU COMFORTABLE.

THANK YOU. THE ENTIRE HOUSE
SEEMS QUITE LOVELY.

IT WAS ORIGINALLY BUILT
BY THE DUKE DE MONTE BESC.

THE FOUNDATION PURCHASED IT
FROM THE ESTATE

SOME 11 YEARS AGO.

YOU AND MRS. HAGAR
LIVE HERE NOW?

YES.

AND THE FOUNDATION
PAYS YOU A SALARY?

YES.

TELL ME ABOUT
THE HOSPITAL WING

YOU PLAN TO BUILD.

THIS...HAS ALL THE DETAILS.

[ Sigh ]
MR. HAGAR,

I AM A VERY
WEALTHY WOMAN.

NOT A DAY PASSES THAT I DON'T
RECEIVE AT LEAST 20 REQUESTS,

ALL OF WHICH APPEAR
TO BE

FROM VERY WORTHWHILE
ORGANIZATIONS.

TELL ME, WHY SHOULD I
SUPPORT YOUR CAUSE?

BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN MINE.

BECAUSE TO ME
THERE IS NO GREATER GIFT

THAN SIGHT TO A BLIND CHILD.

I UNDERSTOOD YOU'D GIVEN UP
PRIVATE PRACTICE

AND WERE DEVOTING YOURSELF
ENTIRELY TO RESEARCH.

WELL, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
WHEN I FINISHED MY BOOK,

BUT I STILL SEEM TO HAVE
AN OFFICE FULL OF PATIENTS.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE AGAINST

THE OFFICE APPROACH
TO PSYCHIATRY

AND THAT YOU FELT
ONLY THE CLINIC ATMOSPHERE

PRODUCED MEANINGFUL RESULTS.

YOU'RE RIGHT, OF COURSE.

I NEVER EXPECTED THAT A LADY
AS LOVELY AS YOU

WOULD HAVE READ MY BOOK
SO CAREFULLY.

ISN'T THAT THE FLATTER GAME
NUMBER 41 IN YOUR BOOK?

OR IS IT 48?

I FORGET THE NUMBER.
41, 48.

IT'S NEITHER.

DR. CORNELL'S BOOK

DOESN'T DEAL
IN PSYCHOLOGICAL GAMES.

WHO ARE YOU?

I'M GOING TO CALL
THE POLICE.

CALLING THE POLICE WOULD BE
A MISTAKE, MRS. HAGAR.

IF YOU'LL GIVE ME A CHANCE,
I CAN EXPLAIN.

WELL?

YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M NOT DR. CORNELL.

WHO ARE YOU?

MY REAL NAME
IS GEORGE HALLOWAY.

AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

YOUR HUSBAND HIRED ME

TO COME HERE AS DR. CORNELL.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO KEEP YOU
OCCUPIED OVER THE WEEKEND.

WHY?

DID HE SAY?

WELL, I GATHERED
SO HE COULD SPEND MORE TIME

WITH ONE OF THE GUESTS.

I'M SORRY, MRS. HAGAR.
I NEEDED THE JOB.

WELL, I MUST ADMIT,

ERIK SHOWED GOOD TASTE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M LEAVING.

WHEN YOUR HUSBAND
FINDS OUT YOU KNOW,

HE'LL FIRE ME ANYWAY.

HOW MUCH DID HE PAY YOU?

$300.

THEN WHY SHOULD HE FIND OUT?

STAY...

AND EARN YOUR MONEY.

Man: PLAY THE 5 BALL
IN THE SIDE POCKET.

LIKE TO BET ON A GAME, ERIK?

ONLY IF IT'S FOR CHARITY.

WHAT SORT OF BET
DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?

WELL, I HAVE YOUR CHECK
FOR THE NEW HOSPITAL WING.

IF YOU WIN,
I'LL TEAR UP THE CHECK.

IF YOU LOSE,
YOU WILL DOUBLE IT.

YOU'RE ON.

RACK THEM UP.

WHO'S UP?

SOMETHING MUST HAVE GONE WRONG
WITH THE ELECTRICAL POWER.

AFRAID WE'LL HAVE TO POSTPONE
OUR GAME, MY FRIEND.

YOU DON'T GET AWAY
THAT EASILY, ERIK.

THERE'S ENOUGH LIGHT.

SIR...

ALL THE POWER
IN THE HOUSE IS OUT.

CALL AN ELECTRICIAN
IMMEDIATELY.

MISS BALDWIN,

WOULD YOU BE GOOD ENOUGH
TO KEEP THE SCORE?

IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE.

NOW, HENRI, SINCE YOU
ARE THE GUEST,

I WILL BREAK.

[ RING ]

[ CLICK ]

HELLO?

YES, THIS IS
MARCHAND ELECTRIC.

YES, WE CAN FIX THAT.

