Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 40 - Strange Bedfellows - full transcript
After an insane battle, MM and OS end up in the same hospital room. But even in full body casts, the sworn enemies continue the fight.
♪♪
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ You're showing me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
♪♪
Aaaah!
[ Laughs ]
[ Grunting, laughs ]
What's the matter,
Mao Mao?
Getting cold feet?
Today's the day,
Orangusnake.
I'm gonna run you overwith my aerocycle!
If you wanted me to pop
your head off,
all you had to do
was...ax.
Do you get it?
Wait, wait, wait.
So, your name is Boss Hostrich,
but you're not actually
the boss --
Whoa!
Mao Mao, that almost hit me!
They're a little intense today,
don't you think?
Oh, goy!
Shut your mouth!
I wanna be just likeMao Mao!
[ Grunting ]
What kind of flowers do you wantwhen you're underground, jerk?
Aah!
No facies!
That's it.
Stand still like that.
[ Growls ]
Mao Mao, watch out!
♪♪
[ Roars ]
[ Whistle blows ]
Timesies!
I said, timesies!
-Timesies!
-Timesies!
[ Screams ]
There's no timesies
in the game of life.
Don't bother packing
your bags.
You're not gonna need them
where you're going.
I've been waiting for this dayfor so long.
Mao Mao, help!
Only one of us
is leaving here today.
I'm not surethis is the best time, boss.
I'm gonna pop
your head off.
I'm gonna run you over
with my aerocycle!
[ Grunts ]
Are you for real?
Now's not the time!
You're right.
Now is!
Ramaraffe, boost me!
Ohhhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ohhhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ohhhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ohhhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ohhhhh!
Ahhhh!
♪♪
Mao Mao: [ Groaning ]
Huh?
Hmm.
I really did it, huh?
[ Laughs ]
[ Sighs ] I guess this is
what comes after then.
No.
This is a hospital.
You dumb-dumbs went
and broke your bones.
Dumb-dumbs?!Hey, wait -- wait a minute.
Plural?
[ Gasps ]
I can't breathe,
I can't breathe!
[ Breathes deeply ]
What's going on here?
Hmm.I'd like to know the same thing.
Your body
is quite the mystery.
Did you know this was
in your stomach?
Yeah,that was my lunch, jerk!
Mao Mao,this is all your fault!
I'm gonna pop your head o--
Ahh!
Ow, ow!
Well, I'm gonna run you over
with my hospital be--
Aah!
Look, I'm going to level
with you.
Your bones are so fragile
right now
that not even three cuddles
and a hug could fix them.
You see, they're full
of these tiny, little cracks
or, as they're known
in the medical field,
whoopsie-boo-boos.
Think of them like
this cheddar paw.
If you two keep fighting,
then -- poof! --
bye-bye, bones.
The good news is --
you'll be fully healed
in a day or two.
But until then, no fighting.
That's alright.
I only need one clean hit.
[ Smack! Smack! ]No fighting!
I'm prescribing
a full day's rest,
and then you can
go back to...
whatever it is you do.
And keep your voices down.
There are other patients
in here.
The doctor said
I was very brave.
[ Hisses ]
Aw, that's too bad.
There's no one left
to save you, Orangusnake.
Ahhh!
What did I just say?!
[ Boing! ]
I'm gonna pop
your head off.
I'm gonna run you over
with my hospital bed.
When Mao Mao gets out
of the hospital,
I'm gonna ask him how to do
that aerocycle spinny thingy.
[ Laughs ] He really shouldn'tbe letting you drive that thing.
Besides, all Mao Mao's bonesare broken.
He's not gonna
teach you nothin'.
Whoa! My bad.
-Beg your pardon.
Aah!It's the sheriff's department!
Uh, uh, mess with the Hoss,
and you get the 'Strich!
Dude!
Timesies.
Alright, Ketchup.
Go ahead, lift your arms.
[ Straining ]
Hmm.
Very good.
[ Both grunting, growling ]
I'm gonna knock these bones
right out of your kneecaps!
You're mine, Orangusnake!
Pipe down!
I better not hear another peepout of you two.
