Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 26 - Captured Clops - full transcript
After having to deal with too much at the Sheriff's Department, Badgerclops decides to join the Sky Pirates.
♪♪
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
Yay!
Mao Mao is training me.
[ Laughing ] Whee!
Adorabat,
be careful, alright?
Stealth boots
are not a toy.
They why are mine colored
like a toy?
[ Clears throat ]
I found them at a toy store.
Now, do you know the difference
between a legendary hero
and a bad guy?I destroy the bad guys
and ruin their lives.[ Laughs ] Yes, that.
But also a bad guy
neverdoes his chores.
Take for instance
Badgerclops.
Here we go.
You see, he used to be
a bad guy,
so sometimes I have to find
passive-aggressive ways
to remind him
to do his chores.
Uh, what chores?
Fixing the aerocycle.
Oh.
Well, like,
I've just been like,
really, really busy.
Badgerclops, you are
literally playing a game
where you do chores.
Just do your chores.
Dude!
I haven't been saving.
Yet another responsibility
you welched on --
Wh-Why are you crying?
You guys don't get it!
My schedule's too crazy!
It's always "Fix the aerocycle,
Badgerclops.
Do the grocery shopping,
Badgerclops."
[ Crying ]
Two whole things!
Only two things!
You didn't even go
grocery shopping either, man?
You know what?
You're just being a big, old...
lazy bones.Oh.
I need to be
away from you right now
before I loseit on you.
Oh, my gosh.
I just need you to do
a couple chores.
Get back here!
♪ When will I find the place
where I.. ♪
♪ Belong
[ Cries, shouts ]
[ Radio interference ]Speaking gibberish ]Come on, now!
Can't this thing pick up
any hard rock?
Oh!Ooh, look what I found!
What's wrong with y'all?
I say, someone
throwing rocks at us.
Uh, I think it was just
an accident, boss.
Come here.
I want to see.
Ooh.
It's the sassy one.
The, uh, deputy sheriff.
And look.
He's helpless and alone.
Ooh, hoo, hoo!
I just had an idea.
[ Falsetto ]
Hello, little boy.
Hello.
[ Normal voice ] See,
I told you he wouldn't
think it was weird.
[ Falsetto ]
I'm a magical being,
and I --
Do some magic.
Uh, no.
Say, why don't you fall
for this trap?
I mean, uh...
mmm, candy.
Mm, I don't know if I should
trust this magical puppet.
[ Deep voice ] Mmm, candy.[ Laughing ]
Aah!
Uh, what happened?
[ Shouts ]
What did they do to you?!
Ow! What --
[ Garbled ] Soon, you will
suffer eternal torment--
This scam blows. It's not gonna
work, Sky Pirates.
What?!
Wait, wait, wait.
You're not scared?Oh, yeah.
Maybe I am
a little scared.
Guess I'll have
to defend myself.
[ Overlapping comments ]
Please do not shoot me
over here.
[ Laughs ]
Incoming message
from Mao Mao.
Badgerclops, are you
sing-crying at the lake again?
What?!
The Sky Pirates?!
[ Groans ] Just defeat them,
get groceries,
and fix the aerocycle, okay?
Add it to the rest
of your chores.Whatever, Mom-Mom!
Caller blocked.You know what!
Forget this.
They're always like,
"Do this! Do that!"
And...
♪ I wish that I was
♪ Somewhere I belong
[ Sniffles ]
Depression!
The perfect recruitment tool.
-[ Indistinct mumbling ]
Ya know,
being a pirate is dope.
No responsibilities.
No chores.
We can do
whatever you want.
-That's it. I'm in.
-Oh.
That was easy.[ Crashes ]
This calls
for a celebration.
Ooh, neat.
What are y'all gonna do to me?
Pirate rave!Pirate rave! Pirate rave!
Hit it, boss.
-Yo!
-Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!
Uh, so you guys just do this,
like, all the time?
Oh, yeah.
house music electronica.
Party don't stop, y'all!
[ Laughs ]
Oh, you should've seen me
in the '90s.
