Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 38 - Badge-a-fire Explosion - full transcript
When BC comes out of a rare state of hyper-focused creativity, he may have made something that could destroy all of PHV.
♪♪
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ You're showing me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
♪♪
[ Snoring ]
♪♪
[ Alarm blaring ]
Aah!
Adorabat, wake up!
[ Whimpers, screams ]
[ Grunts ]
Badgerclops?
[ Clears throat ]Thank you for joining me.
[ Blaring stops ]
Just, you sit anywhere.
This is a super-seriouswork meeting,
as you can see by the fact thatI haven't provided any snacks.
Alright, Badgerclops,
but I'm warning you --
This better be...
work-related.
Okay, well, I just said it was,so maybe get over yourself?
As we all know,I am a creative genius.
Ugh! Sometimesthere's so much
natural creative geniusthat my brain overloads,
and I enter a heightened statethat I call "Ultra Focus,"
where I break into
a creative sprint,
inventing super-advancedtechnology
at supernatural speeds,
unparalleled by anyonein the entire field of science.
I'm so smart that I --Alright, I'm outta here.
But the presentation isn't --Hey!
Stop! Okay, fine.
This was taken last night.
Adorabat: Look!
It's our front door!
What?
Wh-- What are you doing?
The Aerocycle?!
What did you do
to my sweet baby angel?!
That's the worst partabout Ultra Focus, dude --
I forget everything
the next morning.
Which iswhy it's not my fault
and I don't thinkI should be criticized.
Critici-- No one's
criticizing you right now.
Badgerclops, what did you build
last night?
Wait, the Sky Pirates?
Hey, jerk! Give us that Gem Cell!
Hey, the Sky Pirates!
Follow me!
Tell me you didn't give them
the Gem Cell!
Now you see why I didn't providesnacks at the work meeting.
Rah!Wait, Mao Mao!
[ Gasps ]
It waswork-related!
Curse you, Badgerclops.
Alright, looks like he dragged
the Aerocycle
down the weird elevator thing
and then through the kingdom.
Oh, hey, I told you I'd use
that weird elevator thing.
Great, great,
great, great!
This is just great,
Badgerclops!
What could you have
possibly built?!
I don't know, man!
I can't remember!
Why are you acting like this
is my fault?
Because you used
the Gem Cell
to build somethingfor the Sky Pirates!
If the Sky Pirates
had the Gem Cell,
they would've used it already,
so maybe calm down about that.
Um, Badgerclops?
Does anything that's happening
right now have to do
with this thing
that you gave me last night?
He gave you this? What did
he say when he gave it to you?
Um...
Psst! Adorabat, wake up.
Take this.
It's for
the Badge-Afire Explosion.
Now go back to sleep.
[ Laughs ]
And then
I went back to sleep.
An explosion?!
Oh, no!
Mao Mao, I need you
to pack a bag
and get as far away from hereas you can. [ Sniffles ]
I can't ask you to help mebecause [Whimpers]
Because you'd be takinga risk and --
Mao Mao: Shh.
Don't say another word.
You're my friend, Badgerclops,
and a legendary hero
never abandons his friends,
no matter how high the stakes.
Thanks, Mao Mao.
Let's hurry and find thisexplosive device
before it's too late and --Come on, Adorabat!
[ Panting ]
Does anybody see
an explosive device?
No, I don't see anything.
Wait. Wait.
Is that it?!
Oh, whew!
It's just a flying
paper towel dispenser.
Oh, hey, maybe my Ultra Focus
inventions are fine?
Penny: [ Gasps ]
Oh, big legs!
Oh, big legs!
-Aah!
Aaahh!I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[ Sobs ]I can't control this thing!
Aaahh! I'm sorry!I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Aaahh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[ Laughs ] No, no, no!
This is serious,
and it's not funny.
Ahem! Alright, let's go.
Aah! Aah!
Please don't crush me,
Chester!
Oh, please! Aah!Gotcha!
No, no -- Aah!
Why would you build
something like this?
What possible purpose
could giant robot legs
that crush people serve?!
It's not my fault!
It's the Ultra Focus!
There's literally no reason
to criticize me.
Fine.Let's just go destroy the legs.
Interpreter: I eat you!
I have no remorse
or concept of empathy!
Just eat!