Ooh!
[ Laughs ]
W-Wait.
W-What?
[ Laughs ]
What are you doing?
What? No!
What -- Oh!
No, no!
No, no, no!
[ Screaming ]
I'm gonna pop your head --
Aah!
[ Zap! ]
[ Groans ]
Don't scream,
don't scream.
[ Groans ]
Oh, my knees!
Oh, my shins!
Oh, my patella!
[ Groaning ] Hold still!
Why don't you work
on your reflexes?!
[ Poink! ]
What?
Ow-hoo-hoo!
[ Groans ]
What?
Oh!
Hmm.Let's take a look at that tooth.
You don't have
the guts.
I have a million guts.
[ Screams ]
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow!
[ Muzak playing ]
Is that for your boss?
Oh, why, yes.
Our Ramaraffe here
is quite the baker.
Oh, word?Yeah, I wanted to be a baker,
before I realized I liked
hurting people so much.
What did you bring,
filthy criminal?
Oh, uh, this?
This is my lunch
over here.
[ Laughs ]
Your friends
are right through there.
What?!
-Whoa!
-[ Muffled shouting ]
This is a place
of healing!
But -- But --
But he attacked me!
I'm gonna tear you apart
from the inside!
Dude,
don't make me swaddle you.
I've got an important surgery
to perform,
so I don't want to hear another
peep out of either of you.
[ Growling ]
My cast is itchy.
Don't scratch it!
[ Door closes ]
Ahh! Mmm!
Oh, scratchies.
Ahh!
No!
Scratchies
are for good boys!
And if you and Orangusnake
keep fighting like this,
you're going to end up
in the hospital.
Wait.Why don't you just relax
and eat some cheddar paws
with your best pals?
Aww,y'all shouldn't ha...
This is empty.Just like my heart
when you injure yourself.
Oh,
y'all shouldn't have.
[ Laughs ]
Yeah.
Open it.
Ooh!
Y'all really
shouldn't have.
[ Laughs evilly ]
Why didn't you bring me
any weapons?!
Because this is
a hospital,
and I'm a good boy.
Besides,
it's timesies!
I'm sure Orangusnakeywon't try nothin'!
Mm-hmm.
I'm a good boy.
[ Hisses ]
Mao Mao?
[ Growls ]
I'm...a good boy.
You know, I really feel like
this could be a turning point
in their relationship.
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughs evilly ]
♪♪
Yah!
[ Screams ]
I am gonna popyour pretty little head off!
And I'm gonna run you over
with my hospital bed!
[ Click ]
[ Tires squeal ]
Oh, quit showing off,jerk!
[ Screeches ]
Aah!
You -- drive!
[ Crying ]
[ Tires squeal ]
Orangusnake: Aaaaah!
[ Beeping ]
[ Tires squeal ]
[ Beep ]
Aaaaah!
-Aaaaah!
-[ Cries ]
Aaaaah!
[ Distorted ] Aaaaah!
Aaaaah!
What is
this magical food machine?
It's the most beautiful thing
I ever saw over here!
You know y'all could livelike this, like, all the time
if you didn't go aroundhurting people, right?
Pssh!
Tsk-tsk, boy.
You know
I gots to hurt people.
Come on.Ain't that right, Ratarang?
-[ Screaming ]
-Ratarang?
Congratulations on your
brand-new...whatever this is.
Mama!
I'm gonna crack you
like an egg!
[ Crack! ]
[ Groans ]
I'm gonna snap you
in two!
[ Crying ]
Both: I gotta get more casts!
My bones!
[ Both grunting ]
[ Wind howling ]
Ha! Finally, it's justyou and me, baby!
No doctors.
No underlings.
No...
Ha!
Stuck the landing.
No deputies.
Heh. Looks like you're not
the only sticky one.
I'm gonna hurt you,
Orangusnake.
I'm gonna hurt you,
and not in the funny way,you understand me?
Hey, no coming back
for this one, baby!
They're gonna have to peel youoff of the -- Wait.
What is this?
What is this?
♪ Well, it's the third job
I've had in a month ♪
♪ What?
