Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman (1976–1977): Season 1, Episode 20 - Episode #1.20 - full transcript

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MARY HARTMAN! MARY HARTMAN!

GOOD MORNING, MARY.
LOOK, I BROUGHT YOU CAKE.

I'M SCRUBBING MY COUNTERS.

WELL?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WELL?"

UM, WHAT DO YOU THINK
I MEAN?

JUST LAST NIGHT
YOU WERE REUNITED
WITH YOUR FAMILY

AFTER BEING HELD HOSTAGE
BY A MURDERER.

SO, NATURALLY, I ASK "WELL?"
IT'S A QUESTION.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

I... I MEAN WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH YOU AND TOM?



WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT
AFTER YOU GOT HOME?

IS THAT A QUESTION?

WELL, WHAT DOES IT
SOUND LIKE?

IT SOUNDS LIKE 2 QUESTIONS.

THEN PICK ONE
AND ANSWER IT.

CAN YOU TELL MY AGE
FROM MY HANDS?

MARY, I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK
AT YOUR HANDS
TO TELL YOUR AGE.

I'M YOUR MOTHER.
I KNOW HOW OLD YOU ARE.

OH, YOUR LITTLE HAND!

THIS DISH SOAP
IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE
YOUR HANDS LOOK YOUNGER.

I... I WAS TALKING
ABOUT YOUR MARRIAGE.

I'M TALKING ABOUT
MY HANDS.

DOES MY FACE LOOK OLDER
THAN MY HANDS?

W-WHAT'S GOING ON
BETWEEN YOU AND TOM?



NOTHING.

WHY DON'T YOU
WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT IT.

WHY, YOU WERE TALKING
ABOUT YOUR HANDS.

I'M TALKING
ABOUT THE DISH SOAP!

I-I-I'M SORRY, MARY.

I... I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN,

BUT...

OH, YOUR HANDS
ARE VERY YOUNG.

YES, THEY ARE
VERY, VERY YOUNG.

AND, NOW... NOW TELL ME,

THERE IS SOMETHING GOING ON
BETWEEN YOU AND TOM.

YOU HARDLY EVEN SPEAK
TO EACH OTHER
WHEN YOU'RE TOGETHER.

SOMETIMES,
YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK
AT EACH OTHER.

NOW, THAT MEANS
SOMETHING IS GOING WRONG,
DOESN'T IT?

HOW YOUNG?

WHAT?

HOW YOUNG DO MY HANDS LOOK?

IT MUST BE BIORHYTHMS.

I'M TALKING ABOUT MY HANDS!

IT MUST...
IF I CAN'T TALK ABOUT MY HANDS
TO MY OWN MOTHER

WHO AM I GONNA
TALK ABOUT MY HANDS TO?

IT MUST BE BIORHYTHMS
THAT'S WRONG WITH MY FAMILY!

WHAT IS THAT, "BIORHYTHMS"?
A DISEASE?

H-HAVEN'T YOU SEEN
THAT MACHINE
IN THE THRIFTY DRUG STORE?

YOU KNOW
THE BIORHYTHMS MACHINE?

YOU, UH, UM,

TURN THE DIAL TO YOUR BIRTHDAY

AND A CARD COMES OUT,
LIKE THAT, YOU SEE,

AND TELLS YOU WHAT TO EXPECT
FOR THE NEXT CYCLE.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW EVERYBODY IN MY FAMILY

CAN HAVE SUCH BAD CYCLES!

THEY ALL HAVE
DIFFERENT BIRTHDAYS
ON DIFFERENT DATES,

UH, HOW CAN THAT BE?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN,
I DON'T DO BIORHYTHMS.

UH, NOTHING IS GOING RIGHT
IN THIS FAMILY.

AND GRANDPA, GRANDPA,

HE'S RUNNING AROUND
WITH THAT YOUNG ROBERTA.

ROBERTA AND FANNY CRUICKSHANK.

NOW, HE'S TOO OLD
TO BE RUNNING AROUND
WITH 2 WOMEN.

