Mind Your Language (1977–1986): Season 2, Episode 1 - All Present If Not Correct - full transcript
At the start of a new school year, Mr. Brown has two new students... as well as ten old ones who did not pass their exam.
Good evening Sidney
Good evening Miss Courtney, just
giving your door a bit of a touch up
Had a nice holiday?
I spent seven days in sunny Spain
- Pardon?
- Sunny Spain
- That sounds nice
- It rained
Oh, I am sorry! Still I expect you enjoyed
all those exotic Spanish dishes
- I got food poisoning
- Oh sorry
Did it rain every day?
Oh no! When I got
food poisoning the sun came out
When I got better, it went back in
Apart from the day before we
left. That was absolutely glorious
- Well at least you had one
good day - I got sunburnt
What a pity!
- Hello Sid
- Mr. Brown, welcome back
- Ta, is she in?
- I've creamed out your bin
- No, is she in?
- Yeah, but she's in a shocking temper
- I'll see her later then
- Glad to be back?
Yeah, I shall miss my old class
But I shall enjoy the challenge of
starting again with fresh minds
I wonder how many different nationalities
I'll have to deal with this term?
Good evening
Pleased to meet you
Thank you
Do you speak English?
- Hungry?
- Igen
You want something to eat?
- Hungry
- Hungary
I'll put you in my register
What is your name?
Your name
- Zoltan Szabo
- Zoltan Szabo
This is yes
This is no
Yes... No
Good
I am Mr. Brown, your teacher
I hope that was complimentary
Never mind
Do you know any English?
Yes
- Gud sev de kwin
- God Save the Queen
More? Some more English?
- Pliz, thank you
- Good
- Shtones - Shtones?
- Rolling Stones?
- Yes
Good evening Mr. Brown
I am most happy to
be seeing you again
Anna, Ranjeet! What
are you doing here?
We failed our exam but we are
coming back for more lessons
That is correct!
Like Roberty Bruce say
If at first you are not
succeeding, try, try
Again!
If at first you are not succeeding...
Never mind
Were you not expecting us?
No, the authorities don't notify the
individual teachers of the results
And as usual Miss Courtney has
kept me in the dark
She took the lights out?
No, she never told me!
This is Zoltan, Ranjeet
Delighted to be making
your acquaintance
What a nice man! He
is giving me a present
He wants you to read out
something from his phrase book
A thousand apologies
Waiter my soup is cold
Pleased to meet you
Thank you
Good and this is Anna
How do you do?
Yes, Thank you
Would you both like to sit down
This time I sit at front, then
I can be learning quicker
I will be sitting in my
accustomed place
Well, I was hoping that I had
a hundred percent pass record
But still, two failures
out of ten isn't bad
Good evening master
Four failures out of ten
Jamila, you failed
Sorry Master
But maybe next time
I shall be winning
I'm sure you mean winning
- And you, Taro
- Ah so
Loss of face
Not goodo for Japanese
First, considered Hara-kiri
Then decide to como
backo for more lessons
But if no pass next time
Just make sure you don't do
it on the classroom floor
Well, as you can see you re not alone
This is Zoltan
Jamila, and Taro
- Pleased to meet you
- Good evening
Jamila, you want your place back?
No, I sit at backside with Taro
No Jamila! You will sit at the back
Backside is what you sit on
No master, what I sit on is chair
Yes, I can see why you failed
Buenas noches everybody
Juan! Don't tell me you failed
It's all right! I not tell you
- You don't need to tell me!
I know - You plenty smart
That's more than I can say for you
- Por favor?
- Never mind
This is Zoltan! This is Juan
How you do?
Is for me?
He's really saying he's
pleased to meet you
He doesn't speak English
It's all right! I teach him
That would be like the
blind leading the blind
Blind
He not see!
- You feel
- Juan he's not blind
I was just using a...
never mind! Sit down
Ok! I sit here
- Good afton
- Good evening
- I here come to English learn
- I come here to learn English
We together sit
No, we can't do that
What is matter? There is
wrong something with me?
