Mia and Me (2011–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - The Mysterious Visitor - full transcript
When Mia comes back to Centopia, she finds that everything is peaceful and harmonious. The only problem is Phuddle inventing a lawn sprinkler that floods the whole palace with water.
I am Mia.
[laughing]
♪ [theme music plays] ♪
Mia!
[Mia] Grandpa!
[Grandpa] I know kids hate
when their grandparents go on
about how big
they've gotten.
So I won't do it.
Go ahead.
You've gotten so big!
[Mia laughs]
You still have
your truck?
This thing is
older than you!
That's right, and we
both still do just fine.
Right, girl?
[crash]
Oh, good.
I've been waiting for
that to break off.
[Mia laughs]
Is your truck meowing?
I mean, it's an old truck,
but that's just weird.
Open it.
It's for you.
[kitten meows]
Oh! Are you serious?
She's beautiful!
[kitten meows]
She told me her name,
but I cannot remember it.
It was, it was...
Mimi?
That's it! Mimi!
Hi, Mimi!
[horse grunts]
You have a horse?
That's Johnny.
I know he doesn't
look like much...
Stop saying that!
He's beautiful!
[Mia] It's all beautiful!
[Grandpa] I'm finally
at home here.
The rest of the
animals are over there.
Vegetable plot that way.
You're turning into
a real farmer.
Is that so hard
to believe?
Hmm, maybe it is.
[Mia laughs]
Tarzan! Mia is here!
Tarzan?
[dog barks]
[Mia laughs]
You said there
were other animals?
[Grandpa] That's
Gypsy and King.
That's Bertha.
Tuca and her family.
[Tuca baas]
The ducks, the geese.
And those are chickens.
[chickens cluck]
Come on, I'll show
you your room.
- Oh!
- [Mario yells]
I'm sorry!
I didn't mean to...
It's okay.
It's just my scalp.
Probably it didn't even
leave a mark, right?
No, not in the
way you think.
I'm Mario.
Um, Mia.
And you know what?
I think I should
go and catch up.
Mario is the
summer farm hand.
- Nice?
- Grandpa Renzo,
just show me my room.
Sorry, it's, it's a
little small and messy.
But I tried to find
some stuff you'd like.
I found a few of their
things when I packed up
the old house.
My parents never
could get my hair right.
I will leave you
to get settled.
Come down when
you're ready.
We will tidy the room
up together later.
I'll be right
back, I promise!
[meows]
[bracelet] Hi, Mia!
Say your password.
With guards down,
a new threat arrives.
Generosity is a disguise.
You'll get used to this!
[meows]
[laughs] Whoa!
[yells]
Maybe we could do
that together. [laughs]
Oh, that sounds
wonderful!
[screams]
Oh, as beautiful
as I remember!
Even more so!
[wings flapping]
- Mo! Yuko!
- Mia! Mia!
[Mia and Yuko laugh]
I missed you
guys so much!
And we missed you, Mia!
Where are your
waterglares?
Panthea's defeated,
Mia, remember?
What do we need
weapons for?
Centopia is at peace!
To be honest, I
kind of miss mine.
[Yuko makes
shooting sounds]
[laughing]
The sun is shining!
The unicorns are safe!
Nothing in the world
could darken my mood!
[water squirts]
What the...
Ah, Phuddle!
Sorry, Your Majesty!
I've almost got the
water dome working
as a lawn sprinkler.
I just need to
make a slight...
Oops!
[screams]
[laughing]
Thanks, Mia!
Mia! Welcome back.
What a surprise!
So good to see
you again, Mia.
I hope I'm not
interrupting anything.
Oh, dear, no,
nothing important.
I was actually
looking for Onchao.
Onchao's moved
out of the crater.
He lives with the
other unicorns now.
Oh, that's wonderful!
He'll be so
happy to see you.
You should go say hello!
You bet! [laughs]
See you soon.
See you soon. Bye.
Bye, Mia!
[unicorns neigh]
Lyria! I'm back!
