Minecraft Manhunt (2019–…): Season 3, Episode 4 - Minecraft Speedrunner VS 5 Hunters FINALE REMATCH - full transcript

Minecraft Speedrunner VS 5 Hunters FINALE REMATCH. You asked for it. This was absolutely insane.

This video five of my friends
try and hunt me down

and stop me from beating Minecraft.

The Five Hunter series
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and this could be the final match up.

Can they stop me from beating
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[Captions are made by sixofour]

[keyboard clicking]

DREAM: Why do I know
that's Georges keyboard sound?

[laughter]

ALL: Go, go go!
SAPNAP: He's on the way!

DREAM: You guys knew
which way I was gonna run.

GEORGE: I'm so far behind because I just
had my mike on my keyboard.

DREAM: Oh god.

SAM: I broke my sprint. I'm close, Sapnap.

SAPNAP: I caught him off.
BAD: Go.

SAPNAP: He's gonna get hay.
SAM: I can't boost you.

BAD: We got him.
SAM: He's trying to get hay. Stop him.

BAD: Don't let him get it.
SAPNAP: I got it.

SAM: You got it? Nice.
GEORGE: I'm putting him back.



SAPNAP: Oh no. I messed up.
GEORGE: It's not good.

BAD: Go, go, go.

SAPNAP: Go, go, go.

SAM: I'm getting the hay.
BAD: Go, George.

BAD: He's going in the house.

GEORGE: I'm boosting him.
BAD: Don't let him go in.

SAM: I'm gonna get tools for you guys.

DREAM: Oh my gosh.

GEORGE: Keep boosting me.

BAD: Don't let him get that.
SAPNAP: Do not let him get that, George.

SAPNAP: Stop him.
GEORGE: I'm too far away.

BAD: Punch him.
GEORGE: I'm trying.

GEROGE: Get him in the lava.

BAD: He's got a sword. Run!

DREAM: God! Come here, George.

GEORGE: On me!
DREAM: George, come here.

Run!

BAD: He's behind me.
SAM: I have stone tools.

SAM: I'm on my way. Don't die.

BAD: Help, Sam.

GEORGE: He's gonna kill us.
SAM: I'm on my way.

SAM: Just don't die.
DREAM: Come here, George.

GEORGE: Get off me.
SAM: I'm bringing food and tools.

BAD: Stay on him.
SAPNAP: Guy, follow him.

SAM: Don't let him leave.
BAD: He's mining.

SAM: What does he have?
BAD: He's mining netherack.

GEORGE: No!
BAD: No, run, George.

BAD: Oh my goodness.
GEORGE: I need food.

SAPNAP: Careful.
GEORGE: Help. He's building the portal.

GEORGE: Quick.
BAD: Try and punch him.

BAD: You made it.

DREAM: Oh no.
SAM: I can see him.

SAM: I'm almost there.

SAPNAP: I got his sword.

GEORGE: Don't hit, Sapnap.
SAM: Here.

SAM: I have tools for you.
GEORGE: Pass the tools.

SAM: Take this, Bad.
BAD: Thank you.

SAPNAP: I need a crafting bench.

SAM: Here, take this.
GEORGE: I need food immediately.

BAD: I don't have anything.
SAM: Here's food.

SAPNAP: I'm using his sword forever.

BAD: Guys, come on, we gotta go.

DREAM: It is like the quickest
of quickest begging.

SAPNAP: Yeah, you're like on speedrun arc.

You're gonna break
the world record in a Manhunt. Congrats.

Oh my god, he's in the bastion.

BAD: Are you kidding me?
SAM: Oh my god.

GEORGE: He's getting too fat ahead.

GEORGE: I'm going through.
SAM: Me and Ant will meet you.

BAD: I'm coming
DREAM: Oh god.

SAPNAP: Come on, go, go, go.

SAM: Ant, I'm getting all the cobble.

ANT: Okay, I'm getting
iron and coal right now.

GEORGE: Writing down
the coordinates of the portal.

SAM: I'm gonna
message you the coords, Ant.

ANT: Yeah, yeah.

GEORGE: Get the wood.

It's like four times the logs.

GEORGE: Maybe a little…
SAPNAP: That's not true.

GEORGE: Just get blocks.

GEORGE: I just fell. I'm an idiot.
SAPNAP: Good job, George.

BAD: He's straight this way.

GEORGE: Okay, I'm here.

Um, he can't be too far.

BAD: Keep your eyes peeled.

SAPNAP: There's the bastion.

GEORGE: I see his name.
BAD: He's gotta be in here.

SAPNAP: George, be careful,
there is like brutes and stuff.

SAPNAP: Be careful here.
GEORGE: I killed one.

SAPNAP: Guys, get out.
BAD: Careful.

SAPNAP: All this piglins
are gonna try and kill us.

BAD: Any stuff in there?
GEORGE: How do we get down there?

GEORGE: Wait, where did he go?
SAPNAP: Don't go down there.

SAPNAP: You will die.
There's like brutes and so many piglins.

I'm not going down there, dude.

That is a death trap.

He has gold, so… And we don't.

There he is. I see him down there.

GEORGE: Wait, where?
SAPNAP: I see his little name.

GEORGE: Oh I see.
BAD: Oh yeah, there he is.

GEORGE: He's so far down.

SAPNAP: He's getting iron.
BAD: Yeah, the brutes are stacked.

BAD: And we don't have any armor.
SAPNAP: We have no armor.

GEORGE: He's at the bottom.
He's, like, in those OP chests.

[laughter]

DREAM: This is awesome.

BAD: Oh my goodness.
SAM: No way.

SAPNAP: If we go down there, we'll die.

GEORGE: Should I try and get gold?
What are we doing?

BAD: Can we get enough?

SAM: I have a decent amount of bread.
SAPNAP: I'm going down a little bit.

SAM: I think Ant has bread too.
Right, Ant?

GEORGE: Oh my god.
There's a billion in there.

SAPNAP: You need to be careful.
BAD: Where?

SAM: I see y'alls names.
SAPNAP: Get out.

SAPNAP: Geroge, get out.
SAM: Right here.

BAD: Oh we're stacked.
GEORGE: Oh what?

GEORGE: You have full iron?

SAM: Yes, sir.
BAD: That's awesome.

SAM: Nice, we got him.
SAPNAP: Infiltrate.

BAD: Where is he?
SAM: Let's go.

GEORGE: He's down at the bottom.
He's so far down.

We need to keep following the path down.

ANT: I can give you guys shields.
BAD: I'm behind you.

SAM: Yeah. You have them?
SAPNAP: There's a chest here.

ANT: I have the shields.
SAPNAP: Nothing good.

DREAM: Oh my god. I'm such and idiot.

BAD: Did he tunnel?
GEORGE: I see him.

GEORGE: He's running from piglins.

SAM: There's a brute right here.
Right here. He's behind me.

I'm just blocking it off.