I hope I don't lose this one ♪
♪ And I should probably be
paying attention, but... ♪
Get us out of here!
Help!
[ Straining ]♪ 'Cause I am Slim Pigguns
Get over here and fight me,
you coward!
Oh, I'm coming for you,and when I do,
hoo-hoo-hoo, boy,
you're gonna --
I've waited so long
to finally destroy you
with my own two --
Wait.
W-Why are my hands numb?
Ugh.
Oh, that's not good.
Wait.What did you just say?
I can't feel my hands!
No, before that!
"I've waited so long
to destroy you"?
Of course.
If we keep fighting,the cement will destroy us both.
[ Laughs ]And I'll never havethe opportunity
to end youwith my own...two hands.
[ Laughs nervously ]
[ Breathes deeply ]
There, that should buy me
some time.
Time -- that's it.
[ Grunting ]Ew! What are you doing?
Stop that!
Aaaaaaaah!
[ Cracking ]
♪♪
Did -- Did you just break
your own bones?
Just to save yourself?
No, Orangusnake.
[ Echoing ] I did itto save you.
♪ 'Cause I'm --
[ Screams ]
[ Groaning, gasping ]
When I get out of here --
[ Gargles ]
[ Straining ]
[ Groaning ]
♪♪
[ Beep ]
I'll be back!
[ Beeping ]
[ Gasps ]
What?!
[ Gasping ]
You saved me?
But I'm the bad guy.
Ugh!
What kind of a hero
are you?
I'm the kind of herowho wants to save you
so I can fight you
later...
at the right time
and place.
Ugh! No!
Just...somebody wheel me away
from him.
Disgusting!
I need a shower after that.
Now what do you say
you take me back
to that [Groans]
hospital?
I'm in a lot of pain.[ Laughs ]
You're not allowed
back there.
Uh, don't worry. I think I saw
what the doctor was doing.
Hold him down,
Adorabat.
Mao Mao: Wait, wait.
No, no.
Adorabat: [ Laughs ] Strugglingonly makes it worse!
Noooo!Dude, be still.
Your bones are gonna heal
all wrong.
♪♪
♪♪
Aaaaah!
Chirp.
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ You're showing me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
♪♪
Aaaah!
[ Laughs ]
[ Grunting, laughs ]
What's the matter,
Mao Mao?
Getting cold feet?
Today's the day,
Orangusnake.
I'm gonna run you overwith my aerocycle!
If you wanted me to pop
your head off,
all you had to do
was...ax.
Do you get it?
Wait, wait, wait.
So, your name is Boss Hostrich,
but you're not actually
the boss --
Whoa!
Mao Mao, that almost hit me!
They're a little intense today,
don't you think?
Oh, goy!
Shut your mouth!
I wanna be just likeMao Mao!
[ Grunting ]
What kind of flowers do you wantwhen you're underground, jerk?
Aah!
No facies!
That's it.
Stand still like that.
[ Growls ]
Mao Mao, watch out!
♪♪
[ Roars ]
[ Whistle blows ]
Timesies!
I said, timesies!
-Timesies!
-Timesies!
[ Screams ]
There's no timesies
in the game of life.
Don't bother packing
your bags.
You're not gonna need them
where you're going.
I've been waiting for this dayfor so long.
Mao Mao, help!
Only one of us
is leaving here today.
I'm not surethis is the best time, boss.
I'm gonna pop
your head off.
I'm gonna run you over
with my aerocycle!
[ Grunts ]
Are you for real?
Now's not the time!
You're right.
Now is!
Ramaraffe, boost me!
Ohhhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ohhhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ohhhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ohhhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ohhhhh!
Ahhhh!
♪♪
Mao Mao: [ Groaning ]
Huh?
Hmm.
I really did it, huh?
[ Laughs ]
[ Sighs ] I guess this is
what comes after then.
No.
This is a hospital.
You dumb-dumbs went
and broke your bones.
Dumb-dumbs?!Hey, wait -- wait a minute.
Plural?
[ Gasps ]
I can't breathe,
I can't breathe!
[ Breathes deeply ]
What's going on here?
Hmm.I'd like to know the same thing.
