Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir (2015–…): Season 1, Episode 6 - Lady Wifi - full transcript
Ayla is suspicious that Chloe is Ladybug's true identity and is caught sneaking into her locker, resulting in her being wrongfully suspended by the principal. Angry at Chloe, she is influenced by Hawk Moth and transforms into Lady Wifi, a villain who can manipulate technology.
In the daytime I'm Marinette,
just a normal girl
with a normal life
but there's something about me
that no-one knows yet
because I have a secret.
Don't blink now,
'cause we are live from Paris.
Yo, peeps, Alya here bringing
you the one and only Ladyblog.
Huh? What is that?
Ah!
Ladybug in action.
Hang on 'cause we're
going for a ride.
Oh! Freak out!
What you've got here
is no ordinary book.
It's a 10th grade history book,
and I should know 'cause I've
got this very same book.
Could our very own Ladybug
be a high school student
in real life? Whoa!
- I told you from day one,
Tikki, I'm a total klutz.
- What's done is done.
- We can't change what happens.
We can only move forward.
Alya must not find
out who you are.
You know how persistent
she can be
with her blog totally
dedicated to Ladybug.
- But how?
Maybe I'm not cut out for
this whole Ladybug thing.
- You are the chosen one,
Marinette.
It will all work out.
Trust me.
Everyone has a past
they can work from.
This will show you why.
- An exhibition at the Louvre
on the Pharaoh Tutankhamen?
What does that have to do
with my book and Alya?
- You must persuade Alya
to go there with you
and make sure
she brings the book.
You'll tell her you found out
something about Ladybug.
- At the museum?
- You'll see.
- Well, I don't know how
I'm gonna convince Alya
to go to an Egyptian exhibit,
much less convince
her that I'm not Ladybug.
- She will be interested
and so will you.
Promise.
- Can you believe it?
All I've gotta do is find out
who this history book
belongs to and bam!
I've figured out Ladybug's
true identity.
I'm so on this one.
- You really think you
can figure out who Ladybug is
from a textbook that every
high school student owns?
- Yup.
'Cause our school is the only
school that uses that book, ha!
So, all I gotta do is find out
which girl in 10th grade
lost her book last week.
There are 43 girls,
not counting myself.
- Forty-two,
not counting you or me.
Ooof!
- Yesterday somebody didn't
have her textbook in class.
- I left it at home.
You know I always
forget my stuff.
- Hmmmm...
Just messing
with you, Marinette.
Of course I'll only drop
you from my investigation
when you bring your
history book back to class.
Oh!
It's not broken.
- Uh, I'm okay, too.
Thanks for asking.
- I'm sorry.
Hey, you're in the same
grade as Alix, right?
I'm her older brother,
Jalil Kubdel.
So, you're into
Tutankhamen, too?
Dad!
- Weird.
- So, again, girl
why are we here?
This exhibit's got something to
do with Ladybug, for real?
- Well, uh...
There.
- Yeah, it's over there.
Uhh...
- Hm...
Hang on 'cause
we're going for a ride.
Oh! Freak out.
What you've got here
is no ordinary book.
It's a 10th grade history book,
and I should know 'cause
I've got this very same book.
Could our very own Ladybug
be a high school
student in real life?
- That's crazy!
What are the odds that
we have the same textbook?
Maybe we even go to
the same school.
- Don't you think you'd
know her then?
Why bother yourself with ladies
when you can be enjoying this?
- For one, ladies smell about
a thousand times better
than that cheese and they're
much better looking.
- Suit yourself. Your loss.
- My only loss is my appetite.
Come on, tell me
what it is already.
- No, no, 'cause it wouldn't
be a surprise then...
To you or me.
- I'm telling you, Father,
it's right there in
the hieroglyphics.
Excuse me.
There, as you know,
the one with the scepter
is Tutankhamen the First,
and there, opposite,
is Nefertiti, his princess.
There are exactly
100 mummies beside them.
She died several
years before him,
and the sun god, Ra,
took her as his goddess.
- Yes, I know all that.
I'm the director of this
exhibition, remember?
