Masters of Horror (2005–2007): Season 2, Episode 3 - The V Word - full transcript

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No, dad.
I'm nothing like you.

Do you even care this'll hurt mom?

Well, mom never has to worry about me
screwing over her and Lisa.

The batteries died, dad.

Shit, man!

Thanks, Justin.

I was over 50,000 in.
I had infinite blood supply.

Now find my old man
and rip his throat out.

Yeah, you know what?
If they listen to you and

come jumpin' out of the
screen, I'm outta here.



They won't.
I want it too much.

Look, man.
You know what my momma says?

Yeah, usually something stupid.

She says you can't pick blood,
but you can always pick your friends.

But to hell with
your old man, all right?

I thought we were s'posed to be
doin' somethin' special tonight!

Yeah, man, we were!
But...

Then don't let your old
man make you bitch up.

Fucking bitch...

Yeah. You know... all right,
we'll see who the bitch is.

You ever seen a dead guy?

What, you mean like...
a real live dead guy?

Nope.

You want to?



Sure, I guess.

Uh... I could do some creepy shit.

So where do you plan to see a dead guy?

Oh, brother.

Damn.

I guess you were serious.

Yeah. My dumb-ass cousin
works at night here. Alone.

Billy Redford's in there.

Billy, killed-in-a-car-accident Billy?

Yeah.

Billy who always used to give a shit.

Damn. Billy Redford.

Look, I-I-I...

I don't know, Justin. Dead
people just ain't my thing, man.

They're in all the games we play.

Really dead?

Images created by geeks.

You know why we should do this?

So that every time your stupid
brothers pick on you, or call

you a white geek, dipped in chocolate,

or every time my old man tells me
I'm not worth the shit on his shoe,

at least we can both say
we're not Billy Redford.

You just had to remember what
my dumbass brother said, huh?

I guess the only thing missin' now
is a black cat and shit that creaks.

Uh... knocking works.

Man, I think you got a little
pussy leakin' outta you.

Man, can't nobody hear that!

What was that?

James!

Shh!

James!

Just call him, man.

What?

Call him!

I left my cell at home.

James!

Place like this, we'll
probably bump into a crackhead

robbin' your cousin
with a rusty-ass knife.

Bitch!

Gimme your money before
I cut your eyes out!

Damn, it's dark in here.

Dead people don't need light.

I'm gonna leave the door open,
just in case we need to bounce fast.

- Fast, why?
- I don't know.

This shit's kinda cool, right?

Justin?

I swear, man. If you
set this up, and your

cousin comes jumpin'
out, tryin' to scare me,

he's gettin' knocked out
flat on his ass, man.

There's nothin' to be scared...

Oh, shit!

It's not funny, man.

Who's leakin' now?

Ass, Justin.

Oh... come on.

I'm gonna look for a light switch.

Great.

Light switch doesn't work.

Yeah, this is James' stuff.

He's here somewhere.

Dude, are you sure your cousin's
gonna let us look at the body?

Not a good question.

Like, maybe we should just
look for the body first. I mean...

that way, if he kicks us out...

mission accomplished.

Too bad we're not here to see my dad.

Dude, what exactly did your dad
say to piss you off so much?

Hey.

This is like straight out
of Vengeance of Doom.

More like Doom 3.

You wanna see if somebody's inside?

They're coming to get you, Barbara!

Thought you weren't scared.

Look. I'm not, all right?

Just don't want the 2-for-1 special.

We came to see Billy
Redford. Let's just see him.

Fine. Whatever.

So you're not gonna talk
about your old man?

He wants me and Lisa to
get to know his fiance.

His ex-fucking secretary
he left my mother for.

Damn, that's foul.

Yeah, he wants us to be
some sort of a family unit.

What the hell does he think me,
my mom, and the brat are?

Three ugly people?

What the hell are you talkin' about? Your
family looks like rejects from good times.

Man, kiss my ass.

Hear that?

Music.

Maybe that's why he can't hear us.

You know,

they say some dudes who
work in places like this

sometimes do things to the bodies.

Yeah. Maybe, uh...

we should come back another time.

You know what's funny?

In a video game,
this is the boring part.