Your body
is quite the mystery.
Did you know this was
in your stomach?
Yeah,that was my lunch, jerk!
Mao Mao,this is all your fault!
I'm gonna pop your head o--
Ahh!
Ow, ow!
Well, I'm gonna run you over
with my hospital be--
Aah!
Look, I'm going to level
with you.
Your bones are so fragile
right now
that not even three cuddles
and a hug could fix them.
You see, they're full
of these tiny, little cracks
or, as they're known
in the medical field,
whoopsie-boo-boos.
Think of them like
this cheddar paw.
If you two keep fighting,
then -- poof! --
bye-bye, bones.
The good news is --
you'll be fully healed
in a day or two.
But until then, no fighting.
That's alright.
I only need one clean hit.
[ Smack! Smack! ]No fighting!
I'm prescribing
a full day's rest,
and then you can
go back to...
whatever it is you do.
And keep your voices down.
There are other patients
in here.
The doctor said
I was very brave.
[ Hisses ]
Aw, that's too bad.
There's no one left
to save you, Orangusnake.
Ahhh!
What did I just say?!
[ Boing! ]
I'm gonna pop
your head off.
I'm gonna run you over
with my hospital bed.
When Mao Mao gets out
of the hospital,
I'm gonna ask him how to do
that aerocycle spinny thingy.
[ Laughs ] He really shouldn'tbe letting you drive that thing.
Besides, all Mao Mao's bonesare broken.
He's not gonna
teach you nothin'.
Whoa! My bad.
-Beg your pardon.
Aah!It's the sheriff's department!
Uh, uh, mess with the Hoss,
and you get the 'Strich!
Dude!
Timesies.
Alright, Ketchup.
Go ahead, lift your arms.
[ Straining ]
Hmm.
Very good.
[ Both grunting, growling ]
I'm gonna knock these bones
right out of your kneecaps!
You're mine, Orangusnake!
Pipe down!
I better not hear another peepout of you two.
Ooh!
[ Laughs ]
W-Wait.
W-What?
[ Laughs ]
What are you doing?
What? No!
What -- Oh!
No, no!
No, no, no!
[ Screaming ]
I'm gonna pop your head --
Aah!
[ Zap! ]
[ Groans ]
Don't scream,
don't scream.
[ Groans ]
Oh, my knees!
Oh, my shins!
Oh, my patella!
[ Groaning ] Hold still!
Why don't you work
on your reflexes?!
[ Poink! ]
What?
Ow-hoo-hoo!
[ Groans ]
What?
Oh!
Hmm.Let's take a look at that tooth.
You don't have
the guts.
I have a million guts.
[ Screams ]
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow!
[ Muzak playing ]
Is that for your boss?
Oh, why, yes.
Our Ramaraffe here
is quite the baker.
Oh, word?Yeah, I wanted to be a baker,
before I realized I liked
hurting people so much.
What did you bring,
filthy criminal?
Oh, uh, this?
This is my lunch
over here.
[ Laughs ]
Your friends
are right through there.
What?!
-Whoa!
-[ Muffled shouting ]
This is a place
of healing!
But -- But --
But he attacked me!
I'm gonna tear you apart
from the inside!
Dude,
don't make me swaddle you.
I've got an important surgery
to perform,
so I don't want to hear another
peep out of either of you.
[ Growling ]
My cast is itchy.
Don't scratch it!
[ Door closes ]
Ahh! Mmm!
Oh, scratchies.
Ahh!
No!
Scratchies
are for good boys!
And if you and Orangusnake
keep fighting like this,
you're going to end up
in the hospital.
Wait.Why don't you just relax
and eat some cheddar paws
with your best pals?
Aww,y'all shouldn't ha...
This is empty.Just like my heart
when you injure yourself.
Oh,
y'all shouldn't have.
[ Laughs ]
Yeah.
Open it.
Ooh!
Y'all really
shouldn't have.
[ Laughs evilly ]
Why didn't you bring me
any weapons?!
Because this is
a hospital,
and I'm a good boy.
Besides,
it's timesies!
I'm sure Orangusnakeywon't try nothin'!
