Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 18 - Legend of Torbaclaun - full transcript
The Sweetypie's believe the legendary Torbaclaun is there in Pure Heart Valley.
♪♪
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
♪♪
[ Wind blowing ]
[ Pinky grunting ]
Look, Pinky,
if you just cooperate,
we can get you out
of the sewer.
No! I'm looking
for hair!
Ugh!
Badgerclops, have you found
his nasty little body yet?
Working on it, dude.
[ Grunts ]
I think I got him.
Seriously, what is
with all of these pipes?!
[ Growls ]
Why do you even need hair?
It's for
the hair fairy!
Ain't you got no whimsy
in your heart?
Ha!
Whimsy,
superstitions, myth --
they're all lies!
The truth -- that's
what really matters.
Ohh! But they're fun,
Mao Mao.
I like fun.
I wish something fun
would happen today!
[ Heavenly chorus harmonizes ][ Gasps deeply ]
A no-leaf clover!
That can only mean...
♪♪
[ Wind blows, baby laughs ]
The Torbaclaun!!
[ Breathing heavily ] I saw one!
A Torbaclaun?!
What is it?! Where is it?!
Some kind of monster?!
Torbaclaun!
Where? Where, where,
where, where, where?
Where is it?
Where, where, where? Where?!
Up there in the tree.
[ Gasps ]
I think I saw one again!
I can't see it!
I want to see one
so bad!
What's going on?
There's clearly nothing there!
Badgerclops,
can you see this?
Alright, hold on, now.
Let me open my eye.
Huh-ahh!
[ Pop! ][ Clears throat ]
What am I looking for?
'Cause all I'm seeing is,
like, a tree,
with nothing in it.
That's what I thought.
This Torbaclaun must
be nothing more
than a silly old
Sweetie Pie's tale.
Torbaclauns wear velvet gloves
of gentle touching
and extra-small clogs.
Torbaclauns love dancing.
What Torbaclaun?
There's nothing in that tree!
[ Excited talking ]
He also uses
his super-weird bellybutton
to play, uh, a flute
that sounds like a trumpet!
A-he-he-he!
That's physically impossible!
You're just making stuff up.
Stop lying!
And it's known that the
Torbaclaun likes to sneak gems
all around its tree,
waiting to be discovered.
I want those gems!
No, no, no.
That's enough.
Torbaclauns aren't real,
and I'm going to prove it.
[ Thunder rumbles ][ Deep voice ] I alone
must prevent chaos
by revealing the lie
that is the Torbaclaun,
thereby upholding order
and justice.
Dude, get off
your high horse.
[ Growling ]They're just having fun.
This won't bring chaos.
Aww.
Chi-goo-goo-goo-chi.
Special news announcement.
There's chaos
at Pure Heart Valley.
I'm...Silly Billy.
A Torbaclaun sighting
has assembled a large...crowd.
Oh, your father and I
are so proud of you!
Thank you...Mommy.
I love...you.
Clark Lockejaw's
on the scene.
Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip,
yip, yip, yip, yip, yip,
yip, yip, yip, yip,
yip, yip, yip, yip.
I'm gonna get a backhoe
and uproot that tree.
Wait.
Are you filming me?
I want my face blurred!
Blur me!
[ Laughs evilly ]
Yeaaaaaaaaa--
It's only a matter of time
until we catch a glimpse
of the Torbaclaun...
in the tree.[ Camera clicks ]
[ Growls ]
There's clearly nothing
in this tree!
See?
Look for yourself!
Well, it ran away because of
your scary screaming, now.
[ Echoing ]
My screams aren't scary!!
[ Crowd screaming ]
Yip, yip, yip, yip,
yip, yip, yip.
See? This is its brain
sticking out of its skull
to help it think faster.
There's no way she could
draw something that good
without reference.
It has to be real!
Amateur sketches
aren't clear evidence!
Silly Billy: Yes, they are.
Pipe down.
What does this average motorist
think of the Torbaclaun?
[ Car horn blaring ]Could be a Sweetie Pie
that got --
Oh, I think I saw it!
