Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 9 - Outfoxed - full transcript
When Rufus and Reg come to swindle the town, Sheriff Mao Mao teaches them a lesson in justice.
♪♪
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
And that's when
they ambushed us!
The cyber-Lizards
had us surrounded.
Clearly, they were jealous
of my heroic countenance...Wow.
...and sought to best me.
Dude, what are you
talking about?
Ah, you remember -- it was
one of our heroic adventures
before coming to
Pure Heart Valley.
Oh, that?
Wait, that's not
what happened.
It was all
a misunderstanding.
You tripped on
one of their sneakers.
It was not
a misunderstanding!
It was a clear attempt
on my hard-earned treat.
You were dripping
everywhere.
They were blockading
the sidewalk!
Uh, you were just upset
you lost your ice cream.
Admit it.
Hey, so, I'm confused.
What really happened?
It's like I said --
we fought an army
of cyber-lizards,
and they were jealous
of me.
Mao has a tendency
to be a bit, mm...
overly dramatic.
♪ Save my bacon
♪ I'm really in a jam
The royal alarm!
Quick -- to the aerocycle!
We're here, Your Grace!
Your Grace?
Stay sharp, deputies.
Who knows what dangers --Oof!
Stupid bone!
Hah-hah-hah!
Bone?
What's a bone doing -- no!
We're too late!
[ Crying ]
The king!
Is he really...
I'm afraid so.
This looks like the work
of an assassin.
Dude, no way the king
has this many bones.
We must avenge our king.
We --
[ Alarm beeps ]But after lunch.
I want mac and cheese,
but on a cheeseburger.
-Oh, is that you, Sheriff?
-Assassin!
Aaah!
Oooh-hoo-hoo!
Oh, thank goodness
you came!
Vandals, Sheriff!
They threw bones at
my perfectly new windows!
The windows?
What sweetiepie would turn
on their own king like this?
[ Slurps ]
Wait.
This was no random
act of vandalism.
Wha?!
"Beware of the monster
Bao Bao!"
It's a warning...
from him.
From who?!
My old partner,
Bao Bao.
I was still a young adventurer
when we met.
Bao Bao was everything I thought
a true hero should be --
strong, daring,
and with a tail
that just wouldn't quit.
Hey, quit it!
We searched a cave for the lost
Amulet of Borflagon...
Treasure!...an amulet that projects
the holder's
most-treasured memories.
But it was guarded by
a terrible, scarred monster...Monster!
...with ridged fins
and a maw that could crush bone!
We took the amulet and ran.
I held the entrance to the cave
open for Bao Bao.Hurry!
And that's when
he betrayed me.
He ran off with the amulet
and left me holding a boulder.
Wait, wait!
But I couldn't hold it
for long.
My tail!
[ Sobs ]
I lost more than my tail
that day.
I lost my...
innocence.
[ Crying ]
That was the saddest
story ever, Mao Mao.
Adorabat, no.
He's just being
overly dramatic again.
I am not being
overly dramatic!
Fine. You don't
wanna believe me?
Then maybe
you'll believe this!
Oh, no, no, no!
Hah! Ugh!
Now who's being
overly dramatic?
"Beware the monster
Bao Bao"?
Oh, this sounds like a threat
to the Valley,
and a threat to me!
[ Scary music plays ]
That's because
he is a threat!
Bao Bao is
a horrible Barbarian
who leaves nothing
but heartbreak in his wake.
Oh, this is terrible,
Sheriff!
What do we do?
What do we do?!
We need to arm
the sweetiepies
and fortify the town
immediately!
Might you [sniffles]
give us a hug?
Ugh, yeah, all right,
knock yourself out.
Thrust!
Thrust!
Thrust!
Thrust!
-Take one, pass it down.
-I want a pink one!
No way. I'm using it.
[ Chuckles ]
-Nyeh!
-Hey!
[ Grunting ]
[ Squeaking ]
Ketchup,
this cage is too small.
What are you doing
inside of it?
It's to protect me
from Bao Bao.
Nothing's gonna protect you
once Bao Bao
sees what a delicious meal
you are.
You pick up that spear.
I'm trying,
but I got no fingers.
