Magnum P.I. (2018): Season 2, Episode 18 - A World of Trouble - full transcript

Magnum!

Magnum!

Magnum, I can literally hear this music

all the way from the study!

Oh, my God.

Hey, Higgins.

Jin, are you kidding me?

Are you shocked
that I'm crashing with Magnum

or that I'm really good
at billiards?

Uh, I'm shocked that
you're running around naked.

I thought Europeans were cool
about this kind of thing.



Oh, I get it.

The temptation's too strong.

It's all about controlling
your urges.
Jin,

it is about having the common
courtesy to wear clothes

when you're a guest
in somebody's home.

Yeah. All right.

That makes sense. My bad.

Okay, great. Would you just go
and cover up, please?

I can't. Today is laundry day.

Literally everything that I ownis being washed right now.

How long
have you even been here?

Couple of days.

Oh, congratulationson the wedding, by the way.

I always saw youand Magnum together.



All right, Jin, we're not together, as you know.

I'm sure
Magnum explained that this is

just a-a,
a business arrangement.

Right.
It's about the green card.

You should've called me,
by the way.

I could've hooked you up.

Jin, we wanted
to do this legally.

All right?

It's about staying inthe country

and out of prison.

"Legally."

I hate to break it to you,
future Mrs. M,

but you're still committing
a crime.

I... Oh, my God.

No, it's...

You're the one
committing a crime.

Mr. Masters spent $20,000
on that pool table

that you are currently mounting.

Would you just please

get off it?

Right after this shot.

Where is Magnum, anyway?

Out. Something
about the upcoming nuptials.

All right!

Whoa!

Check this guy out.

Magnum.

Thomas Magnum.

Looking sharp, TM.

It's pretty nice, right?

Fits like a glove, bruddah.

Give me a sec, fellas.

It's my fiancée.

Hey, Higgy.

Where are you?
Our client meeting in Wahiawa

is in 30 minutes,
and the traffic is bad. Oh, yeah.

No, I'm getting fitted
for a tux right now.

You know you can just wear

a normal suit for this, right? Yeah,

but the more legit it looks,
the more likely

they're gonna rubber-stamp
your green card.

Yeah, I know. I just...

You're really putting yourself
out for this.

No, no.
Actually, Kamekona's buddy

is hooking me upwith a tux.

Okay. I just...

I don't want to be a burden.

Listen,

we really are running late.

It's best if we meet there.

It's Wahiawa Elementary School.

I'll text you the address.

Okay.

I got to go, guys.

Us, too.

Yeah.

Hey. Don't forget.

Bachelor party. 9:00 p.m.

Kammy, Shammy.

I got to say,

when I brought up
the marriage plan to Higgins,

I was just trying
to help a friend.

But now
I'm actually kind of excited.

Before he died, my dad told me

two of the most important
things a man leaves behind

are his friends and his family.

Doing this...

Marrying Higgins...

Keeps my friends
and my family together.

Better not be this lateto the altar.

I wouldn't dare. Come on.

I'll introduce youto Principal Mahelona.

You pick your bridesmaids yet?

Yes. Kumu has actually agreed
to be my maid of honor.

Obviously.

And I've asked Noelani to
be a bridesmaid as well.

Other than that, I don't know
too many women on the island,

so I was thinking about
asking Tani and Quinn.

Quinn? Score for Rick.

Kumu.Ah.

Makani. Oh.

This is Thomas and Juliet.

Thank you for coming
all this way.Hi.

Oh, yeah. Don't mention it.

Anything for a friend of Kumu's.

Please take a seat.

So,

how can we help you?

For as longas I've been here,

the school has been underfunded.

But for the past18 months,

we've been blessedwith a benefactor.

They've donated school supplies,

gym equipment, even computers.

That's very generous.

It's made a profound difference.

The crazy thing is,

we have no ideawho this person is.

How is that? Well,

when the first gift arrived, it came with instructions

to use a suggestion box that isto be left outside the building.

All we had to dowas put a note in the box.

Any items we asked for magicallyappeared in a few days.

They must have been dropped offin the middle of the night.

Kind of like writing to Santa.

Yes. And their only request

was they wishedto remain anonymous.