GEORGE: I'm dying.
BAD: No, you knocked me in.

SAPNAP: It's okay. I'm sorry, Bad.

GEORGE: Kill the brute.
SAM: Give me a shield.

GEORGE: Two brutes. Help me, help me.

SAM: Oh my gosh. Run, just run.
SAPNAP: Back up.

SAM: We cannot fight them.

SAM: We need…

SAM: We cannot move.
GEORGE: There's so many brutes here.

SAM: There's so many brutes.

SAM: What?
ANT: He's in it.

GEORGE: I'll get the brutes.

I'm getting them.
Just stay up there. Stay up top.

SAM: Oh my gosh.
SAPNAP: I see him, he's over here.

SAM: Kill him. Nice.
SAPNAP: Where is my pic?

GEORGE: Oh my god. I almost just died.

SAPNAP: He has a crossbow. Be careful.
SAM: Oh my gosh. Be careful.

SAM: There's literally no way to get up.

I hate this bastion.

GEORGE: There's a ghast.
SAM: There's a ghast. Oh my gosh.

[intense music]

SAPNAP: I hit him low.

SAPNAP: I think he's gonna die.
ANT: He's dead.

SAPNAP: Die, die, die.
SAM: He's in the lava.

SAM: He's dead, we won.
GEORGE: Where is he?

ANT: What?
GEORGE: What?

GEORGE: How is he alive?
Does he have fire resistance?

ANT: How is he not dead?
SAPNAP: What?

SAM: Did he trade? See if he trade.
DREAM: Oh my god.

SAPNAP: What?
SAM: What?

GEORGE: Does he have fire resistance?

SAPNAP: How is he alive down there?

SAM: He has to have a fire res, right?

He has to.

DREAM: Oh my god. Yes!

SAPNAP: What?
GEORGE: Is he sneaking?

GEORGE: What's happening? Did he pearl?

DREAM: Holy…
SAPNAP: No, he's in the lava.

ANT: He's in the lava.
SAPNAP: He has fire res.

SAPNAP: I think he has fire res. Does he?
SAM: He has to have fire res.

SAPNAP: What do we do?
GEORGE: Where is he?

SAPNAP: He's literally just in the lava.

SAM: Why is he moving so fast?
GEORGE: I see his name.

GEORGE: He's running around.
SAM: He's down in the lava.

SAM: He's walking so fast.
GEORGE: Don't follow him.

SAPNAP: Do you see his name?

SAM: How is he…?

SAM: How is he not dying?
GEORGE: He dug down to the bottom.

GEORGE: I'm towering
across the lake right now.

SAM: I'm with you, Sapnap.
GEORGE: Wait, where are you guys?

GEORGE: Are you just at the bastion?
SAPNAP: Over here.

SAPNAP: Follow the compass.
SAM: We're following the compass.

SAPNAP: He's below us. Should we dig down?

SAM: Let's dig down. Staircase.

SAPNAP: Staircase.
SAM: So we don't fall in there.

ANT: Yeah, Bad.
SAPNAP: I see George.

BAD: I don't have anything tho.

ANT: Bad, I can give you a helmet
and I'll give them pants.

SAM: There's a tunnel here.
This has to be Dream.

SAM: This has to be Dream.
SAPNAP: Wait.

SAM: It's like a staircase.
It's a staircase.

SAPNAP: Wait, he's probably going up.

SAPNAP: Right?
SAM: It went into a dead end.

BAD: Yeah, it's going this way.

SAM: Yeah, it's a tunnel.
ANT: I see his name. Right here.

BAD: There, there.

SAM: Right behind you.

ANT: He's mining this way. This way.

BAD: Oh, crafting.
GEORGE: I'm still stuck in this bastion.

GEORGE: I don't know how to get out.
BAD: Just keep going.

ANT: Where did he go?

The compass is this way, so…

SAM: Use the compass.
ANT: Oh here.

BAD: It still says this way.
SAPNAP: I think he's right here.

ANT: He was up or down here.
I don't know where he went.

BAD: Oh there's gravel. Careful.
SAM: Be careful for the gravel.

SAM: Oh my gosh.
BAD: Oh my gosh.

ANT: We have to go, like, this way…

SAM: I gotta go above it.
SAPNAP: I have no clue where he went.

SAM: I'm digging the staircase.
Let's go above it.

ANT: Yeah, right this way.
BAD: He's turning.

SAM: I see his name. To the left.
Follow my staircase.

BAD: I'm with Ant.
SAPNAP: I'm following you.

SAM: Nice.
ANT: Go back. Where is he?

SAM: We gotta break out here.
BAD: He went up from here.

SAM: Oh here we go.
BAD: I'll follow you, Ant.

SAM: His name is literally right here.

SAPNAP: We're back at the bastion.

ANT: Is he here?

SAM: He's back at the bastion.
BAD: I don't know.

SAM: Me and Sapnap are right…

ANT: He's over there.

GEORGE: Where is Dream?

ANT: I don't know.
SAPNAP: He's at the bottom of the bastion.

SAPNAP: Oh god. I'm getting killed.

ANT: Bottom? He's like behind me.

BAD: Ant, he's literally that way.

SAM: Where'd you go, Sapnap?
DREAM: Oh my god.

SAPNAP: I went up.
BAD: George, come here.

ANT: We just found Sapnap.

BAD: We found Sapnap.
SAM: I see you guys. I'm right above you.

SAM: Where is he at?
ANT: He's like behind us now.

SAM: Watch for his name.
SAPNAP: Is he down here?

GEORGE: He's literally hiding
in the walls somewhere. He's hiding.

SAM: Somebody's eating behind me.

SAM: Is that one of you?
SAPNAP: That was me.

BAD: I ate something.
GEORGE: I think it was him.

ANT: This way.
SAPNAP: Guys, I think he literally left.

SAM: No way.
SAPNAP: Yes, he did. Look at the compass.

SAPNAP: Look at the compass.

SAPNAP: He's on the other side.
BAD: Yeah, the compass now says this way.

SAM: There's more brutes spawning.
BAD: Oh my gosh.

SAM: We gotta be very careful.

If you ran up on a brute,
you just gotta box yourself.

SAPNAP: I see him. He's out of there.

SAPNAP: This way.
ANT: He's right here.

DREAM: Oh my gosh.
BAD: Sorry, Ant.

SAPNAP: Oh no.
BAD: Careful.

SAPNAP: Dream, you want
your gold sword back?

DREAM: I actually don't want
my gold sword back.

I'm not gonna lie.

Just give me some space, please.

SAPNAP: Nah.

DREAM: I just need some space.
SAM: No, you good.

DREAM: I just need some space.
BAD: No.

DREAM: Oh yeah, wait.
I actually completely forgot.

One second. Let me just…

SAPNAP: Do what?

DREAM: Guys, this video
is sponsored by CashApp.

ALL: What?
DREAM: Let's go.

DREAM: Guys, CashApp is now available.
BAD: Are you serious?