You think you'll
survive this, Kevin?!I dunno, I -- I --
Because Bao Bao
can smell bad children.I'm not a bad child!
Yeah, you've been a bad kid,
haven't you?
Haven't you?!No, pwease, no!
I'm just a precious wittle boy,
I never did --
Then you pick up that spear,
Kevin!
Grab it!
Grab it!
That's more like it.
♪ Do-do-do-do
Ah! Mm, mm, mm.
Let me get
that Bao Bao!
I got a package for him.
Ooh.
Easy there, mail mole,
you'll get your glory soon.
Today,
you will face oblivion.
Today, for once, you will make
your ancestors proud!
This is the best day
of my life.
I can't wait!
You can't be
buying into this.
Remember, Mao tends
to exaggerate --
-Ahhhhh!
-Aah!
Ready positions -- now!
♪♪
Don't forget,
your ma loves ya.
Oh, Mother Pure Heart,
protect us.
♪♪
Hold.
Hold!
Ah! Ah!
Oh. Okay.
Special delivery!
I said, "Hold!"
Ah! Oh.
Just like I said,
Mao Mao exaggerates.
Awww.
It's just
a cute little pup-pup!
Cute?
That's Bao Bao!
He's the traitorous dog
who took everything from me
and left me to rot!
My tail!
That is no beast!
You said there was
gonna be a monster!
Help!
I can't find me children!
I put them in a storm drain
for safekeeping
and now they're gone!
Okay, first of all,
you're under arrest --
obviously.Aww.
Secondly,
open your eyes!
Just look --
eyes that betray.
Teeth that lie!
A temper so unpredictable,
he'll bite your face off, man!
Get away from me!
Ugh.
Come to finish
the job, eh?
[ Barks ]Oh, I got your message.
Monster indeed!
Wait.
That's Bao Bao?
I thought Mao Mao said
he was a barbarian
that was gonna
destroy the kingdom.
Yeah, that's definitely
not happening.
Here.
Hold my pike, bro.
All right, guys,
false alarm.
Please return all pikes.
Those are property
of the Sheriff's Department,
and, also, I painted them
myself. [ Chuckles ]
I have a gift for you,
old friend --
the same gift
you gave me!
[ Panting ]
[ Laughs ]
Come on.
How does it feel
to be trapped --
trapped like I was?!
[ Whines ]
Oh, oh, that's right.
I thought we were gonna
brutally destroy a monster.
Like I said,
Mao Mao can be a little
over-dramatic
with his stories.
Honestly,
I'm starting to wonder
if he even had a tail
in the first place.
[ Thud ]Whaa!
[ Roars ]
The monster from the cave!
Wait a minute.
[ Barks ]Were you...
trying to warn me
with that bone message?
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
Badgerclops. look!
That scar -- it's the monster
from Mao Mao's story.
See, it's all true.
He really did fight a nasty-
looking monster with a scar.Ahhh!
See? Mao Mao doesn't
exaggerate.
Okay, maybe
the monster is real.
But what about
Bao Bao, then?
Mao Mao said he was
a horrible barbarian.
Uh...hmm.
[ Roars ]
You know what?
This guy needs a serious
attitude adjustment.
Violence!
Whoo!
Haaaaaaaaah!
Aaah! Oof!
Oh, boy!
Company!
No! Ugh!
This changes nothing between us!
-[ Barks ]
-Aaaaaaagh!
I remember you.
You're the monster
from the cave!
Hyah!
You're a worthy adversary,
but all monsters
shall perish by my bla--
Oof! Ah!
Back!
Back, foul beast!
You'll choke on my bones![ Barks ]
Wait.
Mm, sucker-punch![ Growls ]
Bao Bao...
...fetch!
♪♪
Now, for the ultimate
technique.
Haaaaaaaaaah!
Who's a good boy?!
Who's a goozagooza?
Bring it back now!
Come on!
[ Barks ]
♪♪
Belly rubs!
[ Echoing ]
Jump!
[ Echoing ]
Lay down!
Wait, so Bao Bao actually
is fast and strong?
Yeah, you got me.
It's not really making
a lot of sense, but...
[ Barks ]
[ Laughs ]
Enough. Now...
you can't catch me!