WE WILL SEND TWO MEN OVER
RIGHT AWAY.

FINE. THANK YOU.

[ RING ]

MARCHAND ELECTRIC.

ALL CLEAR HERE.

WE'RE ON OUR WAY.

LET'S GO.

START HEATING THE OVEN.

IT'LL BE READY.

YOU KNOW,
IT'S SOMETHING NEW.

SEPARATE ENDOWMENTS
OF $1,500

ENABLE US TO SEND PLANTS
TO OUR HOSPITAL WARD REGULARLY

SO THAT NO PATIENT
NEED EVER BE WITHOUT FLOWERS.

HOW NICE.

MOST PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE

HOW MUCH THEY HELP
THE PATIENTS' MORALE.

DOCTOR, I'M SURE YOU HAD
MANY CASES

WHERE THEY'VE ACTUALLY
SPEEDED RECOVERY.

YES, YES.

HOW VERY INTERESTING.

THEY'RE OF MOST IMPORTANCE
TO CHARITY PATIENTS,

TO THE ONES THAT ARE ALONE,
HAVE NO FAMILY,

THE PATIENT THAT'S FORGOTTEN.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
MRS. BERUCH.

IF YOU'LL BUY THREE ENDOWMENTS,
I'LL BUY THREE.

THAT WILL TAKE CARE
OF SIX WARDS FOR A WHOLE YEAR.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, IF A DOCTOR
THINKS THAT FLOWERS

ARE THAT IMPORTANT,
WHO AM I TO ARGUE?

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

AND THANK YOU.

I NEED ONE BALL
TO WIN, RIGHT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

THIS SHOT COULD COST
YOUR CHARITY DRIVE

A GREAT DEAL
OF MONEY, ERIK.

YOU HAVEN'T GOT
A SHOT, HENRI.

WHAT ABOUT THE 7 BALL
IN THE CORNER POCKET?

OH.

HOW MANY DO I NEED TO WIN,
MISS BALDWIN?

FIVE.

IF I CAN CLEAR THE TABLE,
THE GAME IS MINE.

IF YOU CAN CLEAR
THE TABLE.

THE MAIN FUSE BOX
AND CONNECTIONS

ARE OVER THERE.

THANK YOU.

AND THE 6 BALL
IN THE SAME CORNER.

THE POOL TABLE'S
RIGHT ABOUT HERE.

THE CHILDREN WILL BE
VERY GRATEFUL.

I'M SURE THEY WILL.

WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE ALL
FEELING HUNGRY

BECAUSE LUNCH IS
BEING SERVED RIGHT NOW.

GOOD.

WOULD YOU LIKE
TO FOLLOW ME?

THERE'S NOTHING
YOU WON'T DO

TO HAVE THAT
HOSPITAL WING BUILT.

NOTHING WITHIN REASON.

HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK
YOU WILL RAISE THIS WEEKEND?

OH, IF I'M LUCKY,
PERHAPS...

COUPLE OF HUNDRED
THOUSAND DOLLARS.

PERHAPS I WILL
HELP YOUR LUCK.

I WILL MATCH
EVERY DOLLAR YOU RAISE.

I'M WORTH MILLIONS,
MR. HAGAR.

NOTHING CAN GET ME
OUT OF THIS CHAIR.

YOU WILL GET
YOUR NEW HOSPITAL WING.

I -- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.

SAY NOTHING.

TAKE ME INTO LUNCH.

OKAY, THE ROOM'S EMPTY.

GOOD.

HE'LL BE TAKING HIS NAP
RIGHT AFTER LUNCH.

I'D BETTER GET UP THERE.

ONE WRONG MOVE
AND YOU'RE DEAD.

TAKE OFF YOUR TIE.

YOUR TIE, TAKE IT OFF.

REMOVE YOUR SHOES.

LOOK...

IF -- IF THIS IS
A ROBBERY,

MY WALLET IS IN MY JACKET.

LIE BACK ON THE BED.
RIGHT AWAY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MAKING SURE THE ROOM
IS AIRTIGHT, MY FRIEND.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU MUST BE INSANE.

[ COUGHING ]

NO, NO, NO, MR. HAGAR,
LET IT BURN.

YOU'VE GOT TO PUT IT OUT,
OR WE'LL ALL SUFFOCATE!

WE'LL SUFFOCATE IN HERE!

SUFFOCATE? OH?

I WON'T.

NO. JUST RELAX, MR. HAGAR.

TAKE A COUPLE
OF DEEP BREATHS.

IT'S A LOT EASIER
IF YOU DON'T FIGHT IT.

NO. YOU CAN'T DO THIS.

[ COUGHING ]

WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS TO ME?

FOR MONEY. WHY ELSE?

MONEY. WHO HIRED YOU?