Wow,
they really are evil!
A monster translator?!
As if we don't already knowwhat they want!
Let's go, Adorabat.
I told you I don't remember
what I build in Ultra Focus!
Stop criticizing me!
Eat!
No compassion!
Take that, you evil creature!
Lack of empathy!
Eat!
-Aah!
-Eat! Only eat!
Eat! Eat!
[ Chomping]
Tastes like paper!
Are all of your inventions
this weird?
You'reweird!
[ Crying ]
Where are you going?!
Hey, he left some button.
Wha-- Aah!
Oh, my bones!
Ugh! Why?
Ugh!
Badgerclops!
Ooh! Aah!
Did you install this on me,
you creep?
[ Grunting ]
[ Laughs ]
I mean, I'll fix it!
Badgerclops: Activated Mega
Mech, Version 1.1, bro.
Whhaaooo!
Adorabat?!
Oh, yeah. Alright, everybody!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah, baby!
Pizza time, pizza time,
pizza time.
Shake your booty, everybody. Shake your booty.
Shake your booty.
Shake your booty.
Booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty.
Everybody.
Everybody.
Big Legs:
Embarrassment levels 100%.
Escape procedure engaged.
Interpreter:
What is happening to me?!
Eat?!
Hah![ Screaming ]
Why am I still dancing?!
Adorabat, we need
to find Badgerclops.
Badgerclops!
[ Grunting ]
I keep saying
it's not my fault.
It's the Ultra Focus.
It's so frustrating some--
Oh. [ Coughs ]
Hey. What's up?
[ Clears throat ]
"What is up"?!
You left us alone,
and your inventions -- uhh --
caused nothing
but chaaa-os!
Why would you make any
of these thi-i-i-i-i-ings?
How could anyone think
these inventions are useful
in the sli-i-i--
I said to stop criticizing me![ Crying ]
Uh, Badgerclops, I --
-No!
-Ohh!
No cry, Badgerclops.
No, no, no.
[ Beeping ]Eh?
The buzzer thingy's
going off.
That's weird.
The time's not up.
Whoa!
[ Loud footsteps approaching ]
Prepare for
the Badge-Afire Explosion!
You let go of us,
you monster!
Initializing Totally HumaneKnockout Procedure.
Huh? Where are we?
A boat? A lake?
What is this?
Where --
[ Straining ]
We're stuck!
[ Sniffles ]
I built it, man.
And if I didn't want us
to get out,
then I made sure
we couldn't --
with super-strong
shoe things.
Announcer: [ Laughs ]
Arrgh!
There's a tale to be told,
but you won't be tellin' it.
You're going out with a bang,
mateys!
[ Laughs ]
[ Gasps ] The Gem!
[ Straining ]
Announcer: Stop it!Ow!
Badgerclops, why didn't you
use your arm
to grab the Gem?!
Badgerclops: Dude, I don't
know what's out there!
Who knows what genius
counter-defense I installed?
[ Sniffles ]
My amazing creativity
is finally
gonna destroy us all.
Hey, at least we'll bedestroyed together!
It's my Ultra Focus.
[ Sobs ]
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
No. Shh.
I'm sorry, Badgerclops.
I didn't mean
to criticize you.
You -- You never told me
about this Ultra Focus before.
Why?
I always loved inventing.
Weird, fun, wacky stuff.
But my parents --
They didn't like it at all.
They had different plans
for me.
Also, there was a bunch
of other kids at school
and some other people
throughout my life
who mocked me relentlessly,
so I would hide
my creativity away,
hide it so deep inside
that it just came out
as these [Sniffles]
super-creative states.
I call it Ultra Focus
because I --
Yeah, like I said,
I'm just super-creative.
A travesty.
They only made fun of you
because they were jealous.
Happened to me my whole life.
Hm!
So you like
the stuff I make?
Even the dance chip I surgicallyimplanted in your brain?
Rrr!
That was too far!
But I will admit,
those giant robot legs
trying to crush
that little kid was something
I never knew
I needed to see until today.
And I likedthe monster collars!
I used to think they just wantedto eat us, but now I knooowww.
Y'all, I'm so touched.
I love you --
Announcer: 10, 9...
Well, I guess this is it!...8, 7...
Shh.
There, there.
...6, 5...