[Lyria neighs]
[giggles] I am
so glad to see you again.
Where's Onchao?
[unicorns neigh]
Whoa, whoa!
Now, cut it out, you two.
- Hello, Onchao.
- [Onchao neighs]
[laughs] I
missed you too.
Now, what are you and
Esko fighting about?
Don't you know
Centopia's at peace now?
[Esko neighs]
But Esko, Onchao cannot
help having wings.
His wings are a
part of how he is.
[Onchao neighs]
[Esko grunts]
H
Oh, my!
What exactly am
I looking at?
That's a good question!
Oh, boy!
Whatever it is,
it's coming this way!
We... we'd better
check it out.
Let's call Mia.
To Mia!
I know what it's like not
to be accepted, Onchao.
I had trouble making friends
at my boarding school.
But with some effort and
time I ended up with two
of the best friends I
could ever hope for.
You just have
to be yourself.
[Onchao grunts]
Mo and Yuko!
[sighs] Peace was
fun while it lasted.
Gotta fly!
See you all soon!
- [Onchao grunts]
- [wings flapping]
Wow!
What am I looking at?
[Mo] Still a
good question.
Don't get too close!
[gasping]
[laughs] Welcome,
ladies and gentlemen!
Step right up, and witness
the most incredible,
exotic creatures in the
greatest show there ever was!
I am King Raynor.
Queen Mayla.
How do you do?
Ah, it's an honor.
Please excuse my
unexpected visit.
I am a circus director,
the one and only Rixel!
[fireworks explode]
And this is Funtopia!
My purpose here, to invite
all the elves of Centopia
to experience the most
spectacular circus show
of all time!
Whoa, hey!
Personal space!
- [Rixel whistles]
- Personal space!
- [Rixel] Down boy.
- Eww!
Eh, he can be overly
friendly at times.
[laughs] Welcome
to Centopia, Rixel!
Oh, thank you
kindly, Your Majesty.
Let us get acquainted. Won't
you join me in a tour?
- Oh, that sounds lovely.
- Mo! Yuko!
Supply our guests
the freshest fruit
and our finest
spring water!
Oh, can I help?
Please!
This is the perfect occasion to
try out The Rocket Roller.
It's my latest invention.
[Raynor groans]
Come on then, Phuddle!
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
[grunting]
Wow, Onchao's
gotta see this.
I'll get him!
[wings flapping]
Off you go, my pet!
You know what
you're here for!
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
[Tukito sniffs]
[screams]
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
Onchao, I know just the
thing to cheer you up.
There's a circus in town!
[Onchao neighs]
What's wrong, Onchao?
[screams]
[Tukito groans]
Poor thing.
He's learning the
hard way not to eat
too many
partridgeberries at once.
[Tukito groans]
- [Tukito makes monkey noises]
- [Onchao grunts]
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
- Hmm, that was weird.
- [Onchao grunts]
Yeah, a thank you
would have been nice.
[grunts]
Filthy, meddling,
nasty elves and their
disgustingly
magical unicorns.
[grunts]
I must find a way off
this cursed island.
If I could just find
a boat or a balloon or...
one of those.
[wings flapping]
[Xolana] Why do we have to
carry these stupid old crates?
[wings flapping]
[grunts] This is
extremely heavy!
stinks too.
Nasty elves.
- [Lasita] What did you say?
- [Xolana] I didn't say anything.
Okay, easy, easy.
Hey, Phuddle, watch
out with that trap!
Huh?
[yelps] Watch out!
That's my fizzy
fantastic turbo fuel.
H
My insulated brain
de-bumper, to protect
my important brain
[Mo and Yuko laugh]
Now for plan B
[Phuddle grunts]
Oh.
[wings flapping]
And this is where
the magic happens
- What's back there?
- The animals
But I'll show you
them next time.
Anyway, I understand that
Centopia is also home
to some extraordinary
creatures.
Let's see, just
thinking at random here,
um, unicorns
Er, unicorns.
They are very
shy animals.
It's rare to even
catch a glimpse of one.
