MasterChef Australia (2009–…): Season 6, Episode 22 - Episode #6.22 - full transcript
(MAGICAL GIRL
CHUKANA IPANEMA)
(SPIRIT)
(CHUKA WITCH ACADEMY)
Chuka Ipanema.
Yes.
You're not getting one of...
Chuka Witch Academy graduation pendants.
President Happosai!
Why is that?
Your class fees,
food, and PTA membership fees...
haven't been paid.
What?
Your house,
one of the most prominent houses...
in the Chuka Magic Realm has gone under...
and become
one of the most well-known poor houses.
Lady Ipanema!
Ms. Ipanema!
Your mother and father
have fled the Chuka Magic Realm!
Lady Ipanema.
Ipanema.
From now on,
you'll be my little princess Ipanema.
I'll run you ragged.
Ipanema!
Keep dilly-dallying
and you'll get no lunch.
My apologies.
I can't do "Little Princess Ipanema."
I can't handle being poor.
"Little Princess Ipanema."
I hate it!
I hate it!
She's a Chuka Witch.
Oh, Shingo.
I love you, Paipai!
...and thicken it with potato starch.
"I'll surpass Paipai!"
I'm serious!
I saw Ipanema turn into a Chuka Witch!
Who cares, when's
breakfast going to be ready?
-Geez.
-Come on, we'll be late for school.
-I'm serious!
-I'm starving.
-I'm so hungry.
-Here you go!
-What's this?
-Mapo tofu,
pepper steak,
and, here, shrimp in chili sauce.
I can't eat such
fatty foods in the morning.
I sure can.
Zip it.
Man, I miss Paipai's food.
Toru!
See you later.
Take care.
Oh, I forgot something.
What are you doing? We're going ahead.
Don't worry about Paipai.
-Thank you.
-See you!
-Shingo, just a second.
-What is it?
Keep my identity secret, okay?
Don't worry.
Takayama?
Sayaka!
-Let's go!
-Okay.
Guess what, someone called Ipanema
moved in, she's a Chuka Witch.
Really?
Come on...
Whatever.
Hey, crayfish...
my parents have gone missing
from the Chuka Magic Realm.
Would you happen to know where they are?
-Lady Ipanema.
-Lady Ipanema.
Tigris! Euphrates!
Your parents fled the Chuka Magic Realm...
but we found them!
-Where?
-We'll show you.
In this area.
We found them here.
We also lost track of them here.
It's so weird, where could they have gone?
My parents are here.
What?
Excuse me, I'd like this bell pepper
and this cabbage, please.
Did you recognize them?
No way.
Father.
Mother.
I'd like to know how our affluent house,
one of the richest in the
Chuka Magic Realm, lost everything.
Please tell me how it happened.
Father? Mother?
If you don't answer me...
What's she doing?
-Sir!
-Madam!
Well, you look great.
Yes!
-Dear...
-I know.
Excuse us.
Sorry!
Wait, sir! I'd like to talk to you.
...I'll sauté you!
Father?
Mother?
Father.
Mother.
What?
It was President Happosai,
the head of Chuka Witch Academy?
There is some land...
available for speculation.
It will definitely increase in value.
I believed her words.
To get the land that Happosai recommended,
I invested everything I had.
That land sank right into the ocean.
Oh, no.
Happosai struggled a lot...
to become the head of
the Chuka Witch Academy.
She probably despised Ipanema,
who never had to work a day in her life
and lived in luxury.
That's why she tricked us
into losing everything.
And made Ipanema's life a living hell.
As if she were...
a little princess.
Well...
About that.
Ipanema...
From now on,
you'll be my little princess Ipanema.
I'll run you ragged.
I feel so sorry for Ipanema.
Tigris, Euphrates...
I'm so sorry for putting you
through all of this.
If you want someone to blame...
blame him.
Excuse me?
If you hadn't fallen
for Happosai's story...
I just followed your lead.
Yes, for once, you were gentle.
Oh, I'm always gentle!
My charms are my
beauty and gentle demeanor.
-How rude of you!
-Oh, excuse me.