[ Laughs ] That's such
a weird thing to say.
♪ Everybody, everybody
♪ Everybody look at me
♪ Go, go, go, Badger,
go, Badger, go ♪
[ Cheering ]
Nice dance moves![ Indistinct comments ]
-[ Deep voice ] Me hungry!
-Oh, man,
you guys got anything
to eat in this dump?[ Sniffing ]
Ooh, you smell that?
I think there's something
super yummy
in the other room.
Other room!
Move!
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
Uh, that's my
captain's chair.
Dude, sit down.
I'm hungry.
Oh, uh...
Okay.
What?
What is this?
-Alright, here me out.
No one wants
to get groceries, right?
So, we just use
our imagination over here.
Oh, boy!
Gabagool!
A rainbow!
[ Tsking ]
There, there, little lamb.
I'll make it quick.
Mmm!
Lamby.
-Uh, this is really weird.
That's it.
I'm running away.
I'll fix you a plate.Of what?!
There's nothing here!
Huh?
[ Angelic music plays ]
You're doing it, Badgerclops.
♪ I think I found the place
where I belong ♪
Enjoying your food?
You know...
we could eat
and party all the time.
If we fix the power thing.
Oh, if only someone --Yeah, sure. I'll do it.
Really?
[ Laughing ]
Mm.
Dude, two feet.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Drill whirring,
engine starts ]
Okay, Adorabat,
new heroic lesson --
Badgerclops is annoying
and we have to save him.
Yay! Badgerclops
annoying saving time!
Ramaraffe:
♪ Being on patrol
♪ High-ho a dairy-o
♪ Being on patrol Sleepy chop!
-Do my dishes, boy!
-[ Falsetto ] No, I don't wanna!
You made me do this![ Garbling ]
Chop!
[ Snoring,
indistinct muttering ]
Sleepier chop!
[ Grunting ]
Alright,
let's get Badgerclops.
Badgerclops, we've come
to save y-- Oh.
♪ Everybody, everybody
[ Garbled speaking ]
Badgerclops!
Oh, 'sup, guys?
Dude, the Sky Pirates
rule, actually.
They have magical food and
dance parties that go all night.
Well, if it isn't
Chores Boy,
worming his way back to force
you to do multiple chores again.
I'll bet he doesn't
even like house music.
I love house music!
Give him back,
Orangusnake!
Ha!
Feel free to try.
Oh, yeah, I will.
[ Exhales sharply ]
We can discuss your
responsibilities back at HQ,
whether you like it
or not, lazy bones.
-Oh!
-No, you did not!
I'm not going back with you!
You're just mad that...
♪ I finally found What?
Why are you singing?
♪ The place where I
Badgerclops, don't you --
No! No!
♪ Belong
-Badgerclops!
-Hmm?
Oh! [ Shouts ]
[ Both screaming ]
Aah!
Look, the ship's taking us
right to the Ruby Pure Heart.
Oh, my.
If someone --
doesn't have to be you,
but someone were to take
all of that power
for themselves,
why, no one would be able
to make you
do anything ever again.
I must have
the Ruby Pure Heart!
Release the clamps!
Actually, we use
giant suction cups.
That is enough out of you.
Attention, Pure Heart Valley!
I'm-a borrow this.
Borrow?
That would decimate
the entire kingdom!
Ain't y'all supposed to be
the good guys?
Badgerclops
has better friends now.
Best friends.Dude, be cool.
Uh, but won't Mao Mao just come
back up here and kick our butts?
Ha ha!
He can't get up here
without the aerocycle,
and I never
finished fixing it.
Oh, wait.
They fixed it, never mind.
That's right.
And it was easy.
[ Grunts ]
Alright, line up in the order
you want your butts kicked.
-I'll say, I call last.
No fair.
You always get last.
Not today, for the Sky Pirates
are under new management.
I was thinking maybe
I could stay manager.
Badgerclops, this is all
on you, okay?
You can make this stop.
[ Mimicking gibberish ]
That's you.
Then you leave me
no choice.
