Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 36 - The Perfect Couple - full transcript
♪♪
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ You're showing me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
Ah, yes, nothing lightens
your soul quite like
decluttering.
Uh, pooping does.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, yeah, yeah,
I guess you're right.
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
I want a light soul!
Can I help?Sure you can, Adorabat.
Just follow me upstairs,
and discard anythingthat doesn't bring you joy!
Nothing brings me joy!
That's what
I like to hear.
To the attic!
[ Panting ]
Aah!
I'm scared.
It's too dark up there.
See?
Not so scary now.
Hey, I guess not.
Thanks, Mao Mao.
If you're ever scared,
just let your friends know.
We'll always be there
to help.
Are you scared
of anything?
Ha!
I fear nothing.
Could you move?
♪♪
Ah! No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
Na, na, na, na.I'm the birthday boy!
[ Laughs ]
Ah!
[ Laughs ]
Ah-huh-ha-ha!
Ahh. Ahhh.
Hi, there, little boy.
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, geez.
Oh. Ah! Aaah!
Aaaaaaah!
[ Whimpering ]
Bro, are you scared
of this puppet?
-Aah!
-Hey!
Ah! No!
And besides,
i-it's a ventriloquist dummy,
not a puppet!
W-where'd you get it,
anyway?
Half off
hairless-ape dummies!
Get them
while they're weird!
Take all my money!
I-i-i-if you really
think about it,
I would've lost money
if I hadn't bought it so...
But if you're scared of it,
I could just burn it.
No!Mao Mao's not afraid of it.
He fears nothing!
Exactly. I, uh, I, uh,
I fear nothing.
Oh, yeah?
Then come look at it.
Ah! Ah! Agh!
Looked at it!
Uh, let's go do
some public service.
Ooh!
Can Mr. Din Danalin come?
You...named it?
He's obviously gonna say no.Look at how scared he is.
I am not scared
of Mr. Din Danalin!
Of course he can come,
Adorabat.
Ha, ha.
I...love him, too.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-
uh-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ah. Okay.
Dude...
First thing on the list
is, uh...
...why are you walking
so fast?
Are you avoiding
Mr. Din Danalin?
N-n-n-no!
Then you won't mind
if I do this!Oh!
[ Laughing ]
No way.
Ugh!
-Ah!
-Ugh!
-Ah! Ah! Ah!
-Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
-Ah! Ah! Ah!
-Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
You know I have to do this,
right?
Do what? [Grunts]
I'm not fazed.
Yeah, no, you're
totally fearless and...
Blararagh!
Ahhh! Oh, ah!
[ Vomits ]
[ Laughing ]
Ew, gross!
It's okay, Mao Mao.
If you're ever scared,
let your friends know.
We'll always help.
I'm not scared,
Adorabat.
I just had some bad shellfish
for lunch, okay?
Dude, you had lunch
without us?
All right. As I was saying,
our first task is...
Say, look at that
weird bird! Ah!
Stop running away
from your fear, dude!
Hey, I couldn't see it!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-
uh-ha-ha-ha-ha!
This is the pothole
that hurt me.
Hmm. I see.
Why did you
ditch us, bro?
Ahhhhh!
I can't breathe!
Oh, uh, hey, Badgerclops.
Heh, heh.
Where's the puppet?
With Adorabat.
I found Mao...
-No!
-Agh!
So now you're resorting
to violence
instead of
admitting your fear?
That's macho madness, dude!
Also, I have to be somewhere
else right this instant.
Fix the pothole!
Bye!
Th-that's not a thing
that Ido.
Mao Mao:
Figure it out!
Badgerclops laying it down.
What am I laying down?Cement.
Um, why didn't you
just fill in the pothole?
Chubbum,I am trying my best.
Did you find Mao Mao?He ditched us again,
but I knowwhere he's going next.
Can I come?
Chubbum, I signed
your dumb cast!
Now leave!
Uhh-yuh-yuh-yuh-ha-ha-
yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh!
Slim, this is
the third time
I've caught you selling
illegal house plants.
Okay? This time,
you're going to jail.
-Surprise!
-Aah! Aah!
Badgerclops:
[ Crying ]
Ah! You're afraid of
puppets, man!