[ Laughs ]
-Little help here?
-[ Laughs ]
-Thanks.
-[ Laughs ]
Heel!
Grrrrrrrr!
Ahhhhhh!
Hah!
[ Laughs ]
Ah.
Oh.
I suppose I should
be grateful, but...
hmm, I'm still not sure
I could ever forgive you.
[ Whimpers ]
The Amulet of Borflagon?
No, surely, you don't think
your most precious memory
will impress me.
Young Mao Mao: I just love
adventures with you, Bao Bao!
[ Echoing ]
You're my best friend!
[ Sobs ]
Ohhhh!
Oh, Bao Bao,
I forgive you!
Let's start over!
Nothing will get
between us this time!
Come on, it'll be
just you and me, boy!
What do you say?
I can see it now.
We'll storm fortresses,
destroy demons,
play fetch, bury our enemies,
impress our dads, and --
What?
[ Panting ]
Gah, gah!
Aaah! Aaaah!
You traitorous dog!
I'll never forgive you!
Wait. If the monster was exactly
how Mao Mao described it,
and he really did
lose his tail,
then why was Bao Bao
the only part he exaggerated?
[ Gasps ]
Hmm!
Mao Mao:
You're my best friend!
My tail!
I'll never forgive you!
Aaaaah!
Mao Mao!
What?
I get it now --
he hurt your feelings!
What?
No, he didn't.
Yes, he did.
He hurt you real bad.
And now you're sad,
and you wanna cry.
-I'm fine.
-He was just --
Hey, what are you doing?
Stop it.
[ Crying ]
He didn't really leave you!
He just loved butterflies.Stop! No, that's --
I'm not -- I'm not...
Bao Bao!
I'll never leave you,
Mao Mao.
Hey, I've been going through
a lot of stuff, too.
I just didn't
want to say! [ Sobs ]
What should we [sniffles] do
about the Amulet of Borflagon?
Be wary.
'Tis a cursed object
from beyond the moon.
Tales of its evil --Oh, come on, dude.
You want me to get it back
so you can put it
on your desk, don't you?
[ Sniffles ]
Yes, please.
♪♪
Agh!
Chirp.
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
And that's when
they ambushed us!
The cyber-Lizards
had us surrounded.
Clearly, they were jealous
of my heroic countenance...Wow.
...and sought to best me.
Dude, what are you
talking about?
Ah, you remember -- it was
one of our heroic adventures
before coming to
Pure Heart Valley.
Oh, that?
Wait, that's not
what happened.
It was all
a misunderstanding.
You tripped on
one of their sneakers.
It was not
a misunderstanding!
It was a clear attempt
on my hard-earned treat.
You were dripping
everywhere.
They were blockading
the sidewalk!
Uh, you were just upset
you lost your ice cream.
Admit it.
Hey, so, I'm confused.
What really happened?
It's like I said --
we fought an army
of cyber-lizards,
and they were jealous
of me.
Mao has a tendency
to be a bit, mm...
overly dramatic.
♪ Save my bacon
♪ I'm really in a jam
The royal alarm!
Quick -- to the aerocycle!
We're here, Your Grace!
Your Grace?
Stay sharp, deputies.
Who knows what dangers --Oof!
Stupid bone!
Hah-hah-hah!
Bone?
What's a bone doing -- no!
We're too late!
[ Crying ]
The king!
Is he really...
I'm afraid so.
This looks like the work
of an assassin.
Dude, no way the king
has this many bones.
We must avenge our king.
We --
[ Alarm beeps ]But after lunch.
I want mac and cheese,
but on a cheeseburger.
-Oh, is that you, Sheriff?
-Assassin!
Aaah!
Oooh-hoo-hoo!
Oh, thank goodness
you came!
Vandals, Sheriff!
They threw bones at
my perfectly new windows!
The windows?
What sweetiepie would turn
on their own king like this?
[ Slurps ]
Wait.
This was no random
act of vandalism.
Wha?!
"Beware of the monster
Bao Bao!"
It's a warning...
from him.
From who?!
My old partner,
Bao Bao.
I was still a young adventurer
when we met.