And it told them to get up into
the tree and play a Torbaclaun.
Beep, beep.
I'm a motorist.
Look at the chaos!
I told you, Badgerclops.
I told you!
Yeah, that's cool, man.
[ Grunts ]
This right here is
a special Torbaclaun flute
passed down
thousands of years ago
by my great-great-grandpeep,
who's half Torbaclaun.
Who else seen a Torbaclaun,
say "Ayo!"
Ayo!
Ayo!
Ayo! Ayo!
These are clearly
just little pipes!
And you can't leave them
lying around, either.
I willfine you.
You're right.
I should sell them!
What?!
I didn't sa--
Who else like Mao Mao
business plan, say "Ayo!"
Ayo!
Ayo!
Ayo! Ayo!
Aaaaaaaa--
Clark: Yip, yip, yip, yip,
yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip.
Thank you, Clark.
And thank you...Mommy.
[ Beeping ]
Guh! They won't believe
in logic.
They won't believe in reason!
But I'll makethem believe...
with force.
To the hardware stoooore!
[ Flutes play discordantly ]♪ Chu-ba-ba-beem
Ba, ba, be, ba-dee, ber, ba ♪
♪ Chu-ba-bum, ba, be, be,
Chu-ba-ba-bum, bum ♪
♪ Chub-ba-bum does
what a Chub-ba-bum does ♪
♪ And a be, ba, bom, bum,
be, de, Chub-ba-bum does ♪
Errr?I need a witness.
How do you do, Mr. Sheriff?
Uh, want to play with us?
No.
I want to expose
your filthy lie.
Uh -- uh-yuh.
You bet.
Farmer Bun, do you see
this trap I've erected?
Uh-yuh. I reckon that'll
trap something. Yuh-yuh.
Wrong!!
Because once I open the trap,
it won't catch anything,
because the Torbaclaun
is a lie,
and I'll expose this dirty lie
by never catching any...thing.
Wait.
That doesn't make sense.
Hey, everyone, the Sheriff is
gonna show us the Torbaclaun!
[ Cheering ]
I'm just trying
to shed a light on the --
Great idea, Sheriff.
Let's get some lights
on that tree, uh-yuh?
What?[ Excited talking ]
No!
Turn off the spotlights!
Look. There's shadows
moving around in the tree!
Ooh, I got to get
a Torbaclaun flute!
Y'all accept good grades
as payment?
Gary, your grades
aren't that good.
[ Flutes play discordantly ][ Laughs ]
[ Laughing ] Yay!
Y'all are doing a great job,
but I'm about to lose it.
Now pay attention.
Your job
is to sell flutes,
and if you do,
I will pay you...
six animal crackers
and one gooey, sticky,
stretchy hand thing.
Got it?
[ Chomp! ][ Creak! Creak! Creak! ]
[ Sighs ] You know what?
Just run the store, okay?
No, no,
don't actually run!
[ Groans ]
Y'all want
to buy some flutes?
[ Groans ]
This entire thing
is out of control.
Sure, it seems harmless now,
but then it'll escalate --
riots, crashing cars,
explosions --
all because I couldn't
impose the truth on society.
Okay, but what if I sold
moreflutes?
[ Whiiiiiiistle! ]They're not
even flutes!
You're being fed
a plate of lies!
They're just PVC pipes!
It has two functions?
Ooh!
Now I need another one!
[ Cheering ]
You know what?
That's it!
Badgerclops, the blasters
still work on this thing?
[ Engine starts ]Uh, never mind.
I found them.
Um, do you want us
to move over or...
That tree
is coming down!
[ Click, engine stops ]
D'oh!
Give me back those keys!
Uh, no.
Chill out.
Your attitude is an
inconvenience to me right now.
Mr. Deputy,
w-what note makes
the Torbaclaun go out?
Kevin, it doesn't make notes.
Watch!
[ Crying ] Please, sir,
I'm only 5 years old.
[ Spitting ]I'm just a precious
little boy.