Just admit it!
There's nothing to admit!
All right.
Next on the list is, uh,CPR at the Adult Learning Annex!
Ha, ha, ha!
No kids or puppets allowed.
Oh, booey.
See you there,
Badgerclops!
I'll be there, all right.
So can I go home now?
You're going to jail,
punk!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-huh-huh-huh!
All right, welcome to
the Adult Learning Annex.
Today, we're gonna learn CPR,
which is basically
forcing somebody to breathe
when they, uh, refuse.
So take one.
Pass it down.
Actually, I'm here to teach
the hair-styling class.
You might have noticed
my hair sprays.
And I'm here to eat hair!
Just take one
and pass it down!
Sorry I'm late,
everybody.
[ Laughs ] I had to get
the CPR mannequin.
Oh, excellent.
Thank you, Badgerclops.
[ Whispering ]
Admit you're scared.
-W-what?
-[ Normal voice ] What?
Ah-huh-huh!
No. Oh.
Nnnnnnnnnnnnn!
No, no, no.Hurry it up!
I'm getting hair-hungry!
It says here that step one
is mouth-to-mouth.
All right. Uh, you do it.
[ Laughs nervously ]
Why?
You scared?
-No.
-Then do it.
♪♪
Ohhhhh!
[Smooches]
Owgh! Ugh!
Ah, ugh!
Ah, ah!
[ Smooches ]
[ Laughing ] Remember to
make a tight seal!
[ Whimpering ]
-Don't be scared, bro.
-Don't be scared.
Don't be scared, boy.
Quit hiding under the table.
You're 10 years old now.
But I'm only 6.
Ah! Ah!
Ahhhhhhhh!
No, no, no!
Ah! Ah!
Ahhhhhh!
Not my hair products!
Evacuate!
Yes!
[ Laughs ]
Hey!
Aaaaah!
[ Coughing ]
How many Adult Learning Annexeshave to be destroyed
before you admit thatyou're scared of puppets?!
I am not scared
of puppets!
That building was obviously
not up to code.
Hey, look.
I saved Mr. Din Danalin!
Oh! Would you look
at the time?
I'll see y'all at home.
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Stupid, stupid, stupid toy!
I'm not scared of it!
I'm not...Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh, not scared!
Stupid, stupid!
[ Crying ]
Badgerclops:What are you doing?!
Oh, uh, just forgot to, uh,
drink my milk.
[ Sniffs ] Oh, yeah,I know that feeling, man.
Ugh, ugh.
♪♪
Aaaah!
Ah, ah, ah.
It's just a --
it's just a doll.
[ Laughs nervously ]A weird, freaky doll.
Ugh.
Yeah, just a silly toy.[ Chuckles ]
You think I'm scaredof you, dummy?
Aah! Oooh!
Ehhhh! Ah!
Ya, ya, ya, ya,
ya, ya!
Hmm.
Ah! Ah!
[ Whimpering ]
Aaaaaah!
Aah!
What are you doingunder the table, boy?
Scared?
Dad!
What are you doing here?
Why am I wearing underwear?
I don't wear underwear!
Ohhhh!
Guh-ha-ha! I'm gonna bite you
with my wooden teeth.
Ah-ha-ha!
Mao Mao:
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah.
There's a monster in town!Let's go!
I just got to get
my socks on.
W-wait.
I wear socks, right?
Uh, okay, but it's battle time,
and you both your hands
to fight, so, uh,
no bringing any toys.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
To battle!
[ Tires screech ]
Oh, I knew selling
these hairless-ape dolls
would attract dark forces!
[ Thudding ]
[ Inhaling ]
[ Squeak! ]
Incoming!
Ugh!
Ugh!I'll handle this.
You be on crowd control.
Uh, are you sure?
There's a lot of p--
Public danger!Danger to the public.
Yes, I know!
All right.
You heard Mr. Macho Madness.
Ha!
Why did I make these?
Huh?! Ah![ Puppet laughs ]
Ah. I can deal with this.[ Puppet laughs ]
Come on.
You can deal with this.
Ah! Oh! Nnnnnn!
Look out!
Oh!
Ah! Ah!
[ Thudding and grunting ]
Aahhh! Oh!