Bao Bao was everything I thought
a true hero should be --
strong, daring,
and with a tail
that just wouldn't quit.
Hey, quit it!
We searched a cave for the lost
Amulet of Borflagon...
Treasure!...an amulet that projects
the holder's
most-treasured memories.
But it was guarded by
a terrible, scarred monster...Monster!
...with ridged fins
and a maw that could crush bone!
We took the amulet and ran.
I held the entrance to the cave
open for Bao Bao.Hurry!
And that's when
he betrayed me.
He ran off with the amulet
and left me holding a boulder.
Wait, wait!
But I couldn't hold it
for long.
My tail!
[ Sobs ]
I lost more than my tail
that day.
I lost my...
innocence.
[ Crying ]
That was the saddest
story ever, Mao Mao.
Adorabat, no.
He's just being
overly dramatic again.
I am not being
overly dramatic!
Fine. You don't
wanna believe me?
Then maybe
you'll believe this!
Oh, no, no, no!
Hah! Ugh!
Now who's being
overly dramatic?
"Beware the monster
Bao Bao"?
Oh, this sounds like a threat
to the Valley,
and a threat to me!
[ Scary music plays ]
That's because
he is a threat!
Bao Bao is
a horrible Barbarian
who leaves nothing
but heartbreak in his wake.
Oh, this is terrible,
Sheriff!
What do we do?
What do we do?!
We need to arm
the sweetiepies
and fortify the town
immediately!
Might you [sniffles]
give us a hug?
Ugh, yeah, all right,
knock yourself out.
Thrust!
Thrust!
Thrust!
Thrust!
-Take one, pass it down.
-I want a pink one!
No way. I'm using it.
[ Chuckles ]
-Nyeh!
-Hey!
[ Grunting ]
[ Squeaking ]
Ketchup,
this cage is too small.
What are you doing
inside of it?
It's to protect me
from Bao Bao.
Nothing's gonna protect you
once Bao Bao
sees what a delicious meal
you are.
You pick up that spear.
I'm trying,
but I got no fingers.
You think you'll
survive this, Kevin?!I dunno, I -- I --
Because Bao Bao
can smell bad children.I'm not a bad child!
Yeah, you've been a bad kid,
haven't you?
Haven't you?!No, pwease, no!
I'm just a precious wittle boy,
I never did --
Then you pick up that spear,
Kevin!
Grab it!
Grab it!
That's more like it.
♪ Do-do-do-do
Ah! Mm, mm, mm.
Let me get
that Bao Bao!
I got a package for him.
Ooh.
Easy there, mail mole,
you'll get your glory soon.
Today,
you will face oblivion.
Today, for once, you will make
your ancestors proud!
This is the best day
of my life.
I can't wait!
You can't be
buying into this.
Remember, Mao tends
to exaggerate --
-Ahhhhh!
-Aah!
Ready positions -- now!
♪♪
Don't forget,
your ma loves ya.
Oh, Mother Pure Heart,
protect us.
♪♪
Hold.
Hold!
Ah! Ah!
Oh. Okay.
Special delivery!
I said, "Hold!"
Ah! Oh.
Just like I said,
Mao Mao exaggerates.
Awww.
It's just
a cute little pup-pup!
Cute?
That's Bao Bao!
He's the traitorous dog
who took everything from me
and left me to rot!
My tail!
That is no beast!
You said there was
gonna be a monster!
Help!
I can't find me children!
I put them in a storm drain
for safekeeping
and now they're gone!
Okay, first of all,
you're under arrest --
obviously.Aww.
Secondly,
open your eyes!
Just look --
eyes that betray.
Teeth that lie!
A temper so unpredictable,
he'll bite your face off, man!
Get away from me!
Ugh.
Come to finish
the job, eh?
[ Barks ]Oh, I got your message.
Monster indeed!
Wait.
That's Bao Bao?
I thought Mao Mao said
he was a barbarian
that was gonna
destroy the kingdom.
Yeah, that's definitely
not happening.
Here.
Hold my pike, bro.
All right, guys,
false alarm.
Please return all pikes.
Those are property
of the Sheriff's Department,
and, also, I painted them
myself. [ Chuckles ]
I have a gift for you,
old friend --
the same gift
you gave me!