- Then you also know
that Tutankhamen
wanted to bring his
princess back to life
by offering the sun god
a new wife.
This scene illustrates
a ritual he devised.
Nobody has ever fully
deciphered the hieroglyphics...
But I have!
It's a magic chant that
needs to be recited
in order to complete the ritual.
I'm sure of it!
- He kind of reminds
me of someone else
with crazy ideas... you.
- You might think my theories
about Ladybug are crazy,
but you watch, girl,
I'll prove you wrong.
- Jalil, these types of frescos
are almost always
the illustration of a legend.
They call it a legend
for a reason.
- That's what everyone thinks,
but I know it's real.
I can prove it!
- Really?
And exactly how are you
going to prove it?
- I just need to get my hands
on Tutankhamen's scepter
and recite the spell.
- Are you serious?
- Oh!
- Don't even think of
touching that scepter.
I'd lose my job on the spot.
It's a priceless, historical
object... not a toy.
- Come on, Dad, we have to
try out the spell!
What if Tutankhamen
had found out
how to bring people
back to life?
- Listen, Jalil, that's enough.
Get your head out of
those papyrus scrolls
and focus on the real
world... this one.
- ♪
There's nothing
wrong with living out a fantasy,
especially when I can
make it a reality.
- ♪
- Fly away my evil akuma
and transform that young man.
- ♪
Uh...
Uh...
- Gah! Put that down!
I'm gonna show you the secret
I found out about Ladybug.
- About time!
This better be blog-worthy.
- ♪
- Pharaoh, I am Hawk Moth.
I have endowed you with
the magical power
of the ancient gods.
You must do me a favor
in return for this gift.
- My precious Nefertiti
will come back to life.
- Uh... uh...
- This thing's making
my eyes hurt.
- Look closely.
It is in there.
Huh?
- Hey, you!
- Tut, give me time!
Oh!
Hey!
- Alya, hide!
Oh!
- Get out of here! Faster!
- ♪
- Time to transform.
Tikki, spots on! Yeah!
- ♪
- OMG. Coming to you live,
Ladyblog viewers.
I am at the scene even before
Ladybug or Cat Noir.
This is insane!
- Wow, I love the face changes.
You could use that one.
- Time to transform.
Plagg, claws out!
- ♪
- You know that's
considered stealing.
- Actually, I'm taking back what
rightfully belongs to me!
- Maybe if you were the real
Pharaoh... which you're not!
- Look at Ladybug go!
If I'm dreaming
don't wake me up.
Hey! Ladybug waved at me.
No way!
- ♪
- Sekhmet, give me
your strength!
How nice of you
to hold the door open for me.
Hah!
- Enjoy your coffin.
- This is heck-a-crazy!
- Keep your eyes peeled.
Huh? Hiya.
- Your face. Fate has
placed you on my path.
Come with me.
- Hey, hands off the threads!
I can walk myself!
- Seriously?
Let her go!
Hiding behind
an innocent bystander?
You're weak, Pharaoh.
- I'm way more powerful
than you are.
- And don't forget...
All the latest behind
the scenes are on my blog.
- That Alya is one brave chick.
- If by brave you mean bossy,
feisty, and bold...
Yup, that's her.
Come on, get us out
of here, Cat Noir.
- Cataclysm!
- ♪
- How are we gonna find them?
- Alya's got a live
stream on her blog.
- Hi, everyone, Ayla here,
live blogging from the shoulder
of a terrifying villain.
Huge scoop to come.
Stay tuned!
- Uh, go ahead.
I'll join you as soon as my
Miraculous is charged up again.
- Hurry up. It's gonna take
both of us to defeat him.
- ♪
- Hey!
- Onto the next phase.
Anubis, bring me mummies!
- Soon we will be together
again, my Nefertiti,
my long lost love.
- This is gonna be
one major scoop.
Uh, excuse me, Pharaoh,
but, uh, what exactly
is going on here?
- I am going to carry
out the sacred spell
to bring Nefertiti back.
- Ah, hm, gotcha.
You're talking about the spell
on the papyrus, right?
- Correct, the 100 mummies
and the offering.
- Offering? What offering?