[ Bang ]What the...
Pinky: We caught one!
Somebody caught
the Torbaclaun?!
And right when the sheriff
blew the horn!
[ Excited talking ]
That trap's supposed to
never trap something!
Dude,
don't open the trap, man!
It'll kill my sales
for the quarterly!
[ Gasps ] Oh, no!
Calm down, Adorabat.
The trap's
definitely empty.
[ Bang! Bang! ]
Aaaah!
Adorabat!
I can't with you today.
Now, we should discuss
whether or not
we even want
to open this --
Oh, he already did.
He already did.
Alright, get out here,
you so-called Torbaclaun!
[ Chuckles ] It's just me --
Farmer Bun,
up to my old wily hijinks,
as usual.
[ Chuckles ] Yuh.
You see?
There was never gonna be
a Torbaclaun in that box, bec--
Oh, well, now, I reckon
I wasn't alone in there. Yuh.
What?!
What's that, Mao Mao?
Torbaclaun flutes
are still relevant?
Better go buy some.
[ Excited talking ]
Fine.
I'll show you!
[ Shing! ]
Ahhhhhh!
[ Crowd gasps ]See? It was
just the frog one.
Hi, everybody.
My name's Chubbum.
And I think I saw it run back
into the tree. [ Laughs ]
♪♪Tree?
Oh.
I -- I see it now.
You see the Torbaclaun?
No. [ Chuckles ]
I have to destroy...
that...tree!
[ Shing! ]
[ Crowd gasps ]
[ Shing! ][ Crowd gasps ]
[ Shing! ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Boom! ]
Where's your Torbaclaun now?
[ Breathing heavily ]
Oh, no!
Oh, yes!
I caught you
in your filthy little lie.
[ Sobs ]
Wait.
W-Why are you sad?
Now you can have
legalfun, right?
[ Chuckles ]
Wait.
I-I don't get it.
Why is everyone
going home?
I don't know.
I guess...
it's just not fun anymore.
[ Badgerclops grunts ]
Ow!
Good! I hit you
in the face!
Which is also
your butt.
Way to spoil
the party, dude!
[ Sighs ]
We were just having fun.
Fun?
You mean...
this wasn't just some lie?
It was an excuse
to have...fun?
Upholding truth and justice
may be the pillars of heroism,
but no true hero
would ruin a party.
Hmm.
I know what I have to do.
Hey, you -- frog one!
Uh, the Torbaclaun
attacked me!
[ Pow! Pow! ][ Groans ]
[ Gasps ]
It must be invisible!
Grab it by the throat!
Uh, alright.
Uh, take this, Torbaclaun!
Mao Mao, watch out
for the Cane of Reckoning!
[ Clears throat ]
I'm not really taking requests.
Eh, but...
Ohhhh!
And then the Torbaclaun
elbow-slams you in the head!
No. [ Chuckles ] I don't
think it did, Badgerclops.
But I do think
it lunged at you! [ Laughs ]
[ Gasps ] Oh, no!
[ Laughing ]
It's tickling me mercilessly!
It punches your face![ Pow! ]
[ Laughs ]
Marion, you take it!
[ Grunts ]
Oh! It's so strong!
You take it, Gary!
[ Laughs ]
It won't stop kissing me!
Oh, no!
It got away!
Tee-hee! It's letting me
have dairy products!
[ Giggles ]
[ Laughter ]
I did it.
I saved the party.
And then it steals
the Aerocycle, uh-yuh.
Whoa!
And then it crashed
the Aerocycle.
Yuh-yuh. Whoa!
Then the Torbaclaun
starts smashing stuff!
Hyah!
No! Stop!
Your imaginations
are running wild!
Oh, chaos!
Then the Torbaclaun
caused an explosion!
A seriesof explosions.
[ Laughs ]
[ Gasps ]
Free-for-all!
[ All screaming ]
A Torbaclaun
is inside Gary!
[ Screams ]
No.
What have I done?!
I knew it!
And so the legend
of the Torbaclaun
lived on in our hearts
forever.