There is wrong nothing with you
- I very much like you
- I am your teacher
Teacher? You are too
young to be teacher
Thank you
- Is that your name?
- Yes
- Ingrid Svenson
- Ingrid Svenson
- I take it you are Svedish... Swedish?
- Ja
- Where from?
- Stockholm
- Stockholm! And what is your job?
- Au pair
Very nice
Where shall we sit you?
There's a place here with me
There is also a place here beside me
Here please
I think we'll sit you at
the front for the time being
You're sitting next to
Juan, behind you is Ranjeet
At the back are Taro and Jamila
She is Anna and he is Zoltan
And I am Ali
- Ali, not you as well
- As well as what please?
- You failed?
- Yes
I am getting twenty out of one hundred
That's nothing to be proud about
You're supposed to get at least fifty
to pass! Twenty is disgraceful
Last year I am getting nothing at all
So I am doing better! I sit
- Scuse please! Get up
- What for?
- That is my seat
- I not see your name on seat
Get your big Spanish
bottom out of my chair
You no talk me like that!
I punch you
That's enough! Seats
are not reservable
Sit somewhere else, Ali
Ok, I sit at the back
You big spanish bottom
We'll wait a few more moments in
case there are any more new students
It's just like old times
It's a big surprise, eh professori?
I am not disappointed to be back
- Who is that?
- This is Ingrid! She is Swedish
She is also sitting in my seat
- You will move yes?
- I will move no
- You can sit next to me
- No, you sit next to me
That's right! You sit beside Max and
Giovanni because I want to sit here
I'm sorry Danielle! But I think it's
important the new students sit at the front
- I don't like you
- I'm so worried
You can come and sit next to me
- Sit between us
- Ok
Well I must say that I'm
extremely disappointed in you all
It's not your fault professori!
We not pass because we're stupid
- And what does that make me?
- More stupid
Exactly! Out of ten students
I've nine failures
Vely solly I'm rate
Congratulations! You are
getting ten out of ten
Well I really don't know what to say
Oh blimey, if you are
not knowing what to say
How are you going to be teaching us?
- I'll ignore that stupid remark
- Jolly good
Because you have all failed,
I have failed
It's perfectly true
This term, I want much
more effort from all of you
You must all pull your socks up
It's all right
No Juan, I was speaking figuratively
- Por favor
- Never mind
You must all concentrate
much harder this term
We shall start at the beginning again
And this time I shall be giving
twice as much homework as last time
I want a hundred per cent
effort from all of you
Now tonight I want you each to tell
me what you did during the holidays
- Please?
- Yes Zoltan
I do not understand
what you are saying
Never mind!
Just keep quiet and listen
Never mind
I speak
No speak
- Thank you Juan
- It's all right
Now, what have you been
doing with yourself, Jamila?
I went on holidays to visit
all my family
- You went to Bombay?
- No Birmingham
Birmingham,
the Mecca of the Midlands
- And you Taro?
- Ah so
What did you get up to?
Went on fishing holiday
- Good, did you catch anything?
- Catcho heavy coldo
Did you enjoy your break, Ali?
I am not breaking anything
- The holiday
- Jolly good
I am learning how to be
driving a motor car
Good, that's very useful! When
do you take your test?
Oh blimey
I'm already failing my test
The examiner man was
jumping out of the car
When I was going down a hill
- I expect you were going too fast
- No, I was going backwards
- What did you do Su Lee?
- Spent time lighting
- Lighting what?
- Lighting book
Ah book
What sort of book
are you lighting, writing?
Is called The Democratic way of Life
All about
glorious freedom-loving Chinese
I see, a work of fiction
Tell us what you did
with yourself Ranjeet
I have been looking after my cousin
while her husband has been away
Very commendable
He is being discharged this week
Discharged?
He's been in hospital?
No, prison
And he is being sent to
prison for something he didn't do
- What really didn't he do?