If it ends now, I'm gladyou invented
a weird way for us
all to go together.
...4, 3...
Bring it in, everybody!
...2, 1.
I'm finally around people
who love and understand me.
[ Explosion ]Ohh! Oh.
What happened?
Together: Ahh!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,the Pirates of Pure Heart.
♪ Well, we hope you had
a really fun time ♪
♪ On Badgerclops'
super-cool ride ♪
♪ Sit back and just relax
♪ 'Cause it's time
♪ Time
for some pizza pie ♪
Take it away,
Boss Hostrich!
[ Distorted singing ]
I do declare --
Together: ♪ Pizza pie
Pi-- Pi--
Why aren't they attacking?
I think
they're animatronics.
♪ Pizza pie
Ooh!
It's a ride!
-Ahh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
-Whee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
[ Laughs ]
I didn't get wet
at all.
Look,Mao Mao got all of it.
[ Groans ]Oh, look!
Wow!
[ Laughs ]
I ama creative genius!
Adorabat: Oh!Their skin looks so real!
Ooh! Ooh!
It's so magical, my littleheart can barely take it!
Announcer: Please keep all handsinside the vehicle
until it comes to a full
and complete stop.
We hope you all enjoyed
being Badgerclops' friend.
See you next time.Ooh! Ooh!
Look,they took our picture!
Oh, that's what the cannon
was for.
That's dope.Ooh.
Look at how happy
we are together.
This is the best inventionever, Badgerclops!
Mm!
Hey, never hide
your creativity again, okay?
[ Laughs ] Okay!
[ Grunting ]
Not even mad.
-♪ Pizza pie
-Say,
whatever happened
to the actual Sky Pirates?
Pizza!
Oh, yeah, everybody!
Oh, yeah, everybody!
Oh, yeah!
Help! Please!
Help! Please!
Boss Hostrich, Boss Hostrich,
can you get out?
[ Muffled singing ]No, no, no, no.
Ratarang?
You gotta do something.
Yeah-gah-gah,
pipe down, boss.
We got two more showsafter this.
♪ Pizza pie, ooh
[ Crying ]
You'll pay for this,
Badgerclops!
Aah! [ Sobs ]
This isn't right!
♪♪
Hyaaah!
Chirp.
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ You're showing me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
♪♪
[ Snoring ]
♪♪
[ Alarm blaring ]
Aah!
Adorabat, wake up!
[ Whimpers, screams ]
[ Grunts ]
Badgerclops?
[ Clears throat ]Thank you for joining me.
[ Blaring stops ]
Just, you sit anywhere.
This is a super-seriouswork meeting,
as you can see by the fact thatI haven't provided any snacks.
Alright, Badgerclops,
but I'm warning you --
This better be...
work-related.
Okay, well, I just said it was,so maybe get over yourself?
As we all know,I am a creative genius.
Ugh! Sometimesthere's so much
natural creative geniusthat my brain overloads,
and I enter a heightened statethat I call "Ultra Focus,"
where I break into
a creative sprint,
inventing super-advancedtechnology
at supernatural speeds,
unparalleled by anyonein the entire field of science.
I'm so smart that I --Alright, I'm outta here.
But the presentation isn't --Hey!
Stop! Okay, fine.
This was taken last night.
Adorabat: Look!
It's our front door!
What?
Wh-- What are you doing?
The Aerocycle?!
What did you do
to my sweet baby angel?!
That's the worst partabout Ultra Focus, dude --
I forget everything
the next morning.
Which iswhy it's not my fault
and I don't thinkI should be criticized.
Critici-- No one's
criticizing you right now.
Badgerclops, what did you build
last night?
Wait, the Sky Pirates?
Hey, jerk! Give us that Gem Cell!
Hey, the Sky Pirates!
Follow me!
Tell me you didn't give them
the Gem Cell!
Now you see why I didn't providesnacks at the work meeting.
Rah!Wait, Mao Mao!
[ Gasps ]
It waswork-related!
Curse you, Badgerclops.
Alright, looks like he dragged
the Aerocycle
down the weird elevator thing
and then through the kingdom.
Oh, hey, I told you I'd use
that weird elevator thing.
Great, great,
great, great!
This is just great,
Badgerclops!
What could you have
possibly built?!
I don't know, man!
I can't remember!
