Marie Antoinette (2022-…): Season 1, Episode 7 - The Ostrich Bitch - full transcript

Marie Antoinette is pregnant at last, but her reputation is attacked when explicit pamphlets challenging the legitimacy of her unborn child appear at Versailles. The castle is locked down and investigated in order to uncover the traitor.

Previously on Marie Antoinette

The Queen's about to lose her crown

What's all this nonsense about a divorce?

We must face reality

Seven years and the marriage remains childless

You need an heir and quickly

The Emperor may play the touchy feely family man

But all he cares about is expanding his empire

This?

Bavaria

And the perpetrator?



Have you hunted him down?

I'm on the case

I expect you to find him, Bulmarshi

She's related to Maupar

You shouldn't be discussing a private life with her

You need to be on my sister day and night

There will be no divorce

She has performed her duty

Not quite

I have to talk to you

One of your courtiers kicked me in the stomach

What?

Who was it?

All the guards and they will be banished from...



Really?

Yes

Really?

Careful

Do you like these?

Let me

So sorry

What are you doing?

I can't wait for you any longer

But...

But that's my job

The other way around

No

I think a bit tighter

Not so tight

Thank you

You do know my heart is shattered

Your heart is shattered

It is with the greatest happiness

That I can announce

The Queen is pregnant with our first child

We'll never get rid of her now

Not unless it's a girl

If it's a boy, we're finished

We'll never get rid of her now

Not unless it's a girl

Not unless it's a boy

So?

You have grown two inches

Since the 27th of August

Is that normal?

For a pregnancy of six months

Perfectly normal

God help us if it's a girl

We will have plenty of opportunities

To have sons

Please tell that to my mother

Don't worry about mama

You have me now

I do

Uncle

What is it?

Poor Louie

Is this what they think of me?

Poor Louie

How dreadfully embarrassing

To play the cock old

Mind you, Chartre does look impressive

Extremely

Well you know what they say

There's no smoke without fire

What do you think, Prevost?

I couldn't possibly comment

On that filthy smut

This isn't just about me

This is a grotesque attack on us

I will deal with it

Like you dealt with the white doves

I wasn't in charge of that investigation, Majesty

Steps were taken, but unfortunately

They were not completely successful

That is why I have asked Maupar

To begin his investigation immediately

How can I trust him?

He wanted to lock me up in a convent

And throw away the key

We have to put the past behind us

We must act swiftly

Before the libel spreads to Paris

And to Europe

Let me protect you

And how do you propose to do that?

We close the gates

Nobody enters

Nobody leaves

Not until we find answers

We'll show this court that we mean business

Go upstairs

Absolutely outrageous

You have no idea who I am

It's amazing

Get your hands off me

Get your hands off me

Get your hands off me

Your disdain for the Queen is hardly a secret

Is that a crime?

It's certainly a sign of disrespect

How far are you prepared to go, Madame de Noy?

The libel is the product of a warped mind

My mind, as you're well aware,

Maupar is far too straight

The public rooms have been scoured

Hundreds of courtiers questioned

And what have we found?

Nothing

What do we do now?

We move closer to home

Well, you have no choice

Very well, do it

Thank you, Maupar

Do you have a moment?

I'm working

I feel obliged to voice my concern

Do you now?

Your sense of duty truly knows no bounds, brother

What is it?

It's about the investigation

Have you even considered the possibility that Shatra is the father?

Your concern is unwarranted

Come on

You've seen the way he looks at her

The man is cuntstruck

The question that's on everyone's lips

Tell me

Is this an accurate depiction of the Duke de Charte?

Stop that

It's in the ballpark

Though I'm not sure the artist captures Antoinette in her best light

I wonder how she's taking it

She's not like us

She's a sensitive soul

Do I detect a male wishful longing?

Am I speaking to a man who has fallen in love?

Love is not a word I recognize

Lust, then

Primitive, insatiable lust

Senor, come with us

What's going on?

Thank you for coming to see me

Did I have a choice?

I invited you here because you're depicted in the Libell

Has it caused you distress?

On the contrary

It has lifted my spirits no end

Do you have any idea who may be responsible?

None at all

As the heir to the House of Orleans

Wouldn't you benefit from casting doubt on the Bourbon line?

It's not me who calls her the ostrich bitch

Why aren't you investigating the Bourbons?

I'm investigating everyone

This is an outrage

Our pal would spin in his grave

Ostrich bitch

Those words first came out of your mouth, did they not?

Dear Lord, have mercy

What will happen to us?

