Magnum P.I. (2018): Season 2, Episode 2 - Honor Among Thieves - full transcript
An incorrigible pickpocket asks Magnum for help when a cell phone he recently lifted receives a very suspicious text message; When Rick decides to make a bold career move, TC comes to the rescue.
- Hello. Sharon?
- Sorry, do I know you?
No, but in a strange chain of events,
I-I think I have your cell phone.
That isn't mine.
Are you sure? Because we have...
I'm sure. Have a nice day.
Something's off.
Yeah, she couldn't
get rid of us fast enough.
- I told you, it's not my phone.
- Yes, we know.
It's just that we're, uh, new
to the neighborhood and we were
wondering if you knew
of any good restaurants nearby.
There's a diner at the end
of Pua Road. Goodbye.
Thank you.
There's definitely someone else in there.
Yeah, and they can't like us
breathing down their necks.
Which is why we need
to do something fast.
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Like most people,
I'm in a group text with my best buds.
Ours is called "The Ohana Thread."
It started out with me, Rick, and TC,
but over time,
Kumu and Higgins joined in.
We usually just text random videos,
like kids ranting on Novocaine
or a sneezing baby panda.
So when Rick sent us a message
asking all of us
to meet him this morning,
we figured it had to be important.
- Hey, Juliet.
- Hi.
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
How was your flight?
Oh, you know,
brilliant. 20-hour flight
from London to Oahu
was just the bee's knees.
Wow, you even sound more British.
Right on time.
Honestly, Magnum, I had to fly
through ten time zones
to get here and I still arrived
before you did.
Hey, you know the lead singer of the band
is always the last one to arrive.
Well, well, well, it's
The Ohana Thread in the flesh.
Please, follow me.
I got something to show you.
Come on, get in here.
Let me get that for you.
Oh, thanks.
So...
Is that a question
or are you just struggling
to find words to follow?
How did your big MI6 meeting go?
Smashing.
Smashing? Are you being sarcastic?
Because I-I can never tell with you.
It was not sarcastic.
See, that sounded sarcastic.
- I honestly don't know the difference.
- Yeah.
Check it out, my friends.
The last original tiki bar on the island.
This place was around before Hawaii
was even a state.
And after all these years,
the owner is ready to retire.
So what do you guys think?
This is kitschy, but why are we here?
That, my friend, is the
2 million dollar question...
quite literally, because
the place is up for sale.
Wait, are you...
Devilishly handsome? Yes, I am.
Thank you for noticing.
And I'm also broke
because I put down a deposit
to try and buy the place.
No way!
So you are the owner of La Mariana now?
Not yet. The deposit
was to hold the property.
I still need some financial
backing to pull it off.
Hm, good friend needs financial backing?
This has Robin Masters' name all over it.
No, no, no, no.
Robin has given me enough.
Well, I could throw you some extra dough.
Magnum, I don't think
the bank's going to accept
chocolate coins covered in tinfoil.
All I'm saying is that
whatever I have is yours.
Me, too. I mean,
I'd have to move
a few things around, but...
No, thank you, guys. I appreciate it.
It means a lot, but, uh, I'm
not looking for any handouts.
In fact, I have a meeting
with the bank later today
to try and buy the joint.
Just kind of wanted your opinion.
Oh, this is
Nicky "The Kid" Demarco.
He comes with the place.
Nicky, these are my buddies.
This is Thomas, Juliet, TC, and Kumu.
Hey, guys.
It's nice to meet you, brother.
Man, you didn't tell me
you had a piano man.
- This place is pretty dope.
- It is dope,
and I can't wait to return it
to its former glory.
It just, uh, just needs a little
sprucing up a bit, you know?
Yeah, well, does that plan include me?
'Cause I don't know if this
old dog could do any new tricks.
Oh, Nicky, come on, you're not
old, you're just vintage, baby.
Vintage, I like that.
Well, just gonna sit there,
or you gonna tell me about
your big hoity-toity meeting?
What happened in that meeting, Magnum,
is solely my business.
Anyway, I could tell you,
but then I would have to...
You'd have to kill me, is that it?
No, then I'd have to listen to you beg me
to be your partner
as opposed to rejoining MI6.
So you haven't decided yet?
Not yet. They want an answer
by the end of next week.
Just so you know, there will be
no begging on my part.
That's easy for you to say.
You don't know what they're offering.
I don't care what they're
offering. It doesn't matter.
You can either work with this
massive, global intelligence service,
or you can stay on the island
and work up close
and personal with clients.
I mean, don't you want to help
good, everyday people?
- Magnum, you're begging.
- I'm not begging.
I just want you to understand
both offers, that's all.
I am well aware.
Listen, speaking of offers,
I am kind of worried about Rick.
Do you know that more than 80%
of new pubs and restaurants fail?
La Mariana's been around forever.
It's just under new management.
Yes, but if it fails,
Rick is without a job
and with a huge loan to repay.
I don't know,
Rick's always got this funny way
of always making things work out.
Who's this guy?
Aloha.
Thomas Magnum?
Yeah. And you are...?
My name is Jin.
Sorry, uh, when I
couldn't get ahold of you,
I came straight here.
It's very important.
Are you wearing a false mustache?
- Yeah.
- Are you in hiding?
Ish. There may or may not be
various people looking for me.
Well, it's pretty secluded here.
You can probably drop the disguise.
I'm sorry, why are you
wearing a false mustache
if you already have a real mustache?
Well, this is obviously a fake mustache,
and if people are looking for me,
they wouldn't be looking for a guy
with a real mustache.
Uh, yeah.
Seems logical.
So how can we help you?
Okay, so, um,
I found a phone this morning
and I don't know who it belongs to.
Oh. Well, I know that Magnum
doesn't look like much,
but he tends to deal with
slightly more serious cases
than lost cell phones.
Ah, yeah, but this, uh,
cell phone has a problem,
and let me show you.
That's not it. That's not it.
This is not it.
Okay...
- So, you "found" this phone?
- Yeah.
What about all the other
phones and wallets?
They're mine.
And what about the pink Gucci necklace?
Oh, there's a very
funny story behind this,
I'm holding this for my sister and...
...she had her quinceañera.
You're a thief.
Easy. I prefer
"asset redistributor." Okay.
Oh, found it.
Listen, I couldn't go to the cops
because I tend to dance
on the line of morality.
Line of morality? You're a pickpocket.
What makes you think
that we won't go to the cops?
Duh, P.I.-client confidentiality.
That's not a thing.
It is.
No. Doctors, lawyers,
and clergy. Not P.I.s.
A-Are you sure?
Huh.
Okay, I snagged a bunch of phones,
and before I wiped them,
some crazy messages
occurred on this phone.
Okay.
"They're coming for me.
"Get out of the house and get to safety.
If anything happens... I love u."
Something bad is going on here, man.
And whoever's phone this is
never got the warning?
All right, I want to do
the right thing for once.
I need help.
This could be our only chance to help
the person that sent that text.
Are you casing the joint?
Don't get any ideas, all right?
Can't a guy appreciate fine things
without being judged?
Yes, but just so you know,
we have two killer dogs who
love to chew on unwanted guests.
Yeah, it's like a roach motel.
You go in, but you're not coming out.
It looks like I have to earn
my trust around here.
What if I pay you up front, huh?
Nice try.
Why? You don't like money? That's weird.
'Cause the dollar's
really strong right now.
Oh, you want Bitcoin.
It's not your wallet.
Sure is.
Okay, let me see.
Patty O'Sullivan.
Yeah. That's my real name.
I'm half-Irish.
Huh.
- We're not taking this money.
- In fact,
if you want us to help you
find out what happened
to whoever sent that text,
you're going to have to agree
to return all of the wallets...
...and all of the phones.