Riot!
♪♪
Aaaah!
Chirp.
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
♪♪
[ Wind blowing ]
[ Pinky grunting ]
Look, Pinky,
if you just cooperate,
we can get you out
of the sewer.
No! I'm looking
for hair!
Ugh!
Badgerclops, have you found
his nasty little body yet?
Working on it, dude.
[ Grunts ]
I think I got him.
Seriously, what is
with all of these pipes?!
[ Growls ]
Why do you even need hair?
It's for
the hair fairy!
Ain't you got no whimsy
in your heart?
Ha!
Whimsy,
superstitions, myth --
they're all lies!
The truth -- that's
what really matters.
Ohh! But they're fun,
Mao Mao.
I like fun.
I wish something fun
would happen today!
[ Heavenly chorus harmonizes ][ Gasps deeply ]
A no-leaf clover!
That can only mean...
♪♪
[ Wind blows, baby laughs ]
The Torbaclaun!!
[ Breathing heavily ] I saw one!
A Torbaclaun?!
What is it?! Where is it?!
Some kind of monster?!
Torbaclaun!
Where? Where, where,
where, where, where?
Where is it?
Where, where, where? Where?!
Up there in the tree.
[ Gasps ]
I think I saw one again!
I can't see it!
I want to see one
so bad!
What's going on?
There's clearly nothing there!
Badgerclops,
can you see this?
Alright, hold on, now.
Let me open my eye.
Huh-ahh!
[ Pop! ][ Clears throat ]
What am I looking for?
'Cause all I'm seeing is,
like, a tree,
with nothing in it.
That's what I thought.
This Torbaclaun must
be nothing more
than a silly old
Sweetie Pie's tale.
Torbaclauns wear velvet gloves
of gentle touching
and extra-small clogs.
Torbaclauns love dancing.
What Torbaclaun?
There's nothing in that tree!
[ Excited talking ]
He also uses
his super-weird bellybutton
to play, uh, a flute
that sounds like a trumpet!
A-he-he-he!
That's physically impossible!
You're just making stuff up.
Stop lying!
And it's known that the
Torbaclaun likes to sneak gems
all around its tree,
waiting to be discovered.
I want those gems!
No, no, no.
That's enough.
Torbaclauns aren't real,
and I'm going to prove it.
[ Thunder rumbles ][ Deep voice ] I alone
must prevent chaos
by revealing the lie
that is the Torbaclaun,
thereby upholding order
and justice.
Dude, get off
your high horse.
[ Growling ]They're just having fun.
This won't bring chaos.
Aww.
Chi-goo-goo-goo-chi.
Special news announcement.
There's chaos
at Pure Heart Valley.
I'm...Silly Billy.
A Torbaclaun sighting
has assembled a large...crowd.
Oh, your father and I
are so proud of you!
Thank you...Mommy.
I love...you.
Clark Lockejaw's
on the scene.
Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip,
yip, yip, yip, yip, yip,
yip, yip, yip, yip,
yip, yip, yip, yip.
I'm gonna get a backhoe
and uproot that tree.
Wait.
Are you filming me?
I want my face blurred!
Blur me!
[ Laughs evilly ]
Yeaaaaaaaaa--
It's only a matter of time
until we catch a glimpse
of the Torbaclaun...
in the tree.[ Camera clicks ]
[ Growls ]
There's clearly nothing
in this tree!
See?
Look for yourself!
Well, it ran away because of
your scary screaming, now.
[ Echoing ]
My screams aren't scary!!
[ Crowd screaming ]
Yip, yip, yip, yip,
yip, yip, yip.
See? This is its brain
sticking out of its skull
to help it think faster.
There's no way she could
draw something that good
without reference.
It has to be real!
Amateur sketches
aren't clear evidence!
Silly Billy: Yes, they are.
Pipe down.
What does this average motorist
think of the Torbaclaun?
[ Car horn blaring ]Could be a Sweetie Pie
that got --
Oh, I think I saw it!