Why are you acting like this
is my fault?
Because you used
the Gem Cell
to build somethingfor the Sky Pirates!
If the Sky Pirates
had the Gem Cell,
they would've used it already,
so maybe calm down about that.
Um, Badgerclops?
Does anything that's happening
right now have to do
with this thing
that you gave me last night?
He gave you this? What did
he say when he gave it to you?
Um...
Psst! Adorabat, wake up.
Take this.
It's for
the Badge-Afire Explosion.
Now go back to sleep.
[ Laughs ]
And then
I went back to sleep.
An explosion?!
Oh, no!
Mao Mao, I need you
to pack a bag
and get as far away from hereas you can. [ Sniffles ]
I can't ask you to help mebecause [Whimpers]
Because you'd be takinga risk and --
Mao Mao: Shh.
Don't say another word.
You're my friend, Badgerclops,
and a legendary hero
never abandons his friends,
no matter how high the stakes.
Thanks, Mao Mao.
Let's hurry and find thisexplosive device
before it's too late and --Come on, Adorabat!
[ Panting ]
Does anybody see
an explosive device?
No, I don't see anything.
Wait. Wait.
Is that it?!
Oh, whew!
It's just a flying
paper towel dispenser.
Oh, hey, maybe my Ultra Focus
inventions are fine?
Penny: [ Gasps ]
Oh, big legs!
Oh, big legs!
-Aah!
Aaahh!I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[ Sobs ]I can't control this thing!
Aaahh! I'm sorry!I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Aaahh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[ Laughs ] No, no, no!
This is serious,
and it's not funny.
Ahem! Alright, let's go.
Aah! Aah!
Please don't crush me,
Chester!
Oh, please! Aah!Gotcha!
No, no -- Aah!
Why would you build
something like this?
What possible purpose
could giant robot legs
that crush people serve?!
It's not my fault!
It's the Ultra Focus!
There's literally no reason
to criticize me.
Fine.Let's just go destroy the legs.
Interpreter: I eat you!
I have no remorse
or concept of empathy!
Just eat!
Wow,
they really are evil!
A monster translator?!
As if we don't already knowwhat they want!
Let's go, Adorabat.
I told you I don't remember
what I build in Ultra Focus!
Stop criticizing me!
Eat!
No compassion!
Take that, you evil creature!
Lack of empathy!
Eat!
-Aah!
-Eat! Only eat!
Eat! Eat!
[ Chomping]
Tastes like paper!
Are all of your inventions
this weird?
You'reweird!
[ Crying ]
Where are you going?!
Hey, he left some button.
Wha-- Aah!
Oh, my bones!
Ugh! Why?
Ugh!
Badgerclops!
Ooh! Aah!
Did you install this on me,
you creep?
[ Grunting ]
[ Laughs ]
I mean, I'll fix it!
Badgerclops: Activated Mega
Mech, Version 1.1, bro.
Whhaaooo!
Adorabat?!
Oh, yeah. Alright, everybody!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah, baby!
Pizza time, pizza time,
pizza time.
Shake your booty, everybody. Shake your booty.
Shake your booty.
Shake your booty.
Booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty.
Everybody.
Everybody.
Big Legs:
Embarrassment levels 100%.
Escape procedure engaged.
Interpreter:
What is happening to me?!
Eat?!
Hah![ Screaming ]
Why am I still dancing?!
Adorabat, we need
to find Badgerclops.
Badgerclops!
[ Grunting ]
I keep saying
it's not my fault.
It's the Ultra Focus.
It's so frustrating some--
Oh. [ Coughs ]
Hey. What's up?
[ Clears throat ]
"What is up"?!
You left us alone,
and your inventions -- uhh --
caused nothing
but chaaa-os!
Why would you make any
of these thi-i-i-i-i-ings?
How could anyone think
these inventions are useful
in the sli-i-i--
I said to stop criticizing me![ Crying ]
Uh, Badgerclops, I --
-No!
-Ohh!
No cry, Badgerclops.
No, no, no.
[ Beeping ]Eh?
The buzzer thingy's
going off.
That's weird.
The time's not up.
Whoa!
[ Loud footsteps approaching ]
Prepare for
the Badge-Afire Explosion!
You let go of us,
you monster!
Initializing Totally HumaneKnockout Procedure.
