Misfits (2009–2013): Season 4, Episode 2 - Episode #4.2 - full transcript

Who are you?

We're here for our community service.

JESS: I have X-ray vision.

FINN: You think you're the only one
with a power around here?

I'm your new probation worker.

You cross...me...

...and I will fuck you
like you have never been fucked before.

Sadie?

I'm home.

How was your day?

I love you.



I love you so much.

I don't wanna keep you like this
any longer than I have to.

I'm doing it for us.

Imagine you were a heroin addict.

I mean, people tie them up
and keep them captive all the time.

Think of it as going cold turkey.

I mean, what you have is a disease.

And I'm gonna find a cure.

And when I do...
we'll look back on this and laugh.

(BEEPING)

ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Make love to me.

Really?

Won't that be a bit weird?

OK.



Why not?

I have thought about it.

We both have needs.

This is good for us.

I'm nervous. Ooh.

Why am I nervous?

(# SUFJAN STEVENS:
To Be Alone With You)

it I'd swim across Lake Michigan

# I'd sell my shoes... #

(SHE (memes)

# ...I'd give my body
to be back again... #

(MUFFLED) Ooh!

# ...In the rest of the room

# To be alone

# With you. #

(MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY)

(PANTS) What are you doing?

- (MUFFLED YELLING)
- Sadie, don't do this!

(MUFFLED) I'll kill you!

Ohh...

(MUFFLED YELLING)

(PANTS)

- How could you do that?!
- (MUFFLED) Let me go!

I am trying really hard
to make this relationship work.

I'm too angry to talk to you.

Ohh...

D'you need the toilet before I go?

(it THE RAPTURE'. Echoes)

it The city breathing, the people churning

it The conversating

# The price is what?

It The conversating

# This place is heaven

# And if you see them

# They say what? #

So the angry beardy man
from the council, he's all like,

"When are you gonna pay your rent?"

And I was all like, "I ain't gonna pay it,
and what are you gonna do about it?"

Well, quite a bit, as it goes,

cos they've kicked me out me flat
and they've repossessed it.

So where did you sleep?

Oh, so I ended up wandering
the street like the Littlest Hobo,

get talking to this girl,

turn on the old Rudy magic,
end up going back to hers.

When I say hers, have you ever
shagged an 'homeless girl?

No.

It's like camping.

Honestly, it reminded me
of being a Boy Scout,

looking up at the night sky,
all the twinkling stars there.

Well, she...

Oh, she sat on my face.

Where am I going with this?

Can I stay at yours for an indefinite
period of time, rent free, puh-lease?

No.

I'm very tempted.

Um...

I guess my question is...

...would we get to have regular sex?

That could certainly be arranged.

You're being...
Get off, you're being sarcastic.

You're very hard to read.

Dude, you can't have me
wandering the streets, man.

D'you know what happened
to the Littlest Hobo?

He got raped.

I'm making that up,
he didn't get raped.

It was a kids' show,
can you imagine their little faces?!

"Don't rape the Littlest Hobo,
he's only got a tiny sphinc..."

Woah!

What time do you call this?

L---

I had to take me dog to the vet.

Did you?

Did you now?

Sounds like bullshit, and I hate liars.

Oh, dude, I'm joking.
Who gives a fuck? Jesus Christ.

(LAUGHS WEAKLY)

- What's that on your neck?
- Nothing.

It's all scratched.

It's a scratch.
People get scratched all the time.

- It happens.
- What have you been doing?

- Nothing.
- Maybe he was trying to hang himself.

Why would I try and hang myself?

Because you are short.

Don't do it.

This is a sculpting class for the blind.

And you,

God help them, will be their models.

Prepare to remember this moment
for the rest of your life.

That zip goes down one more inch

and me and you are gonna go toe-to-toe.

- Denied.
- Gutted.

They might not be able to see you,
but l can.

I can see into your souls.

(# THE IDES OF MARCH: Vehicle)

# Hey, well
I'm the friendly stranger... #

- (MOUTHS)
- Hi.

- Is everything all right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all good.

So, urn, you're gonna be sculpting me?

If that's all right with you?

I'm Ally.

Curtis.

I'll ...I'll take you anywhere you wanna go

# I'm your vehicle, woman... #

It's my first time
doing anything like this.

- I think I'm supposed to feel your face.
- Oh!