All I have is my sister's necklace now.
And the necklace.
Fine. Deal.
Okay. So, the phone that you stole...
- Borrowed.
- ...stole...
belongs to a woman named Sharon Lim.
She's 20 minutes away in Kalihi Valley.
Great. You can drive.
Excuse me?
You want me to drive?
Yeah, I think we should,
you know, take turns.
That's the kind of partner I am.
All right. I see what you're doing here,
and this temporary generosity
will have absolutely no bearing
on my decision to partner up with you.
All right? Plus, I have the keys.
I don't need your permission to drive.
Oh, snap.
Shotgun.
- Shotgun?
- Yeah.
I'm tagging along.
Listen, this is all my fault,
and I need to make it right.
Fine. But you're not riding shotgun.
Don't worry.
Back seat's just as comfy.
I've sat in baby seats
way bigger than this.
You sit in baby seats often?
Oh, very funny.
Don't worry, Jin, we won't judge you if
sitting in baby seats is something you
like to do in your spare time.
I meant as a kid.
Hey, you missed the turn.
That was Nohea Road.
I know. I'm taking Hunakai.
Why? Nohea's faster.
Mmm, Nohea is shorter,
but it's winding roads.
Hunakai's faster.
It's not even close.
I could get there faster
on Nohea Road on my bike, okay?
Right. Is this your idea
of letting me drive?
I just sit here behind the wheel
and you tell me what to do?
It's not exactly being a
good partner, is it, Magnum?
No, a good partner will
always tell you the truth,
- like when you're going the wrong way.
- It's the right way.
- Yeah, if you want to get there slower.
- It's objectively faster.
- Objectively? Really? Come on.
- Really! Yes.
- Geez. Get a room.
- Jin,
stay out of this, all right?
I'm just saying, all the
bickering and all the tension...
Wait a second, are you guys partners
or are you, like, partners?
We're partners, all right?
Bad idea if you ask me.
I would never split half my money.
Jin, you're a thief. Uh, how
do you figure it's your money?
Well, I'll tell you.
No... it was a rhetorical question.
I really don't want to know.
It doesn't matter, 'cause
you're gonna hear it. All right?
Everything that touches
my hand, it becomes mine.
All right? I take the
risk, I reap the rewards.
- Okay? I'm the one that prepares...
- Oh, God.
I plan it, and also...
♪ Music's all we've got ♪
♪ Don't you stop the music ♪
♪ Reggae music ♪
- ♪ Don't you stop the music
- ♪ Reggae music ♪
♪ Just make it play-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪
♪ Just make it play-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪
♪ Tell them don't
you don't stop the music ♪
♪ Reggae music ♪
♪ Don't you stop the music ♪ Reggae... ♪
We'll be right back. Stay here.
Can I at least sit up front?
- No.
- No.
What?
I told you it's not my phone.
Yes, we know.
It's just that we're, uh, new
to the neighborhood, and we were
wondering if you knew of
any good restaurants nearby.
There's a diner at the end of Pua Road.
Goodbye.
Thank you.
There's definitely someone else in there.
Yeah, and they can't like us
breathing down their necks.
Which is why we need
to do something fast.
_
What the hell is this guy's problem?
Get rid of him for good.
Hey, I'm sorry. This'll be quick.
Did you say Punahou Road or Pua Road?
- Pua.
- Pua. It was Pua,
because I thought it was
Punahou, and me and my wife
were arguing about it,
and it turns out
that she's actually right.
Everything's going to be all right.
You're safe now.
Do you have any idea what's happening?
Listen, we're private investigators.
We may be able to help you.
I don't know, exactly.
I got home from the mall and
that guy barged into the house.
I locked myself in the bedroom,
but he just kicked down the door.
Do you know who he is?
No. Uh, he just said
we were gonna go for a ride.
That's when you showed up.
Well, this might have
something to do with it.
My phone?
In order to find you,
we had to unlock it.
_
Oh, my God.
Listen, we're gonna
figure this out, okay?
The text, from Michael.
Who is that?
My husband.
Do you have
any idea what he's talking about?
No. I have to call him.
No, no... uh, well,
we've already tried it.
It just goes straight to voice mail.
Is your husband associated
with anybody who could be dangerous?
My husband's a doctor.
And a good man.
This doesn't make any sense.
I'm gonna try Letty.
- Who's that?
- His office manager.
Why not save us some time
and tell us who your boss is?
I'm the boss.
I find that hard to believe.
Look, whatever is going on,
we know you're not
the only one involved,
and you were about to take
our friend Sharon here for a ride.
So?
So you were most likely
taking her to your boss,
which just makes you the meat sack
your boss thinks is expendable.
Piss off.
- Charming.
- Okay, thank you.
Letty said the office closed early today.
- Does he do that often?
- No.
H-He only closes the office
for our anniversary
and for his annual medical conference.
It's not like him at all.
And, uh, did Letty say anything else?
Michael was seeing patients as usual,
and then around 11:30,
he suddenly cancelled
the rest of his appointments and left.
That was just before those
warning texts were sent.
Don't worry. We, uh,
we called in some help,
some friends of ours.
Hey, Higgy, you got some
shifty-looking dude
squeezed in the back
of your car like a sardine.
Yeah, he kind of looks like a leprechaun
from Notre Dame,
except homeless and Asian.
He's with us.
We catch you
in the middle of a photo shoot?
Oh, no, I'm supposed to meet
with the loan officer
today at the bank, but, uh, we're here.
What do you need?
Let me guess.
We babysit this clown
while Mommy and Daddy
go out and have all the fun.
Well, if you mean all
the danger, then yes.
Mrs. Lim's husband disappeared
and we don't have much time.
We gave KATSUMOTO a call.
He's on his way right now.
Okay. Say no more.
Go ahead, do your thing.
Hey, Mag, can you push
your seat up a little bit?
I can't breathe.
All you had to do was ask.
Oh! Oh, my God.
Thank you so much.
I think my pancreas has
slipped back into place.
So, what's the plan?
The plan is to go to Dr. Lim's
office and see if we can find
any clues as to why he left so abruptly
- whilst you stay in the car.
- What?
Again? I gave you this case so
that I could make things right,
not sit in the car
like some sort of cute puppy.
You guys are keeping me around
just in case you need me,
just like my model girlfriend.
- Your what?
- Oh, is it so shocking
to you that my girlfriend's hot
and a model?
No, it's just shocking
that you have a girlfriend.
That's funny. Yeah, and I do.
And she's gorgeous.
Okay, "gorgeous," like,
on the inside, like,
she's got a great personality?
You are unbelievable.
Oh, I'm the unbelievable one
in this scenario?
Jin, it's just a little odd that you
would qualify your girlfriend
as being a "hot model."
I am sure that she is lovely
and exists.
And I can't wait to meet her.
Uh, yeah, not a chance,
because she's on the mainland
doing a photo shoot.
Ah.
- She's on the mainland.
- I see.
And she's doing a photo shoot.
Yeah.
Let's do this.
No, you're staying here.
Yeah, but, dude, I can help.
Please.
All right, but I'm sitting up front.
I'm like a chubby teenager
jammed into tight jeans back there.
Wow. Look at that.
That's interesting.
What do you got there?
The-the weather
in London is 54 and rainy.
I wonder what Hawaii is.
Magnum, focus. We have
a missing doctor to find.
Oh! Look at that.
80 degrees and sunny.
London, Hawaii, London...
Magnum, you do realize that this tactic
is just another form of begging.
No, it's not, I'm just laying out
your potential future living conditions.
That's all.
It appears someone beat us here.
Either that or Dr. Lim's the
messiest doctor on the island.
Jin, stop him!
Stop him!
Oh, my God.
Jin. What the hell?
You insane? Where'd you get a gun from?