So we never publicizedthe donations

or tried to learnwho was behind them.

But now we needto know.

And why is that?

Because I'm worried
something's happened to them.

If you don't knowwho it is,

how could you know that?

Normally, when a noteis left in the box,

it's gone the next day.

Five days ago, I left a note

in the box, and it's still there.

I really feellike something's wrong.

Well, there are
plenty of reasons

why that note
might not have been picked up.

We teach caring and compassionhere, as well as academics.

I tell our studentsthat one act of kindness

leads to another

and anotherand another.

Whoeverthis person is,

they're a guardian angel
to our school.

I just need to know
that they're okay.

Well, we'd be happy
to, uh, take the case.

Hmm. Mahalo.

Now, about your rate...

No, no, no.
There's no need

to discuss that. Um,
we're happy to do it

pro bono.

Kumu, I told youl didn't want any special favors

on account of our friendship.

I don't think that's it.

Listen, you said it yourself.

One act of kindness
leads to another.

We can't take your money.

Mahalo.

Okay. I'm gonna stay and go
through the security footage.

It's a good thing
we're doing this pro bono.

It's one of those cases
that could drag on forever.

That happens?

Yeah. Clients end up burning

through a lot of cash
because it's

practically impossible to solve.

But this is basically
a missing persons case,

and we've handled plenty
of those before.

Yeah, but this time
we don't even know

who the missing person is.

Attention, everybody!

Attention! I need everybody's
attention in the bar, please.

That includes youin the back!

Listen up!

Today, we have the honor
to have a true American hero

in our presence.

Master Gunnery SergeantSean Murphy,

whose careerwith the U.S. Marines ends

after 30 years of service.

Can you believe it? Huh?

Can you believe it?

In that time,
Murph has saved lives,

defended freedom, and protectedthis great nation of ours.

Everybody raise up your glasses.

To Murph.

Welcome to paradise.

Love you, pal.

Yeah, Murph! You.

Oorah! MAN 2:Oorah!

Was that really
necessary? Huh? Oh. Come on.

Don't be embarrassed.

I meant every word of it,
too, pal, all right?

So, it's real, man.Yeah.

You're taking off your boots
for good.

How do you feel?

I can't believe it's over.

I'm gonna miss it.

But I got to say

I'm kind of excited
about starting a new life.

And what better place than here?

Hey, listen, you ready for thatinterview I lined up for you?

Orville, relax.

The man's been here
a day and a half.

I thought taking off his
uniform meant taking it easy.

Hey. Taking it easy's
not my thing, all right?

Yeah, listen,

my buddy Ronnie
runs a shipping dock.

He's looking
for a few new security guys.

Sounds like a dream gig.Yeah.

After executing raids downrange,

I think I can handle
protecting a dock, right?

Piece of cake.

Hey, look, for real, guys,

I'm glad it's you two that
are helping me make the move.

I love you guys.

We love you, man.

- Glad you're here, Murph.
- Hey.

Glad you're here.

I can't thank you
enough for helping Makani.

Of course.
Someone like her deserves it.

She's always been a good person.

Went to college on the mainland.

Could have done anything
but came back here to teach.

A few years ago,
she took over the school.

Done wonders with the place.

Hey. Any updates? No.

I'm just taking
another partial print

and running it now.

You? Yes, actually.

A couple months ago,

the benefactor donated
15 monitors to the school.

I found a SKU on the back of oneof the boxes, traced it back

to a Home Buy 21 storein Kapolei.

The manager's checking to see
if they can locate the buyer.

Anything? Unfortunately not. No.

Oh. Might not matter.

This is the, uh, manager now.

Hello.

Yes.

Are you sure?

Okay.

Thank you.

What is it?

Well, according to the manager,

those monitors were stolen.

So the benefactor
donated stolen goods?

Yeah.

Seems as though
our missing person is a thief.

Is thatmy aloha shirt?

Correction... it's our shirt.

I didn't think you'd mind.

Yeah, I do mind.

Okay, I'll just
take it off, then. No, no, no,

no, no. Your naked image

is already burned into my retinaforever, thank you very much.

Don't ask.

So, should I change or not? I... No, no, no.

We have more pressing matters.

