Mike Tyson Mysteries (2014–…): Season 3, Episode 8 - Ring of Fire - full transcript
A husband fears his wife's reaction to the loss of his wedding ring, but Marquess convinces him that everything will be just fine. When it doesn't, desperate Marquess goes to the extreme to save his own skin.
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*MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES*
Season 03 Episode 08
Title: "Ring of Fire"
Hmm. Oh, oh!
Do you think that's him?
- Where?
- Right there.
That guy, the only
person here.
Then, yeah, I think that's him.
Hi, David!
Hi. Yes. Hi, hi. Hi. Uh...
As I said in my note, I lost my wedding
ring. It's... It's here somewhere.
I was playing softball. It's getting
dark and we have to find it
because my wife is gonna
kill me if I don't, uh...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Before we get started, man,
we're gonna need you to fill
out some paperwork, okay?
Oh, shit.
I forgot the paperwork.
- I think I got it in my van.
- Wait, can we just...
Can we just start looking?
The sun's going down.
Here you go, David.
Why do you need
my height and weight?
It's just standard.
What is this? Why do you
need to know my hobbies?
Oh, that's for target emailing.
You can skip that,
or just put "ice skating".
My yearly income? What... What does
that have to do with anything?
Oh, just simple curiosity.
Uh...
Here. I could only remember the address
of the last two places I lived.
Okay. This all
looks to be in order.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You don't want our newsletter?
No, I don't want a newsletter.
Are you sure?
Because it's chock-full
of tips and tit-bits.
Information, riddles.
- Fine. -You just gotta
check this box.
Okay. Let's start
looking for that ring.
Now, what this wedding
ring got on it?
Emeralds? Rubies?
A bunch of sapphires?
Encrusted with a bunch
of like... Emeralds?
What? No. It's...
It's just a plain gold band.
Really?
With this yearly salary?
You gotta treat
yourself, David!
You can't spend all this money
when you're dead.
Well, I'm gonna be dead if I can't find
my wedding ring, so can we please,
- please start looking?
- I don't know. Can we, David?
I think you mean,
may we start looking?
Oh, my God.
This is great.
Ahhh!
Make a wish...
Ah,
this is a nice mystery.
An outdoors one.
Get a little sun, vitamin D.
Oh, I played field hockey.
Did I ever tell you that?
I was a sweeper.
Yeah. We were
the Knight's Bridge Owls.
Ah, we were good. We weren't great,
but we were good.
But the stories
I could tell...
One night, we got all
of our clothes...
- Found it.
- Where?
Found it, guys.
Oh, thank God. Really?
No.
Oh, jeez.
Nobody gets my humor.
Forget it, forget it,
we're never gonna find it.
I'm dead. I am dead. I'm a dead man.
Elizabeth is gonna kill me.
Well, I'm sure
she'll understand.
You don't know my wife!
I know your wife.
Because I her.
Right in the rear.
- My God.
- Oh, come on, it's a joke.
In what world? In what world?
I just... I...
I can't go in there.
I am so scared.
David, this is your wife, your partner.
She's gonna understand.
A marriage needs to be able to withstand
life's little disappointments.
People make mistakes. You're not perfect.
You're human.
You're right. You're right.
No, I, argh...
I just got myself so wound up.
Thank you. I'm really glad
that I wrote to you guys.
And I'm looking forward to
getting the newsletter!
What? Ah!
His ring!
Ah! It must've been
in his pocket the whole time.
- Oh, my God.
- What a idiot.
What are you doing?
Go, give him his ring!
Elizabeth...
Hmm. No, no!
You know what? This
is a teachable moment for David. Hmm?
He has to learn that
disappointment
will not bring about
the end of a rela...
Hmm.
Sure sounds like
the end of a relationship.
Well, let's get outta here.
Did that mystery. And let's
just get on to the next one.
Okay. Out with the old,
in with the new.
- Dad, we witnessed a murder.
- "Dear Mike Tyson Mystery team..."
- Dad...
- Damn, it's too dark out here.
Let's go inside.
Oh, I just can't shake
this awful feeling that
I somehow led this man
to his death.
Well, you did. I mean,
he said, "My wife's
gonna kill me," and you said,
"No, she's not. Go inside,"
and she shot him,
several times.
I bet you could be held
criminally responsible.
I mean, I'm not a lawyer, but I bet you
could go to prison for a long time,
or be put to death.
We got that death penalty
here in Nevada?
I... I think we do.
They're gonna give you
that lethal cocktail.
It never works.
You'll be writhing around.
This is bad, Marquess.
This is really bad.
What? We were all there.
This isn't my fault.
Oh, God.
I still have his ring.
I have to get rid
of this evidence.
Oh, God. What am I thinking?
That's not gonna work.
I gotta take this somewhere.
I've gotta put it someplace
no one can find it.
You're not gonna
see me for a while.
Don't try to contact me.
Okie-doke!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
None of this would be
happening if I had just
given him the ring, Marquess.
Just give him the ring.
They're not gonna let me walk.
I'm an accessory to murder.
I don't even know what that means.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Yes!
I'll throw it into a vat of molten
lava and be done with all of it.