I found it in the glove
compartment. What?
What?
You have a gun. Why shouldn't I?
What were you doing
in the glove compartment?
- I just couldn't help myself.
- It was locked, Jin.
Exactly. If it's unlocked, I don't care.
When I see something I just can't have...
Look, you can psychoanalyze
yourself later.
Right now we have
bigger things to worry about.
What the hell were you thinking?
No, no, I was just sitting in the
car, like you told me,
texting my model girlfriend.
Stop talking about
the model girlfriend, all right?
You shot this man in the leg.
You told me to stop him.
Yeah, he meant get in the way,
not shoot him with a gun that you stole.
Put it that way,
it does sound like a dumb move.
No, it's a dumb move any way you cut it.
Hold still.
It looks like you're in luck.
The bullet's just gone through
and through. Hold that.
You'll need to get to hospital,
but you'll be fine.
You trying to help me or hurt me?
Well, it depends on
what you were doing here.
What's it to you?
Doctor Lim disappeared today.
We're looking for him.
Yeah, I know.
What? How?
I used to work here,
but I couldn't stay clean.
All right?
Dr. Lim wound up firing me,
but he didn't change the locks.
Sometimes I pop up in here
and grab some meds and scrips
when no one's here.
Oh, that's a new low.
You steal stuff. Man, get a job.
Wait, I'm nothing like him.
There's an art to what I do.
Okay, look, tell us what
you know about Dr. Lim.
I was waiting outside the office
for the doc and Letty
to go to lunch when I saw him
get put into an SUV
by two haoles. It seemed weird,
but when Letty locked up
the office early, I just...
- Broke in?
- Yeah.
Where, exactly, was he put into that SUV?
Right next to this building,
across from Hula's Liquor.
I just need one name from you.
Oh...
- Hi, uh, I had an appointment
with Mr. -00.
Would you please let him know
that I'm going to be
running a little bit late?
Thanks. Oh, uh, and please let him know
this is not indicative of
how I would run a business
at all... appreciate you.
Oh, uh, one more thing.
Could you not let him know how
desperate I was on the phone?
Okay.
Hello?
You ever hear of "less is more"?
He didn't talk.
No, but we ran his prints.
Derrick Baxter, career thug.
Former associate of Vinnie Black.
Wait, the Vinnie Black?
That name sounds familiar.
Yeah, he was a mob boss from Boston.
Ran the city until the late '90s.
Oh, yeah, right.
But didn't he get offed by
a rival gang or something?
Car bomb.
Caused a big power grab
in the crime world.
All sorts of heavy hitters
tried to fill the void.
So what's a gunman
with ties to the East Coast mob
want with Dr. Lim?
Not sure yet.
How bad of a first
impression you want to make?
We gotta bolt.
Thomas said he got a lead earlier,
so we'll keep you informed.
That's refreshing.
Hi, can I help you?
Hello. Carl Wang, LP Security.
I just wanted to say congratulations.
Congratulations? For what?
Your store was randomly selected
to receive
a brand-new security system.
Uh, we already got cameras.
You mean those tin cans out there
facing the medical facility?
What are those, PX-100s?
My cell phone has way better resolution.
Well... I guess if it's free, sure.
Great. I'm gonna have
to see your hard drive.
Okay. It's in the back. Cool.
Hey, uh...
your moustache.
Oh... I know. It's a thing of beauty.
Girls want to be around it,
guys wish they could grow it.
Everybody wants a piece.
Uh, no, it's falling off.
What? Seriously? Oh, my God, how awkward.
Well, I'm gonna be completely
honest with you, then.
I was born with upper lip alopecia,
and the last time my moustache fell out,
I got really insecure because
it didn't grow back as large.
And that's why I wear a fake moustache.
Um, where we at with the...
Uh, you were gonna show me
some credentials.
You know, hacking is basically stealing.
We have to get the footage somehow.
Really, Jin? I'd actually
love to hear your take on that.
What I'm saying is when you hack
into a liquor store
for security footage, there's
no difference between that
and me stealing a couple of wallets.
Yeah, but she does it to save lives,
you do it to ruin lives by
taking their hard-earned money.
You know, that's an interesting
way to spin that,
- but I-I...
- I'm in.
Okay, this is the CCTV footage
from outside the liquor store.
Fast forward to 11:30, just when Dr. Lim
sent the text message to Sharon.
Okay, there's Dr. Lim,
and the thug who tried to grab Sharon.
Who's the guy in the backseat?
Older than the others.
Could be the boss.
Yeah, he's definitely our shot caller.
- You guys okay?
- Safe and sound.
Sharon's been a trooper.
Trying my best to hang in there.
Hey...
aren't you that chiropractor
who was giving
free massages at the mall?
Really, Jin?
Do you have something to say?
Yeah. Magnum and Higgins
wound up with your phone
because I stole it.
I'm making up for it. I'm sorry.
I forgive you.
Wow. That's a new kind of feeling for me.
Thank you.
So, have you guys found anything?
Uh, we have a lead,
but we want you to see
if you recognize anyone.
I'm happy to help.
That's Karl, one of Michael's patients.
Patient?
Yeah, I help out
as a receptionist once in a while,
so I've met him a few times.
He has stage-three cancer.
We think he may have something to do
with your husband's disappearance.
That doesn't make sense.
Karl was friendly.
Why would my husband be kidnapped
by one of his own patients?
We don't know. That's what
we're trying to figure out.
In the meantime, stay at Robin's Nest.
You'll be safe there.
Whoa, hold on, man.
I know you're in a rush,
but I just want to let you know
I'm proud of you.
Proud of you for making the leap.
You got this.
- Oorah.
- Oorah.
See you in a minute.
So you can see I've laid out here
my one-year, five-year and ten-year plan.
Now, if you look at the margins
from the King Kamehameha Club,
you'll see these are very
conservative projections.
Oh, you're a veteran.
Yes. Yes, I am.
Let's see...
Oh...
I know.
You've recently been arrested?
I was, and I'm not
making excuses for that.
Look, you ask anybody who knows me,
and they will vouch for my character.
I'm sure they will, but we're more of
a numbers kind of bank, as opposed to
a your buddy's gonna vouch for you kind.
And your arrest makes you
a high-risk borrower.
Then there's your credit.
Oh, I don't have bad credit.
You don't have any credit.
Listen, I want this really bad.
I'm willing to do what it takes
to make it happen.
You tell me. You tell me,
what do I need to do?
How'd it go?
That bad, huh?
Well... apparently, serving in J-bad
doesn't help build credit.
But he, uh, he thanked me for my service,
so there's that.
You remember when you
took out Sajid Atwa?
He was the sixth most
wanted terrorist at the time.
You posted up in the
middle of a sandstorm
based off of shoddy Intel
just for a chance to snipe his ass.
They said it was a waste of time.
They said you were crazy.
Yeah, they were right.
Took me 17 days to get him.
But you saved hundreds of lives, brah.
All right... I get it.
I was making a difference,
but not building credit.
Yeah, but that's not my point.
See, you're gonna go to another bank,
and another bank after that.
And another one, until you get that loan.
'Cause when my boy
sets his mind to something,
nothing gets in his way.
This is a referral from Dr. Lim
for Karl to see another doctor.
Maybe he wanted a second opinion.
That's not a reason to kidnap someone.
- I found something.
- What do you got?
Dr. Lim's itinerary from a
medical convention in Las Vegas.
It seems that he visited
the Mob Museum downtown.
I thought we were supposed to be
looking into this Karl guy.
Yeah. Stay with me. When he got home,
he started researching
the deceased gangster Vinnie Black.
Rick and TC said the gunman, Baxter,
used to work for this guy.
That doesn't sound like a coincidence.
No, it's not. And here's where it gets
really interesting.