Is there anyway to
lure them out of hiding?
So you can get
a look at them?
[Phuddle screams]
Make way!
Genius inventor
coming through!
[wagon crashes]
- Oh!
- Ooh!
- [Mayla laughs]
- Foolish thing.
Where's he going?
Where's Phuddle?
[groans]
At least my brain
de-bumper worked.
My bump didn't get
a single brain.
Huh? Oh?
[screams] Dragon!
[wings flapping]
- We're not armed!
- At ease, young elves!
Gurga's my star
attraction!
She's not dangerous.
- She doesn't look very...
- [Gurga breathes fire]
[yelling]
Actually, she can
get a little cranky
when her sleep
is interrupted.
We should let her
finish her snooze.
[Gurga grumbles]
I've got a bad feeling
about this Rixel guy.
Me too.
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
You went swimming?
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
With a snorkel?
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
Extravaganza!
[laughs]
I see now, my pet!
[Yukito makes
monkey noises]
There, there, look
what I have here.
[Onchao neighs]
[groans]
With guards down
a new threat arrives.
Generosity is a disguise.
Stay away!
You're scaring him!
[laughs] Wonderfully
timid creature.
Let me touch it!
- No! Onchao, go!
- [Onchao neighs]
Come on,
mistrustful girl.
I don't want to hurt him.
Come back here!
Buffoonery!
I thank you all so much for
the supply and assistance
but I can manage
the rest on my own.
- Goodbye.
- That's it?
What, that wasn't enough?
I spent my whole day...
I mean, yes, sorry.
I have things to
do, you know, do.
That means you leave.
Thank you!
[wings flapping]
He might be a bit
strange, but I like him!
Now, let me see.
[bone cracks]
[gasps]
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
Master!
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
Master, I have
wonderful news!
[gasps] Master!
How dare you disturb me!
Master, I've found it!
The winged unicorn!
You're certain of this?
Well, it's a little different
than you described.
It's not black.
And it's just a foal.
But it does have wings!
Intriguing.
This cannot be the winged
unicorn Ono, but perhaps
an offspring of his.
That will do.
Deliver this winged
foal to Dystopia
and your wish
will be granted.
I'll become a Dark
Elf, just like you?
A full member of
the Dark Elf society!
With all privileges?
And I'll live
on Dystopia?
You have my word!
Extravaganza!
Dystopia!
Land of Darkness
and Destruction.
Home, sweet home!
You have until
the next full moon.
If you fail me, you
lose everything.
[Tukito makes
a monkey noise]
Your precious fluid,
your animals,
and your floating island!
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
- Gargona!
- Master!
Who are you?
I'm a Dark Elf,
trapped here on Centopia.
I sent her queen on a mission
to Centopia in times past.
But Panthea did
not report back.
Please forgive me.
Her failure was not mine.
I just want to come home.
Not yet.
You may still be
of some use to me.
I don't trust this
bumbling fool, Rixel.
I'm standing right
here, you know!
Help him capture
the winged unicorn
and you'll have your
passage back to Dystopia.
Thank you, Master!
It seems we are
to be partners.
H
His generosity
is a disguise!
Mia's Oracle must be
referring to Rixel.
[Onchao neighs]
Onchao doesn't like
him, that's for sure.
The guy's got
something up his sleeve.
I'm sure Raynor sees
right through him.
[laughs] Who's
going to the show?
I know I am!
Okay.
So, I guess we're
gonna need proof.
Oh! Oh.
It's too bad you have
to go so soon, Mia.
It was great
seeing you all again.
Don't worry, I'll
be back real soon
and we'll find out what
Rixel's really up to!
[Onchao neighs]
- Bye, Mia!
- Bye, Mia!
- [kitten meows]
- Oh, Mimi.
If only you could
come with me!
- [Mia] Hi again!
- [Mario yells]
I promise I am not
doing this on purpose.
It doesn't make
it hurt any less.
One more try.
I'm Mia.
Still Mario.
- Hey, you wanna go for a ride?