Bugger all, we're not criminals

But you must admit you said it

Yes

No

We admit nothing

You ought to be ashamed of yourself more about without us

You wouldn't be sitting in that chair

Oh, for which I am immensely grateful, Madame

Nevertheless, I intend to be thorough in my investigation

Are you responsible, directly or indirectly, for the Lindwell?

Perhaps inadvertently, we might

Be quiet

She only has herself to blame

Are you suggesting that there is some truth in the libel?

That is all we are prepared to say

Are you insane?

We can't be seen together

I only want to know how you are, my love

They won't give up

Not until they destroy me

It will all blow over, I promise you

Please, please, Judge

You can't stay

Imagine yourself drifting on a calm and sunlit river

As your body relaxes, you can let go

Drift and let go

Now, turn your thoughts to the source of your distress

How do you do this?

How do you manage to calm me down, even in the middle of this nightmare?

It's my job

When will you stop being so stubborn?

Accept a position in my household?

Hold her image in your mind

She is a small fly and you can flick her away

Try it now. Flick the polliniac fly away

There is somebody you have to meet, don't it?

Well, you're looking extremely flushed

Who is it? I'm intrigued

Dr. Mesmer

He was all the rage in Paris and now he is all the rage at Versailles

Dr. Mesmer is an imposter

He is a charming man

And what do you know about charming men, Superintendent?

Hmph

How do I look? Oh, don't answer

I've been eating for Austria

France? You've been eating for France?

France?

I'm sorry

Morpah has been interviewing Madame this afternoon

Well, I wouldn't be at all surprised if those vicious old goats were behind this

They would never do anything to hurt me

You, perhaps. They would revel in my downfall

It could be anyone

Come on, it can only be a member of your family

And what exactly makes you so certain about that?

It's obvious. To everyone, except for you

I need to know if there's any truth in it

Truth in what?

You and Charles

Your Majesty

Your Majesty

Good evening

Tell me, who's next in the firing line?

I don't want to talk about the investigation

Oh, what should we talk about then?

The weather

Shall we eat?

Yes, let's

Oh, Willa, you have something

I am not hungry

Oh, try this

Yeah, what are you good?

Have another oyster. You're eating for two now

I need you to keep digging

She might be hiding something

A shot, for example

Leave it to me

This will barely keep me in stockings

If you're looking for financial security

Why don't you take a position in her household?

A position? What do you suggest?

Lady of the bedchamber? Mistress of the rooms?

What more do you want?

I will accept nothing that requires me to grovel to the superintendent

You must be so excited about the new arrival

We are very happy

May I touch your bum?

I don't...

Isn't it a joy to be pregnant?

When did you last feel it kick?

I can't be certain, perhaps this morning

Well, I don't feel anything

No, nothing at all

Are you quite sure it's still alive?

I would have expected better of you, madam

Bravo

That was remarkably callous, even for you

Why should she have a baby if you won't let me have one?

Will you come in?

How are you feeling?

You know, I feel on top of the world

Please, please forgive me

Forgive you for what?

For accusing me of committing adultery or for your monstrous family?

Both

How is life at Versailles, madam?

It can be a lonely place, so far from your own family

It's been such a difficult time for you

The pain, suffering of a failed pregnancy

A strain on your marriage, my child

How is this relevant to your investigation?

It's been talk about some distance between you and Provence

But still, he is your husband

You clearly feel a great sense of loyalty towards him

Do I?

Casting doubt on the legitimacy of the heir would work to his advantage

If you suspect my husband, why don't you speak to him?

Oh, yes of course, how could I forget?

Monsieur is above the law, madame isn't

Nobody, apart from the king, is above the law

But only the king can interview his brother

If he feels there is reason to do so

I admit, my marriage is not as happy as I'd hoped

I admit to feeling lonely in this soulless place

And I admit to the grief of not being able to hold my own child

But I am not so bitter in my misfortune to accuse an innocent man

Why should I suffer the indignity of being interviewed? I'm your wife

Perhaps it was unwise to upset my brother

You upset him all the time

That's different

You should know that Mokhba was more interested in you than me

He can't touch me

Sir, there is news

What do you want?

Come on then, that's all right

Get off me!

A tip off enabled us to locate the printing press in the town

I can finally confirm that the court is now clean

Thank you, Mokhba, thank you

However, the original is still missing

So it can come back to haunt us

Who's behind this?

Oh no, no, don't take it personally

Versailles is a snake pit spewing out poison

The snakes generally end up destroying each other

If they don't destroy us first

We must narrow down the investigation

Is it?

On the other hand, the birth of a dauphin makes the crown slip further away from your brother's reach

What do you suggest?

We close in on them

The question of who is responsible looms large in my head

Provence or Chartres?