Mm-hmm.
I'm a good boy.
[ Hisses ]
Mao Mao?
[ Growls ]
I'm...a good boy.
You know, I really feel like
this could be a turning point
in their relationship.
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughs evilly ]
♪♪
Yah!
[ Screams ]
I am gonna popyour pretty little head off!
And I'm gonna run you over
with my hospital bed!
[ Click ]
[ Tires squeal ]
Oh, quit showing off,jerk!
[ Screeches ]
Aah!
You -- drive!
[ Crying ]
[ Tires squeal ]
Orangusnake: Aaaaah!
[ Beeping ]
[ Tires squeal ]
[ Beep ]
Aaaaah!
-Aaaaah!
-[ Cries ]
Aaaaah!
[ Distorted ] Aaaaah!
Aaaaah!
What is
this magical food machine?
It's the most beautiful thing
I ever saw over here!
You know y'all could livelike this, like, all the time
if you didn't go aroundhurting people, right?
Pssh!
Tsk-tsk, boy.
You know
I gots to hurt people.
Come on.Ain't that right, Ratarang?
-[ Screaming ]
-Ratarang?
Congratulations on your
brand-new...whatever this is.
Mama!
I'm gonna crack you
like an egg!
[ Crack! ]
[ Groans ]
I'm gonna snap you
in two!
[ Crying ]
Both: I gotta get more casts!
My bones!
[ Both grunting ]
[ Wind howling ]
Ha! Finally, it's justyou and me, baby!
No doctors.
No underlings.
No...
Ha!
Stuck the landing.
No deputies.
Heh. Looks like you're not
the only sticky one.
I'm gonna hurt you,
Orangusnake.
I'm gonna hurt you,
and not in the funny way,you understand me?
Hey, no coming back
for this one, baby!
They're gonna have to peel youoff of the -- Wait.
What is this?
What is this?
♪ Well, it's the third job
I've had in a month ♪
♪ What?
I hope I don't lose this one ♪
♪ And I should probably be
paying attention, but... ♪
Get us out of here!
Help!
[ Straining ]♪ 'Cause I am Slim Pigguns
Get over here and fight me,
you coward!
Oh, I'm coming for you,and when I do,
hoo-hoo-hoo, boy,
you're gonna --
I've waited so long
to finally destroy you
with my own two --
Wait.
W-Why are my hands numb?
Ugh.
Oh, that's not good.
Wait.What did you just say?
I can't feel my hands!
No, before that!
"I've waited so long
to destroy you"?
Of course.
If we keep fighting,the cement will destroy us both.
[ Laughs ]And I'll never havethe opportunity
to end youwith my own...two hands.
[ Laughs nervously ]
[ Breathes deeply ]
There, that should buy me
some time.
Time -- that's it.
[ Grunting ]Ew! What are you doing?
Stop that!
Aaaaaaaah!
[ Cracking ]
♪♪
Did -- Did you just break
your own bones?
Just to save yourself?
No, Orangusnake.
[ Echoing ] I did itto save you.
♪ 'Cause I'm --
[ Screams ]
[ Groaning, gasping ]
When I get out of here --
[ Gargles ]
[ Straining ]
[ Groaning ]
♪♪
[ Beep ]
I'll be back!
[ Beeping ]
[ Gasps ]
What?!
[ Gasping ]
You saved me?
But I'm the bad guy.
Ugh!
What kind of a hero
are you?
I'm the kind of herowho wants to save you
so I can fight you
later...
at the right time
and place.
Ugh! No!
Just...somebody wheel me away
from him.
Disgusting!
I need a shower after that.
Now what do you say
you take me back
to that [Groans]
hospital?
I'm in a lot of pain.[ Laughs ]
You're not allowed
back there.
Uh, don't worry. I think I saw
what the doctor was doing.
Hold him down,
Adorabat.
Mao Mao: Wait, wait.
No, no.
Adorabat: [ Laughs ] Strugglingonly makes it worse!
Noooo!Dude, be still.
Your bones are gonna heal
all wrong.
♪♪
♪♪
Aaaaah!
Chirp.