Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 14 - All By Mao Self - full transcript
Mao Mao's desire to be a legend drives him to keep topping himself. But how much is enough?
♪♪
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
Orangusnake:
Agh!
-Ha! Oh!
-[ Coughs ]
Gotcha, pirate!
We's only Dumpster divin'.
Uh, trash ain't free,
buddy.
-Agh! Eh...
-You just got beat by a child!
[ Panting ]
Yah!
You'll never take me alive!
I wasn't planning to.
That is so dark!
Get back here!
No-ho-ho!
Wait.
Where did he -- agh!
Gah!
Un-foot me, you goon!
Not till you stop, uh...
what were you doing
again?
Looking for something
to power our ship...
and for food.
We're hungry.
-Really?
-We did it!
We saved the garbage!
Ugh. Fighting dumb-dumbs
in the dump?Yah!
At this rate, I'll only
ever be a trash hero.
Uh, I mean, you definitely
smell like a --
A legendary hero!
And you're gonna teach me
to be a legendary hero, too!
Right, Mao Mao?
[ Echoing ]
Mao Mao? Mao Mao?
I'm gonna be a legendary hero,
too!
Mao Mao:
My sisters are all well on
their way to becoming legends.
Look at me --
still wallowing in trash...
Whoa!
...desperately trying
to catch up.
[ Sisters laughing ]
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
You fool!
While you were wallowing in
self-pity about your childhood,
I stole
your precious aerocycle!
How did you know that?!
I didn't!
That was just a lucky guess!
[ Laughs ]
All right,
I've had enough of this!
Aghhh!Wait, wait -- no!
-Aghhh!
-Aaaah! Ah! Ah!
[ Thud! ]
Eeeee-eeee!
Ha!
That'll teach 'em!
No, Adorabat.
There's no glory
in rolling around with filth.
Orangusnake:
We can still hear you!
[ Sighs ] How can I be on
the path to legendhood
without an insurmountable
challenge?!
Sometimes a challenge
isn't on the outside.
Sometimes you need to find
change within.
[ Chomping ]
Where did you get that?
From within...
that Dumpster over there.
By my blade, you're right!
Since there aren't
any difficult villains,
I need to create
a more difficult fight!
[ Laughs ]
I said literally none
of those things.
Mmm! It tastes better
'cause it's free!
♪♪
[ Sighs ]
Adorabat, I've realized...
[ Growling ]
...I'm simply too fast.
If I want a more
challenging fight,
I'm gonna have to
slow myself down.
He-yah!
Whoa!
Ha, ha!
Leg weights -- extra huge.
That is so goofy.
That's so cool!
[ Alarm blares ]
The monster alarm?!
Aaaaahh!
Ugh, ah!
Ugh!
Ahhhh! Oof.
[ Thud! ]
Aaah!
[ Screaming ]
[ Roars ]
There it is.
I'm goin' in!
Whoa! Oh!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[ Explosion ]
Gah! Ah!
Still too easy.
I don't know, man.
That kinda just looked
like an accident.
I wish it was,
Badgerclops.
You see, using the unmatched
precision of my heroic eyeballs,
I was able to pinpoint the exact
location of the monster,
and then with
machine-like precision,
I used my finely tuned hands
to steer myself
on the course
of optimum destruction.
Between my eyes
and my hands,
my power is
simply too great.
I'll have to disable them
if I'm gonna become a legend!
[ Rock music plays ]
Ha, ha!
Lame!
All right,
who's up for lunch?
Ketchup sandwiches!
I was thinking something
far more challenging!
Ouch.
Now where --
where's the kitchen?
Oh. There's a...
table here.
How did he know?!
[ Laughing ] This is, like,
my all-time favorite.
Finally, the tiniest amount
of salt and pepper.
Ha! And you told me I couldn't
make my own sandwich.
[ Mouth full ] You know
the kitchen's on fire, right?
Now, this is a meal
worthy of legend!
[ Chomping ]
Mmmmmmm!
[ Mouth full ]
Call the dentist.
Adorabat, holding
these scorpions
is obviously
very legendary.
But it's not enough!It's not?