HE... HE'S TOO OLD
TO RUN AROUND
WITH ONE WOMAN.

HE SHOULDN'T BE RUNNING,
UH, AROUND AT ALL.

HE'S LIABLE
TO GET A HEART ATTACK.

GRANDPA'S TOO OLD
TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK.

MMM, I'M TALKING
ABOUT MY HEART.

AND WHAT ABOUT CATHY?

SHE'S TOO YOUNG, MA.

FOR WHAT?

TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK.

NO, SHE'LL GIVE ME
A HEART ATTACK.

OH, FALLING IN LOVE
WITH THAT YOUNG,
DEAF-MUTE BOY,

NOW, WHAT KIND OF A MARRIAGE
CAN SHE HAVE?

AT LEAST THEY WON'T ARGUE.

LIKE YOU AND TOM
ARE ARGUING?
WE DON'T ARGUE.

WELL, I KNOW.
YOU DON'T EVEN SPEAK.

WHAT'S WRONG, MARY?
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
WHAT IS WRONG?

MA, THERE'S
NOTHING WRONG.
OH.

SWEETHEART, DON'T EAT
CHOCOLATE BEFORE BREAKFAST.
IT'LL SPOIL YOUR APPETITE.

SHE HASN'T HAD BREAKFAST YET?

NO, SHE WAS UP
VERY, VERY LATE LAST NIGHT.

AND BECAUSE
IT WAS A SPECIAL EVENT,

I TOLD HER SHE COULD SLEEP IN
AND THEN NOT GO
TO SCHOOL TODAY.

CHOCOLATE HAS VITAMINS.
ASTRONAUTS ATE IT.

NO, IT'S VERY BAD
FOR YOUR COMPLEXION.

THE ASTRONAUTS
HAVEN'T GOT PIMPLES.

YES, THEY DO.
IT'S JUST THAT THEY DON'T
SHOW IT ON TELEVISION.

NOW, SIT THERE
AND FINISH BREAKFAST, OK?

I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE.

AFTER YOUR BREAKFAST.

HOW COME DADDY
STAYED DOWNSTAIRS LAST NIGHT
AND SLEPT ON THE COUCH?

GO OUTSIDE.

OH, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

OH, IT'S FRIDAY.
I HAVE TO GO
SANITIZE MY TOILET.

I ALWAYS SANITIZE MY TOILET
ON FRIDAY.

WHAT DAY DO YOU
SANITIZE YOUR TOILET, MA?
HUH?

YOU KNOW, ON THE LABEL IT SAYS
THAT YOU SHOULD DO IT
REGULARLY, ONCE A WEEK,

AND I ALWAYS DO IT ON FRI...

IT MAKES EVERYTHING NICE
FOR THE WEEKEND.

MARY, I KNOW
T-T-TIMES ARE CHANGING

AND NOW EVEN POOR PEOPLE
GET A DIVORCE,

BUT IF YOU THINK
I'M GOING TO STAND BY
WHILE A DAUGHTER OF MINE

GETS A DIVORCE,

OF COURSE,
UNLESS SHE HATES HIM,

YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMIN'.

WELL, YOU LIKE HIM,
DON'T YOU, MA?

YES, I LIKE HIM.

YOU KNOW,
YOUR MOTHER IS NO FOOL.
YOU WANT MY ADVICE?

NO.

WELL, MY ADVICE TO YOU

IS THAT YOU SHOULD
MAKE UP WITH TOM.

YOU KNOW, HE'S NOT
THE WORLD'S MOST
PERFECT PERSON IN THE WORLD.

BUT, HE IS,

H-HE'S A NICE FELLOW,
AND... AND YOU CAN'T
DENY THAT

HE'S A MAN.

AND... AND YOU CAN'T DENY
THAT HE IS THE FATHER
OF YOUR CHILD.

NOW YOU CAN'T DENY THAT,
CAN YOU?

NO.

THANK GOODNESS.

AND HE'S STEADY,

AND HE'S KIND
AND I'VE ALWAYS LIKED HIM.