- Sure!
That's too bad because this
thing won't start at all.
[Mia laughs]
♪ [theme music plays] ♪
[laughing]
♪ [theme music plays] ♪
Mia!
[Mia] Grandpa!
[Grandpa] I know kids hate
when their grandparents go on
about how big
they've gotten.
So I won't do it.
Go ahead.
You've gotten so big!
[Mia laughs]
You still have
your truck?
This thing is
older than you!
That's right, and we
both still do just fine.
Right, girl?
[crash]
Oh, good.
I've been waiting for
that to break off.
[Mia laughs]
Is your truck meowing?
I mean, it's an old truck,
but that's just weird.
Open it.
It's for you.
[kitten meows]
Oh! Are you serious?
She's beautiful!
[kitten meows]
She told me her name,
but I cannot remember it.
It was, it was...
Mimi?
That's it! Mimi!
Hi, Mimi!
[horse grunts]
You have a horse?
That's Johnny.
I know he doesn't
look like much...
Stop saying that!
He's beautiful!
[Mia] It's all beautiful!
[Grandpa] I'm finally
at home here.
The rest of the
animals are over there.
Vegetable plot that way.
You're turning into
a real farmer.
Is that so hard
to believe?
Hmm, maybe it is.
[Mia laughs]
Tarzan! Mia is here!
Tarzan?
[dog barks]
[Mia laughs]
You said there
were other animals?
[Grandpa] That's
Gypsy and King.
That's Bertha.
Tuca and her family.
[Tuca baas]
The ducks, the geese.
And those are chickens.
[chickens cluck]
Come on, I'll show
you your room.
- Oh!
- [Mario yells]
I'm sorry!
I didn't mean to...
It's okay.
It's just my scalp.
Probably it didn't even
leave a mark, right?
No, not in the
way you think.
I'm Mario.
Um, Mia.
And you know what?
I think I should
go and catch up.
Mario is the
summer farm hand.
- Nice?
- Grandpa Renzo,
just show me my room.
Sorry, it's, it's a
little small and messy.
But I tried to find
some stuff you'd like.
I found a few of their
things when I packed up
the old house.
My parents never
could get my hair right.
I will leave you
to get settled.
Come down when
you're ready.
We will tidy the room
up together later.
I'll be right
back, I promise!
[meows]
[bracelet] Hi, Mia!
Say your password.
With guards down,
a new threat arrives.
Generosity is a disguise.
You'll get used to this!
[meows]
[laughs] Whoa!
[yells]
Maybe we could do
that together. [laughs]
Oh, that sounds
wonderful!
[screams]
Oh, as beautiful
as I remember!
Even more so!
[wings flapping]
- Mo! Yuko!
- Mia! Mia!
[Mia and Yuko laugh]
I missed you
guys so much!
And we missed you, Mia!
Where are your
waterglares?
Panthea's defeated,
Mia, remember?
What do we need
weapons for?
Centopia is at peace!
To be honest, I
kind of miss mine.
[Yuko makes
shooting sounds]
[laughing]
The sun is shining!
The unicorns are safe!
Nothing in the world
could darken my mood!
[water squirts]
What the...
Ah, Phuddle!
Sorry, Your Majesty!
I've almost got the
water dome working
as a lawn sprinkler.
I just need to
make a slight...
Oops!
[screams]
[laughing]
Thanks, Mia!
Mia! Welcome back.
What a surprise!
So good to see
you again, Mia.
I hope I'm not
interrupting anything.
Oh, dear, no,
nothing important.
I was actually
looking for Onchao.
Onchao's moved
out of the crater.
He lives with the
other unicorns now.
Oh, that's wonderful!
He'll be so
happy to see you.
You should go say hello!
You bet! [laughs]
See you soon.
See you soon. Bye.
Bye, Mia!
[unicorns neigh]
Lyria! I'm back!
[Lyria neighs]
[giggles] I am
so glad to see you again.
Where's Onchao?
[unicorns neigh]
Whoa, whoa!
Now, cut it out, you two.