Okay, so Dr. Lim came home and downloaded
this age-manipulation app.
It's pretty crude,
but take a look at this.
Here's a photo of Karl,
and here's what Vinnie Black
might look like today.
Whoa.
That's the same guy.
I'm guessing that Vinnie Black
faked his demise
in order to escape his enemies,
and it seems that he's now
living low in Hawaii.
So maybe Dr. Lim saw a picture of Vinnie
at the Mob Museum in Vegas,
and started to connect the dots.
And confirmed his hunch when he got home.
Oh, my God, this is insane.
A notorious, supposed-to-be-dead
gangster is still alive
and hiding on this island?
And he has Dr. Lim.
I got to say, it's really great
to be in your good graces again.
First of all, you're not.
Second, who's this?
This is Jin.
He found Sharon's phone and had it
when the text messages came in.
That's why he came to us.
You look familiar.
Yeah, I just have
one of those faces. You know...
I'd actually argue you got
one of the more distinct faces
I've ever seen.
Thank you.
And why didn't you just
bring the phone to us?
- Uh, d... 'Cause we know each other.
- How?
- My model girlfriend had a stalker,
- Well, he gives me massages
and I hired and Magnum, at the mall
and I paid him in a case...
in massages.
This is what I do.
For a living. At the mall.
Gentlemen, can we
please get back to the more
pressing matter at hand,
namely, that Dr. Lim has been abducted
by a vicious gang lord,
who we believed to be dead.
You get anything from Baxter?
Nothing. Clearly, he's still
under Vinnie's thumb.
We have to get him to talk.
We find Vinnie Black, we find Dr. Lim.
Agreed. But he's way more scared
of Vinnie
than any amount of jail time.
And he didn't talk before,
so why would he start now?
Uh, hold on.
Baxter doesn't know that we know
the truth about Vinnie.
- So?
- So... I have an idea.
What?
Look alive, sunshine. Your lawyer's here.
Thank you, Detective.
I demand all the microphones
turned off heretofore.
And subsequently, moving forward.
Of course.
I'm Phillip Chang.
And, uh, Vinnie sent me.
You don't look like a lawyer.
That's precisely what makes me
a good one.
I have two words for you:
under the radar.
That's three.
Uh... Yeah... Mr. Black
likes his employees
to maintain a low profile,
and your incident is not welcome.
Listen, Mr. Black
is waiting for an update.
And his patience is running thin.
- You see where I am right now?
- Yeah.
My hands are literally tied.
Not necessarily.
I can't believe that worked.
Even in my blazer, he looks like a hobo.
No offense.
Offense taken. That's very hurtful.
Oh, come on.
Jin totally looks shady enough
to hang with a guy like Vinnie.
That's equally hurtful.
All right, pinging Vinnie's cell.
Hang on. I had a money clip
in the inside pocket.
- Really?
- Yeah.
What? I... I have no idea.
Jin actually threw it to me
as he walked in.
Yeah.
Got him.
A house in O'ku'alau.
HPD, open up!
Go.
Stairs right...
- Clear.
- Clear.
Clear.
Clear.
- It's Vinnie Black's cell phone.
- Yeah.
But no sign of him or Dr. Lim anywhere.
These messages were all recent.
Black was definitely here.
Yeah, his pasta's half eaten.
Yeah, the plate's still warm.
He left in a hurry.
Detective, we found something.
Straight out of Shawshank.
Looks like it heads to the
south side of the property.
All right, you two follow the tunnel,
I'll head around the property
and meet you where it ends. Go.
- Yes, sir.
- You guys, with me.
_
_
_
There you are.
Who are you?
I'm just a patient.
You see, I got this rash,
and I've been trying
to track down Dr. Lim
to take a look at it.
Keep talking and I'll
put a hole in you and Dr. Lim.
Oh, I don't know.
We have two guns
and you only have one.
It doesn't really seem like
a fair negotiation, does it?
Oh, really? Look behind you.
Another hiding place?
What is this, Webster's house?
Wait, is that the show
where the guy adopts
the two kids in the penthouse?
No, that's Different Strokes.
A lot of people confuse the two.
It's actually a very different show.
I'm sorry. She's English.
Enough.
You know who I am.
So believe me when I say
I'm only gonna count down once.
Now... drop your weapons
or he's dead.
In three...
So, at exactly what point did you realize
that Vinnie was still in the house?
Probably the same time as you.
Wait... so you realized he was
still inside the house
and left us there as bait?
Considering you were gonna try
to take him down yourself,
I don't think there's anything
wrong with that.
Oh, we knew you'd circle back
because you're such a good cop.
Stop kissing my ass.
You're still on thin ice.
Still? I mean, we just saved Dr. Lim
and took down a notorious gangster.
And the HPD appreciates your help,
but that doesn't mean all is forgiven.
Gentlemen, could you stop quarreling
for one second and appreciate
the fruits of your labor?
♪ This year's love had better last ♪
♪ This year's love had better last ♪
♪ 'Cause who's to worry if our ♪
♪ Hearts get torn ♪
♪ When that hurt ♪
♪ Gets thrown ♪
♪ Don't you know ♪
♪ This life goes on ♪
♪ Won't you kiss me... ♪
I know what you're going to say.
What am I going to say?
You're going to say that I
wouldn't have moments like this
working for MI6.
No, actually, I was gonna say
another benefit of living
and working in Hawaii
is the really low sales tax, but yes,
that is another reason
not to take their offer.
♪ This year's love had better last. ♪
♪ Baby-O, you I dig ♪
♪ Like the most, ooh, really big ♪
♪ Love the shape ♪
♪ Of your brow ♪
♪ Love your ooh, love your... ♪
Any progress with the banks?
Uh, four more applications,
four more rejections.
Mmm.
Nice.
- Nice?
- Nice?
They snooze, they lose.
Banks just open up a whole new
world of opportunity.
TC, what did you mean by that?
Well, Island Hoppers hasn't been
doing too shabby lately.
And after bringing on Shammy,
We've actually been killing it.
I've been looking for a place
to park my money.
No, no, no, no. I told you,
I don't want any handouts.
I don't want to give you none.
But the way I see it,
I got insider information
on you as an investment.
Well, you just don't have much
credit is the problem, right?
Right. And the reason
you don't have any credit
is because you were
in Afghanistan; because of your
loyalty and character.
The same reason
your business is going to succeed.
It's a smart investment, TC.
Oh, I don't know.
You know, doing business
with friends, it-it could be
really great, but, uh,
it could also go very badly.
Any shot at greatness
is worth the risk, baby.
♪ May I fly ♪
♪ In a plane... ♪
So what do you say? Partners?
♪ Through the sky ♪
♪ Writing words... ♪
Well, I have been, uh,
fielding a variety
of very lucrative offers lately,
but, uh, I suppose since we're so close,
I could let you invest.
Congratulations.
You're sure?
You sure you want to do this?
Hey, guys. Thanks for the invite.
This is my girlfriend, Keo.
Aloha. Nice to meet everyone.
Aloha.
Hi.
You're real... ly late.
You're-you're really late.
But this is... It's so nice to meet you.
Yeah, we caught up in a little traffic,
and when I say "traffic",
I mean, making out in my car.
You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah...
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Sure.
I just want to say,
you know, I know I don't have
the best track record,
but it was really nice to do
something positive for once,
and I want to thank you
for the chance, Magnum.
Of course, Jin. You did good.
Really? Can I get a hug?
Sure.
Okay, um, Jin. Give it back.
- Give what back?
- My wallet.
I'm sorry. I just can't help myself.
Yes, you can. You just don't
steal things from people.
It's that simple.
That's like telling a bunny not to hop,
or water not to get wet.
It's who I am.
Okay.
- Jin.
- Hey, guys.
Hi.