DREAM: Listen, CashApp is now available.

Everyone above the age of 13
can now download CashApp.

SAPNAP: Is this guy doing an ad?

SAM: No way.
DREAM: I am. I'm doing an ad.

ALL: No way.
DREAM: While I'm running from you.

BAD: Are you serious?

DREAM: You can download it.
You can use the code

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You can download it
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SAPNAP: There's no way he's running away.

DREAM: I'm am. Catch me if you can.

SAM: No way.
DREAM: And, by the way,

you can send and receive money
to your friends, to your family.

You can actually order a debit card.

For free, first of all.

And you can custom design it if you want.

You can design it in the app.
You can control.

It's very cool.

SAM: Actually no way.
SAPNAP: What?

DREAM: If you want
more information, cash.app/13+

One second, I need to focus.

GEORGE: Oh my god.
DREAM: All right, there we go.

DREAM: And yeah…
GEORGE: How are we not catching him?

GEORGE: He's reading a script.

DREAM: If you're under the age of 18…
GEORGE: He's here!

BAD: Get him!

DREAM: Listen, guys,
if you're under the age of 18,

you can't use investing features.

But other than that, you can use CashApp.

DREAM: There you go.
GEORGE: Okay, cool. Die now.

SAM: Where did he go? What?

DREAM: I don't have that much food.
I kinda want food.

SAPNAP: Come get it from here.

GEORGE: I have some bread.
I have some bread for you.

SAM: Yeah, here, I'll give you some bread.

Oh my gosh the biome that it lead us to

is freaking soulsand valley.

ANT: Are you kidding me?
The second worst biome.

SAM: And it turns back into basal deltas.
GEORGE: I'm out of blocks.

BAD: And there's a ghast. This is great.

ANT: I hear the ghast.

GEORGE: I'm out of blocks.
Do we have more, Sapnap?

DREAM: I'm such an idiot.
SAPNAP: No, not a lot.

DREAM: Oh god.

SAPNAP: I don't even have a pic
to mine any more blocks.

ANT: Yeah, kill him. It's a little scary.

SAM: I can give you my stone pickax
when I catch up to you.

GEORGE: Wait, do you guys have
any wood from the other biome?

SAM: Uh, no.

GEORGE: We can you the blackstone.
SAPNAP: I have wood.

SAPNAP: I can make the blackstone pics.

ANT: Oh did you… Okay.
I thought you fell. I head fall damage.

SAM: Oh my gosh. I almost died.

That would've been terrifying.

Yeah, I blocked clutched it.

GEORGE: I don't know where he went.
ANT: Oh yeah.

ANT: He was not placing blocks.

DREAM: Uh, okay,
I feel a little better now.

SAM: Oh now. What?

ANT: What is this, dude?

SAM: I have never seen a nether like this.

Nice.

ANT: Did you guys want actually?
I have three of them here?

SAM: Yeah, I got one. I picked it up.

ANT: Sapnap, come take this.
I don't need three.

SAM: Honestly, that could be
really clutch.

SAM: In a bad moment.
ANT: Yeah.

SAM: Gonna put that in my ninth slot.

In case things get hairy.

DREAM: Styles?
GEORGE: Harry Potter?

DREAM: We both just…
SAPNAP: Yeah, really like…

DREAM: …thought of different people.
SAPNAP: …Sam's butthole.

ALL: What?

[laughter]

SAPNAP: Am I wrong?
GEORGE: He's probably not wrong.

SAM: I'm uncomfortable.

This is out of my comfort zone.

GEORGE: Alright, is he wrong or not?

[laughter]

GEORGE: Just gone.
SAM: He's moving.

ANT: Running a marathon right now.

SAM: Compass is this way.

This is literally
running simulator right now.

DREAM: Please.

GEORGE: Oh look what I found.

ANT: What is this?

GEORGE: Dream's been killing hoglins.
He's got a furnace that's cooking.

Pork chops, nice.
Thank you for the pork chops, Dream.

SAM: Nice.

ANT: Wait, I see him.
SAPNAP: I love pork chops.

ANT: Right here, under us.
SAPNAP: Where?

ANT: He's under us.
GEORGE: Did he went under?

ANT: Down here. He fall right here.
DREAM: Oh my…

SAM: There he is.
GEORGE: He was digging down.

GEORGE: He was digging down
and fell into the lava.

GEORGE: This way.
SAM: Nice.

SAPNAP: This way, this way.

GEORGE: I think he dag into the wall.
ANT: He's like looping around.

SAPNAP: Why is he always does that?
GEORGE: He's in the wall.

SAPNAP: That's so annoying.
BAD: Where is he going?

ANT: He's trying to go back…
GEORGE: [scream]

GEORGE: He's in there.
BAD: He's right in there.

ANT: Get him.
GEORGE: He's right here.

SAPNAP: Oh, Dream.

BAD: Dream.
ANT: Kill him.

GEORGE: He's like, "I'm gonna forever
dig in the wall

and no one's gonna ever know I was here."

[laughter]
SAM: Oh my gosh.

SAPNAP: Move.
BAD: No.

GEORGE: Get out of here.

GEORGE: He's gonna back.
SAPNAP: He's running this way.

BAD: Oh my gosh.
SAM: Go, go.

DREAM: Oh my gosh.

BAD: Cone on, we got him.
SAPNAP: Oh my goodness.

SAM: He knocked me off.

SAPNAP: Dream, you remember
this gold sword?

It's gonna be the end of you.

On the left. There he is.

SAPNAP: I see him.
ANT: Right here.

[intense music]

GEORGE: I'm gonna eat.
SAPNAP: He's going on the tree.

GEORGE: We need more blocks.
DREAM: Ugh.

SAM: We have to hit him.
SAPNAP: Ant.

ANT: Stupid pig is hitting me.

DREAM: We've been in the nether
since the first like 30 seconds.

Oh my gosh. Oh god.

SAPNAP: Crazy. Yeah, I don't think
Manhunt's ever been like this.

DREAM: No, obviously.
GEORGE: I've literally done one.

SAPNAP: Oh my gosh, I just got thrown
in the freaking lava.

ANT: There's a fortress.
He's in the fortress.

SAM: Eat, so you don't burn.
SAPNAP: He's in a furnace?

ANT: A fortress.
SAM: Oh my gosh, I fell in the hole.

GEORGE: He found a fortress?
ANT: Yeah, he found a fortress.

SAPNAP: Guys, come on.
SAM: Ant, you're literally on your own.

SAM: Sapnap's burning and I'm healing.
SAPNAP: Ant.

ANT: He just two shot me.
GEORGE: No.

SAPNAP: Get out.
SAM: Go, he's right there.

SAM: Get the rest of that loot.
BAD: Hurry, George.

SAM: Oh my gosh, he got me with that.

SAPNAP: Loot chest, bring me gold.

SAPNAP: Yes, there's gold in here.
DREAM: Oh my gosh.

