Mirzapur (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 9 - Yogya - full transcript

Students!

Today...

is an important day
for our college.

I request you all

to think and cast your vote

for the right candidate

and your college.

As per the final count,

Golu has won.

You've come in second.

Second out of two
candidates, sir?



Munna!

How about a recount?

Come now, sir.

Give these guys a break.

Was the voting fair and square?

No monkey business, right?

That's it then.

Hey, man.

The students must be
waiting impatiently,

announce the results, please.

Oh, listen.

Come here.

Here are some sweets
to celebrate,

it's a joyous occasion.



Sir.

Hmm?

Shouldn't you give Miss
Gajagamini the good news?

Y... you want me to tell Golu?

Yes, of course.

Here, I'll do it.

- No, I...
- Come, give it to me.

No, I'll call.

Yeah, sure.

In the diary?

Yes.

Look under 'G'.

Golu, where are you?

You knew the results were to
be announced today, right?

Congratulations.

Well, you've won.

Alright, I'll see you then.

So, where is our dear President?

She said she's
going to Gorakhpur

with her brother-in-law
and sister.

- Oh, I see.
- The whole family, in fact.

Right, of course.

Alright, sir.

I'll be off.

What's happened to you, Munna?

You've lost.

That's why I'm going to
congratulate the winner.

All the way to Gorakhpur.

Long live Golu Gupta!

Long live Golu Gupta!

Long live Golu Gupta!

Long live Golu Gupta!

Long live Golu Gupta!

Bhaiyaji, who are we
looking to fuck up?

Not just fuck up.

Kill.

Guddu and Bablu.

In the jungle, if the lion
cub is not the predator,

he becomes prey.

Maqbool.

Follow Munna,

just to make sure.

Yes, sir.

Nobody is going anywhere.

Akhanda.

You handed Munna your gun,

now let him use it.

He's a Tripathi.

It's in his blood.

I know you're his father.

But, he must come into his own.

Look a little happy, Golu.

You've won the election.

That's huge!

That's why I need to be
in college right now.

It makes sense for you to
go since you're family.

Why am I being dragged to
Dimpy's friend's wedding?

Oh, so you're not family?

And did we drag you here, or

did you decide to give
Bablu some company?

Dimpy, don't you start!

Jeez.

Hey.

Actually, I could use your help.

Help?

You know what this is, right?

Withdrawal from the steroids.

You'll be fine in a few days.

Come on.

Feeling better?

Good.

Let's go.

How're you feeling?

I'm nervous.

What, why?!

Just be careful, okay?

Yeah!

Come here, you.

You're smudging my lipstick!

What's all the excitement about?

Uh...

Golu won the election!

I knew she would.

She won everyone's hearts
with her very first speech.

Everyone's?

I mean, yes, everyone's.

Congratulations, Golu.

Thank you.

Usually, you get congratulated
after you've proved your worth.

Only in politics is it
the other way around.

So, I'll deserve this congratulations
only after I've done some good.

Stop boring us, man.

I want another ice cream.

I'll call for it.

But it's the president's treat,
to celebrate her victory.

Yeah, definitely.

Double scoops all around,
and chocolate for me.

Looking nice?

What?

Is Golu looking nice?

That's who you're adjusting
the mirror for, right?

I, what...

I was just...

You're so quiet.

Are you alright?

Asshole!

Motherfucker.

Won't talk, huh?

J... Jasmine.

Miss...

Sir.

Why are you beating
us so mercilessly?

You found opium on us, right?

Take us to court then!

Big shot lawyer now, are you?

Throwing the book at me?

Huh?

Cunt.

Move over.

Go on.

Are you ready to talk?

Or do you want to
go another round?

Look here.

Sit up!

I don't care about the opium.

I care about the suppliers.

You deal with Babar
Khan, don't you?

Babar Khan works for
Guddu and Bablu.

Who do Guddu and Bablu work for?

Akhandanand Tripathi.

The buck stops at him, right?

King of this jungle, isn't he?

Name him on record,
I'll let you go.

Yes, Gupta.

Looks lovely.

She's arranged rooms
for everyone.

Uh, where's the bride's room?

That way.

You guys get dressed.

I'll go meet Shabnam
and come back.

Shabnam!

You're here!

I thought you ditched me.

How could I?

I promised.

How do I look?

Exquisite.

Really?

Really!

Can you...

I'll do it.

It's upside down.

How do I look?

I have something to tell you.

You're going to be a father.

Did you hear me?

You're going to be a father!

I've laid out your clothes.

Get dressed and
come down, please.

Great white sharks have
a fairly long lifespan,

with some of them
living up to 70 years.

Bauji, are you done?

Hmm.

They're considered the ocean's
greatest and deadliest predators.

Raja.

Yes?

Tonight, for dessert...

please make some carrot pudding.

Consider it done, Bauji.

Ma'am likes carrot pudding too.

The Gorakhpur
contact is calling.

Pick up, pick up.

Yeah, tell me.

I just spotted Guddu and Bablu.

Bravo, where are they?

Munna speaking.

Greetings, sir.

Shove your greetings up your ass.
What's the address?

Celebration Hall.

