Married with Children (1986–1997) - episodes with scripts
Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He has a very attractive but lazy wife named Peggy who constantly nags him to death while throwing the little money he earns away on herself. He also has a very promiscuous teen aged daughter named Kelly who makes up in attractiveness what she lacks in IQ points, and a not so attractive but bright teen aged son named Bud who seems to think he is a ladies man. To add to Al's misery is his yuppie next door neighbors Marcy and Steve. Marcy and Steve eventually split up with Marcy keeping the house next door to the Bundys and Steve moving away to be a forest ranger. Later Marcy gets remarried to a gigolo named Jefferson who is the male version of Peggy. The sitcom revolves around Al's never ending attempts to better his life which always leads him right back to where he started.
Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
- 1. He Thought He Could
- 2. I'm Going to Sweatland
- 3. Poke High
- 4. The Camping Show
- 5. Dump of My Own
- 6. Her Cups Runneth Over
- 7. The Bald and the Beautiful
- 8. The Gypsy Cried
- 9. Requiem for a Dead Barber
- 10. I'll See You in Court
- 12. My Mom, the Mom
- 13. Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me
- 14. A Three Job, No Income Family
- 15. The Harder They Fall
- 16. The House That Peg Lost
- 17. Married... with Prom Queen: Part 1
- 18. Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel
- 19. The Dateless Amigo
- 21. Life's a Beach
- 22. Here's Looking at You, Kid
Season 5
- 1. We'll Follow the Sun
- 2. Al... with Kelly
- 3. Sue Casa, His Casa
- 4. The Unnatural
- 5. Dance Show
- 6. Kelly Bounces Back
- 7. Married... with Aliens
- 8. Wabbit Season
- 9. Do Ya Think I'm Sexy
- 10. One Down, Two to Go
- 11. And Baby Makes Money
- 12. Married... with Who
- 13. The Godfather
- 14. Look Who's Barking
- 15. A Man's Castle
- 16. All-Nite Security Dude
- 17. Oldies But Young 'Uns
- 18. Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers
- 19. Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?
- 20. Top of the Heap
- 21. You Better Shop Around: Part 1
- 22. You Better Shop Around: Part 2
- 23. Route 666: Part 1
- 24. Route 666: Part 2
- 25. Buck the Stud
Season 6
- 1. She's Having a Baby: Part 1
- 2. She's Having a Baby: Part 2
- 3. If Al Had a Hammer
- 4. Cheese, Cues, and Blood
- 5. Lookin' for a Desk in All the Wrong Places
- 6. Buck Has a Belly Ache
- 7. If I Could See Me Now
- 8. God's Shoes
- 9. Kelly Does Hollywood: Part 1
- 10. Kelly Does Hollywood: Part 2
- 11. Al Bundy, Shoe Dick
- 12. So This Is How Sinatra Felt
- 13. I Who Have Nothing
- 14. The Mystery of Skull Island
- 15. Just Shoe It
- 16. Rites of Passage
- 17. The Egg and I
- 18. My Dinner with Anthrax
- 19. Psychic Avengers
- 20. High I.Q.
- 21. Teacher Pets
- 22. The Goodbye Girl
- 23. The Gas Station Show
- 24. England Show I
- 25. England Show II: Wastin' the Company's Money
- 26. England Show III: We're Spending as Fast as We Can
Season 7
- 1. Magnificent Seven
- 2. T-R-A Something, Something Spells Tramp
- 3. Every Bundy Has a Birthday
- 4. Al on the Rocks
- 5. What I Did for Love
- 6. Frat Chance
- 7. The Chicago Wine Party
- 8. Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore
- 9. Rock of Ages
- 10. Death of a Shoe Salesman
- 11. The Old College Try
- 12. Christmas
- 13. Wedding Show
- 14. It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
- 15. Heels on Wheels
- 16. Mr. Empty Pants
- 17. You Can't Miss
- 18. Peggy and the Pirates
- 19. Go for the Old
- 20. Un-Alful Entry
- 21. Movie Show
- 22. 'Til Death Do Us Part
- 23. 'Tis Time to Smell the Roses
- 24. Old Insurance Dodge
- 25. The Wedding Repercussions
- 26. The Proposition
Season 8
- 1. A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?