- Why don't you sit down?
- Thank you.
♪ Baby-O ♪
♪ Ooh baby, ooh baby ♪
♪ Baby-O. ♪
- Sorry, do I know you?
No, but in a strange chain of events,
I-I think I have your cell phone.
That isn't mine.
Are you sure? Because we have...
I'm sure. Have a nice day.
Something's off.
Yeah, she couldn't
get rid of us fast enough.
- I told you, it's not my phone.
- Yes, we know.
It's just that we're, uh, new
to the neighborhood and we were
wondering if you knew
of any good restaurants nearby.
There's a diner at the end
of Pua Road. Goodbye.
Thank you.
There's definitely someone else in there.
Yeah, and they can't like us
breathing down their necks.
Which is why we need
to do something fast.
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Like most people,
I'm in a group text with my best buds.
Ours is called "The Ohana Thread."
It started out with me, Rick, and TC,
but over time,
Kumu and Higgins joined in.
We usually just text random videos,
like kids ranting on Novocaine
or a sneezing baby panda.
So when Rick sent us a message
asking all of us
to meet him this morning,
we figured it had to be important.
- Hey, Juliet.
- Hi.
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
How was your flight?
Oh, you know,
brilliant. 20-hour flight
from London to Oahu
was just the bee's knees.
Wow, you even sound more British.
Right on time.
Honestly, Magnum, I had to fly
through ten time zones
to get here and I still arrived
before you did.
Hey, you know the lead singer of the band
is always the last one to arrive.
Well, well, well, it's
The Ohana Thread in the flesh.
Please, follow me.
I got something to show you.
Come on, get in here.
Let me get that for you.
Oh, thanks.
So...
Is that a question
or are you just struggling
to find words to follow?
How did your big MI6 meeting go?
Smashing.
Smashing? Are you being sarcastic?
Because I-I can never tell with you.
It was not sarcastic.
See, that sounded sarcastic.
- I honestly don't know the difference.
- Yeah.
Check it out, my friends.
The last original tiki bar on the island.
This place was around before Hawaii
was even a state.
And after all these years,
the owner is ready to retire.
So what do you guys think?
This is kitschy, but why are we here?
That, my friend, is the
2 million dollar question...
quite literally, because
the place is up for sale.
Wait, are you...
Devilishly handsome? Yes, I am.
Thank you for noticing.
And I'm also broke
because I put down a deposit
to try and buy the place.
No way!
So you are the owner of La Mariana now?
Not yet. The deposit
was to hold the property.
I still need some financial
backing to pull it off.
Hm, good friend needs financial backing?
This has Robin Masters' name all over it.
No, no, no, no.
Robin has given me enough.
Well, I could throw you some extra dough.
Magnum, I don't think
the bank's going to accept
chocolate coins covered in tinfoil.
All I'm saying is that
whatever I have is yours.
Me, too. I mean,
I'd have to move
a few things around, but...
No, thank you, guys. I appreciate it.
It means a lot, but, uh, I'm
not looking for any handouts.
In fact, I have a meeting
with the bank later today
to try and buy the joint.
Just kind of wanted your opinion.
Oh, this is
Nicky "The Kid" Demarco.
He comes with the place.
Nicky, these are my buddies.
This is Thomas, Juliet, TC, and Kumu.
Hey, guys.
It's nice to meet you, brother.
Man, you didn't tell me
you had a piano man.
- This place is pretty dope.
- It is dope,
and I can't wait to return it
to its former glory.
It just, uh, just needs a little
sprucing up a bit, you know?
Yeah, well, does that plan include me?
'Cause I don't know if this
old dog could do any new tricks.
Oh, Nicky, come on, you're not
old, you're just vintage, baby.
Vintage, I like that.
Well, just gonna sit there,
or you gonna tell me about
your big hoity-toity meeting?
What happened in that meeting, Magnum,
is solely my business.
Anyway, I could tell you,
but then I would have to...
You'd have to kill me, is that it?
No, then I'd have to listen to you beg me
to be your partner
as opposed to rejoining MI6.
So you haven't decided yet?
Not yet. They want an answer
by the end of next week.
Just so you know, there will be
no begging on my part.
That's easy for you to say.
You don't know what they're offering.
I don't care what they're
offering. It doesn't matter.
You can either work with this
massive, global intelligence service,
or you can stay on the island
and work up close
and personal with clients.
I mean, don't you want to help
good, everyday people?
- Magnum, you're begging.
- I'm not begging.
I just want you to understand
both offers, that's all.
I am well aware.
Listen, speaking of offers,
I am kind of worried about Rick.
Do you know that more than 80%
of new pubs and restaurants fail?
La Mariana's been around forever.
It's just under new management.
Yes, but if it fails,
Rick is without a job
and with a huge loan to repay.
I don't know,
Rick's always got this funny way
of always making things work out.
Who's this guy?
Aloha.
Thomas Magnum?
Yeah. And you are...?
My name is Jin.
Sorry, uh, when I
couldn't get ahold of you,
I came straight here.
It's very important.
Are you wearing a false mustache?
- Yeah.
- Are you in hiding?
Ish. There may or may not be
various people looking for me.
Well, it's pretty secluded here.
You can probably drop the disguise.
I'm sorry, why are you
wearing a false mustache
if you already have a real mustache?
Well, this is obviously a fake mustache,
and if people are looking for me,
they wouldn't be looking for a guy
with a real mustache.
Uh, yeah.
Seems logical.
So how can we help you?
Okay, so, um,
I found a phone this morning
and I don't know who it belongs to.
Oh. Well, I know that Magnum
doesn't look like much,
but he tends to deal with
slightly more serious cases
than lost cell phones.
Ah, yeah, but this, uh,
cell phone has a problem,
and let me show you.
That's not it. That's not it.
This is not it.
Okay...
- So, you "found" this phone?
- Yeah.
What about all the other
phones and wallets?
They're mine.
And what about the pink Gucci necklace?
Oh, there's a very
funny story behind this,
I'm holding this for my sister and...
...she had her quinceañera.
You're a thief.
Easy. I prefer
"asset redistributor." Okay.
Oh, found it.
Listen, I couldn't go to the cops
because I tend to dance
on the line of morality.
Line of morality? You're a pickpocket.
What makes you think
that we won't go to the cops?
Duh, P.I.-client confidentiality.
That's not a thing.
It is.
No. Doctors, lawyers,
and clergy. Not P.I.s.
A-Are you sure?
Huh.
Okay, I snagged a bunch of phones,
and before I wiped them,
some crazy messages
occurred on this phone.
Okay.
"They're coming for me.
"Get out of the house and get to safety.
If anything happens... I love u."
Something bad is going on here, man.
And whoever's phone this is
never got the warning?
All right, I want to do
the right thing for once.
I need help.
This could be our only chance to help
the person that sent that text.
Are you casing the joint?
Don't get any ideas, all right?
Can't a guy appreciate fine things
without being judged?
Yes, but just so you know,
we have two killer dogs who
love to chew on unwanted guests.
Yeah, it's like a roach motel.
You go in, but you're not coming out.
It looks like I have to earn
my trust around here.
What if I pay you up front, huh?
Nice try.
Why? You don't like money? That's weird.
'Cause the dollar's
really strong right now.
Oh, you want Bitcoin.
It's not your wallet.
Sure is.
Okay, let me see.
Patty O'Sullivan.
Yeah. That's my real name.
I'm half-Irish.
Huh.
- We're not taking this money.
- In fact,
if you want us to help you
find out what happened
to whoever sent that text,
you're going to have to agree
to return all of the wallets...
...and all of the phones.
All I have is my sister's necklace now.
And the necklace.
Fine. Deal.
Okay. So, the phone that you stole...
- Borrowed.