[ Panting ]
[ Laughs ]
Come on.
How does it feel
to be trapped --
trapped like I was?!
[ Whines ]
Oh, oh, that's right.
I thought we were gonna
brutally destroy a monster.
Like I said,
Mao Mao can be a little
over-dramatic
with his stories.
Honestly,
I'm starting to wonder
if he even had a tail
in the first place.
[ Thud ]Whaa!
[ Roars ]
The monster from the cave!
Wait a minute.
[ Barks ]Were you...
trying to warn me
with that bone message?
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
Badgerclops. look!
That scar -- it's the monster
from Mao Mao's story.
See, it's all true.
He really did fight a nasty-
looking monster with a scar.Ahhh!
See? Mao Mao doesn't
exaggerate.
Okay, maybe
the monster is real.
But what about
Bao Bao, then?
Mao Mao said he was
a horrible barbarian.
Uh...hmm.
[ Roars ]
You know what?
This guy needs a serious
attitude adjustment.
Violence!
Whoo!
Haaaaaaaaah!
Aaah! Oof!
Oh, boy!
Company!
No! Ugh!
This changes nothing between us!
-[ Barks ]
-Aaaaaaagh!
I remember you.
You're the monster
from the cave!
Hyah!
You're a worthy adversary,
but all monsters
shall perish by my bla--
Oof! Ah!
Back!
Back, foul beast!
You'll choke on my bones![ Barks ]
Wait.
Mm, sucker-punch![ Growls ]
Bao Bao...
...fetch!
♪♪
Now, for the ultimate
technique.
Haaaaaaaaaah!
Who's a good boy?!
Who's a goozagooza?
Bring it back now!
Come on!
[ Barks ]
♪♪
Belly rubs!
[ Echoing ]
Jump!
[ Echoing ]
Lay down!
Wait, so Bao Bao actually
is fast and strong?
Yeah, you got me.
It's not really making
a lot of sense, but...
[ Barks ]
[ Laughs ]
Enough. Now...
you can't catch me!
[ Laughs ]
-Little help here?
-[ Laughs ]
-Thanks.
-[ Laughs ]
Heel!
Grrrrrrrr!
Ahhhhhh!
Hah!
[ Laughs ]
Ah.
Oh.
I suppose I should
be grateful, but...
hmm, I'm still not sure
I could ever forgive you.
[ Whimpers ]
The Amulet of Borflagon?
No, surely, you don't think
your most precious memory
will impress me.
Young Mao Mao: I just love
adventures with you, Bao Bao!
[ Echoing ]
You're my best friend!
[ Sobs ]
Ohhhh!
Oh, Bao Bao,
I forgive you!
Let's start over!
Nothing will get
between us this time!
Come on, it'll be
just you and me, boy!
What do you say?
I can see it now.
We'll storm fortresses,
destroy demons,
play fetch, bury our enemies,
impress our dads, and --
What?
[ Panting ]
Gah, gah!
Aaah! Aaaah!
You traitorous dog!
I'll never forgive you!
Wait. If the monster was exactly
how Mao Mao described it,
and he really did
lose his tail,
then why was Bao Bao
the only part he exaggerated?
[ Gasps ]
Hmm!
Mao Mao:
You're my best friend!
My tail!
I'll never forgive you!
Aaaaah!
Mao Mao!
What?
I get it now --
he hurt your feelings!
What?
No, he didn't.
Yes, he did.
He hurt you real bad.
And now you're sad,
and you wanna cry.
-I'm fine.
-He was just --
Hey, what are you doing?
Stop it.
[ Crying ]
He didn't really leave you!
He just loved butterflies.Stop! No, that's --
I'm not -- I'm not...
Bao Bao!
I'll never leave you,
Mao Mao.
Hey, I've been going through
a lot of stuff, too.
I just didn't
want to say! [ Sobs ]
What should we [sniffles] do
about the Amulet of Borflagon?
Be wary.
'Tis a cursed object
from beyond the moon.
Tales of its evil --Oh, come on, dude.
You want me to get it back
so you can put it
on your desk, don't you?
[ Sniffles ]
Yes, please.
♪♪
Agh!
Chirp.