- To persuade the sun god Ra
to give me back
my sweet princess,
I must give him something
in return... a pure soul.
- Dude, that's hard to come by.
- But I've already found her.
You look so much like her.
Say what?
- Hold on, Ayla.
Whoa!
Oh, no, I ran right into
one of those time bubbles.
I've got to get out of this.
- Ladybug, this is Ayla.
I just found out
I'm the sacrificial
offering to the sun god.
Please hurry!
- Hold on, Ayla.
I'm nearly there.
Oh, do you seriously
think this mumbo jumbo
with the sun and mummy
stuff is gonna work?
You have no respect.
Your batteries are
charged up enough.
Plagg, claws out!
- ♪
Hm.
- Whoa!
- Thanks for waitin'
around for me.
- No problem.
We've gotta find
the hidden akuma
and free it before
he sacrifices that poor girl.
- ♪
- I can't see her or Pharaoh.
- Over there!
- Hm?
Huh?
Whoa, back up.
Who's that goddess chick
with the black spots
there on your papyrus?
- Ladybug, my sworn enemy.
My nemesis may have kept me
from carrying out my ritual
5,000 years before,
but she will not stop Nefertiti
from coming back
for me this time!
- Did you say,
"Ladybug 5,000 years ago"?
- Everyone does have a past
they can learn from.
- Well, you don't look
a day over 3,000.
- Now you know why I'm so much
wiser than you, hm!
- Oh, sacred Ra, god of the sun,
I, Pharaoh, offer to
thee a pure soul.
This sacrifice for
the return of Nefertiti.
I bow to you and present
this gift with my mummies.
In company, we pray to you
the safe return of
Princess Nefertiti!
Awaken, Nefertiti, awaken!
Awaken, Nefertiti, awaken!
Awaken,
Nefertiti, awaken!
- Ladybug!
- We've gotta save her before
he completes the ritual
or Ayla will be gone forever.
- What should we do?
- Hold back the mummies while
I take on the Pharaoh.
- Why do I have to deal
with these freaks
while you get to slip
calmly around back?
- Because I'm the only one
who can capture his akuma,
and because you're the bravest
one out of both of us.
Sure.
I know you don't really think
that, but I'll pretend you do.
Awaken!
Awaken, Nefertiti, awaken!
Awaken, Nefertiti, awaken!
Awaken, Nefertiti, awaken!
Hey there,
you buncha bandages.
What do you say we wrap this up?
- Cat Noir!
- Seize him!
- Is that really as fast
as you can go? Ha!
- What? This looks
like a trap!
- ♪
- Gotcha!
- Horus, give me your wings!
- Peeps, you've just witnessed
another insane feat
from Ladybug.
Thanks for saving my butt.
- Oh, uh, you're welcome.
But it's not over yet.
Not until...
- Not until Ladybug destroys
the pendant containing the akuma
and turns everything
back to normal.
I pay attention.
- The pendant! Good eye!
- Phew!
- Way to go, Ladybug!
No!
- You're not going to win
this time, Ladybug.
- Help me, Ladybug!
- Crush that insect!
What the...
- Cat Noir, this way!
- We have to save Alya
before she reaches
the circle of darkness.
You will not stop me
from bringing Nefertiti back.
I'll finish you off.
Anubis, bring me mummies!
- ♪
- Horus, give me your wings!
Huh?
Cat Noir,
the pendant!
That's where the akuma is!
- ♪
- Sekhmet, give me
your strength!
- It's over.
- Ladybug, save me!
- Oh, Ra, god of the sun,
accept this humble offering,
and return the princess to me!
- Lucky charm!
- ♪
- A Ladybug outfit?
- That's our last hope?
- Hm...
This offering isn't
good enough for Nefertiti.
- Hey! Thanks a lot!
- Too late, Ladybug.
The ritual has begun.
- Set Alya free
and sacrifice me instead.
Wouldn't that be the sweetest
revenge... 5,000 years later.
After all, I'm the one
who kept Nefertiti from
you all these years.
- It's true that you
would make a much more
precious offering
than this mortal.
Horus, give me wings.
Seriously?