AND... AND YOU COULD DO
A LOT WORSE, YOU KNOW.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THIS ARGUMENT IS
BETWEEN YOU AND TOM,

BUT I DO KNOW THIS,

EVEN IF YOU ARE MISERABLE
LIVING WITH HIM,

IT'S THE ONLY WAY
YOU'RE GONNA BE HAPPY.

HI, MARY.

WELL, WE'RE JUST ABOUT
FINISHED PACKING.

WE'RE LEAVING
FOR NASHVILLE
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING,

AND I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND

TAKING CARE
OF CONWAY AND TWITTY FOR US
WHILE WE'RE GONE.

FISH?

WELL, THAT'LL BE
A NEW EXPERIENCE FOR ME.

I NEVER TRIED
BEING A FISH-SITTER BEFORE.

WHAT IS IT?

CONWAY AND TWITTY?

UH-HUH.

AND I'D APPRECIATE
THAT IF YOU'D BE
EXTRA SPECIAL NICE TO TWITTY

BECAUSE SHE'S PREGNANT.

OH, REALLY?
YEAH.

WHICH ONE IS TWITTY?

LITTLE CHUBBET ONE,
RIGHT THERE, SEE?

SEE HOW SHE'S SWIMMING,
ALL PROUD AND SASSY?

HOW MANY DO THEY HAVE?

YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.

BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
I'M SURE THAT THERE'LL BE
ENOUGH ROOM

FOR ALL OF THEM IN HERE.

OH, LORETTA,

I'M GONNA MISS YOU.

I'M GONNA MISS YOU,
TOO, MARY.

YOU KNOW,

I'M A LITTLE BIT WORRIED
ABOUT YOU AND TOM.

YOU ARE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT,
AREN'T YOU, WHILE I'M GONE?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
IT'S VERY CONFUSING.

MAYBE IT'S EASIER
IF YOU HAVE A CAREER.

IS IT HARD TO SING?

EXCUSE ME.

YES?

HELLO.

OH, HI.

I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU
WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON.

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

I 'M SORRY, I MEAN
YOUR REGULAR CLOTHES,

WITHOUT
YOUR POLICEMAN'S UNIFORM.

IT'S ME. SGT. FOLEY.

YEAH.

YOU WANNA COME
ALL THE WAY IN?

UM,

I'VE GOT THE DAY OFF, MARY.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY
AND I'VE GOT MY CAR OUTSIDE

AND I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
LIKE TO GO FOR A DRIVE.

YES!

OH, HI, SGT. FOLEY.
HOW ARE YOU?
MRS. HAGGERS.

WHY, UM, YES I'D...
I'D LOVE TO.

FINE.

YOU SEE,
TOM TOOK HIS CAR TO WORK

AND THE BATTERIES ARE DEAD
IN MY CAR.

AND I HAVE TO SHOP FOR FOOD
FOR THE WEEKEND,

I'M ALL OUT OF SANITIZER
FOR THE TOILET.

I'D LIKE IF YOU TAKE ME
TO THE MARKET,
THAT IS, IF YOU DON'T MIND.

SOUNDS REALLY NEAT.

NEAT?

GOING TO THE MARKET, NEAT?

WELL, THE WORLD IS FULL
OF A NUMBER OF THINGS.

THERE'S THE SUN,

AND THE MOON,

AND THE STARS,

AND THE PARK,

AND THE SUPERMARKET...

HI, COACH.

HELLO, 35.

YOU REMEMBERED MY NUMBER.

STILL GOT
THE GOOD HANDS? HUH?

YEAH.

AH, COME ON.

SET IT UP FOR YOU,
GIVE IT TO ME AND GO.

THERE YOU GO.

OH, BOY.
ONE MORE, COME ON.

THERE YOU GO.

AH, HOW ARE YOU, 35?

I'M GOOD.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

GOOD TO SEE YOU, COACH.

YOU REMEMBERED MY NUMBER.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I REMEMBER THE NUMBER
OF EVERY BASKETBALL PLAYER
ON THAT TEAM

YOUR SENIOR YEAR.