You can fight if you want, but I would
like to speak with you about my money.
When would you be able to pay me back?
Father!
Now's not the time.
Euphrates,
you must be serious with money,
even if they are our former masters.
-But...
-What do you mean, "But"?
That's a different story!
-Wait, Sir, Madam!
-Father!
(CHUKA IPANEMA!)
(TAKAYAMA)
They had another kid.
That's no good.
-See you later.
-Bye.
-What's wrong?
-It's nothing.
All right.
It's something!
I might act cheerful...
but I'm really unhappy.
Don't seek life advice
from a first grader!
I'm sorry.
You're a Chuka Witch.
Why not use magic to fix it?
But, I haven't finished my training.
So just become a full-fledged Chuka Witch
like Paipai!
Okay, I will become a proper...
Chuka Witch, just like Paipai.
Shingo, a minute.
I'll try turning you into a girl.
Shao shao pai!
Oh, I messed up.
I don't mind being a guinea pig
for your magic...
but you have to do better.
Sorry! I'll put you back to normal.
Shao shao pai!
Really?
Sorry! Shao shao pai!
Get it together!
Of course, without a graduation pendant
from Chuka Witch Academy...
I guess I can't become
a proper Chuka Witch.
Come on, bro, let's play!
You call that a fair game?
Come on!
No!
I'm going to shift gears and study hard.
-No regrets?
-None!
I have to go study!
Man, I wish Paipai were here right now.
Was Paipai good at baseball?
Yes. She even hit a few home runs.
I see.
I can do what Paipai could do.
Ipanema!
Bro.
Shut up!
Toru, I will hit a home run.
-Hit it.
-Hey.
-Let's do this!
-Yes!
Don't miss.
Strike!
Paipai hit home runs off these speedballs?
Looks like you've never played baseball.
This is a waste of time.
I have to study.
Such good words.
Mother, Father,
please let me hit a home run.
-Father, please.
-Please pay me back!
Wait!
Please stop.
Oh, how annoying.
This is it.
Dear, do something about this.
Scrounge up some money.
Okay, let me think.
You don't need something this luxurious.
Let's sell it.
Okay, that sounds good.
Yes, that's fine.
-Happosai?
-Happosai?
Where's that brat, Ipanema?
Tigris, Euphrates, help us.
Watch out.
What?
Yes, we stand no chance.
Sorry.
Now then,
tell me where Ipanema is.
Chop Suey, crab, bamboo shoot,
shiitake, carrot...
and potato starch to make it thick!
Nice!
-Amazing!
-You did it!
Now's our chance!
I'm so sorry!
Are you okay?
President Happosai!
Come forth, Little Princess Ipanema Ijime!
Hot Ijime!
Cold Ijime!
Get her.
So hot!
So cold!
Hot!
Cold!
Shao shao pai!
Darn it. Without a pendant...
I can't become a Chuka Witch!
Help me!
Ipanema!
That pendant!
Nice!
Little Princess Impanema Ijime Reversal!
Ipara Ipanema shao shao pai!
Stay back!
That's freezing!
That burns!
Oh, so cold!
Idiots!
Disappear!
Shao shao pai!
Too cold!
Too hot!
So hot! So cold!
So hot! So cold!
So hot! So cold!
Cool!
So hot! So cold!
So hot! So cold!
Ipanema!
Wow, Ipanema hit a home run?
Well done.
And she's not even a Chuka Witch.
I'm telling you, she's a real...
Quiet.
Whatever.
President Happosai,
no matter what happens...
I'm not going back to
Little Princess Ipanema.
Shingo.
Seriously?
Shingo.
You win.
(YOU CAN HAVE THE PENDANT.
SHINGO)
Thank you, Shingo.
I'll become an even better
Chuka Witch than Paipai!
(TO BE CONTINUED)
(PREVIEW)
Shingo searches for his navel string.
He meets a suspicious fortuneteller.
"If you want it, you should
get it from your mother in the afterlife.
The way to meet her...
is to head straight to the west."
Shingo follows that advice,
but it's all a trap set by Happosai.
Next episode
on Magical Girl Chukana Ipanema,
"Visit your mother for 3,000 yen."