Ooh. Yummy. I love
police reports.

We need you
to look at the report

and see if you recognize
the M.O.

Okay. For
my expertise

to be most effective, I need context.

Okay. So, a bunch of itemswere anonymously donated

to WahiawaElementary School.

We traced the serial numbersback to several big chain stores

on the island.

All of the items were stolen.

So we were wondering

if you could maybe help
us identify the thief.

Hang on. Wait,
someone did all the legwork,

risked their freedom,
got away with it,

and then just gave
all the stuff away? Yeah.

Kind of likea modern-day Robin Hood.

More like a modern-day idiot.

As a former thief,
I'm deeply offended.

Jin, the reports.

Okay. Sorry, roomie.

Please don't call me that. Oh, yeah.

That's reserved
for the little missus.

Anyway, um,

okay.

Hmm.

Huh.

Well, our Robin Hood
is definitely working alone.

How could you possibly
know that?

Well, check it out.

The security alarms
were turned off

three minutes before the
cameras went off-line.

So he did one thingand then another thing.

A crew would havedone it simultaneously.Hmm.

He's definitely
stealing in bulk.

There's no way he's putting allthat merch inside his pocket.

He needs a truck

or a van.

Uh, unless they're stealing
a new car for every score,

they're definitely using
the same vehicle every time.

Well, we do know the deliverieshappened at night,

and we do know
which nights they happened.

So we just need to check the
security cameras surrounding
the school and see

if the same van or truck

pops up on each
of the delivery nights.

Yeah, but there's not a lot ofhomes or businesses in the area.

There are traffic cams. You knowwhat? I'm gonna text Rick.

He knows a guy at the Departmentof Transportation who can help.

I wonder why the thief chose
Wahiawa Elementary School.

I mean, plenty of schools
are not doing so well.

Maybe there's a connectionwith the school.

You know how you giveto an alma mater?

You know, I gave moneyto Dickinson.

That was your high school? No, Squirrel Dickinson.

He was my mentor. He was a legend.

You don't know about him?

He taught me everything I know.

He was my alma mater, and I wanted to give back,

so I gave moneyto the Squirrel's

prison canteen accountevery month when he got busted.

Oddly enough,

your theory actually
kind of makes sense.

We still just need
to identify the thief

and notify HPD.

Yes, we need
to identify our Robin Hood

and make sure they're safe.

That is the job.

Yeah, I know
what the job is, Magnum,

but our missing person
is breaking the law.

They're stealingfrom a massive corporation,

who I'm sure is insured,

and delivering these goodsto underprivileged children.

Magnum, it's still illegal
and, therefore, wrong.

Look, without his help, these schools probably

would've shut down.

I-In my opinion, this guy is a hero.

Uh, we can't turn himinto the cops.

I forgot. I have to, uh,

attend to something.

I'm gonna meet you later, okay?

Okay.

Whoa.

That was weird.

Maybe she's cheating
on you already.

Gordon.

Everything all right?

I heard about the wedding.

How did you...?

Rick mentioned it.

Look, it's noneof my business, but, uh...

but getting marriedfor a green card is a bad idea.

And you and Magnumdoing it, even worse.

What makes you say that?

Because you work together.

And because the immigrationpeople aren't dumb.

They'll ask your clientsif you act like a couple.

Those clients will say nounless you maintain the lie.

And sinceyou're always together,

that meanskeeping it up constantly.

With your history undercover, you know how hard that is.

I do.

If you get caught, and you will...

the penalty's severe.

You'll both be arrested.

You'll get deported

and Magnum will losehis license.

As a cop, I wishl didn't know any of this.

But as a friend, I don't wantto see you guys get in trouble.

And by... fake-marryingyour business partner,

you're headed down that road.

Can I ask...

why you wanted to talk
to me about this alone?

I respect the hell out of Magnum

for stepping up
to keep you here.

His heart's in the right place.

But in typical Magnum fashion,

I'm pretty sure
he didn't think it through.

You tend to have a more...

reasoned approach to things.

Thanks for your concern, Gordie.

I... I appreciate it.

We got a couple hours

before the interview.

Do you want to prep?

Come on, man, huh?

I'm not a kid.
I got this.Okay.