- ...stole...
belongs to a woman named Sharon Lim.
She's 20 minutes away in Kalihi Valley.
Great. You can drive.
Excuse me?
You want me to drive?
Yeah, I think we should,
you know, take turns.
That's the kind of partner I am.
All right. I see what you're doing here,
and this temporary generosity
will have absolutely no bearing
on my decision to partner up with you.
All right? Plus, I have the keys.
I don't need your permission to drive.
Oh, snap.
Shotgun.
- Shotgun?
- Yeah.
I'm tagging along.
Listen, this is all my fault,
and I need to make it right.
Fine. But you're not riding shotgun.
Don't worry.
Back seat's just as comfy.
I've sat in baby seats
way bigger than this.
You sit in baby seats often?
Oh, very funny.
Don't worry, Jin, we won't judge you if
sitting in baby seats is something you
like to do in your spare time.
I meant as a kid.
Hey, you missed the turn.
That was Nohea Road.
I know. I'm taking Hunakai.
Why? Nohea's faster.
Mmm, Nohea is shorter,
but it's winding roads.
Hunakai's faster.
It's not even close.
I could get there faster
on Nohea Road on my bike, okay?
Right. Is this your idea
of letting me drive?
I just sit here behind the wheel
and you tell me what to do?
It's not exactly being a
good partner, is it, Magnum?
No, a good partner will
always tell you the truth,
- like when you're going the wrong way.
- It's the right way.
- Yeah, if you want to get there slower.
- It's objectively faster.
- Objectively? Really? Come on.
- Really! Yes.
- Geez. Get a room.
- Jin,
stay out of this, all right?
I'm just saying, all the
bickering and all the tension...
Wait a second, are you guys partners
or are you, like, partners?
We're partners, all right?
Bad idea if you ask me.
I would never split half my money.
Jin, you're a thief. Uh, how
do you figure it's your money?
Well, I'll tell you.
No... it was a rhetorical question.
I really don't want to know.
It doesn't matter, 'cause
you're gonna hear it. All right?
Everything that touches
my hand, it becomes mine.
All right? I take the
risk, I reap the rewards.
- Okay? I'm the one that prepares...
- Oh, God.
I plan it, and also...
♪ Music's all we've got ♪
♪ Don't you stop the music ♪
♪ Reggae music ♪
- ♪ Don't you stop the music
- ♪ Reggae music ♪
♪ Just make it play-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪
♪ Just make it play-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪
♪ Tell them don't
you don't stop the music ♪
♪ Reggae music ♪
♪ Don't you stop the music ♪ Reggae... ♪
We'll be right back. Stay here.
Can I at least sit up front?
- No.
- No.
What?
I told you it's not my phone.
Yes, we know.
It's just that we're, uh, new
to the neighborhood, and we were
wondering if you knew of
any good restaurants nearby.
There's a diner at the end of Pua Road.
Goodbye.
Thank you.
There's definitely someone else in there.
Yeah, and they can't like us
breathing down their necks.
Which is why we need
to do something fast.
_
What the hell is this guy's problem?
Get rid of him for good.
Hey, I'm sorry. This'll be quick.
Did you say Punahou Road or Pua Road?
- Pua.
- Pua. It was Pua,
because I thought it was
Punahou, and me and my wife
were arguing about it,
and it turns out
that she's actually right.
Everything's going to be all right.
You're safe now.
Do you have any idea what's happening?
Listen, we're private investigators.
We may be able to help you.
I don't know, exactly.
I got home from the mall and
that guy barged into the house.
I locked myself in the bedroom,
but he just kicked down the door.
Do you know who he is?
No. Uh, he just said
we were gonna go for a ride.
That's when you showed up.
Well, this might have
something to do with it.
My phone?
In order to find you,
we had to unlock it.
_
Oh, my God.
Listen, we're gonna
figure this out, okay?
The text, from Michael.
Who is that?
My husband.
Do you have
any idea what he's talking about?
No. I have to call him.
No, no... uh, well,
we've already tried it.
It just goes straight to voice mail.
Is your husband associated
with anybody who could be dangerous?
My husband's a doctor.
And a good man.
This doesn't make any sense.
I'm gonna try Letty.
- Who's that?
- His office manager.
Why not save us some time
and tell us who your boss is?
I'm the boss.
I find that hard to believe.
Look, whatever is going on,
we know you're not
the only one involved,
and you were about to take
our friend Sharon here for a ride.
So?
So you were most likely
taking her to your boss,
which just makes you the meat sack
your boss thinks is expendable.
Piss off.
- Charming.
- Okay, thank you.
Letty said the office closed early today.
- Does he do that often?
- No.
H-He only closes the office
for our anniversary
and for his annual medical conference.
It's not like him at all.
And, uh, did Letty say anything else?
Michael was seeing patients as usual,
and then around 11:30,
he suddenly cancelled
the rest of his appointments and left.
That was just before those
warning texts were sent.
Don't worry. We, uh,
we called in some help,
some friends of ours.
Hey, Higgy, you got some
shifty-looking dude
squeezed in the back
of your car like a sardine.
Yeah, he kind of looks like a leprechaun
from Notre Dame,
except homeless and Asian.
He's with us.
We catch you
in the middle of a photo shoot?
Oh, no, I'm supposed to meet
with the loan officer
today at the bank, but, uh, we're here.
What do you need?
Let me guess.
We babysit this clown
while Mommy and Daddy
go out and have all the fun.
Well, if you mean all
the danger, then yes.
Mrs. Lim's husband disappeared
and we don't have much time.
We gave KATSUMOTO a call.
He's on his way right now.
Okay. Say no more.
Go ahead, do your thing.
Hey, Mag, can you push
your seat up a little bit?
I can't breathe.
All you had to do was ask.
Oh! Oh, my God.
Thank you so much.
I think my pancreas has
slipped back into place.
So, what's the plan?
The plan is to go to Dr. Lim's
office and see if we can find
any clues as to why he left so abruptly
- whilst you stay in the car.
- What?
Again? I gave you this case so
that I could make things right,
not sit in the car
like some sort of cute puppy.
You guys are keeping me around
just in case you need me,
just like my model girlfriend.
- Your what?
- Oh, is it so shocking
to you that my girlfriend's hot
and a model?
No, it's just shocking
that you have a girlfriend.
That's funny. Yeah, and I do.
And she's gorgeous.
Okay, "gorgeous," like,
on the inside, like,
she's got a great personality?
You are unbelievable.
Oh, I'm the unbelievable one
in this scenario?
Jin, it's just a little odd that you
would qualify your girlfriend
as being a "hot model."
I am sure that she is lovely
and exists.
And I can't wait to meet her.
Uh, yeah, not a chance,
because she's on the mainland
doing a photo shoot.
Ah.
- She's on the mainland.
- I see.
And she's doing a photo shoot.
Yeah.
Let's do this.
No, you're staying here.
Yeah, but, dude, I can help.
Please.
All right, but I'm sitting up front.
I'm like a chubby teenager
jammed into tight jeans back there.
Wow. Look at that.
That's interesting.
What do you got there?
The-the weather
in London is 54 and rainy.
I wonder what Hawaii is.
Magnum, focus. We have
a missing doctor to find.
Oh! Look at that.
80 degrees and sunny.
London, Hawaii, London...
Magnum, you do realize that this tactic
is just another form of begging.
No, it's not, I'm just laying out
your potential future living conditions.
That's all.
It appears someone beat us here.
Either that or Dr. Lim's the
messiest doctor on the island.
Jin, stop him!
Stop him!
Oh, my God.
Jin. What the hell?
You insane? Where'd you get a gun from?
I found it in the glove
compartment. What?
What?
You have a gun. Why shouldn't I?
What were you doing
in the glove compartment?
- I just couldn't help myself.