Son of a bitch!
How does he drive this thing?
It's all blind spots.
It's like driving a living room.
What?
Is that... David's wife?
She's getting
rid of the murder weapon.
Oh, someone needs to stop her.
Elizabeth, give me...
Help me! Please!
I don't wanna die.
Oh, really? Well, I bet David
didn't wanna die, either.
Ahhh! No, no, no.
No, no! No, please!
You murdering bitch!
- No. No, no! Please!
- No.
Oh, my God! My, God. So awful.
Uh, why is it taking so long?
Stop thrashing! Elizabeth,
just go under and stop.
You do not want to be
saved at this point.
There you go.
Ah, ah. Okay. Almost.
Okay. It's over.
Are you sure
about this, Marquess?
Michael, absolutely.
I'm just gonna tell them
what happened.
I have no regrets
about what I did,
and I think, if it comes to it,
a jury of my peers will exonerate me.
My conscience is clear.
What, you disagree?
No. It's just, I feel gypped.
You said we're "not gonna
see you for a while,"
and at most it was like
four hours! It just...
I don't know.
It's just disappointing.
David?
Oh... Uh, hi.
You're alive!
No, no! We heard gunshots.
Oh, oh, no... I mean, yes.
Okay. Here's what happened.
I walked in.
I was nervous, but I really
took to heart what you said,
so I just told her the truth. I said,
"Elizabeth, I lost my wedding ring."
She flipped out. She ripped open a
drawer and she took out her gun,
and-and-and she pointed it at me
and fired and she missed.
And in that moment,
I saw something.
I saw something
in her eyes. It was...
Love.
Regret, shame.
She pointed the gun at
the floor and she fired it,
over and over,
until it was empty.
She said she was
getting rid of the gun.
"Forever," she said.
And that when she got back,
we could start over.
We kissed.
She drove off.
But she didn't come back,
so I came here to file
a missing persons report,
but they said
it hasn't been enough time.
I'm sure I'm overreacting.
She'll come home, right?
Oh. Um...
Mmm-hmm. Yeah, yeah.
Just be patient.
And you know, if she didn't come back...
That also wouldn't be the end
of the world, you know?
What? No! No, if she didn't
come back, I would kill myself.
Ah, Oh, okay.
Well, then I'm sure she'll...
Come back.
Well, I should go.
- What, uh, what were you doing here?
- Hmm?
What?
Oh, uh, what?
Oh, wow, this isn't
Lord and Taylor.
What the...
- You're back already?
- What'd they say?
Oh, they just said, "Thanks for coming in.
Sounds good. These things happen."
And, uh, yeah, let's get
the out of here.
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Well, would you like to see
my wedding ring?
♪♪
*MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES*
Season 03 Episode 08
Title: "Ring of Fire"
Hmm. Oh, oh!
Do you think that's him?
- Where?
- Right there.
That guy, the only
person here.
Then, yeah, I think that's him.
Hi, David!
Hi. Yes. Hi, hi. Hi. Uh...
As I said in my note, I lost my wedding
ring. It's... It's here somewhere.
I was playing softball. It's getting
dark and we have to find it
because my wife is gonna
kill me if I don't, uh...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Before we get started, man,
we're gonna need you to fill
out some paperwork, okay?
Oh, shit.
I forgot the paperwork.
- I think I got it in my van.
- Wait, can we just...
Can we just start looking?
The sun's going down.
Here you go, David.
Why do you need
my height and weight?
It's just standard.
What is this? Why do you
need to know my hobbies?
Oh, that's for target emailing.
You can skip that,
or just put "ice skating".
My yearly income? What... What does
that have to do with anything?
Oh, just simple curiosity.
Uh...
Here. I could only remember the address
of the last two places I lived.
Okay. This all
looks to be in order.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You don't want our newsletter?
No, I don't want a newsletter.
Are you sure?
Because it's chock-full
of tips and tit-bits.
Information, riddles.
- Fine. -You just gotta
check this box.
Okay. Let's start
looking for that ring.
Now, what this wedding
ring got on it?
Emeralds? Rubies?
A bunch of sapphires?
Encrusted with a bunch
of like... Emeralds?
What? No. It's...
It's just a plain gold band.
Really?
With this yearly salary?
You gotta treat
yourself, David!
You can't spend all this money
when you're dead.
Well, I'm gonna be dead if I can't find
my wedding ring, so can we please,
- please start looking?
- I don't know. Can we, David?
I think you mean,
may we start looking?
Oh, my God.
This is great.
Ahhh!
Make a wish...
Ah,
this is a nice mystery.
An outdoors one.
Get a little sun, vitamin D.
Oh, I played field hockey.
Did I ever tell you that?
I was a sweeper.
Yeah. We were
the Knight's Bridge Owls.
Ah, we were good. We weren't great,
but we were good.
But the stories
I could tell...
One night, we got all
of our clothes...
- Found it.
- Where?
Found it, guys.
Oh, thank God. Really?
No.
Oh, jeez.
Nobody gets my humor.
Forget it, forget it,
we're never gonna find it.