You know what you're gonna say?

You ever even hada job interview?

No. High school I worked
my old man's garage.

Then I enlisted.

All right. Look...

Murph, y-your experience
in the Marines...

It-it's gonna makethis security gig a no-brainer.

Right? Easy.

But you got
to land the job first.

That means you got to go inand talk to Ronnie, the boss,

and convince him
that you really want the job

and you're the best man

for the job, right?

Now, did you bring your résumé?

You forgot the résumé?

Come on, give me a break, huh?

For 30 years I wore my résumé.

Listen, service doesn't always
translate the best

in the civilian world.

Trust me.
I had to learn the hard way.

Look, I'll wing it.

I'm gonna be fine.

Murph, Murph, just stop for a second.

Murph, listen to me, man.

In the Corps,

everything was laid outfor us, right?

They told you where you hadto be, what you had to do.

But when you get out, you got to start all over again.

You know, you gotto make up your own

structure, your own schedule,
your own life.

Now, listen, when I got out,

if Robin Masters hadn't pulled
the strings that he did

for me to get me
that job managing the club,

I'd-I'd still be sitting
in the parking lot

of the ABC Store
staring off into space.

All right, so what's your point?

I'm trying to pay it forward.

I'm trying to do for you
what Robin Masters did for me.

Now, listen,
I-I know you're used

to giving orders
your whole life,

but right now
I need you to take one.

I need you to go in there, interview for that job,

with the résumé,
like any normal civvy.

You got it?

I got it.

You got it?

I got it.

I'm gonna go back to the motel,

I'm gonna get
my résumé together,

I'm gonna be
my normal charming self,

and I'm gonna get that job.

All right.
Well, come back here.

We'll have a drink to celebrate.

All right? Love you, pal.

Go get that gig.

Yeah. Go get it.

- I don't understand.
- What is this?

You're joking, bruddah.

It's the cake topper.

And the bride looksjust like Higgins.

Yeah, but the groom
looks nothing like me.

He's got blond hair.

Oh, yeah?

There you go.

Afternoon, gents.

Nice cake topper. Is that...?

For us? Yeah.

Kamekona offered to bake usa wedding cake, free of charge.

That's very generousof you. Thank you.

Did you getthe traffic cam footage?

Magnum, has it occurred to you

that our... partnership

might affect the success
of... of this marriage?

No, 'cause it's nota real marriage.

No, I know that. I mean,

perhaps the ruse will become toomuch of a challenge to keep up.

Ruses are our bread and butter.

We got this.

There it is.

Same truck from the nightof the last delivery.Okay.

Fast-forward to the next one.

There it is again.

Right.

Truck is registeredto one Kalohe Olu.

She could be our Robin Hood.

Looks like five days' worth.

Coffee grounds,
but no coffee maker.

Find something?

It's the notes
Principal Mahelona

left in the suggestion box.

So Kalohe isour Robin Hood?

Yeah.

Now we just need to find her.

You catch that car? Yeah.

Looks likethey're watching the house. They don't look

like law enforcement.Hmm.

Sorry to bother you, but who are you gentlemen?

Gun!

Kalohe? Are you sure?

We found proof at her home.

I take it you know her?

I was her teacher years ago.

What can you tell us about her?

Her family life was difficult.

Her father was a thief, in and out

of prison,
her mother had a drug problem,

wasn't around much.

Would get clean, come back intoKalohe's life, then relapse.

Sounds awful.

It was.

Then I found out Kalohe was
sleeping overnight at school.

From then on,

I made sure she always had aplace to stay, always had food.

Well, your concern for herobviously made an impact,

and she wantedto give back to the school

and to the personwho helped her.

But the way
she's going about it...

I know it's wrong.

But I also know her heart is
in the right place.

You'll still help her,
won't you?

Of course we will. Yes.

We just have to find her first.

Did she have any other family?
Anyone else she was

close to?

Yes.

There was a family friendwho moved to the islands

when Kalohe was a teenager.

Great.

I haven't seen Kalohe in months.

Do you know where
we can find her?

Sorry. I don't.

Uh, please.

Kalohe's in trouble.

There are two men after her.

We just want to help her.

It's okay, Auntie.

How do I know
you're not with them?