[ Chuckling ]
I'm not afraid of you.
[ Echoing punch ][ Whimpers ]
[ Screaming ]
Aah!
I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
How did you get so fast?
Badgerclops, I walked over here,
alright, casually.
What are you talking about?
Are you okay?
[ Straining ]
Badgerclops, did we win?
What? Why are you do--
No one even hit you yet!
And what is happening
over there?
She's just a big blur!
Her movements
are too fast now!
Oh, this is pretty common
side effect
of not ever eating
any real food.
Curse you,
grocery shopping!
Whoa, whoa, wait.
Grocery shopping?!
Why didn't someone just go?!
-Pfft. You're not my mom.
-Aah!
I need to get out of here
before I loseit on you.
We saved the mountain!
[ Stifled ]
Is that all we're doing today?
Aren't you forgetting
something kind of big?
[ Ughs ] Fine.
Thank you for having me.
I meant the giant suction cup!
[ Laughs ]
It's too late.
Now that the power thing
is fixed,
nothing will stop us
from having
the Ruby Pure H--
Are you listening?
And done.
Wow.
You know, I feel so much
more relaxed
knowing I got all my chores
done for the day.
You still haven't done
no grocery shopping.
Shush, shush.
Uh, excuse me.
I won and it's all your fault?
Stop being so caj about it.Yeah, about that.
I kinda put off
fixing the generator
and just plugged it
into somebody's house for now.
Where did this come from?
Let's this be
a learn for you, alright?
Just do your chores.[ Suction cup thunks ]
Wait, no, no, no, no --Bye-bye!
Curses!
Man, those guys' lives are
just a little toorelaxed,
know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna try to crash it
with a manual glide!
She might not hold
this time!We just not looking good.
To the escape pods!
The path is blocked!
Every man for hisself!
-[ Shouting ]
Why is everything on fire?!
No!
You cannot have these people!
Not today!
[ Panting ]
Whoa!
No, no! Not like this!
[ Explosions ]
We're okay!We're okay!We're okay!
[ Whews ]
Like, could you imagine?
♪♪
[ Shouting ]
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
Yay!
Mao Mao is training me.
[ Laughing ] Whee!
Adorabat,
be careful, alright?
Stealth boots
are not a toy.
They why are mine colored
like a toy?
[ Clears throat ]
I found them at a toy store.
Now, do you know the difference
between a legendary hero
and a bad guy?I destroy the bad guys
and ruin their lives.[ Laughs ] Yes, that.
But also a bad guy
neverdoes his chores.
Take for instance
Badgerclops.
Here we go.
You see, he used to be
a bad guy,
so sometimes I have to find
passive-aggressive ways
to remind him
to do his chores.
Uh, what chores?
Fixing the aerocycle.
Oh.
Well, like,
I've just been like,
really, really busy.
Badgerclops, you are
literally playing a game
where you do chores.
Just do your chores.
Dude!
I haven't been saving.
Yet another responsibility
you welched on --
Wh-Why are you crying?
You guys don't get it!
My schedule's too crazy!
It's always "Fix the aerocycle,
Badgerclops.
Do the grocery shopping,
Badgerclops."
[ Crying ]
Two whole things!
Only two things!
You didn't even go
grocery shopping either, man?
You know what?
You're just being a big, old...
lazy bones.Oh.
I need to be
away from you right now
before I loseit on you.
Oh, my gosh.
I just need you to do
a couple chores.
Get back here!
♪ When will I find the place
where I.. ♪
♪ Belong
[ Cries, shouts ]
[ Radio interference ]Speaking gibberish ]Come on, now!
Can't this thing pick up
any hard rock?
Oh!Ooh, look what I found!
What's wrong with y'all?
I say, someone
throwing rocks at us.
Uh, I think it was just
an accident, boss.
Come here.
I want to see.
Ooh.
It's the sassy one.
The, uh, deputy sheriff.
And look.
He's helpless and alone.
Ooh, hoo, hoo!
I just had an idea.
[ Falsetto ]
Hello, little boy.