Go for it.

# ...Great God in heaven

- You know I lo-o-o-o-ve you. #
- (DOG WHINES)

You've got lovely skin.

- You are bang out of order, mate.
- Yeah? And how's that?

Because you're exploiting her disabilities

and y-y-y-you are playing
your...sick little mind games,

trying to get your stinking little fingers
into her lovely, creamy knickers.

There ain't no law against
shagging beautiful blind girls.

There is, there is a law!

Dude, there's a law, it's called
Rudy's Law. D'you know what it says?

No.

- It says....
- Aww...

Now, now, now.
Now, now. Now. Woah, woah.

- Settle it like gentlemen.
- And how's that?

A game of Penis, Scissors, Twat.

Is that like Paper, Scissors, Stone?

N... They stole that from me.

The question is,

are you a man

or are you a vagina?

Well, I think we have our answer there.
You, sir, are a vagina.

Can you please stop saying "vagina"?

- Yes.
- What d'you call yours?

Forget I asked.

- All right, let's do this.
- Best out of three.

BOTH: One, two, three.

That's the vagina,
swallowing your scissors.

- No, come back.
- Get the shit in, that one!

No, come on, come on.
Again, again. One, two...

- All right.
- All right.

- BOTH: One, two...
- Who's he?

Alex. He just started working here.
Come on.

- BOTH: One, two...
- He is fucking gorgeous.

Woah! Please!

It's just, I find your objectification
of men more than a little offensive.

Yeah, and secondly,

I thought we really had
a bit of a "will they, won't they,

"yeah, they probably will"
sort of thing going on.

I'm just...

Are... Are you actually mentally ill?

I could be, if... Is that your thing?

You need help.

I need a piss.

Definitely.

Look who it is! Dude! Yes, Sethlington!

- All right.
- Ge...!

I need to come by
the community centre tomorrow,

pick up Kelly's things from her locker.

Er, come after five -
probation work should be done by then.

Nice one.

Some guy was in here looking for you.
Said he had a power to sell.

I'm retired.

Oh, what's he...what's he like?
Isn't he mad, mad...

Catch you later, G...

What's that about the guy
with the powers to sell?

Seth used to deal powers on the estate.

- What d'you mean, deal powers?
- Dealing,

giving and taking them for money.

You can take other people's powers?

Took mine, twice.

A fucking mistake both times.

I've just remembered, I need to go home.

To let the dog out.

Fuck, man!

Dude, that is a euphemism
if ever I heard one! Let your dog out.

Let it off the leash, let it off, grr!

See you tomorrow.

Dirty bastard, off home for...

To be continued.

Whatever.

There's this dealer guy, Seth.

He can take people's powers.

He's the cure.

It's all gonna be OK.

We're gonna be OK.

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Evening. Ha!

What are you doing here?

In the neighbourhood.

How d'you know where I live?

Instinct.

Instinct... That was a lie, that.
Here's the thing, I followed you home.

I figured that if I just turn up
on your doorstep,

you'd have absolutely no choice
but to let me stay, so...

Psychology, it's clever.

You can't stay here.

- You don't mean that.
- I do, you can't stay.

I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear it.

Invite me in, you little prick.

- You're not invited.
- I'm inviting me.

I'm uninviting you.

I'm reinviting me. Get off.

- Get off me.
- You're on me!

Thank you. Invitation accepted.

Is that mine there,
with all the bolts and padlocks on it?

No.

That's, er...

It's that one down there.

Put the kettle on, then.

ELECTRONIC VOICE:
You can't keep me tied up for ever.

FINN: I'll let you go
as soon as we get it sorted.

- When will that be?
- Soon.

Really soon, I promise.

(DOOR BEING UNLOCKED)

Mornin'.

I thought you were asleep.

Yeah, well...

The early bird catches the worm.

I like to shit in a bucket.

Well, that's...

...strange.

It's my flat. I can shit where I like.

I should probably flush it.

It's a bit of a stinky one.

- Hmm.
- (WATER SPLASHES)

He shits in a bucket?

Yeah, well, more to the point,
what if it isn't his shit?

Whose shit was it?

Right, well, he's got this door,
keeps it locked.

Keep hearing all this talking through it.

Where the fuck's this dog
he keeps going on about?

- I just think he's got some sort of...
- (GREG CLEARS THROAT)

We need to change things up.