Look, we can understandwhy you'd be skeptical.

But we were hiredby Principal Makani Mahelona.

She's worried about you.

We haven't talked in years.

She asked us to find out
who was leaving the gifts,

and that investigation led us

to you. She told us how
she helped you

when you were a child.

Why don't youput the gun down

so we can talk?

Five nights ago, two guys

grabbed me outside work, threw
me in their trunk, took off.

But I managed to escape whenthe car slowed for a stop sign.

I presume you jumped outand ran away?

Yeah. It was the
middle of nowhere.

They chased me, but I got away.

With what I've been doing, I...

I was too scared to
go to the police.

Do you know why
these men are after you?

No. But that's why
I've been laying low.

In case they try again.

Odds are it has something to do

with your
extracurricular activities.

Maybe you stole

from the wrong people.

What's the last thing you took?

That can't be it.

Why do you say that? Because the last
thing I stole

was 35 fire extinguishers from awarehouse club store in Waipahu.

The school needed it to get
their building up to code.

We have a list

of all the retail robberies
in the last 18 months,

and there wasn't anything
in Waipahu on that list.

Which means the store
never reported the theft.

Maybe they haven't
realized it yet?

Or they didn't want
HPD involved.

We got to get back

to that school and check out
those fire extinguishers.

Yeah. Those guys
are still after you,

so it'd be best
if you came with us.

All right, pull it tight first.

'Cause it's...
All right. All right.Yo.

Now you got to go
way to TC's side.

It should be centerwith the ships.

Um, I can't see
if it's centered. More to TC.Sorry, the outrigger.

A little bit more. All right... Come on, man, this is killing
my shoulder, man.

We need it to be in thecenter of the outrigger.

But it's sagging.
I can't see its center.

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Don't move. Don't move.

Hey, pal. You ready

for the best bachelor party
you'll ever have?

It's totally unnecessary.

Oh, come on.

You said it yourself. It's, uh...

It's got to look legit. It's all about the optics.

All right, fine. But as long as you invite Murph.

Oh, yeah.

Murph? No, he wouldn't miss it
for the world.

Hey, I'm sorry
I couldn't make it earlier.

How's he doing, by the way?
He get the job?

Well, he's interviewing

right now.

In fact,

probably crushing it
as we speak.

Ah, you know what?

This is my boy Ronnie.
I got to take this.

It's Ronnie. It's Ronnie. Hey!

Ronnie, how'd my boy do?

What do you think?

Can't tell if it's good news
or bad news.

Furrowed brow.

Pursed lip. Rapid eye blinking.

It ain't good.

All right, pal. Thanks. Well?

He didn't get it, did he?

He never even showed up
for the interview.

I mean, after all the stringsl pulled, he bailed.

Doesn't sound like Murph.

He must have a good reason.

He'd better.

Straight to voice mail.

Murph. Hey, it's Rick.

Call me back.

First he bails on Ronnie, now he's ghosting us.

Better have a good explanation.

Hey, Murph!

Murph, we're coming in!

Murph?

What's going on, buddy?

I'm sorry, man, I just, uh...

I couldn't do it.

It's okay, Murph. Just...

Just talk to us.

I was 18 when I enlisted.

Just a kid.

For the past 30 years,

I ate and slept
at the same time.

I had a mission every day.

I led men into battle.

I had a purpose.

But now it's like...

I don't even know
who the hell I am anymore.

This right here.

This is who I am.

This is who I know how to be.

I can't go back, but...

I'm a damn fool to think
that I could do anything else.

Hey.

I get it.

No. No, no, you don't.

You're wrong.

When I got back, I-I was lost.

I was terrified.

You know the... you know that story I told you

about Robin helping me out?

Yeah.

Well, I left outthe first half of that story.

I left out the part where...

I tried to reenlist.

Because just like you,
I didn't think

I'd fit in anywhere else.

Sorry. RICK:
He said

I wanted to come back
for the wrong reasons.

You really tried to go back?

You know, I spent mostof my adult life with a...

a rifle in my hand.

And I-I didn't know...

who I was gonna bewithout that.

You know, I-I didn't know

if I would ever figure outwho that guy was.

It took some time.

But I did.