WHO DO YOU THINK,
MR. HAGAR?

I DON'T KNOW.

YOUR WIFE. WHO ELSE?

MY WIFE.

MR. HAGAR, JUST RELAX.

YOU SEE, WE HAVE TO MAKE
THIS WHOLE AFFAIR

LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT.

LOOK, I HAVE MONEY...

A LOT OF IT.

I'LL PAY YOU.

HOW MUCH?

ANYTHING. JUST NAME IT.

[ COUGHING ]

YOUR WIFE
IS PAYING ME $15,000.

I'LL GIVE YOU $25,000.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
ABOUT MRS. HAGAR?

KILL HER.

KILL HER IN MY PLACE.

I'LL GIVE YOU $50,000.

MY WALLET.

[ COUGHING ]

I'LL GIVE YOU THE REST
WHEN THE JOB IS DONE.

ALL RIGHT, MR. HAGAR,
YOU'VE GOT A DEAL.

WE'LL BE SEEING EACH OTHER
AGAIN VERY SOON, MR. HAGAR.

[ BALLS ROLL ]

INTERESTING GAME.

YES, IT IS,
THE WAY ERIK PLAYS IT.

I'M AFRAID I NEED
A LOT OF PRACTICE.

DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE
I COULD LEARN?

OF COURSE. YOU REST THE CUE
ON THE RAIL LIKE THAT,

THEN YOU SLIDE IT BETWEEN
YOUR FINGERS LIKE THIS.

NOW AIM AT THE CUE BALL.

5 BALL IN THE TOP POCKET.

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.

OH, IT'S PERFECTLY
ALL RIGHT.

I'LL GO AND CHANGE.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

[ TAPPING ]

[ HORN HONKS ]

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

YOU LOOK AS IF YOU'VE
JUST LOST YOUR LAST FRIEND.

I WAS JUST WONDERING WHETHER
I'D EVER SEE YOU AGAIN

AFTER THIS WEEKEND.

WELL, MAYBE ERIK
WILL WANT ME KEPT BUSY

SOME OTHER WEEKEND,

AND I'LL RECOMMEND YOU
FOR THE JOB.

THANK YOU.

OH, COME ON, I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY.

LOOK, TAKE THIS.

GIVE IT BACK
TO YOUR HUSBAND.

I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GOING
TO GET THIS INVOLVED.

WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH THE DOOR? IT'S LOCKED.

IT CAN'T BE LOCKED.

IT IS.

WELL, THE LOCK'S
ON THE INSIDE.

YES, BUT IT'S OPEN.

[ GAS HISSING ]

WHAT IS THIS,
SOMEBODY'S IDEA OF A JOKE?

[ PING ]

LISTEN. WHAT'S THAT?

[ SNIFFS ]

IT'S GAS -- THE HEATER.

IT'S OUT.

[ COUGHING ]

THE HANDLE'S GONE.
I CAN'T TURN IT OFF.

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

[ COUGHING ]

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YES, YES, I THINK SO.

WHERE'S THE TANK
THAT SUPPLIES THAT HEATER?

AROUND THERE.

I WONDER WHERE
YOUR HUSBAND'S BEEN

FOR THE LAST 10 MINUTES.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HERE. SOMEBODY PUT THIS
IN THE DOOR

AND FOOLED AROUND
WITH THE GAS.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT. WHY?

DON'T TELL ME
YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED

THE WAY HE'S BEEN ACTING
AROUND IRENE BALDWIN.

HE HAS 50 MILLION REASONS
FOR GETTING RID OF YOU.

NO.

NO, I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

I'M SORRY. IF YOU DID,
YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE.

I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.

NO, GEORGE, WAIT.

LEAVE HIM.

LET HER HAVE HIM.

COME AWAY WITH ME NOW,
KATHERINE, PLEASE.

WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY?

I CAN'T LEAVE A FORTUNE.

WHAT FORTUNE?

I THOUGHT YOU WORKED
FOR A FOUNDATION.

OH, THERE IS NO FOUNDATION.

IT'S ERIK AND ME.

WELL, THEN TAKE YOUR HALF
OF THE MONEY AND GET OUT.

OTHERWISE, HE'LL KILL YOU.
I KNOW IT.

WILL YOU HELP ME?

I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

COME WITH ME.

WHAT IS IT?

PLATINUM.

ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

AND WE'RE GOING TO
TAKE IT ALL WITH US.

THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM.

HOW DO WE GET IT
OUT OF THE COUNTRY?

I'VE GOT A WAY.

I'M DR. CORNELL
THIS WEEKEND, REMEMBER?

AND DOCTORS GET
PREFERRED TREATMENT.

Erik: HAVE YOU SEEN
MRS. HAGAR?

Man: NO, SIR.
PERHAPS SHE'S IN THE GAME ROOM.