[ Whimpering ]
No!
[ Puppet laughs ]
Eeeee!
What's the matter?
Are you...
Are you scared?
I'm not -- no!
[ Whimpers ]
Mao, what is going on?!
Is he okay?
I'm -- I'm fine.
I can do this.
I'm fearless!
If you don't tell uswhat's wrong,
we can't win this
together!
I'm a big boy.Dude, just...
Aah!
Badgerclops!
Aaaaaaaah!
No, no!
Mao Mao,if you're ever scared,
let your friends know,and we'll always help.
That's what a great hero
told me once.
It's just that I --
I'm s-s-sca...
Ugh!
No, no, no, no,
don't do it.
Uh, nope.
Don't tell them you're scared.
Heroes aren't afraid, boy!
It's a silly toy, son!
Don't show your weakness, boy!
Heroes aren't afraid, boy!
Ah!
Mao Mao, it's okay.
We're here.
But...I'm fearless.
I'm brave.
Ah!
It's okay to be afraid
sometimes!
Come on, dude!
We're losing time!
I'm afraid of puppets!
Oh, really?
Oh.
Gahhhh!
Ah!
My sword!
Thanks, Adorabat.
Ahhhhhh!
[ Grunting and screaming ]
This is it,
Mr. Din Danalin!
Our friendship is over!
[ As Mr. Din Danalin ]
No, please have mercy!
[ Normal voice ]
I will not!
[ As Mr. Din Danalin ]
No!
[ Normal voice ]
Now pay for your crimes.
Thanks, y'all.
Hyah!
Over here!
Dummy! Yah!
Ha!
Looks like this guy
knows not to --
aaaaaah! --
ah, mess with us.
All right.
We're done here.
Ah!
What a day.
You know, I think I mightfinally be over
this wholescared-of-puppets thing.
You may have won this time,
Mao Mao,
but I'm gonna return
from the grave
to exact my revenge.
[ Laughs ]
You will rue the day!
[ Laughing ]
Sorry. I couldn't resist.
-[ Laughs ]
-Mao Mao?
♪♪
Haaaaa!
Chirp.
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ You're showing me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
Ah, yes, nothing lightens
your soul quite like
decluttering.
Uh, pooping does.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, yeah, yeah,
I guess you're right.
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
I want a light soul!
Can I help?Sure you can, Adorabat.
Just follow me upstairs,
and discard anythingthat doesn't bring you joy!
Nothing brings me joy!
That's what
I like to hear.
To the attic!
[ Panting ]
Aah!
I'm scared.
It's too dark up there.
See?
Not so scary now.
Hey, I guess not.
Thanks, Mao Mao.
If you're ever scared,
just let your friends know.
We'll always be there
to help.
Are you scared
of anything?
Ha!
I fear nothing.
Could you move?
♪♪
Ah! No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
Na, na, na, na.I'm the birthday boy!
[ Laughs ]
Ah!
[ Laughs ]
Ah-huh-ha-ha!
Ahh. Ahhh.
Hi, there, little boy.
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, geez.
Oh. Ah! Aaah!
Aaaaaaah!
[ Whimpering ]
Bro, are you scared
of this puppet?
-Aah!
-Hey!
Ah! No!
And besides,
i-it's a ventriloquist dummy,
not a puppet!
W-where'd you get it,
anyway?
Half off
hairless-ape dummies!
Get them
while they're weird!
Take all my money!
I-i-i-if you really
think about it,
I would've lost money
if I hadn't bought it so...
But if you're scared of it,
I could just burn it.
No!Mao Mao's not afraid of it.
He fears nothing!
Exactly. I, uh, I, uh,
I fear nothing.
Oh, yeah?
Then come look at it.
Ah! Ah! Agh!
Looked at it!
Uh, let's go do
some public service.
Ooh!
Can Mr. Din Danalin come?
You...named it?
He's obviously gonna say no.Look at how scared he is.
I am not scared
of Mr. Din Danalin!
Of course he can come,
Adorabat.
Ha, ha.
I...love him, too.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-
uh-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ah. Okay.
Dude...
First thing on the list
is, uh...
...why are you walking
so fast?