- He didn't run fast enough
Quiet!
Tell us what you did Giovanni
I went to Marsgate
- Margate
- Scusi
I met this fantastic girl
She had the biggest...
I'm sure we all get your meaning
Every day we used to go on
the sand for a bit
- For a while
- Scusi?
To go on the sands for a while
To go on the sands for a bit can imply you
were, well doing something naughty
That's right, we were very
naughty on the sand
Silence!
Mr. Brown, miss Courtney
wants you right away
Thank you Sid
You can have an early tea break and
we'll continue with this later
- Please
- Yes Zoltan
No, you must try to speak!
Speak
You
- Girl
- Yes please
- No you re not a girl
- You
Ah, you have a girl friend
- I understand, go on
- Girl English
An English girl
- You
- Me
You want me to write
a letter to your girl?
Please
What do you want me to write?
What I write?
I think I get the general idea
Sidney!
Yes Miss Courtney
Did you tell Mr. Brown
I wanted to see him?
Yeah definitely
I think this should be all right
Dear Miss, I'm writing to tell
you of my feelings for you
I think you are beautiful
I want to hold you in my arms
and kiss you
Please say you feel the same
about me
All my love
Yes!
Thank you
- What is going on here?
- Nothing
It certainly didn't sound like nothing
I was writing a letter for
Zoltan to his girl friend
He was showing me his
appreciation in Hungarian
Kindly leave us
Go, I said go! Go
Now Mr. Brown
I understand none of your
previous students
Passed their lower
Cambridge Certificate
I think there were a few near misses
That's not good enough
Obviously Mr. Brown,
you are sadly lacking
In the necessary
qualities required to teach English
- Just a moment
- Don't interrupt
I shall be keeping a very close
eye on you this term, Mr. Brown
Unless I see a marked improvement,
out you go
- It's not...
- I have no wish to listen to feeble excuses
Pompous old cow
- What was that?
- I said I'm just going now
Hey, you not speak nothing?
He is not knowing the English as
well as what we are knowing
- I speak with him
- Blimey, he speak Hungryarian
Sure I speak Hunarian
- Football - Football
- Puskas - Pele
- Kempes - Beckenbauer
- Bobby Lee Shutkan
- Bobby Lee Moor
You see, I told you
I speak the language
You like England?
Ya! I also very much like teacher
- You not make the eyes at
Mr. Brown - If I want I will
Mr. Brown does not like the blond ladies
Swedish girls are the beautifullest
Swedish girls are too big in the bosoms
French girls are too big in the mouth
In China, looks are not important
It is brains and intellect that matter
- Absolument
- Su Lee is right
We women are not symbols for sex
- You agree Jamila?
- I not understand
We Women are not here to
give the men the pleasure
I like give men pleasure
Trying to find a few winners?
No I'm trying to find out if
I can afford to leave the wife
- Pardon?
- Premium bonds
A hundred thousand pounds!
I could be lucky
Somebody's got to win it
- How many bonds have you got?
- One
You're as bad as me!
I've only got one
One, double F, two,
three, two, three, two
You've got a good memory
It's not a difficult one
One, double F, two,
three, two, three, two
That's right
- That's it
- That's what?
One, double F, two,
three, two, three, two
I don't believe it
Are you sure that you
got the right cucumber?
- Cucumber?
- The number
Positive! Look
One, double F, two,
three, two, three, two
That's right! You've won a
hundred thousand pounds
- What are you going to do?
- What am I going to do
Celebrate of course
- Gladys
- Yes Mr. Brown
Coffees all round
Everybody please! I want to read
you all my letter of resignation
No, no! I'm definitely resigning
With one hundred thousand pounds,
I no longer need to teach English
Dear Dracula
This is to inform you
That I think you are a rude, obnoxious
and self-opinionated old dragon
And if I ever see you again,
it will be too soon
Yours disrespectfully,
Jeremy Brown
- Ali
- Yes please
See that Miss Courtney
gets this straight away
Jelly good
Thank you
- Please
- Oh yes Zoltan, your letter
Glad, where's Sid's paper?