SAPNAP: He's looting the blade.
GEORGE: I see him.

GEORGE: Bad, this way.
SAM: George, right here.

SAPNAP: I'm eating.
GEORGE: Let's go.

SAM: Okay.
BAD: We're on our way, guys.

SAPNAP: Let's go.
GEORGE: He got blaze rods.

BAD: Oh no.
SAPNAP: He's towering out.

BAD: Get him.

SAM: This blaze just spawned
and immediately started hitting me.

Oh my gosh, he has a crossbow.

SAM: I forgot.
SAPNAP: Watch out.

DREAM: Oh my gosh.
SAM: Oh my gosh.

BAD: Be careful.
SAM: I'm so low.

SAPNAP: He's jumping.
DREAM: Bye-bye.

BAD: He came down. He's down.
SAPNAP: Oh no.

SAPNAP: Sam is dead.
SAM: I'm dead.

BAD: Oh fudge.
SAPNAP: It's okay.

GEORGE: Oh my god.
SAPNAP: Where did he go?

BAD: Get the blaze.

SAPNAP: Where's the compass?
GEORGE: Where's all the stuff?

GEORGE: Where did he die?
SAPNAP: He died in the lava.

SAM: I died inside the lava.

SAM: It's all gone.
BAD: Oh no.

SAPNAP: This way.

GEORGE: Wait, where did Dream go?

SAPNAP: I think he went in the wall.
BAD: I don't know.

SAPNAP: Wait, that's you.
I thought you were him. What?

GEORGE: Oh my god, I almost just died.
SAPNAP: Wait, where did he go?

SAPNAP: Did he get all the blazes?
He's leaving? There's no way, right?

GEORGE: No, there's no way.

Right? There's no way
he has enough, right?

GEORGE: He was in there for ten seconds.
SAPNAP: I don't know.

SAPNAP: He left. We're in the fortress

and the compass
is still pointing the other way.

GEORGE: Go up.

GEORGE: Wait, we were just here before.
SAPNAP: He must've gone this way, George.

SAPNAP: I don't understand where he went.

GEORGE: You're going in the wrong way.
SAPNAP: I don't think.

SAPNAP: Lead the way,
I don't know where I'm going.

GEORGE: I don't know how to get out.
How did we get in here?

GEORGE: I don't even know the way.
SAPNAP: I know the way out, follow me.

SAPNAP: I know the way out.
He just wants you, he'd take us.

GEORGE: What? Lead us wants you take us?

Wha…?

SAPNAP: Ones I take…
GEORGE: Is the like a riddle or something?

GEORGE: What are you talking about?

Where do we go? Where do we go?

There's no way.

How did he get over here so quickly?

SAPNAP: I don't know.

DREAM: Bye.

Oh yeah, I really needed food.

I had no food. I literally had
no food when I killed Ant.

And I got all his bread.

SAPNAP: Of course.
ANT: You're welcome.

DREAM: Thank you. It was tasty, actually.
I liked your bread.

SAPNAP: Antfrost's cook is really good.
GEORGE: His buns?

ANT: So true.
DREAM: I liked his buns. They were really…

SAPNAP: Nice soft buns.

Mmm.

[slurp]

SAM: What was that?
ANT: What?

SAPNAP: Dream is trading. Jesus.

ANT: I don't even know
where I am right now actually.

SAM: Honestly, I don't know
if I can find my way out of here.

SAPNAP: Come on.

SAM: Oh there's a spawner above my head.
BAD: I wanna kill that.

SAM: Cave spider spawner above my head.

GEORGE: I wanna get food.
SAPNAP: Let's just wait here.

GEORGE: I'm farming so much food.
DREAM: My guy is getting killed. No. Stop.

SAM: Me and Ant are actually
going crazy right now.

We're gonna have so much good stuff.

GEORGE: I've already got
infinitely good stuff.

It's crazy.

BAD: I've got your pic.

BAD: A stone pic.
GEORGE: Okay.

DREAM: Stop shooting me,
you stupid little ghast.

What's wrong with you?

What are you doing?

DREAM: My items!
BAD: Muffuning.

DREAM: Stop!
GEORGE: Leave me be.

DREAM: Did it just blow up all my gold?

SAM: I wish it had.
Keep going, ghast. Keep going.

DREAM: This is like… It's like… What?

It's shooting from in the lava.

I can't even see the ghast.

Are you stupid?

What?

DREAM: Oh my god.
SAM: I'm not.

SAM: Thank you very much.

If you instantly kill me…

Are you stupid?

DREAM: What?
GEORGE: Dream is stupid, yeah.

DREAM: I hate every ghast.

SAM: What about the one ghast?

DREAM: Okay, I love that ghast.

SAM: Bad literally
just smelted his first iron ingot.

Okay, good job checking that.

I almost just fell to my death.

BAD: Just double, triple checking.

GEORGE: No!

DREAM: Wait, what…
what best friend did you get?

BAD: He just got a friend of a horse.

And Sapnap lit it on fire.

And it died.

[laughter]

ANT: I need food.
GEORGE: Best friends.

GEORGE: We killing them.
SAPNAP: You're killing us.

BAD: Stop being muffins.

[intense music]

GEORGE: Bad, behind you.

BAD: What?
GEORGE: Dream is here.

SAM: Oh my gosh. We're on our way.
BAD: Help!

GEORGE: He dropped his ax.
SAPNAP: Kill him!

GEORGE: I got his ax.
DREAM: Oh my god.

DREAM: What's with me and dropping things?

GEORGE: This is the second time
he's dropped his weapon.

I have his ax.

SAPNAP: He's dropping everything.
GEORGE: It's upgraded. I'm gonna use it.

GEORGE: I'm using his ax.

ANT: Sam, I need food. Do you have any?

SAPNAP: No!
SAM: Yes, here.

GEORGE: I almost fell in.
DREAM: What?

GEORGE: Dream, behind you.
BAD: Go, go, go.

GEORGE: Dream, look at me.

DREAM: Oh my god.
GEORGE: Dream, behind you. Look.

SAPNAP: Dream, seriously.
He's actually behind you.

GEORGE: I have your ax. Dream, look.

Look. I'm gonna put it through your teeth.

SAPNAP: He pearled.
GEORGE: He threw a pearl.

BAD: He threw a thing.

SAPNAP: Little does Dream know
I have a pearl as well.

GEORGE: Wait, he's wasting his pearls.

SAM: I see that.

SAM: Bad, you got diamond sword. What?
BAD: Guys, come on.

GEORGE: What? He just
switched target to me.

DREAM: Oh, you thought
I didn't have another ax, didn't you?

[laughter]

GEORGE: He's got fire resistance.
Wait, what?

GEORGE: I don't have blocks.
SAPNAP: Kill him.

SAM: I'm going around the ravine.
BAD&ANT: Go around.

BAD: Cut him off.

SAPNAP: I memed Dream.
He thought he had me, but I had him.