Excuse you, but I make excellent
sacrificing material. Hmph!
- Take her Miraculous...
The earring.
- You win, Pharaoh.
If you want my Miraculous...
go get it!
- Get it!
A toy?
You tricked me!
- ♪
- No more evil doing
for you, little akuma.
- ♪
- Time to de-evilize.
- ♪
- Gotcha!
Bye-bye, little butterfly.
Miraculous Ladybug!
- ♪
- What happened?
- Thanks, Ladybug, but, uh...
I've still gotta ask...
How old are you really?
- Um, much older than
a high school student,
that's for sure.
- Don't you wanna
know how old I am?
- In a sec, it looks like
I'll be able to tell for myself.
- Where have you been?
You won't believe this.
I got mummified.
- I hope you weren't
one of the ones
trying to swap me for Nefertiti.
Creepy!
- What?
You were almost sacrificed?
- If it hadn't been for you
I'd never have found out
that Ladybug is at least
5,000-years-old.
- Hey, what are friends for?
- I still don't get it though.
What was she doing with that
10th grade history textbook?
- Uh, she... she probably
had to find out
what's been going on for
the past 50 centuries.
- You're probably right.
It's tough staying in the loop.
Hey, Ladybug's textbook!
It's gone!
You might've
gotten away this time,
but I assure you, Ladybug,
someday, wherever you are,
I will have your Miraculous
and you'll be nothing!
Nothing at all!
I don't get it.
I know I'm not 5,000-years-old.
So who exactly was that
Ladybug in the papyrus?
- Quamies like me,
and superheroes like you
have always existed.
- So that wasn't you
on the papyrus either?
- What do you think?
- You don't look
5,000-years-old.
- Well, I'm not.
I'm older than that.
I'm the quamy who's watched over
every single Ladybug since
the very beginning.
- You must've known
much less klutzy Ladybugs
than me, right?
- Every Ladybug is different.
- Yeah, that's what I thought.
- Marinette, you are different.
But different as in surprising,
unpredictable, and endearing.
And very talented.
You learn fast.
- Really?
- Yes.
Mmmm...
You'd better
get to sleep.
Remember, you have that
history test tomorrow.
Oh, yeah. Good
thing it's on ancient Egypt.
- ♪
just a normal girl
with a normal life
but there's something about me
that no-one knows yet
because I have a secret.
Don't blink now,
'cause we are live from Paris.
Yo, peeps, Alya here bringing
you the one and only Ladyblog.
Huh? What is that?
Ah!
Ladybug in action.
Hang on 'cause we're
going for a ride.
Oh! Freak out!
What you've got here
is no ordinary book.
It's a 10th grade history book,
and I should know 'cause I've
got this very same book.
Could our very own Ladybug
be a high school student
in real life? Whoa!
- I told you from day one,
Tikki, I'm a total klutz.
- What's done is done.
- We can't change what happens.
We can only move forward.
Alya must not find
out who you are.
You know how persistent
she can be
with her blog totally
dedicated to Ladybug.
- But how?
Maybe I'm not cut out for
this whole Ladybug thing.
- You are the chosen one,
Marinette.
It will all work out.
Trust me.
Everyone has a past
they can work from.
This will show you why.
- An exhibition at the Louvre
on the Pharaoh Tutankhamen?
What does that have to do
with my book and Alya?
- You must persuade Alya
to go there with you
and make sure
she brings the book.
You'll tell her you found out
something about Ladybug.
- At the museum?
- You'll see.
- Well, I don't know how
I'm gonna convince Alya
to go to an Egyptian exhibit,
much less convince
her that I'm not Ladybug.
- She will be interested
and so will you.
Promise.
- Can you believe it?
All I've gotta do is find out
who this history book
belongs to and bam!
I've figured out Ladybug's
true identity.
I'm so on this one.
- You really think you
can figure out who Ladybug is
from a textbook that every
high school student owns?
- Yup.
'Cause our school is the only
school that uses that book, ha!
So, all I gotta do is find out
which girl in 10th grade
lost her book last week.
There are 43 girls,
not counting myself.
- Forty-two,
not counting you or me.