- He went and took it with
him - Took it with him?
- I got a paper Mr. Brown
- Great Max, thank you
Here it is, one hundred thousand pounds
Today's number is One E, F, two, three
Wait a minute! That's not
right! It should be one double F
We apologize for the misprint
printed out early in the day
I have not won anything
- So you won't be resignating
after all - Resigning
That letter...
Hello please
Ali, the letter to Miss Courtney
- She is not in the office - Thank God
Mr. Brown, Mr. Nadim!
Did you want to see me?
- No
- Yes please! This is for you
Thank you
I'd like a word with you Mr. Brown
I'll have you in the office
Close the door
I'll just see what this letter is first
I wouldn't do that! You don't know where
it's been! It could be full of germs
Don't be so ridiculous
I seem to recognize this writing
It looks like yours, Mr. Brown
No, it's nothing like
mine! Itjust looks like mine
- Well I'd better open it
- I think I'll go
I haven't finished with you yet
You will have when you read that letter
- I beg you pardon?
- Nothing
Good Heavens
Miss Courtney
I've never read anything
like it in my life
- I can explain...
- Just listen to this
I'd rather not
Dear Miss, I'm writing to tell
you of my feelings for you
You see I thought I'd won...
Pardon?
I want to hold you in my
arms and kiss you
You did write this letter, Mr. Brown
Well I... Not to you
It's the letter you wrote for
that Hungarian student
- Yes, you see what must have
happened - You don't need to go on
Obviously he's been
smitten by my charm and beauty
- Pardon?
- I have told you before Mr. Brown
I do have a strange
fascination for the opposite sex
Oh yes very strange
You may not believe this, Mr. Brown
But when I was a young
girl I was very plain
A cup of tea Gladys, please
Everything ok, Mr. Brown?
Yes! I must have put Zoltan's letter to his
girl friend in my envelop to Miss Courtney
- He's not going to be very happy
- Why not?
He's gonna give the letter you write
to Miss Courtney to his girlfriend!
Good evening Miss Courtney, just
giving your door a bit of a touch up
Had a nice holiday?
I spent seven days in sunny Spain
- Pardon?
- Sunny Spain
- That sounds nice
- It rained
Oh, I am sorry! Still I expect you enjoyed
all those exotic Spanish dishes
- I got food poisoning
- Oh sorry
Did it rain every day?
Oh no! When I got
food poisoning the sun came out
When I got better, it went back in
Apart from the day before we
left. That was absolutely glorious
- Well at least you had one
good day - I got sunburnt
What a pity!
- Hello Sid
- Mr. Brown, welcome back
- Ta, is she in?
- I've creamed out your bin
- No, is she in?
- Yeah, but she's in a shocking temper
- I'll see her later then
- Glad to be back?
Yeah, I shall miss my old class
But I shall enjoy the challenge of
starting again with fresh minds
I wonder how many different nationalities
I'll have to deal with this term?
Good evening
Pleased to meet you
Thank you
Do you speak English?
- Hungry?
- Igen
You want something to eat?
- Hungry
- Hungary
I'll put you in my register
What is your name?
Your name
- Zoltan Szabo
- Zoltan Szabo
This is yes
This is no
Yes... No
Good
I am Mr. Brown, your teacher
I hope that was complimentary
Never mind
Do you know any English?
Yes
- Gud sev de kwin
- God Save the Queen
More? Some more English?
- Pliz, thank you
- Good
- Shtones - Shtones?
- Rolling Stones?
- Yes
Good evening Mr. Brown
I am most happy to
be seeing you again
Anna, Ranjeet! What
are you doing here?
We failed our exam but we are
coming back for more lessons
That is correct!
Like Roberty Bruce say
If at first you are not
succeeding, try, try
Again!
If at first you are not succeeding...
Never mind
Were you not expecting us?