Huh? Where are we?
A boat? A lake?
What is this?
Where --
[ Straining ]
We're stuck!
[ Sniffles ]
I built it, man.
And if I didn't want us
to get out,
then I made sure
we couldn't --
with super-strong
shoe things.
Announcer: [ Laughs ]
Arrgh!
There's a tale to be told,
but you won't be tellin' it.
You're going out with a bang,
mateys!
[ Laughs ]
[ Gasps ] The Gem!
[ Straining ]
Announcer: Stop it!Ow!
Badgerclops, why didn't you
use your arm
to grab the Gem?!
Badgerclops: Dude, I don't
know what's out there!
Who knows what genius
counter-defense I installed?
[ Sniffles ]
My amazing creativity
is finally
gonna destroy us all.
Hey, at least we'll bedestroyed together!
It's my Ultra Focus.
[ Sobs ]
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
No. Shh.
I'm sorry, Badgerclops.
I didn't mean
to criticize you.
You -- You never told me
about this Ultra Focus before.
Why?
I always loved inventing.
Weird, fun, wacky stuff.
But my parents --
They didn't like it at all.
They had different plans
for me.
Also, there was a bunch
of other kids at school
and some other people
throughout my life
who mocked me relentlessly,
so I would hide
my creativity away,
hide it so deep inside
that it just came out
as these [Sniffles]
super-creative states.
I call it Ultra Focus
because I --
Yeah, like I said,
I'm just super-creative.
A travesty.
They only made fun of you
because they were jealous.
Happened to me my whole life.
Hm!
So you like
the stuff I make?
Even the dance chip I surgicallyimplanted in your brain?
Rrr!
That was too far!
But I will admit,
those giant robot legs
trying to crush
that little kid was something
I never knew
I needed to see until today.
And I likedthe monster collars!
I used to think they just wantedto eat us, but now I knooowww.
Y'all, I'm so touched.
I love you --
Announcer: 10, 9...
Well, I guess this is it!...8, 7...
Shh.
There, there.
...6, 5...
If it ends now, I'm gladyou invented
a weird way for us
all to go together.
...4, 3...
Bring it in, everybody!
...2, 1.
I'm finally around people
who love and understand me.
[ Explosion ]Ohh! Oh.
What happened?
Together: Ahh!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,the Pirates of Pure Heart.
♪ Well, we hope you had
a really fun time ♪
♪ On Badgerclops'
super-cool ride ♪
♪ Sit back and just relax
♪ 'Cause it's time
♪ Time
for some pizza pie ♪
Take it away,
Boss Hostrich!
[ Distorted singing ]
I do declare --
Together: ♪ Pizza pie
Pi-- Pi--
Why aren't they attacking?
I think
they're animatronics.
♪ Pizza pie
Ooh!
It's a ride!
-Ahh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
-Whee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
[ Laughs ]
I didn't get wet
at all.
Look,Mao Mao got all of it.
[ Groans ]Oh, look!
Wow!
[ Laughs ]
I ama creative genius!
Adorabat: Oh!Their skin looks so real!
Ooh! Ooh!
It's so magical, my littleheart can barely take it!
Announcer: Please keep all handsinside the vehicle
until it comes to a full
and complete stop.
We hope you all enjoyed
being Badgerclops' friend.
See you next time.Ooh! Ooh!
Look,they took our picture!
Oh, that's what the cannon
was for.
That's dope.Ooh.
Look at how happy
we are together.
This is the best inventionever, Badgerclops!
Mm!
Hey, never hide
your creativity again, okay?
[ Laughs ] Okay!
[ Grunting ]
Not even mad.
-♪ Pizza pie
-Say,
whatever happened
to the actual Sky Pirates?
Pizza!
Oh, yeah, everybody!
Oh, yeah, everybody!
Oh, yeah!
Help! Please!
Help! Please!
Boss Hostrich, Boss Hostrich,
can you get out?
[ Muffled singing ]No, no, no, no.
Ratarang?
You gotta do something.
Yeah-gah-gah,
pipe down, boss.
We got two more showsafter this.
♪ Pizza pie, ooh
[ Crying ]
You'll pay for this,
Badgerclops!
Aah! [ Sobs ]
This isn't right!
♪♪
Hyaaah!
Chirp.