- It was locked, Jin.
Exactly. If it's unlocked, I don't care.
When I see something I just can't have...
Look, you can psychoanalyze
yourself later.
Right now we have
bigger things to worry about.
What the hell were you thinking?
No, no, I was just sitting in the
car, like you told me,
texting my model girlfriend.
Stop talking about
the model girlfriend, all right?
You shot this man in the leg.
You told me to stop him.
Yeah, he meant get in the way,
not shoot him with a gun that you stole.
Put it that way,
it does sound like a dumb move.
No, it's a dumb move any way you cut it.
Hold still.
It looks like you're in luck.
The bullet's just gone through
and through. Hold that.
You'll need to get to hospital,
but you'll be fine.
You trying to help me or hurt me?
Well, it depends on
what you were doing here.
What's it to you?
Doctor Lim disappeared today.
We're looking for him.
Yeah, I know.
What? How?
I used to work here,
but I couldn't stay clean.
All right?
Dr. Lim wound up firing me,
but he didn't change the locks.
Sometimes I pop up in here
and grab some meds and scrips
when no one's here.
Oh, that's a new low.
You steal stuff. Man, get a job.
Wait, I'm nothing like him.
There's an art to what I do.
Okay, look, tell us what
you know about Dr. Lim.
I was waiting outside the office
for the doc and Letty
to go to lunch when I saw him
get put into an SUV
by two haoles. It seemed weird,
but when Letty locked up
the office early, I just...
- Broke in?
- Yeah.
Where, exactly, was he put into that SUV?
Right next to this building,
across from Hula's Liquor.
I just need one name from you.
Oh...
- Hi, uh, I had an appointment
with Mr. -00.
Would you please let him know
that I'm going to be
running a little bit late?
Thanks. Oh, uh, and please let him know
this is not indicative of
how I would run a business
at all... appreciate you.
Oh, uh, one more thing.
Could you not let him know how
desperate I was on the phone?
Okay.
Hello?
You ever hear of "less is more"?
He didn't talk.
No, but we ran his prints.
Derrick Baxter, career thug.
Former associate of Vinnie Black.
Wait, the Vinnie Black?
That name sounds familiar.
Yeah, he was a mob boss from Boston.
Ran the city until the late '90s.
Oh, yeah, right.
But didn't he get offed by
a rival gang or something?
Car bomb.
Caused a big power grab
in the crime world.
All sorts of heavy hitters
tried to fill the void.
So what's a gunman
with ties to the East Coast mob
want with Dr. Lim?
Not sure yet.
How bad of a first
impression you want to make?
We gotta bolt.
Thomas said he got a lead earlier,
so we'll keep you informed.
That's refreshing.
Hi, can I help you?
Hello. Carl Wang, LP Security.
I just wanted to say congratulations.
Congratulations? For what?
Your store was randomly selected
to receive
a brand-new security system.
Uh, we already got cameras.
You mean those tin cans out there
facing the medical facility?
What are those, PX-100s?
My cell phone has way better resolution.
Well... I guess if it's free, sure.
Great. I'm gonna have
to see your hard drive.
Okay. It's in the back. Cool.
Hey, uh...
your moustache.
Oh... I know. It's a thing of beauty.
Girls want to be around it,
guys wish they could grow it.
Everybody wants a piece.
Uh, no, it's falling off.
What? Seriously? Oh, my God, how awkward.
Well, I'm gonna be completely
honest with you, then.
I was born with upper lip alopecia,
and the last time my moustache fell out,
I got really insecure because
it didn't grow back as large.
And that's why I wear a fake moustache.
Um, where we at with the...
Uh, you were gonna show me
some credentials.
You know, hacking is basically stealing.
We have to get the footage somehow.
Really, Jin? I'd actually
love to hear your take on that.
What I'm saying is when you hack
into a liquor store
for security footage, there's
no difference between that
and me stealing a couple of wallets.
Yeah, but she does it to save lives,
you do it to ruin lives by
taking their hard-earned money.
You know, that's an interesting
way to spin that,
- but I-I...
- I'm in.
Okay, this is the CCTV footage
from outside the liquor store.
Fast forward to 11:30, just when Dr. Lim
sent the text message to Sharon.
Okay, there's Dr. Lim,
and the thug who tried to grab Sharon.
Who's the guy in the backseat?
Older than the others.
Could be the boss.
Yeah, he's definitely our shot caller.
- You guys okay?
- Safe and sound.
Sharon's been a trooper.
Trying my best to hang in there.
Hey...
aren't you that chiropractor
who was giving
free massages at the mall?
Really, Jin?
Do you have something to say?
Yeah. Magnum and Higgins
wound up with your phone
because I stole it.
I'm making up for it. I'm sorry.
I forgive you.
Wow. That's a new kind of feeling for me.
Thank you.
So, have you guys found anything?
Uh, we have a lead,
but we want you to see
if you recognize anyone.
I'm happy to help.
That's Karl, one of Michael's patients.
Patient?
Yeah, I help out
as a receptionist once in a while,
so I've met him a few times.
He has stage-three cancer.
We think he may have something to do
with your husband's disappearance.
That doesn't make sense.
Karl was friendly.
Why would my husband be kidnapped
by one of his own patients?
We don't know. That's what
we're trying to figure out.
In the meantime, stay at Robin's Nest.
You'll be safe there.
Whoa, hold on, man.
I know you're in a rush,
but I just want to let you know
I'm proud of you.
Proud of you for making the leap.
You got this.
- Oorah.
- Oorah.
See you in a minute.
So you can see I've laid out here
my one-year, five-year and ten-year plan.
Now, if you look at the margins
from the King Kamehameha Club,
you'll see these are very
conservative projections.
Oh, you're a veteran.
Yes. Yes, I am.
Let's see...
Oh...
I know.
You've recently been arrested?
I was, and I'm not
making excuses for that.
Look, you ask anybody who knows me,
and they will vouch for my character.
I'm sure they will, but we're more of
a numbers kind of bank, as opposed to
a your buddy's gonna vouch for you kind.
And your arrest makes you
a high-risk borrower.
Then there's your credit.
Oh, I don't have bad credit.
You don't have any credit.
Listen, I want this really bad.
I'm willing to do what it takes
to make it happen.
You tell me. You tell me,
what do I need to do?
How'd it go?
That bad, huh?
Well... apparently, serving in J-bad
doesn't help build credit.
But he, uh, he thanked me for my service,
so there's that.
You remember when you
took out Sajid Atwa?
He was the sixth most
wanted terrorist at the time.
You posted up in the
middle of a sandstorm
based off of shoddy Intel
just for a chance to snipe his ass.
They said it was a waste of time.
They said you were crazy.
Yeah, they were right.
Took me 17 days to get him.
But you saved hundreds of lives, brah.
All right... I get it.
I was making a difference,
but not building credit.
Yeah, but that's not my point.
See, you're gonna go to another bank,
and another bank after that.
And another one, until you get that loan.
'Cause when my boy
sets his mind to something,
nothing gets in his way.
This is a referral from Dr. Lim
for Karl to see another doctor.
Maybe he wanted a second opinion.
That's not a reason to kidnap someone.
- I found something.
- What do you got?
Dr. Lim's itinerary from a
medical convention in Las Vegas.
It seems that he visited
the Mob Museum downtown.
I thought we were supposed to be
looking into this Karl guy.
Yeah. Stay with me. When he got home,
he started researching
the deceased gangster Vinnie Black.
Rick and TC said the gunman, Baxter,
used to work for this guy.
That doesn't sound like a coincidence.
No, it's not. And here's where it gets
really interesting.
Okay, so Dr. Lim came home and downloaded
this age-manipulation app.
It's pretty crude,
but take a look at this.