No, the authorities don't notify the
individual teachers of the results
And as usual Miss Courtney has
kept me in the dark
She took the lights out?
No, she never told me!
This is Zoltan, Ranjeet
Delighted to be making
your acquaintance
What a nice man! He
is giving me a present
He wants you to read out
something from his phrase book
A thousand apologies
Waiter my soup is cold
Pleased to meet you
Thank you
Good and this is Anna
How do you do?
Yes, Thank you
Would you both like to sit down
This time I sit at front, then
I can be learning quicker
I will be sitting in my
accustomed place
Well, I was hoping that I had
a hundred percent pass record
But still, two failures
out of ten isn't bad
Good evening master
Four failures out of ten
Jamila, you failed
Sorry Master
But maybe next time
I shall be winning
I'm sure you mean winning
- And you, Taro
- Ah so
Loss of face
Not goodo for Japanese
First, considered Hara-kiri
Then decide to como
backo for more lessons
But if no pass next time
Just make sure you don't do
it on the classroom floor
Well, as you can see you re not alone
This is Zoltan
Jamila, and Taro
- Pleased to meet you
- Good evening
Jamila, you want your place back?
No, I sit at backside with Taro
No Jamila! You will sit at the back
Backside is what you sit on
No master, what I sit on is chair
Yes, I can see why you failed
Buenas noches everybody
Juan! Don't tell me you failed
It's all right! I not tell you
- You don't need to tell me!
I know - You plenty smart
That's more than I can say for you
- Por favor?
- Never mind
This is Zoltan! This is Juan
How you do?
Is for me?
He's really saying he's
pleased to meet you
He doesn't speak English
It's all right! I teach him
That would be like the
blind leading the blind
Blind
He not see!
- You feel
- Juan he's not blind
I was just using a...
never mind! Sit down
Ok! I sit here
- Good afton
- Good evening
- I here come to English learn
- I come here to learn English
We together sit
No, we can't do that
What is matter? There is
wrong something with me?
There is wrong nothing with you
- I very much like you
- I am your teacher
Teacher? You are too
young to be teacher
Thank you
- Is that your name?
- Yes
- Ingrid Svenson
- Ingrid Svenson
- I take it you are Svedish... Swedish?
- Ja
- Where from?
- Stockholm
- Stockholm! And what is your job?
- Au pair
Very nice
Where shall we sit you?
There's a place here with me
There is also a place here beside me
Here please
I think we'll sit you at
the front for the time being
You're sitting next to
Juan, behind you is Ranjeet
At the back are Taro and Jamila
She is Anna and he is Zoltan
And I am Ali
- Ali, not you as well
- As well as what please?
- You failed?
- Yes
I am getting twenty out of one hundred
That's nothing to be proud about
You're supposed to get at least fifty
to pass! Twenty is disgraceful
Last year I am getting nothing at all
So I am doing better! I sit
- Scuse please! Get up
- What for?
- That is my seat
- I not see your name on seat
Get your big Spanish
bottom out of my chair
You no talk me like that!
I punch you
That's enough! Seats
are not reservable
Sit somewhere else, Ali
Ok, I sit at the back
You big spanish bottom
We'll wait a few more moments in
case there are any more new students
It's just like old times
It's a big surprise, eh professori?
I am not disappointed to be back
- Who is that?
- This is Ingrid! She is Swedish
She is also sitting in my seat
- You will move yes?
- I will move no
- You can sit next to me
- No, you sit next to me
That's right! You sit beside Max and
Giovanni because I want to sit here
I'm sorry Danielle! But I think it's
important the new students sit at the front
- I don't like you
- I'm so worried
You can come and sit next to me
- Sit between us
- Ok
Well I must say that I'm
extremely disappointed in you all
It's not your fault professori!
We not pass because we're stupid
- And what does that make me?
- More stupid
Exactly! Out of ten students
I've nine failures
Vely solly I'm rate
Congratulations! You are
getting ten out of ten
Well I really don't know what to say
Oh blimey, if you are
not knowing what to say
How are you going to be teaching us?