Ally's asked for a different model.

What? Why does she want a different model?

Are you questioning me?

You don't get to question me, because
as far as you're concerned, I am God.

And you know what happens
when you fuck with God.

There is an almighty shitstorm.

Now, swap with this bell-end,
if you think you can manage it.

(CHUCKLES) D'you wanna know
why she wanted to swap?

Because even though she's blind,
she can still see my inner beauty.

(GASPS)

Hello.

(# SUSAN CADOGAN: Hurt So Good)

# First you take my heart
in the palm of your hand

# And you squeeze it tight

# Then you take my mind
You play with it... #

Hi.

It's Curtis.

From yesterday.

Why did you ask to change models?

I don't have to explain myself to you.

Did I do something to offend you?

Look, it's obvious
you've got some kind of problem with me,

so why don't you just tell me what it is?

I think that people like you
and people like me

should stick to our own kind.

(SCOFFS) You're racist?

That's your word.
You can call it that if you want.

I call it that because that's what it is.

She's a racist.

(SOFTLY) Jess?

What? No! Ally.

No.

Lovely blind Ally wi' her shiny hair,
she smells of roses. No.

She asked to change models
cos I'm black. She's a racist.

She's blind.

I think it... That cancels it out,
does it not cancel...?

- There ain't no canceling out.
- What about Stevie Wonder?

- What's your point?
- Blind and black, you idiot.

Ebony and ivory.

Why can't we all just sit together?

In perfect harmony!

With... # ...Paul McCartney... #

...who was a vegan.

(CHUCKLES)

He weren't a racist.

I've no fucking idea
what you're talking about.

Stevie Wonder.

- Old...wobbly head, that's me way in.
- To what?

To curing her of her terrible racism.

(CLATTER)

Is it all right if I go home
to let my dog out?

What's it worth?

(CHUCKLES)

What, you want me to pay you?

Well, you're asking me to risk my job,
my pension, my reputation, so...

what's it worth, dipshit?

About £2.86?

(CHANGE CLINKS)

Fuck off.

Does that mean
I can go and feed me dog?

No.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I believe I am, yeah.

He is keeping a talking dog prisoner.

Hi.

L-l was just...

How are you?

I'm all right,
just getting Kelly's things.

Here's a...a purely...

...theoretical...

...hypothetical question.

But say there was someone I...

needed you to take a power from.

(WHISPERS) How would that Work?

It wouldn't. I'm retired.

Retired?

But you're so young and handsome.

So much more to give.

Are you coming on to me?

No.

- What's going on?
- I think he's asking me

- to take someone's power.
- Asking you to take someone's power?

That's hilarious.

Right!

I know what is going on at home.

What d'you...what d'you mean?

Your home?

Stop lying! It's wrote all over
your monkey-ish...little face.

There, there! There!

I kn... I know it looks bad...

keeping someone a prisoner like that,

and tying 'em up
and making them shit in a bucket,

but...it's not what you think.

She's me girlfriend.

Girlfriend! Girlfriend.

I didn't see that coming.

She's got a power.

She can make me
into a perfect boyfriend.

Whatever she said,
whatever she told me to do, I did it.

I stopped drinking,

I stopped...
I stopped going out with me mates.

All I cared about was making her happy -

endless presents

and flowers and pampering.

The conversations.

We had to discuss everything.

Me jaw physically ached
from all the talking.

That and the hours of cunnilingus.

I practically lived with me face
between her thighs.

Some days I felt like
I didn't see the sun.

Oh, man, that is just...

There's no man that could live like that.

A few weeks ago,
she went to Ibiza with her friends,

leaving me to deep-clean the flat.

With her being away,
her hold over me faded and...

I realised what she was doing
and I did the only thing I could do.

I tied her up and gagged her.

To stop her using her power on me.

Why didn't you just leave her?

Because I love her!

You can't just tie people up
and keep 'em prisoner.

It's weird and it's just fucking creepy.

I was only doing it till I found a cure.

Then we could be together again.
It's gonna be like it was.

You don't think she's gonna be
a tiny bit angry with you?

Maybe, at first.

But what was I supposed to do?
Just give up on her?

It's easy to walk away, isn't it?
I won't do that.

We'll get through this,
so you can fuck off judging me!

You think this is easy? You think
I'd do this if I didn't love her?