And it told them to get up into
the tree and play a Torbaclaun.
Beep, beep.
I'm a motorist.
Look at the chaos!
I told you, Badgerclops.
I told you!
Yeah, that's cool, man.
[ Grunts ]
This right here is
a special Torbaclaun flute
passed down
thousands of years ago
by my great-great-grandpeep,
who's half Torbaclaun.
Who else seen a Torbaclaun,
say "Ayo!"
Ayo!
Ayo!
Ayo! Ayo!
These are clearly
just little pipes!
And you can't leave them
lying around, either.
I willfine you.
You're right.
I should sell them!
What?!
I didn't sa--
Who else like Mao Mao
business plan, say "Ayo!"
Ayo!
Ayo!
Ayo! Ayo!
Aaaaaaaa--
Clark: Yip, yip, yip, yip,
yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip.
Thank you, Clark.
And thank you...Mommy.
[ Beeping ]
Guh! They won't believe
in logic.
They won't believe in reason!
But I'll makethem believe...
with force.
To the hardware stoooore!
[ Flutes play discordantly ]♪ Chu-ba-ba-beem
Ba, ba, be, ba-dee, ber, ba ♪
♪ Chu-ba-bum, ba, be, be,
Chu-ba-ba-bum, bum ♪
♪ Chub-ba-bum does
what a Chub-ba-bum does ♪
♪ And a be, ba, bom, bum,
be, de, Chub-ba-bum does ♪
Errr?I need a witness.
How do you do, Mr. Sheriff?
Uh, want to play with us?
No.
I want to expose
your filthy lie.
Uh -- uh-yuh.
You bet.
Farmer Bun, do you see
this trap I've erected?
Uh-yuh. I reckon that'll
trap something. Yuh-yuh.
Wrong!!
Because once I open the trap,
it won't catch anything,
because the Torbaclaun
is a lie,
and I'll expose this dirty lie
by never catching any...thing.
Wait.
That doesn't make sense.
Hey, everyone, the Sheriff is
gonna show us the Torbaclaun!
[ Cheering ]
I'm just trying
to shed a light on the --
Great idea, Sheriff.
Let's get some lights
on that tree, uh-yuh?
What?[ Excited talking ]
No!
Turn off the spotlights!
Look. There's shadows
moving around in the tree!
Ooh, I got to get
a Torbaclaun flute!
Y'all accept good grades
as payment?
Gary, your grades
aren't that good.
[ Flutes play discordantly ][ Laughs ]
[ Laughing ] Yay!
Y'all are doing a great job,
but I'm about to lose it.
Now pay attention.
Your job
is to sell flutes,
and if you do,
I will pay you...
six animal crackers
and one gooey, sticky,
stretchy hand thing.
Got it?
[ Chomp! ][ Creak! Creak! Creak! ]
[ Sighs ] You know what?
Just run the store, okay?
No, no,
don't actually run!
[ Groans ]
Y'all want
to buy some flutes?
[ Groans ]
This entire thing
is out of control.
Sure, it seems harmless now,
but then it'll escalate --
riots, crashing cars,
explosions --
all because I couldn't
impose the truth on society.
Okay, but what if I sold
moreflutes?
[ Whiiiiiiistle! ]They're not
even flutes!
You're being fed
a plate of lies!
They're just PVC pipes!
It has two functions?
Ooh!
Now I need another one!
[ Cheering ]
You know what?
That's it!
Badgerclops, the blasters
still work on this thing?
[ Engine starts ]Uh, never mind.
I found them.
Um, do you want us
to move over or...
That tree
is coming down!
[ Click, engine stops ]
D'oh!
Give me back those keys!
Uh, no.
Chill out.
Your attitude is an
inconvenience to me right now.
Mr. Deputy,
w-what note makes
the Torbaclaun go out?
Kevin, it doesn't make notes.
Watch!
[ Crying ] Please, sir,
I'm only 5 years old.
[ Spitting ]I'm just a precious
little boy.
[ Bang ]What the...
Pinky: We caught one!