I think I know the answer

This was discovered in your apartment

Well, obviously it's been planted

You would say that, wouldn't you?

Whatever you may think of me, I am not capable of this

My feelings for her run far too deep

Are you confessing your love for my wife?

I'm pleading my innocence

That doesn't answer my question

I am not responsible for the Libel

But the evidence cannot be disputed

This is the original

Let me speak to him

You can't

He has been placed under armed guard

What is this really about, Louis?

Chartres's guilt?

Or your jealousy?

Does your loyalty to him come before your trust in me?

You owe me an apology

I have nothing to apologize for

My apartment was ransacked

What the hell were you playing at?

It wasn't a game

It was crystal clear from the start your wife's lover was responsible

One more word about my wife and you will regret it

How can you be so naive?

Not so naive, actually

Josephine's miscarriage?

There was never a pregnancy, was there?

If you can lie about that, what else are you capable of?

I refuse to believe for a second that he's guilty

Chartres is a scoundrel

I know him better than you do

Yes, of course

Just like he knew that Mesmer was a genius

You can tease me as much as you like, Inand

It's like water off a duck's back

You look pretty wet to me

Shut up!

Leave me alone

Do you want it?

Both!

Both of you

Thank you

You know you're all mine, Majesty

I can't change that

And what do I wish to try?

Please, I need you

I need your help

Dr. Mesmer, I'm overwhelmed with anxieties

I don't have the spirit to face them alone

Oh, but you do

The Princess de Lombard was simple to treat

Because she's suggestible

She likes what I call animal magnetism

And so delicate nature

In your case, it courses through your veins

And why am I so terrified?

Because you don't believe in your own strength

Trust your instincts and you will find it

We must have told someone! Who was it?

Why would I discuss my fake baby with another living soul?

Because you are a witless, hysterical fool!

Is that the work of a witless, hysterical fool?

You? Yes, me

No

No

No

No

Look at me

Look me in the eye and tell me, was it you?

No

Of course not

But unless you believe me, then what good is a clear conscience?

I believe you

You know how I feel about you, Antoinette?

Yes

You merely tolerate me

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

Good work, Your Lad

To Madame Royale

To us, our positions are secure

For now

I have no doubt when we are another you will outlive your brother and become the King of France

Well, it won't be for lack of trying

Well, then I will be your queen

Dear God! I pray you'll be dead before then

We make a good team come in mr. the king has asked to see you urgently

I've been liberated to offer my heart

I felt congratulations to my queen.

Louis finally came to his senses.

I am so happy.

Have they found the bastard?

Not yet.

I don't believe you.

I give you my word.

It was all her.

I had nothing to do with it.

You are a liar.

I could have you both executed for treason.

Louis.

But I can't do that to my brother.

The court will be informed that a disgruntled

equity was arrested fleeing with the original engraving.

Thank you.

But don't think for a minute that I'm going to forgive you.

You may still be the heir to my throne,

but you will never play a role

in the government of this country.

Do you understand?

Yes.

Yes, Sire.

Sire.

Get out.

Get out.

Oh, she's so beauty.

Just like her mother.

My daughter's a balled in princess.

From the top of her head to the tips of her toes.

Of course.

Oh, Sarge, you're back.

How did you manage to slip the guards?

Oh, I persuaded them to release me into your custody.

I refuse to take responsibility for you.

However, this little one meets Madame Royale's governance.

You trust her with your child?

I trust her with my life.

She is just beautiful.

It's true.

It's true.

No, it's not true.

No, it's not true.

Yeah.

She's got your mouth.

It's unbelievable.

How could she let us down again?

I doubt she was planning to, Ma.

If she's anything like you,

this is the beginning of a long line of bourbon babies.

We will hold off on Bavaria.

Why?

We can't rely on France to send us troops

until our alliance is sealed.

And we can't wait any longer.

Prussia is closing in on my territory.

We can.

And we will.

When do I get to make a decision around here?

Not until I'm dead.

Let's go.

Mercy has informed me of the new arrival.

I implore you to stop wasting time, Tranette.

I can't wait another eight years

for you to deliver the dauphins.

I suppose there's a strange sort of comfort

in knowing who your enemies are.

They won't step out of line again.

Oh, my God!

Oh, she's moving!

Wait!

She's moving!

She's moving!

She's moving!

Ostrich bitch!

Ostrich!

I am delighted that you named the child after me.

But producing a daughter is like producing a mouse.

It counts for nothing in diplomatic relations.

It's time for you to do your duty to Austria, Tranette.

And that goes for you to do.

Ostrich bitch!

Ostrich bitch!

Ostrich bitch!