IT'S THE BEST TEAM
WE EVER HAD.

YEAH, IT WAS A GOOD TEAM,
WASN'T IT?

HAVEN'T HAD
A WINNING YEAR SINCE THEN.

BOY, BUT THAT WAS A GOOD TEAM.

YEAH.

WE WON 18 GAMES THAT YEAR.

YEAH, WE

WON 18 AND LOST 17.

HEY, COACH, I, UH,

I GUESS THOSE WERE
THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE.

YOU KNOW.

WELL, THERE'S NO SUBSTITUTE
FOR SUCCESS, 35.

I ALWAYS IMPRESS THAT
ON MY BOYS.

THAT'S
THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE.

THAT'S WHY THIS COUNTRY'S
NEVER LOST A WAR.

WELL, THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE
WHO THINK WE LOST
THE WAR IN VIETNAM.

WHO, SOME COMMIE PINKO?

IF WE LOST THE WAR IN VIETNAM,

WHY IS IT WE NEVER
HEAR ANYTHING
ABOUT THEM LITTLE GOOKS,

AND US YOU HEAR ABOUT
ALL THE TIME?

THAT'S RIGHT.

I GUESS I NEVER REALLY
THOUGHT IT OUT LIKE YOU DID.
I GUESS I NEVER REALLY DID.

YEAH, WELL,
I READ A LOT, YOU KNOW.

ANYWAY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING AROUND HERE, 35?

ME? I...

I DON'T KNOW. I JUST THOUGHT
I 'D COME BACK, YOU KNOW,

AND LOOK AT
THE OLD LOCKER ROOM

AND THE OLD GYM, AND,

YOU KNOW...

THAT'S MY LOCKER
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT?

THIS WAS IT,
RIGHT HERE.

YEAH, I KNOW, HOW WELL I KNOW.

YOU REMEMBER THAT?
YEAH, SURE I REMEMBER THAT.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING
BOTHERING YOU, 35.

I KNOW MY BOYS.

AND REMEMBER
WHAT I USED TO TELL YOU.

THE COACH SAID THAT
THE DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN,
ANYTIME YOU WANT TO USE IT,

I'LL GIVE YOU AN EAR.

YEAH.

I ALWAYS BUILT
GOOD RELATIONSHIPS
WITH MY BOYS.

YOU REMEMBER HOW I USED TO

ALWAYS TELL YOU
THAT IT WAS WRONG FOR YOU
AND ALL THE BOYS TO HAVE SEX,

ESPECIALLY DURING
BASKETBALL SEASON?

YEAH.

YEAH, WELL, SOME OF MY BOYS
DIDN'T AGREE TO THAT,

YOU KNOW,
THEY THOUGHT I WAS WRONG,

BUT, UH,
THAT WAS ONLY AT FIRST,

BY THE TIME
THE BASKETBALL SEASON
ROLLED AROUND,

NONE OF THEM
WERE HAVING ANY SEX.
YOU REMEMBER?

YEAH.

YEAH,
I... I REMEMBER THAT.

WELL,

YOU CAN TALK TO ME,
I'LL GIVE YOU GOOD ADVICE.

LOOK, COACH.
WHAT'S YOUR TROUBLE, MMM?

WELL...
COME ON.

COME ON, YOU CAN TALK FREELY.
WELL, LOOK,

HERE'S THE...

I MEAN, IF YOUR COACH
IS A REAL MAN,

HE'LL LISTEN TO
ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY,
YOU KNOW?

YEAH.

LOOK, COACH...
EXCEPT ABOUT SEX.

IF YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT SEX
AND DIRT LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW,
FORGET IT.

BUT, UH...

COME ON, WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU?

NOTHING.

NOTHING'S BOTHERING ME AT ALL.

NOTHING?
NO,

NOTHING.

YOU LOOK A LITTLE SAD.

ME, SAD? I'M NOT SAD.