Oh, dude.

The coffin.
Wasn't it closed?

I knew it.

Man, I knew you and your cousin
were tryin' to pull some shit. I knew it!

This wasn't planned, was it?

We're out of here now.

Oh, shit!

- Man, open it!
- Yeah, good idea, stupid.

Man, come on!

Jeff, you're fucking with us!
Cut it out!

Hey, hey. Let's just try the back.
Come on. Come on!

Man, I don't wanna have
to fuck somebody up, man!

Oh, shit...

Oh, shit...

Oh, shit...

Hey, where in the hell is
that music comin' from?

Fuck...
Up, right? Up.

Which way?

Well, that shit doesn't
happen in the light.

Just remember...

This whole thing was your idea.

Dude, look.

Is that blood?

Oh, shit...

Oh, shit, Justin!
Look! Look

I think she's dead.

Dude, swear you're not tryin'
to make me piss myself.

Nah, this is way beyond what I'd do.

Why is she only halfway made up?

I don't know.
Why don't you ask her?

Dude...

We're gonna get out of here.

I'm not gonna let
anything happen to you.

What if something happens to you?

That one's closer.

Feel for the light switch.

I can't see shit!

Oh, shit.
Oh, shit...

God...

What?

Oh, God...

Oh, God, I think I just touched...

Oh, shit.

I just touched him, man!

I touched his face!

Look.

Damn.

Justin, I wanna go home.

God damn...

Where the hell are you, James?

Look, Justin.

Somethin' happened to James, man.
Okay?

All these dead bodies,
they don't have blood, man.

If your cousin's the only one
workin' here tonight, then that's...

that's his blood.

Justin, man...!

It's him.

Redford.

Justin. Honestly, I could
give two fucks right now.

He's the same age as us, dude.

All right, we've seen him.
Now let's just get the hell out of here.

Come on, man.
Let's just go.

Oh, Jesus.

Justin, what are you doin'?

Justin, don't, man!

Justin!

They're only dead bodies.

Oh, shit!

Oh, my God!

Oh God, it's James!

Oh, fuck!
Oh, God...

What the fuck?

Justin... Justin...

Oh, shit...

Justin...!

Oh, shit!

Shit, that ain't makeup.
That ain't makeup!

Come on, man!

My leg! My leg!

Ow! That hurts!

Oh! Come on!

Come on!

Oh, shit...

Be right back.

Oh, shit... oh, shit...

Come on! Justin!

Come on, Justin.
Open the door, man!

Open the door!

Come on, Justin!
Please!

Come on!
Come on!

Get your fucking hands off a me!

Leave him alone!

No!

Son of a bitch!

Motherfucker...!

God damn it, Kerry!

911.
How can I direct your call?

My best friend was just killed
by a freak who drank his blood!

Halloween was last
month, you little shit.

There's been a murder at the
Collingswood funeral home.

Yeah. Murders usually happen before
the bodies get to the funeral home.

You gotta help me! My
best friend just got his

throat torn out at the
Collingswood funeral home!

You know, it's
illegal to crank-call 911.

Yeah?

Dad. It's Justin.

I need your help...

Jeez, it's late!
Call me tomorrow...

Dad!
I need your help!

- Aw, for cryin' out loud...
- Call help...!

Asshole!

Hey.
It's, uh, Kerry's mom, Sally.

Justin, have my knucklehead
give me a call if he's

not spending the night, so
I'll know to pick him up.

God knows what's on
these streets, these days.

Tell him to call me sooner than later.

If he's there too late, he'll
just have to spend the night.

All right. Bye.

Honey?
Are you home?

It's mom. Pick up.

Did you guys go to
a movie or something?

Listen, um... Lisa and I will be
back from Nanna's late tomorrow night.

And I hope you guys are having fun.

Well, not too much fun.

Okay, anyway.
Honey, I love you, and, um...

don't call me on my cell, because
the battery's dead. All right. Bye!

Mom?

Lisa?

Who's there?

Who is it?

Go away or I'm gonna call the police!

You gotta be fucking kidding me!

Justin.

My neck hurts like hell, man.

Don't leave me out here.