Are you avoiding
Mr. Din Danalin?
N-n-n-no!
Then you won't mind
if I do this!Oh!
[ Laughing ]
No way.
Ugh!
-Ah!
-Ugh!
-Ah! Ah! Ah!
-Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
-Ah! Ah! Ah!
-Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
You know I have to do this,
right?
Do what? [Grunts]
I'm not fazed.
Yeah, no, you're
totally fearless and...
Blararagh!
Ahhh! Oh, ah!
[ Vomits ]
[ Laughing ]
Ew, gross!
It's okay, Mao Mao.
If you're ever scared,
let your friends know.
We'll always help.
I'm not scared,
Adorabat.
I just had some bad shellfish
for lunch, okay?
Dude, you had lunch
without us?
All right. As I was saying,
our first task is...
Say, look at that
weird bird! Ah!
Stop running away
from your fear, dude!
Hey, I couldn't see it!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-
uh-ha-ha-ha-ha!
This is the pothole
that hurt me.
Hmm. I see.
Why did you
ditch us, bro?
Ahhhhh!
I can't breathe!
Oh, uh, hey, Badgerclops.
Heh, heh.
Where's the puppet?
With Adorabat.
I found Mao...
-No!
-Agh!
So now you're resorting
to violence
instead of
admitting your fear?
That's macho madness, dude!
Also, I have to be somewhere
else right this instant.
Fix the pothole!
Bye!
Th-that's not a thing
that Ido.
Mao Mao:
Figure it out!
Badgerclops laying it down.
What am I laying down?Cement.
Um, why didn't you
just fill in the pothole?
Chubbum,I am trying my best.
Did you find Mao Mao?He ditched us again,
but I knowwhere he's going next.
Can I come?
Chubbum, I signed
your dumb cast!
Now leave!
Uhh-yuh-yuh-yuh-ha-ha-
yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh!
Slim, this is
the third time
I've caught you selling
illegal house plants.
Okay? This time,
you're going to jail.
-Surprise!
-Aah! Aah!
Badgerclops:
[ Crying ]
Ah! You're afraid of
puppets, man!
Just admit it!
There's nothing to admit!
All right.
Next on the list is, uh,CPR at the Adult Learning Annex!
Ha, ha, ha!
No kids or puppets allowed.
Oh, booey.
See you there,
Badgerclops!
I'll be there, all right.
So can I go home now?
You're going to jail,
punk!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-huh-huh-huh!
All right, welcome to
the Adult Learning Annex.
Today, we're gonna learn CPR,
which is basically
forcing somebody to breathe
when they, uh, refuse.
So take one.
Pass it down.
Actually, I'm here to teach
the hair-styling class.
You might have noticed
my hair sprays.
And I'm here to eat hair!
Just take one
and pass it down!
Sorry I'm late,
everybody.
[ Laughs ] I had to get
the CPR mannequin.
Oh, excellent.
Thank you, Badgerclops.
[ Whispering ]
Admit you're scared.
-W-what?
-[ Normal voice ] What?
Ah-huh-huh!
No. Oh.
Nnnnnnnnnnnnn!
No, no, no.Hurry it up!
I'm getting hair-hungry!
It says here that step one
is mouth-to-mouth.
All right. Uh, you do it.
[ Laughs nervously ]
Why?
You scared?
-No.
-Then do it.
♪♪
Ohhhhh!
[Smooches]
Owgh! Ugh!
Ah, ugh!
Ah, ah!
[ Smooches ]
[ Laughing ] Remember to
make a tight seal!
[ Whimpering ]
-Don't be scared, bro.
-Don't be scared.
Don't be scared, boy.
Quit hiding under the table.
You're 10 years old now.
But I'm only 6.
Ah! Ah!
Ahhhhhhhh!
No, no, no!
Ah! Ah!
Ahhhhhh!
Not my hair products!
Evacuate!
Yes!
[ Laughs ]
Hey!
Aaaaah!
[ Coughing ]
How many Adult Learning Annexeshave to be destroyed
before you admit thatyou're scared of puppets?!
I am not scared
of puppets!
That building was obviously
not up to code.
Hey, look.
I saved Mr. Din Danalin!
Oh! Would you look
at the time?