Somebody caught
the Torbaclaun?!
And right when the sheriff
blew the horn!
[ Excited talking ]
That trap's supposed to
never trap something!
Dude,
don't open the trap, man!
It'll kill my sales
for the quarterly!
[ Gasps ] Oh, no!
Calm down, Adorabat.
The trap's
definitely empty.
[ Bang! Bang! ]
Aaaah!
Adorabat!
I can't with you today.
Now, we should discuss
whether or not
we even want
to open this --
Oh, he already did.
He already did.
Alright, get out here,
you so-called Torbaclaun!
[ Chuckles ] It's just me --
Farmer Bun,
up to my old wily hijinks,
as usual.
[ Chuckles ] Yuh.
You see?
There was never gonna be
a Torbaclaun in that box, bec--
Oh, well, now, I reckon
I wasn't alone in there. Yuh.
What?!
What's that, Mao Mao?
Torbaclaun flutes
are still relevant?
Better go buy some.
[ Excited talking ]
Fine.
I'll show you!
[ Shing! ]
Ahhhhhh!
[ Crowd gasps ]See? It was
just the frog one.
Hi, everybody.
My name's Chubbum.
And I think I saw it run back
into the tree. [ Laughs ]
♪♪Tree?
Oh.
I -- I see it now.
You see the Torbaclaun?
No. [ Chuckles ]
I have to destroy...
that...tree!
[ Shing! ]
[ Crowd gasps ]
[ Shing! ][ Crowd gasps ]
[ Shing! ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Boom! ]
Where's your Torbaclaun now?
[ Breathing heavily ]
Oh, no!
Oh, yes!
I caught you
in your filthy little lie.
[ Sobs ]
Wait.
W-Why are you sad?
Now you can have
legalfun, right?
[ Chuckles ]
Wait.
I-I don't get it.
Why is everyone
going home?
I don't know.
I guess...
it's just not fun anymore.
[ Badgerclops grunts ]
Ow!
Good! I hit you
in the face!
Which is also
your butt.
Way to spoil
the party, dude!
[ Sighs ]
We were just having fun.
Fun?
You mean...
this wasn't just some lie?
It was an excuse
to have...fun?
Upholding truth and justice
may be the pillars of heroism,
but no true hero
would ruin a party.
Hmm.
I know what I have to do.
Hey, you -- frog one!
Uh, the Torbaclaun
attacked me!
[ Pow! Pow! ][ Groans ]
[ Gasps ]
It must be invisible!
Grab it by the throat!
Uh, alright.
Uh, take this, Torbaclaun!
Mao Mao, watch out
for the Cane of Reckoning!
[ Clears throat ]
I'm not really taking requests.
Eh, but...
Ohhhh!
And then the Torbaclaun
elbow-slams you in the head!
No. [ Chuckles ] I don't
think it did, Badgerclops.
But I do think
it lunged at you! [ Laughs ]
[ Gasps ] Oh, no!
[ Laughing ]
It's tickling me mercilessly!
It punches your face![ Pow! ]
[ Laughs ]
Marion, you take it!
[ Grunts ]
Oh! It's so strong!
You take it, Gary!
[ Laughs ]
It won't stop kissing me!
Oh, no!
It got away!
Tee-hee! It's letting me
have dairy products!
[ Giggles ]
[ Laughter ]
I did it.
I saved the party.
And then it steals
the Aerocycle, uh-yuh.
Whoa!
And then it crashed
the Aerocycle.
Yuh-yuh. Whoa!
Then the Torbaclaun
starts smashing stuff!
Hyah!
No! Stop!
Your imaginations
are running wild!
Oh, chaos!
Then the Torbaclaun
caused an explosion!
A seriesof explosions.
[ Laughs ]
[ Gasps ]
Free-for-all!
[ All screaming ]
A Torbaclaun
is inside Gary!
[ Screams ]
No.
What have I done?!
I knew it!
And so the legend
of the Torbaclaun
lived on in our hearts
forever.
Riot!
♪♪
Aaaah!
Chirp.