- I'll ignore that stupid remark
- Jolly good
Because you have all failed,
I have failed
It's perfectly true
This term, I want much
more effort from all of you
You must all pull your socks up
It's all right
No Juan, I was speaking figuratively
- Por favor
- Never mind
You must all concentrate
much harder this term
We shall start at the beginning again
And this time I shall be giving
twice as much homework as last time
I want a hundred per cent
effort from all of you
Now tonight I want you each to tell
me what you did during the holidays
- Please?
- Yes Zoltan
I do not understand
what you are saying
Never mind!
Just keep quiet and listen
Never mind
I speak
No speak
- Thank you Juan
- It's all right
Now, what have you been
doing with yourself, Jamila?
I went on holidays to visit
all my family
- You went to Bombay?
- No Birmingham
Birmingham,
the Mecca of the Midlands
- And you Taro?
- Ah so
What did you get up to?
Went on fishing holiday
- Good, did you catch anything?
- Catcho heavy coldo
Did you enjoy your break, Ali?
I am not breaking anything
- The holiday
- Jolly good
I am learning how to be
driving a motor car
Good, that's very useful! When
do you take your test?
Oh blimey
I'm already failing my test
The examiner man was
jumping out of the car
When I was going down a hill
- I expect you were going too fast
- No, I was going backwards
- What did you do Su Lee?
- Spent time lighting
- Lighting what?
- Lighting book
Ah book
What sort of book
are you lighting, writing?
Is called The Democratic way of Life
All about
glorious freedom-loving Chinese
I see, a work of fiction
Tell us what you did
with yourself Ranjeet
I have been looking after my cousin
while her husband has been away
Very commendable
He is being discharged this week
Discharged?
He's been in hospital?
No, prison
And he is being sent to
prison for something he didn't do
- What really didn't he do?
- He didn't run fast enough
Quiet!
Tell us what you did Giovanni
I went to Marsgate
- Margate
- Scusi
I met this fantastic girl
She had the biggest...
I'm sure we all get your meaning
Every day we used to go on
the sand for a bit
- For a while
- Scusi?
To go on the sands for a while
To go on the sands for a bit can imply you
were, well doing something naughty
That's right, we were very
naughty on the sand
Silence!
Mr. Brown, miss Courtney
wants you right away
Thank you Sid
You can have an early tea break and
we'll continue with this later
- Please
- Yes Zoltan
No, you must try to speak!
Speak
You
- Girl
- Yes please
- No you re not a girl
- You
Ah, you have a girl friend
- I understand, go on
- Girl English
An English girl
- You
- Me
You want me to write
a letter to your girl?
Please
What do you want me to write?
What I write?
I think I get the general idea
Sidney!
Yes Miss Courtney
Did you tell Mr. Brown
I wanted to see him?
Yeah definitely
I think this should be all right
Dear Miss, I'm writing to tell
you of my feelings for you
I think you are beautiful
I want to hold you in my arms
and kiss you
Please say you feel the same
about me
All my love
Yes!
Thank you
- What is going on here?
- Nothing
It certainly didn't sound like nothing
I was writing a letter for
Zoltan to his girl friend
He was showing me his
appreciation in Hungarian
Kindly leave us
Go, I said go! Go
Now Mr. Brown
I understand none of your
previous students
Passed their lower
Cambridge Certificate
I think there were a few near misses
That's not good enough
Obviously Mr. Brown,
you are sadly lacking
In the necessary
qualities required to teach English
- Just a moment
- Don't interrupt
I shall be keeping a very close
eye on you this term, Mr. Brown
Unless I see a marked improvement,
out you go
- It's not...
- I have no wish to listen to feeble excuses
Pompous old cow
- What was that?
- I said I'm just going now
Hey, you not speak nothing?