I want to bathe
in 'em, baby!Wow!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Whoa, whoa!
Oh, geez!
Ah!
Oh, what is wrong
with that kid?
Let's pick up the pace,
Adorabat.
I gotta get my scorpi-on!
[ Laughs ]
Ooh, ooh, that stings!
Ahh.
Ahh, very legendary.
Man: How could you betray
your own father?
[ Sobs]
Badgerclops, I, uh...
I need you to take me
to the bathroom.
[ Laughs ]
One or two?
And this is
as far as I go.
Have fun!Whoa, whoa!
Where do you think
you're goin'?
Somebody's gotta
hold my cape.
I don't like this!
I don't like this!
Hey, uh, I think a scorpion
might have crawled down my back.
Can you check?
How's it look?
Oh, I'm feelin' sleep--
Ha!
[ Exhaling ][ Alarm blares ]
Aha! A threat to the kingdom --
finally a real challenge.
Now, uh, hey, which way
to the aerocycle?[ Clattering ]
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
-[ Screams ]
Mao Mao:
[ Laughs ]
Hey, Mao Mao,
maybe I should steer?
[ Laughing ]
Oh, Badgerclops,
how are you
supposed to steer
when you're holding
all these scorpions?
Aah!
Get 'em off!
Hey, Boss, maybe we can use this
to power the ship!
Why don't you put it
on the pile,
and we can give it
a try.
Oh, they're like children.
Oh, oh, Boss!
Can I keep it?
Oh, how can I say "no"
to you?
Yeah!
Mwah!
[ Laughs ]
Just like ma
used to make...
make me eat.
Ugh!
Prepare for defeat, you, ya --
uh, who is it?
You know I can't see.It's the Sky Pirates.
Oh, okay.
Pirates?!
What are they doing
back here?
Fool!
We never left!
[ Laughter ]
Trash city, baby!
Aghhhhhhhh!
Aaaaaah!
Attack!
[ Grunting and screaming ]
Uh?
Smoke bomb!
[ Coughing ]
[ Laughs ] Even with
all these impediments,
you pirates still don't
stand a chance against me.
-[ Laughs ]
-Agh!
[ Panting ]
[ Squirting ]
Oh, boy,
this guy is pathetic.
Check this out.
Oh, don't hurt us, Mao Mao!
We're no match for you...
at least not as long as
you have your little friends
protecting you.Huh?
To be honest, I'm surprised
you even want their help...
since all the greatest legends
work alone.
Work alone.
Yeah, even with
these impediments,
it's been too easy
'cause you've been helping me!
Ow, man!
You need to get out of here!
True legends work alone!
You know what?
Fine!
We've been saving your butt
all day.
Badgerclops, we --
we can't just leave him!
Adorabat, Mao Mao is
on a journey now.
And the only way he'll learn
is if we go...
and watch TV...
and eat his snacks.
Can I have
his Cheddar Paws?
Nope.
I'm having them.
You better not eat
my Cheddar Paws!
All right, you stinkin' pirates,
show me what you got!
Oh, no!
Don't show me what you got!
No, I see it, I see it.
You're right.
You're right.
Ow!
Ohhh!
[ Laughing ]
That's what ya get! Whoo!
Mao Mao, do you --
Yo, dude's kind of
having a moment.
Ah! Ah!
I'll get you, pirates!
I'm the embodiment
of a legendary hero!
Ah! Ah!
[ Gurgles ]
-Mao Mao!
-Mao Mao!
[ Gurgles ]We gotta save him!
If I get ringworm one more time,
I lose a bet!
Looks like Mao Mao's
gonna have to
get himself
out of this mess.
So, this is how
my legend ends.
Oh, the songs
they'll sing of me!
Mao Mao -- the blindfolded
juggernaut!
Mao Mao!
Oh, no, he's got this.
He's good.
A hero for the ages --
sucker-punched
by pirates and...
drowned in garbage.
Drowned in garbage?!
[ Gurgles ]
I don't think so!
-Mao Mao!
-Mao Mao!
See, I told you you didn't need
that stuff to be a -- whoa!
♪♪
Whoo! Feels great to have
those leg weights off.