DREAM: I had you and then you had me.
It was, like, a double meme.

SAPNAP: We had each other.

ANT: Where am I getting shot from?
BAD: Come on, guys, you got it.

DREAM: What are you doing?
GEORGE: I tried to catch you on fire.

SAPNAP: He literally has fire res.

SAM: Oh my. It's just creeper.

SAPNAP: He's like to the…
what's this called? A sand temple?

SAM: He's going for the temple.
GEORGE: He at a temple.

ANT: I need to craft something.
SAPNAP: I don't have a pic.

SAPNAP: I don't have a pic.
GEORGE: How?

BAD: Here, make one.
SAM: I have one.

SAM: Oh, he went down.

BAD: Fudge.

BAD: It's spiders.
GEORGE: He's getting underneath.

BAD: Where?
SAM: Right here.

ANT: Where is he?
SAM: I see him.

SAM: Oh my gosh.

BAD: Wait, be careful.
SAM: He's right below me.

GEORGE: There's TNT. Be careful.
SAM: Nice.

SAM: I'll keep doing this.

ANT: I have you pickax.
SAM: Nice.

SAM: Bro, what?
ANT: It's just stone.

SAM: It's just stone.
ANT: Where did he go?

GEORGE: Where is he?

ANT: I don't know. He was…
SAM: What?

SAM: It literally went from netherack
to smooth stone, and he's not here.

ANT: He must be in the wall. Go through.

ANT: Follow the compass. Go in the wall.
SAM: Yeah, go.

SAM: Wait, how is it
smooth stone tho. What?

ANT: I don't know.
GEORGE: Where did he go?

SAM: What?
DREAM: My gosh.

ANT: Where did he go?
ANT: I don't know where he went.

ANT: I don't understand.
SAM: Where did he go?

GEORGE: I'm so confused.
How did we lose him?

Where is Dream?

DREAM: Dream.

[laughter]

SAPNAP: Dream.
GEORGE: Dream, where are you?

BAD: It's back. He's down, below here.

SAM: Actually where did you go? How did…?

How did you perform
this maneuver that you've done?

ANT: I don't understand.
BAD: I can't tell if he's moving or not.

SAM: No, I am so confused.

How did he get away from us in the cave?

GEORGE: He is, um…
BAD: No way.

GEORGE: Wait, he is still this way.

SAPNAP: Where'd he go?
GEORGE: He's right underneath me.

GEORGE: He's right underneath me.
BAD: How?

BAD: How did he move that much?
GEORGE: How is he traveling so quick?

GEORGE: He's under here.
Someone dig. Just dig.

GEORGE: He's right underneath here.
SAPNAP: What is he doing down there?

SAM: Take a staircase.
We don't wanna waste all the pickaxes.

Could he be going to the stronghold?

Are we sure he can't be
going to the stronghold here?

ANT: No, he's right under us.

Unless he's gonna mine
his way to the stronghold.

ANT: It's not gonna be next to spawn here.

SAM: So the stronghold can't be here?
Then we're fine.

We can just stay above
and track him with compass.

And then if he gets
stronghold achievement,

we'll just go dig down to where he's at.

SAM: No one touch this.

SAPNAP: I touched it.

SAM: No, just don't touch it.

SAPNAP: Look, I touched it again.
SAM: Don't right click it.

SAM: I don't care if you left click it.
SAPNAP: I right clicked it.

SAPNAP: I'm in it.
SAM: Oh my gosh. Don't interact…

SAM: Oh my gosh, you idiot.
BAD: He did it.

SAPNAP: I interacted with it.
DREAM: Wait, what?

GEORGE: Sapnap, you're an idiot.
SAM: You idiot.

GEORGE: You're actually an idiot.
SAM: You're actually so dumb.

DREAM: Wait, you're brewing potions?

SAM: Why would you…?
GEORGE: Why did you do that?

BAD: We're not brewing potions.
SAM: We're not.

BAD: The goods.
SAPNAP: Do it.

BAD: The delicious muffins.

GEORGE: What?
DREAM: Wait, what?

DREAM: He was skewered?
BAD: George!

GEORGE: Why did you do that?

That's it. I'm doing a backflip.
I'm going to do a backflip.

DREAM: What?

GEORGE: Guys, I'm doing a backflip.
You can't stop me.

[burp]

GEORGE: Get wrecked, idiots.

BAD: Dream is still beneath us.
GEORGE: Let's go.

SAM: Why is everyone burping?

BAD: Unlike you, muffinheads…
GEORGE: Yeah!

BAD: …I'm keeping an eye on him.
ANT: I'm watching, Bad.

GEORGE: I'm back!
SAPNAP: Yeah.

GEORGE: It's important. Come here.

SAM: Oh my gosh. Stop.
GEORGE: Come here. It's important, Sapnap.

[burp]

BAD: I'm so confused.
[burp]

GEORGE: Sapnap, come here.
SAM: This is like corralling chickens.

SAM: This is ridiculous.
GEORGE: Sapnap, come here.

GEORGE: Dream, look up. Unsneack, Dream.

DREAM: What do you mean?
GEORGE: Unsneack.

DREAM: I'm not. Your compass is bugged.

GEORGE: It's not bugged.
I coded this compass.

Why would there be a bug?

[laughter]

BAD: Guys, Dream is being really quiet.

DREAM: I am being really quiet.

BAD: Why are you being so quiet?
SAM: Everyone, shut up.

GEORGE: Dream is hacking.

GEORGE: Again.
BAD: Guys, whenever he's quiet,

BAD: it means he's trying
to sneak up on us.

GEORGE: Dream's cheating again.
SAPNAP: George, stop.

DREAM: What is wrong with you?

GEORGE: Wait, Sapnap, check this out.
SAPNAP: No.

GEORGE: I'm gonna facetime you.

SAPNAP: I'm not checking
whatever you're gonna show me.

GEORGE: Sapnap, look I'm facetiming you.
SAPNAP: I'm not checking it out. No.

GEORGE: Sapnap, look, pick up your phone.
SAM: You're literally on your phone?

GEORGE: Sapnap, look.

Look at that.

DREAM: What are you doing?
I could not hear you.

SAM: What is wrong with you two?
DREAM: What is happening?

SAPNAP: What?
GEORGE: Sapnap, come over here.

GEORGE: Come stand on this cactus
with me and see who last longer.

SAPNAP: I always last longer.

DREAM: You guys have never ever
been like this in a Manhunt ever.

SAPNAP: Yeah, guess what?
GEORGE: Guess what?

GEORGE: Now we are.
SAPNAP: Oh, Dream.

SAPNAP: The hunters are here.

GEORGE: Dream.
BAD: Oh, Dream. Where are you?

SAPNAP: The hunters are here.
ANT: Dream.

SAPNAP: Dream.
GEORGE: This is getting out of hand.

SAPNAP: You've been in this cave
for far too long. You're stinky.