I'M JUST A LITTLE MELANCHOLY,
THAT'S ALL,

BECAUSE I CAME BACK HERE
TO THE OLD LOCKER ROOM.

YOU KNOW?
I KNOW.

YOU GET THAT, DON'T YOU?

SURE.

WELL, I'M GLAD TO SEE
THAT EVERYTHING'S OK, 25.

35.

YEAH.

LISTEN, UH,

IT'S, UH,
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

GIVES ME A THRILL,
REALLY DOES.

KIND OF MAKES ME PROUD
TO THINK THAT, UH,

I HAD A LITTLE BIT TO DO
WITH SETTING SOME OF YOU BOYS
ON A GOOD STRAIGHT PATH TO

FIGHTING THE BATTLES OF LIFE.

I'M GLAD WE HAD
THIS HEART-TO-HEART TALK,
I REALLY AM. I, UH...

WELL, TAKE 5 LAPS
AND GO TO THE SHOWER.

EXCUSE ME,
IS ANYONE SITTING HERE?

NO. GO RIGHT AHEAD.

WE REALLY COULD HAVE LEFT
THAT STUFF IN THE CAR.

NO.

THE POLICE SAY,

YOU SHOULDN'T LEAVE ARTICLES
IN AN UNATTENDED AUTOMOBILE.

WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T LISTEN
TO EVERYTHING THE POLICE SAY.

OH, NO,
I THINK WE SHOULD.

AFTER ALL THE POLICE, UM...

IS THAT A JOKE?

I MEAN, YOU BEING
A POLICEMAN AND ALL,
THAT WAS A JOKE, RIGHT?

YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL SMILE.

YOU REALLY THINK SO?

I REALLY THINK SO.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?

TO WHAT?

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE
TO DRINK?

OH, UH, TO DRINK?
YOU MEAN TO DRINK.

UM, I DON'T EVEN THINK
I BETTER DRINK,

I GET A LITTLE TIPSY.

THERE'S NO HARM IN THAT.

I'LL HAVE AN UNCOLA.

OH, COULD YOU PUT
THIS BUTTER IN THE, UH,

REFRIGERATOR, PLEASE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
FINE, SURE.

SCOTCH AND WATER FOR ME.

RIGHT.

DOESN'T IT FEEL FUNNY
BEING IN A BAR

IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE AFTERNOON?

WELL, IT'S, UH,

IT'S NOT
THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON

AND IT'S... IN FACT
IT'S ALMOST COCKTAIL HOUR.

HMM,

I NEVER HAVE COCKTAILS.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

YOU... YOU KNOW,
FOR COCKTAIL HOUR
AROUND DINNER TIME?

TOM HAS A SCHLITZ
WHILE I FINISH COOKING.

HE'S A VERY LUCKY MAN

TO HAVE SOMEBODY LIKE YOU.

I'M JUST A WIFE.

NO, YOU'RE
A VERY SPECIAL PERSON.

YOU'RE A VERY SPECIAL PERSON.

NO, DON'T SAY THAT.

WHY?

'CAUSE I GET EMBARRASSED.

ALL RIGHT,
I'LL CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

UH,

HAVE YOU SEEN
ANY GOOD MOVIES LATELY?

WHAT'S SPECIAL ABOUT ME?

YOU'RE VERY WARM.

YOU'RE VERY ATTRACTIVE.

YOU'RE VERY SENSITIVE.

YOU'RE VERY SIMPATICO.

I'M EMBARRASSED AGAIN.

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT DOES SIMPATICO MEAN?

EASY TO RELATE TO.

IS IT GOOD?

I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL.

I THINK YOU'RE WONDERFUL.

ALL RIGHT, UH, YOU DON'T WANT
ME TO SAY THAT?

OH, NO, NO.
I DON'T MIND YOU SAYING IT.

YOU MEAN... YOU CAN SAY
I'M WONDERFUL.

I MEAN, THAT'S FINE.

UH, I... JUST AS LONG AS
IT'S NOT PERSONAL.

OH, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

I'D, UH,

LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST.