Ha. And you're right,
Badgerclops,
I've got all I need
to be a legend right here.
[ Laughs ]
My beautiful ship is alive!
And without the aerocycle,
that Mao Mao has no way
of reaching us!
Besides, the fool has lost the
greatest weapon of them all --
friendship!
Aw, shucks, Boss.
You do me
a great kindness, sir.
Hey, Ratarang, get in here.
We're having a thing!
Ah, gee.
Uh, sorry, Boss.
But we got a bogey comin' in hot
up the starboard bow over here.
What?!
Ramascope activate!
My true calling!
Ugh!
Hah!
It's just Mao Mao!
-Hold on tight, y'all.
-Aaaaaah!
-We'll be on 'em soon!
-Aaaaaaah!
[ Screaming ]
Ha!
[ Screaming ]
Huh.
I really put up
with too much.
Aaah!
Aaaaaaah!
Whoa! Aah!
All right, where is she?
Where's my aerocycle?
Errrrrr...Well, well, well!
Seems we have some trespassers
aboard our fine vessel.
Sure do!
-Y'all ready for this?
-What?!
Oh![ Grunting ]
When did your legs
get so meaty?
[ All exclaiming ]
[ Zapping ]
Ah! I got a cramp
in my glutes.
-Aaaagh!
-Oof!
Little ones have the most venom,
like me!
[ Giggles ]
Hostrich: Hoh!
That is venomous!
Aerocycle secured.
Ready?
Ready!All right,
let's get out of --
Garbage heroes!
You'll never be a legend,
Mao Mao!
The stench of mediocrity
will always linger--
-Ow, ooh, ow!
-Ow, ow!
I don't think so, 'cause
I'm forging my own legend --
Hah! --
with my legendary friends!
All: We're okay!
[ Laughter ]
Adorabat: So...do you think
you'll ever go back
to having
beefy legs again?
No, Adorabat.
Those legs were chasing
someone else's legend.
Plus, they super chafe.
Well, seeing as you're
not using them,
I have a theory
I wanted to check out.
[ Smoke hissing ]
[ Harp music plays ]I knew it.
♪♪
Agh!
Chirp.
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
Orangusnake:
Agh!
-Ha! Oh!
-[ Coughs ]
Gotcha, pirate!
We's only Dumpster divin'.
Uh, trash ain't free,
buddy.
-Agh! Eh...
-You just got beat by a child!
[ Panting ]
Yah!
You'll never take me alive!
I wasn't planning to.
That is so dark!
Get back here!
No-ho-ho!
Wait.
Where did he -- agh!
Gah!
Un-foot me, you goon!
Not till you stop, uh...
what were you doing
again?
Looking for something
to power our ship...
and for food.
We're hungry.
-Really?
-We did it!
We saved the garbage!
Ugh. Fighting dumb-dumbs
in the dump?Yah!
At this rate, I'll only
ever be a trash hero.
Uh, I mean, you definitely
smell like a --
A legendary hero!
And you're gonna teach me
to be a legendary hero, too!
Right, Mao Mao?
[ Echoing ]
Mao Mao? Mao Mao?
I'm gonna be a legendary hero,
too!
Mao Mao:
My sisters are all well on
their way to becoming legends.
Look at me --
still wallowing in trash...
Whoa!
...desperately trying
to catch up.
[ Sisters laughing ]
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
You fool!
While you were wallowing in
self-pity about your childhood,
I stole
your precious aerocycle!
How did you know that?!
I didn't!
That was just a lucky guess!
[ Laughs ]
All right,
I've had enough of this!
Aghhh!Wait, wait -- no!
-Aghhh!
-Aaaah! Ah! Ah!
[ Thud! ]
Eeeee-eeee!
Ha!
That'll teach 'em!
No, Adorabat.
There's no glory
in rolling around with filth.
Orangusnake:
We can still hear you!
[ Sighs ] How can I be on
the path to legendhood
without an insurmountable
challenge?!
Sometimes a challenge
isn't on the outside.
Sometimes you need to find
change within.
[ Chomping ]
Where did you get that?
From within...
that Dumpster over there.
By my blade, you're right!