Justin, let me in!

How did you get out?

I got away.
Through a window.

My leg wasn't... as bad as...
I thought it was.

Justin.

Let me in, man.

Come on.

Let me in!

Oh, shit, dude.

What did he do?

Come on, Justin.

Let me in, man.

I'm so sorry I left you.

I didn't know what else to do, man.

Oh, God...

I'll call 911.

We're gonna get this freak.
After I get you to a hospital.

Gonna go back to police...

Where did you go?

Kerry!

Kerry, what did he do to you?

Kerry...

I didn't mean for
any of this to happen.

I swear.

You just died.

I'm sorry, Justin.

What?

But I'm so hungry...

Justin!
We're home!

Justin?

Jesus!
What happened here?

Justin!

Oh... sweetheart.
Why are you in bed?

Are you okay?

What's that mess in the living room?

Did you and Kerry have a party?
I asked you to... okay.

If you spill a coke, or
whatever the hell that is,

you don't wait for me to come
home and clean it up, okay?

Oh.

Would you feed Philo
some dog food, please?

He doesn't like dog food.

Dogs eat with us!

Okay. Okay.
He can eat with us.

But he cannot eat what we eat.

You know that's not good for him.

Hey, Justin!

Well, don't look like
you just landed in Oz.

It's your mess, pal.

Nice catch, Canseco.

Hurry up.
Pizza's gettin' cold.

All right yeah.
Smell's good.

Okay.

Okay, sweetheart. You
have to go to your bed now.

Philo.

Attaboy.

Oh, this smells incredible!

You want vegetarian, right?

Yeah.

Okay.

Hello.

Did it come up? Or am I
gonna have to call the cleaner?

Philo!

You get mom mad, you're
not getting any pizza.

He's not getting any,
even if he runs me a hot bath,

and tells me he's
the man of my dreams.

Hush up, Philo!
That's enough.

I mean it.

How's an olive different from a piece
of pizza when they're on the pizza?

Uh, you're not allowed to
use logic till you're 15.

Okay. Gang. We've got pepperoni and
vegetarian, if you're still not eating meat.

And they're both loaded
with tons of garlic.

Cause I know how much you like that.

Did you miss me?

Lisa!

Sorry.

I didn't miss you, either. Just...

Knock it off, you two.

So, Justin.

You wanna tell me about this
little party you and Kerry had?

What is the matter with you?

Knock it off!
You're not getting any pizza!

Um... did your dad call
while we were gone?

Am I the only one having pepperoni?

Guess I should have got the small.

Not hungry.

What's the matter?

Justin, you look terrible.
Come here!

Oh my God.
You are...

You're cold as ice!

Go back to bed, right now!

Oh my God, I...

Oh my God.

Too much partying, I suspect.

I was not...
I was not rude to her.

No, I wasn't! I simply asked to
speak to her. Was that wrong?

Apparently it is!

I asked him if you called him while I
was gone, and he said, no, you did not.

And what do you think that
does to him, when you

break your promises to
him, time and time again?

Okay. So...
you had a conversation.

What happened?

You told him what?

You and your whore?

I don't think so!

Listen to me!
No, you... shh... listen to me!

He's your 17-year-old son.

Not one of your drinking buddies, okay?

Oh, you are such an asshole!

You sucked him.

Jus-tin...

Do him.

Where the hell'd you come from?

Do him.

How the hell are you walking?

Hurts, doesn't it?

What the hell is happening to me?

Look, we have plenty of time to talk later.

You need to go back in there.

No.

Justin, you have to.

He's my dad!

He's the same bastard that treats you,

your mom, and Lisa like crap.

I'd rather see him go down,
if it means you get to live.

What you're feeling,

it will never go away.

You did this to me.

I thought you were my friend!

I am.

What... the fuck is...?

You know when the
doctor says it won't hurt?

Well, this will.

What did you do?

There.
Now feed!

No...

If he dies, it'll be too late.

He wants you to live.

Who?

Him.

Now drink.

For me.

Justin!

Help me...

Kerry...
He's dying.

Why isn't he fed?

Because I don't need to feed.

Not...

Hear that, huh?

Hear the night calling you?