You know, I had to fake it a lot.

I-I tried to stay busy, you know?

But I had my buddies.

And turned out pretty good.

I'm happy for you.

But I'm not like you.

I'm not.

I appreciate you guystrying to help me. I really do.

But...

if I was to getthat job and-and...

and screw it up...
I mean, you vouched for me.

Hey, I'd do itall over again.

So would this guy.

Hell, yeah. Now, look,

I-I got this guy, uh, Noah.

He works at the bar.
He-He's a vet.

He-He's trying
to get his life back on track.

Why don't you join him?

I mean, doing what?

Anything. Everything.

I don't know. I mean,
look, i-it's not exciting,

but it's a safe space.

And there'd be some leewaybecause I'm the boss.

Not too much leeway,

but you'd have structure.
You'd have a schedule.

You know, just until youfigure out what you want to do.

It could be good for you, Murph.

Hey, listen.

I'm giving you a shot.

Because you got to takea chance on yourself.

I just don't believe
in myself anymore.

You're Master Gunnery Sergeant
Sean Murphy.

You made us into Marines.

Into men.

Believed in us when we
didn't believe in ourselves.

Now we're gonna believe in
you until you get there.

Magnum.Hey.

One of my HPD contacts ID'd

the owner of the car parked
outside Kalohe's house.

Uh, the guy's name is Owen Shaw. He lives in Haleiwa.

Rap sheet? Long one.

I'm gonna send you what HPD
has on him right now,

plus his cell phone number.

Great.

Okay, stand by.

Got him.

Shaw appears to be
on Kamehameha Highway.

He's heading north.

He could be going home.

I'll keep tabs on him.

Great.
I'll meet you at the school.

Hi, Ms. Mahelona.

Kalohe.

You're okay.

I know you won'taccept payment,

but I'm absolutely buyingyou two a wedding gift.

Kumu says you're
getting married.

Uh, yes. Yes, we are.Right. We are.

This week, actually.Wow.

You guys don't seem
like a couple.

Well, that's because, uh,
we want to keep things,

uh, professional.

Look, I don't want
to cut this short,

but we need to seeyour fire extinguishers.

It's very important.

Fire extinguishers? Yes.

Have they all been
installed yet?

No. There's a few extrasin the supply room.

The gauge says
it's fully charged,

but I don't feel the agent
moving around inside.

Something's off.

There's definitely somethingin here, but it's not the agent.

May I?

How'd you get so handy
with a saw?

DT was my favorite class
at school.

Design technology... I think you call it shop class.

You were right.
There's something in there.

That's certainly not gonna
put out a fire.

Is that...? Cocaine.

It looks like you stole
these fire extinguishers

from drug dealers. We got to call Katsumoto.

I don't understand. Why were they in the store?

An employee must have been usingthem to smuggle the drugs.Magnum.

Shaw's on the move. Look.

He was going north on KamehamehaHighway, away from us.

Now he's coming south,
and far more quickly.

If he veers off here
onto the 80,

then he's comingstraight to us.

He turned.
He's coming this way.

How did he find me?

Maybe he found Kiana. Oh, my God.

Kiana knew where
we were going and why.

That means they knowthe drugs are here,

and they're coming for them.

She's not picking up.
I'm calling the police.

HPD's not gonna make it here
before Shaw and his men do.

And we don't have enough time
to clear everyone out of here.

Look, we only have one play.

We got to get the
rest of the drugs

and lead Shaw and his men

as far away from here as we can.

We got to move.

Move.

They're blocking
our only way out.

Grab ahold of something.

We've got company.

If this bus has another gear,
you'd better use it!

I'm already redlining it!

Everyone, get down!

Stay down!

Hey, come up front.
I have an idea.

Stay down.

What's the plan? Hold onto something.

Growing up, I didn't always
love school,

but in the sixth grade
I had a teacher

who made science fun.

Okay, everybody
brace yourselves again.

One thing I remember,
courtesy of Newton,

is a body in motion will remain in motion, unless...

You all right?

Let's go, let's go.

I brought you a gift.

Fire extinguishers?

Wait till you see what's inside.

And you're certain about this?

'Cause you can take a few days

to think about it, you know.