Here's a photo of Karl,
and here's what Vinnie Black
might look like today.
Whoa.
That's the same guy.
I'm guessing that Vinnie Black
faked his demise
in order to escape his enemies,
and it seems that he's now
living low in Hawaii.
So maybe Dr. Lim saw a picture of Vinnie
at the Mob Museum in Vegas,
and started to connect the dots.
And confirmed his hunch when he got home.
Oh, my God, this is insane.
A notorious, supposed-to-be-dead
gangster is still alive
and hiding on this island?
And he has Dr. Lim.
I got to say, it's really great
to be in your good graces again.
First of all, you're not.
Second, who's this?
This is Jin.
He found Sharon's phone and had it
when the text messages came in.
That's why he came to us.
You look familiar.
Yeah, I just have
one of those faces. You know...
I'd actually argue you got
one of the more distinct faces
I've ever seen.
Thank you.
And why didn't you just
bring the phone to us?
- Uh, d... 'Cause we know each other.
- How?
- My model girlfriend had a stalker,
- Well, he gives me massages
and I hired and Magnum, at the mall
and I paid him in a case...
in massages.
This is what I do.
For a living. At the mall.
Gentlemen, can we
please get back to the more
pressing matter at hand,
namely, that Dr. Lim has been abducted
by a vicious gang lord,
who we believed to be dead.
You get anything from Baxter?
Nothing. Clearly, he's still
under Vinnie's thumb.
We have to get him to talk.
We find Vinnie Black, we find Dr. Lim.
Agreed. But he's way more scared
of Vinnie
than any amount of jail time.
And he didn't talk before,
so why would he start now?
Uh, hold on.
Baxter doesn't know that we know
the truth about Vinnie.
- So?
- So... I have an idea.
What?
Look alive, sunshine. Your lawyer's here.
Thank you, Detective.
I demand all the microphones
turned off heretofore.
And subsequently, moving forward.
Of course.
I'm Phillip Chang.
And, uh, Vinnie sent me.
You don't look like a lawyer.
That's precisely what makes me
a good one.
I have two words for you:
under the radar.
That's three.
Uh... Yeah... Mr. Black
likes his employees
to maintain a low profile,
and your incident is not welcome.
Listen, Mr. Black
is waiting for an update.
And his patience is running thin.
- You see where I am right now?
- Yeah.
My hands are literally tied.
Not necessarily.
I can't believe that worked.
Even in my blazer, he looks like a hobo.
No offense.
Offense taken. That's very hurtful.
Oh, come on.
Jin totally looks shady enough
to hang with a guy like Vinnie.
That's equally hurtful.
All right, pinging Vinnie's cell.
Hang on. I had a money clip
in the inside pocket.
- Really?
- Yeah.
What? I... I have no idea.
Jin actually threw it to me
as he walked in.
Yeah.
Got him.
A house in O'ku'alau.
HPD, open up!
Go.
Stairs right...
- Clear.
- Clear.
Clear.
Clear.
- It's Vinnie Black's cell phone.
- Yeah.
But no sign of him or Dr. Lim anywhere.
These messages were all recent.
Black was definitely here.
Yeah, his pasta's half eaten.
Yeah, the plate's still warm.
He left in a hurry.
Detective, we found something.
Straight out of Shawshank.
Looks like it heads to the
south side of the property.
All right, you two follow the tunnel,
I'll head around the property
and meet you where it ends. Go.
- Yes, sir.
- You guys, with me.
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There you are.
Who are you?
I'm just a patient.
You see, I got this rash,
and I've been trying
to track down Dr. Lim
to take a look at it.
Keep talking and I'll
put a hole in you and Dr. Lim.
Oh, I don't know.
We have two guns
and you only have one.
It doesn't really seem like
a fair negotiation, does it?
Oh, really? Look behind you.
Another hiding place?
What is this, Webster's house?
Wait, is that the show
where the guy adopts
the two kids in the penthouse?
No, that's Different Strokes.
A lot of people confuse the two.
It's actually a very different show.
I'm sorry. She's English.
Enough.
You know who I am.
So believe me when I say
I'm only gonna count down once.
Now... drop your weapons
or he's dead.
In three...
So, at exactly what point did you realize
that Vinnie was still in the house?
Probably the same time as you.
Wait... so you realized he was
still inside the house
and left us there as bait?
Considering you were gonna try
to take him down yourself,
I don't think there's anything
wrong with that.
Oh, we knew you'd circle back
because you're such a good cop.
Stop kissing my ass.
You're still on thin ice.
Still? I mean, we just saved Dr. Lim
and took down a notorious gangster.
And the HPD appreciates your help,
but that doesn't mean all is forgiven.
Gentlemen, could you stop quarreling
for one second and appreciate
the fruits of your labor?
♪ This year's love had better last ♪
♪ This year's love had better last ♪
♪ 'Cause who's to worry if our ♪
♪ Hearts get torn ♪
♪ When that hurt ♪
♪ Gets thrown ♪
♪ Don't you know ♪
♪ This life goes on ♪
♪ Won't you kiss me... ♪
I know what you're going to say.
What am I going to say?
You're going to say that I
wouldn't have moments like this
working for MI6.
No, actually, I was gonna say
another benefit of living
and working in Hawaii
is the really low sales tax, but yes,
that is another reason
not to take their offer.
♪ This year's love had better last. ♪
♪ Baby-O, you I dig ♪
♪ Like the most, ooh, really big ♪
♪ Love the shape ♪
♪ Of your brow ♪
♪ Love your ooh, love your... ♪
Any progress with the banks?
Uh, four more applications,
four more rejections.
Mmm.
Nice.
- Nice?
- Nice?
They snooze, they lose.
Banks just open up a whole new
world of opportunity.
TC, what did you mean by that?
Well, Island Hoppers hasn't been
doing too shabby lately.
And after bringing on Shammy,
We've actually been killing it.
I've been looking for a place
to park my money.
No, no, no, no. I told you,
I don't want any handouts.
I don't want to give you none.
But the way I see it,
I got insider information
on you as an investment.
Well, you just don't have much
credit is the problem, right?
Right. And the reason
you don't have any credit
is because you were
in Afghanistan; because of your
loyalty and character.
The same reason
your business is going to succeed.
It's a smart investment, TC.
Oh, I don't know.
You know, doing business
with friends, it-it could be
really great, but, uh,
it could also go very badly.
Any shot at greatness
is worth the risk, baby.
♪ May I fly ♪
♪ In a plane... ♪
So what do you say? Partners?
♪ Through the sky ♪
♪ Writing words... ♪
Well, I have been, uh,
fielding a variety
of very lucrative offers lately,
but, uh, I suppose since we're so close,
I could let you invest.
Congratulations.
You're sure?
You sure you want to do this?
Hey, guys. Thanks for the invite.
This is my girlfriend, Keo.
Aloha. Nice to meet everyone.
Aloha.
Hi.
You're real... ly late.
You're-you're really late.
But this is... It's so nice to meet you.
Yeah, we caught up in a little traffic,
and when I say "traffic",
I mean, making out in my car.
You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah...
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Sure.
I just want to say,
you know, I know I don't have
the best track record,
but it was really nice to do
something positive for once,
and I want to thank you
for the chance, Magnum.
Of course, Jin. You did good.
Really? Can I get a hug?
Sure.
Okay, um, Jin. Give it back.
- Give what back?
- My wallet.
I'm sorry. I just can't help myself.
Yes, you can. You just don't
steal things from people.
It's that simple.
That's like telling a bunny not to hop,
or water not to get wet.
It's who I am.
Okay.
- Jin.
- Hey, guys.
Hi.
- Why don't you sit down?
- Thank you.
♪ Baby-O ♪
♪ Ooh baby, ooh baby ♪
♪ Baby-O. ♪