He is not knowing the English as
well as what we are knowing
- I speak with him
- Blimey, he speak Hungryarian
Sure I speak Hunarian
- Football - Football
- Puskas - Pele
- Kempes - Beckenbauer
- Bobby Lee Shutkan
- Bobby Lee Moor
You see, I told you
I speak the language
You like England?
Ya! I also very much like teacher
- You not make the eyes at
Mr. Brown - If I want I will
Mr. Brown does not like the blond ladies
Swedish girls are the beautifullest
Swedish girls are too big in the bosoms
French girls are too big in the mouth
In China, looks are not important
It is brains and intellect that matter
- Absolument
- Su Lee is right
We women are not symbols for sex
- You agree Jamila?
- I not understand
We Women are not here to
give the men the pleasure
I like give men pleasure
Trying to find a few winners?
No I'm trying to find out if
I can afford to leave the wife
- Pardon?
- Premium bonds
A hundred thousand pounds!
I could be lucky
Somebody's got to win it
- How many bonds have you got?
- One
You're as bad as me!
I've only got one
One, double F, two,
three, two, three, two
You've got a good memory
It's not a difficult one
One, double F, two,
three, two, three, two
That's right
- That's it
- That's what?
One, double F, two,
three, two, three, two
I don't believe it
Are you sure that you
got the right cucumber?
- Cucumber?
- The number
Positive! Look
One, double F, two,
three, two, three, two
That's right! You've won a
hundred thousand pounds
- What are you going to do?
- What am I going to do
Celebrate of course
- Gladys
- Yes Mr. Brown
Coffees all round
Everybody please! I want to read
you all my letter of resignation
No, no! I'm definitely resigning
With one hundred thousand pounds,
I no longer need to teach English
Dear Dracula
This is to inform you
That I think you are a rude, obnoxious
and self-opinionated old dragon
And if I ever see you again,
it will be too soon
Yours disrespectfully,
Jeremy Brown
- Ali
- Yes please
See that Miss Courtney
gets this straight away
Jelly good
Thank you
- Please
- Oh yes Zoltan, your letter
Glad, where's Sid's paper?
- He went and took it with
him - Took it with him?
- I got a paper Mr. Brown
- Great Max, thank you
Here it is, one hundred thousand pounds
Today's number is One E, F, two, three
Wait a minute! That's not
right! It should be one double F
We apologize for the misprint
printed out early in the day
I have not won anything
- So you won't be resignating
after all - Resigning
That letter...
Hello please
Ali, the letter to Miss Courtney
- She is not in the office - Thank God
Mr. Brown, Mr. Nadim!
Did you want to see me?
- No
- Yes please! This is for you
Thank you
I'd like a word with you Mr. Brown
I'll have you in the office
Close the door
I'll just see what this letter is first
I wouldn't do that! You don't know where
it's been! It could be full of germs
Don't be so ridiculous
I seem to recognize this writing
It looks like yours, Mr. Brown
No, it's nothing like
mine! Itjust looks like mine
- Well I'd better open it
- I think I'll go
I haven't finished with you yet
You will have when you read that letter
- I beg you pardon?
- Nothing
Good Heavens
Miss Courtney
I've never read anything
like it in my life
- I can explain...
- Just listen to this
I'd rather not
Dear Miss, I'm writing to tell
you of my feelings for you
You see I thought I'd won...
Pardon?
I want to hold you in my
arms and kiss you
You did write this letter, Mr. Brown
Well I... Not to you
It's the letter you wrote for
that Hungarian student
- Yes, you see what must have
happened - You don't need to go on
Obviously he's been
smitten by my charm and beauty
- Pardon?
- I have told you before Mr. Brown
I do have a strange
fascination for the opposite sex
Oh yes very strange
You may not believe this, Mr. Brown
But when I was a young
girl I was very plain
A cup of tea Gladys, please
Everything ok, Mr. Brown?
Yes! I must have put Zoltan's letter to his
girl friend in my envelop to Miss Courtney
- He's not going to be very happy
- Why not?
He's gonna give the letter you write
to Miss Courtney to his girlfriend!