Hello.
[ Normal voice ] See,
I told you he wouldn't
think it was weird.
[ Falsetto ]
I'm a magical being,
and I --
Do some magic.
Uh, no.
Say, why don't you fall
for this trap?
I mean, uh...
mmm, candy.
Mm, I don't know if I should
trust this magical puppet.
[ Deep voice ] Mmm, candy.[ Laughing ]
Aah!
Uh, what happened?
[ Shouts ]
What did they do to you?!
Ow! What --
[ Garbled ] Soon, you will
suffer eternal torment--
This scam blows. It's not gonna
work, Sky Pirates.
What?!
Wait, wait, wait.
You're not scared?Oh, yeah.
Maybe I am
a little scared.
Guess I'll have
to defend myself.
[ Overlapping comments ]
Please do not shoot me
over here.
[ Laughs ]
Incoming message
from Mao Mao.
Badgerclops, are you
sing-crying at the lake again?
What?!
The Sky Pirates?!
[ Groans ] Just defeat them,
get groceries,
and fix the aerocycle, okay?
Add it to the rest
of your chores.Whatever, Mom-Mom!
Caller blocked.You know what!
Forget this.
They're always like,
"Do this! Do that!"
And...
♪ I wish that I was
♪ Somewhere I belong
[ Sniffles ]
Depression!
The perfect recruitment tool.
-[ Indistinct mumbling ]
Ya know,
being a pirate is dope.
No responsibilities.
No chores.
We can do
whatever you want.
-That's it. I'm in.
-Oh.
That was easy.[ Crashes ]
This calls
for a celebration.
Ooh, neat.
What are y'all gonna do to me?
Pirate rave!Pirate rave! Pirate rave!
Hit it, boss.
-Yo!
-Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!
Uh, so you guys just do this,
like, all the time?
Oh, yeah.
house music electronica.
Party don't stop, y'all!
[ Laughs ]
Oh, you should've seen me
in the '90s.
[ Laughs ] That's such
a weird thing to say.
♪ Everybody, everybody
♪ Everybody look at me
♪ Go, go, go, Badger,
go, Badger, go ♪
[ Cheering ]
Nice dance moves![ Indistinct comments ]
-[ Deep voice ] Me hungry!
-Oh, man,
you guys got anything
to eat in this dump?[ Sniffing ]
Ooh, you smell that?
I think there's something
super yummy
in the other room.
Other room!
Move!
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
Uh, that's my
captain's chair.
Dude, sit down.
I'm hungry.
Oh, uh...
Okay.
What?
What is this?
-Alright, here me out.
No one wants
to get groceries, right?
So, we just use
our imagination over here.
Oh, boy!
Gabagool!
A rainbow!
[ Tsking ]
There, there, little lamb.
I'll make it quick.
Mmm!
Lamby.
-Uh, this is really weird.
That's it.
I'm running away.
I'll fix you a plate.Of what?!
There's nothing here!
Huh?
[ Angelic music plays ]
You're doing it, Badgerclops.
♪ I think I found the place
where I belong ♪
Enjoying your food?
You know...
we could eat
and party all the time.
If we fix the power thing.
Oh, if only someone --Yeah, sure. I'll do it.
Really?
[ Laughing ]
Mm.
Dude, two feet.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Drill whirring,
engine starts ]
Okay, Adorabat,
new heroic lesson --
Badgerclops is annoying
and we have to save him.
Yay! Badgerclops
annoying saving time!
Ramaraffe:
♪ Being on patrol
♪ High-ho a dairy-o
♪ Being on patrol Sleepy chop!
-Do my dishes, boy!
-[ Falsetto ] No, I don't wanna!
You made me do this![ Garbling ]
Chop!
[ Snoring,
indistinct muttering ]
Sleepier chop!
[ Grunting ]
Alright,
let's get Badgerclops.
Badgerclops, we've come
to save y-- Oh.
♪ Everybody, everybody
[ Garbled speaking ]
Badgerclops!
Oh, 'sup, guys?