GEORGE: You've been there all night long.
SAPNAP: You're going crazy.

GEORGE: Come talk to us, Dream.
BAD: Come on.

SAPNAP: Please, Dream.
GEORGE: We just wanna talk.

BAD: Just hanging out…

BAD: Let's go.
GEORGE: Yeah.

BAD: Wait, what?
ANT: I see him.

SAPNAP: We win!
GEORGE: Wait, what?

GEORGE: Did we get him or not?
SAM: He pearled.

SAM: He pearled. Get in here.

GEORGE: Dig down!
SAM: Where are you?

SAM: He's literally in here.
DREAM: Oh my god.

GEORGE: Guys, where are you?
BAD: Come on.

SAM: Where are you? Get in here.

BAD: We're here.
ANT: Where is it?

SAM: On your right, George.
Be careful. Don't fall in the void.

SAM: Block it off.
BAD: Okay.

SAM: Where did he go?
BAD: I don't know, I'm looking.

SAM: He had to go down this tunnel.
He was down there setting something up.

SAM: Watch another TNT.
GEORGE: I'm stuck inside of bedrock.

GEORGE: I don't know where to go.

SAM: Right here, George.
SAPNAP: Mine around.

SAM: Just go. That way.
GEORGE: How did he escape?

BAD: Which direction?
SAM: I don't know.

SAM: He fell in the void and he pearled.
GEORGE: He pearled out of the hole?

SAM: He pearled out of the void.

SAM: I saw his name. He's this way.
BAD: Guys, help.

SAM: This way.
ANT: Where?

BAD: I'm low health.
SAM: Just follow me.

ANT: What?
BAD: That's not me.

SAM: This way.
ANT: What?

GEORGE: What? Did he say down?
BAD: No, I didn't say that.

SAPNAP: Wait, what?
GEORGE: He's digging down.

SAPNAP: Wait, I see him. He's right here.
SAM: Where?

ALL: Where?

GEORGE: Stop hitting soundboards of us.
That's not me.

BAD: That's not me.
BAD: Guys, help.

SAM: Who's playing soundboards?

BAD: It's a soundboard.
GEORGE: Stop.

[soundboard]

SAM: What direction is here?

SAPNAP: What is that?
BAD: That is the soundboard.

SAPNAP: What?
GEORGE: Wait, guys, shut up.

BAD: Someone's playing a soundboard.

GEORGE: How do we get out?
BAD: Guys, stop, listen.

BAD: I think he's beneath us.
BAD: No, that's not me.

SAPNAP: What?
BAD: I didn't say that.

SAM: What are you talking about? Shut up.
ANT: I see him.

BAD: Stop.
GEORGE: Wait.

BAD: Whoever's doing that. Stop.
GEORGE: He's digging down.

GEORGE: That's not me.
SAPNAP: Bye, Dream.

SAPNAP: Help.
BAD: Wait, where is he?

SAPNAP: He's mining down.

BAD: Oh my goodness.
SAM: What do you mean?

GEORGE: Stop.
DREAM: Bye, idiots.

[soundboard]

GEORGE: Stop playing the soundboards.
SAPNAP: Stop.

BAD: Who is playing that?

SAPNAP: Stop.
BAD: Okay, that is not funny.

SAPNAP: Please, stop.
DREAM: It is pretty funny to be fair.

BAD: Is anyone has eyes on him?

SAPNAP: Guys, just mine up.
He's probably so far gone.

BAD: Okay.
ANT: Go.

DREAM: No, guys. He's below.

SAPNAP: That's about in fortress.

SAM: Honestly he's probably
to the fortress.

GEORGE: That is the dumbest tactic.

GEORGE: That's like almost not even fair.
BAD: So dumb.

SAM: That is so dumb.

GEORGE: We gotta communicate
to each other.

SAM: Use a code word
when you're talking now.

DREAM: You guys, it took you so long
to even realize what was happening.

Oh god, I just messed up.

BAD: Sam, what happened?
SAPNAP: Yes, die.

SAM: What do you mean what happened?

He was walking. George was right.

He made a hole in a bedrock
to try and trap us I guess.

And then he walked by, I was invis.

I punched him in a face.
He fell in a hole.

And then he ender pearled out of it.

BAD: Oh my gosh.
SAM: I'm at y:-7 still.

GEORGE: Where did we come from?

BAD: Oh my goodness.
ANT: We came from this way.

DREAM: Bye! Bye, idiots.

SAM: Oh my gosh.
BAD: How did he get up so fast?

SAM: What do you mean?
SAPNAP: I have no idea.

SAM: He had 10 seconds head start.
DREAM: Bye, Dream.

GEORGE: I died.

BAD: Literally.
SAM: You just died?

SAM: Someone get his stuff.
GEORGE: Dream is literally here.

GEORGE: He's literally here. Wha…?

BAD: Wait, seriously?
GEORGE: Guys, he's on the surface.

SAM: He's on our the bed?
GEORGE: He's right here.

SAM: Oh my gosh.
GEORGE: No.

SAM: What's the Y level of the surface?
GEORGE: He's running to the stronghold.

DREAM: Bye, George.
BAD: Just punch him.

GEORGE: Dream, stop. Dream.

DREAM: Why are you after me?

GEORGE: He's right here.

DREAM: That's fine, chase me.
That's perfectly fine.

GEORGE: I'm gonna chase him.
I'm keeping up with him.

BAD: Okay, stay with him.

GEORGE: He's like the Kardashians.
I'm keeping up with him.

He's gonna kill me.
Stop, Dream, stop. I can be your pet.

GEORGE: Just st…
ALL: What?

BAD: What was that?
SAM: Oh my gosh.

GEORGE: Dream, stop.

DREAM: You thought
I didn't see you, did you?

GEORGE: Oh my god.
BAD: George, you need to hide.

GEORGE: What do you mean hide?
DREAM: You need to hide, George.

GEORGE: I'm not hiding.
DREAM: What are you doing?

GEORGE: What am I gonna hide for?

DREAM: I don't know.
Bad's the one who said it.

GEORGE: Well, Bad's an idiot.

ANT:If you didn't go to Minecraft academy,
you can't hit an MLG water.

SAM: That's what I'm saying.
SAPNAP: Can you do this?

ANT: Actually.

SAM: Yes, I can do that.
Literally everyone can do that.

SAPNAP: Alright, that's why I'm better
than you at every aspect in Minecraft.

SAPNAP: Besides red stone.
SAM: Okay, let's build red stone.

SAM: And trap shoots.
Who just win it?

SAPNAP: I literally just said
besides red stone. I memed you.

ANT: He has to clarify
that one really quick.

SAM: He had to clarify.
DREAM: As he said he was like, "Wait…"

SAM: He had to put
an amendment on that real fast.

How is he so far ahead of us?

GEORGE: How did I overtake you guys?
ANT: Is he pearling?

BAD: It took us forever
to get out of the thing.