Ooof!
- Yesterday somebody didn't
have her textbook in class.
- I left it at home.
You know I always
forget my stuff.
- Hmmmm...
Just messing
with you, Marinette.
Of course I'll only drop
you from my investigation
when you bring your
history book back to class.
Oh!
It's not broken.
- Uh, I'm okay, too.
Thanks for asking.
- I'm sorry.
Hey, you're in the same
grade as Alix, right?
I'm her older brother,
Jalil Kubdel.
So, you're into
Tutankhamen, too?
Dad!
- Weird.
- So, again, girl
why are we here?
This exhibit's got something to
do with Ladybug, for real?
- Well, uh...
There.
- Yeah, it's over there.
Uhh...
- Hm...
Hang on 'cause
we're going for a ride.
Oh! Freak out.
What you've got here
is no ordinary book.
It's a 10th grade history book,
and I should know 'cause
I've got this very same book.
Could our very own Ladybug
be a high school
student in real life?
- That's crazy!
What are the odds that
we have the same textbook?
Maybe we even go to
the same school.
- Don't you think you'd
know her then?
Why bother yourself with ladies
when you can be enjoying this?
- For one, ladies smell about
a thousand times better
than that cheese and they're
much better looking.
- Suit yourself. Your loss.
- My only loss is my appetite.
Come on, tell me
what it is already.
- No, no, 'cause it wouldn't
be a surprise then...
To you or me.
- I'm telling you, Father,
it's right there in
the hieroglyphics.
Excuse me.
There, as you know,
the one with the scepter
is Tutankhamen the First,
and there, opposite,
is Nefertiti, his princess.
There are exactly
100 mummies beside them.
She died several
years before him,
and the sun god, Ra,
took her as his goddess.
- Yes, I know all that.
I'm the director of this
exhibition, remember?
- Then you also know
that Tutankhamen
wanted to bring his
princess back to life
by offering the sun god
a new wife.
This scene illustrates
a ritual he devised.
Nobody has ever fully
deciphered the hieroglyphics...
But I have!
It's a magic chant that
needs to be recited
in order to complete the ritual.
I'm sure of it!
- He kind of reminds
me of someone else
with crazy ideas... you.
- You might think my theories
about Ladybug are crazy,
but you watch, girl,
I'll prove you wrong.
- Jalil, these types of frescos
are almost always
the illustration of a legend.
They call it a legend
for a reason.
- That's what everyone thinks,
but I know it's real.
I can prove it!
- Really?
And exactly how are you
going to prove it?
- I just need to get my hands
on Tutankhamen's scepter
and recite the spell.
- Are you serious?
- Oh!
- Don't even think of
touching that scepter.
I'd lose my job on the spot.
It's a priceless, historical
object... not a toy.
- Come on, Dad, we have to
try out the spell!
What if Tutankhamen
had found out
how to bring people
back to life?
- Listen, Jalil, that's enough.
Get your head out of
those papyrus scrolls
and focus on the real
world... this one.
- ♪
There's nothing
wrong with living out a fantasy,
especially when I can
make it a reality.
- ♪
- Fly away my evil akuma
and transform that young man.
- ♪
Uh...
Uh...
- Gah! Put that down!
I'm gonna show you the secret
I found out about Ladybug.
- About time!
This better be blog-worthy.
- ♪
- Pharaoh, I am Hawk Moth.
I have endowed you with
the magical power
of the ancient gods.
You must do me a favor
in return for this gift.
- My precious Nefertiti
will come back to life.
- Uh... uh...
- This thing's making
my eyes hurt.
- Look closely.
It is in there.
Huh?
- Hey, you!
- Tut, give me time!
Oh!
Hey!
- Alya, hide!
Oh!
- Get out of here! Faster!
- ♪
- Time to transform.
Tikki, spots on! Yeah!
- ♪
- OMG. Coming to you live,
Ladyblog viewers.
I am at the scene even before
Ladybug or Cat Noir.
This is insane!
- Wow, I love the face changes.
You could use that one.
- Time to transform.
Plagg, claws out!
- ♪
- You know that's
considered stealing.