Okay. Thank you so much.

You're such a good friend.

Bye.

Everything okay?

Yes, everything's fine.

I just thought you'd want
to know that I spoke to Makani.

It looks like the
prosecuting attorney

is going to grant
Kalohe immunity

in exchange for her testimony.

That's great news.

I'm so happy
it's all working out.

I really can't thank you
and Thomas enough.

Oh, it's a pleasure, of course.

You know, I feel guilty
about not planning

a bachelorette party for you.

Kumu...

do I really strike you
as someone who's willing

to place singles
inside a G-string

whilst wearinga pornographic crown?

I guess that's more me, huh?

How about dinner, then?

Yes, that'd be great.

Just, um, give me a few minutes.

Okay.

Hi.Hey. Just heading out.

Oh, where are you going?

Bachelor party.
Rick insisted.

Just so you know, you got
nothing to worry about.

About that.

Thomas, I...

I've reconsidered
my decision to marry you.

What are you talking about?

I've been thinking about it,

and I just think it's gonna be

far too hard to pull it off.

I mean, our working partnershipis gonna make it

next to impossible,
and if we get caught,

the ramifications
are too severe.

Yeah, but if you don't do this, they're gonna send you home.

I know.

So I am getting married.

Just...

to someone else.

I don't understand.

I expressed my concerns
to another good friend,

and he was willing to step in.

Well, okay.

Look, Thomas.

I'm really sorry
to put you through all this.

For what it's worth,

I really appreciate what you
were willing to do for me.

You know?

It means a lot.

So, who are you marrying?

I cannot believe
that you're doing it.

Look, if it's me,

then Higgy don't got to
pretend all the time.

We got a better chance
of getting away with it.

And, hey, anything
for family, right?

Yeah.
Hey, speaking of family,

you think Murph's gonna show up?

I don't know.

I mean, you can give somebody
every opportunity,

but it don't matter
if they don't want it.

So, how come you never told me

that you tried to reenlist?

Uh... I don't know.

I was embarrassed.

You know, you, Thomas, Nuzo,

you guys seemed tohave it all figured out

when we got back.

I was still finding my way.

Man, it might have
looked easy, but it wasn't.

Look, you should've told us.

We would have been
there for you.

You know I always got
your back, right? Yeah.

I know you got my back.

Yo, guys!
Look who I found.

Oh!

Ha, look what the Shammy
drug in.

Been thinking about the job.

Offer still stand?

What, are you kidding me?

Welcome aboard.
Come on.

Thank you.

Happy to have you, brother. Happy to be here.

Hey, Tommy!

Hey, what's up, buddy?

And Jin.Jin.

And Jin.

What's up, man?
Hey, buddy. Hey!

Shammy.
My man!

How you been? Hey, what's going on, man?

Fellas, let's start
the festivities.

Yeah, sorry about Jules
giving you the shaft, pal.

Yeah, yeah, I got to say

I was kind of bummed out.

You know, I was looking forwardto the wedding,

but Higgins gets to stay
in Hawaii, so it's all good.

Uh, I'm confused.

Where are the strippers?

Dude, it's 2020, man.

Okay. Well, then we can have
20 female strippers

and 20 male strippers...
That's equality.

Jin, we're just gonna hang out,

sit down, have a couple drinks,

we're gonna listen
to some tunes,

and maybe break out the cards.
You want to join us?

What is wrong with you?

Stag night is
a time-honored tradition.

It's all about getting wasted
and making mistakes

and waking up next to
a stranger, Downey-style.

Okay.

You know what I mean, Magnum?

You back me up?

You got to ask TC.

It's his celebration.

Then we better get
a new cake topper.

Look, the scam will be easier
to pull off if it's me.

You know, I did not
see that coming. - I know.

I still can't believe
she didn't ask me. So weird.

Come on, I'm sure
you were third in line.

I want to say a couple words
to the man of the hour.

TC, I never thought that
I'd be so cool with somebody

stabbing me in the back
and stealing my fiancée.

But I hope you and Higgins
have a-a beautiful

fake life together.

Thank you, brother.

Cheers.

Also-also, to our sister
Juliet Higgins,

who now gets to be
a part of our lives forever.

Higgy.