GEORGE: Wait, there's fire here.
It's almost like…

SAM: I see him.
GEORGE: Dream.

GEORGE: It's almost like
he's been killing some food.

Oh, look.
He's trying to find the stronghold.

GEORGE: Let's kill him right now.
SAPNAP: I'm down.

GEORGE: Boom.
SAM: Oh my gosh, George.

SAPNAP: If I shot this shot on Dream,
I'm the best Minecraft player ever.

SAM: Water bucket for you, George.

DREAM: He missed. He literally missed.

ANT: Come here, Dream.

[intense music]

GEORGE: He's coming across.

ANT: I'm so close.
SAM: I can almost boost you, Ant.

SAM: Boost me, George.
GEORGE: I can't, you're too far away.

ANT: He's pearling.

SAPNAP: Oh my god.
SAM: Nice, Ant.

SAM: Oh my gosh, he pearled.

ANT: This way, follow me.
BAD: Where did he go?

SAM: It went like front left.
ANT: Yeah, front left.

ANT: I see him.

SAM: The pearl… it turned right.
The eye turned right.

SAPNAP: Grab it.
ANT: Grab it.

SAM: Oh my gosh, where did it go?
ANT: I got it.

SAM: Okay, nice.

ANT: The eyes.
SAPNAP: Eye, eye, eye.

SAM: It's literally right above us.

ANT: I got… Wait, no, he got it. What?

SAM: How did he get that? What?

GEORGE: I see him.

ANT: He just, like, snatched it.

SAM: Oh my gosh, this hill is so annoying.

ANT: This hill is destroying me.
BAD: Stay on him.

SAM: I hear an angry dog.

GEORGE: Oh, I hit you.

GEORGE: They're gonna be mad at you.
SAM: You hit me? I'm killing this dog.

SAM: I'm murdering this dog.
GEORGE: No.

ANT: He's healing up.

SAM: He threw another eye.

ANT: Grab.
BAD: Where?

SAM: Oh my gosh.

GEORGE: I fell.

[music]

SAPNAP: Going in the cave.
I'm right behind him.

BAD: Go!
GEORGE: I missed the water.

SAPNAP: I missed my shot.

BAD: Nice. Where is he?

GEORGE: I'm dying to the skeleton.
SAPNAP: He's in this gravel.

SAPNAP: Where is my pic? Here it is.
He's going down.

BAD: Okay. Oh, sorry.
SAM: Is stronghold here?

SAPNAP: He's right there.
BAD: Where?

GEORGE: Wait, where is he?
SAPNAP: Right here. Down here.

SAPNAP: On this like… What block is this?

BAD: He's blocking it in.
SAM: Oh my gosh.

GEORGE: Hey guys.
SAM: We gotta go down.

SAM: Pick up the water.

SAM: Pick it up.
BAD: It's draining.

SAM: We cannot dig.

SAM: Pick up the water.
BAD: There we go.

GEORGE: Get in.
SAPNAP: Kill the dog.

ANT: Get down.
BAD: Guys, we need to stop stacking.

GEORGE: Dog down.
SAPNAP: There's obsidian.

GEORGE: Oh my god, guys
come on, hurry up.

BAD: There we go.

DREAM: Oh my god.
BAD: Oh my goodness.

ANT: You're blocking me, stop.
BAD: Just go straight down.

SAM: We are.
GEORGE: Dig, dig, dig.

SAM: Nice, there's a cave.
SAPNAP: This way.

BAD: Come down the hole, George.
SAPNAP: This way.

SAM: I'm going this way.

ANT: I'm making path through.
GEORGE: I don't know which way to go.

BAD: This way.
SAPNAP: Of course.

GEORGE: He's gotta be under.

SAPNAP: Oh my god.
SAM: Oh my god, I'm on my way.

GEORGE: He's in the stronghold.
SAPNAP: He's in the stronghold.

ANT: Go.
SAPNAP: We need to go now.

SAPNAP: I'm in.
SAM: Nice.

GEORGE: I don't know how to get to it.
BAD: This way, George.

SAPNAP: I don't know.
Just figure it out, dude.

SAM: Just search for the portal room.
GEORGE: I'm following you, Bad.

BAD: Okay.
ANT: Go fast.

BAD: Yeah, it's down here.

BAD: This is where they went.
GEORGE: How do you know?

BAD: This is where they went.

See, their names right there.

ANT: Oh, he's right here.
SAPNAP: He's right here.

BAD: He's literally right here.

GEORGE: Get him!

SAM: Where is it?
BAD: He's pearling mid.

GEORGE: He's coming through.
SAPNAP: Wait, wait.

SAPNAP: Don't jump in.

BAD: Why?
SAPNAP: Set bed.

BAD: Your dog's attacking me.
GEORGE: Put the bed down.

GEORGE: Put the bed down quick.
SAPNAP: Kill the dog.

BAD: Right click.
GEORGE: Put the bed down.

SAPNAP: Kill the stupid dog.
SAM: Put it down.

SAM: Go, go, go.

GEORGE: Ready?
SAPNAP: Are we ready? Eat.

SAM: Yes, yes, yes.
BAD: Okay, okay, okay.

BAD: Now?
ANT: Just go.

SAM: Go, go, go.
BAD: Go, go, go.

GEORGE: He's gone.
BAD: Mine.

DREAM: Oh my gosh.

BAD: Keep going.

SAM: It's slower
whenever you're in the water.

GEORGE: Come on, just dig faster.
BAD: I got it.

BAD: I'm going up.
SAPNAP: You need to do that this ASAP.

ANT: Yeah.
SAM: We need to do that immediately.

SAPNAP: We're out.

BAD: Go, go, go.
SAPNAP: Go, go, go.

SAPNAP: Go, Ant, now.
GEORGE: Where is he?

ANT: Where is he?
SAM: Just find one.

BAD: Hurry!
SAM: Just find one.

GEORGE: Here, check this out.
BAD: Distract him.

SAM: Here, Ant, this one.
ANT: Where?

SAM: Over here.
ANT: I see one.

GEORGE: I see him.

SAM: We're gonna push him.

GEORGE: Hello, Dream.

DREAM: Oh my god.

SAM: Go, Ant, go.
SAPNAP: Ant, please.

GEORGE: He's towering up the pillar.

BAD: Go, go, go.
GEORGE: He's towering up the pillar.

SAPNAP: Another shot to save the day.

GEORGE: I dropped you more arrows.
SAPNAP: Nice.

ANT: Good job, Sam.
GEORGE: Just keep shooting him.

GEORGE: Take them. Take the arrows.

GEORGE: I'm dropping them on you.
SAPNAP: Antfrost, do it, quickly.

SAM: I hit him three times.
He's gotta be low.

GEORGE: Oh my god.
BAD: Okay, Ant, stop.

SAM: I hit him four times.
BAD: Just stall for Ant.

DREAM: What do you mean stall for Ant?