I'll see y'all at home.
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Stupid, stupid, stupid toy!
I'm not scared of it!
I'm not...Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh, not scared!
Stupid, stupid!
[ Crying ]
Badgerclops:What are you doing?!
Oh, uh, just forgot to, uh,
drink my milk.
[ Sniffs ] Oh, yeah,I know that feeling, man.
Ugh, ugh.
♪♪
Aaaah!
Ah, ah, ah.
It's just a --
it's just a doll.
[ Laughs nervously ]A weird, freaky doll.
Ugh.
Yeah, just a silly toy.[ Chuckles ]
You think I'm scaredof you, dummy?
Aah! Oooh!
Ehhhh! Ah!
Ya, ya, ya, ya,
ya, ya!
Hmm.
Ah! Ah!
[ Whimpering ]
Aaaaaah!
Aah!
What are you doingunder the table, boy?
Scared?
Dad!
What are you doing here?
Why am I wearing underwear?
I don't wear underwear!
Ohhhh!
Guh-ha-ha! I'm gonna bite you
with my wooden teeth.
Ah-ha-ha!
Mao Mao:
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah.
There's a monster in town!Let's go!
I just got to get
my socks on.
W-wait.
I wear socks, right?
Uh, okay, but it's battle time,
and you both your hands
to fight, so, uh,
no bringing any toys.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
To battle!
[ Tires screech ]
Oh, I knew selling
these hairless-ape dolls
would attract dark forces!
[ Thudding ]
[ Inhaling ]
[ Squeak! ]
Incoming!
Ugh!
Ugh!I'll handle this.
You be on crowd control.
Uh, are you sure?
There's a lot of p--
Public danger!Danger to the public.
Yes, I know!
All right.
You heard Mr. Macho Madness.
Ha!
Why did I make these?
Huh?! Ah![ Puppet laughs ]
Ah. I can deal with this.[ Puppet laughs ]
Come on.
You can deal with this.
Ah! Oh! Nnnnnn!
Look out!
Oh!
Ah! Ah!
[ Thudding and grunting ]
Aahhh! Oh!
[ Whimpering ]
No!
[ Puppet laughs ]
Eeeee!
What's the matter?
Are you...
Are you scared?
I'm not -- no!
[ Whimpers ]
Mao, what is going on?!
Is he okay?
I'm -- I'm fine.
I can do this.
I'm fearless!
If you don't tell uswhat's wrong,
we can't win this
together!
I'm a big boy.Dude, just...
Aah!
Badgerclops!
Aaaaaaaah!
No, no!
Mao Mao,if you're ever scared,
let your friends know,and we'll always help.
That's what a great hero
told me once.
It's just that I --
I'm s-s-sca...
Ugh!
No, no, no, no,
don't do it.
Uh, nope.
Don't tell them you're scared.
Heroes aren't afraid, boy!
It's a silly toy, son!
Don't show your weakness, boy!
Heroes aren't afraid, boy!
Ah!
Mao Mao, it's okay.
We're here.
But...I'm fearless.
I'm brave.
Ah!
It's okay to be afraid
sometimes!
Come on, dude!
We're losing time!
I'm afraid of puppets!
Oh, really?
Oh.
Gahhhh!
Ah!
My sword!
Thanks, Adorabat.
Ahhhhhh!
[ Grunting and screaming ]
This is it,
Mr. Din Danalin!
Our friendship is over!
[ As Mr. Din Danalin ]
No, please have mercy!
[ Normal voice ]
I will not!
[ As Mr. Din Danalin ]
No!
[ Normal voice ]
Now pay for your crimes.
Thanks, y'all.
Hyah!
Over here!
Dummy! Yah!
Ha!
Looks like this guy
knows not to --
aaaaaah! --
ah, mess with us.
All right.
We're done here.
Ah!
What a day.
You know, I think I mightfinally be over
this wholescared-of-puppets thing.
You may have won this time,
Mao Mao,
but I'm gonna return
from the grave
to exact my revenge.
[ Laughs ]
You will rue the day!
[ Laughing ]
Sorry. I couldn't resist.
-[ Laughs ]
-Mao Mao?
♪♪
Haaaaa!
Chirp.