Look forward to it!
CHUKANA IPANEMA)
(SPIRIT)
(CHUKA WITCH ACADEMY)
Chuka Ipanema.
Yes.
You're not getting one of...
Chuka Witch Academy graduation pendants.
President Happosai!
Why is that?
Your class fees,
food, and PTA membership fees...
haven't been paid.
What?
Your house,
one of the most prominent houses...
in the Chuka Magic Realm has gone under...
and become
one of the most well-known poor houses.
Lady Ipanema!
Ms. Ipanema!
Your mother and father
have fled the Chuka Magic Realm!
Lady Ipanema.
Ipanema.
From now on,
you'll be my little princess Ipanema.
I'll run you ragged.
Ipanema!
Keep dilly-dallying
and you'll get no lunch.
My apologies.
I can't do "Little Princess Ipanema."
I can't handle being poor.
"Little Princess Ipanema."
I hate it!
I hate it!
She's a Chuka Witch.
Oh, Shingo.
I love you, Paipai!
...and thicken it with potato starch.
"I'll surpass Paipai!"
I'm serious!
I saw Ipanema turn into a Chuka Witch!
Who cares, when's
breakfast going to be ready?
-Geez.
-Come on, we'll be late for school.
-I'm serious!
-I'm starving.
-I'm so hungry.
-Here you go!
-What's this?
-Mapo tofu,
pepper steak,
and, here, shrimp in chili sauce.
I can't eat such
fatty foods in the morning.
I sure can.
Zip it.
Man, I miss Paipai's food.
Toru!
See you later.
Take care.
Oh, I forgot something.
What are you doing? We're going ahead.
Don't worry about Paipai.
-Thank you.
-See you!
-Shingo, just a second.
-What is it?
Keep my identity secret, okay?
Don't worry.
Takayama?
Sayaka!
-Let's go!
-Okay.
Guess what, someone called Ipanema
moved in, she's a Chuka Witch.
Really?
Come on...
Whatever.
Hey, crayfish...
my parents have gone missing
from the Chuka Magic Realm.
Would you happen to know where they are?
-Lady Ipanema.
-Lady Ipanema.
Tigris! Euphrates!
Your parents fled the Chuka Magic Realm...
but we found them!
-Where?
-We'll show you.
In this area.
We found them here.
We also lost track of them here.
It's so weird, where could they have gone?
My parents are here.
What?
Excuse me, I'd like this bell pepper
and this cabbage, please.
Did you recognize them?
No way.
Father.
Mother.
I'd like to know how our affluent house,
one of the richest in the
Chuka Magic Realm, lost everything.
Please tell me how it happened.
Father? Mother?
If you don't answer me...
What's she doing?
-Sir!
-Madam!
Well, you look great.
Yes!
-Dear...
-I know.
Excuse us.
Sorry!
Wait, sir! I'd like to talk to you.
...I'll sauté you!
Father?
Mother?
Father.
Mother.
What?
It was President Happosai,
the head of Chuka Witch Academy?
There is some land...
available for speculation.
It will definitely increase in value.
I believed her words.
To get the land that Happosai recommended,
I invested everything I had.
That land sank right into the ocean.
Oh, no.
Happosai struggled a lot...
to become the head of
the Chuka Witch Academy.
She probably despised Ipanema,
who never had to work a day in her life
and lived in luxury.
That's why she tricked us
into losing everything.
And made Ipanema's life a living hell.
As if she were...
a little princess.
Well...
About that.
Ipanema...
From now on,
you'll be my little princess Ipanema.
I'll run you ragged.
I feel so sorry for Ipanema.
Tigris, Euphrates...
I'm so sorry for putting you
through all of this.
If you want someone to blame...
blame him.
Excuse me?
If you hadn't fallen
for Happosai's story...
I just followed your lead.
Yes, for once, you were gentle.
Oh, I'm always gentle!
My charms are my
beauty and gentle demeanor.
-How rude of you!
-Oh, excuse me.
You can fight if you want, but I would
like to speak with you about my money.
When would you be able to pay me back?