- Hello, Onchao.
- [Onchao neighs]
[laughs] I
missed you too.
Now, what are you and
Esko fighting about?
Don't you know
Centopia's at peace now?
[Esko neighs]
But Esko, Onchao cannot
help having wings.
His wings are a
part of how he is.
[Onchao neighs]
[Esko grunts]
H
Oh, my!
What exactly am
I looking at?
That's a good question!
Oh, boy!
Whatever it is,
it's coming this way!
We... we'd better
check it out.
Let's call Mia.
To Mia!
I know what it's like not
to be accepted, Onchao.
I had trouble making friends
at my boarding school.
But with some effort and
time I ended up with two
of the best friends I
could ever hope for.
You just have
to be yourself.
[Onchao grunts]
Mo and Yuko!
[sighs] Peace was
fun while it lasted.
Gotta fly!
See you all soon!
- [Onchao grunts]
- [wings flapping]
Wow!
What am I looking at?
[Mo] Still a
good question.
Don't get too close!
[gasping]
[laughs] Welcome,
ladies and gentlemen!
Step right up, and witness
the most incredible,
exotic creatures in the
greatest show there ever was!
I am King Raynor.
Queen Mayla.
How do you do?
Ah, it's an honor.
Please excuse my
unexpected visit.
I am a circus director,
the one and only Rixel!
[fireworks explode]
And this is Funtopia!
My purpose here, to invite
all the elves of Centopia
to experience the most
spectacular circus show
of all time!
Whoa, hey!
Personal space!
- [Rixel whistles]
- Personal space!
- [Rixel] Down boy.
- Eww!
Eh, he can be overly
friendly at times.
[laughs] Welcome
to Centopia, Rixel!
Oh, thank you
kindly, Your Majesty.
Let us get acquainted. Won't
you join me in a tour?
- Oh, that sounds lovely.
- Mo! Yuko!
Supply our guests
the freshest fruit
and our finest
spring water!
Oh, can I help?
Please!
This is the perfect occasion to
try out The Rocket Roller.
It's my latest invention.
[Raynor groans]
Come on then, Phuddle!
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
[grunting]
Wow, Onchao's
gotta see this.
I'll get him!
[wings flapping]
Off you go, my pet!
You know what
you're here for!
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
[Tukito sniffs]
[screams]
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
Onchao, I know just the
thing to cheer you up.
There's a circus in town!
[Onchao neighs]
What's wrong, Onchao?
[screams]
[Tukito groans]
Poor thing.
He's learning the
hard way not to eat
too many
partridgeberries at once.
[Tukito groans]
- [Tukito makes monkey noises]
- [Onchao grunts]
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
- Hmm, that was weird.
- [Onchao grunts]
Yeah, a thank you
would have been nice.
[grunts]
Filthy, meddling,
nasty elves and their
disgustingly
magical unicorns.
[grunts]
I must find a way off
this cursed island.
If I could just find
a boat or a balloon or...
one of those.
[wings flapping]
[Xolana] Why do we have to
carry these stupid old crates?
[wings flapping]
[grunts] This is
extremely heavy!
stinks too.
Nasty elves.
- [Lasita] What did you say?
- [Xolana] I didn't say anything.
Okay, easy, easy.
Hey, Phuddle, watch
out with that trap!
Huh?
[yelps] Watch out!
That's my fizzy
fantastic turbo fuel.
H
My insulated brain
de-bumper, to protect
my important brain
[Mo and Yuko laugh]
Now for plan B
[Phuddle grunts]
Oh.
[wings flapping]
And this is where
the magic happens
- What's back there?
- The animals
But I'll show you
them next time.
Anyway, I understand that
Centopia is also home
to some extraordinary
creatures.
Let's see, just
thinking at random here,
um, unicorns
Er, unicorns.
They are very
shy animals.
It's rare to even
catch a glimpse of one.
Is there anyway to
lure them out of hiding?
So you can get
a look at them?
[Phuddle screams]
Make way!
Genius inventor
coming through!