ANT: Okay, water over here.

GEORGE: Oh god.

BAD: George, careful.

GEORGE: He missed.
BAD: George, block.

GEORGE: No.
DREAM: Oh, I didn't miss that one.

GEORGE: Get my stuff, quick!

BAD: I'll defend it. Get back.

GEORGE: I'm coming.
BAD: I got him. I'll keep him back.

BAD: How did I miss him?

BAD: Stop!
SAM: Oh my gosh.

ANT: Grab the arrow. We're good.

BAD: Oh fudge.
GEORGE: You got it?

SAPNAP: Grab his stuff. I got it.
BAD: I don't have an ax.

SAPNAP: I got his stuff.
BAD: George, hurry.

GEORGE: I'm coming.
BAD: That's it, we got it all.

SAPNAP: Come here, George.

GEORGE: I'm up.
GEORGE: Oh god.

DREAM: There's no way you covered
the entire thing with obsidian.

ANT: Oh my god.

ANT: It almost just killed me.
SAM: Oh my gosh.

GEORGE: What are you doing
down there, Dream?

SAM: He's chasing you.

ANT: Dragon, like, launched me.

SAM: Just stand our ground here.
It doesn't matter.

He has to come up here
and break this crystal.

He has to break this obsidian. We're fine.

DREAM: Wait, what?
GEORGE: We just stand here.

GEORGE: He's up there.
BAD: Dream. There he is.

DREAM: There's no way.
SAM: Turn around.

DREAM: Are you serious?
ANT: Hi, Dream.

BAD: Look at him.

BAD: Look, Dream.
SAM: The dragon!

GEORGE: He just got me.
The dragon just killed me.

ANT: George!
SAM: I MLGed it.

SAM: Come on, pour me some water.
ANT: Here.

DREAM: How much obs… There's no way.
Like, how did you get…? What?

DREAM: I an beyond confused.
SAM: Pour me water.

BAD: I did it. The front.

ANT: Look out!

DREAM: Is the whole thing…?
The hole thing is covered. What?

BAD: There you go.
DREAM: How?

DREAM: What? When did you have the time?

Did I go on a vacation
or something that I forgot about?

What? When did you get all the obsidian?

DREAM: What?
SAM: Yeah.

DREAM: There's actually a crystal.
BAD: I don't know. Where did you fall?

SAM: Here.
GEORGE: Let me up.

SAPNAP: TNT.

BAD: Oh my goodness.
SAM: It did knock me off.

SAM: He's shooting at me.

BAD: He's here.
ANT: Where is he?

BAD: Oh my goodness.
How did that not hit it?

SAM: How did I die? What?

I placed water on my screen.

BAD: Are you…

SAM: I'm coming back for my stuff.
GEORGE: Guys.

BAD: No!

Are you flipping kidding me?

SAPNAP: Protect the crystal.

DREAM: Oh my gosh.
BAD: I'm getting my stuff.

SAM: Just get there and knock him off.

DREAM: Forty-one seconds.
That's ridiculous.

BAD: Thank you.

GEORGE: I gave you your stuff.
SAM: I'm swimming up.

BAD: Thank you, thank you.
DREAM: Come on. Please, please, please.

SAM: Don't let him.
DREAM: Please.

SAM: What is this?
DREAM: Please, please.

GEORGE: Get up, guys.
DREAM: Please, please.

DREAM: Please, please, please.
SAPNAP: No!

DREAM: No!

DREAM: You muffin!

SAPNAP: I died.

BAD: Sapnap's died.
SAPNAP: What's wrong with me?

BAD: Get him, George. You got him.
SAM: He did not get in.

BAD: He's looking at you, George.

SAM: He's shooting at you.

[intense music]

SAM: Oh, come on.
SAPNAP: Guys, defend the crystal.

BAD: I'm falling. I don't have water.

SAM: Where is he?
DREAM: Get to me.

DREAM: Come on, get to me.
BAD: Where is he?

SAM: Where is he at?

Oh, I see him. I can barely see
the corner of his hitbox.

BAD: Where?
ANT: What did I just get hit by?

SAM: He's like…
He put himself in obsidian.

GEORGE: We can't get in.
SAPNAP: Are you serious?

GEORGE: I don't have a pickax.

DREAM: Good luck! Please, come on.

SAM: It's gonna take me
the same amount of time.

SAM: I have efficiency.
GEORGE: We're done.

SAM: We can stop him, George.
I have efficiency, he doesn't.

I have efficiency I.

BAD: I can't get back up.

GEORGE: It's actually gonna break.
DREAM: Wait.

SAM: I think it's faster than his.

Oh my gosh.

Just get ready to jump
in there and stop him.

He's literally right there.

SAM: He's unshifting.
GEORGE: I see his arm through the wall.

SAM: Oh my gosh.

BAD: Oh my gosh.
SAM: Get ready, George.

GEORGE: I'm spam hitting him.

DREAM: Bye! Bye!

DREAM: Yeah!
SAM: No way.

DREAM: Wait, crystal broke from the TNT.
GEORGE: He's pearling away.

DREAM: I just wasted so much time.
SAPNAP: No.

SAM: No, what?
GEORGE: Wait.

GEORGE: The dragon isn't even healing.

BAD: He's right here.
GEORGE: The dragon is dying.

GEORGE: The dragon is dying.
BAD: Guys, he's literally right here.

BAD: Get him.
ANT: Where?

SAM: I broke his shield.

There's three endermen
trying to murder me.

There's literally three endermen
trying to murder me.

GEORGE: He's killing the dragon.

BAD: Come on! Go!
ANT: He's killing it.

SAM: Oh my gosh.
I have to kill these endermen.

I have to kill these endermen, sorry.

BAD: Okay, we get him away. That's good.

GEORGE: Sapnap, come here.
BAD: Guys, I have obsidian.

BAD: I have obsidian.

ANT: He's over here.
DREAM: Oh my gosh.

SAM: Oh my gosh. This stupid enderman.

SAM: Did you get your stuff, Bad?
BAD: Yeah.

SAM: Nice.

DREAM: Oh my god.
GEORGE: Come on.

SAM: This stupid enderman won't die.

SAPNAP: Bad, you can't die.
BAD: Get him.

GEORGE: Protect the dragon.

GEORGE: I'm staying towards the middle.
BAD: We can kill him.

ANT: Stay on him.

DREAM: Bad.
BAD: Stay away from me.

BAD: Guys, I have obsidian. Help.

SAPNAP: Bad.
SAM: I'm behind you, Bad.

SAM: Don't die.
ANT: Bad!

DREAM: What?
ALL: Yes!

DREAM: What?
BAD: Let's go!

DREAM: What?
ALL: Let's go!

ALL: Yes!

GEORGE: Oh my god.
ANT: Oh my god.

BAD: Oh me god.
SAM: Oh my gosh.

BAD: Let's flipping go!

GEORGE: Oh my god.
SAPNAP: Yes!