Come round,

wipe her arse.

See how much fun that is.

You have no idea.

So fuck yous all.

W's...

You should probably know
that the other me,

he's gone round to your flat
and he's...

well, he's breaking into the room where
you've got your girlfriend all tied up.

D'you know, I thought
it was a talking dog, me. (LAUGHS)

Hello?

ELECTRONIC VOICE: Help, I'm in here.

Are you a talking dog?

(BANGING ON DOOR)

(BEEPING)

ELECTRONIC VOICE:
We all die alone.

No, no.

You sick psycho!
It wasn't a talking dog!

Dude, it was his girlfriend.
He's had her tied up.

You've had her pooing in a bucket!

Yes, and with very good reason.

She has been abusing him, she's been
pussy-whipping the hell out of him, man.

- What?
- Where is she?

She was having trouble walking.

Her legs weren't working properly.

They've gone all wobbly,
you've had her tied down for so long.

I rang her a taxi and, er...

Well, she's gone, man.

I'll go and stick the kettle on.

It's over.

She's never coming back.

I've lost her.

I was so fucking stupid...

and now she's gone.

I dunno what to do.

Hmm?

Oh, come on! Look on the bright side.

Cos in the not-too-distant future,
I'm pretty sure

I am gonna be having sex
with a beautiful blind girl.

(LAUGHS)

Oh! Shut up.

In the words

of the great Lionel Richie...

hello!

(BOTH LAUGH)

You're a friend of Curtis, right?

I know him from community service.

You're on community service? Seriously?

Don't look like the type.

What type do I look like?

Like a nice, normal girl.

Looks can be deceiving.

I've heard that.

So, er, what did you do?

I sexually assaulted a hot barman.

That's six quid.

Um...

That was a joke.

Obviously not a very good one.

I never sexually assaulted anyone.

Right.

(TILL RINGS)

- What can I get you?
- Don't take it personally.

I see all these girls coming on to him.

I wasn't coming on to him.

What's your point?

He knocks them all back.

(WHISPERS) I think he might be gay.

RUDY: Ohhh!

Oh! It's a tragedy
you've never seen them!

Fuck me!

I will fuck you...

in the words of Lionel Richie,

"All night long."

All night.

Have you got a condom?

Of...of...of course,
of course I've got a condom!

Course I have, yeah.

Cos I always say, better to be safe...

...than...

contract HIV.

Just a second.

Just gonna, er, get this out the packet.

Get the old fella ready.

Getting ready to play, that's all.

There we go. Ribbed for your pleasure.

(SHE MOANS)

# You'd better make up your mind

# We're gonna leave you behind... #

No, no, no. It doesn't feel right.

It doesn't.

What is all this about you being a racist?

Oh...

It's just how I feel.

But what about Stevie Wonder?

What about him?

Bloody blind and black!
Ebony and ivory and...

I'm not gonna change my beliefs
for a shag.

All right. Well, that's a shame,

because I will not
leave my cock in a racist vagina.

Yeah, I'm a man of principle, love.

Are you using clingfilm from a bowl
of dog food as a condom?

No, I am not using clingfilm
from a bowl of dog food as a condom!

Who d'you think I am?
Honestly, I'm offended.

- (RUBBER BAND PINGS)
- Oh! That...

That was one of the rubber bands
that you used to fasten it on with!

(SHOUTS) You sick bastard!

How did you know about that clingfilm?

Barney told me. He was in that storm.

He can communicate with me telepathically.

You sneaky little bastard!

- (BARNEY BARKS)
- Get out you...prick!

Rm going, I'm going, I'm gone.

(SIGHS)

We've been together since we were 16.

She was 15.

Technically, that makes it
statutory rape, so that's nice.

She's the only girl I've ever been with.

I don't know how to be with other girls.

I only know how to be with her.

You know the worst thing?

I really miss her.

Why d'you wanna be with someone
who wants to change you?

If the only way
that you two can make it work

is either her using her power on you,

or you keeping her tied up
and making her shit in a bucket

then you're probably
not meant for each other.

That's not true.

We're just going through a rough patch.

She is going to feed you your balls.

Oh, Jesus.

(SIGHS)

I can't go home.

You can stay at mine, if you like.

Just as long as you promise
not to tie me up

and make me shit in a bucket.

OK. Thanks.

No buckets.

Come on, then.