SO RAISE YOUR GLASS
TO A WONDERFUL WOMAN.

TO A WONDERFUL WOMAN.

I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU TAKING ME SHOPPING.

OH, I REALLY ENJOYED IT.

I DIDN'T KNOW
HOW I WOULD HAVE
GOTTEN TO THE MARKET

OTHERWISE 'CAUSE,

I HAD SO MANY THINGS THAT
I HAD TO GET FOR AROUND
THE HOUSE, YOU KNOW.

SO I GATHERED.

DO YOU EVER USE THIS STUFF?

IT'S WONDERFUL
FOR SANITIZING TOILETS.

MMM, NO, NEVER TRIED IT.

BUT I DON'T DO HOUSEWORK.

I HAVE, UH, AN APARTMENT
WITH MAID SERVICE.

WHO DOES YOUR HOUSEWORK?

I HAVE MAID SERVICE.

OH, THAT'S RIGHT. I FORGOT.

ARE YOU A LITTLE NERVOUS?

NO.

WHAT, DO I SEEM
A LITTLE NERVOUS?
NO, I'M NOT... I'M NOT NERVOUS.

WHY,
BECAUSE I'M A MARRIED WOMAN

HAVING A COCKTAIL
IN A COCKTAIL LOUNGE

IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE AFTERNOON,
WITH A GOOD-LOOKING PERSON?

NO, NO I'M NOT NERVOUS
ABOUT THAT.

WHAT?

IS SOMETHING WRONG?

UM,

NO.

NOTHING.

I'M HAVING A TERRIBLE
EMOTIONAL PROBLEM HERE.

W-W-WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

NO, IT'S JUST EMOTIONAL,
YOU KNOW. THAT'S IT.

W-W-WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?

UM,

I... I... I DON'T THINK
I SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT
OR ANYTHING.

WELL, I'M YOUR FRIEND, MARY.

NO, I JUST DON'T THINK
IT'S RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT.
IT'S, UH,

IT'S ABOUT SOMEBODY
THAT I KNOW VERY WELL.

AND, UM,

I'VE KNOWN HIM FOR, UH,

YOU KNOW, 13 YEARS.

UM, ACTUALLY, IT'LL BE
14 YEARS, UM, IN APRIL.

IS IT YOUR HUSBAND?

AM I THAT TRANSPARENT?

LISTEN, LET ME WARN YOU,

NEVER TELL ME A SECRET.

I MEAN,
IT'S NOT THAT I TELL PEOPLE,

I'M JUST VERY TRANSPARENT.

YOU'RE NOT TRANSPARENT, MARY.

YOU'RE CANDID.

AND WHAT EXACTLY
IS THE PROBLEM?

I... I DON'T, UH, FEEL
THAT I SHOULD... CAN TELL YOU.

I JUST DON'T FEEL
THAT I SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT

MY MARITAL PROBLEM,

IN A, UM, BAR, YOU KNOW.

UH,

ALTHOUGH,

UH, IT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE
THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE,
I TALKED ABOUT IT.

BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT.
UH, IT WAS DIFFERENT.

HOW?

WELL, YOU SEE, UM,

TOM WAS HERE AND, UH,

AND SO YOU KNOW IT WASN'T...

WE TALKED ABOUT IT TOGETHER,
AND, UH,

IT WAS NOT LIKE TALKING
ABOUT SOMEONE
BEHIND THEIR BACK.

MARY, UH,

LET'S GO UP TO MY PLACE.

IT'S COMFORTABLE THERE.
IT'S QUIET. WE CAN TALK.

I... I DON'T KNOW. UM...

I'M JUST NOT SURE I SHOULD.

YOU SEE, I HAVE BUTTER,
YOU KNOW, BACK THERE
AND IT'LL MELT.

WAITER.

WE CAN PUT IT
IN MY REFRIGERATOR.

OH, WELL,

I GUESS IT'LL BE
ALL RIGHT THEN.

THE CHECK.

AND, UH, THE BUTTER.
RIGHT.