Father!
Now's not the time.
Euphrates,
you must be serious with money,
even if they are our former masters.
-But...
-What do you mean, "But"?
That's a different story!
-Wait, Sir, Madam!
-Father!
(CHUKA IPANEMA!)
(TAKAYAMA)
They had another kid.
That's no good.
-See you later.
-Bye.
-What's wrong?
-It's nothing.
All right.
It's something!
I might act cheerful...
but I'm really unhappy.
Don't seek life advice
from a first grader!
I'm sorry.
You're a Chuka Witch.
Why not use magic to fix it?
But, I haven't finished my training.
So just become a full-fledged Chuka Witch
like Paipai!
Okay, I will become a proper...
Chuka Witch, just like Paipai.
Shingo, a minute.
I'll try turning you into a girl.
Shao shao pai!
Oh, I messed up.
I don't mind being a guinea pig
for your magic...
but you have to do better.
Sorry! I'll put you back to normal.
Shao shao pai!
Really?
Sorry! Shao shao pai!
Get it together!
Of course, without a graduation pendant
from Chuka Witch Academy...
I guess I can't become
a proper Chuka Witch.
Come on, bro, let's play!
You call that a fair game?
Come on!
No!
I'm going to shift gears and study hard.
-No regrets?
-None!
I have to go study!
Man, I wish Paipai were here right now.
Was Paipai good at baseball?
Yes. She even hit a few home runs.
I see.
I can do what Paipai could do.
Ipanema!
Bro.
Shut up!
Toru, I will hit a home run.
-Hit it.
-Hey.
-Let's do this!
-Yes!
Don't miss.
Strike!
Paipai hit home runs off these speedballs?
Looks like you've never played baseball.
This is a waste of time.
I have to study.
Such good words.
Mother, Father,
please let me hit a home run.
-Father, please.
-Please pay me back!
Wait!
Please stop.
Oh, how annoying.
This is it.
Dear, do something about this.
Scrounge up some money.
Okay, let me think.
You don't need something this luxurious.
Let's sell it.
Okay, that sounds good.
Yes, that's fine.
-Happosai?
-Happosai?
Where's that brat, Ipanema?
Tigris, Euphrates, help us.
Watch out.
What?
Yes, we stand no chance.
Sorry.
Now then,
tell me where Ipanema is.
Chop Suey, crab, bamboo shoot,
shiitake, carrot...
and potato starch to make it thick!
Nice!
-Amazing!
-You did it!
Now's our chance!
I'm so sorry!
Are you okay?
President Happosai!
Come forth, Little Princess Ipanema Ijime!
Hot Ijime!
Cold Ijime!
Get her.
So hot!
So cold!
Hot!
Cold!
Shao shao pai!
Darn it. Without a pendant...
I can't become a Chuka Witch!
Help me!
Ipanema!
That pendant!
Nice!
Little Princess Impanema Ijime Reversal!
Ipara Ipanema shao shao pai!
Stay back!
That's freezing!
That burns!
Oh, so cold!
Idiots!
Disappear!
Shao shao pai!
Too cold!
Too hot!
So hot! So cold!
So hot! So cold!
So hot! So cold!
Cool!
So hot! So cold!
So hot! So cold!
Ipanema!
Wow, Ipanema hit a home run?
Well done.
And she's not even a Chuka Witch.
I'm telling you, she's a real...
Quiet.
Whatever.
President Happosai,
no matter what happens...
I'm not going back to
Little Princess Ipanema.
Shingo.
Seriously?
Shingo.
You win.
(YOU CAN HAVE THE PENDANT.
SHINGO)
Thank you, Shingo.
I'll become an even better
Chuka Witch than Paipai!
(TO BE CONTINUED)
(PREVIEW)
Shingo searches for his navel string.
He meets a suspicious fortuneteller.
"If you want it, you should
get it from your mother in the afterlife.
The way to meet her...
is to head straight to the west."
Shingo follows that advice,
but it's all a trap set by Happosai.
Next episode
on Magical Girl Chukana Ipanema,
"Visit your mother for 3,000 yen."
Look forward to it!