Dude, the Sky Pirates
rule, actually.
They have magical food and
dance parties that go all night.
Well, if it isn't
Chores Boy,
worming his way back to force
you to do multiple chores again.
I'll bet he doesn't
even like house music.
I love house music!
Give him back,
Orangusnake!
Ha!
Feel free to try.
Oh, yeah, I will.
[ Exhales sharply ]
We can discuss your
responsibilities back at HQ,
whether you like it
or not, lazy bones.
-Oh!
-No, you did not!
I'm not going back with you!
You're just mad that...
♪ I finally found What?
Why are you singing?
♪ The place where I
Badgerclops, don't you --
No! No!
♪ Belong
-Badgerclops!
-Hmm?
Oh! [ Shouts ]
[ Both screaming ]
Aah!
Look, the ship's taking us
right to the Ruby Pure Heart.
Oh, my.
If someone --
doesn't have to be you,
but someone were to take
all of that power
for themselves,
why, no one would be able
to make you
do anything ever again.
I must have
the Ruby Pure Heart!
Release the clamps!
Actually, we use
giant suction cups.
That is enough out of you.
Attention, Pure Heart Valley!
I'm-a borrow this.
Borrow?
That would decimate
the entire kingdom!
Ain't y'all supposed to be
the good guys?
Badgerclops
has better friends now.
Best friends.Dude, be cool.
Uh, but won't Mao Mao just come
back up here and kick our butts?
Ha ha!
He can't get up here
without the aerocycle,
and I never
finished fixing it.
Oh, wait.
They fixed it, never mind.
That's right.
And it was easy.
[ Grunts ]
Alright, line up in the order
you want your butts kicked.
-I'll say, I call last.
No fair.
You always get last.
Not today, for the Sky Pirates
are under new management.
I was thinking maybe
I could stay manager.
Badgerclops, this is all
on you, okay?
You can make this stop.
[ Mimicking gibberish ]
That's you.
Then you leave me
no choice.
[ Chuckling ]
I'm not afraid of you.
[ Echoing punch ][ Whimpers ]
[ Screaming ]
Aah!
I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
How did you get so fast?
Badgerclops, I walked over here,
alright, casually.
What are you talking about?
Are you okay?
[ Straining ]
Badgerclops, did we win?
What? Why are you do--
No one even hit you yet!
And what is happening
over there?
She's just a big blur!
Her movements
are too fast now!
Oh, this is pretty common
side effect
of not ever eating
any real food.
Curse you,
grocery shopping!
Whoa, whoa, wait.
Grocery shopping?!
Why didn't someone just go?!
-Pfft. You're not my mom.
-Aah!
I need to get out of here
before I loseit on you.
We saved the mountain!
[ Stifled ]
Is that all we're doing today?
Aren't you forgetting
something kind of big?
[ Ughs ] Fine.
Thank you for having me.
I meant the giant suction cup!
[ Laughs ]
It's too late.
Now that the power thing
is fixed,
nothing will stop us
from having
the Ruby Pure H--
Are you listening?
And done.
Wow.
You know, I feel so much
more relaxed
knowing I got all my chores
done for the day.
You still haven't done
no grocery shopping.
Shush, shush.
Uh, excuse me.
I won and it's all your fault?
Stop being so caj about it.Yeah, about that.
I kinda put off
fixing the generator
and just plugged it
into somebody's house for now.
Where did this come from?
Let's this be
a learn for you, alright?
Just do your chores.[ Suction cup thunks ]
Wait, no, no, no, no --Bye-bye!
Curses!
Man, those guys' lives are
just a little toorelaxed,
know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna try to crash it
with a manual glide!
She might not hold
this time!We just not looking good.
To the escape pods!
The path is blocked!
Every man for hisself!
-[ Shouting ]
Why is everything on fire?!
No!
You cannot have these people!
Not today!
[ Panting ]
Whoa!
No, no! Not like this!
[ Explosions ]
We're okay!We're okay!We're okay!
[ Whews ]
Like, could you imagine?
♪♪
[ Shouting ]