I'm dead. I am dead. I'm a dead man.
Elizabeth is gonna kill me.
Well, I'm sure
she'll understand.
You don't know my wife!
I know your wife.
Because I her.
Right in the rear.
- My God.
- Oh, come on, it's a joke.
In what world? In what world?
I just... I...
I can't go in there.
I am so scared.
David, this is your wife, your partner.
She's gonna understand.
A marriage needs to be able to withstand
life's little disappointments.
People make mistakes. You're not perfect.
You're human.
You're right. You're right.
No, I, argh...
I just got myself so wound up.
Thank you. I'm really glad
that I wrote to you guys.
And I'm looking forward to
getting the newsletter!
What? Ah!
His ring!
Ah! It must've been
in his pocket the whole time.
- Oh, my God.
- What a idiot.
What are you doing?
Go, give him his ring!
Elizabeth...
Hmm. No, no!
You know what? This
is a teachable moment for David. Hmm?
He has to learn that
disappointment
will not bring about
the end of a rela...
Hmm.
Sure sounds like
the end of a relationship.
Well, let's get outta here.
Did that mystery. And let's
just get on to the next one.
Okay. Out with the old,
in with the new.
- Dad, we witnessed a murder.
- "Dear Mike Tyson Mystery team..."
- Dad...
- Damn, it's too dark out here.
Let's go inside.
Oh, I just can't shake
this awful feeling that
I somehow led this man
to his death.
Well, you did. I mean,
he said, "My wife's
gonna kill me," and you said,
"No, she's not. Go inside,"
and she shot him,
several times.
I bet you could be held
criminally responsible.
I mean, I'm not a lawyer, but I bet you
could go to prison for a long time,
or be put to death.
We got that death penalty
here in Nevada?
I... I think we do.
They're gonna give you
that lethal cocktail.
It never works.
You'll be writhing around.
This is bad, Marquess.
This is really bad.
What? We were all there.
This isn't my fault.
Oh, God.
I still have his ring.
I have to get rid
of this evidence.
Oh, God. What am I thinking?
That's not gonna work.
I gotta take this somewhere.
I've gotta put it someplace
no one can find it.
You're not gonna
see me for a while.
Don't try to contact me.
Okie-doke!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
None of this would be
happening if I had just
given him the ring, Marquess.
Just give him the ring.
They're not gonna let me walk.
I'm an accessory to murder.
I don't even know what that means.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Yes!
I'll throw it into a vat of molten
lava and be done with all of it.
Son of a bitch!
How does he drive this thing?
It's all blind spots.
It's like driving a living room.
What?
Is that... David's wife?
She's getting
rid of the murder weapon.
Oh, someone needs to stop her.
Elizabeth, give me...
Help me! Please!
I don't wanna die.
Oh, really? Well, I bet David
didn't wanna die, either.
Ahhh! No, no, no.
No, no! No, please!
You murdering bitch!
- No. No, no! Please!
- No.
Oh, my God! My, God. So awful.
Uh, why is it taking so long?
Stop thrashing! Elizabeth,
just go under and stop.
You do not want to be
saved at this point.
There you go.
Ah, ah. Okay. Almost.
Okay. It's over.
Are you sure
about this, Marquess?
Michael, absolutely.
I'm just gonna tell them
what happened.
I have no regrets
about what I did,
and I think, if it comes to it,
a jury of my peers will exonerate me.
My conscience is clear.
What, you disagree?
No. It's just, I feel gypped.
You said we're "not gonna
see you for a while,"
and at most it was like
four hours! It just...
I don't know.
It's just disappointing.
David?
Oh... Uh, hi.
You're alive!
No, no! We heard gunshots.
Oh, oh, no... I mean, yes.
Okay. Here's what happened.
I walked in.
I was nervous, but I really
took to heart what you said,
so I just told her the truth. I said,
"Elizabeth, I lost my wedding ring."
She flipped out. She ripped open a
drawer and she took out her gun,
and-and-and she pointed it at me
and fired and she missed.
And in that moment,
I saw something.
I saw something
in her eyes. It was...
Love.
Regret, shame.
She pointed the gun at
the floor and she fired it,
over and over,
until it was empty.
She said she was
getting rid of the gun.
"Forever," she said.
And that when she got back,
we could start over.
We kissed.
She drove off.
But she didn't come back,
so I came here to file
a missing persons report,
but they said
it hasn't been enough time.
I'm sure I'm overreacting.
She'll come home, right?
Oh. Um...
Mmm-hmm. Yeah, yeah.
Just be patient.
And you know, if she didn't come back...
That also wouldn't be the end
of the world, you know?
What? No! No, if she didn't
come back, I would kill myself.
Ah, Oh, okay.
Well, then I'm sure she'll...
Come back.
Well, I should go.
- What, uh, what were you doing here?
- Hmm?
What?
Oh, uh, what?
Oh, wow, this isn't
Lord and Taylor.
What the...
- You're back already?
- What'd they say?
Oh, they just said, "Thanks for coming in.
Sounds good. These things happen."
And, uh, yeah, let's get
the out of here.
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
Well, would you like to see
my wedding ring?
♪♪