Since there aren't
any difficult villains,
I need to create
a more difficult fight!
[ Laughs ]
I said literally none
of those things.
Mmm! It tastes better
'cause it's free!
♪♪
[ Sighs ]
Adorabat, I've realized...
[ Growling ]
...I'm simply too fast.
If I want a more
challenging fight,
I'm gonna have to
slow myself down.
He-yah!
Whoa!
Ha, ha!
Leg weights -- extra huge.
That is so goofy.
That's so cool!
[ Alarm blares ]
The monster alarm?!
Aaaaahh!
Ugh, ah!
Ugh!
Ahhhh! Oof.
[ Thud! ]
Aaah!
[ Screaming ]
[ Roars ]
There it is.
I'm goin' in!
Whoa! Oh!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[ Explosion ]
Gah! Ah!
Still too easy.
I don't know, man.
That kinda just looked
like an accident.
I wish it was,
Badgerclops.
You see, using the unmatched
precision of my heroic eyeballs,
I was able to pinpoint the exact
location of the monster,
and then with
machine-like precision,
I used my finely tuned hands
to steer myself
on the course
of optimum destruction.
Between my eyes
and my hands,
my power is
simply too great.
I'll have to disable them
if I'm gonna become a legend!
[ Rock music plays ]
Ha, ha!
Lame!
All right,
who's up for lunch?
Ketchup sandwiches!
I was thinking something
far more challenging!
Ouch.
Now where --
where's the kitchen?
Oh. There's a...
table here.
How did he know?!
[ Laughing ] This is, like,
my all-time favorite.
Finally, the tiniest amount
of salt and pepper.
Ha! And you told me I couldn't
make my own sandwich.
[ Mouth full ] You know
the kitchen's on fire, right?
Now, this is a meal
worthy of legend!
[ Chomping ]
Mmmmmmm!
[ Mouth full ]
Call the dentist.
Adorabat, holding
these scorpions
is obviously
very legendary.
But it's not enough!It's not?
I want to bathe
in 'em, baby!Wow!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Whoa, whoa!
Oh, geez!
Ah!
Oh, what is wrong
with that kid?
Let's pick up the pace,
Adorabat.
I gotta get my scorpi-on!
[ Laughs ]
Ooh, ooh, that stings!
Ahh.
Ahh, very legendary.
Man: How could you betray
your own father?
[ Sobs]
Badgerclops, I, uh...
I need you to take me
to the bathroom.
[ Laughs ]
One or two?
And this is
as far as I go.
Have fun!Whoa, whoa!
Where do you think
you're goin'?
Somebody's gotta
hold my cape.
I don't like this!
I don't like this!
Hey, uh, I think a scorpion
might have crawled down my back.
Can you check?
How's it look?
Oh, I'm feelin' sleep--
Ha!
[ Exhaling ][ Alarm blares ]
Aha! A threat to the kingdom --
finally a real challenge.
Now, uh, hey, which way
to the aerocycle?[ Clattering ]
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
-[ Screams ]
Mao Mao:
[ Laughs ]
Hey, Mao Mao,
maybe I should steer?
[ Laughing ]
Oh, Badgerclops,
how are you
supposed to steer
when you're holding
all these scorpions?
Aah!
Get 'em off!
Hey, Boss, maybe we can use this
to power the ship!
Why don't you put it
on the pile,
and we can give it
a try.
Oh, they're like children.
Oh, oh, Boss!
Can I keep it?
Oh, how can I say "no"
to you?
Yeah!
Mwah!
[ Laughs ]
Just like ma
used to make...
make me eat.
Ugh!
Prepare for defeat, you, ya --
uh, who is it?
You know I can't see.It's the Sky Pirates.
Oh, okay.
Pirates?!
What are they doing
back here?
Fool!
We never left!
[ Laughter ]
Trash city, baby!
Aghhhhhhhh!
Aaaaaah!
Attack!
[ Grunting and screaming ]
Uh?
Smoke bomb!
[ Coughing ]
[ Laughs ] Even with
all these impediments,
you pirates still don't
stand a chance against me.
-[ Laughs ]
-Agh!