RUDY: Oh, hello!

Me yolks!

- That's a tragedy!
- Where's Finn?

(SHOUTS) You stay away from him!

D'you hear me?
Uncle Rudy knows all about you!

If I had it my way, I'd have just left you
tied to that bed, shitting in a bucket.

One sec.

(TAPS SP Mum

Up you come, my beauties.

(BLOWS)

Good as new.

What are you doing in my flat?!

I am staying here,

for an indefinite period, rent free!

How do?

Ooh.

Have a guess where I spent last night?

Oh!

Did you get a photo of her little
furry friend while she was sleeping?

- What? No!
-(TUTS)

Nothing happened. Well, I say nothing.

I did get a little cheeky flash of nipple
when she was wearing her pyjamas.

Which got me thinking
about other girls, moving on.

A little flash of nipple.
Maybe that's all it takes.

Which is actually really pathetic.

Nipples.

(SIGHS) Little pink devils.

What's goin' on?

Your girlfriend's kicked me out the flat.

She's got quite the temper on her,
hasn't she? (LAUGHS)

Sadie? She's at the flat?

Yep. She is not an 'appy bunny.

(DOOR CREAKS)

SADIE: When you're done creeping around,
I'm in the lounge.

Aren't you gonna shout at me?

I assumed there'd be shouting.

(SIGHS)

I'm tired of shouting at you.

Don't make me out
to be the bad guy in all this.

You...

You were controlling me.

Yeah, I was making you
tidy up after yourself.

I made you thoughtful
and kind and considerate.

I made you buy me presents
on my birthday. I'm such a bitch(!)

You couldn't just nag me,
and go on and on and on about stuff,

like a normal girlfriend?

You never listened. I only used my power
on you because I had to!

I'm a man!

I've got testicles and free will!

I'm sorry if that offends you!

The free will to piss in plant pots?

I only did that once, I was drunk!

I only did that three times.

- How d'you even know about that?
- I know about everything.

Just go.

It's my flat.

Your flat?

I found it!

I paid the deposit and the rent.

I decorated it and cleaned it.
I found all the furniture.

I made it into our home.
What did you do?

Provided the humour?

Yeah, well, no-one's laughing any more.

If that's how you feel,
I'll pack me stuff and I'll move out.

I'm moving out.

This is me going.
I'm walking out to pack me stuff

and I'm moving out.

Going.

Going.

Are we breaking up?

Are you breaking up with me?

I can't do this any more.

Don't...

Don't!

Please!

Don't break up with me!

I'm sorry.

Have you got everything?

I think so.
There were a few things I...

...didn't know whether you wanted them.

Probably not the bucket.

I'll sort them out.

It Now the pale morning sings

# Of forgotten things

# She plays a tune
for those who wish to overlook

# The fact that
they've been blindly deceived

# By those who preach
and pray and teach

# But she falls short

ti And the night explodes in laughter

it Don't you come here and say

# I didn't warn you

# About the way your world... #

ELECTRONIC VOICE:
I love you.

- # ...And, oh, how you try... #
- I don't want to go.

Il ...to command it all still

# Every single time... #

Give me another chance.

- Please.
- Finn, I can't.

You don't need to use your power on me.

I can change.

I'll be better. I'll do better.

Anything you want, I'll do it for you.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

I'll change. I promise.

# .../ never really knew... #

I love you.

# What to do. #

I need a piss.

Are you wiping your dick on my top?

Probably needed washing anyway, didn't it?

(SNIGGERING)

It's not funny.
Lionel Richie wouldn't like that.

So why does she think you're a cunt,

apart from the obvious?

We had a minor disagreement
regarding contraceptive methods

and I don't wanna have to go into it.
Here...

Here's the thing,
you know her guide dog?

That little bastard is telepathic!

The storm, innit,
it's always the fucking storm.

It must have been the guide dog
who told her I was black.

A racist, telepathic guide dog.

There's a thing.

I know we're supposed to be
all cool and cynical,

but it's actually pretty amazing
that they can do that.

Maybe a bit too amazing.

I reckon some of them
are faking it, you know.

Why would anyone fake being blind?

For the parking.

That's...one... Think about it.

Did you get the flowers?

Because I wanted to.

All right, call me back
when you've put them in some water.

Right, I love you. Bye.

Bye-bye.

Who was that?