- Actually, I'm taking back what
rightfully belongs to me!
- Maybe if you were the real
Pharaoh... which you're not!
- Look at Ladybug go!
If I'm dreaming
don't wake me up.
Hey! Ladybug waved at me.
No way!
- ♪
- Sekhmet, give me
your strength!
How nice of you
to hold the door open for me.
Hah!
- Enjoy your coffin.
- This is heck-a-crazy!
- Keep your eyes peeled.
Huh? Hiya.
- Your face. Fate has
placed you on my path.
Come with me.
- Hey, hands off the threads!
I can walk myself!
- Seriously?
Let her go!
Hiding behind
an innocent bystander?
You're weak, Pharaoh.
- I'm way more powerful
than you are.
- And don't forget...
All the latest behind
the scenes are on my blog.
- That Alya is one brave chick.
- If by brave you mean bossy,
feisty, and bold...
Yup, that's her.
Come on, get us out
of here, Cat Noir.
- Cataclysm!
- ♪
- How are we gonna find them?
- Alya's got a live
stream on her blog.
- Hi, everyone, Ayla here,
live blogging from the shoulder
of a terrifying villain.
Huge scoop to come.
Stay tuned!
- Uh, go ahead.
I'll join you as soon as my
Miraculous is charged up again.
- Hurry up. It's gonna take
both of us to defeat him.
- ♪
- Hey!
- Onto the next phase.
Anubis, bring me mummies!
- Soon we will be together
again, my Nefertiti,
my long lost love.
- This is gonna be
one major scoop.
Uh, excuse me, Pharaoh,
but, uh, what exactly
is going on here?
- I am going to carry
out the sacred spell
to bring Nefertiti back.
- Ah, hm, gotcha.
You're talking about the spell
on the papyrus, right?
- Correct, the 100 mummies
and the offering.
- Offering? What offering?
- To persuade the sun god Ra
to give me back
my sweet princess,
I must give him something
in return... a pure soul.
- Dude, that's hard to come by.
- But I've already found her.
You look so much like her.
Say what?
- Hold on, Ayla.
Whoa!
Oh, no, I ran right into
one of those time bubbles.
I've got to get out of this.
- Ladybug, this is Ayla.
I just found out
I'm the sacrificial
offering to the sun god.
Please hurry!
- Hold on, Ayla.
I'm nearly there.
Oh, do you seriously
think this mumbo jumbo
with the sun and mummy
stuff is gonna work?
You have no respect.
Your batteries are
charged up enough.
Plagg, claws out!
- ♪
Hm.
- Whoa!
- Thanks for waitin'
around for me.
- No problem.
We've gotta find
the hidden akuma
and free it before
he sacrifices that poor girl.
- ♪
- I can't see her or Pharaoh.
- Over there!
- Hm?
Huh?
Whoa, back up.
Who's that goddess chick
with the black spots
there on your papyrus?
- Ladybug, my sworn enemy.
My nemesis may have kept me
from carrying out my ritual
5,000 years before,
but she will not stop Nefertiti
from coming back
for me this time!
- Did you say,
"Ladybug 5,000 years ago"?
- Everyone does have a past
they can learn from.
- Well, you don't look
a day over 3,000.
- Now you know why I'm so much
wiser than you, hm!
- Oh, sacred Ra, god of the sun,
I, Pharaoh, offer to
thee a pure soul.
This sacrifice for
the return of Nefertiti.
I bow to you and present
this gift with my mummies.
In company, we pray to you
the safe return of
Princess Nefertiti!
Awaken, Nefertiti, awaken!
Awaken, Nefertiti, awaken!
Awaken,
Nefertiti, awaken!
- Ladybug!
- We've gotta save her before
he completes the ritual
or Ayla will be gone forever.
- What should we do?
- Hold back the mummies while
I take on the Pharaoh.
- Why do I have to deal
with these freaks
while you get to slip
calmly around back?
- Because I'm the only one
who can capture his akuma,
and because you're the bravest
one out of both of us.
Sure.
I know you don't really think
that, but I'll pretend you do.
Awaken!