- 2. Hood in the Boyz
- 3. Proud to Be Your Bud?
- 4. Luck of the Bundys
- 5. Banking on Marcy
- 6. No Chicken, No Check
- 7. Take My Wife, Please
- 8. Scared Single
- 9. No Ma'am
- 10. Dances with Weezy
- 11. Change for a Buck
- 12. A Little Off the Top
- 13. The Worst Noel
- 14. Sofa So Good
- 15. Honey, I Blew Up Myself
- 16. How Green Was My Apple
- 17. Valentine's Day Massacre
- 18. Get Outta Dodge
- 19. Field of Screams
- 20. The D'Arcy Files
- 21. Nooner or Later
- 22. Ride Scare
- 23. The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
- 24. Assault and Batteries
- 25. Al Goes Deep
- 26. Kelly Knows Something
Season 9
- 1. Shoeway to Heaven
- 2. Driving Mr. Boondy
- 3. Kelly Breaks Out
- 4. Naughty But Niece
- 5. Business Sucks: Part 1
- 6. Business Still Sucks: Part 2
- 7. Dial 'B' for Virgin
- 8. Sleepless in Chicago
- 9. No Pot to Pease In
- 10. Dud Bowl
- 11. A Man for No Seasons
- 12. I Want My Psycho Dad: Part 1
- 13. I Want My Psycho Dad: Second Blood: Part 2
- 14. The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked
- 15. Kelly Takes a Shot
- 16. Best of Bundy
- 17. Get the Dodge Outta Hell
- 18. 25 Years and What Do You Get?
- 19. Ship Happens: Part 1
- 20. Ship Happens: Part 2
- 21. Something Larry This Way Comes
- 22. And Bingo Was Her Game-O
- 23. User Friendly
- 24. Pump Fiction
- 25. My Favorite Married...
- 26. Radio Free Trumaine
- 27. Shoeless Al
- 28. The Undergraduate
Season 10
- 1. Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
- 2. A Shoe Room with a View
- 3. Requiem for a Dead Briard
- 4. Reverend Al
- 5. How Bleen Was My Kelly
- 6. The Weaker Sex
- 7. Flight of the Bumblebee
- 8. Blonde and Blonder
- 9. The Two That Got Away
- 10. Dud Bowl II
- 12. Bearly Men
- 13. Love Conquers Al
- 14. I Can't Believe It's Butter
- 15. The Hood, the Bud & the Kelly: Part 1
- 16. The Hood, the Bud & the Kelly: Part 2
- 17. Calendar Girl
- 18. The Agony and the Extra C
- 19. Spring Break: Part 1
- 20. Spring Break: Part 2
- 21. Turning Japanese
- 22. Al Goes to the Dogs
- 23. Enemies
- 24. Bud Hits the Books
- 25. Kiss of the Coffee Woman
- 26. Torch Song Duet
- 27. The Joke's on Al
Season 11
- 1. Twisted
- 2. Children of the Corns
- 3. Kelly's Gotta Habit
- 4. Requiem for a Chevyweight: Part 1
- 5. Requiem for a Chevyweight: Part 2
- 6. A Bundy Thanksgiving
- 7. The Juggs Have Left the Building
- 8. God Help Ye Merry Bundymen
- 9. Crimes Against Obesity
- 10. The Stepford Peg
- 11. Bud on the Side
- 12. Grime and Punishment
- 13. T*R*A*S*H
- 14. Breaking Up Is Easy to Do: Part 1
- 15. Breaking Up Is Easy to Do: Part 2
- 16. Breaking Up Is Easy to Do: Part 3
- 17. Live Nude Peg
- 18. A Babe in Toyland
- 19. Birthday Boy Toy
- 20. Damn Bundys
- 21. Lez Be Friends
- 22. The Desperate Half-Hour
- 23. How to Marry a Moron
- 24. Chicago Shoe Exchange