Was that Sadie?

We had a big talk. We talked for hours.

It's great to really get to understand
how she's feeling, you know,

how my behaviour was impacting on her.

I was such an arsehole.

She used her power on you, didn't she?

You're letting her do it.
You're letting her.

I wanna be with her. I love her.

This is the price I have to pay. I'm...

I'm a better man for it.

This isn't you. This isn't who you are.

(PHONE RINGS)

I have to take this.

Hey.

What d'you want for tea?

I can get something on the way home.

When's your flight?

Tomorrow morning. Kelly's been
texting me every five minutes.

She's worried
I'm gonna forget her Pot Noodles.

Oh, man, we're giving Africa
Pot Noodles and Kelly.

That's a beautiful meeting
of two minds and cultures.

It's like Live Aid, innit?!

(SNORTS)

Dude, when you're out there,

you should pretend
to be Bob Geldof, innit?

- Why?
- What do you mean, why?!

Why would anyone pretend
to be Bob Geldof? For the pussy, mate.

- Right.
- It's all about the pussy.

Sorry, that was unfortunate timing,
weren't it?

- D'you want a drink?
- Um, a beer, please.

Where's Finn? Is he not coming?

He's not allowed out any more.

It's his girlfriend.

She's got this power.

Mmm. She is just pussy-whipping
the hell out of him, actually.

She's got him by the balls.

And she's squeezing.
Dude, Seth, she's squeezing.

And she is squeezing,
she's squeezing some more, look.

- I'm retired.
- Ohh... Honestly, man!

Right, all right, let me put it like this.

What would Bob Geldof do?

(SHE MOANS)

Take her power.

- No! You stay away from her.
- Get the fuck out of my flat!

Do it!

SADIE: What are you doing?

Fuck off!

FINN: Don't touch her. Ow! Jesus!

- JESS: Shut up! Do it.
- SADIE: No!

So I guess I'm all done.

Thanks.

If you ever find yourself in Uganda,
come and say hello.

# In the winter time

# Keep your feet warm... #

Sadie?

It ...But keep your clothes on

# Don't forget me... #

Are you OK?

# ...Keep your memories

# But keep your powder dry too... #

We were happy.

It was bullshit and you know it.

Just stop lying to yourselves.

It ...In the summer

it By the poolside

ll While the fireflies are all around you

it HI miss you when Fm lonely
I'll miss...#

I'm sorry.

You can't say we didn't try.

So who gets the flat?

- So where are you gonna live?
- Well, we have found a spacious,

rent-free home
with a panoramic view of a lake.

You mean you're moving
into the community centre.

There's no flies on you, is there? Clever.

We're gonna be flatmates.

Hmm?Hmm?

No? Come on.

And you two should move in wi' us.

Imagine all of us living
under same roof

like one big, happy family...
like The Waltons.

I see that happening, you fucking prick.

Well, that's a shame, and that's why
you're never gonna be in The Waltons.

I fucking love The Waltons, man.

It's just, it's good, wholesome,
family entertainment.

I tell you, the cunts don't make
telly like that any more.

Who are you?

I'm here for Weight Watchers.

- Seriously?
- No.

I'm Lola.

Curtis.

So if you're not here for Weight Watchers,
why are you here?

I'm a trainee probation worker.

(SCOFFS) You?
You're a trainee probation worker?

Is that going to be a problem for you?

I'll manage.

Good.

It's nice to meet you...Curtis.

Oh, mate, that's excellent.
Look at fresh meat.

Look at the size of them.

Every woman you see,
they're just a hole

into which you can potentially
insert your penis.

Three! There's three bloody holes in which
I could potentially insert me penis.

How do we even belong
to the same species?

As one wise twat once said,
men are from Mars, and women...

love a penis.

It's "from Venus".

Cha...!

(WHISPERS) Spot the lesbian.

I like watching other people work.
Now scrub the fucking wall.

Is this some kind of power trip to you?

You could come over later
and watch a DVD.

It's cos you wanna
get in my knickers, right?

I'll settle for a kiss.

When was the last time you even got laid?

- Fuck off.
- You act all tough and sassy.

I see right through you.

JESS: What's happened to you?

RUDY". There's three of me.

There's the two you've met already
and then there's me.

Fm a whole different person.

You're a fucking psychopath.

We'll leave town.
We'll do whatever you want.