[wagon crashes]
- Oh!
- Ooh!
- [Mayla laughs]
- Foolish thing.
Where's he going?
Where's Phuddle?
[groans]
At least my brain
de-bumper worked.
My bump didn't get
a single brain.
Huh? Oh?
[screams] Dragon!
[wings flapping]
- We're not armed!
- At ease, young elves!
Gurga's my star
attraction!
She's not dangerous.
- She doesn't look very...
- [Gurga breathes fire]
[yelling]
Actually, she can
get a little cranky
when her sleep
is interrupted.
We should let her
finish her snooze.
[Gurga grumbles]
I've got a bad feeling
about this Rixel guy.
Me too.
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
You went swimming?
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
With a snorkel?
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
Extravaganza!
[laughs]
I see now, my pet!
[Yukito makes
monkey noises]
There, there, look
what I have here.
[Onchao neighs]
[groans]
With guards down
a new threat arrives.
Generosity is a disguise.
Stay away!
You're scaring him!
[laughs] Wonderfully
timid creature.
Let me touch it!
- No! Onchao, go!
- [Onchao neighs]
Come on,
mistrustful girl.
I don't want to hurt him.
Come back here!
Buffoonery!
I thank you all so much for
the supply and assistance
but I can manage
the rest on my own.
- Goodbye.
- That's it?
What, that wasn't enough?
I spent my whole day...
I mean, yes, sorry.
I have things to
do, you know, do.
That means you leave.
Thank you!
[wings flapping]
He might be a bit
strange, but I like him!
Now, let me see.
[bone cracks]
[gasps]
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
Master!
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
Master, I have
wonderful news!
[gasps] Master!
How dare you disturb me!
Master, I've found it!
The winged unicorn!
You're certain of this?
Well, it's a little different
than you described.
It's not black.
And it's just a foal.
But it does have wings!
Intriguing.
This cannot be the winged
unicorn Ono, but perhaps
an offspring of his.
That will do.
Deliver this winged
foal to Dystopia
and your wish
will be granted.
I'll become a Dark
Elf, just like you?
A full member of
the Dark Elf society!
With all privileges?
And I'll live
on Dystopia?
You have my word!
Extravaganza!
Dystopia!
Land of Darkness
and Destruction.
Home, sweet home!
You have until
the next full moon.
If you fail me, you
lose everything.
[Tukito makes
a monkey noise]
Your precious fluid,
your animals,
and your floating island!
[Tukito makes
monkey noises]
- Gargona!
- Master!
Who are you?
I'm a Dark Elf,
trapped here on Centopia.
I sent her queen on a mission
to Centopia in times past.
But Panthea did
not report back.
Please forgive me.
Her failure was not mine.
I just want to come home.
Not yet.
You may still be
of some use to me.
I don't trust this
bumbling fool, Rixel.
I'm standing right
here, you know!
Help him capture
the winged unicorn
and you'll have your
passage back to Dystopia.
Thank you, Master!
It seems we are
to be partners.
H
His generosity
is a disguise!
Mia's Oracle must be
referring to Rixel.
[Onchao neighs]
Onchao doesn't like
him, that's for sure.
The guy's got
something up his sleeve.
I'm sure Raynor sees
right through him.
[laughs] Who's
going to the show?
I know I am!
Okay.
So, I guess we're
gonna need proof.
Oh! Oh.
It's too bad you have
to go so soon, Mia.
It was great
seeing you all again.
Don't worry, I'll
be back real soon
and we'll find out what
Rixel's really up to!
[Onchao neighs]
- Bye, Mia!
- Bye, Mia!
- [kitten meows]
- Oh, Mimi.
If only you could
come with me!
- [Mia] Hi again!
- [Mario yells]
I promise I am not
doing this on purpose.
It doesn't make
it hurt any less.
One more try.
I'm Mia.
Still Mario.
- Hey, you wanna go for a ride?
- Sure!
That's too bad because this
thing won't start at all.
[Mia laughs]
♪ [theme music plays] ♪