Oh, my little man.

Why don't you just accept
what you're becoming, huh?

Oh, shit...!

Let go of me!

It's Mr. Chaney!

From Kennedy.
The math teacher.

The one who got fired, remember?

He got busted for luring those boys
into his house, and doing shit to them!

They found all those
pictures on his laptop.

Dudes like us!

Our age!

Bravo.
That's an A+ for you, young man.

Should've killed you.

Oh, they did.

And I killed Kerry.

And he, in turn...
killed you.

Eat me!

17 years old, and that's
the best you can do.

Whatever happened to the piss
and vinegar of youth, huh?

Ew.

His dad's dead.

Huh?

There are other houses around here.

Yes.

We must find you some... fresh
nourishment, before the sun comes up.

How'd you get like this?

You're play with the
wrong dick or something?

Or something.

Bring him.

Kerry and I were having a
nice little chat about you.

I feel like I know you
so much better now.

He was telling me how this all
started, because of your dad.

Oh, look. Don't be angry
at him for talking to me.

After all, he is mine, you know.

Must do my bidding.
Do as I say.

That sort of thing.
Blah blah blah. Anyhoo...

He told me that your dad
was a mean, evil bastard.

That he was a...

what'd you call him?

Ah! A dickface!

Yes. A dickface.
How wonderful.

Here's hoping the apple doesn't
fall too far from the tree, huh?

Now...

If you are your father's son,

after you feed, once you turn,

you're gonna be a lot
like your dear old dad.

Mean.

Angry.

And very, very dangerous.

Ta-dah.

No!

Oh, yes.

No...

Hold her down.

Leave her alone!

Leave her alone.

Ooo ahh!

Whoa-ho!

Nice, huh?

Nice and warm.

Yesss...

Yes...

Feel it burn down, deep inside you.

Yeah. Ha ha ha!

Be honest.
Feels good, doesn't it?

Once it seeps down through the core of
your being, it starts reinventing you.

You'll wonder why you ever resisted.

Want more, don't you?

Hungry...

Of course you are.

She's right there.

Feed!

Have at her. Feed!

I can't.

Well, how silly of me.

Up you go, son.

It's all said and done.

You won't miss her.

Did you miss me?

Where's my mother?

She's at home.
She's asleep.

Go home, Lisa.

Go home now. Okay?

Go to mom!

You gotta help me!

Where are you?
Argh!

You can't kill him!

He's already dead!

If we don't stop this guy,
he's gonna kill more people!

Hold him!

I'm nothing like my old man, cocksucker.

We did it.

We did it.

You helped him bring Lisa here.

Justin...

My friend wouldn't do that.

If you even think about
going near my family again.

Look, I was scared of him.

I wouldn't have gone anywhere
near your family by myself, okay?

Except for your dad.

That was a different story.

Look, man.
You have to feed sometime.

You can't keep holdin' back.

I'm not gonna kill anybody.

Look. I went to that fucking funeral
home because you wanted to go.

And that's what friends
do. They stick together.

You're my best friend, man.

You didn't deserve
this. This is all my fault.

I'm not gonna be like this.

I need you to help me.

What do you want me to do?

I want you to promise to
leave my family alone.

I want you to promise you'll
leave Collingswood tonight.

You get as far away
from here as you can.

And what are you gonna do?

I'm gonna win the game.

Sorry, I'm really scared.

My daughter is 10.

Her name is Lisa.

She's about...

God...
Lisa, where were you?

Where were you?

Oh my God! Are you okay?

You scared me so much.

Where's your brother?

What happened to your brother?

Please, God.
Make it quick.

Excuse me.

Is that vengeance of doom?

Yes, it is.

Do you play?

No. My kids.

I buy 'em all that stuff.
They love that horror stuff.

I'd offer you some, but
you don't look old enough.

No, thanks.

I don't drink...

wine.

If you don't mind my asking,
uh... where are you headed?

All the way to New York City.

New York.

Ever been there?

No.

Scary place, New York.

Oh, I think I can handle it.

I sure hope we stop someplace soon.

I'm gettin' kinda hungry.

Hungry...

Yeah.

Me, too.