Medical Road.

Gorakhpur.

Coming.

Greetings, everybody. Give the married
couple a warm welcome, please!

And now for the highlight
of the evening.

Come on, let's go.

Guddu bhaiya, come!

What's happened to him?

Take the gift, we'll come.

Guddu bhaiya.

Come on, you can't
just sit there!

Shabnam...

Yes, Abbu?

Did you invite them?

Yes, Abbu.

This is my friend,
Dimpy from Mirzapur.

You've met her.

Those two are her brothers and
that's her sister-in-law.

I'll be right back.

Where's he going?

He's gone to the bathroom,

let's sit.

Yes, sir?

People have forgotten
why they fear us,

it's time to remind them.

Listen to me carefully...

Hello, Munna bhaiya.

Everything is ready.

Call your contact.

Yes, sir.

- Come on.
- Hold 'em.

Chilli peanut curry.
Biryani. Dal...

I'll just call Mum
and be right back.

Two minutes.

I've been watching you,
watching us, motherfucker.

What is it?

Nothing, sir.

Shut up and move.

The bastard isn't picking up.

You stay here, block the door.

Be with him.

You, come with me.

No fuckups.

Tell me.

Sir, honestly...

I'm just a guest.

You're stunning.

Congratulations!

He's with me.

Nobody move!

Get down!

Uncle.

Hey, dumbfuck uncle.

Stop the music.

Uncle.

That's enough now.

Rest a bit.

Or I'll make sure
you rest in peace.

Munna.

What's all this?

Lala!

You... here?

This is my daughter's
wedding reception.

Your daughter?

Oh, I had no idea!

Don't remember receiving
an invitation.

That's alright.

I'm not going to hurt her.

She's just my...
insurance policy.

Sweety!

Golu, follow me!

Right, then!

I'm here for Guddu and Bablu.

Come on out, boys.

Let's not make things messy.

Guys, I'm done being patient.

Bhaiya!

Guddu!

Bhaiya!

- No!
- Son!

Don't shoot, she'll get hurt.

- Dara!
- Hold her.

Control yourself.

Yusuf, control yourself!

Bablu!

Come on out, pal.

Your brother has fallen.

Bablu!

Don't listen to him.

As you wish.

Guddu!

Hey!

Bablu! Bablu!

Guddu bhaiya.

It's done, Bauji.

I know about you...

and Raja.

It's time for a lesson.

The lady of a
respectable household

should not look for
satisfaction outside.

Bolt the door and come here.

I know you won't try and run.

You can't escape us.

Only the Tripathi seed
will fall into you.

Munna, what will you do when Kaaleen
bhaiya finds out about this?

I'll collect my reward.

He's the one who sent me here.

G...

Gol...

Miss President doesn't
know how to fire a gun?

How will you run the college?

Here, hand it over.

I said, give it to me!

Munna!

Let them go.

No.

No, Munna.

No.

No, Munna.

What are you pleading for?

- I'm not going to hurt y...
- I'm pregnant!

I'm pregnant.

Sweety, I loved you
more than life.

And you're carrying...

someone else's...

Munna.

Munna.

Munna.

It's time to punish
your partner-in-crime.

Both must suffer.

Pull down his pyjamas
and awaken him.

I've always been a disappointment
in my father's eyes.

It's impossible to bear

when you're worthy

and others fail to recognize it.

You don't know what it's like.

Bablu.

Munna!

But I've learnt from you, pal.

It's just as important to use your
mind, as it is to use your gun.

Now...

time for a demonstration.

Munna! Munna! Munna!

Munna, don't kill him!

Don't kill him, please.

Kill me instead.

Munna, don't!

Guddu bhaiya.

Guddu bhaiya.

Guddu bhaiya.

Ah, eyes wide open now?

Watch this...

Turn him into the pansy

the world believes him to be.

Chop it off.

Bring them.

Any special reason for
this hospitality?

I am...

Akhandanand Tripathi.

We've met before.

The Akhanda you met
was a businessman.

And I am... a don.

Mr Maurya.

You've made your move.

My turn now.

What'll you do, huh?

Maqbool.

No!

The rest of your special team
has met with the same fate.

Mr Maurya, the town you serve...

I own it.

This is turning out to be too easy.
Let's lighten the mood a bit.

Start the music.

Darling, dance.

Dance.

Sorry.

That was an accident.

Hey, dumbfuck uncle.

Come out.

Faster.

Move faster, man.

I want you to dance.

Join her.

Do you know the
Hrithik Roshan step?

The cobra dance!

Show some passion.

Won't kill you to put some
effort into it, asshole.

Yeah.

Golu.

Golu.

Golu.

Pick up the gun.

Pick up the gun, Golu.

Golu, pick it up.

Lala, about this... sorry.

But don't worry, there'll be many people
lining up to marry your daughter.

Listen to me carefully.

Hold the barrel,

pull it towards yourself, hard

and let go.

Put your finger on the trigger,

the index finger.

Now Golu, take aim
and shoot him.

Just do it!

Golu.

So, Mr Purvanchal...

Let's end...

I want Mirzapur, Sharad.

At all costs.

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