Cinnamon: MR. HAGAR,

MAY I SPEAK
WITH YOU A MOMENT?

BUT OF COURSE.

MY DONATION --

I WOULD LIKE IT
TO BE ANONYMOUS.

I DON'T WANT THE OTHERS
TO KNOW.

I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY.

IT WILL BE
OUR LITTLE SECRET.

KATHERINE, COCKTAIL'S
IN ONE HALF-HOUR.

AREN'T YOU GOING
TO CHANGE?

I WAS JUST COMING, ERIK.

DR. CORNELL, WE HAVEN'T
HAD MUCH TIME TOGETHER,

I'M SORRY TO SAY.

I'M SORRY, TOO.

HE'S BEEN WELL-LOOKED AFTER,
I ASSURE YOU.

WELL, I'D BETTER CHANGE MYSELF.
EXCUSE ME.

HMM.

WELL?

WELL?

YOU FIND THE DOCTOR AMUSING?

HOW ARE YOU GETTING ALONG
WITH MISS BALDWIN?

MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED.

YOU WOULD REALLY LIKE
THAT $50 MILLION

ALL TO YOURSELF,
WOULDN'T YOU?

NO, MY DEAR.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER?

WE'RE PARTNERS.

THAT DOES IT.

MR. HAGAR NOW OWNS

THE WORLD'S
MOST EXPENSIVE CAR.

[ HISSING ]

YES?

I RETURNED
MR. HAGAR'S AUTOMOBILE.

IT'S BEEN REPAIRED.

THANK YOU.

Cinnamon: MR. HAGAR.

EXCUSE ME.

YES, MISS BALDWIN.

HOW MUCH HAVE YOU
COLLECTED SO FAR?

EXACTLY...$420,000.

MY CHECK...

WILL BE $500,000.

THANK YOU.

MR. HAGAR...

NOT NOW.

THERE IS A GENTLEMAN
WHO WILL INSIST

HE MUST SEE YOU
IMMEDIATELY.

TELL HIM I CAN'T LEAVE
MY GUESTS.

HE INSISTS
YOU WANT TO SEE HIM.

EXCUSE ME.

WE BETTER GET STARTED.
GET IN THE CAR.

[ HISSING ]

THE DOCTOR YOUR WIFE HAS BEEN
SPENDING SO MUCH TIME WITH,

I SAW HER OPEN
THE TABLE FOR HIM.

HE MUST BE THE REASON

SHE WANTED ME
TO GET RID OF YOU, YES?

THEY'VE GOT TO BE STOPPED.

HERE. DO IT YOURSELF.

BETTER HURRY.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

DR. RICHARD CORNELL.

I HAVE AN EMERGENCY
ACROSS THE BORDER.

WILL YOU OPEN
THE TRUNK, PLEASE?

I HAVE AN EMERGENCY.

I'M SORRY, DOCTOR.

WE WILL MAKE THIS
AS FAST AS WE CAN.

ALL RIGHT, DOCTOR.

GO AHEAD.

HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT?

NOT NOW.

OH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHY HAVE WE TURNED AROUND?

SOMETHING I HAVE TO CHECK.

[ HORN HONKS ]

I'M IN A GREAT HURRY.

CAN'T YOU SPEED IT UP, PLEASE?

YOU MAY GO.

LOOK OUT! WHY DON'T YOU WATCH
WHERE YOU'RE GOING?

I AM SORRY, SIGNOR.

I HOPE THERE'S
NOT MUCH DAMAGE.

I DON'T CARE
ABOUT THE DAMAGE.

I'VE GOT TO GET THROUGH.

I DID NOT HIT YOU HARD ENOUGH
TO DO THIS MUCH DAMAGE.

THIS METAL IS SOFT AS BUTTER.

OKAY, NOW, ALL RIGHT.

I TOLD YOU
I WAS IN A HURRY.

IS THIS YOUR VEHICLE?

OF COURSE
IT'S MY VEHICLE!

THEN YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.

WHAT FOR?

FOR ATTEMPTING

TO SMUGGLE PLATINUM
OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

PLATINUM? WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THEY'RE ARRESTING HIM.

YOU CAN'T ARREST ME.

I HAVE RIGHTS IN THIS COUNTRY.

LET ME GO!
I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS.

THEY CAUGHT HIM TRYING
TO SMUGGLE PLATINUM

OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

BUT THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.

WE HAVE THE PLATINUM
IN THE TRUNK.

I BELIEVED YOU!

THOSE LITTLE BLIND CHILDREN
BELIEVED YOU.

WHAT SORT OF
JAIL SENTENCE

DO YOU THINK THE HAGARS
ARE GOING TO GET?

ABOUT 10 YEARS
ON EACH COUNT.

IF THE JUDGE
IS CHARITABLE.