[ Panting ]
[ Squirting ]
Oh, boy,
this guy is pathetic.
Check this out.
Oh, don't hurt us, Mao Mao!
We're no match for you...
at least not as long as
you have your little friends
protecting you.Huh?
To be honest, I'm surprised
you even want their help...
since all the greatest legends
work alone.
Work alone.
Yeah, even with
these impediments,
it's been too easy
'cause you've been helping me!
Ow, man!
You need to get out of here!
True legends work alone!
You know what?
Fine!
We've been saving your butt
all day.
Badgerclops, we --
we can't just leave him!
Adorabat, Mao Mao is
on a journey now.
And the only way he'll learn
is if we go...
and watch TV...
and eat his snacks.
Can I have
his Cheddar Paws?
Nope.
I'm having them.
You better not eat
my Cheddar Paws!
All right, you stinkin' pirates,
show me what you got!
Oh, no!
Don't show me what you got!
No, I see it, I see it.
You're right.
You're right.
Ow!
Ohhh!
[ Laughing ]
That's what ya get! Whoo!
Mao Mao, do you --
Yo, dude's kind of
having a moment.
Ah! Ah!
I'll get you, pirates!
I'm the embodiment
of a legendary hero!
Ah! Ah!
[ Gurgles ]
-Mao Mao!
-Mao Mao!
[ Gurgles ]We gotta save him!
If I get ringworm one more time,
I lose a bet!
Looks like Mao Mao's
gonna have to
get himself
out of this mess.
So, this is how
my legend ends.
Oh, the songs
they'll sing of me!
Mao Mao -- the blindfolded
juggernaut!
Mao Mao!
Oh, no, he's got this.
He's good.
A hero for the ages --
sucker-punched
by pirates and...
drowned in garbage.
Drowned in garbage?!
[ Gurgles ]
I don't think so!
-Mao Mao!
-Mao Mao!
See, I told you you didn't need
that stuff to be a -- whoa!
♪♪
Whoo! Feels great to have
those leg weights off.
Ha. And you're right,
Badgerclops,
I've got all I need
to be a legend right here.
[ Laughs ]
My beautiful ship is alive!
And without the aerocycle,
that Mao Mao has no way
of reaching us!
Besides, the fool has lost the
greatest weapon of them all --
friendship!
Aw, shucks, Boss.
You do me
a great kindness, sir.
Hey, Ratarang, get in here.
We're having a thing!
Ah, gee.
Uh, sorry, Boss.
But we got a bogey comin' in hot
up the starboard bow over here.
What?!
Ramascope activate!
My true calling!
Ugh!
Hah!
It's just Mao Mao!
-Hold on tight, y'all.
-Aaaaaah!
-We'll be on 'em soon!
-Aaaaaaah!
[ Screaming ]
Ha!
[ Screaming ]
Huh.
I really put up
with too much.
Aaah!
Aaaaaaah!
Whoa! Aah!
All right, where is she?
Where's my aerocycle?
Errrrrr...Well, well, well!
Seems we have some trespassers
aboard our fine vessel.
Sure do!
-Y'all ready for this?
-What?!
Oh![ Grunting ]
When did your legs
get so meaty?
[ All exclaiming ]
[ Zapping ]
Ah! I got a cramp
in my glutes.
-Aaaagh!
-Oof!
Little ones have the most venom,
like me!
[ Giggles ]
Hostrich: Hoh!
That is venomous!
Aerocycle secured.
Ready?
Ready!All right,
let's get out of --
Garbage heroes!
You'll never be a legend,
Mao Mao!
The stench of mediocrity
will always linger--
-Ow, ooh, ow!
-Ow, ow!
I don't think so, 'cause
I'm forging my own legend --
Hah! --
with my legendary friends!
All: We're okay!
[ Laughter ]
Adorabat: So...do you think
you'll ever go back
to having
beefy legs again?
No, Adorabat.
Those legs were chasing
someone else's legend.
Plus, they super chafe.
Well, seeing as you're
not using them,
I have a theory
I wanted to check out.
[ Smoke hissing ]
[ Harp music plays ]I knew it.
♪♪
Agh!
Chirp.