Awaken, Nefertiti, awaken!
Awaken, Nefertiti, awaken!
Awaken, Nefertiti, awaken!
Hey there,
you buncha bandages.
What do you say we wrap this up?
- Cat Noir!
- Seize him!
- Is that really as fast
as you can go? Ha!
- What? This looks
like a trap!
- ♪
- Gotcha!
- Horus, give me your wings!
- Peeps, you've just witnessed
another insane feat
from Ladybug.
Thanks for saving my butt.
- Oh, uh, you're welcome.
But it's not over yet.
Not until...
- Not until Ladybug destroys
the pendant containing the akuma
and turns everything
back to normal.
I pay attention.
- The pendant! Good eye!
- Phew!
- Way to go, Ladybug!
No!
- You're not going to win
this time, Ladybug.
- Help me, Ladybug!
- Crush that insect!
What the...
- Cat Noir, this way!
- We have to save Alya
before she reaches
the circle of darkness.
You will not stop me
from bringing Nefertiti back.
I'll finish you off.
Anubis, bring me mummies!
- ♪
- Horus, give me your wings!
Huh?
Cat Noir,
the pendant!
That's where the akuma is!
- ♪
- Sekhmet, give me
your strength!
- It's over.
- Ladybug, save me!
- Oh, Ra, god of the sun,
accept this humble offering,
and return the princess to me!
- Lucky charm!
- ♪
- A Ladybug outfit?
- That's our last hope?
- Hm...
This offering isn't
good enough for Nefertiti.
- Hey! Thanks a lot!
- Too late, Ladybug.
The ritual has begun.
- Set Alya free
and sacrifice me instead.
Wouldn't that be the sweetest
revenge... 5,000 years later.
After all, I'm the one
who kept Nefertiti from
you all these years.
- It's true that you
would make a much more
precious offering
than this mortal.
Horus, give me wings.
Seriously?
Excuse you, but I make excellent
sacrificing material. Hmph!
- Take her Miraculous...
The earring.
- You win, Pharaoh.
If you want my Miraculous...
go get it!
- Get it!
A toy?
You tricked me!
- ♪
- No more evil doing
for you, little akuma.
- ♪
- Time to de-evilize.
- ♪
- Gotcha!
Bye-bye, little butterfly.
Miraculous Ladybug!
- ♪
- What happened?
- Thanks, Ladybug, but, uh...
I've still gotta ask...
How old are you really?
- Um, much older than
a high school student,
that's for sure.
- Don't you wanna
know how old I am?
- In a sec, it looks like
I'll be able to tell for myself.
- Where have you been?
You won't believe this.
I got mummified.
- I hope you weren't
one of the ones
trying to swap me for Nefertiti.
Creepy!
- What?
You were almost sacrificed?
- If it hadn't been for you
I'd never have found out
that Ladybug is at least
5,000-years-old.
- Hey, what are friends for?
- I still don't get it though.
What was she doing with that
10th grade history textbook?
- Uh, she... she probably
had to find out
what's been going on for
the past 50 centuries.
- You're probably right.
It's tough staying in the loop.
Hey, Ladybug's textbook!
It's gone!
You might've
gotten away this time,
but I assure you, Ladybug,
someday, wherever you are,
I will have your Miraculous
and you'll be nothing!
Nothing at all!
I don't get it.
I know I'm not 5,000-years-old.
So who exactly was that
Ladybug in the papyrus?
- Quamies like me,
and superheroes like you
have always existed.
- So that wasn't you
on the papyrus either?
- What do you think?
- You don't look
5,000-years-old.
- Well, I'm not.
I'm older than that.
I'm the quamy who's watched over
every single Ladybug since
the very beginning.
- You must've known
much less klutzy Ladybugs
than me, right?
- Every Ladybug is different.
- Yeah, that's what I thought.
- Marinette, you are different.
But different as in surprising,
unpredictable, and endearing.
And very talented.
You learn fast.
- Really?
- Yes.
Mmmm...
You'd better
get to sleep.
Remember, you have that
history test tomorrow.
Oh, yeah. Good
thing it's on ancient Egypt.
- ♪